#chocolate vanilla swirl with cookie crunch please

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[wankernumbernine]

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Sundae Request Menu

This is my ice cream request menu! Make your own sundae in my inbox as a request. I won’t generally take requests outside of this format, but you’re welcome to try.

When you place your order please:

Specify which driver the order is for

Limit yourself to 1 Dish, 1 Drink, 3 flavors and 4 toppings, though you are free to do less than those.

Make sure to clearly specify what is a flavor and what is a topping as some names are the same.

I got this idea from @tpwk-formula1 , be sure to check out their blog as well.

Thank you for your order!

Dish

Cup - smut

Regular Cone - fluff

Waffle Cone - angst

Flavors

Apple Pie - “I want forever with you.”

Banana - “I’ve wanted you for so long.”

Bittersweet Chocolate - “You’re the only one I want.”

Black Cherry - “You’re all I’ve ever wanted.”

Bubblegum - “Do you still want me?”

Butter Pecan - “I can’t imagine my life without you.”

Butterscotch - “I never stopped loving you.”

Cake Batter - “Please let me love you.”

Cheesecake - “Don’t you get it? I love you!”

Cherry Almond - “Do you trust me?”

Cherry Chocolate - “I was worried about you.”

Cherry Vanilla - “Don’t worry. I’ll take care of it for you.”

Chocolate - “Can you stay?”

Chocolate Almond - “Please don’t go.”

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough - “Please. I can’t lose you.”

Chocolate Fudge - “I won’t let you go.”

Chocolate Soft Serve - “I’m not going to leave you.”

Chocolate Vanilla Swirl - “I love seeing you smile.”

Coconut - “You look amazing.”

Coffee - “You clean up nice.”

Cookies and Cream - “You’re so beautiful.”

Cotton Candy - “Oh no, baby. Please don’t cry.”

Dulce de Leche - “No, don’t cry. I hate it when you cry.”

Espresso - “Fuck, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to make you cry.”

French Vanilla - “What can I do to earn your forgiveness?”

German Chocolate - “Is there anything I can do to make this better?”

Lemon Sherbert - “I’m sorry! How many times can I say it?”

Lemon Sorbet - “Get back in bed right this instant!”

Lime Sherbert - “You’re burning up. Just let me take care of you.”

Lime Sorbet - “I’ll take care of you, baby.”

Mango Sherbert - “I can’t believe you let him touch you.”

Maple Walnut - “I don’t want anyone else to touch you.”

Mint Chip - “You belong to me.”

Mocha - “Say it.”

Neapolitan - “I’m gonna mark you up for everyone to see.”

Orange Sherbert - “You like when I leave marks on you, don’t you?”

Peach - “You’re such a good girl.”

Peanut Butter Cup - “So good, so sweet, so perfect.”

Peppermint - “Be a good girl for daddy.”

Pineapple Sorbet - “You can be so good when you want to. Why aren’t you good all the time?”

Pistachio - “Don’t get greedy now. Be patient.”

Pistachio Almond - “A little needy?”

Praline - “Do what you’re told and you’ll get what you want.”

Rainbow Sherbert - “Just one more, baby. I just want one more.”

Raspberry Sorbet - “You can do one more for me, can’t you?”

Raspberry Swirl - “You’re such a brat.”

Rum Raisin - “Getting a little tired? Too bad.”

Rocky Road - “You’re such a little slut.”

Salted Caramel - “Fucked you dumb, didn’t I?”

Spumoni - “You are in so much trouble.”

Strawberry - “You’re gonna be sorry later.”

Strawberry Soft Serve - “You want me to fuck a baby into you?”

Toffee -“I’m gonna get you pregnant.”

Vanilla - “Fuck, you’re so tight.”

Vanilla Bean - “It’s too big.”

Vanilla Soft Serve - “You’re dripping, sweetheart.”

White Chocolate - “Oh fuck, do that again.”

