#ciao 😚

[stevebabey]

nonnie (i assume it’s one person who sent me both those asks) my dear, my lovebug, thank u for sending me this update, i do like being in the know but i think ultimately, if i wanna continue enjoying my time on this site i can’t be keeping tabs on everyone who talks with everyone, even if it is someone i dislike 😫 i have blocked the people who i can’t stand, especially the ones i think who were specifically nasty to autumn but if you try trace every trail to every other moot, you’ll drive yourself insane bubs <3 do yourself a favour and stop checking up on them - block em, don’t start shit because sadly, starting shit and miscommunication was what drove autumn off here. it’s terrible to hear people still tossing up the truth on that whole situation and smearing auttie’s name still but as damn infuriating as it is, don’t burden yourself with that grudge babe. you deserve to enjoy your time on this site too <3 i’ll pass the luv onto autumn & i hope your day is easy and bright too my love x mwah x

[caressthosecheekbones]

[archangeldyke-all]

Ciao amore, just finished writing down an idea for fake hating with sevika. Not fake dating- fake hating. Sevika and reader being all like enemies in public, but then behind closed doors 🤭🤭

Would love to see you do something with this as well bc I know your take is just gonna be 😚🤌🏽 chefs kiss good fr

I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS

men and minors dni

'the last drop' and 'the eye of zaun' have been in a feud for years.

one is owned by vander, one is owned by silco. they've been trying to put each other out of business since their bitter divorce five years ago. the two bars sit across the street from one another, and the owners live in the apartments on top, their four children swapping homes every week.

a lot of locals take the feud really seriously-- there are frequent brawls in the middle of the street when patrons cross paths. vander's customers are all 'old farts', and silco's are all 'trendy punks,' so there's always some kind of issue that's got both bars up in arms and upset.

you try not to get involved. you just keep your head down, wipe down tables, and collect tips.

if you'd known that the man interviewing you was in some kind of lifelong psycho-sexual feud with his ex-husband, you wouldn't have taken the fucking job-- but here you are.

the door to the last drop slams open and you jump, turning around to watch vander storm into the bar. "i'm gonna fuckin' kill him!" he shouts.

at the bar where she's eating maraschino cherries by the handful, jinx scoffs. "you say that every day, pops."

"you tell your father that if he ever tries to steal my fucking cocktail napkins again i'll strangle him." vander huffs. then he turns, and points at you. "rookie." he grunts.

you roll your eyes. "yeah?"

"go across the street and steal all their toilet paper. jinx, go with her."

"i got homework, pops!" jinx groans, desperate for any reason to get out of her dads' constant scheming.

"fine, go alone. take it all!" he demands.

you just shrug and prop your broom up, happy to have a reason to take a break. you'll take a roll or two, but leave enough for the customers to wipe their asses. you're not a monster.

sneaking into the eye of the city is easy, thieram gives just as many fucks about the feud as you do-- which is none. you grab a trashbag from the janitor's closet, then head into the womens' room, ready to begin your thievery.

you get about three rolls in your trash bag before the door swings open, and sevika bursts into laughter.

"what're you doing?" she asks.

you smile from where you're breaking into the next toilet paper dispenser. "you guys stole our napkins? so we're taking your toilet paper. don't worry, i left the stash in the janitor's closet there for you." you say.

sevika snorts and flicks the bolt on the women's room, helping you off the ground and pulling her in your arms. "hey, baby." she greets.

you smile and kiss her lips. "hi, sev." you whisper.

"it's gonna be a long fucking night for us. it's their anniversary." she says.

you groan, burying your head against your girlfriend's shoulder.

you didn't mean to fall in love with your should-be nemisis, what with sevika being silco's bartender and you being vander's. but-- neither of you have any personal stakes in the beef, and your attraction was impossible to deny, and one night as the two of you were trying to impress your respective bosses by shit talking one another, you ended up charming each other, making one another laugh at the insults you threw either way-- and by the time your bosses were leaving to pick the kids up from their after school activities, you and sevika were exchanging numbers.

and now, you're in love, and you're trying your very best not to let anyone know.

