#chocolate admin

[yoonminfanficrec]

hi !! is there any fic with unexperienced/innocent jimin with like super kinky or just badboy yoongi

hey anon! here’s a couple i was able to find

Math Tutor - 11k, bad boy yoongi but soft for jimin, sweetheart jimin, fluff

When I’m down on my knees, you’re how I pray - 3k, little jimin, dom/sub dynamic, smut, daddy kink

Cotton Candy Kisses - 8k, smut, top yoongi, bottom jimin, daddy kink

[shinigabi-tan]

[radarsteddybear]

Things that have been really nice about not being a teacher:

No Meet the Teacher/Back to School night

No Halloween parade/party

No first day of school

Not even the slightest hint of getting sick

No emails to answer/worry about

No calling/emailing parents

No stupid meetings where admin argues against basic logic and evidence in favor of their unreasonable, nonsensical demands

No stupid meetings where admin doesn't bother to pay attention until realizing after the fact that we didn't do everything the way they wanted us to and making us do it all again

No days of the week where I have to stay late for the aforementioned meetings

Getting to leave at the end of my contracted hours every day

No observations!

I actually have the physical, mental, and emotional energy to do things outside of work that aren't laying around on my phone! Wow!

[shoutmonishere]

Hey mon green tea is supposed to smell like cigarettes right

(context: my throats sore and there's like a 50% chance I'm sick and I made tea. I put honey in it because why not. I'm pretty sure I've burnt the honey)

NO?!????

GREEN TEA ISN'T SUPPOSED TO SMELL LIKE CIGARETTES—

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU BURNT THE HONEY—

[chocolatebonboncookie]

cookie run having so many characters is nice because once i meet someone who’s favorite is a character i associate it with them. like every time i see the character i’m like “omg that’s ____!”. yesterday i got cheesecake + sparkling in the random breakout challenge and i immediately thought of one of my twitter mutuals. every time i see bellflower i’m like “omg that’s my bestie!!”. become one with your cookie blorbo. do not fear.

[viatrixtravels-a]

// @primordial-albedo-official over here feeding my love for bad boys.

[citypopdaily]

MIDNIGHT STEP by Chocolate Lips

Album:Chocolate Lips Year: 1984 Label: RCA (Carnival sublabel) Lyrics: Yumehiko / 夢彦 Music: Miho Fujiwara / 藤原美穂 & SILKY

[dhampiravidi]

someone mourn the Java Chip & Double Chocolate Chip Starbucks Frappuccinos w/me (I read that they’re being discontinued)

[neo-admin]

In so much pain, but never too much for chocolate

[yoonminfanficrec]

Hi! I'm looking for a yoonmin fic but cant seem to find it but know it was on ao3. Jimin is younger than yoongi and yoongi pays jimin for his company. Yoongi is a rich producer who is a drunk and recently divorced jin and namjoon takes care of him. Jimin is a dancer and broke up with hoseok. It has a happy ending if I remember correctly and theres smut and angst and slight abuse?

hi anon! i think this might be Swan Song by yminstars!

please let me know if this is correct or not :)

[shoutmonishere]

*[Bonk sfx]*

[s6dennis]

I am out here asking the stupidest questions to the admin staff bc my ANXIETY overrides my COMMIN SENSE

[shoutmonishere]

Me and mermaimon fr fr

BSHRHWJBDHWU

Hh

Cool beans man shehshshh

[z-13-the-saboteur]

I think it was supposed to be an accessory or something, man. But it’s edible! I think. The last little dude I saw eating it was still alive, and it… uh. Yeah. Chocolate’s normally poison for animals so the tiny dude totally spat it out, yo, but you probably are still human enough to eat it safely, yo.

-⛓

"I think I'll be fine," he didn't even touch it

[ourlordapollo]

Been working from home for like a week and a half bc of some HVAC issue at the office and I can feel my sanity slipping through my fingers

[citypopdaily]

FOOLISH GIRL by Chocolate Lips

Album: Chocolate Lips Year: 1984 Label: RCA (Carnival sublabel) Lyrics: Miho Fujiwara / 藤原美穂 Music: Yoshinori Monta / もんたよしのり