#chocloate

[liciloveschristmas]

[recipestotry22]

Baileys Chocolate Truffles

Recipe: https://sweetandsavorymeals.com/baileys-chocolate-truffles/

[superthatprotein]

"Craving a sweet treat that fuels your gains? Look no further! 🙌 Our no-bake vegan chocolate protein bars are the answer to your snacking prayers! 😍🍫 Packed with the goodness of Blissful Raw Cacao protein powder, these bars are a quick and easy protein fix that will satisfy your cravings and keep you energized. 💪🌱 Just mix, set, and enjoy the chocolaty goodness! 😋 Tag a friend who needs a protein-packed pick-me-up! 

[fawfulydoo]

dove chocolate and dove soap should collab. imagine dove chocolate scented dove soap

[coolguypluiplup]

Having chocolate induced migraines this week is so shit because I cannot walk into a shop. I cant eat any of the chocolate people buy for me if they don't know i feel so rude. chocolate propaganda is ruining my life rn

[lemedstudent2021]

its pathetic. i nearly died when i saw that hummus was advertised as 'israeli'. that was worse than chocolate hummus astaghfirullah (which is a hate crime btw)

z*onists trying to colonize watermelons now.... that fake ass colony really is what happens when you concentrate that energy of whites who have no personality beyond hating anyone that's not white but also have no happiness, joy, interests etc and thusly constantly obsess and have to recreate what the ppl they swear they're better than are doing. i said a long time ago racist stealing is creepy and akin to wearing a victims skin and that goes doubly for that fake colony. they want to be palestinian so bad it's actually creepy

[gothhobbithoe]

i must have looked like a right cliche at tesco with my basket full of chocolate and tampons

[torchiiko]

if i dont draw flirty spamton for valentines day i will have failed as a simp

[rogha]

i have sympathy for people who didnt think wonka would be a musical. like. yes. they obscured that in the marketing, that is a dick move. im sorry. but. if it genuinely never crossed your mind until your ass was in the seat at the cinema that the prequel to either the 2005 movie musical charlie and the chocolate factory or the 1971 movie musical willy wonka & the choclate factory or the 1964 book filled with songs charlie and the chocloate factory was going to be a movie musical, i am going to think you are a bit silly for that. like im sorry you wasted your money but i am looking at you incredulously.

[chipmunkswitnbs]

What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Eleanor is cotton candy Jeanette is Pina Colada Theodore is Chocloate with marshallows Britt is Bubble Gum Alvin is Peanut Butter Simon is French Vanilla

[overandundertarot]

What is the perfect gift to get your friend?

If you need help to finding or thinking about a gift to get your friend, try out this reading. (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)👌

Keep in mind that this is a general reading and not everything in your pile may resonate for you.

Please pick a picture. (1-3)

PILE ONE:

Cards; 9 of pentacles, Queen of cups, 2 of pentacles, The hermit.

The kind of gift that would make your friend happy is one that could help them in their pursuit of self discipline. This person greatly values spiritual or personal development-it could be one of their main goals this year. They like to spend a lof of time alone, most likely an introvert, or they feel called to do so recently. This person may be interested in or practice slow living, liking to appreciate what they have in life and they may have rich and expensive taste for quality and intricately designed things, vintage things. Slowing down, living in the present moment and appreciating and being grateful for what they have, these are their interests. They are quite intuitive as well. You may really value and respect this person. The kind of gift im getting is something that helps them in this pursuit, but also inspires their creativity. Pottery classes? Journals, planners or a course that can develop their interests or themselves. I'm also getting that some of them will appreciate a trip somewhere as a gift.

PILE TWO:

Cards; 9 of wands reversed, 3 of wands reversed, Page of wands.

This person could be quite stressed in their life, the responsibilities of life are weighing them down. For some im getting there could have been a heatrbreak/ job troubles or even the loss of someone dear to them. The kind of gift this person needs is a party, a gathering of friends, to let loose and enjoy themselves. Maybe to spend some time with family- just people who love them, beacuse they need to be reminded that there is still much joy to be had in life. I'm also getting that some of these people a therapy session would be an excellent gift or a self help book that allows them to deal with their grief. For some, a gift that invokes nostalgia would be good too, lika a scrap book.

