#chillls every fucking time to this

[heartsatoru]

Taking what’s not yours (in the process of being edited, 1/31/25)

english wasn’t my first language so excuse any mistakes in the writing or smth 😭

WARNINGS!!! dead dove: do not eat. dub/ con dacryphilia, rough sex, hair pulling, virginity loss, deepthroating, dumbification. name calling, fem reader, p in v & other stuff that I forgot 💀

You stay at Yuji’s dorm for the night, but Sukuna decides to have some fun with you before Yuji gained control of his body again.

You staying over at Yuji’s dorm for the night and cuddling with him was nothing out of the ordinary. A mess of limbs intertwined with eachother, nose snugged tightly in the crevice of his neck. The smell of him always comforted you as you dozed off into sleep, a nostalgic feeling as you've known the kid since you were in diapers. This long history of chemistry grew a tension between the both of you, though, a tension far too awkward to acknowledge.

Luckily, it proved rather easy to ignore that awkwardness with Yuji's idiotic antics, keeping most of the tension at bay.

But as they say, all good things come to an end.

The menacing curse inhabiting his body always chilled you to your very core. Never, ever will you get used to him. Honestly, you were infuriated with him. The menace -- Sukuna Ryomen -- was about to be the reason why you lose your best friend, his execution slowly creeping up on you. And you knew he was internally causing Yuji discomfort-- for the poor kid always seemed to be having some sort of internal conflict, with a red blush on his cheeks whenever it was just you and him around. Obviously, he had to be conversing with the curse about you. But what about you?

Brushing those thoughts aside, you shifted your position and held onto Yuji tighter. Honestly, from the position you guys were in, anybody would think you were strangling the poor kid. Your entire body was on him, back of your head smothering his neck. Your hands were sprawled about everywhere, leaving him with such little space on his own bed. Despite this evasion of privacy, you felt yourself doze off into sleep, safe and secure in Yuji's chamber.

Until something didn’t feel right.

Something in the very air itself changed.

Something in.. Yuji changed.

The difference was enough to make you yolt out of your slumber, sweat droplets starting to form on your forehead and chest, before you noticed Yuji’s(?) hand coming up to your face.

A deep voice rumbled from his chest, and you immediately recognized the bone-chillling voice.

Ryomen Sukuna.

“Scream and I’ll kill you.”

You could feel your heart drop to your stomach at those words. All you could do was pathetically whimper, as you nod your head slowly in compliance, tears forming in your eyes.

You knew you were much weaker than Sukuna. He could easily snap your neck in half at any given time, so fighting him wasn’t even an option.

“That’s my girl.. just be good for me and we’ll both get what we want. Though, i’m sure the brat will wake up in no time.” He responded, leaning near your ear as he held a sly grin on his face.

Then, you felt it.

You felt the hard outline of.. something pressing onto your lower back. Eyes widening in shock, you try to squirm your way out of his grasp as he places his hand over your warm, clothed cunt, relishing it’s heat.

“Fuck..” He groaned, slightly throwing his head back as you continue to squirm on his boner.

“Y’know you really aren’t h-helping your case, right? Such a dumb girl. I haven’t even ruined you yet.”

He sat up & sat you on his lap to have better control of the situation. He watched your futile attempts to escape in amusement, almost mocking you.

Looking down at every curve of your body, the curse started anticipating how it would be like just ruining you. How fun it’ll be squeezing your hips as he ruthlessly ruts into you. Leaving hickies scattered all over your body, claiming you as his.

“Mmmnh—no!! s’kuna—!!” You pleaded, being muffled by his hand over your mouth. You frantically scratch at his hands, despite the growing wetness on you heat.

He chuckles at your struggle. “You’re being awfully loud. Do you want other people to hear us?” He mocks, while he starts kneading your clothed cunt getting you as wet as possible to better able to slide into your virgin pussy easier.

“Nnn—mmmgh.. pleashhhmm..—-!” You cry out. You were a virgin. Was he actually planning on taking this any further? You couldn’t possibly have your first time be with.. him. Tears start to fall down your face & drool coats the hand muffling your cries.

A cocky grin appears on his face. “Don’t worry, you’re doing so good for me. Keep this up and I’ll please you real good, yeah?” He says, smirking against your neck.

Your hips start to thrust up to his touch, begging for him to touch your bare cunt. Your wetness was starting to seep through your panties, making you feel ashamed of yourself. But fuck, you were so horny that it started to ache. You wanted needed him so badly.

You place your hand over his hand that’s kneading your cunt, applying pressure to it shamefully trying to please your needy cunt, much to his surprise.

“Atta girl. Although, I didn’t expect you to be such a slut.” He mocks.

He tugs on your shorts before asking you flirtatiously, “You wanna get rid of these? Yeah? How’s that sound?”

“Nn..mmm..nnoo.. smtop..!” You whimper out, nodding your head no. You didn’t want him to see how badly your cunt needed him, despite you begging him to stop.

Completely disregarding you answer, he swiftly discarded your shorts and panties in one quick motion. You try closing your legs in shame & embarrassment, but to no avail. Sukuna forced your legs wide open, admiring the way your wetness glistens in the moonlight peaking through the window. The cool air on your wet cunt made you shiver, as you squeezed your eyes shut, throwing your head back at what’s to come.

“Dripping wet already? You need me so badly, don’t you?”

Muffled babbles came from your lips. Your cheeks flushed red with embarrassment and your eyes followed Sukuna’s hand as it travelled lower and lower.. You watched as he roughly shoved a finger into your soaking cunt, feeling the way your walls seemed to suck him in. Lewd squelching sounds came from between your legs as your own wetness began covering your inner thighs. But that wasn’t enough. You began thrusting your hips up, craving more of his addicting touch. He pushed your hips down forcing you to stay still, leaving him in control of your pleasure. Hitched needy breaths frantically came out of your nose making you feel all flushed and hot.

His finger curled hitting all the right spots as he thrusted in and out of you, sending electric waves through your whole body. You wanted to deny this euphoric feeling but your walls kept clamping around him as he viciously hit your g-spot over and over again, and you just couldn’t bring yourself to stop. His other drool-soaked hand left your mouth, making your moans hard to keep quiet. Sukuna’s hand drifted off onto your cunt, rubbing your bud while his other hand continued thrusting into you rougher. He inserted a second finger, making a scissoring motion as he stretched you out.

Oh my god. His fingers felt heavenly. Your eyes rolled to the back of your skull as you begged him to stop through broken sobs. What would Yuji think of this? Just imagining his reaction makes you feel awful about yourself. You weakly claw at his hands working at your cunt as an overwhelming feeling starts to build up at the core of your stomach.

“P—please!! ‘Kuna.. you c-can’t—h-hah.. Yuji.. he’s gonna..- Ah—!” Your sentence gets cut off at a new feeling on your cunt.

A mouth formed on his hand. Licking between your folds, thrusting in and out along with his fingers. It was all too much. Uncontrolled sobs leave your lips as tears of overstimulation trail down your face. You looked down at your cunt, watching all the chaos unfold.

Loud slurping noises filled the room, as your legs began to tremble. Juices fell out of your cunt and onto your ass, only to be licked up by Sukuna again. He wouldn’t dare waste a single drop of your essence. Not when he’s been craving you for this long. But this was too much for you. His mouth sucked on your small bud, making you arch your back in pleasure. He continued eating your pussy like a starved man, leaving you to grip the sheets trying to keep yourself steady. All of this pleasure was making you dizzy.

“Hmm? What was that you were saying?” He teased, admiring the tears trailing down your prettyface.

You couldn’t do anything but let out pathetic sobs and whimpers. You lean your head back again and he took that as an opportunity for his lips to litter dark hickies all over your neck. This combination of pleasure was completely foreign and overwhelming for you. You could even feel Sukuna’s clothed brick-hard cock on your ass. The tension in your stomach was building up, fast and strong.

Sukuna took notice of this, with how your walls seemed to clamp around him. He looked down, his head over your shoulder, watching your hips desperately bucking at his movements as his tongue vigorously lapped over your labia, then circling your clit. He started mercilessly thrusting harsher and deeper into you, making you roll your eyes so far back, you swear you’re seeing stars in your vision.

“Feelin’ good?” He groaned, looking up from your neck to see your pretty tears fall on your face.

With a loud cry—-a cord snapped inside of you. Your juices squirted all over his hands as you gasped for air. He watched you squirt on the sheets & on his hands until you’re finally done.

