#chuuya loves his bb

[animaybi]

Lil evening soukoku sketch ok goodnight!

[glitch-karma]

Bsd hcs with a very chill (but still lowkey badass) s/o? 🧎 Very much down for anything and not really one to bicker all that much, but still with a bit of an attitude and goofy jokes 🙏

Dazai

Absolutely LOVES it

Although you never put up with his banter and Suicidal tendencies (which is annoying to him) he loves the side of you that will do just about anything with him as long as it's fun

Although his suicidal ways annoy you most times, there were at least once or twice you tried suicide with him

It obviously didn't work

Plus you got a scolding from Kunikida which was not pleasant

When it comes to work, you and he are teamed up a lot

Which has allowed him to see just how kick-ass you are

There was one time you took out an entire group of Port Mafia members without his help at all

Although he did fall first, that was the moment he fell for you hard hard

I feel like on missions he's like a damsel in distress on purpose just to allow you to save him

Your relationship is always full of excitement that's for sure

Kunikida

He's very cautious around you that's for sure

You do have the courtesy to do your work semi-on time,

But also your laid-back attitude scares him sometimes

He knows you're strong and can take care of yourself, but also fears that one day you'll be in over your head and he won't be there to help

But you definitely are the one thing that calms him down at the end of a long day, which he is incredibly grateful for

Atsushi:

God, he is smitten with you

He falls more in love with you every day

He admires your laid-back attitude so much, the way you can just do something without thinking is amazing to him

During fights, it's typically you saving him a lot

You holding him in your arms is an amazing feeling to him, he feels safe with you

It's usually you paying for food with him since you impulsively go out to eat a lot

Ranpo

Omg he loves it

His snacks? Always refilled.

His need to go out of the office and do something? Fulfilled.

His need for someone to cuddle and take a day nap with? BOOM, BOOM BOOM

You two genuinely will do anything with each other

Poe

Poor baby worries about you a lot

He loves when you're carefree, but much like Kunikida worries for your safety

You run a lot of errands for him, which he is grateful for

But he is very much an introvert, which means it's hard to get him out of the house

Which means you two do a lot of stuff inside rather than going out

Chuuya

He's both very impressed by you, but also terrified for you

Your fighting skills are incredible, and he knows you'll always be there to catch him when he falls

But he's also terrified of you falling instead.

Chuuya has lost a lot of people in his life, and he's honestly terrified of losing you

Weekly dinner dates are definitely a thing, followed by whatever you wanna do after

This has made a lot of random long stories about you two getting into trouble

Both being port mafia executives have made you two close-in combat, meaning he has gotten to see you fight up close and personal

Definitely has flirted with you in the middle of fights because of that

Nikolai

Omg he's in love with you

You always are down to do anything with him which he loves

You help within the Doa and typically are with Nikolai whenever shit goes down

Nikolai's ability protects him very well, but the few times you've had to step in he's constantly screeching and flirting in the midst of battle

Nikolai never is one to worry about you at all, he just enjoys doing anything and everything with you

Sigma

Oh boyyyy he is so scared for and of you

You're a helper in the casino which is typically an easy job

But he's seen the way you recklessly say and do anything which scares him a lot

the few times he has seen you fight, he's amazed but also horrified for you.

Lots of reassurance and comfort after for this bb

Jouno

He doesn't humor you like many of the others do

You can beg and beg for him to do anything, it just makes him amused at you

Typically your days are full of training

Fighting, however, is when he lets you have some fun

You fight any way you wish and he'll just stand by and listen for if you need help

[thewickedjazzy]

hi jess!! a silly silly fmk for you🤍

dazai but his touch is electric. every single time he touches you he shocks you a little bit

chuuya but you’re allergic to him. if you’re within 4 feet of him you’re sneezing and coughing and your eyes get all red and itchy

bsd ivan’s giant rock monster thing

HI FLORA BB <3

jeezzz this is gonna be fun-

fuck ivan's giant rock monster LET ME EXPLAIN! I have a thing for monster dicks- send tweet. but /m speaking, if that thing is packing enough to fulfil my size kink IM FUCKING DOWN.

marry dazai, I'm lowkey into electrostimulation- I guess that pretty much sums it up ppft.

kill chuu, remember when you said you're 'clairvoyant'? wellll uh damn you were right? i've been flaring up since yesterday thanks to a drug eruption ansksjsi. i'm sorry chuu i love you baby but this shit feels like i'm burning in the deepest pits of hell.

[wonderlandxbabytime]

i loav the idea of chuuya babysitting little! atsushi, or even being his caregiver!!

chuuya would be such a good caregiver i know it, for some reason my silly brain loves chuuya and atsushi content (/p)

atsushi wouldnt fight his cat-like traits when hes little and i imagine hed be kind of hyperactive to counteract his *limited* childhood, getting zoomies n such!!! but hed still be like "im a tiger not a cat >:{" cause hes a stubborn bb

chuuya would be super patient n has had experience being dazais cargiver for like 6 years, and is glad atsushi is a little less fussy than dazai

at first i imagine chuuya wouldnt be a big fan of atsushi because he sees him as dazais akutagawa replacement and is angry for his boy :(

but then overtime chuuya gets to know atsushi and realises hes just a nice baby with a lotta baggage

i think atsushi would look up to chuuya because of his closeness to dazai + akutagawa and his strength, this doesnt change he just finds more reasons to think chuuya is cool

in my headcanon chuuya wouldnt babysit atsushi often but when it does happen theyre both super excited and its always a good time ^^

super sorry if this is confusing to read im little writin this ,:3

[teddybeartoji]

The ginger is so pretty....

Oh my god THE GINGER IS SO PRETTY

I like the art style of BSD, I've been binging it for the whole yesterday and probably will today.

The ginger is pretty...

I also really like Dazai! But I think my favorite is Ranpo, he's so super silly and I like his English dub.

I wanna brush Chuuya's hair so bad, I wanna put it up in like a half up bun or half up pony tail. I WANT TO SHOW HIM MY POKÉMON TEAMS AND HAVE HIM SAY WHICH ONE HE LIKES MOST.

Mickey what have you done to meee😭💖

CHUUUUUUUUUUUYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH BB HE'S ONE OF MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS EVERRRR HE'S MY DARLING HE'S MY BABY HE'S MY ANGEL I WANT TO PLAY WITH HIS HAIR SOOO BAD YOU GET MEEEEE!!!!!!! i love love love both of his va's so fucking much i think they suit him soso well i love listening to him:3333333333333 he's so kitty cat i need him to curl up on my lap right now .

RANPOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SILLY LITTLE GUYY HE'S SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!! i really like him too hehehehe idk if you've met poe already or not but i absolutely adore their dynamic!!!!!!!!!