Toppings

almonds - dom!driver

bananas - sub! driver

blueberries - switch! driver

brownies - soft dom! driver

Butterfingers - brat!reader

butterscotch syrup - sir! kink

Captain Crunch - daddy! kink

caramel - rough sex

cherries - slow/romantic sex

chocolate chips - jealousy

chocolate sprinkles - public sex

chocolate syrup - phone sex

coconut flakes - mirror sex

gummy bears - shower sex

hazelnuts - doggy

honey - mating press

jelly beans - riding

kit kats - overstimulation

Lucky Charms - edging

macadamia nuts - spitting

marshmallows - squirting

mint syrup - hair pulling

M&M’s - biting

nutella - choking

oreos - marking

peanuts - fisting

peanut butter cups - spanking

peanut butter syrup - cockwarming

peppermint patties - dirty talk

pralines - praise kink

pretzels - degradation kink

pistachios - somnophilia

raspberries - breeding kink

Rice Krispies - size kink

Snickers - ass play

sprinkles - toys

strawberries - bondage

strawberry syrup - mutual masturbation

walnuts - body worship

whipped cream - nipple play

white chocolate chips - dacryphilia

white chocolate syrup - aftercare

Drink

chocolate malt - established relationship

chocolate milkshake - friends to lovers

coke float - enemies to lovers

orange soda float - secret relationship

oreo milkshake - fake relationship

peanut butter milkshake - roommates

rootbeer float - exes

strawberry malt - coworkers

strawberry milkshake - best friend’s brother

vanilla milkshake - brother’s best friend

vanilla malt - strangers to lovers/meet cute

[poptartcatz40]

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[muwapsturniolo]

stress baking! 10 cupcakes and a lemon and vanilla swirl cheesecake!

All that ran through my head was the vine, “CHOCOLATE VANILLA SWIRL WITH THE COOKIE CRUNCH PLEASE!!!”

[ghettogothgoblin]

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[chaosnightmare]

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This Week’s Horrible-Scopes

It’s time for this week’s Horrible-Scopes! So for those of you that know your Astrological Signs, cool! If not, just pick one, roll a D12, or just make it up as you go along. It really doesn’t matter. Better yet! Check out “Heart of the Game, Fredonia” and see if they can sell you those D12’s with the symbols on them. Tell them “Shujin Tribble” sentcha. And “Hail, Hail, Fredonia!” Home of the Blue Devil!

It’s properly SUMMERTIME! Which means no matter how old or young you are you instantly recognize the bell ringing or crappy music playing sound of the ICE CREAM TRUCK APPROACHING! Get your money ready, folks… because you’ve got a date with the Blue Bunny Ice Cream Man! (Exact Change only, please. No Venmo. Buy-One, Get-One for anyone sharing with their dogs first… ONLY VANILLA FOR THE DOGS!)

Aries 

You get the One… True… CLASSIC on this list! For $1.50 you get the Red, White, and Blue “Bomb Pop JR.” It’s more Ice than Ice Cream, but who cares?! It’s a masterpiece that never goes out of style, even if it’ll stain your favorite t-shirt permanently. So This Week… Take out the trash and clean your room already! You’ve got the best brain freeze of your life waiting for you.

Taurus 

You’re getting something that gets a reaction of either “I’m All In” or “Destroy That Abomination”. At $4.00 you’re getting a “Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich”. Now, before anyone starts grabbing pitchforks and torches let’s remember; this is what Taurus chose for themselves. If you don’t like it, you don’t have to eat it. And if you REALLY want it, you can always offer to trade with them. So This Week… Hone your negotiation skills before someone trades your ice cream for a deformed Spider-Man Pop.

Gemini  

Not to be outdone you’re ALSO getting an ice cream sandwich, but, arguably, a superior version. Grab up $5.00 and you can get the M&M Ice Cream Sandwich! What could be better than a chocolate-chip cookie with ice cream? Replacing the chips with M&Ms! So This Week… You’ve never brushed your teeth after any meal. But this time, we’re gunna suggest you do that. You can’t afford to lose any teeth this time. 