“You taste sweet, y’know that? Here, have a taste.” He says, removing his hands from your overstimulated cunt. The hand with a mouth on it cups your face, his tongue slipping between your lips. He was right, you did taste sweet. Your own taste mixed with his saliva flooded your mouth, as drool seeped down your chin. His mouth vigorously kissed you, and you struggled against him from a lack of air.

You swear you could feel his long tongue reach the back of your throat, before he finally ended the kiss with a string of saliva connecting you two. He left you cumming & gasping for air with just his hands alone. You couldn’t lie, that did turn you on. Your nipples hardened underneath your shirt as you came down from your high. But still, you wanted more.

You lean back against his chest, exhausted. For half a second.. everything felt oddly peaceful.

“Get on your knees between my legs.” He says abruptly.

“W-wha..?”

“You think me pleasuring you came without a cost? Tch. Please.” He rudely responds.

You quickly slid down between his legs despite your own legs being shaky. You met face to face with his hard, giant boner.

Holy shit. Just looking at the outline of his cock, you had no idea how that was gonna fit in your throat, let alone your mouth.

You put your hand over his bulge trying to fathom just how that thing was supposed to fit into you.

“Well?” He impatiently asked, snapping you out of your train of thought.

“Please me like your life depends on it. I don’t care if you’re unexperienced.”

You let out a shaky sigh, eyeing his massive size. Your heart nearly burst out of your chest.

Slowly lowering his pants, you could see the outline of his cock even better. The tip was oozing with precum, leaving a wet patch on his boxers. You pressed his tip with your thumb making his thighs clench under your arms in response as he hissed impatiently.

Hesitantly pulling down his boxers, his cock sprung out. Your eyes widened in disbelief. How was Yuji this big? Then you remembered. Yuji. This was his body. A wave of guilt hit you once more. Tears whelmed in your eyes again, as you began stroking his cock starting at the base. Licking his tip, you licked up all of his salty precum while swirling your tongue all around his tip. Drool seeps down to the base of his cock, lubricating his length for you. Your hands move down to pleasure and stroke his balls and base as your mouth worked its way down the entirety of him.

“Mmgh.. k..keep going. Just like that.” he groaned out in pleasure.

You start to gag around him. His length feels neverending. You can feel him start to reach the very back of your throat and you start to find it harder and harder to not gag.

But you couldn’t even deny the fact that you were getting wet once again. You put one of his legs between your legs, and start grinding your pussy on his thigh. Your clit dripped wetness onto him, but you didn’t even care. He could snap your neck and you’d still squirt all over him.

You started realizing how pathetic you were. You could easily cum off of his thigh alone. A virgin like you being this touch starved for the king of curses was almost comical.

Your moans around his dick sent vibrations all throughout his length, earning in some hearty grunts & curses of approval.

Finally, after what felt forever, you finally took in his whole length. You could hardly breathe. His thick, long cock made it practically impossible for you to get any air in your lungs. Nonetheless, you began to bob your head up and down, relishing the veins on his hard cock.

His breathing got heavy, as he tangled his fingers in your hair slightly pulling at your scalp. Your hands fondled his balls making sure to not leave a single part of his length unattended. Still grinding his thigh, your jaw began hurting from having to make room for such thick length.

He threw his head back, shutting his eyes as his adams apple bulged out. You look up at him for praise, before focusing back on pleasuring him like your life depended on it.

You could feel his cock pressing against the walls of the inside of your throat. That didn’t stop you though, that just meant you were taking in as much of him as possible. He could see the outline of his cock in your throat, turning him further on.

Your nose was all up in his pubes, as his smell filled up your nose. You could care less though. If anything, it just got you wetter.

You were licking & sucking him in all the right places, clearly by the way his cock was already twitching. But you were at your limit. You honestly felt like you were gonna pass from lack of air. He wouldn’t mind if you stopped to take one quick gulp of fresh air.. would he?

You slowed your rhythm before slowly lifting your head to take just one quick second to breathe.

A grunt of dissatisfaction left Sukuna’s lips. Gripping on tighter to the scalp of your hair, he pushed your head back down harshly onto his cock.

“Nggh—.. I’m not pleased. You seriously thought you could stop despite me not cumming yet? You’re too full of yourself, brat.”

He harshly yanked your hair up and down on his cock, thrusting his hips up into your mouth, facefucking you. Your drool coated your chin, his cock, & his thighs. The shock from his sudden action made you stop grinding on his thigh while he continued to make a mess out of you.

He forced your throat to make room for him, going deeper than you even thought was possible. Your jaw went limp as you hopelessly let him have his way with you.

His breaths started getting more frantic and erratic, signaling him being close.

Now this was too much. Sukuna’s pace only quickened as he reached closer and closer to his own release, completely disregarding your gags and whimpers. Your throat ached & you felt sore. You were honestly surprised there was no blood with how roughly he thrusted in and out of your throat. Your throat squeezed his cock dry, pushing him to release strings of white inside your throat before roughly removing himself from you.

Worn out, your head fell onto his upper thigh as you processed what just happened to you.

You could feel the cool wetness trickling down your throat, and into your chest. You started coughing up some of his cum, it being all to much for you to bare.

Sukuna looked down at you, displeased before using a hand to bring your face up & squeeze your cheeks together.

“Waste another drop and you’re dead.” He threatened.

You nod in obedience before swallowing every last drop of his salty, milky cum. Sukuna tilts your head up, swiping a finger over your chin and bottom lip, making you suck his finger & swallow all the excess cum that fell from your lips.

“Good. Doin’ so good for me, princess. Almost done with you.” He praised, while stroking your hair. Your cheeks flushed up at the sudden pet name, but you still felt.. wrong.

“Sukuna..” You hummed out, looking off to the side trying to avoid his gaze.

“Hm?”

“I can’t..-I can’t take anymore.. please bring back Yuji.. please!” You begged, with your tears falling onto his thigh.

“I don’t care what you do or don’t want. Do you even know how long I’ve been wanting you?” He snarled, wiping away your tears with his thumb before continuing, “Far too long. All because of that brat. You shouldn’t even be thinking about him right now, I’m all you need.”

In the blink of an eye, you were on your back with Sukuna over you while his hands ripped off your shirt, grabbing your waist. He ran his hands over the curve of your hips & waist, before settling back at your waist with a grin on his face. You flinched at his touch. His eyes scanned the curves of your breast, the tears still on your face with more welling up in your eyes, and just your beauty in general. He could hardly wait to ravage you.

You realized where this was going, and you knew damn well you weren’t prepared to enough to take in his whole length. Despite your concern, he spat on your cunt using his thumb to spread the wetness into your opening, lubing you up. He felt your cunt clench at this.

But Sukuna could see the fear you held with the way your lips quivered and your breathing became frantic, looking at him with doe eyes practically begging him to stop. “Might hurt a little, but you’ll be fine. Just lay there and look pretty for me, I’ll take care of you. How’s that sound, princess?” He reassured in a flirty tone.

“I.. uhm..” You didn’t trust him at all. The king of curses “taking care” of you? Please. Still, you reluctantly whimpered out a quiet “okay.”

Sukuna loved everything about the way you looked under him, especially how wet your cunt was for him. He was practically unraveling at the sight of it.

Sukuna’s hands travelled to your hips, grabbing them and slightly raising them off of the bed and aligning his tip with your entrance. You tried pulling your hips away, but he had a tight grip on your hips, holding you firm in your place.

You sucked in a breath, preparing yourself for the pain as he slammed into you, stretching your virgin cunt further than you thought was possible.

It stung like hell. You began scratching at his chest, begging him to pull out. Your cries fell on deaf ears, while he continued stretching out your pussy. You could barely form sentences because of how much you were sobbing and pleading.

He began thrusting into you, picking up a fast rhythm. Your moans of pain got louder and louder, filling the room with yelps and sobs. The man between your legs fed off of your cries and begs, losing himself in your cunt.

“N-noo—! Yuji!! Need h-him back!! Please, please!! H-hurts s’much!! I can’t—fuck!!”

“M-moaning another man’s name? Hah. How rude of you.” He grunted out, coldly ignoring your pleas.

You didn’t even care if you were being too loud anymore. You didn’t know how much longer it would take for the pain to turn into pleasure, but it was taking way too long. Despite how much you hated the pain, your pussy still clamped down around him, much to his approval. But fuck, you were still nervous as shit.

His tip kept repeatedly hitting your cervix, making a bulge on your stomach. Your tiny walls practically suffocated his girth, as he mercilessly kept getting rougher and rougher. He wasn’t kidding about “going to please you real good”.

Sukuna suddenly took hold of your hand, placing it on your lower abdomen saying, “You feel that? That’s me right there. I can’t believe his body is doing all of this to you. Adorable.”