"it's surprising that the kids are all so well-adjusted given how stupid their dads are." you mumble. sevika laughs.

"you crashing at mine after work tonight or should i go to yours?"

"depends on what you want for dinner. yours is closer to that chinese place, but we could get italian if we go to mine."

"ooh, fuck, pasta sounds so fucking good. let's go to yours." sevika says. you smile and kiss her lips.

"sounds like a date, baby." you giggle.

just as you're about to leave her arms and head to the men's room to complete your stealth mission, the handle starts to rattle.

"who is it?" sevika calls, panicked.

"i gotta pee!" jinx calls through the door.

"it's not your week here!" sevika screams. she looks at you with a wild expression, both of you trying to figure out an alibi to explain toe jinx why you're locked in a bathroom together.

"pops ran outta cherries so i came here for more. lemme in!" she squeals.

sevika huffs, shrugs helplessly, kisses your cheek, then throws you over her shoulder. you yelp, and start struggling in her grasp.

she throws the door open and glares down at jinx. "i caught this rat spying on the last drop! stealing all our toilet paper!" she growls, jostling you on her shoulder. you muffle your giggles with your hand.

"lemme go you asshole!" you whine, wiggling in her arms, pinching her ass a bit. she jumps, and you bite back your grin.

"ugh, i don't care!" jinx whines. "get outta my way, i gotta go!" she shoves sevika to the side, then runs into the bathroom.

sevika sets you back down in the center of the bar.

"quick thinking." you giggle. sevika's still blushing from the pinch you'd gotten in on her ass, and you kiss her pink cheek. "see you later, baby." you whisper just as silco pushes into the bar.

you jump away from sevika, sprinting out of the bar like you're making a great getaway, and she chases after you, screaming to silco about your horrible theft.

vander berates you for only managing to steal three rolls, but you smile for the rest of the night.

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[copias-girl]

The Papas vs Technology Headcanons

Ask and you shall receive! @ivyanddaisies

Prompt here

Primo

Ok Peepaw has no use for social media or technology. He’s still marvelling at his vintage tube tv, because he’s old and he was around before the tv <3 And he’d literally rather send a raven with a message rather than text. You pushed him to give it a shot, and being the sweet elder goth that he is, he gave it the good old college try just for you. Alas, he grew frustrated easily. He kept having to whip out the reading glasses to read what was on the screen, and he couldn’t tell if that vibrating in his pocket was the iPhone or if he was having a seizure. Not to mention, he accidentally activated Siri on several occasions and he thought the spirit of a demon was speaking to him and apparently telling him the weather forecast. The only thing he really found a use for was the gardening stuff on Pinterest, but he has plenty of books in the library for that anyway. And as for nudes? He has a Polaroid camera for that. Our sweet old man much prefers the feeling of answering calls on his candlestick phone, and he’ll gladly leave the selfie-taking to you ♥︎

Secondo

Alright, Mr. Worldwide tries to be hip and cool, so he definitely owns the latest iPhone. However, he’s had to replace it several times because when he gets frustrated, that thing goes flying across the room. He tried to use the voice dictation one time and his entire text came out hilariously wrong so he threw his phone out of one of the ministry windows. He texts with one finger like an old man, never uses emojis (he calls them hieroglyphics), and he keeps telling you that he wants to “duck your brains out”. He genuinely tries to take selfies, and that can be hit or miss. Sometimes it’s a typical old man selfie where you can see all the way up his nose, but he did execute this fantastic shirtless selfie one time,,, Bone Daddy starts an Instagram where he makes a few adorably lame posts trying to be edgy and dark. But he mainly uses that to post selfies (ones you’ve taken of the both of you) to show you off. He loves when you send him dirty pictures and he’s also found that FaceTime is perfect for some,,, fun activities 👀

