#circuits jokes

[futurebird]

Using woodlouse logic gates in your natural circuits.

Isopods have 7 pairs of legs all pretty much the same length.

74** logic gates have … 7 pairs of legs all the same length!

Coincidence? I think not!

Clearly, each isopod contains 4 logic gates. This Armadillidium vulgare has 4 AND gates. Don't forget to connect power & ground legs & use pull-down resistors on inputs.

(best practice is to simply ask the rollie to position itself in your circuit.)

Like most natural systems. they use micro-voltages, don't use standard 5V power sources.

[malwarechips]

guys i think that there's something wrong with my copy of in stars and time ???

^^ the sprites on their own (and bigger) /silly

[slaygentford]

ms reid calling dream lestat daffy is a huge win for my political stance as a top donor to the lestat not very smart party. so glad that we're all on the same page re lestat being utterly empty behind the eyes and not even in a psychopath way just in a truly and genuinely not a lot going on up there way

[automatonknight]

id: two digital drawings of star trek characters. the first one shows data sleeping on a desk with spot curled up on his shoulders. he’s smiling and spot is shown purring. the second canvas has a few doodles, all of them are half-bodies. the first one shows data and geordi hugging eachother and holding hands, content. the other drawing is of data, talking and pointing to something with a neutral expression. the last drawing is of lore, doing a peace sign and saying “that’s cool” with a smile. all the drawings use a palette of blues, oranges and yellows, as well as black. end id

[childrenofthesun77]

I want to see touma's facial expression when we return to the og timeline and mahiru calls him dad.

[deceptive-oasis]

{{Torture maze is canceled today guys, sorry about that-}}

[catstar91]

“Average portal to hell requires human sacrifice” actually statistical error. Fenton Works, who’s killed 2 people in portal related accidents and the only ones to make an artificial portal to hell,

[800db-cloud]

world circuit (punch out wii) fancam

[ask-charliemorningstar]

Vox tried to take up racing once. He only made i̷t̸ one lap. It was a real short circuit. - 🌈

[pickingupmymercedes]

https://x.com/wearetherace/status/1852014584237896099

Apparently it was supposed to be a secret? a bit gutted i think bcs maybe if people didnt know then the hate wont came up? (at least not days before the day he's supposed to drive the car) 💔 kinda feels like the ferrari news leak

just seen it too, and I'm gonna have to defend whoever leaked that, because people would seriously need medical attention on that circuit if it was kept as a surprise

my dad was crying when he saw the news, bc to him Lewis was the super Senna fan kid from Mclaren that made it to f1, I don't think he'd be okay watching that Mclaren drive through Interlagos (in full Ayrton racing kit) and then learn it was Lewis driving it.

as for the hate part, nah, it'd happen regardless, the big majority of brasilians loooove Lewis but there's always the 'not me' crowd (not gonna say it's all MV fans, but they're mostly dressed as, at least in Brasil).

you've got a point it'd happen after, but then again, we'd have to deal with that instead of actually enjoying it yk? I feel like now, when it happens, brasilians are gonna make an extra effort to show Lewis just how much having him pay that homage means to them as well

[marcsquez]

at this point i believe my joke is real bc wdym marc for three years in a row did bad in mandalika, is santet pohon beringin 13 is real like-

[5mind]

thinking abt antares angst n lore while working all fun and games until i start worrying abt woobiefying him

[promiscuousasexual]

oh my fucking god lee are you seeing these rumors about esteban allegedly getting into physical fights and being difficult to work with? why the fuck are people just blindly believing one anon’s claims? like what fucking evidence is there for this shit? why would they renew esteban for 3 years if this shit was true? i’m genuinely getting really pissed off rn with this whole situation

and if people want to call it pulling the race card then fine but it makes me so uncomfortable that people are trying to painting someone with North African heritage as violent and aggressive…

are you fucking serious? i haven’t seen any of that and frankly i don’t believe any of it

although one things clear, the second anything negative is said about esteban whether there’s any evidence for it or not, people will absolutely jump at the chance to attack him. i saw so many people say they started hating esteban after dts and i was just ??? cause i thought we all agreed that we can’t just blindly trust dts?? and that most of it is bs?? but i guess when it’s esteban it’s a different story.

i try not reveal too much about my personal life on here, but as someone who has interned for multiple teams and circuits (and i mean A LOT), none of them have anything bad to say about esteban ever, almost every employee who has ever interacted with him has said how he’s so sweet and grateful and always makes sure to thank everyone around him, and when i interacted with him briefly, still in the context of working at a circuit, he was so welcoming and friendly. (and that’s honestly the reason he’s my fav)

people will always tell poc that we’re pulling the race card so atp speak your truth. f1 is so predominantly white and they will never listen to a single thing we say ever, i’ve seen so many people say we’re over dramatic for bringing up the racism and that there isn’t any but that’s also the same shit my white friends told me when i was the only poc in the friend group and they were excluding me so what does that say about them.

you’re so 100% right about how the portrayal of esteban as aggressive and violent is due to racism because there is quite literally no other reason for it. “oh it’s cause he’s aggressive on track” yeah, so is every other fucking driver cause it’s a fucking race, fuck right off i’ve never seen this shit with other drivers

[intrinsically-disordered-proxein]

due to norton-thévenin circuit equivalence surely the existence of norton antivirus implies the existence of an equivalent thévenin antivirus. in this essay i will

[jujutsustraycats]

did ya like the last vc??? Specially the end of it?? 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

I cannot stop thinking about it

[deceptive-oasis]

{{I think the funniest change that was made to the main casts character designs between the release of the comic and the game is the fact that Nimdok got his wig snatched.

I'd like to assume it was AMs doing somehow, he's bald and because of that he's taking his anger out on people who have hair.}}