In a Modern!AU Kai definitely once did a quick run to the store in nothing but sweatpants. Everyone was too intimidated to mention it or refuse him service- a man that disheveled is a man with too much on his mind.
I poorly describe villains from different franchises I like (2)
Anthropomorphic snow leopard with daddy issues wanted to be the greatest warrior of all time, but was imprisoned and killed in the end
Literal diesel engine tried to kill train god and commit mass genocide over all steam engines
Dysfunctional dictator gem family wanted to conquer the entire galaxy, until they learned that they could resolve their family issues and not take over the galaxy
Sadist megalomaniac lord wanted to control the whole universe, baptizing those who opposed him in Mountain Dew™️ to control them
I knew I wasn’t going crazy. The junior novel says nothing about Chip being Fish’s mother and addresses her as he the entire time, as though it’s a crime to have a woman co-captain a ship! Unless this is DreamWorks’ attempt to make a character transgender and it failed big time, I am very confused.
The Punny name just pisses me off, so I’m just going to call Chip “Mommy” and Fish “Cap’n Fish”!
And now for some headcanons!
Cap’n Fish’s birth parents were very negligent to their only son. Probably not on purpose though, since they gave birth to several girl baby eggs too. One day, Cap’n wandered too far from his family and even took a breath of land air for the first time. Not a good choice when there are lots of predators under the sea who know a baby can’t defend himself, not to mention lots of birds.
This is where Mommy comes in. Seeing the baby in grave danger, she swooped down, dove her beak down in the water before a seagull could get him and dropped him into an unoccupied bucket. After a polite ‘Thank you,’ Mommy adopted him.
Cap’n learned the delicate language of Pelican five days after being adopted. He was a very fast learner.
Mommy was born and raised in France. It wasn’t until a big war happened there that she was evacuated to China and decided to settle down there.
Chip’s full name is Chipelle. When she realized what her son’s name and her name sounded like together, she legally changed her name to Mommy.
Yes, Mommy is transgender.
Mommy can lecture Cap’n with one big squawk. Pelican language has different dialects, and it’s easy to tell when she’s ticked off.
Cap’n’s an aquaholic. Too much drinking water can give him the same sensation of drunkenness that mammals get when they overdo alcohol.
No, Cap’n and Mommy did NOT take up dancing after the events of Kung Fu Panda 4 like the Junior novel says! They love their ship too much to entirely abandon it.
.@ChipFu Returns With "Like Us" Ahead Of Upcoming EP
New York-based Rapper/Educator Chip Fu of the legendary Fu-Schnickens is making a return to the music in a major way. Having taken himself away from the limelight for quite some time, and is returning to the scene with new energy. With a new EP on the way, he’s gearing up with, “Like Us“.
Co-Produced with Bird On The Beat Productions, Chip Fu returns to the scene with an ode to the Boom Bap era.…
“ ✿ ” for hua cheng & fu yao, im super curious if you have anything
HUA CHENG & FU YAO.
Specifically speaking as Fu Yao, there's a constant frustration to any interaction because there are many things that are not said, made all the frustrating by the i know that you know scenario he is caught in. So when it comes to Hua Cheng, he makes himself far more easily angered, and ignited simply because he's already exposed and experiencing a cocktail of emotions. Things that might othwerwise roll off his back stick sharply and he reacts all the more easily to the Ghost King's taunts.
Honestly I think there's an undercurrent of envy there. Hua Cheng is free to act as he wishes, is never shamed by acting as he wishes, does not care for public opinion and how that changes by going against the flow. At least from his perception. He's resolute and does not waver. That's a strength Fu Yao can't match. And so every smug smile or callous remark thrown his way is a reminder that the Ghost King knows it. And he boils for it.
↪SEND “ ✿ ” FOR 2 HEADCANONS FOR OUR MUSES’ RELATIONSHIP. // @intcritus
Starshadow Skystalker learns "Kung Fu" to "Kirk Fu" to D'vana
Long story, basically I learned Kung Fu at the Kung Fu Awesomeness Academy, the place where Po... I mean... I met Mantis and those Seth Rogens for the first time:
I owe DreamWorks I mean... I met Skipper and Penguins including Jimbo. And then I learned Kung Fu, then I met T'Lyn for having the second Phase: Kirk Fu. And this is how D'Vana demonstrates:
And I did! I learned Kung Fu! But the others: They reacted me