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[buckysmischief]

Mission Report: Laundry Day

Bucky Barnes x reader

Summary: You and Bucky have been secretly dating for over a year, what will it finally take for the others to find out?

Word Count: 900

Warnings: language, loads of fluff 

AN: this is for @chloerinebarnes 200 writing challenge, the prompt is in bold. i hope y'all like it! & thank you @perpetually-tuned-out for always helping me out when i need you!

Masterlist

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“Everyone go get cleaned up and meet back here in an hour. Fury will be waiting to hear about the mission.”

Steve gave his orders and you, Sam and Bucky went to clean all the dirt and sweat off. Not twenty minutes later Bucky is sneaking into your room like always.

No one knew about you and Bucky’s relationship, it was something you both wanted to keep secret for a few months. But before you both knew it a year had passed and no one figured it out, so you both decided to see how long it would take your friends to figure it out.

“There’s no way you showered that fast” you walk out of the bathroom to see Bucky shirtless, looking through a pile of clothes.

“Have you seen my hoodie? The black one-”

“With the dark gray hood and sleeves? Yeah, you left it the other night. It’s in the closet, I washed it for you.”

He walks over and gives you a kiss, “You’re the best, babe.”

“Yeah, yeah. Don’t sweet talk me. What do you want?”

“Why do I gotta want somethin? Why can’t I just tell you how amazing you are, huh?”

“I was just kidding, now go, I gotta get ready.”

Not long after Bucky left, you walk to the kitchen and find him, Sam and Steve already there. You’re not sure what they’re arguing about, but you can tell it’s nothing serious.

“You boys are going to have to get over your history and just get married one day” you laugh while sitting next to Steve, who is trying not to laugh himself.

“Yeah well, History is just full of dumbass people. World War One for example.” Sam says, gesturing to Bucky.

Steve can’t hold back his laughter anymore and loses it, “How old do you think he is?”

“I was one when that war ended you dumbass” Bucky somehow responds in his fit of laughter.

“You’re both dumbasses, now let's go meet Fury before we’re late.” you state, walking to the conference room.

Fury walks in right after the four of you sit down and the meeting takes place.

There had been rumors that HYDRA was setting up in South America, so Fury sent the four of you to check it out. After landing in Rio, you split into two teams. You and Bucky were to run surveillance while Steve and Sam got familiar with the area.

It has been a week and it seemed to be the rumors were just that, rumors. For the past six months you had been all over the globe, studying each city for something off in attempts to finally end HYDRA.

You had asked Steve once “How will we know when this mission is over for good? They hid in plain sight for how many years until DC?” to which he replied, “That’s why we follow up on every tip and rumor we hear, you never know when they’ll decide they want to be seen.”

Steve was finally wrapping things up with Fury when you noticed Bucky trying to get your attention but you ignore his advances. He was probably trying to get you to help him prank Sam when this was all over, they were currently in a prank war and Sam was winning. The two shake hands and you are all dismissed.

“This prank war is dumb and I want nothing to do with it” you say, walking back to the kitchen.

“It’s not dumb, it’s an art” of course Sam feels that way.

“No, it’s dumb. Who is helping me make dinner tonight?”

Thankfully it was Steve who volunteered, he was the only one yet to ruin a meal. Bucky and Sam are walking toward the kitchen island when Sam continues, “Okay, it’s a little dumb. But not as dumb as Steve looks when he’s trying to flirt with Nat.”

It’s true, Steve was terrible at it, but it wasn’t exactly his fault. He was a gentleman about it and made his intentions very clear. But Nat, who you love very much, was an asshole. She liked Steve too, but her ability to make everything into an innuendo without trying would inevitably make Steve blush and trip over his words.

“Hey man, Wanda does the same thing to you.” Bucky defends Steve, but that doesn’t stop Sam.

“Oh and I should get Mr. Relationships advice, right?” wait, what did he say?

You lock eyes with Bucky for a moment before he asks, “What is that supposed to mean?”

“You and YN are dating,” Sam teased, “it’s obvious. She’s been wearing your clothes and doing your laundry for a month now.”

You and Bucky looked at each other and couldn’t help but laugh. “I told you you wearing my hoodies would be obvious!”

“Fuck that, they think we’ve only been dating a month!”

Sam and Steve looked at each other in complete confusion, which only made you and Bucky laugh more.

“We’ve been dating for over a year,” you said, “and you only caught on a month ago? He sleeps in my room at least three nights a week.”

“Wait, what? How did none of us notice?”

“Probably because everyone is wrapped up in missions and trying to get in their own relationships,” Bucky pulled you close to him, giving you a kiss, “and now that everyone knows I can finally do that.”

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[stuckonjbbarnes]

Season of the Witch {One Shot}

This is for @chloerinebarnes​‘s 200 Writing Challenge. I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS

Prompt: "This is why you don't use an ouija board." Pairing: Sam x OC Warnings: Demon, they say Hell a lot...

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"Monroeeeee." She hears the static crackle of rapidly changing radio channels. "MO-NR-OOE"

"ZOZO ENOUGH." She frowns, rubbing at her eyes and attempting to wake up.

As she stumbles to the common room, a vase goes flying nearly hitting her in the chest. Using her telekinesis to set it back on the pedestal, she continues walking. It had been a week since she last consulted the Ouija board and the gang were bound to be back from their mission at any time. Monroe had no idea how to explain what is going on.

"Zozo, could you like chill for a minute and at least...like point out what is wrong?" Groaning, she moves into the kitchen for a cup of coffee. 

"No...this is not Sokovia, you dumb demon." Cabinets fly open around her. "I'm sorry...We are in New York."

