#chris mazder

[live-laugh-dwts]

😍 I can’t be the only one obsessing over him this season

[handsomeis]

Chris Mazder, American Olympic Luge Athlete

[siremasterlawrence]

The Olympic Trophy Part 2: Code Name Apparatus.

I made a commission of over two million dollars plus a bonus five million for Chris Mazder. I was called in by a new client two enslave to former Olympic Gymnast. They were Jonathan Horton and Jake Dalton from the US Olympic team. I smiled as I thought a new project will be unleashed.

I had flown down to Jake Daltons home town and met his family. I told them I wanted to do a movie on his Gymnastics Olympic team.I had this long presentation all prepared and embedded with brainwashing visuals to enslave them. I commanded them all to forget all about Jake and never remember him again. I had them call him to the empty house where i sprung my plan into action quite easily.

He walked into an empty house lit with a multi-color strobe blaring in his eyes. I snuck behind him to close and lock the door behind him without a sound. He was lost in trance from the minute he had walked into the home. His mind, his eyes and his soul was lost to my words as his body swung to the light and the beat of the sound.

“You are now in the middle of the Olympic Stadium again Jake and the crowd is screaming. Not for you but for me because you are doing this for me. Each one of your apparatus you will perform and land perfectly for me. There is no worries, stress or mistakes as I am with you on every move. I am your Lord, Master, King and God who you serve.” I began to speak as he mindless accepted all I say.

“You powder your hands as you will prepare to mount on the uneven bars and then the floor. Every move, position, dismount flip and hold was down to your perfection. You are accepting that I am everything to you and you are nothing without me. Kneel before me now as your Masted and you shall giving me all your life to me.”

I said.

Jake Dalton then smiled at me as I snapped my fingers and he came back to life. He turned all the way around as he walked over to me and kneeled before me as his new Master. Jake Dalton was now a full enslaved puppet for me to sell to my client. I pulled my cell out and then dialed a number as it rang. “Now come here to the address I have sent to you just now immediately.” I said on the other end.

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I love Chris Mazder! I love luge!

[icudoucmetoo]

Your observations about Chris Mazder were spot-on. And it makes sense, doesn't it, that a luger would already instinctively point his toes and balance his weight, skills essential to piloting his body on a sled at warp speed down a treacherous, icy luge course. Seems that ballroom dancing and luging share required skills! Who knew? Good luck to Chris and Witney!

Didn’t think of it that way and you are correct. The techniques are definitely transferable.

[katieamazeballs]

I think Chris Mazder lives in New York, not LA!

His mail was addressed to LA

[live-laugh-dwts]

I absolutely love him!!! 😍

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End of a Luge Career - AJ Rosen Great Britain

End of a Luge Career – AJ Rosen Great Britain

It is rather bittersweet as I write this blog post.  My son, AJ who has been experiencing, rejoicing and loving luge since the age of 12, is retiring at the age of 33. As a youngster, he loved uniforms, and as he grew older, one uniform was replaced by another!  Soccer, Baseball, Football, Civil Air Patrol and finally luge.

He now aspires to become a commercial pilot ( another uniform!), and flew…

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With the Winter Olympics set to begin SNY's GEICO SportsNite profiles Chris Mazdzer, a luger who will be representing the United States in Sochi. Mazdzer competed in the 2010 Winter Olympics held in Vancouver -- finishing 13th in the men's singles