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Using woodlouse logic gates in your natural circuits.
Isopods have 7 pairs of legs all pretty much the same length.
74** logic gates have ā¦ 7 pairs of legs all the same length!
Coincidence? I think not!
Clearly, each isopod contains 4 logic gates. This Armadillidium vulgare has 4 AND gates. Don't forget to connect power & ground legs & use pull-down resistors on inputs.
(best practice is to simply ask the rollie to position itself in your circuit.)
Like most natural systems. they use micro-voltages, don't use standard 5V power sources.
#circuits#logic gates#7408#AND gate#isopod#woodlouse#rolly polly#sowbug#natural circuits#engineering#circuits jokes#breadboard
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guys i think that there's something wrong with my copy of in stars and time ???
^^ the sprites on their own (and bigger) /silly
#(joke /silly)#i MIGHT do the other battle sprites.#i do want to do the menu sprites too . like the party/pause menu!!#š² // siffrin#isat#lev.png#circuit - in creatures and time#circuit // in creatures and time
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ms reid calling dream lestat daffy is a huge win for my political stance as a top donor to the lestat not very smart party. so glad that we're all on the same page re lestat being utterly empty behind the eyes and not even in a psychopath way just in a truly and genuinely not a lot going on up there way
#I do think lestat has an internal monologue but it cycles through the same 3 thoughts. anyway now we just have to get him to agree that#real lestat's got a box of smooth river rocks for a brain#not even a box. a box has sharp corners#just the rocks.#you know how opium destroys your dopamine receptors. lestat did that to himself with no drugs necessary. like he just thought too much#about Louis over a short period of time and made too many jokes only he thought were funny and fried some circuits#only one man has played more stupid games and won more stupid prizes than him. and that man is armand#tag essay like it's 2014. can somebody end it for me
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id: two digital drawings of star trek characters. the first one shows data sleeping on a desk with spot curled up on his shoulders. heās smiling and spot is shown purring. the second canvas has a few doodles, all of them are half-bodies. the first one shows data and geordi hugging eachother and holding hands, content. the other drawing is of data, talking and pointing to something with a neutral expression. the last drawing is of lore, doing a peace sign and sayingĀ āthatās coolā with a smile. all the drawings use a palette of blues, oranges and yellows, as well as black. end id
#art#fanart#star trek#geordi la forge#data star trek#igamer i hope all your circuits overheat i'm fighting for my life i don't even know these dudes!!!!!!#<joking obviously but. good lird
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I want to see touma's facial expression when we return to the og timeline and mahiru calls him dad.
#servamp#mahiru shirota#taishi touma#I want to see this man's brain short circuit#alternatively it would be funny if tsurugi returns with zero clue what he missed and is suprised to see those two get along#I feel like tsurugi would think mahiru being touma's son is a weird joke
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{{Torture maze is canceled today guys, sorry about that-}}
#crowdstrike#did someone already make this joke-#ihnmaims#i have no mouth and i must scream#ihnmaims am#allied mastercomputer#genocidal toaster(am tag)#comedy circuit
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āAverage portal to hell requires human sacrificeā actually statistical error. Fenton Works, whoās killed 2 people in portal related accidents and the only ones to make an artificial portal to hell,
#Suddenly had a thought and went fuck it Iāll contribute#no idea if this has been done before and if it has it was probably worded better before#Danny Phantom#dp#just thinking about spiders georg jokes and happened to also think about how the portal only opened when Danny was inside#heck maybe his presence caused an electrical surge to connect a circuit or something#like he acted as a missing wire that helped the portal actually open? Imagine if his death wasnāt just a freak accident but necessary?
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Dear tumblr: please accept this image of my cat
#not tolkien#cats#cute cats#good lord look at her polite little face#and those paws!!!#her paws!!!!!#context: my mom and i wrapped her up in my jacket as a joke and she was in a trance or something the whole time#literally i was just walking around with this cat burrito in my arms. best thing ever#she didnāt move until i stopped petting her like five minutes later. i think her brain short circuited between soft fluffy and annoyance
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world circuit (punch out wii) fancam
#punch out#punch out!!#punch out wii#era.mp4#aran ryan#soda popinski#bald bull#super macho man#THIS IS A JOKE I PROMISE#this was made both ironically and out of my love for the wii world circuit
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Vox tried to take up racing once. He only made iĢ·tĢø one lap. It was a real short circuit. - š
#hazbin hotel vox#vox#hazbin vox#charlie#charlie hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#hazbin hotel charlie#hazbin#hazbin hotel#terrible jokes#terrible puns#hazbin hotel charlie morningstar#pun#puns#telling puns#bad jokes#bad puns#short circuit
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https://x.com/wearetherace/status/1852014584237896099
Apparently it was supposed to be a secret? a bit gutted i think bcs maybe if people didnt know then the hate wont came up? (at least not days before the day he's supposed to drive the car) š kinda feels like the ferrari news leak
just seen it too, and I'm gonna have to defend whoever leaked that, because people would seriously need medical attention on that circuit if it was kept as a surprise
my dad was crying when he saw the news, bc to him Lewis was the super Senna fan kid from Mclaren that made it to f1, I don't think he'd be okay watching that Mclaren drive through Interlagos (in full Ayrton racing kit) and then learn it was Lewis driving it.
