#chillls every fucking time to this

[almalvo]

STAR TREK: DISCOVERY | S1E3 "Context Is For Kings"

[I will react to each episode individually and in full, raw reception and then post as is unrevised here onto my tumblr for the full span of every and all NuTrek episodes and series that have been and will be released. If this falls under your field of interest - I welcome your company in joining me. Enjoy the ride.] -------

Rated "mature" huh. [suspicious face] man seeing the starfleet symbol ugh man look outside its so pretty i love the colours i keep saying this but i looooove the colourssss ugh these effects are so are SOOO whoa nice suit on the pilot the filming style is odd in DISCO pacing wise rn still but whats cool is it no longer feels like that almost stagnant "another day in star trek" type feeling. everything feels very specialised episode by episode - very "limited series" - cuz it is. what ship is this it looks kinda like an idic pin from underneath NCC OH SHIT ITS THE SHIPPPPPP OHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKK THIS IS DISCOVERY?!!?!??!?!??! OH MFUCK ITS NAME IS AFTER A SHIP YEAH OK DUH BUT ALSO WHAT THE FUCK ugh this intro listen youll read this probably the next 50 times over how i just gawk at the everything that im eating right now with my eyeballs the Discovery ship has such an odd shape no but its literally IDIC the ship but also its SOOO cool to see the evolution of the ship designs until we land at the PERFECT ratio of NCC-1701 Enterprise.

fuck that just made me think - oh SHIT---

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh who HO\ WHO WHO LEADS THIS SHIP WHO WHOOOOOOOOOO LEEEAAAAAAADS THHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS SHHSHSIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP whoa eyes with pretty reflection/not reflection nvm who is this????????? gabriel lorca? ok sry not to be underwhelmed but i am too eager its my fault alright mr. lorca - lets see what you about. i have never seen someone just eat fortune cookies like an everyday snack in a wooden bowl. discovery has a very interesting feeling, more..

door just shut in her face wow WHO ELSE IS ON THIS MASSIVE SHIP THOUGH NO NO NO ALSO ITS A FUCKING SCIENCE VESSEL. SCIENCE. VESSEL. SCIENCE. Whos this lady? aw she seems cute sylvia tilly? aw poor gal id shake her hand yo i like these beds mickey nah nahhh no thanks sylvia. sylvia. listen. dont be weird now. black alert. intersting what the hell ? its so PRETTY THOUGH whoaaaaa WHAOSSSS WHOAAA yeah no WHAT the hell IS going on on this ship please do tell??? new replicator hi saruuuu he is very fitting as first officer what are you eating? hahahahahhahha wow they nailed that one blueberries huh yeahhhh not me thinkin he eating larvae or somethin nope no sirrr i like the bowl hes eats from from though ugh hes so TALLLLL hes such a nice stick

idk why the title image of this show with burnham giving the vulcan salute only NOW is hitting me with its potential significance

fearing a black woman huh idk bruh come on now star trek not today bro not today

stamets why does this name sound familiar tf is this so fuckin weird though must we be so discriminatory tho lmao this stamets? whats this sparkle wahts happening stamets are you gay sir are you gay damn sir wonder what you gon do also burnham giving the vulcan brow ugh itll be so cool to have holographic text though? man how can we get that to work without a backlight of aerosol straal? straal and stamets. excuse me. ARE YALL LOVERS ??? ARE YALL A'LOVIN??? KISSY KISSY? YALL BOYFREEENNNNS??? lurkers lol ok. lurker such a fuckin nerdy word lmaooo stamets and straal huh. i got my EYES on you ew also give me that starfleet towel WHERE ARE YOU BURNHAM THIS LOOKS SO FUCKING BEUATIFUL OH MY GOD I HAVE ENVISIONED SOMETHING SO MUCH LIKE THIS ONBOARD STARFLEET SHIPS LIKE WE ALL HAVE OH MY GOD that put a chilll through my spine in a wonderful way

lorca has a mouth and rbf eyes like Homelander his face kind of reminds me of homelander lmaoo hi sylvia yall need to smile a bit mroe lol you better apologise the green screening is almost perfect but the border is still there the border of sylvias face against the greenscreen behidn the glass is too hard when its blue outside when irl the face woul have a light that really diffuses about the curfature of her face anwyays astromycologist fascinating. i like what hes talking about though tickles the science degree in me hahaha man what is this research im so curious what project is lorca up to? ugh so juicy im SOOO curious ugh shuttlepod looks fucking sexy. alright whos gonna die in here. whos the redshirt in this away party. whoaaa the mangling is nicee WHAT WAS THAT oml star trek horror though is SUCH a grand idea fuckkkk meeeee bruh this deadspace or what no lie i like the OG bat'leth design more of the blades splayed INWARDS than out

thats big bruh this is liteally deadspace its not gorn in here right lol its not right idk gorn gorn. gorn can do this right thats the first thing i thought when i saw any of this damage. sylvia you brave owowowoww NEVER MIND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT someone give me a star trek indie horror game RIGHT NOW DO IT ill fucking do it if no one does ill fucking DO IT. oop well guess we know who the redshirt is. broo the way their bodies are twisted like that is wickedddd i dont think ive seen bodies STRETCHED and wrung like a towel before stamets is so calm he dont give no fuck. stamets my man what have you BEEN through?

big space mole looks like a fuckin cow-size tardigrade JEFFERIES TUUUUUBEEE burnham's composure is crazy ugh she recitin what? it better not be another "literary classic" bullshit. this is literally a giant tardigrade. ugh look at the bridgee i love this shot from the outside in why it blurry at the end tho ay ooo who this freeza droid XD GIVE ME THOSE BOOTS YO i want my room to be the bridge oh my god if i had money id remodel my house and make my room the bridge the viewscreen would be my personal theatre fucking bigass monitor projection did I hear that--- TRI TRIBBBLEEEEE EAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT IS A FUCKINGGGG TRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNNNNN HIIIIIIS DESSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKK they really are just having this conversation with a tribble just chillin on his desk son. i knew that sound anywhere oh my god GIVE ME ONE RIGHT NWO GIVE ME A BLACK ONE RIGHT NOW.