Cancer Moon-Child 

The shape isn’t anything to write home about, looking like something you could make with the Tupperware Popsicle set. But at $1.75 it’s no joke on taste. You’re getting the Cotton Candy flavoured ice cream on a stick. Yes, the colours are oddly reminiscent of Fluttershy, being pink and yellow swirled together, but who doesn’t love sugar-frosted frozen sugar on a stick? So This Week… Yes, you could just buy a cotton candy machine for yourself, but this is more fun! Indulge in some whimsey for a change.

Leo 

You’re the adult in the group this time, Leo, and we’re just as shocked as you are about this turn of events. You’re shelling out $6.00, but you’re getting a Whole Pint Cup of Choco-Vanilla Twist Ice Cream! Better yet, you don’t have to share! It’s all yours! So This Week… If you want to make it feel like you’re still a kid, ask the ice cream man for one of those wood paddle-spoons to eat it with. 

Virgo 

Don’t think the naming on your ice cream is wrong - it’s just clever marketing. Being called the Load’d Sundae Cookie Crunch n’ Fudge it clocks in at $5.50, and it’s the closest you’re gunna get to a sit-down sundae while broiling in the shade of a maple tree. So This Week… Make sure you check all the trees in the area before you sit under them. If you see something that looks like a football hanging in the branches and none of your friends is named “Charlie Brown”, Stay Away!

Libra

You’re Too Cool for all this IcE CrEaM nonsense. Grab your $5.00 and enjoy a Rosati Coconut Ice. Flavoured Shaved Ice is a treat that’s been around for literal centuries! And yes, it’s possible to make ice in the middle of the desert. So This Week… You can be a kid and an adult at the same time - and this is your big chance. Worst case see if you can find the Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine and make it yourself. And remember: Logenberry is your friend! 

Scorpio 

We don’t know what to make of this one, but.. HEY! It’s your face to stuff, right? Get your $3.75 out and get ready to stuff your gob with a Banana Fudge Bomb Pop. Yes, it’s the same shape and size as the classic Original Bomb Pop JR., but it’s Banana… and Fudge… And it’s gunna be a weird combination of colours smeared all over your lips. So This Week… Remember - the banana flavouring you’ll taste is from a species of banana that doesn’t exist anymore. So think about that, you monster. 

Sagittarius 

Not to be outdone with all the OTHER Bomb Pops, you’re spending the same $3.75 to get the NERDS Bomb Pop! There’s not much else to say about it. It’s a Bomb Pop… using NERDS for flavoring. So This Week… Honestly, just trade with someone else. The taste on this one leaves so much to be desired.

Capricorn 

This is gunna be a great $5.00 spend for you. You might not have a DQ near you, but this’ll be the next best thing. You’re getting the Screamers Cookies and Cream Frozen Shake. For those not familiar, Dairy Queen’s shakes are supposed to be so thick they hand them to you upside-down to prove they’ve got the best! So This Week… Get Thyself To A DQ and order a BLIZZARD!! 

Aquarius 

Too many people think we intentionally pick on you, that we single you out for no other reason but that we can. And you know what we say to that? “Prove It! You Won’t! No Balls!” So get your $2.50 ready ‘cause you’re getting not JUST a classic, but the closest thing to a malt shop sundae. You’re getting the Homemade Vanilla ice cream pop, covered in a hard chocolate shell, just waiting to be crunched into! So This Week… Remember to pace yourself. Only unwrap it from the top and only a little at a time so you don’t lose any pieces as they crumble off as you bite. Remember when you went too fast and lost the whole thing when you were six? Let’s not let that happen again.

Pisces  

You’re getting, arguably, The… Worst.. Item.. On.. The.. List. Seriously. You’re getting the last of the Bomb Pops, but not. (*ERF!*) Imagine this - take a Bomb Pop and crush it into a cup to eat it out of, and flavour it as “Icey Watermelon”. Seriously, Pisces? This is truly a waste of your Mow-the-Lawn money of $3.50! So This Week… Tell them all they can just mow their damned lawns themselves. At least you won’t roll over any more Yellow Jacket Nests that way.

