#chit chat.

[professor-ruckus]

"To the person who sent me an ask, asking to touch my hair, and calling me 'baby'..."

"Get the fuck away from me."

"Immediately."

"Do not send me shit like this. I like women, do NOT insist."

"Get off my blog, or I SWEAR, you will become a CHEW TOY for my dog."

"I deleted your ask, as it made me feel disgusting."

"CONSIDER THIS YOUR ONE AND ONLY WARNING."

-Riley.

[joeyclaire]

[tri-punisher]

hi. did you know australia has a fairywren species called the superb fairywren

and another species called the splendid fairywren

...and one called the lovely fairywren

[lesbiancapybara]

“Every lesbian dresses like a McElroy” “Every lesbian dresses like one of the Animaniacs” actually every lesbian dresses like a character from Gravity Falls

[giotanner]

Sgt John "Soap" MacTavish and Sgt Kyle "Gaz" Garrick post-mission finds themselves in a pub near the English countryside, still with their full kit on. Let it not be said around they are lightweight when it comes to drinking

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[mathysphere]

I know what I desperately want to stitch in the new year... but it requires... research

[baby-yongbok]

Late - Bang Chan Hard Thought

WC - 472

✧ Masterlist ✧

“Baby, baby.” Chris bites his tongues in a futile attempt to suppress another moan. “We’re gonna be late. Shit, we’re already late.” 

You only spare him a doe eyed glance up from where you’re kneeling between his legs. Your lips are stretched around him, lipstick smeared over the lines and your hair frizzy from where his hands have found purchase to keep himself grounded. “You already - fuck, you already made me cum.” 

His sentences are broken into breathy fragments as you bob your head over him. His head is thrown back with another skilled swirl of your tongue while his fingers dig into the blanket you gifted him today. You pull off of him with a lewd pop, taking his throbbing length in your hand.

“Are you complaining about getting head? On your birthday?” You spit down onto the head of his cock, spreading the slick with your palm to mix with his dribbling precum. “I thought you’d like it.” You fake a pout and he groans, bucking his hips into your hand.

“I’m not, I'm not.” His knuckles are white in the soft fabric, his feet are sore from pressing into the soles of his shoes and his cock is sensitive. So much so that the faintest tickle of your exhale has him whining above you. “We have dinner, the guys are waiting.” 

You nod, sticking your tongue out to tease his tip. He watches, stuttering a bit at the start of his sentence. “We have to go.” Chris sucks in an inhale so sharp it could’ve cut him when you welcome his sex back into the warmth of your mouth. 

He groans, ending it in a breathless whine as you sink him back into the warm wet space inch by perfect inch. You take all of him, sinking down until he hits the back of your throat and you choke around his pulsing tip. “Fucking hell.” His hands are in your hair again, fisting the curly tresses to keep you down to the hilt. 

“Look at me.” His request is choked out but coherent and you follow it immediately. Your teary eyes find his and he nearly loses his bearings. “You’re so pretty with a mouth full of my cock.” 

He speaks as though he’s admiring a reminiscent memory. Like he’s imagining every other time he’s ever had you like this, on your knees in a pretty dress in your disheveled bedroom. “We’re already late.” He pulls you up ever so slightly by your hair only to guide you back down at the same pace. A small sigh floats past his parted lips as he watches with furrowed brows. A single tear escapes your lash line and he wipes it away with his thumb while admiring the pretty glisten of your auburn eyes.

“Might as well make me cum again.”

I haven't been able to write ANY birthday posts since Binnie's birthday week but I couldn't let Chan's day go by without trying to do SOMETHING. - Happy Birthday to my first bias and best leader <3

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[enselius]

[raekensluver]

ᴍʏ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ʙᴏʏ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏɴᴛʜ — ᴀᴜɢᴜsᴛ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ

sᴘᴇɴᴄᴇʀ ʀᴇɪᴅ (ᴍᴀᴛᴛʜᴇᴡ ɢʀᴇʏ ɢᴜʙʟᴇʀ)

[itstimeforstarwars]

Did not find what i wanted on ao3. Did not find what I wanted on ffnet. Clicked on wattpad and then immediately decided I’m not that desperate actually.

[koenigami]

saw this tiktok where girly said that she dated a fucking doctor who would c*m in his pants while making out with her

the comment section did not pass the vibe check

[professor-ruckus]

How do you guys come up with rhymes so easily? I figured it would be alot more difficult withought planning it beforehand(heck, I find it difficult even after planning ahead).

Hah, skill issue-

That's rich coming from someone who had to search up words that rhyme with has.

...Touché

"Well, it's somewhat simple, really. We were born to rhyme, and so rhyme we do, no matter how silly."

"Sure, it gets.. troublesome, at times, but not to do so would be considered a crime."

"Thankfully for me, I have quite the vocabulary, so rhyming comes somewhat easily!~"

"I can't say the same for some buffoons in this place..."

"Anywho... I apologize for my silence. I've been quite caught up with.. ah.. well, science-"

-Riley.

[joeyclaire]

[tri-punisher]

what the fuck is this thing

[sully-s]

Space And Earth Chat

Bruce: Will you watch when the sun swallows the earth? Clark: Bruce, that's in five billion years Bruce: ... Clark: No Bruce: I would Clark: Morbid Bruce. Bruce: I understand why you wouldn't- Clark: I wouldn't becuase I won't let it happen. Bruce: It's physics Clark, you can't stop it. Clark: I can. Bruce: How? You're going to feed it more hydrogen? Clark: Sure, why not. I am a farmer's son.

[lesbiancapybara]

woag. are youguys seeing this