PILE THREE:

Cards; Queen of wands, Knight of Swords, 2 of swords

Okay so this friend may be the life of the party, they are loud and proud and could be quite sexually outspoken / active as well. This person likes to enjoy life and move freely wherever they want to and life has been kind to them too. I'm getting that you're really quite confused on the matter of what to gift them and honestly if you ask them outright what they want they may be a bit confused too. This person really loves stimulation and is prone to maybe getting bored, and could even be afraid of life losing that spark. They may face a moment of upheaval and introspection in the near future( this is could be from now until like 2 years). There is'nt a perfect gift to give them right now, because they kind of want for nothing? They just wanna have fun, enjoy life right now and not really think about anything too seriously. So a gift a long those lines would be good. Chocloates, flowers, jewelry, parties. some of them would like to go to the strip club 👀 or the kind of gifts that could help them in their personal fun time( if you know what i mean 👀)

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Thank you so much for participating in this reading. Feedback would be much appreciated. ( Tell me if(/how) it resonated, I'd love to know!!)

[drykoolaid]

Imagine being killed by a lesbian robot ahahahha

why are chocolate shavings the best thing ever (11 DAYSSS) also has anyone noticed yeva in this scene? you can see her feet or skmething..

[shardthefuckingwhajje]

astatine is fuckin ridiculous

-theres no residual astatine, only decay products that immediately dissapear quicker than francium

-even synthesized astatine only lives for like 8 hours

-somehow has a use for treating thyroid cancer

-we have never seen it, but we assume its a black (maybe bluish) lusterous metalloid which is absolutely epic

-halogen (cool and epic)

-why do i wanna lick it,,,,shiney spicey metally chocloate

-i fuckin love it

[mlmvoreconfessionals]

Would you mind writing something for O.z from Mo.nster Pr.om? I'm imagining him using his gut to drag his crushes to prom. They might digest before the dance is over, but at least he's not showing up without a date~

I like that idea a lot, so sure!

This is just...embarrassing. The most embarrassing thing O.z has ever had to experience. It's the day of prom, he has his suit and everything, and...he doesn't have a boyfriend! He's been talking to a few guys, leaving his options open, but it's the day of and all of them...all of them turned him down. Now he doesn't have a date! Who goes to prom without a date?! He'll be the laughingstock of the entire school! Maybe he should go into hiding. Disappear, become a NEET or something, escape society and never have to face this!

O.z shakes his head wildly. No, no, no! He can't give up yet! There has to be something he can do. Maybe some flowers? Chocloates? If he just shows them how much they mean to him, they'll definitely want to take him, right? It's not too late! It doesn't have to be! He can...He can...

A deep, low groan rumbles out of O.z's stomach, making him freeze up and look down at it. He gently puts his hand to his flat gut and feels another nasty rumble come from it. He's never felt this hungry before. Maybe it was all the stress..? He should go eat something while he tries to think. He should eat...something...

That's it.

O.z went to prom after all, and in doing so, became the talk of the dance in an instant. He was wearing the nice suit he had picked out weeks in advance, but he didn't have time for any...modifications. That's why the jacket and dress shirt are both left open and his tie is left to hand limply around his neck. Although, most of that was because of his pre-prom binging.

The monster's smooth, black stomach is jutting out before him, grossly engorged with at least several men, the bulges they make shifting and moving around as they try to squirm in the tight confines of the stomach. O.z didn't pay them a whole lot of mind, as if their desperate attempts to escape--or even just find momentary comfort--wasn't a big deal. If anything, he was in a pretty good mood. He came to prom, he has his date(s), and there's no need for him to go off the grid in shame! Sure, having more than one date is a bit...unorthodox, and eating them beforehand probably is, too. But it all works out on a technicality! And if the night goes well, he'll be able to spit them up and maybe they can all have a good laugh about it.