Her ouija board flies across the kitchen floor, skidding to a halt in front of her. Monroe stares for a moment and it dawns on her. She fucked up. Oh she really really fucked up. Wanda was going to kill her. Zozo wished he could kill her. Sam...well her boyfriend was never gonna let her live this one down.

"Just...relax. I'll fix it. But I need someone else to help or you're gonna stay stuck. Be patient my friend." Monroe mutters, testing the bitter coffee and pouring in more flavored creamer.

Settling into the sofa, she cracks open a grimoire and sips her coffee. Monroe is so engrossed in the section on divination that she nearly misses the sound of the quinjet landing. But Zozo heard it and a potted plant is flying down the hallway, crashing before she can will it back to it's spot in the living room.

"Zozo, what part of relax is so HARD for you?!" Monroe groans, attempting to clean up the mess.

"Clumsy as always sister?" Pietro asks, walking in with Wanda and Vision at his tail.

"You know me, big brother. Always tripping into things." She rolls her eyes, manifesting a new pot for the plant and getting the last of the dirt compacted.

"Leave her alone Pietro." Wanda chides, stopping to help clean up the shattered pottery.

Monroe hears something else thump, both she and Wanda look up to see Pietro picking up one of the recliners and vision floating a bit, looking nervous.

"Clumsy as always big brother?" She teases and he glares, brushing himself off.

"No using powers against family, Monroe." He grumbles.

"I didn't...did you Wanda?" But her twin is by Vision talking to him in hushed tones.

He looks at her and she squints, wondering if he senses Zozo. The super soldier portion of the Cap Trio walk in, looking from one Maximoff to the next and wondering what they missed. Nat pushes them out of her way and settles on the couch. The guys attempt to do the same, except Bucky stops and turns grabbing Steve by the neck with his metal hand. Vision just barely manages to pull Bucky away before he can crush Steve's neck.

"Wanda what the hell?!" Steve yells, moving a good distance from Bucky, who is staring at his arm in confusion.

"I would never do that." She frowns, sitting next to Natasha.

"Pietro."

"I can't physically do that." He shrugs, glancing at Monroe.

"Monroe, why would you–" Bucky begins but is cut off as Vision hurtles into the wall.

"It's not me!" She cries, trying to keep an eye on Zozo's shadow.

Before she can spot it, recliners flip, the TV turns on blaring whatever program at 100 volume, Natasha and Wanda are both on their feet running to Vision. Steve and Bucky are screaming and attempting to cower behind the couch, until it flips behind them leaving them as open targets.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" Pietro shouts attempting to slow time to no avail.

"Would you guys all SHUT UP. I am going to fix this. DAMN." Monroe yells, cutting everyone off. Even the demon has flipped the TV back off. "Zozo ENOUGH. Go back to my room now."

There's a quiet and everyone is staring at her, breathing hard. She knows she’s in deep shit and begins thinking of a way to explain that doesn't sound like she is an idiot...even though she is because she messed up with a demon.

"What did you do, baby girl?" Sam walks into the room, making a bee-line for Wanda and leaning in to kiss her cheek.

"Wanda!" She blocks his face with her hand.

"Not Wanda." Monroe lifts her hand, Wanda looks between her and Sam with the same bemused expression that is probably on her own face.

"I...uh, anyways. What did you do Monroe?" He asks, rubbing the back of his neck, looking over the destroyed living room and coming over to plant a quick kiss on your mouth.

"I...forgot to say bye to my Ouija Board...and the demon that lives inside it is throwing a tantrum because he can't go scare other idiots playing with Ouija." The couch flips back over, nearly knocking Steve and Bucky over. "I HATE YOU TOO. You are being SO dramatic."

She watches Zozo's shadowy form retreat down the hall. The rest of the team starts moving the furniture back into place. Muttering who is Zozo and what is Zozo. Monroe takes Sam's hand and pull him towards her room.

“This is why you don’t use an ouija board, Monroe." He sighs, giving her hand a squeeze and stopping to watch from the doorway.

"Yeah yeah, Sam. Get over here and say goodbye with me."

"Why do I have to help? You were the one playing with an ouija board."

"Zozo AND I ARE PALS...Right Zozo?" She asks the demon, who is taking residence in the corner of her room. An empty coffee mug flies at Sam and she easily brushes it aside with a flick of her wrist. 

"See. He just doesn't like you guys..."

"Why do you need me though, babygirl?" Sam asks, sitting and looking around but unable to see the shadowy figure.

"Duh, baby...never play with an ouija board by yourself...it's a rule." Monroe rolls her eyes and sets his fingers on the planchette, adding herur own and brushing his.

"Isn't saying good bye...a rule." He quips and she hisses.

"That's what we're doing now." 

"By all means..." Sam watches Monroe and follows as she circles the planchette over the board.

"Thank you for a miserable week Zozo. It has been fun having a demon running around while all my friends were working. But we release you now. Go forth and scare the hell out of children. Goodbye."

"Goodbye." Sam echoes and she sees Zozo's shadow get sucked back into the board. Monroe sits there a moment and locks eyes with Sam. He's got a wild look in his eye and she realizes....he saw the shadow on the board. Their fingers are touching on the planchette. He saw through herr eyes...and yet, he doesn't mention it. He seems pretty okay about it, honestly. 

"You know...when I started dating an identical twin...I expected some crazy shit. I just didn't expect this much..." Sam wiggles his fingers.

"This much what?" She raises a brow.

"Witchy-woo?"

"Baby...it's the Season of the Witch." She laughs as everything settles and he wraps her in his arms. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

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