#chine/duvall

[wereshrew-admirer]

The Figure goes to Phrygian for some rest and relaxation and what do they get? Chine and Duvall and the Baby, (mostly) tragedy free!

[available as a PDF for easy viewing]

EDIT (01/30/24): updated to correct some missing dialogue!

This year's secret samol for @thelostlarrikin! I chose to combine two of his prompts (queerplatonic Figure&Phrygian + "Chine, It, and Duvall being a cute weird family"), and hopefully delivered (I, like Phrygian, don't always know what counts as "cute".. but i think i've got a handle on weird!)

content warnings for: body horror (not treated as horror), reference to past trauma and shitty (read: homo/transphobic) family member(s)

[arwainian]

Happy Secret Samol! this is my gift for @kavinskysdick

the funny summary: Chine invents chewing gum

the tonally correct summary: Chine considers what they want from Duvall, while teasing and flirting with him in a uniquely Chine way

[dancy-nrew]

A dance aboard the Jade Moon, a dance a long time ago in some other place… (happy secret samol @wereshrew-admirer !!)

[onlyghosting]

have some country love songs! i promise they're good!

[vforvalensa]

Happy Secsam!

This is my piece for @wronghanded based on the Sangfielle post-mortem question about the Blackwick Group's gas station snacks.

[eclecticopposition]

give meee... headcanons about the Sangfielle friends in the most boring AU you can imagine like. idk. office Sangfielle. grocery store Sangfielle. they all work at a movie theater. whatever sounds mundane as hell and you have Thoughts about :3

okay tumblr ate my fucking answer the first time. let's try this again.

the thing about these guys is that no matter how mundane you make it, they can make anything into a situation. that's just the guys they are. so we put them in a Walmart.

Marn is an employee with a great customer service voice. She's keeping it together in the face of some truly wild statements and requests. One man keeps asking for frootie hooties, a brand of cereal that he insists is real and everyone is just refusing to sell to him, and she's spent twenty minutes trying to tell him that they just don't have it in stock

Lye and Es are having an animated conversation in the clothing area, where she is examining various colorful dresses and he is distractedly picking things off of nearby shelves and putting them back down. The conversation started at how they got kicked out of dayward yve's novelty store and is now about whether stealing should be more or less of a crime than manslaughter, because it's not as bad as killing but it is on purpose. People are trying not to pay attention to them. Eventually they are asked to leave, at which point it is revealed that lye has about two hundred dollars worth of items in his pockets and es has some candles she liked and a new pair of shoes in hers. They are both barred from Walmart.

Duvall hates it here. It's loud, he hates the lights, the aisles make no sense, he can't find anything he's looking for, and people keep coming up to him to ask him where things are. He doesn't even work here. Why do people assume he works here? He's not even wearing any Walmart merchandise. Is that what it's called when you're an employee? Merchandise? Well, it's what it would be called if he wears it, which he never will, because he doesn't work here and never wants to. Have a nice day ma'am.

Pickman is slowly marching her way through the aisles one at a time, peering at her shopping list and holding a tiny shopping basket in one hand. She has to be very careful not to knock the shelves over sometimes. Just trying to get groceries. People are nervously avoiding her. Says "Hey, you" to some poor employee to ask where the milk and cigarettes are. Just grunts at everything else. When she's at the checkout, the guy there asks "Did you find everything you're looking for?", and she just says "No." and leaves

Chine comes out of the bathroom with a live rat in his hand. People scream. The manager finally comes up to him like "Sir, you can't have rats in here." They say "Oh, she's not mine. She was just having trouble opening the door." Gets a big meat on the bone at the deli and nothing else. When he asks how much it costs, they just say it's on the house and try to get him to leave as soon as possible. They go like "Oh, really? Are you sure? I have some money." and sound surprised but pleased, like they're being done a personal favor. The employees insist. He's like "Alright, thanks!" and then asks the rat if she wants anything

[rancidmice]

i’m so glad the he/him lesbian lyke truthers r alive and well because by episode 10 of sangfielle i was convinced it was lesbians all the way down

[fiovske]

what do u MEAN chine is dead but he HAUNTS duvall...

