#chris and alba portugal

[majaloveschris]

Thanks, Page 6, for this amazing article. I guess it's not that exclusive since DM has already talked about this, and I'm pretty sure you also got this whole thing from them.

Something that we've all been questioning in the last few days is why the two couples would hang out with each other when they've never done it before. Fortunately, Page 6 and their "exclusive source" had an answer for this. According to the "source," they bumped into each other at a bar or restaurant while they were in Portugal. The "source" also added that the couples didn't know each other before this meet-up, and their run-in was coincidental.

My question is: What kind of source is this? So you want to tell me that Page 6 had a source who knew they didn't know each other prior to their meeting in PT and that it was a coincidence but didn't even know whether it happened in a bar or a restaurant? If it was someone from the place where they met, the source could clearly tell whether they were at a bar or a restaurant. So if it was not someone from the place they were, it had to be someone from their side (probably a team), since a random person wouldn't know whether they knew each other before they met in PT or whether they planned to meet up or not.

So either Page 6 got the info from someone from their side to spread the "they were in Portugal and there was something happening there" narrative, or Page 6 lied about having a source and they just saw DM's little story and ran with it.

Either way, I still think this is bullshit. I doubt nobody would've taken a picture, especially of Harry and Meghan, or that nobody else saw them there.

[theconcordtelegraph]

Do you personally believe about the wedding between them?

Honestly?

We have absolutely no idea at this point.

Ever since any word or mention of Alba first came out, we have been going back and forth on what exactly we believed was truly going on.

Most recently, we were SO POSITIVE that things were coming to an end (as early as July, actually), but ever since the Bermuda trip and everything that's come to light since then, we've just been in this complete and utter state of limbo.

We're trying hard not to project any of our own feelings regarding the situation, or to give too much weight to anything and everything that any one person, gossip site, blog, anon, etc. has to say or share. It's SO EASY to fall for things, and with everything that's happened since the very, VERY beginning of all of this with all the bread crumbing and trolling, we honestly don't blame people for hanging on to & overly analyzing every single thing that's coming out. We don't.

It's just a really sucky situation overall, and at this point, we don't even care anymore about *what* this is between them. We just want to know the truth, because all the deceiving and manipulation that's been taking place IS NOT OKAY.

And frankly, it's fucked up.

So very, fucked up.

[archivecevans]

From his own mouth 🤭

CHRIS EVANS talking about how his Christmas plans have changed since getting married and about his and Alba new house in Portugal ❤️

[justenjoythegossip]

THE SHOWER PORN AND A FEW FICTITIOUS MYTHS…

Recently again, I have come across the fictitious myth that Alba posted her shower porn to deflect from her racist and antisemitic stuff that was uncovered by (more likely leaked to) Chris’ fandom a few days earlier. 

But I would argue that this explanation for her posting herself stripping in the shower has little to no credibility. I will explain why, share my theory about what likely went down and the clues that point to it. I will also use this opportunity to debunk a few myths that have plagued this fandom for a very long time…

Usual disclaimer: I have no insider knowledge and have 0 contact familiar with this shitshow and the protagonists.

Her posting a shower porn was likely an act of retaliation to embarrass Chris…

When someone posts their nudes online, it can be either accidental or purposeful. If the posting is purposeful, it cannot be about deflecting from an existing PR crisis for the sole reason that the distraction would only work temporarily. The thing you are trying to deflect from would come back and bite you (on the butt) very quickly AND you would have added a sex scandal to the mix. Not the greatest move. Especially when you are a woman. Men tend to go unscathed or even end up benefitting from such scandals, but it’s rarely the case for women because… double standards and misogyny, you know? 

So the reason someone would post their nudes, a sex tape or in this instance a shower porn is to find elsewhere. It is most likely to get attention. The question is: what kind of attention and from whom?

I suspect it was actually Chris’ side that leaked the receipts showing her to associate with racist/antisemitic people in what turned out to be a successful effort to silence her. The reason his team likely tried to keep her quiet is probably because she had made a couple of very costly mistakes prior to that.