FUCK. bye tribbleee oooo in-ship transport what is this box what is the research what the fuck is happening. that is so pretty ohh intersting organic propulsion this is fascinaatingggg oh i really like this lorca has great delivery i BELIEVE in his role god the magic of masterful actors. love it WHOA THIS IS TOO FUCKING BEAUTLFUL NOOOOOO TAKE ME AWAYYYYY oh i love this pacing just now this whole scene was so good im so enamoured right now ugh its so nice to see creative cinematography why the tendrils on saru though what purpose do they serve wtf man wonder if we gon have more that typical star trek alien sexy-time lmaooooo ugh alice in wonderland really when we done with this shit :/ sylvia you wanna be captain? u know what - maybe you might be. if you dont die getting there. (you didnt hear that from me ahurghurghurgunrguhg-)

FOSTER FOSTER MOM AND HER SON??? YOU GREW UP WITH SPOCK????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK WHYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU TELLIN ME BURNHAM IS KIRK'S SISTER IN LAW GET THE FUCK OUT

imn losin it whoa dead spcimens who whats in ITS THE GIANT TARDIGRADE sir you did this on purpose what you plannin lorca whats your grand design ughhh the scale of this ship though ugh EAT ME UP no i like that scene a lot though the one with cap lorca talking to burnham in the box - please intellectual star trek lore on mainstream play with modern techonological representation PLEASE oh im so intriguedddddddd.

bring it the fuck on.

kirk's sister in law, what even the fuck--

[waveswept]

pms b like anxiety

[imaginesntingz]

Haikyuu Headcannons: When they’re obsessed with your 🍑 (Oikawa Tooru, Ukai Keishin, Kozume Kenma)

Warnings: Swearing, not super explicit/nsfw, but suggestive content so I’ll put it below the cut just in case

A/N: What’s good everyone? Here’s something that I’ve stayed up way too late working on. It’s 5 in the morning and I’ve forgotten my own name. Let me know if y’all want a continuation with other characters. They all ended up being setters in this one so I just went with it I guess. All characters are aged up and 18+. I hope you enjoy! Please don’t copy any of my writings. My content is originally written and I put a lot of time and effort into each piece. Ask me before reposting.

Oikawa Tooru:

Of course he’s respectful when you’re in public, but that doesn’t mean he hasn’t noticed the way that new skirt he bought you last week accentuates your ass in justtt the right way.

You’ve caught him staring a few times and he always plays innocent like the sly little shit that he is.

You called him out once, but you know your mans is dramatic

“You wound me, (y/n) chan! What kind of a man do you take me for? I’m a gentleman! Honestly it’s not all that impressive anyways”

“Sounds like someone’s projecting”

“(Y/N), YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!”

“You blatantly asked for the smoke, so I kindly obliged~”

“I was just kidding, baby! Why’d you have to come for me like that? 😭😭😭😭”

You had one brattykawa on your hands after that one. Dats tough

Anywhooo

Once you two are alone OOF. This. Bitch. Is. SHAMELESS.

He can’t keep his hands off of you. Doesn’t matter the size or shape

Your ass = Tooru magnet

He could pick you out in a crowd of people based on that booty alone

You’ll be cuddling on the couch, you're on top with your head on his chest just watching a movie and enjoying each other’s presence. Then BAM he’s got both cheeks in each hand, squeezing and kneading firmly

“Neee, (y/n) chan~ You’re so soft, baby girl~ How is that even allowed? Damn you’re so gorgeous, princess”

You: Head Empty

You're bent over the kitchen island scrolling through your phone? This mans is playing patty cake on your buns. Those setter hands are dangerously powerful. Of course he knows how to restrain himself as to not hurt you but whew some of those spanks leave you deliciously breathless and your little gasps are like music to his ears… which usually leads to other tingzzzzz and Tooru teasing you for walking funny the next day

Could his ego get any bigger? I don’t know if we’d survive it

Wearing his favorite pair of leggings or those cute pajama shorts? It’s on sight. You’re trapped beneath this painfully beautiful brat of a man and you wouldn’t have it any other way

And lawwdd if you know how to twerk. He might just faint on the spot

RIP Oikawa it was for a good cause

Ukai Keishin:

Oh boy

Keishin gives me serious ass man vibes. Idk what it is

He worships you in every way possible, but that ass holds a special place in this cranky man’s heart

After a long day of working with crops, managing the store and volleyball practice, this man is tired and grumpy. Hinata somehow managed to almost meet his eternal rest when he was nearly hit by a TRUCK and a CAR and a BIKE and a STATIONARY POLE trying to outdo Kageyama while racing in the neighborhood. He swears those kids have taken at least ten years off his life span.

This man is v stressed

So when he comes home to find you reading in bed on your stomach in nothing but his t-shirt and those sexy panties that show off that beautiful bum… Honestly he could’ve cried he was so geeked.

He teared up a bit ngl (He’d never admit it tho)

This guy swan dived into bed, wrapping his arms around your waist, nuzzling his face into your glorious cakes

“Bad day, hon?”

“Mmmphh”

He took a fat nap right then and there

He was so bitchy and whiny when you woke him up to change sleeping positions (as long as you let him slip a hand on a cheek when you got comfortable, he’s a happy camper)

He just loves feeling the warmth and weight of it in his hands, it’s comforting to him and feels super grounding idk

But boy oh boy does this man love to give it a good smack or two or ten

Watch out bb 😈

He’ll spank you anywhere anytime, but he’s real sneaky about it in public….until he’s not LOL. It just depends on the environment and who is around

Like Oikawa, the strength in those setter hands will have you shOOk to the core especially a seasoned one like Kei

One time you were doing your morning stretches, slipping into downward dog and HO. NEY. Keishin was already pulling you flush against his pelvis and smacking that 🍑 like a djembe drum until tears pricked your eyes. Your whole body was vibrating with desire it was WILD

“Ohhhh, sweetheart. You are a work of fucking art, you know that? You’re not going anywhere today. That’s a promise.”

And that’s how you ended up with twins. Not sorry.

10/10 would recommend

Kozume Kenma:

Listen Linda

It took a while for you to notice

But Kenma is truly OBSESSED with the booty

It took him a while to even admit it to himself tbh

He would look away immediately when he caught himself staring

And he may have appeared chill on the surface but blondie was internally screaming as you literally sat on top of him while he was gaming

He was so hesitant poor bb was overthinking it so hard. He just didn’t want you to feel uncomfortable or think he was weird etc etc

It was confirmed to you when you started waking up in the middle of the night to a fully unconscious Kenma giving your ass subtle squeezes in his sleep

You’ll literally have to sit this man down and be super direct about it

Once you give him the go ahead chillle it’s on and poppin

Only when y’all are alone of course cuz as we know, Kenma is v shy and a very private person

He’s not the pda type in general

Again, he loves it when you sit on top of him when he’s playing video games. Especially when you straddle him. His hand does this smooth slide down your back that sends shivers down your spine before settling over the swell of your butt. He’ll give the occasional rub and caresses your thigh softly. Another muse of his. Kenma LIVES for your thighs. Would happily be suffocated by them. Whoops. Squeeze them around his waist or grind into his lap and you’ll be on your back faster than you can say yes please

When you’re cuddling, he’ll just start jiggling that cake in his hands. He finds it fascinating, soothing and unbelievably hot all at once. The perfect combination in his opinion.