BUT EEEEEEEEEEE I'M SO GLAD TO HEAR THAT YOU'RE LIKING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i can't wait to see who else will become your favourites bc there are more characters coming hehehehhe

[madraleen]

Bungo Stray Dogs - Kafka Asagiri/Sango Harukawa Volumes 5-6: Tainted Eyes, Cats and Dogs, and Me Simping for Dazai - A Commentary (*anime spoilers)

-i'm such a simp for dazai, i saw him on the cover and was so delighted. ridiculous

-kouyou and ranpo are the same age? KOUYOU AND RANPO ARE THE SAME AGE?

-in the excitement of the anime, i don't think i appreciated properly the strength of character and the sense of self of kyouka. her will to become something else, something less sinister.

-kenji-kun <3

-okay but why is lovecraft so relatable -.- not leaving home, not wanting attention...

-i love dazai, have i mentioned that lately

-dazai's neck bandages aren't missing as often now. and it feels like the character designs are more set

-NO, DAZAI, YOU'RE NOT IN THE "with yosano-sensei we can keep ourselves healthy, as long as we don't die" GROUP, DON'T SAY "WE," JUST BE CAREFUL, YOU FUCKING DUMBASS

-DAZAI-CHUUYA POSTSCRIPT, HELP ME. i'm imagining dazai has chuuya in a chokehold, judging from chuuya's reaction

-ahaha, according to harukawa-sensei, then dazai has mafia eyes with a tiny touch of a "chance to go back" from having a stained psyche. ahaha...hah... *sob*

-well, in this volume dazai's eyes get "tainted" ie all black when he's about to interrogate kouyou, so i'll assume he's the one whose eyes get a bit tainted once their true nature comes to the surface, but i will keep a close watch on eyes from now on. i've noticed from the start that dazai's eyes span the monochrome rainbow anyway

-akutagawa be tainted to the core eyes-wise

-so when akutagawa's eyes turn white, is he vulnerable and not his usual tainted self- ARGH, am i going to be over-analyzing eyes now?!

-akutagawa and nathaniel have turned into somewhat of literary poets in their encounter, they don't usually speak like this

-honestly, props to yosano for not lopping ranpo's head off when he says "war is so boring"

-CHUUUUUYA. tainted-eyed CHUUUUUYA

-i keep voting tanizaki for the mafia because he'd fit right in, but you know what, maybe we should send them kenji-kun. he'd make everyone insane in one week tops and the mafia would be disbanded

-kenji's wide-eyed sparkly-eyed "OOH!" at chuuya? that's me when i see chuuya

-"do you think the agency is some stray dog" fukuzawa says- okay, so if the agency isn't a dog, and the mafia are dogs, it makes sense for dazai and kyouka to dislike dogs, but it's interesting that akutagawa dislikes dogs, but also he doesn't like himself very much either, so- *DEEP BREATH* i must stop with the cats and dogs thing

-ranpo, my lil bb <3

-yes yes chuuya's bio, we know, you dislike dazai as he dislikes you. sure jan. also chuuya is older by almost two months and you can't convince me they've never used that in an argument

-"dazai-san told me" DAZAI-SAN HAUNTS EVERYONE'S THOUGHTS, EVEN NAOMI'S!

-my my, what big tainted eyes you have there, mr lovecraft

-margaret's skill "able to make things wither away by exposing them to wind"?? we've barely seen that, i hope she gets to do more in the future

-i mean, kunikida my man, mr grape of wrath literally sticks seeds in his neck and grows vines, what's "simply bizarre" about lovecraft's tentacles? what, the transformation? your jinko literally transforms into a tiger

-yes, for tanizaki, naomi comes FIRST, before the agency, before good or evil or morals. to the rest of the agency, arguably the agency comes first. my man tanizaki, let me show you the way to port mafia. please child, relieve my fears. HE EVEN GOT TAINTED BLACK PUPILS FOR A BIT THERE, FFS

-me reading bsd: "mmhmm. mmhm, i see. mmhm." me reading bsd when dazai: "mmhmm :). mmhm, i see :))). mmhm :)))))."

-ONE MINUTE OF SCREEN TIME! IT WOULD HAVE TAKEN ONE MINUTE TO INCLUDE DAZAI TEASING THE DOG IN THE ANIME

-yes so, if the port mafia are dogs, and this dog barks at dazai, then dazai is a cat, and if a tiger is a cat, and natsume cat started the agency, and atsushi belongs to the agency, and the agency are the "foes" of port mafia, the agency are cats, cats vs dogs, and if dazai is a cat, then dazai decidedly belongs to the agency, do you see where i'm going with this

-aaand dazai continues to eat dog treats as though they're popcorn. okay sure

-dazai be like "only three plans? three HUNDRED plans, who do you think we are"

-dazai's "war is a living creature" fits very well with how he overpowers fyodor in the "end," with fyodor "losing" because dazai constantly readjusted his plans and improvised as things unfolded

-dazai be like "my mafia senses are tingling" when he ditches atsushi

-i'm sorry, but my man dazai is so beautiful. such a pretty man. such a pretty princess. i cannot.

-my girl higuchi doesn't have tainted eyes

-look at that man. look at that whole man. (*dazai. obviously)

-dazai is so wtf about mori-san's proposal to his returning to the port mafia that his eyes became untainted for a sec there.

-HAHAHA that's where you left the chapter?!?! WITH MORI'S QUESTION?! FOR A MONTH?! nooo!

-the bits about the actual authors are so interesting. higuchi feels nothing like the real higuchi. she feels more like her sister tbh

-re: "the heartless cur": I LOVE IT OMG. THE DAZAI-AKUTAGAWA MEETING STORY IS SO INTERESTING AND I'VE BEEN ASKING FOR IT FROM THE ANIME FOR AGES

-THE FRINGES OF AKU-KUN’S OUTFIT WOULD APPEAR TO SPROUT FLOWERS?!?! F-FLOWERS?!

-re: dazai's reputation: "he would kill his own parents in a second, take down buddha himself at first glance, and laugh it all off with cold cruelty afterward." TELL ME MORE

-dazai has a habit of letting his kouhai try to kill him before he adopts them, huh? a ceremonial ritual if you wish

-AKUTAGAWA WAS GIVEN AN ACTUAL HONEST CHOICE BY DAZAI! he would literally have provided for him and gin and then disappeared! but aku-kun chose differently!

-AND GOING BACK TO MY CATS-DOGS THING, mafia akutagawa "the heartless cur," "the silent mad dog"?? hello??

[osachiyo]

HELP DDI I ALREADY DO A DAILY TODAY OR DID INNOT CZ IM HAVIGN TROUBLES REMEMEBRING

Anywas

Miau :33!!

https://pin.it/2IjWI8k

https://pin.it/5bBNwwP

(He is such a cutie<33)

https://pin.it/6bqintE <——- also i found another chuuya with a kitty! Look how adorable! :D

https://pin.it/7IjgGTg

Last one is a bonus :3

AJAHSHA IM GIGGLKNG BC U CALLED ME SWEET I CANR 😭😭😭 its js what im used too tho :]

Anyways i had auch a long day today and i was so tired, i had a 2 hr nap only but hey! It works atleast! A boy in my class called me a flexer because im good at english and i took a english quiz infront of the class :( ALSO SORRY IF ITS VENTING OR RANTING I LIKE TALKING ABT MY DAY W U CZ UR FUN TO TALK TO 💔💔 on friday i have a history exam so wish me luck 😿😿😿

Uh that was all :3!

