#christmaspayne

[reaperlight]

Eddie [walks into his increasingly crowded small New York apartment]: Hello people who do not live here.

Flash: Hey.

Teddy: Hi.

Sadie: Hi, Eddie!

Eddie: I gave you the key to my place for Venom-related emergencies only.

Sadie: This was an emergency. Venom said Frances made too many cookies and needed help eating them.

Eddie:  ...Frances made them, right?

Cletus [scoffing]: Eddie, you should know by now that I don't share my supply.

Eddie: Ah, sorry.

Carnage: They have symbiotes. They would know if they were eating anything they might find... objectionable.

Teddy: We have run thorough tests with our symbiotes. It's not like we don't know what that tastes like.

Flash: You mean about bugs or the cannibalism?

Teddy: Both.

Flash: [*nods sagely, unbothered*]

Eddie: You know Frances is a vegan, right?

Flash [abruptly stops chewing]: ...Oh God.