“ . . . Kenma?”

“Hm?”

“Watcha doin back there?”

*continues in concentrated silence*

“Babe??”

“. . . You’re like a sexy human stress ball . . So soft . . So cute . . So squishy . .”

“Ummmkay?”

My mans is hypnotized. He would do that shit for hours if you let him let’s be real. That thang is thangin

He would buy you ALL of the jeans, leggings, shorts, dresses, hoodies, crops, shirts, skirts. Everything and anything that fits your body type in all the right places, Kenma is on it and good lord is he invested. He absolutely spoils you. Blondie bae is surprisingly good at keeping your style in mind while also pushing you to try new things that end up making you look stunning. Big ups

The only time Kenma has spanked you was in retaliation. You wanted to see his reaction to being spanked. So once when he was distracted by his switch, you slowly walked up behind him and SMACK

Kenma nearly dropped the damn switch 😤 You’ve never seen this boi whip his whole body around and bend you over so fast

Two swift yet heavy blows to your backside had you rethinking your whole life. Everything about that moment lives in your head rent free

[your-local-bnha-writer]

Hello ur my favorite account😭! Can I request a HC with Tanaka, Noya, Tsuki, & Kageyama where u guys are dating but at a tournament, u run into ur ex boyfriend ( who is a huge douchebag) and is saying a bunch of garbage about u? How would they react? , how would it impact their playing style cause get this- karasuno is playing against ur ex boyfriends team🤭🤭🤭🤭

jealous bfs tanaka, noya, tsukki kags,

hey I’m gonna mash these two requests! I hope you enjoy this was a lot of fun to write!

also favourite account?? me?? 🥺🥺

➣ characters included : tanaka, noya, tsukki, kageyama (separately) x fem!reader

➣ headcannons

➣ warning : a lot of swearing 😳 like there’s a lot, your jerk ex talking crap, scary bfs

ryūnosuke tanaka

- karasuno had made it to the nationals, and right before their game against Tsubakihara, lil ol Tanaka had to use the bathroom

- a horrible decision really, just ask hinata

- he walks in and hears your trash ex talking crap abt you

“Yeah, can you believe it? I saw my ex here, Y/n. I think she’s the manager for her team? Karasuno. Is she really that desperate for attention from other guys?”

- Tanaka is p i s s e d like, no one gets to talk about his precious love without experiencing the wrath from Ryūnosuke Tanaka

- So mans just straight up walks to your ex, “gently” taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and starts defending your honour

“Y/n? Y/n L/n? The most beautiful, gorgeous, precious girl in the world? That Y/n?”

“Uh, yeah? Who are y—”

“Hi I’m the new boyfriend, and let me just tell you...”

- Tanaka goes oFF he’s not letting this douche bag of an ex get his way, he straight up just goes on a 2 hours speech about how perfect you were

- and how much of a douche your ex was

- Eventually, Hinata finds Tanaka in the bathroom (since his stomach was actin up lol) and goes to alert the other guys + you

- So, the whole gang is here, Daichi and Suga have to drAG Tanaka away from your ex while Noya hypes him up

- You have to calm him down and ask him why the hell he was yelling at someone in the bathroom

“Your ex was talking shit about you, I’m not just gonna let them do that”

- You’re immediately like 🥺🥺 Tanakaaaa you didn’t have to do that omg I love you sm

- When it’s finally time play these guys Tanaka is surprisingly calm, like it’s actually terrifying

- Oh and you bet Tanaka’s going all out he is on fire, he’s landing every spike and you can practically hear the impact on it

- Right after he lands a spike he celebrates with his team and stares directly at your ex who’s shooketh 😳

“Yeah take that! You regret breaking up with Y/n now?”

“Tanaka stOoOoP omg—”

- After Karasuno wins he gives you the most passionate kiss, in front of your ex and you pull away blushing

- Your ex just rolls his eyes and goes to pack up with his team while Tanaka’s looking all smug and Noya’s hyPED

yuu nishinoya

- The boys were getting ready for the match against Johzenji, and were just doing some basic warmups

- You had to help Kyoko and Yachi with something so you weren’t in the gym at the moment

- But your asshole of an ex was talking shit about you, very loudly 😳 and very obnoxiously too

- This mf, instead of practicing and doing fricken warmups, he’s talking crap abt you, and you weren’t even in the vicinity!

- But your boyfriend was, oh and he heard everything, every single word that came out of you ex’s mouth

“Pfft yeah she’s still annoying as ever, not surprised she’s dating the dude that’s 5’2”

- Ohh big mistake bud, not only did you insult his perfect Gf, but his height as well? Like dang pick one or the other dude

- So, Noya can’t take it anymore he’s been holding back bc he’s supposed to be warming up for the game but at this point he just couldn’t

- He straight up runs over to the other side of the gym to knock some sense into the jerk

- Tanaka follows not to stop him (although he is a bit worried 😳) but to hype him up bc that’s his best friend’s gf you don’t get to do that

- Asahi is scared shitless so Ennoshita has to keep the horny tornado in check, while Suga is conflicted

“What the hell did you say? Don’t you dare insult Y/n again! This is why she left your sorry ass! Who are you talk shit about my beautiful girlfriend I’ll fight you right now—”

- Ahem well, as you can see he’s very pissed off and uh he ends up getting scolded by coach Ukai

- except at the very end of him scolding he gives noya a few pointers on how to defend your gf without showing bad sportsmanship

- You witness the whole thing and just go up to Noya to calm him down a little

“Thank you, but you didn’t have to go off like that,”

“Yeah I did, Im not letting that douche talk shit about my crazy hot girlfriend”

- noya stop this isn’t the time 😳🥵

- During the game he is extremely focused and there’s this terrifying aura that’s escaping him

- Like Asahi might actually shit his pants just standing next to him

- Karasuno absolutely destroys Johzenji bc Noya is not letting that ball drop on their side of the court

- After the game, like Tanaka Noya straight up kisses you in front of your ex, leaving you a blushing mess as Noya gives him a smug look

kei tsukishima

- aHEM um, alright get ready folks bc this is a scary one

- So it’s Kagugawa vs Karasuno and Yamaguchi is sort of wandering around with Hinata right before the game probably to try and cool their nerves 💀💀

- When they hear your someone talking abt you

“My ex is here we’re vs her team, I know yeah, she’s probably so annoying”

- Dude Yamaguchi and Hinata have never ran faster in their entire lives, they immediately go to tsukki and it’s just a scream fest

“TSUKKI THERES SOMEONE TALKING ABT Y/N!”