I hope you had a amazing day chiyyoo!! Dont forget to eat, sleep and drink well!<3 need a good health ya know? :D

-💞 anon

HI NONNIE SO EXCITED TO SEE U TODAY ᕕ(՞ᗜ՞)ᕗ

tysm for the pins again ! esp the one with the kitty n chuuya.. 💓

I know you had a test but please don't forget to take of yourself, love <33 also good job at english !! and I definitely don't mind you talking about your day like this, I find it quite nice actually !! <3 good luck with your history exam bb, praying that you'll ace it <3

tysm for stopping by, darl'! hope you have a wonderful day/night as well <3 stay safe n ily !! looking forward to tmr 💓

[inkykeiji]

Hii Clari, i agree that a lot of dialog and character development in genshin is very lacking, and the characters become interesting AFTER they go through the readers' filter and we fill their personalities. I know you are no longer writing for the genshin men but do you plan to share any of the pieces you were working on even though they are discontinued? Regardless, have a great day <3

hi anon bb!! exactly!!!!!! exactly. the characters are pretty much just a collection of traits and a handful of memories with a name slapped on them. we, as the players, can then take those traits and make something out of them—make them more cohesive, or explore how we personally think the character would act and behave in a specific situation based on the collection of traits the game gave them. and for the type of game genshin is, that’s fine! like it clearly isn’t a game that’s super focused on character development and depth, especially since again the main goal is to keep players spending money and grinding for the new characters that are constantly being churned out, making the other characters feel just like cardboard acquaintances you meet once or twice and then move on from as they stay static or disappear completely. it’s a lot more focused on gameplay and combat, and that’s okay, it just isn’t my thing.

i do plan to share those pieces, but they’re being reworked for other characters that aren’t the genshin men. so the alhaitham x reader x ajax piece will either be for keigo n dabi or chuuya n dazai; the tutor!alhaitham piece is now for clive, and the royal!au with ajax n thoma i have no idea what to do with, but i’m sure i’ll figure it out. the point is, i put so much work into those stories and love them way way waaaay too much for them to just sit abandoned in my documents. when will these be released??? no idea. i’m so dang behind on literally all of my writing; work has me totally swamped atm, life has just been super chaotic in general, and yesterday someone very close to me suffered congestive heart failure, so i’ve just been having trouble finding the time to work on anything other than my tiny lil prompt pieces :( you’re so sweet, thank you so much!! i hope your weekend is going splendid <3

[shadyteacup]

Nsfw warning

Ok so lemme explain:

Dazai is the type of guy that you want down there, giving you oral. You want to grip his fluffy, dark hair, and force his face closer, use his fucking beautiful nose to get yourself off, and have your eyes roll back at the sight of him smirking with your essence all over his face. This fucker would be so cocky too, licking his lips and gasping while prepping himself for round two. When you twitch your thighs, coz ssamu, iss too much! He'd hold your them down firmly with his gorgeous hands, and kiss you deeply while whispering, "oh but we're just getting started~"

Chuuya is the type of guy I want to bite all over. Make him my personal pillow princess. Shower his porcelain skin with angry purple marks and red seductive lipstick stains. I want to give him so much love, and watch every tiny expression he makes when I ride him. His proud smirk that screams "my baby is so feisty" and desperate attempts to pretend to be in control,... just🤌🏻

Fyodor is the type of guy you would want to tie up, chain to the bed, and reduce that fucker to a desperate, whimpering mess. Use him to get off, and leave him hanging just near the edge. Reduce his 'I'm a God' ego to 'Please let me come' tears. Only to leave him on read for the next few months. Then show up randomly one night to have your way with him. Show him that he needs you, not the other way round. Bet he gets off on it too-

Atsushi, bless this man's pure soul. If I were to have my way with this man tiger, I'd choke on his dick, ngl. I'd watch as his cheeks flush in embarrassment and lust as he watches me slowly sink down. He'd be anxious too; would you like how he looks naked? Would you think he's big enough? What if he doesn't know what to do? What if you laugh at him? But then you'd squease his thigh assuringly and give him the time of his life. Imagine watching those beautiful orbs darken with lust and shine with surprise and pleasure... I think I need to write a whole ass fic about this.

Akutagawa is the guy I would want to pamper. Srsly. But no oral from my end, nuh uh. He needs to earn it. Be a good boy, I know you can make me come, you can do it bb. And if he starts slowing down or starts coughing, you take over. Switch places in a second, and watch as his eyes widen in shock but squease shut the moment you start moving...😩

Kunikida... this man can hold me down and do whatever and I'd reply with a polite "Yes, sir!". That says it all ig

Should I do a Part 2?

[chuuyrr]

Okay so- Hi, I’m Asriel and I happened to read your scarlet witch baby reader story’s and let me tell you I haven’t enjoyed something that good in a while so I wanted to make a small request ( If you don’t mind :) )

Dazai trying to do readers hair but fails so he gets a help from kyoko?

( I don’t know if I spelled her name right but have a good day/night/afternoon <3)

dazai & kyouka does scarlet witch! baby fushiguro! reader's hair

jujutsu kaisen x reader x bungou stray dogs

masterlist of the series

╰➤ CW(s): possible spoilers for bungou stray dogs, major themes of fluff w/ scarlet bb reader's dazai-nii & kyouka-nee

╰➤ PAIRING(s): platonic! bungou stray dogs x reader

hello asriel! thank you so much for requesting im glad you enjoyed my scarlet witch! baby fushiguro! reader writing. that really means a lot, and no worries, it's all good :) enjoy reading and have a great day or evening too dear ♡

you left your spot on the couch where dazai usually lounges and ran up to him, who was groaning and refusing to do anything while atsushi did his reports and kunikida yelled at him to do his work. as you tapped dazai's knee, the three of them stopped what they were doing and turned to you.

"[name]-chan? what's wrong?" as he asked, you clambered up on his lap, dazai blinked, a soft smile breaking through his face, prompting him to pick you up and rest you on his thigh.

"i think [name]-chan's just being clingy as usual." atsushi laughed as he saw you burying your face in dazai's chest while clinging to him. "she does like you a lot after all, dazai-san."

"sorry, [name]-chan. i was busy being scolded by kunikida-kun over here," dazai said, motioning over to the young blonde man who scowled before pulling you closer to his chest and affectionately running his fingers through your hair.

back at the jujutsu kaisen world, or your home, it's usually nobara, maki, or tsumiki who styles your hair because gojo can only do a basic ponytail. your father enjoys experimenting with your hair, as well as the mini butterfly hairclips, so much that your hair is a complete mess, which is why the jujutsu girls nearly banned him from doing your hair until he learned how to properly style your hair.

so, when you're at the armed detective agency, missing gojo but having a certain bandage wasting machine man who's pretty much exactly like him, you couldn't help but ask him.

