#chris mazder

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😍 I can’t be the only one obsessing over him this season

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Chris Mazder, American Olympic Luge Athlete

[siremasterlawrence]

The Olympic Trophy Part 2: Code Name Apparatus.

I made a commission of over two million dollars plus a bonus five million for Chris Mazder. I was called in by a new client two enslave to former Olympic Gymnast. They were Jonathan Horton and Jake Dalton from the US Olympic team. I smiled as I thought a new project will be unleashed.

I had flown down to Jake Daltons home town and met his family. I told them I wanted to do a movie on his Gymnastics Olympic team.I had this long presentation all prepared and embedded with brainwashing visuals to enslave them. I commanded them all to forget all about Jake and never remember him again. I had them call him to the empty house where i sprung my plan into action quite easily.

He walked into an empty house lit with a multi-color strobe blaring in his eyes. I snuck behind him to close and lock the door behind him without a sound. He was lost in trance from the minute he had walked into the home. His mind, his eyes and his soul was lost to my words as his body swung to the light and the beat of the sound.

“You are now in the middle of the Olympic Stadium again Jake and the crowd is screaming. Not for you but for me because you are doing this for me. Each one of your apparatus you will perform and land perfectly for me. There is no worries, stress or mistakes as I am with you on every move. I am your Lord, Master, King and God who you serve.” I began to speak as he mindless accepted all I say.

“You powder your hands as you will prepare to mount on the uneven bars and then the floor. Every move, position, dismount flip and hold was down to your perfection. You are accepting that I am everything to you and you are nothing without me. Kneel before me now as your Masted and you shall giving me all your life to me.”

I said.

Jake Dalton then smiled at me as I snapped my fingers and he came back to life. He turned all the way around as he walked over to me and kneeled before me as his new Master. Jake Dalton was now a full enslaved puppet for me to sell to my client. I pulled my cell out and then dialed a number as it rang. “Now come here to the address I have sent to you just now immediately.” I said on the other end.

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I love Chris Mazder! I love luge!

[icudoucmetoo]

Your observations about Chris Mazder were spot-on. And it makes sense, doesn't it, that a luger would already instinctively point his toes and balance his weight, skills essential to piloting his body on a sled at warp speed down a treacherous, icy luge course. Seems that ballroom dancing and luging share required skills! Who knew? Good luck to Chris and Witney!

Didn’t think of it that way and you are correct. The techniques are definitely transferable.

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I think Chris Mazder lives in New York, not LA!

His mail was addressed to LA

[yohanan64]

CHRIS MAZDER

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I absolutely love him!!! 😍

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How to follow the Olympics on Twitter

Though we're just a few days into the 2018 Winter Games, it's possible you're already suffering from Olympics whiplash. 

Signs of Olympics whiplash include: 

Devotion to your country's team.

Regular googling of the time in Pyeongchang, South Korea

A strong need to keep up with multiple concurrent events, despite the disheartening truth that it's impossible to see every event in real time

SEE ALSO: Ranking every sport in the Winter Olympics, even the ridiculous ones

We feel you. We're Olympics obsessives, but we're also normal non-athletes who have to eat, sleep, and (occasionally) get some work done. Gluing ourselves to a live feed from Pyeongchang just won't do.

Instead, we're keeping up with the Winter Games the way we do everything else: through Twitter. Our favorite channels, below:

Olympics, @Olympics

The official account of the International Olympic Committee, @Olympics shares event videos, photos, and updates, plus quotes from winning athletes.

"I would like to send a message to my parents that I really love them and thank you for all the support and belief," - LIM Hyojun #KOR after winning #Gold in the men's 1500m short track. @pyeongchang2018 #Olympics pic.twitter.com/4t0tThyfwK

�� Olympics (@Olympics) February 10, 2018

Olympic Channel, @olympicchannel

Follow for a regular stream of medal standings updates, plus information on how to watch events live.

Congratulations! Chris @mazdzer has won silver for #USA in #luge 🥈👏#PyeongChang2018 More events here: https://t.co/sMUK9FAhZm pic.twitter.com/ryzkP2vYoy

— Olympic Channel (@olympicchannel) February 11, 2018

U.S. Olympic Team, @TeamUSA

...Or follow the Olympic team account for the country of your choice! 

For Team USA updates, follow for photos from the ground, event coverage, links to athlete profiles, and a very special shout-out to Mr. T. 