“yeAH!! and he was all like ‘she’s probably so annoying’”

“mHM AND—”

“okay I think I got it, where are they?”

- shits about to go down, when Tsukki gets mad, he doesn’t lose is cool, instead he keeps a level head and strategize on how to completely destroy his opponent

- so Yams and Hinata drag him to where your ex was and point him out, and he’s stILL on the phone

“Mhm, yeah she’s super annoying”

- Oh Tsukki is pissed off, he has this intimidating aura coming from him as he approaches the dude that’s shitting on you

“You’re the ex? Yikes...😬”

- Tsukki will wait for what he has to say and the whole time he just has the biggest smirk on his face, like it’s about to go down

- Yams and Sho are hyped uP but they’re waiting behind the door bc they’re babies and they’re scared

- Mm Tsukki does not hold back, he straight up roasts this dudes ass, mans just releases all the salt that’s stored in him

“Mhm yeah, that’s pretty pathetic”

“Heh lame”

“Wow...I can’t believe she really dated you”

- Yeah that’s not that much salt

- Tanaka find the three of them in the bathroom and as much as he wants Tsukki to keep going, they have to get ready for the game

- During the game, your ex tries to spike and he’s instantly shut down my Tsukki and his 6’3 ass, It’s quite hilarious 😌

- Anyways, Tsukki blocks your ex every single time wiTH A SMIRK, mans is not holding back on this bitch

- He says it’s bc he was predictable

- Later, Karasuno beats Kagugawa and Tsukki hardcore glares at your ex like it’s pretty scary since Tsukki is one to act all sassy rather than mad when he gets irritated

“You don’t talk shit about her, ever”

- SUDHDJD DAMN TSUKKI CHILLL

- You watch all of this happen and you immediately ask your boyfriend if something was wrong bc you’re a tad bit worried

“We just had a disagreement that’s all”

“uHH YEAH RIGHT TSUKKI WENT OFF EARLIER IN THE BATHROOM—”

tobio kageyama

- Um another scary bitch please do not talk trash about his gf when he’s around

- He’s probably filing his nails away from his team bc he needs his peace and quiet and doesn’t wanna get bullied by Hinata and Tsukki

- When he hears a guy talking very loudly to his friend, now usually he’d ignore them or move spots but like this dude is talking abt you

- So, he stays for a bit and listens to what he has to say. Who even is this dude? Why does he know you? Why is talking to loud like please shut the f—

“Pfft yeah my ex is here with her volleyball team, I talked to her earlier and oh my god she’s exactly the same when I first dated her”

- I’m not sure if that’s a roast sorry I’m bad at these

- Oh now Kags is pissed, see he was already a little irked that this jerk was your ex but he was also talking trash abt you? Nahh

- He throws his nail file on the ground and stomps right up to this douche to smack some sense in him

“Yeah she’s hella annoy—”

“Why don’t you shut the fuck up?”

“Who tf—”

- So Kageyama is also unusually “calm” about the whole situation which makes it even more terrifying

- Kageyama will most likely go off and tell this dude that he has no business talking abt his gf like that

- he’ll focus more on dissing the dude and let me tell you this dude’s roasts h u r t

- like his insults are like 90% swear words

“goblin lookin ass”

“long titty no nipple lookin ass”

“get outta here you abominable fuck waffle”

- Imagine this scary ass dude coming up to you, telling you to shut the fuck up, then realizing this is Tobio Kageyama, The King of the Court, the incredible setter that has precise aim, the 2nd half of the freak duo, going off on how you should stfu abt his gf

- oh and you’re facing him on your next game

- and he absolutely obliterates your sorry ass

- his sets are perfect, he blocks every single fuckin spike you make, and when you think he’s going setting to #10 think again bc he will do a setter dump

- basically he’s on fire and tear the other team to shreds it’s kind of scary actually, hinata was sweating buckets when kageyama served since he looked so terrifying at the moment

- after the game, kageyama would want to leave immediately he doesn’t want to see your ex anymore

“You doing okie? Did something happen with you and him before the game?”

“Yep, but it’s nothing don’t worry about it”

- kags you have that creepy smile again stop you’re scaring y/n

[yejiroh]

Hello!

Heya! So i really really really like your works, so id like to request Tamaki x Reader, where his S/O is very good at like gaming?

She usually plays minecraft and fps games and shes extremely good at it. I’d really like a scenario where they play Valorant, a tactical shooting game just like overwatch and csgo, like usually tamaki plays with like mirio and some of his friends and one of them was busy so mirio decided to invite her to play and ends up carrying the team with an ace or two.      (P.s I dont usually request because i fear that i dont follow the rules properly, but i love love ur works :)  Happy New Year ! )

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Authors note:

@plutostones​ Hi, how are ya? I just found this, so sorry for the wait. Also, I tagged you because you put this in as a submission, not an ask, so I didn’t know whether or not you’d get the memo. Anyways, thank you for requesting, and thank you for being a fan of my work-it means a lot.  I don’t play Valorant but from what your describing it sounds like Blitzbergade- which i do play. Sorry in adavance if this is not how the game goes, but i did do some research.

And to everyone wanting to request, the requests are open; just read the rules!

Because this was so late, I made it long.  

Suns Out Guns Out!

-PLATONIC- (kinda)

Word count: 2000+

Staring Tamaki Amajiki, Mirio Togata, Nejire Hado, and of course, the lovely Y/n L/n!

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Three monitors glared at Tamaki, the LED screens too bright for his poorly lit room. Discord, Twitch, and Valorant displayed, his fingers smashing the keyboard loudly, the familiar “clack, clack,clack” ringing in his ears.

It was routine, everyday after school, the five of them: Tamaki, Mirio, Nejire, Yuuyu, and Kirishima would open Valorant, Discord, and Twitch.