Doing normal prom stuff was a little awkward with such a large gut. He kept bumping it into people and having to apologize when he winds up knocking them down. Getting drinks (he really doesn't have the stomach for snacks right now) was a little hard when his stomach is stretching out farther than his own arms. And he definitely takes up more of the dance floor when he tries dancing with such a large stomach since most people thought it was smart to give the overstuffed O.z a significant breadth to work with. He didn't get to talk to his dates much, either--what little things he could make out were 'Let me out' and 'Oh god, I'm melting!' which didn't make for great conversation. It did a lot to wrack up his nerves, so he made repeated trips to the drink table to slam down a cup of spiked punch. By the fourth one, he was hammered, and there was little chance of survival for his dates at that point.

A stomach, after all, isn't a safe place to store most things, but especially meaty dates to prom. The constant sloshing around as O.z moves about doesn't do much of help them, either. Being on the dance floor a second time, now fueled by alcohol, must have melted down at least two or three of them in the process, and every wet slosh of his stomach doesn't help those that survived it much better. As the night goes on, those detailed bulges become less detailed...and eventually less bulging. O.z winds up belching more and more when he moves around while his guts churn louder than the DJ's music. When he finally takes a break to catch his breath, his stomach is completely round and much smaller than it had been when he walked in. Even so, he never really seemed to notice. It didn't really matter if his dates were alive and kicking or dead and sloshing by this point, and he'd keep enjoying prom with whatever's left of them boiling away.

O.z would have a horrible hangover the next day. He'd think his messy, unkempt suit would mean he got some action that night but...it was mostly like that because his once thin body and ballooned outward in chub after processing about five bachelors in a single night. Prom was too much of a blue for him to remember all the details, though, and whatever clothes or bones were lucky enough to get belched up only vaguely reminded him of who met a grisly end in his stomach. Even if he can't fully recall the greatest night of his life, though, he'd at least have two commemorative photos. One from the start of the night, his gut taking up most of the frame with its distinct bulges, and one at the end of the night, his stomach a round pot belly hanging off his waist while he's blatantly plastered.

At the very least, O.z got to go to prom with his dates. Hopefully, he can find some new ones by next year, though. He's not going to be able to ask them out again.

[kairithemang0]

kaii i made chocloate cake

OMG CAN I HAVE SOME?????

[hattiestgal]

u still doin the ask game? if so, then uhhhhh

1 - 7 - 20 - 28 - 29 - 33 - 40 - 55 - 94 - 100

u don't have to answer the ones u don't want to :3

Oh, this is a fun bunch!

1 - The meaning behind my url:

Ok so there's a biiiit of a story to this one. So back when I was far too young to do it, I made a youtube account in the hopes that someday I could post like gaming videos or art or something, and I had just recently gotten this real neat handmade hat that was supposed to look like an inkling from splatoon's hair from one of my best friends, so I decided that I would surround my "brand" around that! I became "the hatted gamer" (real creative, I know), and my channel banner became poorly drawn mspaint art of me with said hat on, which has stuck ever since. I honestly don't even wanna change it at this point, it means a lot to me. As for where I am now, I kinda just stuck with the whole hat idea, and took on the nicknames Hat and Hattie in online spaces. So when I came to make a blog on here- formally transitioned- I wanted to stick to my roots, while also denoting that I was the hattiest of 'em all!

20 - Height:

5'10"! Eventually though, I'm aiming to be at least 2 ft shorter, ehehe

28 - Favorite ice cream?

Mint Chocloate Chip or Cookie Dough! Though, a good 'ol thing of vanilla is just fine!

29 - One insecurity:

I genuinely mean it when I say my ass isn't fat enough

33 - Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?

I haven't, but I certainly wouldn't mind, ehehe

40 - Have you ever been in a fist fight?

I don't think so, nothing serious that I remember at least. I think the most a confrontation has turned into is tackling. (I dunno if I'd be very good at it, lacking consistent depth perception and all...)

Answered 55 and 94 in in a previous ask...

100 - Give us one thing about you that no one knows.

Hmm.... I've nearly died on 3 occasions.