"dazai-nii." you lifted your head up to him, tugging at the fabric of his collar for his attention.

"hmm? what does little belladonna want?" dazai tipped his head, causing you to laugh. "do you want to go out to eat? there isn't much of an investigation to be done, and besides, i can always do my work later."

"can you do my hair?" you inquired, grabbing strands of your hair before letting them fall loose.

"your hair?" dazai blinked at you, "you want me to style it. erm, something like that?"

"mhm! i want you to make my hair pretty. just like chuuya-nii's hair." you exclaimed, remembering how you once saw the gravity manipulator with his lovely orange hair neatly tied up while you were with dazai. "please?"

dazai's expression turned revolting. "i'm not doing your hair to look like that ugly thing! absolutely not!" dazai stuck out his tongue as he pinched both of your cheeks as you pouted. "you're way too cute for that [name]-chan."

dazai sighed and tapped his chin, his gaze lingering around his surroundings until it landed on kyouka, who had just returned from fukuzawa's office with a stack of papers in hand. an imaginary light bulb lit up on top of his head afterwards.

"how about kyouka-chan's hair? i'll style your hair to make it look just like hers!" dazai exclaimed, clasping his hands together as you turned to face kyouka.

kyouka looked at you as you stared at her long twin-tails, which were beautifully styled with two flowers. your kyouka-nee does look lovely with her hair like that. the fourteen-year-old girl felt her cheeks warm as your wonderstruck gaze fell on her.

"okay, i want my hair to look just like kyouka-nee's!" you turned back to dazai as you pointed at her.

"oh, thank god." dazai exhaled as he embraced you again, this time muffling his face against your hair as he gently swayed your form side to side and imagined you having a similar hairstyle to his former twin black partner. "i can't afford for you to turn into him; i might have to shave his head for that!"

"oi, do you even know how to style hairs, dazai?" kunikida shook his head at the brunet. "you don't even brush your hair!"

"i agree with kunikida-san." atsushi muttered quietly.

"what do you two take me for?" as he picked you up with one arm and began scavenging for a brush and some hair ties before motioning to kyouka, dazai scrunched his face at kunikida and atsushi's comments. "i am a master at styling hairs! kyouka-chan's hair is easy. it's just twin pigtails! what could go wrong?"

dazai sat you on top of his desk and stood from behind to begin his hairstyling career after finally getting a bunch of hair ties and clips, as well as a brush, from kyouka, when everything went wrong, and honestly, dazai has no idea how or why. brushing your hair was supposed to be the first and easiest step, but he ended up with your [color] hair in knots.

"ow! ow! dazai-nii, that hurts." you cried, reaching for the heap of hair that dazai was struggling to brush.

"idiot! you're hurting [name]!" kunikida smacked the brunet in the head as soon as he saw your face contort into a pained expression.

"ah, sorry! sorry!" dazai immediately came to a halt, releasing the hair brush that had become entangled in your hair before flitting his hands in the air.

"are you okay? i didn't mean to!" dazai clasped his hands together as he tried to grab you, but you resisted and clung to kunikida as he scolded him.

"you should be careful in handling hairs, especially a child's hair!" kunikida shook his head as he placed a hand on his hip.

"what happened to you being a master at styling hair, dazai-san?" atsushi's sweat dropped.

"i was mistaken. it really is a difficult task after all," dazai sighed, leaning back and shaking his head as he draped the back of his hand on his brow.

"ah, this isn't good. i need help!" dazai sauntered towards kyouka, who had been quietly watching the entire time as she filed another set of papers at the desk she shares with atsushi. "kyouka-chan, could you please help me in styling [name]-chan's hair?"

"sure, i'll do my best." as atsushi pointed out, kyouka nodded a little too firmly. it was as if she had been waiting for this her entire life, but then again, kyouka genuinely cared about you, even if she doesn't always express her feelings.

atsushi recalls kyouka's genuine smile whenever you hold hands with her while hanging out with her and atsushi, whenever atsushi buys the two of you crepes and kyouka wipes your cheek with a tissue, or when you simply ramble and play with her and atsushi. kyouka sees you as her younger sibling.

kyouka was now standing behind you with dazai, holding the brush this time. you clutched kunikida as kyouka ran the brush through your [color] hair, carefully working your way through the knots that dazai had created earlier.

"when you brush hair, always start at the ends, and you have to be very careful just like this," kyouka demonstrated to dazai, "and then you work your way up."

"ah! it doesn't hurt at all when you brush my hair, kyouka-nee," you said as you let go of kunikida and looked over your shoulder at her.

"i'm glad." kyouka said softly with a smile, "do you mind if dazai-san tries brushing your hair again? i'll make sure to guide him."

you nodded your head, "i'm okay with it!"

"i'll give it another go! i'll be extra careful this time, [name]-chan." said dazai determindly as he took the brush from kyouka.

much to your surprise, as well as kunikida's and atsushi's, dazai ended up brushing the rest of your hair with kyouka's guidance, and by the time your hair was free of knots, kyouka had your hair parted into two.

"next, we're going to tie [name]-chan's hair. you put the hair through, twist, and then through again, like this," kyouka said, tying the left part of your hair and demonstrating how to dazai once more. "don't pull too hard on her hair, and make sure it's not too tight."

"okay, got it. through, twist, and through again." dazai imitated kyouka's action and was able to tie the right part of your hair without hurting you quite easily.

your hair had been completely styled to look exactly like kyouka's after clipping some flowers similar to kyouka's on your own twin pigtails, except yours was a tad shorter, but either way, you were in awe when atsushi handed you a mirror to see the final product.

"woah! i look like just like kyouka-nee!" you squealed, happily shaking your closed fists.

"mhm, and not chuuya!" dazai sighed in relief, wiping a fake tear from his eye.

"am i pretty just like kyouka-nee?" you questioned, setting down the mirror before turning around to face kyouka, then dazai.

right then, a flush spread across kyouka's cheekbones, "just like me?"

"mhm! you're very pretty, kyouka-nee!" you nodded your head in agreement.

"of course you are, [name]-chan. you two are the prettiest!" dazai grinned at you, gently nuzzling his nose with yours, eliciting a sweet fit of giggles from you before taking you in his arms to cradle you.

"thank you, dazai-nii." you wrapped your tiny arms around dazai's neck before dissipating into a red mist and reappearing in front of kyouka.

"thank you too, kyouka-nee!" you encircled your tiny arms around kyouka's waist next, rubbing your cheek against her stomach like a very affectionate cat. "i was able to look pretty like you thanks to you, and you also helped dazai-nii a lot."