“Ah, dammit! Not again!”

“Mirio, calm down; it’s just a game.”

“I just can’t help but to get riled up- sorry.”

“Why are you so mad anyway?”

“This guy- Flippy2252- he keeps killing me every time I get back! And the worst part is, they never run! They just walk in and shoot everyone!”

Tamaki took off his headset, throwing it to the side. Mirio was never one to whine about losing, but having a 22-0  losing streak was pretty rough on anyone’s ego.  Looking at the left monitor, Twitch was going crazy. The live chat was full of onlookers and the 10 players were all at war, angry at Flippy2252 for not letting anyone else get a kill, or Flippy2252 killing people every time with no hesitation.

It was always Flippy2252.

All it took to beat Flippy was an upgrade of armour, right? But neither he, Mirio, Kirshima, nor Nejire had enough credits or was willing to get such an upgrade. They were fine as is. Yuuyu was fine to. Kind of. 

Sighing, Tamaki put the headset back on, holding the attached mic. “Mirio, where’d you go? I knew this game was  hard...let's just call it a night- we have a test tomorrow and the event.”

“Guys, about that, I can’t play tomorrow- I have a cousin coming over .”

Whining, Nejire’s voice piped through the headphones. “Really Kirishima? But tomorrow is what counts!” 

“I know, it’s not manly of me, and I’m sorry guys! But Bakubro said-”

“Bakugou? You’re leaving for your boyfriend, not your family!”

“What? No, He’s NOT my boyfriend! And my cousin IS coming over!”

“Wooow Kiri, I expect this from everyone but you!”

Tamaki looked at the screen, tuning his friends out. The match was over. They had lost.

Again.

***

Rushing up the stairs of the U.A. building, Tamaki and Mirio panted, having overslept and missing the train.

“Wooh! That was a good way to wake yourself up, right, Tamaki?”

“I-I guess. I’m tired now. We should have just not come since we’re this late.”

“Nonsense! We made it on time- hey there’s Y/n!”

Mirio waved a hand out to the person in question, calling out to her.

‘Hey, Y/n! You ready for the test?”

Y/n turned over, making quick eye contact with Tamaki before he covered his face. 

Looking back to Mirio, she gave a sweet smile, putting a fist in the air.

“I actually studied for this one, so heck yeah!” “Good to hear! Hopefully we all get good marks this time, yeah?”

Y/n nodded, looking at her phone-

“Is that a Valorant background?”

“Hm? Oh, yeah! I love that game!”

Mirio smiled. “What a coincidence-”he nudged Tamaki-”We do to! Say, are you any good?”

Y/n chuckled, waving her phone around.”I’d like to say I’m pre-tay good. What about you guys?”

“Well, we’re amazing, don’t get me wrong, there’s just always this one guy who just comes in, kills everyone, and leaves. You can’t even respawn in peace!”

Y/n’s chuckles turned into hollers, knowing exactly who they were talking about.  “Oh god- you mean that Flippy dude? They’re awseome!”

“Yeah, but they don’t give mercy for anything!”

“You’re not supposed to, it’s a gun game. Tell you what, give me your discords and I’ll help you guys. I’ve gotten a couple kills against the dude.”

Was this a blessing? They were just looking for someone! Mirio tooked Y/n’s hand, bowing down, and pretended to wipe a tear away. “M’lady, it would be an honor, for our time in war-”

“We were just looking for another player cause one of ours bailed.” Tamaki muttered, interuppting the poetic Mirio.

Clapping her hands, Y/n smiled again. “Great! Just put your tags in my phone and we can do the event today! Also, good luck on the tests!”

***

Y/n sat down, her computer moniters clocks all set to count the second. Hand on the mouse, she breathed in, watching, waiting.

5...4...3...2...1- She slammed the keys, logging into everything at once. A beep form one; a Discord call. 

“Hey Y/n! You ready?”

“Yeah. Who else is on the team, other then you and Tamaki?”

“Nejire and Yuuyuu.”

She looked at the moiters, nodding. Okay. There’s 10 seconds into the game, okay? We have 3 hours, 45 minutes, and now...37 seconds until the event is done. We split the prize between who got the most kills or who did the most.”

“Okay.”

Just before she ended the call, Y/n quickly added. 

“And I’m Flippy2252.”

***

Tamaki spit his drink. Y/n was Flippy? No way! Slamming the keys, his avatar ran around the map. Now that he didn’t have to worry about Flippy killing him, he could actuallydo something! 

But the event was Capture The Flag, and he wasn’t too good at that. Running up a ramp, he spotted a red name, quickly shooting. But his sniper was no good.  Flippy-no, Y/n- ran up behind him, gunning down the red in her path. Soon she had the flag, and was running away.

“WOOOAHHH!” Mirio hollered through the headset. “I suddenly feel useless in a good way!”

What the heck?

“Mirio, that doesn’t make sense.”

“Weirdo.”

“This  game is as good as ours!”

Tamaki looked at the Twitch Moniter, smiling.

‘Since when was Flippy on team blue?’

‘Who cares? They’re still kicking ass!’

‘If they’re not on red it’s not even worth watching.’

‘Shut yo bitch ass up, like the fuck you gon do? Its a game the fuck?’

‘Really? Language guys. they can read everything.’

‘they too  focused on the game’

‘FLIPPY IS SO HOT WOOF WOOF BARK BARK AWWOOOGA’

‘Bro chilll you just lke their avatar’

People are weird. Walking into a building, he layed his avatar down. Just one more kill and they’d win the first round, and an Ace at that. 

***

1 minute left in the event, and Y/n still had the flag.

Tamaki followed, gunning down everyone chassing them and shooting at them. 

Capture the flag had never been so chaotic.

10 seconds in, they just had to get to their home base.

“Run Flippy run!”

5

4

3

2

1

A large VICTORY was displayed on theor teams screens, Y/n shreiking with laughter.

“That was so insane!”

“We actually won an event? FINALLY!”

Everyone was sreaming through the headsets, and once again Tamaki took it off, throwing it to the side.

Laying on his bed, he opened his phone, lookjng at a picture of Y/n.

She carried the team, and it was amazing to have won something again. 