Shit, he wasn’t kidding. His dick was bulging out of your stomach and you could feel him thrusting in and out of you. Your eyebrows furrowed every time he slammed into you repeatedly, over and over again, making the bulge disappear then reappear again. Sukuna was hypnotized by this sight, and you were whimpering right underneath him. This was new and scary for you.

Sukuna then grabbed both of your legs placing them on his shoulders, allowing him to go deeper inside of you at a new angle, finding your g-spot.

Your arms tried to reach him to scratch him, to get him away from you, but you couldn’t reach him and were left scratching at the air. A lewd expression came on your face, as your tits bounced at every thrust he made. Your moans grew louder and more frantic and slapping noises filled the room.

Sukuna groaned in ecstasy, as your body quivered from the quickly approaching orgasm you could feel in your abdomen. Every thrust he made, the pain was blending more into pleasure than pain, which made you bite your lip almost drawing blood.

“Mm-mmgh!! Yeah!! Right there ‘kuna!! Please don’t stop.. please please!! Feels so good.. so good! O-oh! I think im gonna— gonna cum.. H-hah..~” You cried out, looking up at him with a lust filled daze.

“Oh? Weren’t you begging for Yuji just now? What’s with the sudden change of heart?” He mused, feeling his release building up.

“N-no..! M’so sorry ‘kuna.. I wasn’t thinking! I o-only need you!! Only you can m-make me feel this good! Y-you were right..!” You moaned, as a sharp cry of pain left your lips with his nails digging into the flesh of your hips.

“That what I like to hear..” he snickered. Sukuna leaned down, while still violating your gummy walls, and placed a sloppy, deep kiss on your mouth. He hungrily devoured your lips while biting them in the process, making them bleed. Your mouth was filled with a metallic taste along with his spit, but you couldn’t get enough of it. His tongue continued to explore the cavern of your mouth, as you tried gasping for air. Your tiny hands gripped at his chest, and tried lightly pushing him away which only resulting in him deepening the kiss.

“Gonna…” He spoke into the kiss before ending it. “M’gonna breed you, pretty girl. Gonna fuck my children into you. Yeah? You want that? You wanna be my pretty little slut?”

He looked into your eyes, taking notice of how there clearly was not a single thought behind those eyes but him. Him and the way he so perfectly pounded into your pussy.

A fucked-out, droopy smile laid out on your lips before you responded “Mhmm… wanna be all yours.. please breed me!! Need you t-to cum in me please.. need your cum s’kuna.. so bad..” With that, you yourself reached your own climax. Your walls gushed around him, sucking him in as you squirted on his cock, drenching his thighs.

But still, he continued pounding into you throughout your orgasm. The continuous torture to your pussy quickly became overwhelming, as whimpers of pain and overstimulation came out of your throat. Your back arched, throwing your head back while you blabbered all sorts of nonsense. Drool seeped through your lips, and you were sure you looked insane.

“Ha-hah.. love..love you s’kuna.. love you s-so much! ‘M gonna be your slut forever a-and ever..” You blabbered on.

“Mmg—Hah, brat. No you don’t. You don’t even know what you’re saying. Got you stupid on my cock, huh?” He bullied, his voice laced with nothing but pure lust.

You eagerly nodded your head, barely even understanding what he said due to your fucked-out state, but you knew you wanted to please him with your response.

He intently observed your face as it twisted in pleasure and pain, and how pretty and sore your lips were as drool poured down the side of them. The bed creaked with every movement he made, ruining the sheets in the process.

Sukuna watched your squelching cunt pulling him back in, with a greedy look in his eyes. He kept craving more and more of you even as he got rougher, and it was driving him insane. Maybe you could be his forever fucktoy. Maybe then, he’d be fully satisfied. He then abruptly let go of your hips, grabbing your upper-back, pulling you close to him.

Your chest pushed up against his as Sukuna’s pace got even more animalistic. Your cum made a creamy ring around the base of his cock. His cock was practically splitting your frame in half while he savored how warm and soft your walls were,embracing him to you. His groans became breathless as he dug his face in the crevice of your neck, trying to suppress them.

You however, felt a familiar sensation building up in your tummy. The way his cock head was so perfectly petting your cervix was making you curl your toes in pleasure as well as building up a third orgasm. You didn’t know how you lived your whole life without being fucked so perfectly by Sukuna, but you didn’t wanna stop anytime soon. Your legs began quaking, as your sensitive cunt began twitching around his shaft signaling your release approaching.

“T-think.. think ‘m gnna cum.. o-oh..” You breathed out, voice shaky.

“A-again? Didn’t know I was making ya feel that good.” He groaned against your neck, planting a few scattered hickies on it.

With that, you both climaxed together. He filled your womb to the brim, milking his balls dry as he coated your red, soft walls white with his cum. There was so, so much cum that some of it fell out of you. You squirted on his cock, walls fluttering around him making a sticky mess on the both you. You felt swarm of butterflies fluttering in your stomach as you finished your orgasm, drenching everything underneath you. Your limbs went limp and he let you fall to the bed with a small thud beneath you.

He slowly pulled his cock out of your sore walls, as a soft sigh left your lips at the lost sensation before he took something rectangular out of his pocket and faced it towards your cum filled cunt. He spread your legs, watching his cum ooze out of your puffy lips, slick with your cum. You saw a flash getting your fucked-out expression in frame, and his seed in your cunt. But you were beyond exhausted and your half lidded eyes were threatening to shut, so you barely knew what was going on. Through your blurry vision, you saw his flushed face, along with his messy hair sticking in all directions smirking down at you.

“Good.. don’t worry about a thing, just go to sleep. I’ll take care of everything.” He commented, zipping up his pants as you began to lose consciousness, your chest still heaving.

“Left a surprise for the brat on his phone, too.” He chuckled, just imagining Yuji’s horrified reaction upon opening his phone in the morning.

Shit. You completely forgot about Yuji.

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can u tell I got lazy towards the end lmfao 😭 oml idk how to properly use commas too so sorry abt that 🙁 buttt apparently i have a really really high reading level so idk maybe im fine 🤷🏽‍♀️ I couldn’t tell if i wanted to type the fanfic in all lowercase or use proper lettering but oh well, too late now :33 ok bye ❤️❤️ wait I feel like i should reread this and add better wording and descriptions.. ehhh oh well what could possibly go wrong 🤷🏽‍♀️ ok bye fr this time ❤️ haven’t done my homework yet and it’s 10:01 pm.. fuck.

[sweetangelanon]

sorry gang i have i have not been doing well im sitting here laying in the dark able to hear lil sibs boyfriend an them giggling and talkin an okay im a hater. IM A HATER!

I know why im mad its like they bring this bitch over every day multiple times a day i don't know this guy i jsut i want to be home and feel relaxed knowing that i can chilll in thee house an there is no PERSON I DO NOT KNOW around. i can't go out here like that and OTHER TIMES JUST BRINGS THIS BITCH OVER WITH ME NOT HAVINGA CLUE AND IM OUT HERE IN MY PJ'S AND IM LIKE H EY HEY IM TRYING TO CHILL WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU BROUGHT HIM OVER AGAIN !??!?

I was out here in my boxers bro............ i can't be doing this....

p l e ase.... pelase i just....... i just want to relax... at home with the knowledge and safety of knowing who is around and if i have to mask or not oough oughh

them an their dirty jokes too like I DON'T WANNA KNOWWW YOU ATE THEM OUT IM GOING TO CRY THIS IS THE LAST THING I WANT TO THINK ABOUT I ALREADY HAD THE HORRIBLE REALIZATION OF WHY THEY GOT AN ELECTRIC TOOTH BRUSH I DO'T WANNA I DON'T WANNA ANYMORE

like hes he's not a bad guy he's fine like average guy i just need time to decompress like please.. please... have some days when when he is not here im goij nvm im just gonna curle up into a ball and cry or smth

[almalvo]

STAR TREK: DISCOVERY | S1E3 "Context Is For Kings"

[I will react to each episode individually and in full, raw reception and then post as is unrevised here onto my tumblr for the full span of every and all NuTrek episodes and series that have been and will be released. If this falls under your field of interest - I welcome your company in joining me. Enjoy the ride.] -------