"you're always welcome." kyouka smiled brightly at you before returning your embrace with her own.

since then, you, kyouka, and dazai had discovered a new thing to bond over: hairstyling. it reminded you of gojo learning how to style your hair from maki, nobara, and even tsumiki. dazai, like gojo, was engrossed in it. he thoroughly enjoys doing your hair. his heart is warmed simply by seeing you all happy and smiling. you were just too precious. dazai has also learned to be extra cautious when handling your hair because he never wants to hurt you.

dazai has started bragging to chuuya about knowing how to style your hair whenever he sees him, but is devastated to learn that chuuya styles your hair better when he's around. at least, you have two older brother figures who start spoiling you with hair accessories and take you to hair salons for kid-appropriate hair treatments.

this is also why gojo is extrenely puzzled when you return home with your hair perfectly soft and beautifully styled with expensive-looking hairclips.

"ARE THESE REAL PEARLS ON YOUR HAIR?"

"dazai-nii and chuuya-nii bought them for me!"

what about kyouka? she is always looking forward to doing your hair with dazai again since then because she sees it as a way to get even closer to you as your older sister figure and to get to know dazai better.

[unloved-cadillac]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)i saw your request were opened and wonder if I could get a Dazai, chuuya and ranpo with a reader having mommy milkers lol

Also I really love your blog I don’t really speak out much because I literally get nervous over but ty for your wonderful blog that I have enjoyed over quarantine ( ≧Д≦)

Take care and stay safe! ( *¯ ³¯*)♡

C/n: yes, Bungou Stray Dogs! You’re support means the world to me and don’t feel nervous! I love interacting with you guys. Stay safe too bb. Thanks for requesting and I hope that you enjoy🤍

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HCs on Dazai, Chuuya & Ranpo with a s/o Who Has Big Boobs.

Dazai:

That’s how he looks at them lmfao.

He is literally in love with your boobs.

He uses them as pillows. Rightfully so.

Dazai would buy you special lingerie just to make them even more beautiful.

If he hugs you from behind, may the lord help you.

Because he will move his hands up from your waist straight to your boobs and give them a playful squeeze.

He isn’t ashamed if he gets caught staring. You’re his so it’s not that big of a problem.

After hard day of doing nothing work, he wants to lay his head your boobs.

“It’s therapeutic.” “Sure, Dazai.”

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Chuuya:

God, this man.

He’s obsessed with your boobs.

He loves to see your cleavage and when you’re feeling extra flirty on a day, he will get an eyeful.

As much as he loves it, many others do too. And Jealous Chuuya is an annoying Chuuya.

“Chu! What are you doing?!” “Buttoning up your shirt. I don’t people looking at what’s mine.”

He likes to massage them for you. Since they do get a bit sore after using a tight bra the whole day, he will sit behind you and just give you a nice massage.

He loves how tight fitting clothes look on you. 11/10 times he will ask you to change though.

Chuuya is also one to sleep on your boobs.

Claims it’s “better than pillows.”

You know how girls like to hold their boobs because it’s comfy? Chuuya can’t sleep unless he has a handful of boob.

Claims it’s “warm.”

He isn’t wrong.

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Ranpo:

Sweet Tooth bae doesn’t show his affection for your boobs that much.

But if he sees someone looking there he will make it known that you’re his.

At home, he likes it when you use tank tops. He feels relief when he sees you taking off your bra.

Ranpo uses your boobs for snacks!

He puts candies on your cleavage and eats off of them.

“It’s tastier.”

His favorite thing to do though is lick chocolate or whipped cream off them. You always end up having hickeys on them.

His eyes are always open around you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Also one to sleep with a handful of boob.

Loves. Your. Cleavage.

He bought you a lot of low cut dresses because since you’re proud about your body, he will buy you lots of stuff to celebrate that pride.

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“Boobies.”

🖤🤍Thanks for reading🤍🖤

-Caddy.

[kenmolly]

heya! could i request headcanons of dazai, atsushi, and chuuya with a hopeless romantic reader? they’re literally so down bad + cheesy to the point where it’s flat out stupid 🙁

𝄰 𝔭𝔞𝔦𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤᎓ Dazai Osamu, Nakajima Atsushi, Nakahara Chuuya x gn!reader

𝄰 𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔯𝔢᎓ fluff/crack ‹3

𝄰 𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤᎓ non proofread and that's it

𝄰 𝔫𝔬𝔱𝔢᎓ LMFAO YES. THIS IDEA RIGHT HERE. this was so fun to write oml i had so many ideas for this,, thank you so much for requesting this hun <3 I'm so sorry for the delay

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:: dazai osamu !

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let me tell you, this man laughs at you so much that he could just simply pass away

he didn't expect that there'll be someone that's worse?? than he already is??

he already thinks he's the cheesiest person around here, but then you appeared

being much more stupid cheesy than he is

you could be suddenly holding his hand and caressing it gently and observing it, not missing a single detail on it

to be direct, simping over a fucking HAND.

can't blame you though 🤭

you could just randomly make up a pick-up line and shamelessly say it out, thinking it's the best pick-up line ever

while it's just plain cringy and stupid 😢

BUT DAZAI WOULD, AND DEFINITELY WILL CHEER YOU ON DESPITE IT BEING STUPID

it's just to make you seem even more stupid because it's fun

how mean,, please realize the situation soon and slap him

you could also just leave some thirsty comments suddenly in public or wtv, and he'll just laugh at it

"oh c'mon, belladonna, do you really like me that much? well, I don't blame you though!" "my, that was wild, belladonna!"

would never hesitate to tell you that some of your pick-up lines sound stupid

but if you're sad after that, he'll definitely say sorry and give you affection

might not admit or show it but.. sometimes he finds it cute.

yes, cute, you read it correctly

whenever he does find it cute, he'll pat your head with a chuckle in response

would still save it to tease you for it next time, though.. you'll never escape his teasings

alright that aside, let's move on to the cute parts

sometimes you'd pick a random flower on the roadside while going on a walk with dazai, passing it to him while claiming that it would look pretty on him

and let me tell you, dazai loves it so much

you could also celebrate the smallest anniversaries like a week anniversary, and dazai would never complain about it

yes, he would definitely still tease you, but seeing you enjoy your time is what he loves the most

you could drop any plans just to spend your time with dazai, and he appreciates it so so much

when you ever mention dazai being your 'perfect one' or your 'destined soulmate', he finds it so adorable

as the usual, teasings.. but he'll also agree to your statement, half playing along with you <3

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:: nakajima atsushi !

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he would often let out a nervous chuckle while scratching his head whenever you do something like.. those,, you know what I mean

cheesy pick-up lines, those thirsty comments, random flirts.. you name it

it definitely has a huuuuuuuuuuge effect on him, though!

he would make his heart race every time because he knows no matter what you said, you absolutely mean it

especially if it's in public.. poor bb don't know how to handle it :(

"u-uhm, y/n.. we're in public.."

oml especially when he's minding his own business at the office and then weep, you're suddenly behind or beside him, pointing out every detail of him so randomly

and of course how much you love em

OR you suddenly tap his shoulder when he's working, then flirt with him right there

add in some pick-up lines you made on the go maybe

boom, you just made yourself a walking tomato

he'd tell you to stop it and get back to work (stuttering with a burning hot face)

if he have to nerves to, he'd say that it kinda sounds stupid and you should finish your work

😯

but that's very rare, I can confirm

alright let's move on to the sweet part

he really loves and adores you if you're not afraid to show your emotions!

you could get moved by the smallest things, or tear up from listening to some songs and atsushi will have you in his embrace, adoring you

simple and small but cute gifts for you at random times because he knows how much a hopeless romantic person like you loves them

you write romantic songs for him or about him? that's so cute, he would love it if you sing them to him!

loves you with his full heart, no matter what you do or how you act, it's a definite!

would surprise you with things you love, even if it's something everybody could effort. after all, he knows you love these little surprises <3

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:: nakahara chuuya !

