#clara: brush ur teeth then we'll talk

[yesokayiknow]

Clara going back to Gallifrey only to find out it’s been completely wiped out and then finding the Doctor because “I thought we had talked about you wiping out entire planets” and then she gets there and sees 13 and dhawan!master and, well, she just goes into bi panic ‘Oh no! They’re hot’ mode and honestly? Gallifrey can go fuck itself.

it takes her a few moments to find out which one's which bc they ARE growling at each other like feral possums they BOTH have ripped clothes and bruised faces and they're covered in blood and dirt and she's just standing there like thank god i'm like 200+ years old now and no longer feel any shame admitting that this IS a turn on at which point the doctor's internal horny immortal alert finally goes off and she's like !!!!! clara!!!!

and then clara realises that the doctor is now a northern lass and she maybe swoons a little it's fine she's fine whatever.

the master takes advantage of the doctor's momentary distraction to push her over, and then leer over clara and say damn heard you killed yourself and now you're immortal. goals. i tried to kill myself and all i got was this lousy cyberarmy.

well, clara says, at which point the doctor reaches up and pulls him down by his ankles, and then pushes herself up and sits on him.

don't joke about your issues like that, she says, gently slapping his face when he says our issues, love.

and then clara sits down because apparently her Type is feral clowns and she's gonna spend the next few centuries dodging therapy with them she can't wait.

[wearethewitches]

#thru tears: pls i need a ship name#she finds out that the master spent years crafting a whole fake persona and her compulsive lying ass is like I Am In Love#13: didn't i spent 4 billion years being tortured for u where's my love#clara: brush ur teeth then we'll talk

Clara going back to Gallifrey only to find out it’s been completely wiped out and then finding the Doctor because “I thought we had talked about you wiping out entire planets” and then she gets there and sees 13 and dhawan!master and, well, she just goes into bi panic ‘Oh no! They’re hot’ mode and honestly? Gallifrey can go fuck itself.

it takes her a few moments to find out which one’s which bc they ARE growling at each other like feral possums they BOTH have ripped clothes and bruised faces and they’re covered in blood and dirt and she’s just standing there like thank god i’m like 200+ years old now and no longer feel any shame admitting that this IS a turn on at which point the doctor’s internal horny immortal alert finally goes off and she’s like !!!!! clara!!!!

and then clara realises that the doctor is now a northern lass and she maybe swoons a little it’s fine she’s fine whatever.

the master takes advantage of the doctor’s momentary distraction to push her over, and then leer over clara and say damn heard you killed yourself and now you’re immortal. goals. i tried to kill myself and all i got was this lousy cyberarmy.

well, clara says, at which point the doctor reaches up and pulls him down by his ankles, and then pushes herself up and sits on him.

don’t joke about your issues like that, she says, gently slapping his face when he says our issues, love.

and then clara sits down because apparently her Type is feral clowns and she’s gonna spend the next few centuries dodging therapy with them she can’t wait.