And THOSE are your Horrible-Scopes for this week! Remember if you liked what you got, we’re obviously not working hard enough at these. BUT! If you want a better or nastier one for your own sign or someone else’s, all you need to do to bribe me is just Let Me Know - or check out the Ko-Fi page ( https://ko-fi.com/icarusthelunarguard )! These will be posted online at the end of each week via Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook, Discord, and BLUESKY.

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Introduction

Desserts have a unique ability to bring happiness and satisfaction with every bite. The combination of chocolate, vanilla, and cookie crunch takes this experience to new heights. The contrasting flavours, textures, and aromas create an extraordinary symphony of taste that is difficult to resist. In this article, we will delve into the allure of the chocolate aesthetic, explore the sublime sweetness of vanilla swirls, and savour the crunchy delight of cookie pieces. Join us on this delectable journey as we uncover the secrets of this divine dessert pairing.

The Allure of Chocolate Aesthetic

The rich, velvety allure of chocolate has captivated dessert lovers for centuries. From its deep brown colour to its intoxicating aroma, chocolate is a treat for the senses. Whether in the form of a luscious ganache, a decadent mousse, or a silky frosting, chocolate adds an irresistible touch of elegance to any dessert. Its versatility allows it to be moulded into various shapes and forms, making it the perfect canvas for creative culinary artistry.

The Sublime Sweetness of Vanilla Swirls

While chocolate may reign supreme in the world of desserts, vanilla holds its own with its delicate and enchanting flavour profile. The smooth, creamy notes of vanilla create a sublime sweetness that can transport you to a world of pure indulgence. When combined with the richness of chocolate, vanilla swirls add a delightful contrast that balances the overall flavour profile of the dessert. The gentle twist of vanilla against the rich chocolate backdrop creates a comforting and luxurious harmony.

The Crunchy Delight of Cookie Pieces

Enter the element of surprise in our dessert equation: the cookie crunch. Picture biting into a delectable dessert only to discover hidden pockets of cookie pieces that provide a satisfying crunch with every mouthful. The interplay of textures between the smoothness of the chocolate and vanilla swirls and the delightful crunch of cookie pieces adds a dynamic element to the dessert experience. It introduces a playful and exciting dimension, elevating the overall enjoyment of each bite.

Bringing It All Together: The Ultimate Dessert Experience

Now that we have explored the charms of chocolate aesthetic, vanilla swirls, and cookie crunch, it's time to bring them together for the ultimate dessert experience. Imagine a layered dessert masterpiece where each component harmonizes with the others, creating a symphony of flavours and textures. Begin with a base of rich chocolate, layer it with velvety vanilla swirls, and sprinkle generously with the cookie crunch. Repeat the layers, building a dessert that is as visually stunning as delicious.

How to Create Your Chocolate Aesthetic with Vanilla Swirls and Cookie Crunch

Creating your aesthetic chocolate dessert with vanilla swirls and cookie crunch is an adventure in culinary creativity. Start by selecting high-quality chocolate and vanilla ingredients that will serve as the foundation of your creation. Experiment with different recipes and techniques to perfectly balance flavours and textures. Feel free to add your personal touch, such as incorporating unique cookie flavours or experimenting with decorative elements. Let your imagination run wild and create a dessert that reflects your style and preferences.

Tips for Serving and Enjoying Your Dessert Creation

Once your masterpiece is complete, it's time to serve and enjoy your dessert creation. Here are some tips to ensure an exceptional dining experience:

Use elegant serving dishes or individual dessert glasses to showcase the layers of your dessert.

Garnish with a sprinkle of cocoa powder, a drizzle of chocolate sauce, or a sprig of fresh mint for an added touch of sophistication.

Serve with a side of whipped cream, an ice cream scoop of vanilla or a dab of flavoured yoghurt to enhance the overall taste and presentation.

Please encourage your guests to savour each layer, allowing the flavours to unfold on their palate.

Pair with a complementary beverage to enhance the taste experience further.

The Perfect Pairings: Beverages to Accompany Your Dessert

To elevate your dessert experience, consider the perfect beverage pairings that will complement the flavours of chocolate, vanilla, and cookies. Here are a few suggestions:

A robust red wine with a lot of body, like a Cabernet Sauvignon or a Syrah, may highlight the variety and depth of the chocolate.