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he would have insults ready for you at all times just like how he has a bunch for dazai

but the only difference is that those insults for you aren't as harsh as dazai's

because you're his darling 🥰

sometimes he really wonders if you're someone related to dazai, like a little sister or something; you really act a lot like him 😟

by acting a lot like dazai, I mean with the flirting and pick up lines

he'll be honest here, they're just as stupid as dazai's

but he doesn't stop you from doing those, he lowkey likes it and have this little desire to ask you to do more of them

ofc he doesn't tell you about it because it's embarrassing to him

let's talk about how he'll deal with it in public

he would definitely have this expression if he finds it plain stupid:

"hah? what was that? did you make up some dumb things again? pssh-"

he doesn't really mean it, but if you're sad, he'll feel so sorry and I'm not even kidding

will buy you everything you want to make it up to you

but if your pick up line or flirts somehow have an effect on him, he'll have this expression on (with a blush 🤭) while telling you to shut up:

continue to tease him and you'll have his hand covering your mouth tightly as he glares at you (blush still visible)

don't blame him if he just suddenly walk away from you

he just needs to calm down 😥

alright nowww, let's move on to the cute part

you can act stupid all you want, he still loves you

like, alot

your adorable side is what he adores

you love forehead kisses? or headpats? hugs? cuddles? don't worry, he'll give you EVERYTHING

to him, you deserve the world, or even the universe, so he'll give you everything you want

you have poems or songs for him or about him? he won't laugh at it, he'll love it so much

he feels very happy, too!

he know EVERY drink or food you like, and will buy it for you when you're working. he knows you love em

you want or love to dance with him? expect him to dance with you every night, even if it's early in the morning with some slow, old romantic songs playing at the back

he pays LOTS of attention on you so he could know more about you, and know what you love and want <3

© cara (@kenmolly). all rights reserved. please refrain from reposting, plagiarizing, translating, or reproducing my work in any form possible.

[sxlver-sweet]

Chuuya's dick is 100% compensating for his height. It's fat FAT and he totally uses it against u 👀

On the side note, hi bb how have u been lately? I hope u're doing well AAAAAAAAA and if u ever need to beat up an entitled trash bag, u know who to call <333

- 🍒 anon

edit: i was so tired last night that i completely brushed over the second part of your message lmaoo i’m sorry. i’ve been doing mediocre. i could be doing a lot better, but i could also be doing a lot worse. thanks for checking up on me, lovely <33

oh yeah his dick DEFINITELY robbed him of a couple inches worth of height. that mf is HUNG. dick fat asf for NO REASON😤 i actually wrote about this right here and here!!

now, may i bring to your attention the concept of chuuya who has a fat dick but no clue how to use it? virgin!chuuya, who never really had time or any desire to pursue women until you came along, courtesy of his first priority being the port mafia. virgin!chuuya, who’s embarrassed because not only does he not know what to do during sex, but he also doesn’t know whether or not you’ll find his size appealing. virgin!chuuya, who lowkey panics because he thinks he’s hurting you when you squirm and get all bleary-eyed as you struggle to accommodate to his size. he suggests that you ride him so that you can take things your own pace, only for his shoulders to tense and his hands to flinch away from your waist when you start babbling and whimpering all over again. virgin!chuuya, who has no clue that you’re falling apart because his girth is stuffing you full and stretching you open. virgin!chuuya, who doesn’t realize it until you’re whining about how big he is and creaming around his cock far quicker than he’d initially anticipated. virgin!chuuya, who gets an ego boost from this moment.

[sonder-paradise]

BSD Characters Getting Cold

This is such a dumbass concept but due to the amount of angst I’ve seen on tumblr atm I need floof :’D

Osamu Dazai

This mf is needy

I feel as though I’ve said a fundamental fact

Well cause it is

During winter or just a cold random cold day, he will not hesitate to whine abt it to you

If he’s a work with you then obviously he won’t be working

He’ll obviously be at your side and trying to get you to hold him

Or Vice versa

He’s not a picky person just a needy one (°▽°)

Complains that he needs the warmth of his loved one or he shall perish _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

“Belladonna, pleaseee! I’m freezing right now!” (´；Д；`)

Man rlly just wants your hands in his n o w

At home, he’ll bundle under the covers or drag you into bed fo cuddle

There’s no exceptions o(｀ω´ )o

Every time you think you’re safe and can walk around, he’ll pick up back up and snatch you away

Loves bury his face into the crook of your neck

He might be needy but he’s also affectionate

Sure he could have just got another coat or something

But that would be wrong to neglect his natural heat source

Chuuya Nakahara

Unlike his troublesome partner, Chuuya would rather get sick than admit he’s cold

He’s gone through literal hell and back so why would he be affected by something as stupid as cold?

Someone teach him how to wear his damn coat properly

He would never admit it to your face

Literally would get blue in the face while telling it to your face

You would have to drag the words out of him or just eventually give up and hold his hand or him

He does appreciate when you figure it out and insist on doing it without him instigating it

Once he’s comfortable and warmer, he’ll probably insist that this is something that you want

Chuuya, darling, we know you don’t want to admit this but please-

“Just so we’re clear, I’m only doing this because you’re the one that’s cold.” (￣^￣)

Whatever helps you sleep at night

But he is grateful that the cold is out and away

Cant say that he’s one for the cold weather since he prob gets cold easily

So when handling your Chuuya, please remember to use great care ♪( ´▽｀)

Ryunosuke Akutagawa

All I wanna say is that this man prob sneezes like a kitten

That’s it

That’s the whole post now

Nah I’m just kidding

Aku prob likes bundling up when it’s cold

He lived in the cold all the time as a bb so he’s prob not as affected by it but it’s still cute

He makes sure that you’re warm too

He insists that you wear his coat even if he’s freezing instead

“Do you need to go back inside?”

“Aren’t you colder than me?”

