#chower man

[sailor-sweaty]

All day I've faced a barren waste

Without the taste of chowder, clam chowder

Old Dan and I with throats burned dry

And souls that cry for chowder

Cold, clam chowder

The nights are cool and I'm a fool

Each star's a bowl of chowder, clam chowder

And with the dawn I'll wake and yawn

And carry on to chowder

Cold, clam chowder

Keep a-movin', Dan, don't you listen to him, Dan

He's a devil, not a man

And he spreads the burnin' sand with chowder

Dan, can you see that big, green tree?

Where the Chowder's runnin' free

And it's waitin' there for you and me?

Chowder? Cold, clam chowder.

The shadows sway and seem to say

"Tonight we pray for chowder, clam chower"

And way up there He'll hear our prayer

And show us where there's chowder

Cold, clam chowder

Keep a-movin', Dan, don't you listen to him, Dan

He's a devil, not a man

And he spreads the burnin' sand with chowder

Dan, can you see that big, green tree?

Where the chowder's runnin' free

And it's waitin' there for you and me?

Chowder, cold, clam chowder.

Cold, clam chowder

[epsilonhybrid]

petition to start making butch flowers content again

[incorrect-omgcp-frogs]

Chower: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring.

[points to self]

[dameferre]

Honestly nurseydex has now become officially divorced from the comic, idk if I’m comfortable shipping it after that last update. How do you feel about it?

honestly i still ship like. my interpretation of william pointdexter with derek nurse. BUT

canon william pointdexter? tbh im 90% sure ngozi is just writing him as comic relief at this point but if we take his character in context of everything he’s done wrt nursey he’s either racist or deeply closeted imo

those are the only options i can think of to explain why he is so Irrationally Antagonistic towards nursey?? like the lack of sympathy or compromise wrt the injury and the room (he has an older brother. he Knows how to share a space w someone w/out being a sentient bag of dicks) is so unwarranted? 

so i’m thinking either he irrationally hates everything nursey does because he’s black and has the privilege dex thinks he (a white man) deserves, or because nursey is gorgeous and dex is highkey into him but deeply angrily closeted and recognizes his fixation on nursey but chooses to express it through anger

either way with the way canon is now my greatest wish is chowder and caitlyn break up (amicably), nursey and chowder get together and support each other while they both go pro, dex builds a house in the woods and doesn’t bother them again

[halfabreath]

🍼 - kid fic/(accidental) baby acquisition (holsom seems really obvious, but like anything with holster and accidental babies has to be hilarious soooooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

Bullet Fic Prompts. Accepting. 

ransom and holster kiss for the first time after their first game of their senior year. they lost the game but they were both so proud of each other for being good captains that all their unrequited emotions came bubbling out and BOOM now they’re dating

both of them had hooked up with other people earlier in the year but they don’t think much of it. one of the people holster hooked up with was a girl from Samwell’s Jewish community group named Tsega and they still hang out sometimes 

on holsom’s one month anniversary Tsega tells holster’s she’s two months pregnant and just found out

holster doesn’t know what to do. he immediately freaks out but Tsega’s like ‘hey, i’ve never been pregnant before i don’t know what’s going on all i want to do is dig up bones’ (she’s an archaeology major)

naturally they turn to ransom, who is “both organized and beautiful and the smartest, most handsomest man on the planet and i also love him”

they come up with A Plan. Tsega’s never really been interested in having kids (again, she just wants to dig up bones) and already has a Fullbright grant to fund a year long dig in China after they graduate but has decided to have the baby and put him/her up for adoption so holsom have a Grownup conversation and decide to raise the baby

ransom and holster’s senior year is pretty much the same as canon except for the doctors appointments with Tsega, constantly mounting stress and knowledge that they’ll have a baby and graduate in the same month

so it’s a lot different is what i’m saying

there’s still kegsters and games and shenanigans but it’s also going to the obgyn and holsom’s job angst is magnified by about a million

then. it happens. Tsega goes into labor early IN THE MIDDLE OF A PLAYOFF GAME. she can’t get in contact with ransom and holster because there’s a no phones in the locker room or on the ice and they thought they had weeks before they had to be on constant alert

holsom turn on their phones after a tough loss to find that they have, between the two of them, 73 missed calls, messages, and texts

it’s the most stressful bus ride of their lives. they’re taken straight to the hospital and the entire team pours out of the bus, all in their game day suits and flood the waiting room

holsom burst into tsega’s room, terrified they’ve missed the birth of their baby and she’s just chillin, still not fully dilated

she greets them with a  “heard you lost, tough break boys”

holster: almost passes out in relief

ransom: has to catch his giant boyfriend as he almost passes out

the next thing holsom knows they have a tiny little baby?? that’s theirs?? forever??

they name him asher birkholtz-oluransi and he lives in the Haus for his first month of life

there’s a strict “no baby on the couch” rule 

newborn + finals is not a good combination but luckily they have a haus full of teammates to help 

“bitty babies can’t eat pies” “holster i KNOW but he can still smell them and i want him to know what good pie smells like”

jack and tater swing by and they bring asher lil jerseys and ransom almost dies when tater starts trying to teach asher russian

“dex stop glaring at my son” “for the millionth time this is just my face” 

nursey reads poetry to help asher get to sleep. it doesn’t work.

asher’s first stuffed animal is one of chower’s shark plushies and holsom literally weep when chowder gives it to him

shitty comes by and spends an hour affirming asher as he sleeps to make sure his self esteem is high enough

lardo makes him a mobile of bedazzled tiny hockey objects

the tadpoles are actually baby superstars?? which no one expected??

asher attends all of ransom’s finals because he actually feels much calmer with his lil sleeping baby strapped to his chest

holster binges like 2 seasons of 30 rock because he’s mcfreaking out about school and graduating and moving 

“look asher, that’s tina fey. can you say i love tina fey? ti-na feeeeeey”

“holster our sons first words will not be tina fey”

“JUST LET ME HAVE THIS JUSTIN”

asher attends his parents graduation and holster gets him a lil robe because “he just graduated the womb, dude”

they have the cutest graduation pictures on the planet, hands down. no competition. it’s not even close.