For a refreshing twist, try a chilled glass of milk or a creamy latte, which harmonizes beautifully with the vanilla swirls and cookie crunch.

If you prefer non-alcoholic options, a cup of aromatic tea or a frothy hot chocolate can contrast the dessert's sweetness.

Health-Conscious Options: Exploring Lighter Alternatives

Indulging in a decadent dessert doesn't have to mean compromising on health. There are several ways to create lighter alternatives that still capture the essence of the chocolate aesthetic with vanilla swirls and cookie crunch. Consider using low-fat or non-dairy alternatives for the base, such as Greek yogurt or coconut milk. Experiment with natural sweeteners like honey or maple syrup to reduce the amount of refined sugar. Incorporate nutritious ingredients like nuts, dried fruits, or chia seeds to add a wholesome twist to your dessert.

Catering to Dietary Restrictions: Vegan and Gluten-Free Options

In today's diverse culinary landscape, catering to various dietary restrictions is essential. For those following a vegan lifestyle or avoiding gluten, there are plenty of options to ensure everyone can enjoy the magic of chocolate aesthetic with vanilla swirls and cookie crunch. Substitute dairy-based products with plant-based alternatives like almond milk or coconut cream. Use gluten-free flour or gluten-free cookie options to accommodate those with gluten sensitivities. You can create an inclusive and satisfying dessert for all with a little creativity and resourcefulness.

The Joy of Sharing: Dessert Ideas for Parties and Gatherings

Desserts have a way of bringing people together and fostering a sense of joy and celebration. Consider incorporating the chocolate aesthetic with vanilla swirls and cookie crunch into your dessert spread when hosting parties or gatherings. Create a dessert bar where guests can assemble their layered creations, choosing from chocolate, vanilla, and cookie options. Offer bite-sized versions of the dessert for easy sampling and sharing. Encourage guests to customize their desserts with various toppings and garnishes, making each creation unique and personal.

Celebrating Seasonal Flavors: Adapting the Recipe for Different Times of the Year

Its versatility is one of the beautiful aspects of the chocolate aesthetic with vanilla swirls and cookie crunch. By adapting the recipe, you can celebrate the flavours of different seasons throughout the year. During the summer, incorporate fresh fruits like berries or citrus zest to bring a vibrant burst of flavour. In the fall, infuse the dessert with warmth using nutmeg or cinnamon to generate a cosy and comforting experience. Sprinkle edible glitter or crushed peppermint candies during the winter holidays for a festive touch. Embrace the seasons and let the flavours of nature inspire your dessert creations.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

Q: Can I use dark chocolate instead of milk chocolate for the chocolate aesthetic dessert?

A: Absolutely! Dark chocolate can lend a more intense flavour to the dessert, providing a sophisticated twist.

Q: Are there any alternative options for the cookie crunch component?

A: Yes, you can explore various cookie flavours such as ginger snaps, caramel cookies, or even crushed biscotti to add a unique twist.

Q: Can I make the dessert ahead of time and refrigerate it?

A: Yes, you can prepare the dessert in advance and refrigerate it. Just ensure that it is properly covered to prevent any flavours from transferring.

Q: Can I use vanilla extract instead of vanilla swirls?

A: Yes, you can use vanilla extract as a substitute. However, the visual appeal of the vanilla swirls may need to be included in the final presentation.

Q: Can I add additional toppings to the dessert?

A: Certainly! For indulgence, feel free to experiment with additional toppings like shaved chocolate, chopped nuts, or a caramel sauce drizzle.

Conclusion

In conclusion, the combination of chocolate aesthetic with vanilla swirls and cookie crunch creates a dessert that is truly a match made in heaven. The allure of chocolate, the sweetness of vanilla, and the delightful crunch of cookies come together to form a symphony of flavours and textures that will leave you craving more. Whether creating a show-stopping dessert for a noteworthy event or simply enjoying a tasty treat to brighten your day, this delectable combination will surely delight and satisfy you.

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[bluepearlie]

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