Terzo

Oh my god, the biggest social media whore. He’s only two months younger than Secondo, but he’s somehow overcome his oldness and mastered the art of the iPhone. He has an Instagram, where he posts pictures of the two of you on dates or in bed together covered in rose petals and lip prints. Dude even has Snapchat, where he updates his story with some chaotic videos every now and then. He can text with his thumbs, but he does make some really hilarious typos which are exceptionally frustrating when he’s trying to sext with you (this man demands nudes from you constantly). He actually knows what most emojis mean- he will literally text you the eggplant emoji next to everything 🍆- and only has to ask for your help to decipher some of them. He rubs it in his brothers’ faces as much as he can, calling them old men because they don’t know how to use tech as well as he does. And Secondo finds his use of emojis really irritating because he has no idea what the fuck ‘🤪😝🙃🫠🥴🙄🥸💀’ means

Copia

Oh, Copia. Sweet pitiful Copia. He tries, he really does, but this man has no idea how to use emojis. He types with one finger, makes plenty of typos, and always uses the rat emoji for no apparent reason. Also, he disperses emojis into sentences so his texts always read like this:

Ciao 👋🏻🐀 bella 😚 I am going 🔜 to feed 🧀 my rats 🐀 want to come 😀 with me?🤝🏻

He’s such a dork and you never ever correct him because it’s just too charming. His selfies are often painfully awkward, because he thinks that just staring dead-eyed into the camera and snapping the picture constitutes as a selfie. And he’ll post those on Insta too, sometimes with captions that he got off Pinterest. Or sometimes the captions will be about rats for literally no reason. However, he does make awfully sweet posts about you that have your heart melting when you read them. This sweet man LOVES when you send him naughty pictures and rile him up via text. It gives him a thrill and makes him feel so special. Copia also surprisingly uses Pinterest occasionally, because he finds it relaxing. He’s such a gentle soul, and he enjoys saving things about pet rats, aesthetic things that he’d like to show you later, or even some recipes that the two of you could cook together. However, he doesn’t use Pinterest correctly. He doesn’t pin things, he just screenshots them (because you taught him how to take a screenshot). So even though he isn’t the most religious social media user or the best at working technology, he tries and has a good time ♥︎

[hey-hey-j]

it's a shame that Abominable isn't more widely talked about, because it is a perfectly nice little movie

I mean, yeah, it isn't anything particularly special, it's definitely derivative of movies before it and it doesn't do anything too noteworthy with its premise, but it's nice! It's certainly a very pretty movie, if nothing else. But I genuinely like Yi and her relationship with Everest, I like Jin, hell even Peng has his moments. The weakest aspect is definitely the movie's villain, which is also a shame, but eh, it doesn't really take away from my overall enjoyment of the movie.

also, the climax of this movie is genuinely really cool, I have a bit of a soft spot for magic being channeled through music and I think this movie is a really great underrated example

ALSO also this movie contains probably the FUNNIEST scene Dreamworks has animated since Merry Madagascar I cannot tell you how much I hollered the first time I watched this movie

anyway the last noteworthy thing I have to say about this movie is that Suzy Izzard is in it and I will forever associate her with Dr. Schadenfreude from my beloved underrated gem Igor, so. There's that too.

(I'm gonna be skipping tomorrow's movie since I'm doing a liveblog of the Spanish dub of Trolls Band Together but I'll be getting back to this project on Wednesday. Ciao ciao 😚)

[fatina-dellaluna]

che belli i video che mi inviavi su snapchat

Uaaa ti ricordi ancora? sono proprio indimenticabile allora 😚🩷 ciao orsetto ✨

[mandarino-o]

ciao shuffle your favourite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. then copy/paste this ask to your favourite mutuals

ciao amore grazie😚

1. sun bleached flies - ethel cain

2. letter to an old poet - boygenius

3. chemtrails - lizzy mcalpine

4. marylin - alice kristiansen

5. soleil soleil - pomme

[judaswail]

sanremo simulator

orizzooonti neanche troppo lontaniiiiiiiii😄🥹🥰

singer does fuck all, makes audience support his impromptu sagra di paese extending the duration of his song by two whole minutes. mayhem

i love music i love life thank you all for this second chance❤️❤️

thank you for the flowers let us distribute them among miscellaneous people💖💗💕💘sharing is caring☺️☺️