“...no”

Gin sometimes buys or cooks him something warm so he shares with you

He won’t instigate cuddling even if it’s cold so you’ll have to insist on it first

Aku getting cold is actually more rare and one would think

He does shiver like a leaf tho

And it’s adorable ∩^ω^∩

Make him some warm tea and cuddle with him for a little bit and he’ll feel better ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Aku will definitely try and get closer to you or try to hold your hand

It’s mostly as a sign that he’s looking for warmth and you happen to be next to him

Never sure if he’s coughing because he’s colder or he’s just dying like usual

Atsushi Nakajima

He would be such a mf trooper about being cold

He doesn’t want to burden you by admitting that he’s cold

So he just puts up with it until he ends up getting a cold (-.-)

I’m willing to bet that he doesn’t get cold that much either

But he does get all sleepy when it gets cold

He also has a habit of curling up into himself when it does get cold

Nothing too extreme depending on what he’s doing of course

If he’s working at his desk, he’ll hug his legs to his chest

If he’s outside walking around, he’ll wrap his arms around himself

But when he’s with you or by himself, he likes warming himself back up by curling up underneath blankets

Of course he’ll politely ask you if you wanted to join him

“I’m going to take a nap now... Wanna join me?” (*´∇｀*)

But sometimes you’ll just slide in after him

Adores holding you while it’s cold

Plus I reckon his body heat is warmer than normal so he’s a great person to have around during the cold season (〃ω〃)

[tender-rosiey]

Hi there, just wondering if I could put in a request for Ranpo, Chuuya, Akutagawa, Atsushi and Kunikida working with (and maybe even falling for???) someone who is super energetic and boisterous (reminiscent of bb nishinoya)?

I hope this makes sense 🥺 have a good day/night

❥ Bsd Characters working and falling for an energetic reader

Includes: Ranpo,Kunikida, Chuuya, Atsushi and Akutagawa

ᴀ/ɴ: I hope you like this 🥺❤️ I hope you have a wonderful day/night as well dear! This will be fun since I am a Nishinoya kinnie 👀

Ranpo Edogawa:

This adorable bby

“CAN I GET PAIRED UP WITH Y/N?!”

Chaotic duo

You guys are literally the sunshine’s of the Agency

He loves hanging out with you

You are the only person he shares his snacks with

Ranpo, yosano and you are a wonderful trio

Your missions together are always enjoyable and fun

Makes you laugh because he loves the sound of your laugh but you didn’t hear that from me

So yeah he would love working with you

It always brightens up his day

He literally subconsciously smiles when you enter

You guys like to buy candy and stroll the around the city together

Now falling for you

It will be a very fun rollercoaster for our dear detective

You can sometimes be unexpected even to him

Despite being an open book and being the most energetic and sunshine bby in the agency

Sometimes he gets surprised with stuff you do

If you hug him out of excitement then he will be normal in front of you and hug you

With a cute “YAY Y/N-CHAN HUGS!”

But after you turn your cute face away he wil be a blushing mess

And alone

He will be reconsidering his life choices and thank the heavens about blessing him with you

Let’s talk about when someone makes you sad

He will guilt trip them and ruin their self-esteem

“Are you stupid enough to make Y/N sad?”

He will give you his candy so your cute smile can be present again

Kunikida Doppo:

opposites attract check ✨

Yes queen

However he finds you somewhat more tolerable than another bandage wasting machine

He does keep your hyper state at bay though

“Y/N calm down.”

“YES SIR”

Smile at him though and he will let you do anything you want

Except blowing up the city 🤡

Enjoys your company when you are calm

Doesn’t mean he doesn’t when you are energetic

He enjoys it nonetheless but likes calm conversations between you two

Likes to softly smack you on the head with his book of ideals

SOFTLY AND LIGHTLY THO

He doesn’t like people who hit innocent ladies

Smiles at you when he sees you happy

Behind your back tho

A fond soft smile

Soft kunikida yay <3

He is like your legal guardian

“Y/N GET OFF THE ROOF!”

“COME AND GET ME hehe~”

Speaking of “hehe” or giggling

He loves it

And when he falls for you, your personality would be a major reason

“She doesn’t meet 13 of my ideals...HOW DID I FALL FOR HER”

Cue you laughing and greeting him

“Oh yeah that’s why”

You balance out the serious or stern attitude of his with the bubbly and energetic attitude of yours

Ruffles your hair when he is proud

Is kunikda the type to wink?

Absolutely not

Unless ;)

Sometimes you prank our dear blonde here so yes he gets a little mischievous with you

You are buried in a lot of work?

Kunikida will pass by and wink at you

Yes that fine man is what got you the work

And that’s the only time you will find him winking at your perfect figure (yes you are perfect and if you dare oppose then I will hug you to death)

Kunikida winking pls 🤭

He will scold anyone who dares and make you sad

“WE HAVE A RULE THAT LITERALLY SAYS NEVER MAKE Y/N SAD”

They don’t but he hates seeing you down

Chuuya Nakahara:

You are his child that he will beat anyone that will touch or make sad

He sees you as this precious day of sunshine in the port mafia

That literally makes everyone smile

So

He protects you with his laifu cause you are a potential waifu

But we will talk about that later on

SO

He enjoys working with you

You make the mission much lighter to deal with

But

If he is annoyed and can’t handle any noise around him

Then he will calmly ask you to calm down and tell you that he had a rough day before

He loves how you are understanding and nod smiling

Pets your head

“AYE AYE DONT MAKE Y/N SAD OR I WILL FUCK YOU UP”

Kouyou taught elegance for nothing 😔

He starts falling for your cute self

At a point chuuya will view your smile as a blessing

Specially if he is the one who causes it

Loves your personality and how you never fail to cheer him up

Soft smiles whenever you aren’t looking cause my man has a reputation to keep

He adores your hugs btw

“Thanks sunshine”

Yes that is his nickname for you even before getting together

You know how sometimes people run their knuckles onto someone’s head when mad?

He does that when you do something stupid

But he does it gently

When you are sad

Then all hell is let loose

At everyone but you 🥰

And Mori cause Chuuya isn’t fucked up in the mind so he can mess with that guy

Will let you hug him out

Tries and make you smile by telling you funny stories about dazai and how stupid he is

“You are my sunshine. My only sunshine.”

A line he had wrote in his diary while describing you

Yes I believe he has a diary but it will die with him

Atsushi Nakajima:

He adores you

Like another bby that will protect you

You are like Kenji but more energetic

He can never say no to you

Gets beyond flustered when you hug him

Likes seeing you hyper

Watches over you in case shit goes down

He enjoys missions with you

They are so much fun :0

You guys even go around Yokohama and get whatever you want after you are done

These cutesy smiles whenever you are super excited over something

Will get you anything and everything

Will apologize on your behalf if someone gets harmed by whatever you did

Per example

You broke a vase in the blinds of being so excited for the mission

Atsu will put you behind him and apologize

The owner of the bar of course will forgive you cause

A cute innocent boy and a ball of sunshine standing in front of him

He can’t be a cruel little shit to you so he lets you go without anything

Probably gives you something as a souvenir 🤡

He will do anything so you don’t ever feel down

However if you do then he will be by your side trying to making you laugh

Comfort you

You name it

He treasures your smile dearly even before loving you romantically

But as bby fell for you

He payed attention to little things you do even more

If he isn’t working on something on the agency then he is staring at you with a smile and releases a dreamy sigh

He could be going through a shit of a day and he will be at his best when he sees you

You know how he got flustered over hugging him?