[ernestinapickman]

What is a Hunter? Whatever the Blackwick group is, I think

Nen ability thoughts under the cut!!

Pickman is an Enhancer whose main power is Big Gun. It's very short range but very effective. She also enhances her armor for extra defense.

Duvall is a Manipulator, or are the bugs the Manipulators? Similarly to Ponzu, he and the bugs protect each other. Unlike Ponzu, he stores them in his body rather than his hat.

Lyke has a large suite of powers a la Kurapika, but his main one is his ability to conjure portals to random places. Watch out though! One of those places has a God that eats people in it.

Virtue is an Emitter whose aura, when she releases it, takes the form of Darling Malice. She's also a vampire, but that's unrelated.

Es is the Nen residual Nen of a dead Manipulator (consensually) piloting the body of a non-Nen user. She specializes in manipulating body parts, her own and other people's.

Marn started out as a Nen genius. Her main thing is fixing tools. When she mends something, it becomes more useful and durable than it was before it was broken. She also has a knack for picking up new skills quickly without much practice.

Chine is a Transmuter who spec'd into Enhancement in order to be able to eat whatever he wants. When he eats something, his aura gains its properties.

Hazard is a Specialist and Nen exorcist who is able to swap out any Nen effect on them or another person for another random effect by having the target draw a card. Sometimes this ability is helpful. Sometimes it very much is not.

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Who is the Sexiest Fictional Podcast Character?

After receiving 219 submissions for 152 characters from 52 podcasts and a round of preliminaries, we have our brackets!*

*20 characters from the podcast Welcome to Night Vale will appear later in a Night Vale-only bracket.

Round 1:

Scripted Bracket

Isabel Lovelace (Wolf 359) vs Cyrille (5 Minuten Harry Podcast)

Krejjh (The Strange Case of Starship Iris) vs Lady Ethel Mallory (Hello From The Hallowoods)

Lord Arum (The Penumbra Podcast: Second Citadel) vs The Witch Queen A.K.A. Daughter Dooley (Old Gods of Appalachia

Warren Kepler (Wolf 359) vs Ashley "Ash" Ramis (Georgie Romero is Done For)

Brutus Feels (Kane and Feels) vs Shan (SPINES)

Sir Caroline (The Penumbra Podcast: Second Citadel) vs The Dragon Narrator (Unseen)

Alé (The Penumbra Podcast: Second Citadel) vs Hester/The Narrator (Within The Wires: Season 1)

Thistle/The Woman (Alice Isn't Dead) vs Sam Bailey (The Sheridan Tapes)

Peter Nureyev (The Penumbra Podcast: Juno Steel) vs Butt (Pounded In The Butt By My Own Podcast: Episode 1)

Alice (Alice Isn't Dead) vs Diggory Graves (Hello From the Hallowoods)

Antigone Funn (Wooden Overcoats) vs Ryan Dallas (EOS 10)

Martin Blackwood (The Magnus Archives) vs Galileo (Let's Make A Music)

Lucifer Kane (Kane and Feels) vs Gin (Story Break: Heaven Heist)

Amaryllis of Exile (The Penumbra Podcast: Second Citadel) vs Mabel Martin (Mabel)

Pilot Pereya (The Penumbra Podcast: Juno Steel) vs Hester Oleta (Within The Wires: Season 1)

Strelitzia (Additional Postage Required) vs Harold "HBD" Bastion Demetrius (The Soft-Boiled Detective)

Akmazian (EOS 10) vs Everyone from The Strange Case of Starship Iris

Damien (The Bright Sessions) vs Mari Datuin (Hi Nay)

Count Dracula (Re: Dracule) vs Static Man (Archive 81)

Dragana Vukovic (The White Vault) vs Elias Bouchard (The Magnus Archives)

Agnes Montague (The Magnus Archives) vs Vega Rex (Vega: A Sci-Fi Adventure Podcast!)

