#chutiya sala
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rottingflowrs · 2 months ago
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we had a debate in class today a man told me to “cool it”
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dosa-sambhar · 28 days ago
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India has the chance to do the funniest shit ever
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harrysmaison · 6 months ago
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Starting a reblog chain for everyone to curse simon cowell. Bring out your native languages. Whatever you want to say about him. This is a simon cowell rage room. Because i need to curse him a lot and i need a space for it.
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mayakimayahai · 1 year ago
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Ha ha ha ahhhhhhhh help please roo dungi
Merko ne dene exams (exam toh de dungi abhi baal dhone padenge kal jane ke liye) itni thand hai
Chutiya log primary ke bacchon ke liye thand hai hamre liye nahi hai????? Sala blanket main kaapne wale season main yeh log teesra periodic ke rahe hain? Koi point nahi hai isse cheez ka
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vadapavani-13 · 1 year ago
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UMPIRE KI MA KI CHUT I WILL FIND THAT BITCH AND THRASH HIM SO BAD CHUTIYA MADHARCHOD BHENCHOD HARAMI SALA KAMINA
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creamy-mushroom-noodles · 1 year ago
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I hate this person sitting next to me he thinks he is a dude but he's not chutiya haï sala
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starburns · 1 year ago
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chutiya sala kal physics exam hai aur yeh karte bethu bhenchod
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itssspandababy · 6 months ago
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Kitna jhut baat, I didn't talk?? I didn't reply?? Chutiya sala tum, Gandu kahin ka. Do not use the word hones next time for youself....
Tum may sach bolne ka himmat nhi hai yeh bolo. Darpok insaan.
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ramayantika · 6 months ago
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Tu chutiya bc khud ko samjha kya hai. Sala mein offense kha jaungi baklol. I literally have people who get me, who value my work and efforts tumhare 2 take ke page gaand marao khud kisi me kaam karte nahi ho jo karta hai uspe shade alag maarna hai.
Dosti nahi hai theek hai ab toh izzat bhi chala gaya bhai tumhare liye
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lildepressyy · 9 months ago
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behen ka laudaaa saala mujhe bolta hai khade hoke bata de abe madarchod behen ke take khud toh chutiye se ek glass pani ke lie bhi nahi utha jata itna hi hai to ko khud uthke bolde na sala chutiya kahika seriously mar ja pata mahi kya karne aaya hai idhar harami sala maa se baap ka kaam kara raha hai aur khudko raja samajh rakha hai hum naukar ki tarah tere aage peeche ghum te rahe sara kaam karte rahe tere seriously bhagwan se bas yehi ek maang hai iccha jai ki iss bosdk ko heart attack aa jaye ya ajr kuch bhi aa jaye and one the spot mar jaye ye sabko shanti milegi
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litreally · 10 months ago
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chutiya sala
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apnahichutiyapfelahuahai · 2 years ago
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Ye dr bhi madarchod hi h kya behenchod baar baar phone na kre khud ne hi bola Mujhe bta do ab bol rha h baar baar baat na kre chutiya sala bss nkkal jaye yha se ek baar jaan chute behenchod
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mayakimayahai · 1 year ago
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Sala chutiya ja he nahi raha
Phillips toh gya
abb bas mitchel chala jaye
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oh-munda-kukkad-kamaal-da · 2 years ago
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Madarchod tu pta hai itna chutiya hai n ki hrr ladki ke ask me dikhta hai mere ko laundiyabaaz sala, bhosdi wala desperate.
Khud ki shakal hai nhi ssr ki pfp laga kar ghum rha hai
Made sense? No🚶
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mera-mann-kehne-laga · 2 years ago
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I am so damn tired rn but GOING WAS SOOOOO WORTH IT!!!!! Had the time of my life haha
Also saw my academic rival class ka. I saw him, he saw me, I quickly changed mera rasta and Dragged my friend away in another direction lol. But that mf kept coming in my direction, where I was sitting. Kept staring at me and throwing weird smiles ewww. Mtlb Bhai DONT YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND MERE NEIGHBOURS, PAPA KE COLLEAGUES SAB HAIN AAS PAAS WHAT THE FUCK WOULD THEY THINK IF THEY SEE YOU DOING YE HARKATE MERE SAATH?!!? CHUTIYA SALA. Aur phir harami Came and sat RIGHT BEHIND ME. For NO reason AT ALL.
Papa side me baithe Hain. Peeche se he goes like- *my name* exam ke liye pdhna chodkr yha aakr baithi hai? Are ree reee topper. Ooh Accha ho Gaya hoga na tera to sab. Tbhi maze Kar rhi hai. MTLB MF TU BHI TO BAITHA HAI BHOSDIKE MAINE TUJHSE PUCHA? ATLEAST MAI KUCH DHANG SE DEKH TO RHI HUN SAB TU TO KABSE YA MUJHE GHOORE JA RHA HAI YA TO REFRESHMENTS THOOSE JA RHA HAI.
Papa side me the to baat taal di. Kuch aisa waisa Bola nhi. VRNA MOOH TOD DETI I SWEAR
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stuffedeggplants · 3 years ago
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The Hindi Curse Words/Insults of Far Cry 4
I’m learning Hindi and wanted to share some of the vulgarities that Pagan Min’s forces hurl at you, because while the dev team put gibberish on most of the signs (some literally are things like “lmbhvdmbhv”) or transliterated English advertisements like ‘free onions with the purchase of two hamburgers,’ the team pretty clearly made an effort to ask people for insults and abusive language.
So this is what the guards are yelling at you! (Native speakers please correct me if I’ve misunderstood something. 🙏) It’s non-exhaustive because I haven’t finished the game yet, and sometimes the guards combine these terms or use them to say things like ‘hey what kind of fuckery just happened bro?’
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Behenchod - Sister fucker. The word “mother fucker” exists too but I haven’t heard it (yet?) in the game.
Sala - Generic term of abuse that literally means “brother in law.” The logic is that you’re fucking the sister of the guy you’re insulting, but people just use it as an insult without literally meaning that.
Chutiya - Used like asshole/idiot/douchebag/fucker, can describe both people, their actions, and situations. It’s extremely versatile and can be used from “lol dumbass (affectionate)” to asking what fuckery/nonsense is afoot to genuinely calling someone a stupid asshole in anger. The insult comes comes from a word for vagina/pussy.
Haramkhor - Used to insult someone as a bad person and a scoundrel, implying that they earn their keep/get things through bad/dishonest (haram) means and leech off others.
Kutte kaminey - “Dog” + an insult used to debase someone and call them a mean/vile low-life. Comes from a status/caste-based insult. 
Bhosdi ke bacche - Son of a (whore’s) cunt. People shorten this to “bhosdi ke” a lot.
Bhadve - From a caste-based insult, literally means ‘pimp.’ I looked into the origin of this one and it seems to come from Bhand, a caste/social group of hereditary actors, storytellers, jesters, and musicians. Historically they performed both at the local level and in the royal courts of northern and parts of western India. Musical and theater performance was stigmatized as a socially low-status activity (even as they had wealthy, high-status people patronize them), but as the British Empire grew and evolved and things further changed after Independence, Bhands lost a lot of their major, rich employers, so many had to find new jobs or willingly went into other kinds of work escape social stigma. This insult derides them as having taken up prostitution/pimping. 
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