#chob

[ask-ufpapyrus]

Hehehe

Chad doodles for your guys’ souls

[rastronomicals]

7:13 AM EDT July 10, 2024:

The Chob - "We're Pretty Quick" From the Compilation album   Teenage Shutdown Vol. 4 : I'm A No-Count (October 6, 1998)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

From the semi-notorious series of compilations chronicling 60's garage.

--

[smilestrelstours]

The Best Option Is Chob National Park for Tour

A haven for lovers of wildlife, Chobe National Park is tucked away in Botswana. It has a wide variety of scenery and a wealth of species, such as hippos, lions, and elephants. Take calming river cruises or exhilarating safaris to see the park's natural splendor.

[thisautistic]

Jack chob P'Joke, na!

[tsookieloopie]

CHOB TUMBLR DEBUT!!

My original characters! Joy on the left and Fila on the right 🫶 they’re half-demon twins!

[konigsblog]

Hello, I hope you are having a great day.

I haven't been able to get Slasher König and his reading wife out of my head for days. It's a scenario where he comes home from killing someone and asks his wife if she's proud of him, to which she says yes and some HUGE obscenity ensues.

Also if you can include something like the reader is madly obsessed with how strong König is (especially his arms) and how tall he is.

Thanks 🙇‍♀️

tw; description of murder;

you love his arms, you adore them. the way be wraps them around your neck, putting you in a headlock like you asked, slamming into you while telling you all about the crimes and murders he'd committed. the gore, the disgust that you should've felt. but you couldn't help but be proud him when he comes home drenched in the familiar crimson red liquid, seeping through his clothes and onto his skin.

“my dear, are you proud of me? please, be proud of me, liebling..” he whispered, burying his face into the crook of your neck, lifting you off you feet and letting you wrap your legs around his waist. your hands were behind his neck, sitting on the edge of the kitchen counter tops, sucking and leaving hickeys into your neck as you told him what a good job he'd done.

it was the praise that kept him going. it was the reason why he continued to shove a sharpened knife, a cleaver chobbing up the remains of his victims bloodied bodies, the scent of decomposing filling his nostrils. könig began burning them with acid, leaving them in the ocean, lungs punctured so they wouldn't float.

he'd stripped of your clothes, easing into your wet cunt, lapping at your neck and jaw til he met your lips. his hands remained on the small of your back, the other on your waist. slasher!könig slamming into you over and over again til you both grew close to your high, desperate for release.

the sounds were lustful; pornographic moans and breathy grunts, skin slapping noises filling the silence between your gasps and whines, full balls knocking against your tight ass until theu were tinted pink. filling you with thick and potent semen, pulling out and watching as it oozed from your precious cunny. dragging his tongue along your wetness, flicking your clit whilst eating you out, nose buried in your cunt, something sweet to huff at, instead of the revolting and pungent smell of dead bodies.

[mean-and-serene]

The First Mission Arc in a nutshell

Shoutout to @chobs-art for sending me this meme while we were editing the chapter and making me snort water

[macden]

chob rights?

[wonked-up-in-the-factory]

chob clet...burr..

[mahuhumaling]

"Nagustuhan mo? ...Yung bagong shed?"

"Mm. Nagustuhan ko. Pero... hindi ko sure kung magugustuhan nila."

"Oo naman, no! Nagustuhan ko eh."

you know how the dialogue for this moment in the bus stop scene is scripted to be purposely ambiguous, with how pat asks pran if he liked the new bus stop while the subtext is pat asking pran if he liked him?

well, bad buddy filipino dub's bus stop scene works just as much as the original thai. because "chob" & "gusto" can function as intransitive verbs, while "like" in English can't. it's a transitive verb, it needs an object.

both the thai and filipino dialogue have that space, that pausing, in between the line that leaves room for ambiguity:

"Do you like?"

so pat could mean "Do you like [the bus stop]?" or [me]?"

sadly, english grammar is awkward if you don't put an object, so the word [it] is there.

x. | tagging @fiercynn hehe hi 💖

[fyeah-chanyeol]

241026 Chanyeol's Instagram Story Update BGM: Ponchet - Pee chob not tee so

[renerox]

WYLD! WYLD! WYLD! vol.3 (60’s Garage Rock Party!!!)

. “We’re pretty quick as a matter of fact!” More wyld 60’s punk favorites, more kick ass garage rock fun in this 3rd volume featuring Shady Daze, The Sonics, The Deejays, The Music Machine, The Dan-Dees, The Squires, The Guilloteens, The Chob, The Page Boys, The Moguls, The Avengers – Be A Caveman, Soul Inc, The Bugs, White Lightning, The Four, The Little Boy Blues, Terry Knight & The Pack, The…

[bloodied-dagger]

🐶 What hermits do you watch?

🐱 Who was your first hermit?

🐰 Who is your favourite hermit?

🌕 What is your favourite hermitcraft build?

🌗 Do you have a favourite quote/favourite quotes?

🐝 What is your favourite hermitcraft moment?