Rated "mature" huh. [suspicious face] man seeing the starfleet symbol ugh man look outside its so pretty i love the colours i keep saying this but i looooove the colourssss ugh these effects are so are SOOO whoa nice suit on the pilot the filming style is odd in DISCO pacing wise rn still but whats cool is it no longer feels like that almost stagnant "another day in star trek" type feeling. everything feels very specialised episode by episode - very "limited series" - cuz it is. what ship is this it looks kinda like an idic pin from underneath NCC OH SHIT ITS THE SHIPPPPPP OHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKK THIS IS DISCOVERY?!!?!??!?!??! OH MFUCK ITS NAME IS AFTER A SHIP YEAH OK DUH BUT ALSO WHAT THE FUCK ugh this intro listen youll read this probably the next 50 times over how i just gawk at the everything that im eating right now with my eyeballs the Discovery ship has such an odd shape no but its literally IDIC the ship but also its SOOO cool to see the evolution of the ship designs until we land at the PERFECT ratio of NCC-1701 Enterprise.

fuck that just made me think - oh SHIT---

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh who HO\ WHO WHO LEADS THIS SHIP WHO WHOOOOOOOOOO LEEEAAAAAAADS THHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS SHHSHSIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP whoa eyes with pretty reflection/not reflection nvm who is this????????? gabriel lorca? ok sry not to be underwhelmed but i am too eager its my fault alright mr. lorca - lets see what you about. i have never seen someone just eat fortune cookies like an everyday snack in a wooden bowl. discovery has a very interesting feeling, more..

door just shut in her face wow WHO ELSE IS ON THIS MASSIVE SHIP THOUGH NO NO NO ALSO ITS A FUCKING SCIENCE VESSEL. SCIENCE. VESSEL. SCIENCE. Whos this lady? aw she seems cute sylvia tilly? aw poor gal id shake her hand yo i like these beds mickey nah nahhh no thanks sylvia. sylvia. listen. dont be weird now. black alert. intersting what the hell ? its so PRETTY THOUGH whoaaaaa WHAOSSSS WHOAAA yeah no WHAT the hell IS going on on this ship please do tell??? new replicator hi saruuuu he is very fitting as first officer what are you eating? hahahahahhahha wow they nailed that one blueberries huh yeahhhh not me thinkin he eating larvae or somethin nope no sirrr i like the bowl hes eats from from though ugh hes so TALLLLL hes such a nice stick

idk why the title image of this show with burnham giving the vulcan salute only NOW is hitting me with its potential significance

fearing a black woman huh idk bruh come on now star trek not today bro not today

stamets why does this name sound familiar tf is this so fuckin weird though must we be so discriminatory tho lmao this stamets? whats this sparkle wahts happening stamets are you gay sir are you gay damn sir wonder what you gon do also burnham giving the vulcan brow ugh itll be so cool to have holographic text though? man how can we get that to work without a backlight of aerosol straal? straal and stamets. excuse me. ARE YALL LOVERS ??? ARE YALL A'LOVIN??? KISSY KISSY? YALL BOYFREEENNNNS??? lurkers lol ok. lurker such a fuckin nerdy word lmaooo stamets and straal huh. i got my EYES on you ew also give me that starfleet towel WHERE ARE YOU BURNHAM THIS LOOKS SO FUCKING BEUATIFUL OH MY GOD I HAVE ENVISIONED SOMETHING SO MUCH LIKE THIS ONBOARD STARFLEET SHIPS LIKE WE ALL HAVE OH MY GOD that put a chilll through my spine in a wonderful way

lorca has a mouth and rbf eyes like Homelander his face kind of reminds me of homelander lmaoo hi sylvia yall need to smile a bit mroe lol you better apologise the green screening is almost perfect but the border is still there the border of sylvias face against the greenscreen behidn the glass is too hard when its blue outside when irl the face woul have a light that really diffuses about the curfature of her face anwyays astromycologist fascinating. i like what hes talking about though tickles the science degree in me hahaha man what is this research im so curious what project is lorca up to? ugh so juicy im SOOO curious ugh shuttlepod looks fucking sexy. alright whos gonna die in here. whos the redshirt in this away party. whoaaa the mangling is nicee WHAT WAS THAT oml star trek horror though is SUCH a grand idea fuckkkk meeeee bruh this deadspace or what no lie i like the OG bat'leth design more of the blades splayed INWARDS than out

thats big bruh this is liteally deadspace its not gorn in here right lol its not right idk gorn gorn. gorn can do this right thats the first thing i thought when i saw any of this damage. sylvia you brave owowowoww NEVER MIND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT someone give me a star trek indie horror game RIGHT NOW DO IT ill fucking do it if no one does ill fucking DO IT. oop well guess we know who the redshirt is. broo the way their bodies are twisted like that is wickedddd i dont think ive seen bodies STRETCHED and wrung like a towel before stamets is so calm he dont give no fuck. stamets my man what have you BEEN through?

big space mole looks like a fuckin cow-size tardigrade JEFFERIES TUUUUUBEEE burnham's composure is crazy ugh she recitin what? it better not be another "literary classic" bullshit. this is literally a giant tardigrade. ugh look at the bridgee i love this shot from the outside in why it blurry at the end tho ay ooo who this freeza droid XD GIVE ME THOSE BOOTS YO i want my room to be the bridge oh my god if i had money id remodel my house and make my room the bridge the viewscreen would be my personal theatre fucking bigass monitor projection did I hear that--- TRI TRIBBBLEEEEE EAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT IS A FUCKINGGGG TRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNNNNN HIIIIIIS DESSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKK they really are just having this conversation with a tribble just chillin on his desk son. i knew that sound anywhere oh my god GIVE ME ONE RIGHT NWO GIVE ME A BLACK ONE RIGHT NOW.

FUCK. bye tribbleee oooo in-ship transport what is this box what is the research what the fuck is happening. that is so pretty ohh intersting organic propulsion this is fascinaatingggg oh i really like this lorca has great delivery i BELIEVE in his role god the magic of masterful actors. love it WHOA THIS IS TOO FUCKING BEAUTLFUL NOOOOOO TAKE ME AWAYYYYY oh i love this pacing just now this whole scene was so good im so enamoured right now ugh its so nice to see creative cinematography why the tendrils on saru though what purpose do they serve wtf man wonder if we gon have more that typical star trek alien sexy-time lmaooooo ugh alice in wonderland really when we done with this shit :/ sylvia you wanna be captain? u know what - maybe you might be. if you dont die getting there. (you didnt hear that from me ahurghurghurgunrguhg-)

FOSTER FOSTER MOM AND HER SON??? YOU GREW UP WITH SPOCK????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK WHYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU TELLIN ME BURNHAM IS KIRK'S SISTER IN LAW GET THE FUCK OUT

imn losin it whoa dead spcimens who whats in ITS THE GIANT TARDIGRADE sir you did this on purpose what you plannin lorca whats your grand design ughhh the scale of this ship though ugh EAT ME UP no i like that scene a lot though the one with cap lorca talking to burnham in the box - please intellectual star trek lore on mainstream play with modern techonological representation PLEASE oh im so intriguedddddddd.

bring it the fuck on.

kirk's sister in law, what even the fuck--

[waveswept]

pms b like anxiety

[imaginesntingz]

Haikyuu Headcannons: When they’re obsessed with your 🍑 (Oikawa Tooru, Ukai Keishin, Kozume Kenma)

Warnings: Swearing, not super explicit/nsfw, but suggestive content so I’ll put it below the cut just in case

A/N: What’s good everyone? Here’s something that I’ve stayed up way too late working on. It’s 5 in the morning and I’ve forgotten my own name. Let me know if y’all want a continuation with other characters. They all ended up being setters in this one so I just went with it I guess. All characters are aged up and 18+. I hope you enjoy! Please don’t copy any of my writings. My content is originally written and I put a lot of time and effort into each piece. Ask me before reposting.

Oikawa Tooru:

Of course he’s respectful when you’re in public, but that doesn’t mean he hasn’t noticed the way that new skirt he bought you last week accentuates your ass in justtt the right way.

You’ve caught him staring a few times and he always plays innocent like the sly little shit that he is.

You called him out once, but you know your mans is dramatic

“You wound me, (y/n) chan! What kind of a man do you take me for? I’m a gentleman! Honestly it’s not all that impressive anyways”

“Sounds like someone’s projecting”

“(Y/N), YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!”

“You blatantly asked for the smoke, so I kindly obliged~”

“I was just kidding, baby! Why’d you have to come for me like that? 😭😭😭😭”

You had one brattykawa on your hands after that one. Dats tough

Anywhooo

Once you two are alone OOF. This. Bitch. Is. SHAMELESS.

