#cixship

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Hyunsuk: Babe, do the thing

Jinyoung: *Smiles*

Hyunsuk, clutching chest: Ohmygod

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BX: Come on, don't be ridiculous. No one here thinks that Seunghun and I are a couple

Jinyoung: Hey guys, raise your hand if you think the hyungs are a couple

Everyone: *Raises their hand*

BX:

BX: SEUNGHUN PUT YOUR HAND DOWN

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Jinyoung: This date is boring

BX: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store

Jinyoung: Then why did you invite me?

BX: I didn't. I specifically said "don't come with me," but then you said, "Fuck you hyung, I do what I want!"

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BX: Now it's your turn, Yonghee. Tell us a secret!

Yonghee: Okay, uh... I may have a crush on Jinyoung

Jinyoung: Yonghee, he said a secret

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BX: Your smile? It makes my day

Seunghun: Your happiness? I live for that

Jinyoung: A room? Fucking get one

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Yonghee, admiring Jinyoung from a distance: He could end my life and I'd thank him for it

Hyunsuk: We'd thank him for it, too

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Jinyoung: Okay, Hyunsuk, right hand blue

Hyunsuk, ending up on top of Yonghee: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Jinyoung: Oh, I stopped spinning like fifteen minutes ago. I'm surprised it took you this long to notice

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Seunghun: Yeah, we're best friends, but I would fuck you if you asked

BX, blinking: What?

Seunghun, flustered: What?

Jinyoung, eating chips in the background: You said you'd fuck him if he asked

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Jinyoung: Aren't you just sugar and spice and everything nice

Seunghun: Well, aren't you just rudeness and sarcasm and everything... uh...

Jinyoung: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and I'll let you be the big spoon tonight

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Seunghun: Can I sit here?

Hyunsuk: That's my lap

Seunghun: That doesn't answer my question

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Seunghun: Hey, baby, would you still love me if I didn't have any eyebrows?

BX: Of course

Seunghun, in tears: Wow, you have absolutely zero standards

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Jinyoung: Hyunsuk texted me 'your adorable', so I replied, 'no YOU'RE adorable'

Seunghun: And?

Jinyoung: And now we're dating. All I did was point out a typo, but I like him so I'm not going to say anything

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Jinyoung: Who do you think would win in a fight between BX and Yonghee?

Seunghun: I can't answer that, BX is my boyfriend

Jinyoung: So, Yonghee?

Seunghun: Yeah

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Seunghun: Are you French? Because Eifel for you

BX: We're Korean

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Seunghun: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Jinyoung: I'm a knife!

Hyunsuk, in the background: He's the little spoon!

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BX: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake

Seunghun: Got it babe! While you do that, I’ll check on the ring bear

BX:

BX: You mean ring bearER, right?

Seunghun:

BX: Look me in the eyes and tell me you’re not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding