#circuits jokes

[futurebird]

Using woodlouse logic gates in your natural circuits.

Isopods have 7 pairs of legs all pretty much the same length.

74** logic gates have … 7 pairs of legs all the same length!

Coincidence? I think not!

Clearly, each isopod contains 4 logic gates. This Armadillidium vulgare has 4 AND gates. Don't forget to connect power & ground legs & use pull-down resistors on inputs.

(best practice is to simply ask the rollie to position itself in your circuit.)

Like most natural systems. they use micro-voltages, don't use standard 5V power sources.

[welcometogrouchland]

my Stephanie Brown hot take is that she should get mad bitches now that she's single in comics. Yes yes shipping BUT the one time she had sex she was punished by the narrative via teen pregnancy. I think she should be allowed to have as much sex as she wants with zero consequences. Could be a lot of sex, could be a little. Point is she should get to do it without getting narratively baby trapped this time. she should get them pregnant, actually.

[maxbytes]

takes him a while...

[malwarechips]

guys i think that there's something wrong with my copy of in stars and time ???

^^ the sprites on their own (and bigger) /silly

[slaygentford]

ms reid calling dream lestat daffy is a huge win for my political stance as a top donor to the lestat not very smart party. so glad that we're all on the same page re lestat being utterly empty behind the eyes and not even in a psychopath way just in a truly and genuinely not a lot going on up there way

[mattmurdockismyspiritanimal]

I don't know who the fuck else needs to say this to make it true but can we, as a collective

give the Argentinian MILF-hunter an F1-seat?

[sprucestairs]

I love the idea of a pjo and Hades cross over but the ones where it's implied that the events are occurring like. Simultaneously. Will never not be funny to me because of how different the gods look in each universe. Do they play eenie meenie miny mo to decide what form to take on a given day?

Like I say this with so much love in my heart: Hypnos switches between looking like a muppet and Just Some Guy.

[childrenofthesun77]

I want to see touma's facial expression when we return to the og timeline and mahiru calls him dad.

[deceptive-oasis]

{{Torture maze is canceled today guys, sorry about that-}}

[catstar91]

“Average portal to hell requires human sacrifice” actually statistical error. Fenton Works, who’s killed 2 people in portal related accidents and the only ones to make an artificial portal to hell,

[800db-cloud]

world circuit (punch out wii) fancam

[winds-of-zephyr416]

Dear tumblr: please accept this image of my cat

[5mind]

(( no one called fives a ten because they're...a five(mind) badum tss

[ask-charliemorningstar]

Vox tried to take up racing once. He only made i̷t̸ one lap. It was a real short circuit. - 🌈

[pallases]

IM FREEEEEE

[marcsquez]

at this point i believe my joke is real bc wdym marc for three years in a row did bad in mandalika, is santet pohon beringin 13 is real like-