He can’t keep his hands off of you. Doesn’t matter the size or shape

Your ass = Tooru magnet

He could pick you out in a crowd of people based on that booty alone

You’ll be cuddling on the couch, you're on top with your head on his chest just watching a movie and enjoying each other’s presence. Then BAM he’s got both cheeks in each hand, squeezing and kneading firmly

“Neee, (y/n) chan~ You’re so soft, baby girl~ How is that even allowed? Damn you’re so gorgeous, princess”

You: Head Empty

You're bent over the kitchen island scrolling through your phone? This mans is playing patty cake on your buns. Those setter hands are dangerously powerful. Of course he knows how to restrain himself as to not hurt you but whew some of those spanks leave you deliciously breathless and your little gasps are like music to his ears… which usually leads to other tingzzzzz and Tooru teasing you for walking funny the next day

Could his ego get any bigger? I don’t know if we’d survive it

Wearing his favorite pair of leggings or those cute pajama shorts? It’s on sight. You’re trapped beneath this painfully beautiful brat of a man and you wouldn’t have it any other way

And lawwdd if you know how to twerk. He might just faint on the spot

RIP Oikawa it was for a good cause

Ukai Keishin:

Oh boy

Keishin gives me serious ass man vibes. Idk what it is

He worships you in every way possible, but that ass holds a special place in this cranky man’s heart

After a long day of working with crops, managing the store and volleyball practice, this man is tired and grumpy. Hinata somehow managed to almost meet his eternal rest when he was nearly hit by a TRUCK and a CAR and a BIKE and a STATIONARY POLE trying to outdo Kageyama while racing in the neighborhood. He swears those kids have taken at least ten years off his life span.

This man is v stressed

So when he comes home to find you reading in bed on your stomach in nothing but his t-shirt and those sexy panties that show off that beautiful bum… Honestly he could’ve cried he was so geeked.

He teared up a bit ngl (He’d never admit it tho)

This guy swan dived into bed, wrapping his arms around your waist, nuzzling his face into your glorious cakes

“Bad day, hon?”

“Mmmphh”

He took a fat nap right then and there

He was so bitchy and whiny when you woke him up to change sleeping positions (as long as you let him slip a hand on a cheek when you got comfortable, he’s a happy camper)

He just loves feeling the warmth and weight of it in his hands, it’s comforting to him and feels super grounding idk

But boy oh boy does this man love to give it a good smack or two or ten

Watch out bb 😈

He’ll spank you anywhere anytime, but he’s real sneaky about it in public….until he’s not LOL. It just depends on the environment and who is around

Like Oikawa, the strength in those setter hands will have you shOOk to the core especially a seasoned one like Kei

One time you were doing your morning stretches, slipping into downward dog and HO. NEY. Keishin was already pulling you flush against his pelvis and smacking that 🍑 like a djembe drum until tears pricked your eyes. Your whole body was vibrating with desire it was WILD

“Ohhhh, sweetheart. You are a work of fucking art, you know that? You’re not going anywhere today. That’s a promise.”

And that’s how you ended up with twins. Not sorry.

10/10 would recommend

Kozume Kenma:

Listen Linda

It took a while for you to notice

But Kenma is truly OBSESSED with the booty

It took him a while to even admit it to himself tbh

He would look away immediately when he caught himself staring

And he may have appeared chill on the surface but blondie was internally screaming as you literally sat on top of him while he was gaming

He was so hesitant poor bb was overthinking it so hard. He just didn’t want you to feel uncomfortable or think he was weird etc etc

It was confirmed to you when you started waking up in the middle of the night to a fully unconscious Kenma giving your ass subtle squeezes in his sleep

You’ll literally have to sit this man down and be super direct about it

Once you give him the go ahead chillle it’s on and poppin

Only when y’all are alone of course cuz as we know, Kenma is v shy and a very private person

He’s not the pda type in general

Again, he loves it when you sit on top of him when he’s playing video games. Especially when you straddle him. His hand does this smooth slide down your back that sends shivers down your spine before settling over the swell of your butt. He’ll give the occasional rub and caresses your thigh softly. Another muse of his. Kenma LIVES for your thighs. Would happily be suffocated by them. Whoops. Squeeze them around his waist or grind into his lap and you’ll be on your back faster than you can say yes please

When you’re cuddling, he’ll just start jiggling that cake in his hands. He finds it fascinating, soothing and unbelievably hot all at once. The perfect combination in his opinion.

“ . . . Kenma?”

“Hm?”

“Watcha doin back there?”

*continues in concentrated silence*

“Babe??”

“. . . You’re like a sexy human stress ball . . So soft . . So cute . . So squishy . .”

“Ummmkay?”

My mans is hypnotized. He would do that shit for hours if you let him let’s be real. That thang is thangin

He would buy you ALL of the jeans, leggings, shorts, dresses, hoodies, crops, shirts, skirts. Everything and anything that fits your body type in all the right places, Kenma is on it and good lord is he invested. He absolutely spoils you. Blondie bae is surprisingly good at keeping your style in mind while also pushing you to try new things that end up making you look stunning. Big ups

The only time Kenma has spanked you was in retaliation. You wanted to see his reaction to being spanked. So once when he was distracted by his switch, you slowly walked up behind him and SMACK

Kenma nearly dropped the damn switch 😤 You’ve never seen this boi whip his whole body around and bend you over so fast

Two swift yet heavy blows to your backside had you rethinking your whole life. Everything about that moment lives in your head rent free

[your-local-bnha-writer]

Hello ur my favorite account😭! Can I request a HC with Tanaka, Noya, Tsuki, & Kageyama where u guys are dating but at a tournament, u run into ur ex boyfriend ( who is a huge douchebag) and is saying a bunch of garbage about u? How would they react? , how would it impact their playing style cause get this- karasuno is playing against ur ex boyfriends team🤭🤭🤭🤭

jealous bfs tanaka, noya, tsukki kags,

hey I’m gonna mash these two requests! I hope you enjoy this was a lot of fun to write!

also favourite account?? me?? 🥺🥺

➣ characters included : tanaka, noya, tsukki, kageyama (separately) x fem!reader

➣ headcannons

➣ warning : a lot of swearing 😳 like there’s a lot, your jerk ex talking crap, scary bfs

ryūnosuke tanaka

- karasuno had made it to the nationals, and right before their game against Tsubakihara, lil ol Tanaka had to use the bathroom

- a horrible decision really, just ask hinata

- he walks in and hears your trash ex talking crap abt you

“Yeah, can you believe it? I saw my ex here, Y/n. I think she’s the manager for her team? Karasuno. Is she really that desperate for attention from other guys?”

- Tanaka is p i s s e d like, no one gets to talk about his precious love without experiencing the wrath from Ryūnosuke Tanaka

- So mans just straight up walks to your ex, “gently” taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and starts defending your honour

“Y/n? Y/n L/n? The most beautiful, gorgeous, precious girl in the world? That Y/n?”

“Uh, yeah? Who are y—”

“Hi I’m the new boyfriend, and let me just tell you...”

- Tanaka goes oFF he’s not letting this douche bag of an ex get his way, he straight up just goes on a 2 hours speech about how perfect you were

- and how much of a douche your ex was

- Eventually, Hinata finds Tanaka in the bathroom (since his stomach was actin up lol) and goes to alert the other guys + you

- So, the whole gang is here, Daichi and Suga have to drAG Tanaka away from your ex while Noya hypes him up

- You have to calm him down and ask him why the hell he was yelling at someone in the bathroom

“Your ex was talking shit about you, I’m not just gonna let them do that”

- You’re immediately like 🥺🥺 Tanakaaaa you didn’t have to do that omg I love you sm

- When it’s finally time play these guys Tanaka is surprisingly calm, like it’s actually terrifying

- Oh and you bet Tanaka’s going all out he is on fire, he’s landing every spike and you can practically hear the impact on it

- Right after he lands a spike he celebrates with his team and stares directly at your ex who’s shooketh 😳

“Yeah take that! You regret breaking up with Y/n now?”

“Tanaka stOoOoP omg—”

- After Karasuno wins he gives you the most passionate kiss, in front of your ex and you pull away blushing

- Your ex just rolls his eyes and goes to pack up with his team while Tanaka’s looking all smug and Noya’s hyPED

yuu nishinoya

- The boys were getting ready for the match against Johzenji, and were just doing some basic warmups

- You had to help Kyoko and Yachi with something so you weren’t in the gym at the moment

- But your asshole of an ex was talking shit about you, very loudly 😳 and very obnoxiously too

- This mf, instead of practicing and doing fricken warmups, he’s talking crap abt you, and you weren’t even in the vicinity!

