#china speaks

[totally-china]

If anyone has more than 500 songs in their Spotify playlist I’d be so surprised

[totally-china-squaredd]

>:[

[totally-china]

Would anyone like a “fun” fact

[totally-china-squaredd]

why would you do this to me and my thigh highs

I didn’t do anything wrong !

[totally-china]

I. I can’t tell if this is worse or better than @maryland-officially

I’ve been here for 3 days…. What would you even call this??

[totally-china]

the music makes them much more silly

[totally-china]

I keep forgetting different times zones exist so whenever I see a post like “it’s 4am” I’m like wtf do you mean it’s 4am it’s clearly 3pm what???

[totally-china]

West Taiwan =)

No.

[totally-china]

I’m collecting an army

they are plotting on how to take over the world

[totally-china]

Saw an opportunity but failed :(

call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

[totally-china]

*pokes you with a stick*

- @wikipedia-the-official

what?

[totally-china]

Chat should I charge my iPad

[totally-china]

*tries to stab you*

- @wikipedia-the-official

*dodges*

no bad

*sprays you with water*

[totally-china]

I wish

can they change the temperature outside to something else

[totally-china]

what would happen if I bite you

50% chance you will bite dirt/concrete 20% trees 29% other inedible things 1% actually edible food

don’t bite me

[totally-china]

Love having multiple accounts 🙂↔️