#chuck e cheese wedding

[spacejammie-eimmajecaps]

since werre getting married at chuck e cheese whats ur favorite chuck e cheese dish???

Do they even have anything other than that cheap, sad, gluey pepperoni pizza that tasted like they microwaved it from frozen?

We're gonna need a caterer if we want the food to be decent, but then again, having to choke down awful cardboard-like pizza just adds to the ambiance. So I guess it depends on how authentic we want it all to be. And how much we want to spend.

Since we're both broke, we'll have to make it a low-cost wedding.

The favors will be the little toys and candy that can be bought with tickets, and the guests will have to earn their tickets themselves, of course. Using tokens we steal for them because I don't want to pay for that.

And I bet the animatronic band will attempt to murder everyone afterwards for free since it's their hobby and they were going to do it anyway, so that's covered.

You know what?

The survivors are going to remember it for the experience, not the food. So let's skimp on quality and stick with whatever pizza comes with the cheapest party package.

[bodiereads]

Everybody else can give up. Chuck E Cheese has made the ultimate ad. No other marketing effort will ever come close