- But your boyfriend was, oh and he heard everything, every single word that came out of you ex’s mouth

“Pfft yeah she’s still annoying as ever, not surprised she’s dating the dude that’s 5’2”

- Ohh big mistake bud, not only did you insult his perfect Gf, but his height as well? Like dang pick one or the other dude

- So, Noya can’t take it anymore he’s been holding back bc he’s supposed to be warming up for the game but at this point he just couldn’t

- He straight up runs over to the other side of the gym to knock some sense into the jerk

- Tanaka follows not to stop him (although he is a bit worried 😳) but to hype him up bc that’s his best friend’s gf you don’t get to do that

- Asahi is scared shitless so Ennoshita has to keep the horny tornado in check, while Suga is conflicted

“What the hell did you say? Don’t you dare insult Y/n again! This is why she left your sorry ass! Who are you talk shit about my beautiful girlfriend I’ll fight you right now—”

- Ahem well, as you can see he’s very pissed off and uh he ends up getting scolded by coach Ukai

- except at the very end of him scolding he gives noya a few pointers on how to defend your gf without showing bad sportsmanship

- You witness the whole thing and just go up to Noya to calm him down a little

“Thank you, but you didn’t have to go off like that,”

“Yeah I did, Im not letting that douche talk shit about my crazy hot girlfriend”

- noya stop this isn’t the time 😳🥵

- During the game he is extremely focused and there’s this terrifying aura that’s escaping him

- Like Asahi might actually shit his pants just standing next to him

- Karasuno absolutely destroys Johzenji bc Noya is not letting that ball drop on their side of the court

- After the game, like Tanaka Noya straight up kisses you in front of your ex, leaving you a blushing mess as Noya gives him a smug look

kei tsukishima

- aHEM um, alright get ready folks bc this is a scary one

- So it’s Kagugawa vs Karasuno and Yamaguchi is sort of wandering around with Hinata right before the game probably to try and cool their nerves 💀💀

- When they hear your someone talking abt you

“My ex is here we’re vs her team, I know yeah, she’s probably so annoying”

- Dude Yamaguchi and Hinata have never ran faster in their entire lives, they immediately go to tsukki and it’s just a scream fest

“TSUKKI THERES SOMEONE TALKING ABT Y/N!”

“yeAH!! and he was all like ‘she’s probably so annoying’”

“mHM AND—”

“okay I think I got it, where are they?”

- shits about to go down, when Tsukki gets mad, he doesn’t lose is cool, instead he keeps a level head and strategize on how to completely destroy his opponent

- so Yams and Hinata drag him to where your ex was and point him out, and he’s stILL on the phone

“Mhm, yeah she’s super annoying”

- Oh Tsukki is pissed off, he has this intimidating aura coming from him as he approaches the dude that’s shitting on you

“You’re the ex? Yikes...😬”

- Tsukki will wait for what he has to say and the whole time he just has the biggest smirk on his face, like it’s about to go down

- Yams and Sho are hyped uP but they’re waiting behind the door bc they’re babies and they’re scared

- Mm Tsukki does not hold back, he straight up roasts this dudes ass, mans just releases all the salt that’s stored in him

“Mhm yeah, that’s pretty pathetic”

“Heh lame”

“Wow...I can’t believe she really dated you”

- Yeah that’s not that much salt

- Tanaka find the three of them in the bathroom and as much as he wants Tsukki to keep going, they have to get ready for the game

- During the game, your ex tries to spike and he’s instantly shut down my Tsukki and his 6’3 ass, It’s quite hilarious 😌

- Anyways, Tsukki blocks your ex every single time wiTH A SMIRK, mans is not holding back on this bitch

- He says it’s bc he was predictable

- Later, Karasuno beats Kagugawa and Tsukki hardcore glares at your ex like it’s pretty scary since Tsukki is one to act all sassy rather than mad when he gets irritated

“You don’t talk shit about her, ever”

- SUDHDJD DAMN TSUKKI CHILLL

- You watch all of this happen and you immediately ask your boyfriend if something was wrong bc you’re a tad bit worried

“We just had a disagreement that’s all”

“uHH YEAH RIGHT TSUKKI WENT OFF EARLIER IN THE BATHROOM—”

tobio kageyama

- Um another scary bitch please do not talk trash about his gf when he’s around

- He’s probably filing his nails away from his team bc he needs his peace and quiet and doesn’t wanna get bullied by Hinata and Tsukki

- When he hears a guy talking very loudly to his friend, now usually he’d ignore them or move spots but like this dude is talking abt you

- So, he stays for a bit and listens to what he has to say. Who even is this dude? Why does he know you? Why is talking to loud like please shut the f—

“Pfft yeah my ex is here with her volleyball team, I talked to her earlier and oh my god she’s exactly the same when I first dated her”

- I’m not sure if that’s a roast sorry I’m bad at these

- Oh now Kags is pissed, see he was already a little irked that this jerk was your ex but he was also talking trash abt you? Nahh

- He throws his nail file on the ground and stomps right up to this douche to smack some sense in him

“Yeah she’s hella annoy—”

“Why don’t you shut the fuck up?”

“Who tf—”

- So Kageyama is also unusually “calm” about the whole situation which makes it even more terrifying

- Kageyama will most likely go off and tell this dude that he has no business talking abt his gf like that

- he’ll focus more on dissing the dude and let me tell you this dude’s roasts h u r t

- like his insults are like 90% swear words

“goblin lookin ass”

“long titty no nipple lookin ass”

“get outta here you abominable fuck waffle”

- Imagine this scary ass dude coming up to you, telling you to shut the fuck up, then realizing this is Tobio Kageyama, The King of the Court, the incredible setter that has precise aim, the 2nd half of the freak duo, going off on how you should stfu abt his gf

- oh and you’re facing him on your next game

- and he absolutely obliterates your sorry ass

- his sets are perfect, he blocks every single fuckin spike you make, and when you think he’s going setting to #10 think again bc he will do a setter dump

- basically he’s on fire and tear the other team to shreds it’s kind of scary actually, hinata was sweating buckets when kageyama served since he looked so terrifying at the moment

- after the game, kageyama would want to leave immediately he doesn’t want to see your ex anymore

“You doing okie? Did something happen with you and him before the game?”

“Yep, but it’s nothing don’t worry about it”

- kags you have that creepy smile again stop you’re scaring y/n

[teamjacobthot]

I wouldn’t want to be a vampire because the idea of murdering someone out of my control or living forever would fuck with me. But I also like the idea of living for a while with out body deterioration so I can learn and develop talents and live multiple lives!! Also the extreme beauty with the turn (even tho I’m black I’m not sure how the venom with work with my skin) that’s the only positive I see with becoming a vampire but other than that I’m chillling with my human life

in MY heart, black folks wouldn’t lose all their melanin by turning into a vampire. personally, i’d love to be a vampire. being hot forever sounds like a dream. i could literally do whatever i want and have all the time to do it. i’d go to every concert. i’d write so many books. and i’d kill rapists and billionaires and white supremacists and shit so i wouldn’t feel bad abt murdering them LMAOO

[publiccmenace]

Hornet for the asks please!

oh FUCK yeah my GIRL

do i like her: hornet SLAPS

5 good qualities: - good lord she’s determined. i would have just laid down and died long before ghost even showed up. i am Concerned but i am also Looking. - she’s so fucking brave. god she is one brave person. - she CARE ghost!!! she’s closed off and been hurt so many times and she still TRUSTS GHOST. (i can back this up) - she’s honestly very kind? Like, it must hurt her so badly to kill her siblings every time they show up, but returning them to the abyss is ultimately a much, much kinder fate than the radiance. - she’s been burned so badly by the world around her but she still finds something worth saving in it, and honestly if i were in her place, i would not.

3 bad qualities: - honey u are. u are slowly killing yourself. cut yourself some slack, homegirl - you are ALLOWED to feel things!!! chill out!!! chilll out!!! - PLEASE rely on somebody else. PLEASE i am BEGGING YOU.

otp: lacenet!!

brotp: aside from her siblings? mons has pulled me solidly into hornet and tiso as a brotp, but i’m very very partial to spot’s wonwan au in particular!!

ot3: don’t have one - hornet is one character i’m very persnickety about my ships with, although ur valid if u have one

notp: quirrelnet. ur valid for shipping it but that is... Hardcore Not My Thing, as i very much see hornet as a lesbian, but ur valid.

best quote: “....what? you may think me stern, but i am not completely cold.”

headcanon: hornet is very much estranged from deepnest as a whole - she knows the survival skills and warrior nature of her people, but none of the craftsmanship or artistry, or really any knowledge of what it’s like to live in deepnest.

[ua-monoma]

.08.21.

... ... ...

ua-sugarman

So where are ya?

Dragon guy is cool too, but he's on THIn ICE

And Shark boy is completely cool!

ua-monoma

He has a name...