What made Chris’ team want to silence her and get her under control…

Her first mistake was to post the now debunked fake yoga certificate so that she could place herself in Atlanta with Chris. It probably forced his team into damage control mode, as they had to get assistance from a yoga studio based in Atlanta and a couple of its members that helped corroborate Alba’s claims. But her most aggravating mistake was posting her mother’s age on Instagram, very shortly after people commented on the fact that Chris was closer in age to Alba’s mom than to Alba herself. It was a catastrophic move on her part because, it showed she and his team were lurking on SM, it showed how thin-skinned and rash she is and worse it drew more attention to the age difference and terrible optics of this “relationship”. 

Leaking her problematic stuff likely served as a warning shot to behave and stay quiet or else she would be destroyed. And that’s probably why she posted that shower porn, to embarrass Chris and get a semblance of revenge. I believe she felt safe doing that anyway because a marriage was already in the pipeline.

But notice that she has kept quiet since then. You can compare her SM activity before that event and after she came back to Insta, and it differs greatly. And of course, her problematic stuff never reached the general public. 

Do people remember the GQ event in Portugal where she refused to talk to the media and was said to be rude? It was most likely because that poor Nazi troll wasn’t allowed to speak. Her only job was to flash “her” ring in order to honor one of their sponsors and that was it. 

But she did manage to post a video of the rings with her soulmate Justin to try and embarrass Chris once more. 

Why a talent agency would seemingly work against its client’s best interests…

Of course, some people might think this theory has little credibility because leaking her problematic stuff doesn’t reflect on Chris well. But I believe that not only did the talent agency not mind this little problem, but they actually welcomed it. First of all, they made sure her problematic stuff never reached the general public, as this information was only destined to his fandom. But more importantly, why not charge more hours to your client to manage a crisis you have created yourself? That’s actually quite the smart savvy business model and that’s “capitalism” for you. 

It might be too cynical for some but we are talking about a company that allegedly dabbled in sex trafficking by providing actresses to a famous disgraced producer so that he could sexually assault them. They then allegedly helped cover the scandal by helping him destroy the lives of the women who dared speak up. So this shitshow, that would be kids’ stuff for them, wouldn’t it?  

Of course, such tactics have helped decrease Chris’ market value or help accelerate it but as you have noticed, all of his upcoming projects (excluding Red One) are CAA-backed, so they basically get him for cheaper. And Marvel is likely the only place where he can still get huge paychecks these days but they will get a big chunk of that anyway so basically it is a win-win situation for the talent agency. 

Of course, it’s difficult to know what is happening behind the scenes and it’s just speculation on my part but I suspect they no longer have much faith in Chris’ career and future. A few critically panned projects and commercial flops may have helped reinforce their strategy and it seems like that they are trying to squeeze as much money out of Chris as quickly as they can. 

The legend that Chris’ fandom is like the FBI is a great cover story…

Rumors are that the fandom uncovered Alba’s past and exposed her, like they have uncovered so much of Chris’ business over the years. But I suspect this is a lie. A very practical lie by the way. 

Because the legend that Chris’ fandom possesses the most amazing investigative skills has served two purposes. First of all, it has enabled the fandom to feel good about themselves as they could pat themselves on the back for being such great detectives. And yes, I would argue, it was a good thing to try to make a loyal fanbase feel good about themselves, especially when they are so easily and so often thrown under the bus. But more importantly, this legend has been used to cover the fact that this fandom has been infiltrated for years and has been fed information directly from his team. On this platform (which sponsored his NY con) and other SM platform. I have discussed it previously and have used many examples to illustrate that. 

Like a Team Real blog having a picture of Chris’ dog at the daycare center. Like a blog which made a (non)sensical U-turn from Team PR to Team Real (a very practical trajectory that I explained in a previous post) who allegedly recognized a hotel room in Finland or in… Lisbon!

Let’s talk for a second about the video Chris did in his hotel room in Lisbon for that teacher. Isn’t it amazing how quickly people found out where Chris had shot this video? Isn’t it tragic how that poor teacher allegedly had to quit her job because Chris’ crazy stalker fans harassed her? 

People would be smart to question the veracity of this story as it is likely totally fictional. It did serve at least 2 purposes. First, it helped reinforce the crazy fan narrative that has been shoved down our throats for years and more importantly it helped place Chris in Portugal, which was the whole point of this little video. His team leaked where Chris was (something they have done very often) to breadcrumb his relationship to Alba, so that his fans could connect the dots. Do people remember the first articles that came out after Chris and Alba became official? They all put so much emphasis on the fact that his fans figured it all out and put 2 and 2 together when Chris and Alba were trying so hard to be private. Because private people always breadcrumb their relationship on Social Media, don't they?

