#chrime

[roadtophantom]

Yang Chenxiuyi as Christine

[lostinmac]

The Last Stop in Yuma County (2023)

Dir. Francis Gallupi

[st0rmy-fr]

@tanija-fr

they are girlfriends

[fourphoenixfeathers]

Lov e being awake at night and seeing your notification and going “hmmm yes regular activities continue on”

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Can't tell if I'm being called out for being up late, if we're sleepy nodding at each other in eye hurty solidarity, or both

I'm gonna. Go sleep.

[archangel-dormiens]

Please note the date stamp on this photo. And for the love of God, somebody troutslap the upper management of Dollar Tree for attempting to summon Mariah Carey this early.

[tasakesi]

i wish we had more dark and gritty tv shows that got popular and stayed the same. these days the first season is good and once it gets more well known, it turns into some goofy shitfest. im tired! i dont want marvel humor!!! stop ruining characters!!! STOP!!!

[pepsimaxolotl]

pssst Pix.

You can with xkit rewritten :3

A Tumblr feature I would actually like

Yknow how on mobile you can quick reblog but tap-holding on the reblog button? I would like a setting that makes it so when you quick reblog it puts it in your queue instead.

[yusukeswaifu]

(idk why it got set as mature warning???) anyways heres my fit to go chrimes shopping with my bestie at a boring mall lol

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

Merrt chrimes! :D

And a happy new year

Enjoy your December as best you can everyone, you're great

And if you were thinking about reblogging this with "oh yeah everyone but me" or some such nonsense in the tags, no. You're great too.

Lookit these cute creatures until you're too distracted to be mean to yourself. This is derailing the post I know, but do it anyways

I stuck with mammals here because they're most popular, but if you prefer reptiles or arachnids or whatever say so and I'll send one your way

[violeteclipse2002]

seasions greeceions and merry chrimes it's crismin

[schnuckiputz]

look, hear me out: mr & mrs smith/john wick au

the harringtons have been managers of the continental since its establishment in the 1800s. they've kept their status thanks to strategicly placed alliances and a certain level of ruthlessness. evey heir to the dynasty works in the business to hone their craft and to get contacts.

as the current heir, steve has been working as a contract killer for years already. he is good at it, has a knack for infiltration, knows how to manipulate, and give people a false sense of security. but he also hates the job, is too kind, too soft-hearted. when a job with shitty intel gives him the chance to go out in a blaze of glory, he takes it and fakes his death. still, the job leaves him with near complete hearing loss in one ear and migraines.

he has used the last years to stash away money and equipment, so he spends the first months of his newfound freedom to track down stashes, establish a new identity, and just...be. on his travels, he stumbles across an old box club that's falling apart and thinks "yes, this."

steve tracks down the owner, agrees to a considerable payment, and gets to work. he focuses on building community, gives teenagers a healthy outlet, and teaches self-defense classes. that's how he meets robin, who got thrown out by her parents when she was outed. he gives her a room in the apartment above the club and lets her man the front desk. and that's also how he meets the party because lucas takes an interest in boxing and can not be separated from his friends. so while steve teaches lucas how to fight, the other kids hang around, doing homework and shittalking.

one day, steve agrees to take the kids to a book signing for the newest instalment in a fantasy book series they obsess over. there, he meets eccentric author eddie munson, and it's lust on first sight for both of them. lust becomes infatuation, becomes love. they move in together, get engaged.

eddie travels a lot for work: book signings, research, etc... and steve is fine with that, appreciates the time he gets to spend on his club and the little family he has built.

but then, one day, he comes home, and their place is trashed. furniture is overturned and broken, there is blood everywhere, in the kitchen he finds two dead operatives. operatives in uniforms he knows like the back of his hand: his parents have found him, have found eddie, and taken him.

in the bedroom is a third operative, alive enough for some little mild torture to find out where they took his boy.

when the kids started hanging around, he got rid of most of his gear. so he calls up two old contacts/friends: jonathan and argyle, who live on a massive range and keep his biggest stash in one of their barns. (unbeknownst to all of them, steve has been spending quite a few hours every week with jonathan's little brother will.) they both worked as killers for years until they decided to retire. now they mostly deal in information and ressources.

he gears up and goes on the hunt.

what he doesn't know: eddie is not, in fact, a writer or, at least, not entirely. he's a thief, one of the best in the business. eddie has been doing this kind of work long enough to know about the assassin guild, to know the major players, but he never met the harrington's and has no idea that his sweet fiance is in fact heir to one of the most influential families. eddie's so-called research trips were for jobs, not for research. but unfortunately for eddie, one of his jobs took him too close to the harrington's, and they took out a contract on him. they tracked him down and took him back to new york to get him to cough up the location of the stolen goods. unfortunately, eddie already unloaded the goods to the buyers, a powerful chrime syndicate. and he knows: the moment the harringtons find out, he is dead.

eddie doesn't make it easy for them, talks circles around them for days, until harrington sr looses his patience and is about to cut his losses, when the lights go out and half the place goes up in flames. for the first time in years, harrington sr comes face to face with his son. the son that supposedly died.

steve makes a deal with the devil: the stolen goods for eddies live. he will get disowned but he will get to keep the life he built for himself.

it's a suicide mission, but steve is motivated. he succeeds, with help from jonathan and argyle who come in guns ablazing at the end and get him out.

after, they go back to their place. they clean up. rebuilt. and they relearn each other, this time with no secrets between them. and they are happy.

[fr0zgen-t0gurtz-26]

smery chrimes tmies

[deathlywounded]

Man, Tian knows how to stitch cause he's ready to stitch his own wounds when needed since ever. Neat work. It's likely that it was Cheng himself who taught him. I love these details, giving a dark undertone even to the soft/funny moments. Old is a master in subtlety when it comes to reminding you that this is still a story embedded in the chrime scenne and shady stuff.

It's like a little piece of glass that you cannot remove from the flesh. It will bring you back to earth in the most lighthearted moments.

I am also amazed by the very gesture of using a resource born of hatred and painful discipline to use it in pursuit of what is loved. Like Tian embroidering a silly heart (but overall, fixing) on the torn pants of the person he loves, with the same techniques he was told to survive.

[pipiteer]

finally home and ready to commit artistic chrimes

[vurelly]

It's chrimes sticker season???????

it's chrimessus sticker season uwu

[kittybugz]

mery chrimes