@s-sharkboy​

Haha, thanks!!

ua-sugarman

Don't care

@ua-kamakiri​

They both have names...

ua-sugarman

You shut up.

ua-rin

Oh... um... apologies.... I did not mean to overstep my place.

ua-sugarman

You're welcome, Namiko.

Right.

Ya weren't there.

ua-kamakiri

Don’t tell me what to do.

ua-rin

Yes. Of course. I’m... I’m sorry. I was only trying to help.

ua-monoma

Don't fucking talk to him like that.

ua-sugarman

Oooh

@ua-chargebolt

Oh, enough! We were all, or pretty much all, there, we went through some shit- sorry

Shouldn't we be sticking together and being supportive, instead of arguing?

ua-sugarman

Nah

Too late for that

ua-chargebolt

This doesn't change what happened.

ua-sugarman

Need a spotter still. Yer not helping >:(

ua-rin

Monoma-kun... thank you. But I should accept his anger if I am part of the cause, regardless of intent. 😔

ua-monoma

You don't have to accept anything.

Emotions aren't validated just by existing. He's being ridiculous.

ua-kamakiri

Don’t accept anger from him.

ua-chargebolt

But you're not, it's that stupid simulation, it's that stupid game, and all the bs we had to go through.

ua-rin

Ah... thank you very much.

ua-monoma

If you want to lash out, if you want to take your anger out on someone, take it out on someone who deserves it.

Take it out on me, I was the one who killed you in the first place.

Leave him alone.

@ua-hc7

Now now, children...

ua-sugarman

ah.

So you did?????

ua-monoma

Of course I did.

And I'd do it again, you annoying little twit.

ua-kamakiri

Don’t you fucking dare take it out on Monoma either.

ua-rin

Please... Monoma-kun....

ua-kamakiri

Take it out on a punching bag or something.

ua-sugarman

Guess I will...

Frigging PRINTER is here...

ua-hc7

😯

ua-chargebolt

what

ua-monoma

Of all the disrespect... You're embarrassing yourself and you're embarrassing your class.

ua-chargebolt

I mean, we all died in flames, but sure, class rivalry.

We're really zeroing in on the important things now

ua-monoma

Be quiet, it wasn't even real.

I'm not talking about the damned simulation, I'm talking about him disrespecting the people he's going to be working for in a few years.

ua-chargebolt

Felt real at the time but plus ultra ig

ua-kamakiri

This entire conversation is futile and dumb.

ua-monoma

Shichirou-san, I apologize on his behalf. The likes of him doesn't represent our school, I promise.

ua-hc7

😃 Quite alright, quite alright.

I'm not hurt. You don't have to worry!

ua-sugarman

...

ua-kamakiri

Cool.

ua-chargebolt

So, what do you think is representing our school, then... because I'd hope it wouldn't be anyone at the orientation

Not the kind of thing that brings out the best in people

ua-monoma

Nothing that happened at the orientation was real.

This is real. So, it counts.

ua-chargebolt

Ah.

((kami vc: So that's what you're telling yourself))

With that in mind

Maybe don't call my classmates names.

If this counts, then maybe be nice.

ua-monoma

Tell your classmates to do the same and I'll consider it.

ua-chargebolt

Very mature response.

s-sharkboy

Wait are we pretending the orientation didn’t happen. Cause like. We thought it was real. And it still happened so I mean. Fake consequences doesn’t mean it wasn’t real.

Then again, is this real? Hell if I know, hahaha!

ua-sugarman

He got it.

ua-chargebolt

"Just because it's happening inside your head doesn't mean it's not real"

ua-sugarman

Namiko got it.

ua-monoma

...

ua-chargebolt

But

I digress

ua-kamakiri

Let Monoma just chilll.

For fucking once

PLEASE

ua-monoma

It's fine.

You're all just upset that you lost.

ua-chargebolt

Kama, I wish he would chill..

ua-monoma

I'd be upset if I lost, too.

@s-camie

we all lost

every one of us

ua-chargebolt

Oh, ,we're gloating now?

s-camie

we all lost something

ua-namiko

Well duh haha who isn’t upset by being murdered. But yeah wasn’t really a real winner. All our asses got kicked and packs killed.

ua-chargebolt

Yeah, UA is looking real good now.

ua-kuroiro

What the fuck.

ua-kamakiri

We’re all being petty whores.

ua-chargebolt

All is a stretch, and you know that

ua-monoma

I proved I could handle whatever was thrown at me.

That's all I did.

ua-chargebolt

And whores coudl reaally do with a rest

ua-kamakiri

Okay. Everyone is being a petty asshole.

s-camie

this is fucking ridiculous

ua-monoma

You all proved that you can do a fantastic job at laying down to die while I did what was demanded of me.

It is not my fault I did what you couldn't.

ua-namiko

Gasp. We didn’t try to kill you. How horrible.

I mean I respect your decision but man, not cool.

ua-monoma

It was survival of the fittest.

Kill or be killed.

You of all people should understand that.

And respect that.

Hah.

ua-chargebolt

Oh, yes. The medic will

@ua-setsuna

Guys what the fuck

ua-kojibondo

[Bondo is online].

Stop. All of you.

I don't care about your choices or whatever.

ua-namiko

I do! I mean, I try to be a good medic - thank you, Kaminari! - but u get it. Mad respect for trying to save your pack - team - whatever you want to call it. I just didn’t think it was part of the whole “heroic ideal” thing. Guess I know better now.

s-camie

what even-

ua-monoma

What did you think it was a part of, then.

ua-kojibondo

Your feelings on the matter are valid

ua-monoma

Enlighten me.

s-camie

being a hero isn't KILLING YOUR FRIENDS

ua-kojibondo

But really.

ua-namiko

Self sacrifice?

ua-kojibondo

Shut up.

ua-monoma

Haha.

ua-kojibondo

All of you.

MONOMA.

ua-monoma

Which of you are my friends? I don't even KNOW you. And you, Utsushimi. I don't even like you.

s-sharkboy

Whatever. I’m sorry. Point is: not happy being fried, but I get it. You’re cool. Congratulations on winning. Murder is bad, but you were strong and made tough decisions and I respect that. Sorry for making you upset. 😔

ua-monoma

Thank you.

s-camie

monoma , quite honestly, i don't give a shit if you like me or not

i'm not a fan of yours either

ua-kojibondo

MONOMA.

Shut up.

ua-monoma

No.

ua-kojibondo

Why?

Stop this.

s-camie

we all went through hell and back and i'm not going to argue about this anymore but we need to stop talking about this

ua-kojibondo

This is senseless.

ua-rin

Please... we don’t have to fight. The whole thing is the fault of a villain, not each other. I understand that it’s not my place to speak, but... please....

ua-monoma

I wasn't the one to start this.

ua-kojibondo

You can speak, Hiryuu

It's not like you have to ask for permission

ua-monoma

The second I start defending myself, I'm the bad guy again.

I'm the villain.

ua-kojibondo

...

ua-monoma

How is that fair?

ua-kojibondo

Stop that.

ua-rin

You’re not a villain, Monoma-kun.

ua-kojibondo

This is getting senseless quickly.

ua-monoma

Then I'm senseless.

ua-kojibondo

No you're not.

s-camie

stop talking

all of you

ua-kojibondo

...

s-camie

we need to stop talking about what happened and focus on what needs to be done now

we can't change what happened

ua-chargebolt

Monoma, you insulted my classmates,, gloated about winning a real morbid game, and straight-up told Camie that you don't like her

And your surprised peopel didn't like that?

ua-kojibondo

So... What are we doing?

ua-rin

You’re not... Monoma-kun, please come over. We can talk together. Let this die down.

ua-monoma

My classmates were insulted FIRST. You will not put the blame on me for this when the damn caveman you associate with doesn't even know how to behave in public.

I'll come over now, Hiryuu-kun.

ua-rin

Thank you... I’ve missed you.

ua-kojibondo

...

ua-monoma

I've missed you, too.

I'll let this die. Obviously I'm the one causing all this strife. I won't bother anymore.

[Monoma is idle]

ua-chargebolt

For now anyway...

ua-kojibondo

Fine, then. Blame yourself.

ua-rin

You’re not! Such things are not the fault of one... ah.... I’m sorry, Monoma-kun....

s-camie

i'm so sick of this

ua-rin

I apologize for any part I played in this. Have a good day.