But it was nothing new for Chris as he was flirting very ostentatiously and so privately with Jenny on Twitter back in the day...

[sidewayspeace444]

In celebration of their first ‘anniversary’ Alba’s new Portugal apartment is ready.

Now Chris can ship her off far away.

It’s a small two bedroom apartment as we already guessed 

https://www.idealista.pt/imovel/33279668/#

https://www.idealista.pt/imovel/33199315/

This is not her apartment. She can’t afford this on her Chaturbate salary

[majaloveschris]

Agree! I think the problem is that she thinks this PR stunt and the fact that people think she is Chris's girlfriend will get her bigger roles. She thinks she can sit and wait around til her phone will ring and she will get the main character's role in a big-budget Hollywood movie just because she is "dating" an A-lister.

Or, as we've already discussed, she just wants to be famous and have the benefits of being one, but she actually wants that to happen without her needing to do anything.

I think she can't do anything else, she didn't finish school. So what does she want to do? Even to be the next Hollywood It Girl you have to work for it. 🙄

This. She was promoting MHGTP. She had her premiere and articles talking about WORK. She went to Venice to promote her name. She was pinning her magazine covers on her instagram after she went official with Chris Evans. And suddenly she’s lazy. That for make sense. To say she isn’t invited isn’t excuses to her. Actually this is worse. If she isn’t having work or even promotion work after being linked to A lister in Hollywood is huge deal. Maybe she is lazy as some say but I personally think this is something bigger. Maybe she knows bigger drama coming and she knows she will have to hide already. It just doesn’t make sense she traveled to Venice just because one interview and she’s lazy to travel for bigger premiere to London one month later. I believe she wasn’t invited.

I pause this discussion about that topic now.

I don't think bigger drama will come. I think she just hopes for bigger roles. And maybe Warrior Nun is too small for her, she wants a big Hollywood movie. I mean let's be real, Lucas is not a big number and didn't get her a big role (even though I think it was a real rs) and I think being Chris gf won't help her either. However we don't know what's going on behind the scenes. Maybe she benefits from that PR stunt too, but we just don't know yet. But when you think you don't need acting classes then you also think that big roles will come effortless but with the help of a gf title or connections - just my opinion.

[capoteera]

I don't know if I can even ask this question coherently because the premise it's based on is incoherent, but I'll try:

Why do the delulus think Alba is in Portugal all the time, if she's supposedly in a sham PR marriage that is being shoved down our throats (because they get papped like twice a year, OMG)? Surely that would require them being in the same place?

So she's a scheming evil witch who wants to take over Hollywood hence why she got this "PR contract", but also she's blacklisted, also she's agreed to stay in Portugal nearly all the time and any pics we get of her and Chris are from years ago, because they did all the PR stunts in the space of a week, I guess. But she has her claws in him and is using him for fame and attention. But she's never around him because she's always in Portugal.

[majaloveschris]

What do you think about the PT sighting? Seems weird to me 🤷‍♀️

You know my policy: show us a picture or it didn't happen. I'm not saying they aren't there, but without any pictures, we have no proof of them being there. If they are there, I'm sure more people will come forward, and at least one of them will provide some type of evidence. We will see.

[theconcordtelegraph]

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[calmwaterstarot]

Chris and Elsa started as pr and then became real. Common Hollywood knowledge

No reason Alba and Chris can’t do the same

LOL! I know you're joking.

They'll never be real. He can't even say her name in interviews, she just got an apartment in Portugal because she doesn't live in MA with him like a real wife would, and he looks like someone's torturing him when he's in her presence.

[majaloveschris]

Everybody has their own opinion, and it's unnecessary to push this whole birthday party thing further. Until we don't have an actual evidence she was there, like a legit and clear photo, not a blurry one it's so needless to argue about this. None of us know what did actually happen, but as Anne has already mentioned after everything it's understandable we want more proof than just some blurry pictures of her, when she's been trolling since the very beginning. At this point, I don't even understand why people take anything seriously she does or says. And as Lily said, he was most likely not there, so…🤷‍♀️

I'm still not sure they are real, but that blurry pic was definely Alba at Nichelle party. And the way that weekend Chris and her sister was also in LA and she was followed by Nichelle and few other people from same party very obvious reason to say she was there. I mean she was at his premiere after that. I would love to think it's PR but sadly things looking like they are real. I don't understand what kind of PR is to be followed by some D lister influencer from his circle. None of them gainning anything from this interaction. I believe it's really time to all of us admit he is in toxic relationship with that racist girl.