Mina Murray (Re: Dracula) vs Nicholas Waters (Archive 81)

Mark Bryant (The Bright Sessions) vs Laura (Hi Nay)

Georgie Crusoe (Wooden Overcoats) vs Kate Burnham (The Bridge)

Keisha (Alice Isn't Dead) vs SAYER (SAYER)

Chance Sequoyah (The Penumbra Podcast) vs Yaretzi (Hello From The Hallowoods)

Buddy Aurinko (The Penumbra Podcast: Juno Steel) vs Dane (Dreamboy)

Sadie Doyle (Thrilling Adventure Hour: Beyond Belief) vs Hera (Wolf 359)

Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives) vs The CryptoNaturalist (The CryptoNaturalist)

Rita (The Penumbra Podcast: Juno Steel) vs Lou (Archive 81)

Dr. Joan Bright (The Bright Sessions) vs Ashvin Beeharee (Hi Nay)

Renée Minkowski (Wolf 359) vs Clara Page (Who is Aldrich Kemp)

Unscripted Bracket

Pickman (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle) vs The Shadow Man ('Til Death Do Us Blart)

Beacon (The Adventure Zone: Amnesty vs Glenn Close (Dungeons and Daddies)

Oscar Wilde (Rusty Quill Gaming) vs Grand Magnificent (Friends at the Table: Twilight Mirage)

Taako (The Adventure Zone: Balance) vs Bathin (Stella Firma)

Lup (The Adventure Zone: Balance) vs Sago Glegg (Rotating Heroes: Arc 6)

Sans Undertale (Interstitial: Our Hearts Intertwined: Authority) vs M. Leopold Duvall (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle)

Duck Newton (The Adventure Zone: Amnesty) vs Chine (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle)

Tryst Valentine (Campaign: Star Wars) vs Mini Smithson (Chapter and Multiverse: Masks)

Gable (Campaign: Skyjacks) vs Hector Hu (Friends at the Table: Bluff City)

Michael (The Adventure Zone: Dust) vs Nicky Close (Dungeons and Daddies

Zolf Smith (Rusty Quill Gaming) vs Fourteen Fifteen (Friends at the Table: Twilight Mirage)

Coco Cashmere (Hey Riddle Riddle) vs Trexel Geistman (Stella Firma)

Killian Fangbattle (The Adventure Zone: Balance) vs Henrietta Salm (Pest Control: Fate)

Kalvin Brnine (Friends at the Table: PALISADE) vs Lye "Lyke" Lichen (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle)

Indrid Cold (The Adventure Zone: Amnesty) vs Rigour (Friends at the Table: COUNTER/Weight)

Chunt (Hello From The Magic Tavern) vs Suvirin Kedberiket (Worlds Beyond Number: The Wizard, The Witch, and the Wild One)

Tender Sky (Friends at the Table: Twilight Mirage) vs Pox (NeoScum)

The Firbolg (The Adventure Zone: Graduation) vs Ron Stampler (Dungeons and Daddies)

Azu (Rusty Quill Gaming) vs Hadrian (Friends at the Table: Seasons of Hieron)

Moonshine Cybin (Not Another D&D Podcast: Bahumia) vs Caspian (Just Roll With It: Riptide)

Amber Gris (The Adventure Zone: Ethersea) vs Jens Lyndelle (Not Another D&D Podcast: Trinvyvale)

Perennial (Friends at the Table: PARTIZAN and PALISADE) vs Throndir (Friends at the Table: Seasons of Hieron)

Nadiya Jones (The Adventure Zone: Commitment) vs Ibex (Friends at the Table: COUNTER/Weight)

Cassander Timaeus Berenice (Friends at the Table: COUNTER/Weight) vs Tech Wizard (NeoScum)

Vermillion "Milli" Blue (Friends at the Table: PARTIZAN) vs Dak Rambo (NeoScum)

Rainer (The Adventure Zone: Graduation) vs Mercedes Oak-Garcia (Dungeons and Daddies)

Thisbe (Friends at the Table: PARTIZAN and PALISADE) vs Echo Reverie (Friends at the Table: Twilight Mirage)