[Hiryuu Rin is idle]

[sxcksformao]

Some fucking hot bath headcanons because im on holiday

So they're all on a road trip and they've all saved up and shit for it but really Vivians sneaking some of his cash in bc he's well of

So I mean theyre in the place for hot baths why not

Chose the adult package for some reason?? Probs Collin is like "hah, we're 18 now basically mature" and everyone stupidly agrees with him even tho they want to go down some slides

First hours okay, they just romp from pool to pool and just chilll, immense adulting no jokes

Then someone points out the time and they get fucking bored

Petro then fucking starts splashing Collin which leads to an all out war

with some mild pushing from petro bc Collin is actually relaxed for once then he just gives in

Well ok a lot of pushing

Petro I mean flicks collin for effect but that doent work

So he just does smth himself and tries out a footpath

But he slips and collin just starts madly laughing and thats when petro fucking tackles him into the water and they get into a water fight

Abby pulls put a chemistry set the lifeguards are watching but they dont do shit cause theyre not really being a disturbance like petro and collin are

Viktorie and Vivian are just chilling, talking and watching the mess that is unfolding

Vivian just kinda... I mean he gets... damn Collins abs look good today

He just kinda smiles at they're anticts because honestly the smile on Collins face right now beats every thing like the life gaurds chasing them and threatening to throw all of them out

Soon it becomes too much and Vivian kinda has to interveine so he just steps between the two and leads Collin away to just sit quietly with him

Vivian leans on him and Collin just fucking melts also because the water is fucking hot

Petro just kinda leaves them because oh boy his bros getting some and also lord they're probs pkaying footsie right jow was that a moan?

It was. They are. Lord help the general public.

(I am at least 60% sure Petro will teasingly look over to the private spas and suggest vivs and collin fuck in there only for them to actually do it

They have a great time tho

Another thing to cross off the list)

[sapphirescript]

mood  right now; Every time I move my dog huffs and I legitimately get angry and get ready to yell before I realize it’s a fucking dog breathing, fcucking... chilll

[vesaliusetamet]

So... Alone at last... or?

After a hektic week at work, trying to make everything work in this economy, again I have my assistant T which really is a fantastic help. sadly Im diisapointed in myself since I seem to lack inspiration to do all that needs to get done. Luckily Im very aware and have found a remedy for next week. Since Im not social and alone every evening, its by choise, depressed and trust issues and my anger manegement problems are acting up again, its best Im alone. Tomorrow I get to hang out with my favorite person in the world, my doughter, so making plans for a great day. My time with her fuels me with great energy, that will last long into next week. Selling alot of stuff at the moment to get furniture etc for my appartement, also mmaking plans for cool art on the walls. When I get this done my doughter can stay over and we can chilll and have fun. Now if only the economy gets better for my company and this fucking #covid gets better, I can travel again. Planning to take some of my best clients to switzerland and letting them in on my adventures in my home away from home. Also need to go on meetings and grow as a shop, need more jewlery and a new watch brand.

Finally starting to get better , hope it doont get fucked up again.

If anyone else is out there #alone #depressed and #dissapointed please give me a heads up, lets chat, follow and mayby have it better together, coz people thats not deppressed sure as hell dont know what we are going trough. I dont care about colour, sex or anything, I would like to chat.

Have a great #friday Stay #alive and lets chat.

T

#contact #lonely #alone #depressed

[one-bj-pls-blog]

“cool kids”

yo so I was at a small party last night and it was with kids that are considered like the popular kids from my town that I went to school with in high school so I was chill I was always kind of on the edge of this group anyway I mean sometimes I would be a part of it but sometimes I wasn’t fucking with them at all. and recently I've been kind of depressed and felt shitty because iwasnt like really part of this group and it made me feel like a loser because I do nt even know actually but it just did and then it was chill there I mean they’re all chill with me there so it was alright and these couple guys beau and Cason are there and they’re like the same as me like kind of on the edge of popular kids and I'm chilll with them and this girl Genna and Kenzie are talking so fucking much like Kenzie is so fucking dramatic and she’s telling me a story which I already is not true because I know thats how this bitch is and she’s telling me about how this guy nick was trying so hard to fuck her and I know nick and that was not how it went down but idgaf and I'm just straight up like Kenzie I don’t believe you and you can keep telling this story but I know thats not how it went down so I don't care. and then her and Genna are talking about going parties at their colleges and talking about how much they hang out with all the wrestlers there and Cason and I are sitting across from each other around this fire 

(yes a bonfire outside I live a small ass town this is how every party is) 

so I look at Cason and I mouth to him “wow this is so interesting” and he is just cracking up and he’s like yo Cole you gotta come sit by me so I come over and sit by him and him and I are whispering jokes about these two girls while they are still talking about how much they hangout with the wrestlers at their college and he turns to me and says “lets see how much we can get them to talk” and he’s like “wow you guys must be with those guys like all the time how often do you see them?” and Kenzie is like “well probably like 4 times a week we party together like every weekend” and cason says “you must know a bunch of wrestlers then, can you name them all?” and this bitch is so fucking stupid she doesn’t realize cason and I are making fun of her and she starts naming them “josh, Jacob, Casey” etc and she's like counting them on her fingers and I can’t control my laughing so I go inside and I'm dying just sitting on the couch fucking laughing my asss off. this shit made me realize how much the popular kids are actually so fucking stupid and I don’t like any of them and I'm glad I'm not involved in their shit all the time because it would make me so fucking stupid  

[lightspren]

1-50?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

WHO ARE YOU ANON THAT YOU CARE ABOUT ME anyway here they are under the cut

2. Are you outgoing or shy?Somewhere in the middle tbh, if I’m in a group setting I start withdrawing but one on one I’m pretty outgoing


3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?FELIX OH MY MOTHERFUCKING GOD MY BEST FRIEND IS COMING BEGINNING OF MARCH I CANT EXPRESS HOW THRILLED I AM


4. Are you easy to get along with?Superficially, in meaningless settings? Yes. Actual real friendship? no lol ppl don’t like me


5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?Assuming this means who is, probably my husband or Felix lol. they’d both laugh at me but at least they’d also pity me.


6. What kind of people are you attracted to?Nerdy people, sweet people, Every Girl Ever


7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?Certainly fucking hope so, kinda like my husband


8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?~*~opposite gender is a fakey fake term~*~


9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?completely depends upon who, and what level of detail.


10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?Felix ily


11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?“SRSLY I’m gonna nap and hpefully that plus chilll time later does a reset” my brain’s had a bad day lol


12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?Numb - Marina and the DiamondsThe Cave - Mumford & SonsKiller Queen - QueenDrops of Jupiter - TrainCan’t really think of a fifth one so lol


13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?GOD YES


14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?Luck I think so, miracles I’m much iffier on


15. What good thing happened this summer?Summer is the season of hell and nothing good comes of it


16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?husband, so i fully intend to


17. Do you think there is life on other planets?somewhere, yes, absolutely


18. Do you still talk to your first crush?fucking god no


19. Do you like bubble baths?drown me in bubbles tbh


20. Do you like your neighbors?the old lady on one side is quiet so yes. the ones on the other side just moved in but they seem to be quiet so tenative yes there too


21. What are you bad habits?DERMATILLOMANIA jesus fucking christ


22. Where would you like to travel?Scotland, Japan, England


23. Do you have trust issues?Not really I don’t think, I kind of trust too easily


24. Favorite part of your daily routine?collapsing into bed once the “functional adult” part of the day is over, around 5pm daily


25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?my weight lol


26. What do you do when you wake up?often, cry


27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?no


28. Who are you most comfortable around?felix or batman lol


29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?I don’t have a romantic ex WHOOP


30. Do you ever want to get married?feel like i already answered this


31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?a tiny mini one, I think it’s cute


32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?None god ew


33. Spell your name with your chin.no. lol.


34. Do you play sports? What sports?I used to do karate and i was REALLY GOOD AT IT GOD. I WAS SO GOOD. but i’m on that good old fibromyalgia trainwreck now so no.


35. Would you rather live without TV or music?tv probably. i forget to watch my shows often lol.


36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?see: every crush I had before my husband.


37. What do you say during awkward silences?nothing. i generally am just grateful that there’s silence.


38. Describe your dream girl/guy?my husband.


39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?im broke so walmart, dollar general, dollar tree. but also micheals, because i’m also a slut for crafting materials.


40. What do you want to do after high school?*is three months away from getting my bachelors* uh


41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?not everyone. most people. not everyone.


42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?that i’m existing lol


43. Do you smile at strangers?always. give random compliments too.


44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?SPACE. STARS. SPAAAACE.


45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?fear of starvation/losing my job and guilt over being “lazy”


46. What are you paranoid about?a Lot


47. Have you ever been high?nooope. well. slightly on my pain meds but not REALLY, just mild side effects.


48. Have you ever been drunk?noooope.


49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?no I don’t think so


50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?navy blue with constellations all over ~~