First of all, I don't know about which blurry pic you talking about because we have a lot blurry pics. And second, I won't tell you what to think. It's fine when you think it's real, I just don't. (I'm so tired, I won't argue anymore why I think that or try to explain myself why I think it's PR).

[jav-uni]

its just another pre recorded interview like the us weekly one , the interviewer asked him if Dodger has any role un the wedding AND Chris Said no.//

The fact that he’s been “married” for almost 11 months and he’s just now talking about his “wedding” and finally said her name is also weird.

It would have made more sense to answer these questions and say her name (go Portugal) back in October when he was a happy “newlywed” 😂

Maybe he thought her name was “baaaabe” and “Go Portugal”, but we all know her name is “Alba, por favor”

[archivecevans]

CHRIS EVANS and ALBA BAPTISTA bought a house in Portugal!

[thelonesomequeen]

What are your dumb cunt excuses now that cap proved Chris friends at different weddings the same day huh?

😂

So much confidence from someone so wrong.

Our “living in reality” response is that she’s lying to you. Again. As usual. And yes, I have receipts.

Yes, not all of Alba’s family attended. But that’s because they were all at the second wedding they had in Portugal.

Julie didn’t attend 2 weddings on September 9. The second wedding she attended that weekend took place on September 10. A completely different day. And a drive only 3 hours away which is completely doable the morning of with a wedding start time of 3 PM which you can see. Normally I’d feel weird sharing someone’s wedding invite, but that crew already shared copies of the invite back in September when they tried getting away with this lie before. It didn’t work then and it isn’t working now because they can lie away all they want, but the facts don’t lie and that’s that.

[sidewayspeace444]

THE idiot is still going on. ~~ It just goes to show you that she has no real life or jobs when all she does is sit online all day trolling thinking she’s doing something when all she’s doing is making herself look even more stupid than she looks already.

And it’s twice as funny seeing as Scott spilled the beans in that Scott Evans podcast of how Chris does nothing but sit online all day and play Quest games with him night and day… practically begs him to in texts messages. So that pretty much shows he’s a single guy living alone in Mass while she’s in her tiny ass apartment in Portugal trolling his fans. 🤣🤣 What love affair?! What marriage?! 😝😝🤣🤣

Hey Alba:

[capoteera]

Exactly!! I’m so mad that these people get away with this nonsense //

1. 100% sure none of these losers have been to any part of Portugal, and they're eating their hearts out about it.

2. This is when you know the depression has made them hit rock bottom. They're at zero. Alba has shown up for an opportunity they will never have, looking better than they ever will, and is loved by a gorgeous, rich man who gushes when he talks about her. Who looks giddy in love when he's with her.

They'll never have any of that. Not just Chris. They know damn well they'll never know love like this. No one out there will adore them like this.

The sum total if Alba's life? That joyful, loved up freedom? The choice to either continue her career or stay home and have some gorgeous babies for Christopher Robert Evans? Or anything in between? The freedom to do whatever she wants with the rest of her life, knowing that she'll always be fine and her husband has her back? They'll never have it.

Alba is literally just going about her business, and yet... To have the power to do nothing and still lay waste to the psyche of people whose existence she's blissfully unaware of...that's power few of us will ever see.

It's making them sick. They're screaming, crying and throwing up. And so they come online and post vile shit, because that is the sum total of THEIR lives. That's the pinnacle of their achievements...writing nasty comments and anons to each other to agree with themselves. That's their biggest accomplishment.

So now they're shitting on the entire country of a woman they would trade lives with in a heartbeat.

Loser energy.

But what else can you expect from them? They literally have nothing else to give. They have no choice but to come online and vomit their jealousy all over their own blogs.

If they had anything else to live for, anything at all, this wouldn't affect them like this. But this, this loser shit that they do, day after day...that's all they have. This is what they have to do to cope with the dead end that is their lives.

They look at this couple and they're forced to take stock of their own barren lives, and it’s turned them all into the most grotesque version of themselves. It's ugly, but ugly is all they have. Ugly is all they are.

I don't even think they can even help it anymore. Like is said, it's that loser energy. They’re typing through their tears.