as for the hate part, nah, it'd happen regardless, the big majority of brasilians loooove Lewis but there's always the 'not me' crowd (not gonna say it's all MV fans, but they're mostly dressed as, at least in Brasil).
you've got a point it'd happen after, but then again, we'd have to deal with that instead of actually enjoying it yk? I feel like now, when it happens, brasilians are gonna make an extra effort to show Lewis just how much having him pay that homage means to them as well
#im talking on this based on the brasilians I have contact with#and apart from trolls on sm and rubens/massa every other brasilian has said Lewis is a really good person to drive for the tribute#btw I'm not joking on people needing medical assistance#brasilians are very emotional and they love Lewis#and they LOVE Senna#like there'd be hearstrokes in that circuit#ella asks
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at this point i believe my joke is real bc wdym marc for three years in a row did bad in mandalika, is santet pohon beringin 13 is real like-
#there's a joke during the circuit development that there was one tree that couldnt be axed#me and my friends (the locals) said it's haunted#so the first time marc's crash was on that turn where the tree was so i said it was santet (black magic)#and now he had three years of bad luck in this circuit tf?#motogp#marc marquƩz#marc marquez#motogp lb#mandalika gp
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thinking abt antares angst n lore while working all fun and games until i start worrying abt woobiefying him
#[ out of circuits ]#(( i MOSTLY JOKE THO#he /is / supposed to be sympathetic to some extent#it doesnt make him any of a better person its just how people can be lol
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oh my fucking god lee are you seeing these rumors about esteban allegedly getting into physical fights and being difficult to work with? why the fuck are people just blindly believing one anonās claims? like what fucking evidence is there for this shit? why would they renew esteban for 3 years if this shit was true? iām genuinely getting really pissed off rn with this whole situation
and if people want to call it pulling the race card then fine but it makes me so uncomfortable that people are trying to painting someone with North African heritage as violent and aggressiveā¦
are you fucking serious? i havenāt seen any of that and frankly i donāt believe any of it
although one things clear, the second anything negative is said about esteban whether thereās any evidence for it or not, people will absolutely jump at the chance to attack him. i saw so many people say they started hating esteban after dts and i was just ??? cause i thought we all agreed that we canāt just blindly trust dts?? and that most of it is bs?? but i guess when itās esteban itās a different story.
i try not reveal too much about my personal life on here, but as someone who has interned for multiple teams and circuits (and i mean A LOT), none of them have anything bad to say about esteban ever, almost every employee who has ever interacted with him has said how heās so sweet and grateful and always makes sure to thank everyone around him, and when i interacted with him briefly, still in the context of working at a circuit, he was so welcoming and friendly. (and thatās honestly the reason heās my fav)
people will always tell poc that weāre pulling the race card so atp speak your truth. f1 is so predominantly white and they will never listen to a single thing we say ever, iāve seen so many people say weāre over dramatic for bringing up the racism and that there isnāt any but thatās also the same shit my white friends told me when i was the only poc in the friend group and they were excluding me so what does that say about them.
youāre so 100% right about how the portrayal of esteban as aggressive and violent is due to racism because there is quite literally no other reason for it. āoh itās cause heās aggressive on trackā yeah, so is every other fucking driver cause itās a fucking race, fuck right off iāve never seen this shit with other drivers
#iām so exhausted#being a poc in motorsports is soā¦ ugh#iām also trying very hard to not go into tangents about race theory#if you disagree#i am open to having conversations but if youāre gonna be rude or racist to me then i will block you#also i wanna say#the JOKES about esteban and pierre getting into fist fights are funny#iām not referring to those#and thatās very obvious#just before anyone says anything in my notes or asks#also i wonāt say more on working with teams and circuits#i really do prefer to keep my personal life private#attention acquired!
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due to norton-thƩvenin circuit equivalence surely the existence of norton antivirus implies the existence of an equivalent thƩvenin antivirus. in this essay i will
#been thinking about this joke for years#i did have to edit the norton logo slightly to make it look like a current source#and yes the current direction matches up#thankfully#physics#electrical engineering#physics meme#acamemeia#science meme#circuits
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{{I think the funniest change that was made to the main casts character designs between the release of the comic and the game is the fact that Nimdok got his wig snatched.
I'd like to assume it was AMs doing somehow, he's bald and because of that he's taking his anger out on people who have hair.}}
#im joking but im also not#the game has SEVERAL points where it doesnt take shit seriously at all#so i dont think its out of the question#ihnmaims#i have no mouth and i must scream#ihnmaims am#ihnmaims nimdok#genocidal toaster(am tag)#comedy circuit
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