[teamjacobthot]

I wouldn’t want to be a vampire because the idea of murdering someone out of my control or living forever would fuck with me. But I also like the idea of living for a while with out body deterioration so I can learn and develop talents and live multiple lives!! Also the extreme beauty with the turn (even tho I’m black I’m not sure how the venom with work with my skin) that’s the only positive I see with becoming a vampire but other than that I’m chillling with my human life

in MY heart, black folks wouldn’t lose all their melanin by turning into a vampire. personally, i’d love to be a vampire. being hot forever sounds like a dream. i could literally do whatever i want and have all the time to do it. i’d go to every concert. i’d write so many books. and i’d kill rapists and billionaires and white supremacists and shit so i wouldn’t feel bad abt murdering them LMAOO

[publiccmenace]

Hornet for the asks please!

oh FUCK yeah my GIRL

do i like her: hornet SLAPS

5 good qualities: - good lord she’s determined. i would have just laid down and died long before ghost even showed up. i am Concerned but i am also Looking. - she’s so fucking brave. god she is one brave person. - she CARE ghost!!! she’s closed off and been hurt so many times and she still TRUSTS GHOST. (i can back this up) - she’s honestly very kind? Like, it must hurt her so badly to kill her siblings every time they show up, but returning them to the abyss is ultimately a much, much kinder fate than the radiance. - she’s been burned so badly by the world around her but she still finds something worth saving in it, and honestly if i were in her place, i would not.

3 bad qualities: - honey u are. u are slowly killing yourself. cut yourself some slack, homegirl - you are ALLOWED to feel things!!! chill out!!! chilll out!!! - PLEASE rely on somebody else. PLEASE i am BEGGING YOU.

otp: lacenet!!

brotp: aside from her siblings? mons has pulled me solidly into hornet and tiso as a brotp, but i’m very very partial to spot’s wonwan au in particular!!

ot3: don’t have one - hornet is one character i’m very persnickety about my ships with, although ur valid if u have one

notp: quirrelnet. ur valid for shipping it but that is... Hardcore Not My Thing, as i very much see hornet as a lesbian, but ur valid.

best quote: “....what? you may think me stern, but i am not completely cold.”

headcanon: hornet is very much estranged from deepnest as a whole - she knows the survival skills and warrior nature of her people, but none of the craftsmanship or artistry, or really any knowledge of what it’s like to live in deepnest.

[ua-monoma]

.08.21.

... ... ...

ua-sugarman

So where are ya?

Dragon guy is cool too, but he's on THIn ICE

And Shark boy is completely cool!

ua-monoma

He has a name...

@s-sharkboy​

Haha, thanks!!

ua-sugarman

Don't care

@ua-kamakiri​

They both have names...

ua-sugarman

You shut up.

ua-rin

Oh... um... apologies.... I did not mean to overstep my place.

ua-sugarman

You're welcome, Namiko.

Right.

Ya weren't there.

ua-kamakiri

Don’t tell me what to do.

ua-rin

Yes. Of course. I’m... I’m sorry. I was only trying to help.

ua-monoma

Don't fucking talk to him like that.

ua-sugarman

Oooh

@ua-chargebolt

Oh, enough! We were all, or pretty much all, there, we went through some shit- sorry

Shouldn't we be sticking together and being supportive, instead of arguing?

ua-sugarman

Nah

Too late for that

ua-chargebolt

This doesn't change what happened.

ua-sugarman

Need a spotter still. Yer not helping >:(

ua-rin

Monoma-kun... thank you. But I should accept his anger if I am part of the cause, regardless of intent. 😔

ua-monoma

You don't have to accept anything.

Emotions aren't validated just by existing. He's being ridiculous.

ua-kamakiri

Don’t accept anger from him.

ua-chargebolt

But you're not, it's that stupid simulation, it's that stupid game, and all the bs we had to go through.

ua-rin

Ah... thank you very much.

ua-monoma

If you want to lash out, if you want to take your anger out on someone, take it out on someone who deserves it.

Take it out on me, I was the one who killed you in the first place.

Leave him alone.

@ua-hc7

Now now, children...

ua-sugarman

ah.

So you did?????

ua-monoma

Of course I did.

And I'd do it again, you annoying little twit.

ua-kamakiri

Don’t you fucking dare take it out on Monoma either.

ua-rin

Please... Monoma-kun....

ua-kamakiri

Take it out on a punching bag or something.

ua-sugarman

Guess I will...

Frigging PRINTER is here...

ua-hc7

😯

ua-chargebolt

what

ua-monoma

Of all the disrespect... You're embarrassing yourself and you're embarrassing your class.

ua-chargebolt

I mean, we all died in flames, but sure, class rivalry.

We're really zeroing in on the important things now

ua-monoma

Be quiet, it wasn't even real.

I'm not talking about the damned simulation, I'm talking about him disrespecting the people he's going to be working for in a few years.

ua-chargebolt

Felt real at the time but plus ultra ig

ua-kamakiri

This entire conversation is futile and dumb.

ua-monoma

Shichirou-san, I apologize on his behalf. The likes of him doesn't represent our school, I promise.

ua-hc7

😃 Quite alright, quite alright.

I'm not hurt. You don't have to worry!

ua-sugarman

...

ua-kamakiri

Cool.

ua-chargebolt

So, what do you think is representing our school, then... because I'd hope it wouldn't be anyone at the orientation

Not the kind of thing that brings out the best in people

ua-monoma

Nothing that happened at the orientation was real.

This is real. So, it counts.

ua-chargebolt

Ah.

((kami vc: So that's what you're telling yourself))

With that in mind

Maybe don't call my classmates names.

If this counts, then maybe be nice.

ua-monoma

Tell your classmates to do the same and I'll consider it.

ua-chargebolt

Very mature response.

s-sharkboy

Wait are we pretending the orientation didn’t happen. Cause like. We thought it was real. And it still happened so I mean. Fake consequences doesn’t mean it wasn’t real.

Then again, is this real? Hell if I know, hahaha!

ua-sugarman

He got it.

ua-chargebolt

"Just because it's happening inside your head doesn't mean it's not real"

ua-sugarman

Namiko got it.

ua-monoma

...

ua-chargebolt

But

I digress

ua-kamakiri

Let Monoma just chilll.

For fucking once

PLEASE

ua-monoma

It's fine.

You're all just upset that you lost.

ua-chargebolt

Kama, I wish he would chill..

ua-monoma

I'd be upset if I lost, too.

@s-camie

we all lost

every one of us

ua-chargebolt

Oh, ,we're gloating now?

s-camie

we all lost something

ua-namiko

Well duh haha who isn’t upset by being murdered. But yeah wasn’t really a real winner. All our asses got kicked and packs killed.

ua-chargebolt

Yeah, UA is looking real good now.

ua-kuroiro

What the fuck.

ua-kamakiri

We’re all being petty whores.

ua-chargebolt

All is a stretch, and you know that

ua-monoma

I proved I could handle whatever was thrown at me.