Yeah now he becomes a tomato and lays on the floor fanboying

Simp

Whenever you greet him then he will blush, rub the back of his neck and waves shyly

His crush on you is so obvious though

Y/N RELEASE THE BOY FROM THE HELL OF BEING OBLIVIOUS TO YOUR FEELINGS AND TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke:

It’s heaven and hell for him hen he works with you

You are a great duo

But that’s not the actual heaven part

So what’s good about it is that he finds your presence sort of comforting

But GOODNESS IF YOU ARENT SO NOISY

He can’t handle it

Literally like tsukki to yams

“HEY AKUTAGAWA”

“Y/N shut up”

“No :D”

Little glares when you are too loud

He doesn’t really care about anyone around him

But

It slightly bothers him when you are down

He is so used to your bubbly and energetic attitude so to see something opposite to that is

Annoying in a sense or another

Flicks your forehead

“Cheer up idiot, it’s weird when you are sad”

How considerate wow

And falling for you would be something that surprised him

Aside from Higuchi trying to kill you

Aku started to savor your energetic attitude or aura

Slowly liked it

He even smiles a really really smol smile when you are looking at something

And like YOU ARE REALLYYYYY EXCITED

Pats you on the shoulder when proud

Yes he is copying “DAZAiIIIiiiiIi-sAaAaAAaaN”

Also now he can’t say no to you

“AKUTAGAWA I WANT CHOCOLATE”

“No”

Keep jumping around while smiling and saying please

And akutagawa will go “tch”

And let you get whatever you want

Oh yeah now that he likes you

Anyone that makes you sad loses an arm 😽

Overprotective

copyright © 2020 tender-rosiey

do not copy or plagiarize or you will be reported

[sainadazai]

Hello, I hope u're doing well!! For the drabble promt, 55 with Dazai, please <33

I'm doing good thx bb I like this prompt sm for dazai yay

Bad Day

Dazai had been feeling off all day long, not seeing you at work was the first to set him off, but aside from that everything just seemed a bit strange.

The two of you had been in a fight last night, because after two years of sleeping with only eachother, going out to dinners with only eachother, and caring so deeply about only eachother, dazai still had the idea that you were just friends. Just coworkers.

You thought he was joking at first but he truly didn't think your relationship was any different after everything you've done. To the point he even brought up how you might as well be sleeping with kunikida and rompo, too. To say you were baffled would be an understatement.

You both slept alone that night, but you knew everything would be okay, after all, you had a cute little dazai inside you and your spirit couldn't be crushed from a dumb fight. However dazai stayed up all night. He was terrified because yes, he never established your relationship, but he loved it how it was. He didn't want it to end. Ever.

If you left him, he wasn't sure who he'd be. Knowing that before he met you, everything he did had no purpose, it was just for the sake of it, but ever since the first case you worked together, he knew that he was doing everything for you.

It's not a healthy way to live, he knows that, but how can he help it when you have litterally jumped off of bridges together. You were just his perfect kinda crazy, and he fucking loved you.

"Hey Dazai, do you know where y/n is? I was supposed to give this to her..." atsushi speaks in a quiet voice, as if the package he holds is a secret.

"No. Why would I know where y/n is, she doesn't belong to me." He sasses, but he says it like he truly wished you did belong to him.

"Well because you're her boyfri-"

"Does everyone think that!" He screams, attracting the attention of everyone in the room. He has to take a few breaths before noticing a paper a top the box in atsushi's hands. Something messily scribbled on it , but it's not any actuall words.

"Hey, atsushi, what that paper?"

The boy looks down to see a series of numbers and letters in no apparent order. It's the paper that made him feel secretive about this package, because it seemed as though somebody was sending coded messages to y/n. He wasn't sure what it said, so if dazai decrypted something...unpreferable, things might go downhill fast.

"Its a code." Rompo interrupts, already having figured out that the box is a gift from your parents. Inside would likely be all of your old baby clothes and a nice letter of congratulations. However, rompo knee you were pregnant because he was the first you told, and he just couldn't help messing with dazai a bit.

"I suppose it could be from one of her contacts back in the port mafia, wasn't there that man she dated, the one with the gravity ability." He spoke seriously, hoping to be convincing enough to get dazai angry.

However despite the fuming rage dazai held inside at the thought of you being in contact with chuuya, he maintained his natural additive on the outside.

"Oh, a rekindled love affair, how scandalous of her. You know if she is still in contact with the port mafia, we might be unable to trust her. ROMPO! DECODE THIS MESSAGE!" He yells, he himself believing that by playing dumb, he could get rompo to solve the whole thing and then go kick chuuua's ass.

Meanwhile, you were wandering the streets looking at all of the corner shops and occasionally buying some small things you might need for the baby.

See when Dazai got home tonight, you had a plan of how to tell him you were pregnant. It was a bit out there, but you thought it was funny.

The living room floor was covered in rose petals and in the center lay two knives. You would tell him that you could commit a Romeo and juliet suicide together but when he asks why there is two knives and the vile of poison, you could tell him it was a triple suicide. Then boom! "We are having a baby!"

You thought it would be funny. It was not.

After rompo lied saying that the massage was a letter about you and chuuya running away together, Dazai rushed home to find you. However he was met with rose petals and knives, you were going to commit suicide without him!?

Even worse, he found that all of the contents of the spare bedroom were dissaray, you were taking apart the furniture and throwing away the blankets, you were gonna leave him!

"Y/n! What are you doing, put the bed back, please just put everything back you don't have to leave. And don't kill yourself without me, I'm so much better than chuiya, I can show you i-"

"Huh?"

You noticed the man now on his knees, throwing a fit and although it was comical, it looked real. His eyes were beginning to water at the thought of life without you and the crazy adventures. He wanted you to be his forever.

"Please baby...I- I want you to be more than a friend and and- commit double suicides with me and have my babies but i- I can't do anything without you please y/n.." He was sobbing, pleading for you, while you were simply trying to move some things around and make room for a nursery.

"Osamu..."

His glossy eyes peered up at you, hands stilling in their prayer motion to hear you out.

"I think we need to talk you about the fact I'm in love with you, and also that I'm pregnant." You muttered, taking a moment to help him up from the floor while his face falls blank.

On the outside it appears he's got nothing going on in his big ol head, but inside he is going through his day to figure out when and where everything got so confusing. He doesn't even acknowledge what you mean by pregnant until you slap him across the face.

"Hey big guy, get excited I'm making dazai's over here." That's when his face comes to life again, eyes a little wider and a goofy smile on his face.

"That means. Another me!" His hands reach out to your tummy holding it delicately to feel the small bump forming.

"And me..." you roll your eyes at him.

"Y/n! Do you know what that means!" He yells, moving to pick you up and spin you around, despite the mess of a room you're in.

"Tripple suicide!!"

"We are gonna be mommy and daddy!"

Your face falls when you realize what he's said, but it warms your heart a bit that he really just wants to be a dad.

Until he kisses your forehead softly and mutters "we might need to work on that crazy head of your while your making my babies in here. Wouldn't want them to come out stupid. "