Now THAT’S the face of someone who just made #TeamUSA history! 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/vbBXtVu41M

— U.S. Olympic Team (@TeamUSA) February 11, 2018

NBC Olympics, @NBColympics

For video from big moments, NBC has you covered. From Russian figure skater Yevgenia Medvedeva's astonishing short program performance to Team USA luger Chris Mazder's silver-medal winning race, @NBColympics has the clips of the moments you'll want to see, plus streaming links for when you want more.

Chris @Mazdzer makes history with the first men’s singles luge medal for @TeamUSA, bringing home the #Silver! pic.twitter.com/jnd9VyDcyf

— NBC Olympics (@NBCOlympics) February 11, 2018

Leslie Jones, @lesdoggg

Saturday Night Live's Leslie Jones's off-the-cuff, hilarious live updates have earned her a reputation as the unofficial queen of Olympics live event coverage. Just as she did for the 2016 Summer Games in Rio, Jones will join NBC in Pyeongchang this year for on-the-ground coverage. And though she isn't in South Korea yet, she's been live-tweeting all weekend.

Now i believe they are related lol this is for real lol @NBCOlympics @Olympics pic.twitter.com/EkIANnoy5d

— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) February 11, 2018

Bonus: Twitter's very own list of olympians

Twitter's verified list of, well ... verified accounts covering the Winter Games is full of athletes and team accounts. If you're too busy to curate for yourself, simply subscribe for updates from more than 100 accounts. 

Ok everybody, rest up. We've got an exciting two weeks ahead of us.

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Olympic slider, Chris Mazder

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End of a Luge Career - AJ Rosen Great Britain

End of a Luge Career – AJ Rosen Great Britain

It is rather bittersweet as I write this blog post.  My son, AJ who has been experiencing, rejoicing and loving luge since the age of 12, is retiring at the age of 33. As a youngster, he loved uniforms, and as he grew older, one uniform was replaced by another!  Soccer, Baseball, Football, Civil Air Patrol and finally luge.

He now aspires to become a commercial pilot ( another uniform!), and flew…

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Chapter two :

The Ideal Hypno Slave Boyfriend

So I have been avoiding my friend Steve all day because I am completely in love with him. He has bet that I could not Hypnotize him and he would sleep with me if I did. My stupid bisexual ass took the bet and put him in a deep trance. I asked him all sorts of questions.

“Steve you are now in deep trance and you can speak clearly to answer all my questions. Do you understand?” I asked.

“Yes I understand “ He replies back to me.

“Why did you want me to Hypnotize you?” I asked him.

“You are my best friend I just wanted to spend time with you. And…” he started to say.

“And what Steve? You are compelled to say it.” I blurted out.

“I like you a lot as friend but sometimes I think about you in other ways.” He said .

“Are you bisexual, Gay or straight?” I asked him.

“I thought I was straight until that night you brought your white Slave over and I felt a form of kinship with him. I started to think of you a lot and something in me shifted me towards you.” He said his sighed for relief.

“Steve I am going to count to ten and take you into a deeper state of consciousness. I am going to enter your subconscious and then your Id.” I said he shook his head in agreement. Do a sexy striptease for me as every single piece of clothing you are wearing representing apart of you. You will remove horn clothes and remove your will with each item.” I said.

“Now you will address me as Master always and answer me Sir Yes Sir always. Good boi when I count to three you will wake up totally and completely devoted to me. 1…2…3” I said as snuck out of the room and left the party.

“Ten your completely relaxed and unaware as your body sinks away. Nothing but my voice matters and you completely belong to me. Steve I want you to embrace your full feelings for me and stand up to striptease for me. All the pieces of clothing you remove relinquishes your free will permanently.”

I can’t believe I actually did that to my best friend maybe he won’t remember or it did not take. Meanwhile Chris woke up to find me gone and was sad as he rose up to find me. I had raced back to party as I stood by the bar drinking and I could feel him upon me. I turned around to see Chris stand in front of me and gave me this stern look.

“Are you avoiding me? Why? Is it because of the hypnosis or do you know my secret now?” He asked me jokingly.

“Actually it’s because I felt really awkward.” I said to him.

“Don’t bullshit me we are friends I know you like me and I know I love you.” He said to me.

“Know you don’t I implanted that in your mind.” I said.

“Yeah I guess but I have loved you for six months now.” He said.

He pulled me on dance floor as we went at it and I could not help but fall for this white boi.

I invited him back to my house as he began to strip off his clothes and followed me into the bedroom. Tonight I claim his body and tomorrow he becomes my muscled Slave.

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With the Winter Olympics set to begin SNY's GEICO SportsNite profiles Chris Mazdzer, a luger who will be representing the United States in Sochi. Mazdzer competed in the 2010 Winter Olympics held in Vancouver -- finishing 13th in the men's singles