#cj does funny

[bread-is-my-life]

@tekitothemagpie did you know that I love you :3

Made those cuz why not hehe

[ickadori]

Okay, but I’m thinking about the reader in your poly SatoSugu getting kidnapped and all they say to there captor is “You’re wasting your time. They’re not coming for me as long as they have each other���

and they won’t come, not a chance. just the possibility of them losing each other far outweighs the loss of you. getou would want to come and save you, but depending on the severity of the situation and the strength of whoever kidnapped you, gojo would absolutely refuse to let him go.

and gojo could do it, he’s the strongest after all, but…does he really want to? does he want to keep sharing getou? he had only agreed bc getou had been so enamored with you, and gojo would rather allow you to have a bit of him rather than all, but if you were out of the picture…if he told getou that he had tried to get you back but it was too late…if your captor had already killed you, and nearly killed him, too…

then he could finally have getou all to himself again.

[cj-does-va]

Absolutely gas this up everyone GAS IT UP

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If you are interested in taking part in the casting, please send me a private message!! 🎙️🗯️❗

[hms-incorrect-quotes]

Heart, to Soul: (If Mind doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you Whole’s next pay check.)

Mind, sleep deprived and within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: [I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!]

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[kuruka1559s]

I’s uhm…

Not good. That’s sure.

I wanted to redo some funny scenes of @cj-does-va ‘s videos but it came out awful. Yay.

Dust belongs to ask-dust-tale

Horror belongs to sour apple studios

OH WAIT

I ALSO FORGOT THE STARE SCENE

This one:

[sneeb-canons]

mind is constantly very cold, not just emotionally, but he walks around the house with a blanket cape because he's actually freezing.

Headcanon #68

[cj-does-va]

I LOVE THAT ALSO YOU'RE FERAL FOR WHATS BELOW

eheheh a little doodle for @cj-does-va

(IM SORRY IF YOU DONT LIKE BEING TAGGED :devastation:)

also dont look further this is the only drawing i did. yep.

hi. you weren't meant to see this.

[gatesofember]

it is widower variant that lives in my head and in the solangeloweek server </3 tragically people were so weird in my comments for the last variant that idk if I'll ever feel comfortable writing more of it and also I have a lot of Scenes but not a lot of Plot and also a Timeline that doesn't make Sense </3

that is so sad but understandable </3 I love widower au and its variants so much…they make me feel emotions

[cj-does-va]

You're welcome

[anonymous-chaotic-friend]

I made some funnies </3

These spawned from the chat for the 6-hour live on CJDoesVA lol. The top donator Xavier got platonically married to someone named Rain, so I drew their platonic wedding, lol.

As for the other one, me and chat just started throwing rats at the Ink who was in the chat lol. It was very funny and fun.

Ink!Sans belongs to his creator! :)

[whysamwhy123]

Soooooo would it now be completely inappropriate and in poor taste if I went back and finished that ridiculous crackfic I memed myself into starting where Daniel tries to hit on CJ?

He's all like ''You know, I think it's disgusting, the way your husband treats you. You're a strong, independent woman and I respect that! You should be allowed to do whatever you want - likemeforinstance - and also, everyone always tells me I'm real mature for my age, wise beyond my years. I can make you feel like you're 22 again, and I totally don't have mommy issues if that's what you're worried about and - ''

And CJ's thoroughly unimpressed by all of this, but then Miro shows up and bitches her out for cavorting with a younger man behind his back and she's just like done with his shit, so she grabs Daniel by the collar and drags him away and makes him her rebound boytoy.

CJ regales Daniel with stories of all the things she's done, places she's lived, all her crazy life experiences, and Daniel's just like ''Woooooow, that's all so interesting - so, anyway, there's these new shoes I really want, will you buy them for me, mommy, pleeeease?!'' 🥺

And he has to watch his back every week at work because Miro's always skulking about menacingly and all of Daniel's friends are like ''Dude, what are you doing? This is obviously a bad idea,'' and Daniel simply tells them they don't understand, man.

Also, maybe Daniel and Hook catfight over her because I think that would be funny? Hook: *scratches Daniel with his nails* ''I deserve her more - I'm also hot and flexible!'' Daniel: *pulls Hook's hair* ''I need her! You don't need a sugar mama, you're already rich!''

Daniel to Miro - ''Hey, what's up, man? Just wanted to say thanks - your alimony payments are really helping me with the rent. Also, since I call your ex-wife 'mommy', does that make you my ex-dad?'' *gets strangled up against the nearest wall*

[buckys-robot-arm]

My tinder did the most insanely hilarious thing in the fucking world, one almost after another I see the profiles of two of my board members, neither of which I would’ve ever thought to use tinder

[darkmuffinstudios]

Some funny things I drew for @cj-does-va ‘s stream today! ^^ ( featuring a mention of @bunrux they are so silly)

[imjusthereformyowngain]

Mind may not find it funny since it’s about when he almost died but Heart certainly does :)

tfw u and ur bestie get matching halloween costumes 😍😍