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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥🤪 this strain is called wilderlove by john mark mcmillan 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: yeah whatever i don’t feel shit
5 minutes later: dude i swear have we become just pedestrian?
my buddy john mark mcmillan pacing: the wilderlove is hidden within us
#i literally could not go to bed before i made this#a joke only i would laugh at#fun fact first time making one of these memes#well#christosposting#christian music#failposting
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logging off lads . i must to go to bed <3
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happy reformation day pray for the lutheran kids who have to watch luther instead of trick-or-treating
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sorry for christian music posting AGAIN but riders fucks next question
#I DONT WANNA FAKE FIX . A FAKE FIX#we need Christian indie/alternative. hear me .#christosposting#christian music
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Okay it’s happening I’m listening to all of Cory Asbury’s discography
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#our worship leader said and i said ‘for real?’ out loud#pentacost sunday#christosposting#pentacost#my memes
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What is your favorite Bible story the people need to know
Hmm..good question. There’s a couple but the first one that comes to mind is Pentecost—like the part where all the Apostles get the Holy Spirit and the tongues of fire appear. Specifically the part where Peter is like “we’re not drunk bro I promise”
#that and or deborah i love the story of Deborah#or in the book of john when john specifically recounts him beating peter in a foot race#epic question rook#bibleposting#christosposting
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if another white person butchers I Thank God i’m blowing up the worship industry
#like its a GOSPEL SONG#i’m not saying white people CANT sing it i’ve heard it done well at camp and stuff#but some people do NOT care#like one of my worship leaders said there was ‘too many versions of the song’ which????#there is only ONE and the other is that wretched one i heard on ktis once and it was ABYSMAL#like these people don’t want to sing it right#that same worship leader also said something about how one of the ways you usually deliver a line isn’t ‘church appropriate’ WHAT???#saying ‘nah you aint welcome here’ isn’t ‘church appropriate’ ????#like mmm okay says a lot about what you think about that genre and people#christosposting#christian music#ccm
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“Sometimes growing up feels like goodbye” 10 dead 20 injured
#GUESS WHOS PREGAMING FOR A CONCERT#hooooo pioneer is a good album#cory asbury#christian music#christosposting
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where is the hand holding cross emoji WHERE IS IT
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very niche joke for the girls
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christians are so funny when they talk about “the left” “indoctrinating” children. like babygirl what do you think you’re doing.
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happy holy saturday! remember to leave out milk and cookies for jesus christ
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me when i’m listening to a christian radio station and cory asbury comes on
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reading the historical roots of our ecological crisis in a christian school just hits DIFFERENT. lynn white jr. already builds his argument in a slow and careful way. he goes through many things that could be the root of the problem, and explains them in depth. then boom! CHRISTIANITY. it's like a big twist in the story, what you least expected. and when you’re in a room full of kids raised christian? the GASP. the BETRAYAL. the TWIST. ohhhh its so good
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