LE FOIBE.

commercial break

last sanremo's most pussy popping song😜 e con le mani con le mani con le mani ciao ciao😚😁😆

[reginarubie]

THEY KISSED.THEY KISSED😚😚😚

This is better than all the smuts I have ever read—THE MUTUAL PINING.THE TENSION.THE EARNING.

The ONE EYED PRINCE AND THE LADY BAT—BEWARE OF THE POWER COUPLE dear DAEMON AND NYRA.

LET'S GO!

Ciao @tremendouswolfsaladranch

I’m glad you enjoyed!

But… are you really ready for what’s to come?? 😘 and better yet… are Daemon and Rhaenyra?

Also, posted the first sidestory!

It has become common practice for the lady Whent to be approached by those who wish their pleas to the queen or princess — some times even the prince — to be heard and judged favorably. — from the first sidestory of KBF~KBS, that you can read here: A day in the life of lady Ned Whent at the court of the Targaryens

As always thank you for dropping by! And sending all my love ~G.

PS They have no idea what they’re fighting against 😂😂😂 and they’ll have no idea what has hit them when Sansa comes for her new dragon-scaled handbag.

[splatooshy]

no longer trusting you guys to come up with cool names for stuff.

transgender? BORING. transformers.

feet? NO! footsies 🥰💞🥺

car? EXCUSE ME. automobile was quite fine, thank you very much.

dirty blonde? UH UH. bronde ⭐️😚

redhead?! WHAT??? ginger ninja 🥷

june / july? WHO TF CAN TELL THEM APART?! stick another month in there. i vote we name it mort (bc he thinks knows both months stand for king julian.)

i have more but i wanna have a nap so ciao xox

[letmehavemynamedammit]

Had an interesting conversation with my mom today...

I was going through some old passport photos for some documents (promptly got distracted) and decided to arrange them in a chronological series - from one where I was 2yrs old to the most recent one, taken at 21.

In between, of course, there were the awkward ones taken in middle school and high school (who am I kidding, all of them were awkward - the older I got the more awkward the pics). I took a video and showed it to my mom. She laughed and said it was sweet. She continued (I'm paraphrasing here), "You are your most beautiful self right now. You know, we should start saying that instead of saying 'oh, I sucked back then' or 'I didn't look nice in school' or anything like that."

This got me thinking. Doesn't the whole 'glow up' idea indicate that the previous version of ourselves wasn't worth it? What does that do for our self-acceptance, self-worth, and self-love? Somehow we've collectively subscribed to the idea that the adolescent years are to be forgotten?

As you can see, the brain has done the heavy think and diarrhea-d. So imma leave this here for your consideration.

Might diarrhea again later.

Ciao 😚

[caleblandrybones]

ciao amo buon compleanno!!!!

carissima 😚 tornata solo per me

[prendi-fiato-e-ricomincia]

ciao bella, cosa hai fatto oggi?

Ciao 😚 mattina al lavoro e pomeriggio ‘relax’ a casa

[moonangel24]

(ah, yeah, ah, ciao) signin' off, bang, bang, 😚, 😚 (yeah, yeah)

Lana Del Rey - Taco Truck x VB

[marty35]

Ciao 😚

Ciao

[janniksnr]

Da che sito prendi il materiale per le gif? Non riesco a trovare nulla 🥹

ciao anon! ti lascio i link che uso io 😚 le partite vengono caricate un po' dopo la fine (a volte purtroppo anche una giornata) ma di solito riesco a trovare tutto qui!

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