That's all I did.

ua-chargebolt

And whores coudl reaally do with a rest

ua-kamakiri

Okay. Everyone is being a petty asshole.

s-camie

this is fucking ridiculous

ua-monoma

You all proved that you can do a fantastic job at laying down to die while I did what was demanded of me.

It is not my fault I did what you couldn't.

ua-namiko

Gasp. We didn’t try to kill you. How horrible.

I mean I respect your decision but man, not cool.

ua-monoma

It was survival of the fittest.

Kill or be killed.

You of all people should understand that.

And respect that.

Hah.

ua-chargebolt

Oh, yes. The medic will

@ua-setsuna

Guys what the fuck

ua-kojibondo

[Bondo is online].

Stop. All of you.

I don't care about your choices or whatever.

ua-namiko

I do! I mean, I try to be a good medic - thank you, Kaminari! - but u get it. Mad respect for trying to save your pack - team - whatever you want to call it. I just didn’t think it was part of the whole “heroic ideal” thing. Guess I know better now.

s-camie

what even-

ua-monoma

What did you think it was a part of, then.

ua-kojibondo

Your feelings on the matter are valid

ua-monoma

Enlighten me.

s-camie

being a hero isn't KILLING YOUR FRIENDS

ua-kojibondo

But really.

ua-namiko

Self sacrifice?

ua-kojibondo

Shut up.

ua-monoma

Haha.

ua-kojibondo

All of you.

MONOMA.

ua-monoma

Which of you are my friends? I don't even KNOW you. And you, Utsushimi. I don't even like you.

s-sharkboy

Whatever. I’m sorry. Point is: not happy being fried, but I get it. You’re cool. Congratulations on winning. Murder is bad, but you were strong and made tough decisions and I respect that. Sorry for making you upset. 😔

ua-monoma

Thank you.

s-camie

monoma , quite honestly, i don't give a shit if you like me or not

i'm not a fan of yours either

ua-kojibondo

MONOMA.

Shut up.

ua-monoma

No.

ua-kojibondo

Why?

Stop this.

s-camie

we all went through hell and back and i'm not going to argue about this anymore but we need to stop talking about this

ua-kojibondo

This is senseless.

ua-rin

Please... we don’t have to fight. The whole thing is the fault of a villain, not each other. I understand that it’s not my place to speak, but... please....

ua-monoma

I wasn't the one to start this.

ua-kojibondo

You can speak, Hiryuu

It's not like you have to ask for permission

ua-monoma

The second I start defending myself, I'm the bad guy again.

I'm the villain.

ua-kojibondo

...

ua-monoma

How is that fair?

ua-kojibondo

Stop that.

ua-rin

You’re not a villain, Monoma-kun.

ua-kojibondo

This is getting senseless quickly.

ua-monoma

Then I'm senseless.

ua-kojibondo

No you're not.

s-camie

stop talking

all of you

ua-kojibondo

...

s-camie

we need to stop talking about what happened and focus on what needs to be done now

we can't change what happened

ua-chargebolt

Monoma, you insulted my classmates,, gloated about winning a real morbid game, and straight-up told Camie that you don't like her

And your surprised peopel didn't like that?

ua-kojibondo

So... What are we doing?

ua-rin

You’re not... Monoma-kun, please come over. We can talk together. Let this die down.

ua-monoma

My classmates were insulted FIRST. You will not put the blame on me for this when the damn caveman you associate with doesn't even know how to behave in public.

I'll come over now, Hiryuu-kun.

ua-rin

Thank you... I’ve missed you.

ua-kojibondo

...

ua-monoma

I've missed you, too.

I'll let this die. Obviously I'm the one causing all this strife. I won't bother anymore.

[Monoma is idle]

ua-chargebolt

For now anyway...

ua-kojibondo

Fine, then. Blame yourself.

ua-rin

You’re not! Such things are not the fault of one... ah.... I’m sorry, Monoma-kun....

s-camie

i'm so sick of this

ua-rin

I apologize for any part I played in this. Have a good day.

[Hiryuu Rin is idle]

[sxcksformao]

Some fucking hot bath headcanons because im on holiday

So they're all on a road trip and they've all saved up and shit for it but really Vivians sneaking some of his cash in bc he's well of

So I mean theyre in the place for hot baths why not

Chose the adult package for some reason?? Probs Collin is like "hah, we're 18 now basically mature" and everyone stupidly agrees with him even tho they want to go down some slides

First hours okay, they just romp from pool to pool and just chilll, immense adulting no jokes

Then someone points out the time and they get fucking bored

Petro then fucking starts splashing Collin which leads to an all out war

with some mild pushing from petro bc Collin is actually relaxed for once then he just gives in

Well ok a lot of pushing

Petro I mean flicks collin for effect but that doent work

So he just does smth himself and tries out a footpath

But he slips and collin just starts madly laughing and thats when petro fucking tackles him into the water and they get into a water fight

Abby pulls put a chemistry set the lifeguards are watching but they dont do shit cause theyre not really being a disturbance like petro and collin are

Viktorie and Vivian are just chilling, talking and watching the mess that is unfolding

Vivian just kinda... I mean he gets... damn Collins abs look good today

He just kinda smiles at they're anticts because honestly the smile on Collins face right now beats every thing like the life gaurds chasing them and threatening to throw all of them out

Soon it becomes too much and Vivian kinda has to interveine so he just steps between the two and leads Collin away to just sit quietly with him

Vivian leans on him and Collin just fucking melts also because the water is fucking hot

Petro just kinda leaves them because oh boy his bros getting some and also lord they're probs pkaying footsie right jow was that a moan?

It was. They are. Lord help the general public.