🐶 What hermits do you watch? Mustache and Grain mostly, but sometimes I watch scar

🐱 Who was your first hermit? Mumbo I think

🐰 Who is your favourite hermit? Mumbo and Grian. You can't separate those two

🌕 What is your favourite hermitcraft build? Mumbo's season 7 base

🌗 Do you have a favourite quote/favourite quotes? "Does one Chob?" - Rendog

🐝 What is your favourite hermitcraft moment? Any time Mumbo and Iskall interact honestly

[paolojcruz]

Comic Book Punks vs. Authoritarianism

REVIEWS : MUSIC

Are The Ravelos a gimmicky novelty act or legit antidote to frustration with the Duterte regime?

In professional wrestling, there's a term called ‘kayfabe’. That basically means staying in character. It’s sticking to your role, whether it’s an arrogant ladies’ man, a self-righteous environmentalist, or an undead bad-ass. Every action must fit that persona, even when you're being put in a rear naked choke or hit across the back with a steel chair.

In the same way, upstart Manila-based punk act The Ravelos practice kayfabe. According to the band, they're a group of superpowered misfits from the early 1980s. They were transported to 2019 via some kind of portal or wizard’s spell—they're not clear on how exactly it happened. Bottom line: they're here to fight supervillains, and to play three-chord punk songs about the state of The Philippines under President Rodrigo Duterte’s authoritarian rule. That's their story, and they're sticking with it.

The Ravelos first appeared in our timeline circa May this year. A veteran local comic artist (whose name rhymes with Chob Ram) drew an illustration of a punk band whose members were based on Filipino comic book heroes, all created by pioneering artist Mars Ravelo. Singer/guitarist Darnuh Vergara takes her cue from Darna—a transforming superheroine, often mistakenly touted as the Filipina version of Wonder Woman. The original artwork was part of #SigawDarna, an organic fan campaign to reinvent Darna for contemporary sensibilities. The Ravelos are rounded out by vocalist/axeman Flash Bombas, bassist Last Stick Man (inspired by rubber-limbed Lastikman), and drummer Kapitan Barbel (a pastiche of Captain Barbell, a metamorphing hero in the Shazam and henshin mold).

So far, so intriguing. But clever personas and a quirky backstory wouldn't mean a lot if they didn't have the musical skill to back it up. The identities of the actual performers is a poorly kept secret—just go to any of their shows to find out. Reliable sources claim that it may include members of seasoned independent acts like The Male Gaze, Cheats, and Boy Elroy. 

As for the songs? Well, listen to “Anuna?” (“Now What?”) for yourself:

Despite the raw-sounding mix (which may yet be another layer of their meta punk gimmick), it's clear they have legit grievances about very real issues. In the opening verse, Darnuh wails: 

Walang tubig! (No water!) Walang kuryente! (No electricity!) Walang tulog! (No sleep!) Walang diskarte! (No way out!)

It's a straightforward hit list of problems that Filipinos of all backgrounds can relate to. Then Flash responds: 

Saan napupuntang mga buwis? (Where do our taxes go?) Bakit ba tayo nagtitiis? (Why do we put up with this?) 

It's a familiar refrain, in a year marked by water shortages, rolling blackouts, and a relatively volatile economic mood.

Despite its cheeky title, “Sino Bang Tatay Mo?” (loosely “Who's Yr Daddy?”), it appears to lament kids who’ve been orphaned by the state’s questionable drug war. Meanwhile, “Asan Na Si Bantay?” calls out Duterte’s puppy-like stance towards Beijing in the country's territorial dispute with China over the West Philippine Sea.

It's worth asking: why use made-up personas to express valid political statements? A more unfavorable critic might accuse the band of performing “wokeness” for the sake of it. Especially when their manager/”hype man” Deeng reads almost the same prepared spiels off his tablet during each show. At the very least, it's a risky move in a sub/culture that pays so much lip service to authenticity. 

However, it's difficult to fault the band after seeing the groups they've supported. In July alone, they’ve played at shows for groups committed to holding the government accountable for its violations. A few weeks ago, the Ravelos rocked out at a launch for Sauron, a comic zine documenting the massacre of organized farm workers in Negros. They followed that up with a gig supporting KOLATERAL—Sandata’s rap concept album, based on street-level data about state-approved vigilante killings. 

Even with the four-color alter-egos, The Ravelos’ act has the tacit blessing of groups who’ve done hands-on grassroots work with farmers and urban poor communities. That sounds pretty damn punk rock to me. 

[pigeonriot]

29 19 39 6 91 44 77 for the ask gameee <33

ohhh, so many!!! thank you<33

29: "Broken Bones" by Anti-Flag (i liked it more when i started listening to it, its still a good song but sometimes Anti-Flag goes too much into pop tunes for me lmao

19: "Land Down Under" by Leftöver Crack (honestly, SUCH A GOOD COVER, i like the vibe so much better than from the original)

39: "Free Money" by Patti Smith (UGHHHH THE VOICEEEE, SO GOOD)

6: "We're Pretty Quick" by the Chob (idk this just scratches my brain so well gdfhdfhgdf

91: "I'm Waiting For The Man" by The Velvet Underground, Nico (a bit suprised that one made the list lol)

44: "Soup is Good Food" by Dead Kennedys (as i said, punk classic, great song!)

77: "What's Important" by Beat Happening (i think that one is in my vibing playlist lol)

ask me abt my top 100 spotify wrapped!

[roleoverplaydead]

Chob is hoping for more snacks