Kravitz (The Adventure Zone: Balance) vs Henry Hogfish (Not Another D&D Podcast)

Aubrey Little (The Adventure Zone: Amnesty) vs Glenfyr "Glen" Gladewyn (Not Another D&D Podcast

Cel Sidebottom (Rusty Quill Gaming) vs Adelaide Tristé (Friends at the Table: Seasons of Hieron)

Kardala (The Adventure Zone: Commitment) vs Jacqui Green (Friends at the Table: COUNTER/Weight)

Hella Varal (Friends at the Table: Seasons of Hieron) vs (Former) Confessor Bartholomew Lamentations (The Unexplored Places: Ruin's Gate)

[cerastes-fr]

Anyway speaking of bugs I think it's time to bombard you all with my FATT Sangfielle fan outfits (the lazy man's fandragon) From left to right, top to bottom: Duvall (#2353210), Lye Lychen (#2353203), Chine (#2353190), Virtue Mondegreen (#2353180), Hazard (#2167026), Es (#1972483), Marn Ancura (#1972480), and Pickman (#1972472)

[fattsexyperson]

friends at the table sexyperson tournament one: PCs

these are ordered vaguely by player. unfortunately there is not a power of 2 number of PCs so some characters, like Clem and Lem, Hazard and Virtue, Duvall and Thisbe, etc will have to go through one more round of voting than everyone else. this is unavoidable

round one:

Pickman v Kalar Anakalar

Clem v Lem

Valence v Chine

Throndir v Sige Coleburn

Duvall v Thisbe

Es v Fero Feritas

Phrygian v Lye Lychen

Fantasmo v Ephrim

Hazard v Virtue Mondegreen

Tender Sky v Marn Ancura

[vforvalensa]

The creepy little freaks of sangfielle are fun to draw

[ao3feed-friendsatthetable]

Catch the Sun

by r0ryy

Chine and Duvall spend some time together, after everything.

Words: 2661, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Friends at the Table (Podcast)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Other

Characters: Chine (Friends at the Table), M. Leopold Duvall

Relationships: Chine/M. Leopold Duvall

Additional Tags: another ship that is sooooo t4t, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Vaginal Sex, Oral Sex, Light Dom/sub, Limophilia, Bugs & Insects, insect infestation of a human body, yall know the drill, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, gender euphoria, Post-Canon, Season: Sangfielle, you guys are soooooo lucky i didn't title this the taming of the shrew

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/48430804

[arwainian]

omg thank you thank you THANK YOU for the secsam gift!!!! it was AMAZING, i loved how understated but sooo sangfielle it was, quietly Weird and Strange and SO very chine and duvall!!! very grateful for your beautiful work!! thank you again!!!!!

thank YOU for the lovely prompt! I'm so glad you enjoyed my gift, i had a wonderful time writing it (and apologies for the late response, tumblr ate this ask for a week and only just now allowed me to answer it)

[snarplegarpler-inator-inator]

28, 62, 74 (exposing u), 78

28. five songs to describe you?

Oh man! Uh! No particular order:

1. Chicken With Its Head Cut Off by The Magnetic Fields

2. Another First Kiss by They Might be Giants

3. Girls by The Dare

4. Cult of Dionysus by The Orion Experience

5. Even If You Don't by Ween

A little sappy, a little horny, but all full of love UwU

62. seven characters you relate to?

Love these list questions! Again, no particular order

1. Gideon from The Locked Tomb

2. Sokka from Avatar the last Airbender

3. Luffy from One Piece

4. Minthara from Baldurs Gate 3

5. Duvall or Chine from Friends at the Table's Sangfielle (can't decide which)

6. Dave Strider from Homestuck

7. Ramona flowers from Scott Pilgrim!

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

>_> can I skip this question??? I usually don't take meds even though I really should. If I'm limping like a lot I'll take something for it at work, but usually I just get high and forget >_>;;;;;;

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

I would fuck either of these up so much ngl, but maybe the sushi since I'm trying to cut back on caffeine