#christmas ninja is SUCH a him song. its my fave.

[dailysanta]

CHRISTMAS NINJA COMING FOR YOU

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 100 Questions No One Ever Asks

i was tagged by two lovelies - @stardustsim​, @edgypandasimmer​, and @carmysims and i’m not feeling all too well right now but i figure why not.

1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED? Open. I used to sleep with them closed but then when I was younger and still had a dog, he would hop up on my bed and get ready for sleep, then stop and start growling at the closet. Frickin’ TERRIFYING. Eventually I found out it was a hanging mirror that he kept seeing himself in, but I’ve slept with the doors open since.

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS? ALWAYS, but I never use em...

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT? never tucked in. I hate feeling trapped. Hands and feet always out of sheet or blanket

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE? ...shhhhhh (yes)

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES? I LOVE using post-its! But I rarely use em. They show up a lil in my sims legacy notebook tho!

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM? I used to try coupons but I got lazy

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES? Bear please. Let my death be quick. And not like the bear attack in The Revenant.

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES? nope

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES? most of the time they’re forced smiles, but that counts right

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE? ...idiots?

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK? not in a long time

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS? nope, I have literally gone 3 days limiting my food/drink intake so that I could go without using the bathroom to avoid such things

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS? nope, see 12

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERE’S NO MUSIC PLAYING? All the time

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS? ew no

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK?

do you mean sleep like *

winky wink

* or just like, actual

sleep

? Cuz if it’s the second one, then 1.

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED? king

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK? “Whistle While I Work It”

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK? uh yeah, why wouldn’t it be

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS? Not really a fan of cartoons, except MLP:FIM. 

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE? Least favorite... which means it’s a fave but not as much of one... right? Or do you mean most HATED?? Least favorite I guess is District 9 Most HATED is I Know Who Killed Me 

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME? Doesn’t matter, I wouldn’t remember where anyhow

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER? Sparkling water or maybe a clear soda like Sprite

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN? I like ‘em alone, or with honey mustard

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? Chicken

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE? This list is too long. I literally have dozens of movies where I can literally press “restart” on as soon as it ends and never be tired of it ever. Off the top of my head: What’s Your Number, The Birdcage, Two Night Stand, Ratatouille

27. LAST PERSON YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU? My lovely boyfriend

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT? nope

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE? hell no - nothing against others who choose to, but I never would

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER? Does like, a card count? Few months ago maybe? If you mean an actual letter tho, it’s been a couple years since I’ve lost touch with my pen pals

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR? nope but i might be able to figure it out

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET? nope. I’ve been pulled over for speeding twice, but they both let me go with warnings

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS? yes

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH? does a burger count? I’m a fan of burgers. If not, then I dunno, it changes based on my mood/craving. I had a deviled ham sandwich recently that was pretty tasty. 

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST? eggs benedict.

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME? it varies all the time

37. ARE YOU LAZY? Yes. 

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN? I was a witch 3 or 4 times, a fairy, a ninja turtle, a bride, Princess Leia, a power ranger...

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN? Ox I think

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK? just the one

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS? Yes, to Shape and um... Women’s... Journal? I dunno they were free. Thanks T-Mobile Tuesdays

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS? OMG I used to looove lincoln logs. ♥ ♥ ♥

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN? absolutely

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN? well this is a dated question... Leno. Used to love him. Letterman would literally put me to sleep he was so boring.

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS? Not unless you count WWE... I used to watch that until I was 14 or so, I used to call it a “manly man’s soap opera” cuz ooo-weeee the drama. 

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? Yes.

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR? Yes. But my singing volume coincides with the radio volume. I always sing one notch quieter than the radio. Unless I’m alone in the car. Then it’s anything goes.

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? Only if I’m playing music

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR? not really... I mean... well okay sometimes

50. EVER USED A GUN? nope

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER? five years ago. At my brother’s wedding.

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY? of course, but that doesn’t make me love them less

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL? Yes.

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI? yeah... wasn’t impressed

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE? hmmm.... HMMMM.... I mean I love pumpkin pie with all my heart, but apple is a close second

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? paleontologist. Thanks Jurassic Park.

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? nope, unless you count the ones in the Sims. Those shits exist for sure.

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING? yep

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY? hahahaha, no

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS? only if I’m sick and cold

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE? only if I need to use the bathroom in the middle of the night

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? undies

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT? NSYNC

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART? Walmart

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS? bitch I said walmart, I can’t afford either of those brands

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS? cheetos

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS? sunflower seeds

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN? uh no

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS? nope

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING? something in physics?

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE? sure

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE? Nope, I got third place once

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY? Of course, I cry at the drop of a hat I swear. There are 30 second commercials that will bring me to tears.

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS? nope

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER? nope

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE? hate the smell of incense

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes.

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT? seriously I’m not picky, I just wanna go 

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW? Journey with Steve Miller Band

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA? Hot tea

81. TEA OR COFFEE? Tea usually, tho sometimes I just need coffee

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES? hate sugar cookies, never had a snickerdoodle

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL? not really

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE? yeah

85. ARE YOU PATIENT? I lack patience

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING? DJ! I’m so against Bands at weddings but boyfriend wants a band and I’m like NOOOOOO. That might be because I spent a few years as a wedding DJ tho

87. EVER WON A CONTEST? sure

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY? lol no i can’t afford that

89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES? black

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET? i’ve learned the basics for both, but have the patience for neither

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE? Living room

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? yes

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED? not married

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH? hmm... well freshman year I saw our school production of Peter Pan and Peter was played by a Senior named Herman and I guess I like a guy in tights cuz DAYUMMMM. Of course, he graduated that year. So that was the end of that.

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY? lol, no. but I will cry and throw a fit...

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Nope

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS? yeh

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? green!

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW? sure

100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS TAG NEXT? NOBODY!!! Okay maybe @simplysims27​, and @sweetsugarspnsims​, and ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO WASTE WAY TOO MUCH TIME ANSWERING ALL THESE QUESTIONS LIKE WTF I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAD THE PATIENCE FOR THIS