(I am at least 60% sure Petro will teasingly look over to the private spas and suggest vivs and collin fuck in there only for them to actually do it

They have a great time tho

Another thing to cross off the list)

[sapphirescript]

mood  right now; Every time I move my dog huffs and I legitimately get angry and get ready to yell before I realize it’s a fucking dog breathing, fcucking... chilll

[ro-roleplays]

N  E  P  T  U  N  E     

F  O  S  T  E  R

tw: depression, drug addiction

➪ yes his name is neptune yes neptune is a planet u don’t have to remind him that bc he’s had the same name for 20 years and he doesn’t accept nicknames just call him neptune ➪ and nO u cant call him mercury or venus just bc those r planets too. well technically u can but he’ll get pissed and it’s not easy to piss him off. just don’t mention his name or his drug addiction and u 2 will get along just fine. ➪ he’s like, the most laidback guy ever. he’s always up for everything and u can call him at 3am and he wouldn’t even mind tbh he just sooo chilll ➪ mb it has something to do w the fact that he’s like 60% weed and vodka and he’s kind of addicted to drugs. ok he’s v addicted to drugs but he doesn’t like to talk about it  at all so do not mention it when he’s around ➪ the lack of a permanent-feeling home and parental figure (which was his own fault bc he kinda pushed his fam away)  gifted him with a cornucopia of varying anxieties that soon resulted in deppression ➪ but like he started experiencing depression around 15 sooo we’ll get there ➪ so basically he has a few older siblings and he was the youngest and it was kind of a disaster tbh at leas for him, so it was very fkin hard for him to have a normal chldhood and it started messing w his mind. like it was too much for him to handle idk why (hint: depression) so he started pulling away from his family at a very young age but he kind of blames his parents for pushing him away?? even though they didnt?? ➪ which resulted in neptune growing apathetic about his education and school and he started doing drugs and hanging out w the “rougher crowd” ➪ so yes he started ditching classes and smoking weed behind the school and sleeping around but that’s all it was ever going to be. he wasn’t violent or loud like most stoners, and everything that was going on in his life was a lil too much for his lil head to handle ➪ aand it started getting worse bc~ depression. til today he doesn’t accept the fact that he’s depressed and he refuses to take his antidepressants ➪ fun fact, his 2 boyfriends r the only ppl who r able to make him take his pills bc he’s stubborn af and even though he doesn’t admit it, he’s kinda falling for them??  ➪ sooo he’s been pushing his family away for the past few years bc his childhood is the reason he’s depressed?? soo basically he blames them but he knows he’s not supposed to?? ➪ but his brother jude is prob the only sibling he’s rly close with who knows y he just gets along w him ➪ he’s been dating eoghan for like 3 years now and he started dating maddox about a year ago and it’s all kind of a mess but he doesn’t mind?? ➪ basically he’s in a happy messy poly relationship but he’s too chill to work on their problems and decide who’s dating who bc he just doesn’t care. he’s happy w dating both of them and them dating each other and recently maddox moved in so they’re all v happy ➪ i mean y shouldnt he, bc he gets to have sex w 2 guys and cuddle them and smoke weed w them  ➪ like?????? what else do u need??? ➪ soo he’s ur typical stoner, just lazing around doing nothing and spending money on drugs ➪ he doesnt rly have a job atm but he’s a drug dealer?? and thats a job  rIGHT?? i mean he goes out to sell drugs when he feels like it ➪ when he’s feeling depressed though he can either throw his drugs out of the window or smoke them all at once and then pass out bc of the overdose ➪ sooo he’s alot to handle and lbr eo and mad are the only ppl he has ever let close to him? so they’re like the only ppl whom he shares his problems with and whom he takes care of??  ➪  he got a lip piercing around 16 and his first tattoo at 18 when drunk. it’s just ‘devil’ written in kalligrafy on his left asscheek and absolutely everyone know it’s there even his siblings ➪ he’s like 6′1 butttt he feels like he’s short?? but he’s obvs not?? he just feels like he’s short bc most guys he meets are taller than him and he highkey hates being “short” ➪ lowkey obsessed w kittens. he’s a total cat-person and like, he loses it every time he sees a cat bc for him cats r gods and if u dont like cats u better stay the fuck away from him bc he’s gonna stab a bitch ➪ alSO lowkey obsessed w sex. or highkey. he just rly likes sex and that’s a good thing i gues??? bc he has 2 bfs who prob like sex just as much as he does??  ➪ stays up til 5am watching stupid tv shows and horror movies and wakes up 2 hours later ready to start a new day. likE, he doesnt need sleep. at all. 2 hours is too much sleep for him

➪ tldr: a depressed drug-addict from hickory creek who happens to be in a v messy/happy poly relationship w his 2 bfs

[vesaliusetamet]

So... Alone at last... or?

After a hektic week at work, trying to make everything work in this economy, again I have my assistant T which really is a fantastic help. sadly Im diisapointed in myself since I seem to lack inspiration to do all that needs to get done. Luckily Im very aware and have found a remedy for next week. Since Im not social and alone every evening, its by choise, depressed and trust issues and my anger manegement problems are acting up again, its best Im alone. Tomorrow I get to hang out with my favorite person in the world, my doughter, so making plans for a great day. My time with her fuels me with great energy, that will last long into next week. Selling alot of stuff at the moment to get furniture etc for my appartement, also mmaking plans for cool art on the walls. When I get this done my doughter can stay over and we can chilll and have fun. Now if only the economy gets better for my company and this fucking #covid gets better, I can travel again. Planning to take some of my best clients to switzerland and letting them in on my adventures in my home away from home. Also need to go on meetings and grow as a shop, need more jewlery and a new watch brand.

Finally starting to get better , hope it doont get fucked up again.

If anyone else is out there #alone #depressed and #dissapointed please give me a heads up, lets chat, follow and mayby have it better together, coz people thats not deppressed sure as hell dont know what we are going trough. I dont care about colour, sex or anything, I would like to chat.

Have a great #friday Stay #alive and lets chat.

T

#contact #lonely #alone #depressed

[one-bj-pls-blog]

“cool kids”

yo so I was at a small party last night and it was with kids that are considered like the popular kids from my town that I went to school with in high school so I was chill I was always kind of on the edge of this group anyway I mean sometimes I would be a part of it but sometimes I wasn’t fucking with them at all. and recently I've been kind of depressed and felt shitty because iwasnt like really part of this group and it made me feel like a loser because I do nt even know actually but it just did and then it was chill there I mean they’re all chill with me there so it was alright and these couple guys beau and Cason are there and they’re like the same as me like kind of on the edge of popular kids and I'm chilll with them and this girl Genna and Kenzie are talking so fucking much like Kenzie is so fucking dramatic and she’s telling me a story which I already is not true because I know thats how this bitch is and she’s telling me about how this guy nick was trying so hard to fuck her and I know nick and that was not how it went down but idgaf and I'm just straight up like Kenzie I don’t believe you and you can keep telling this story but I know thats not how it went down so I don't care. and then her and Genna are talking about going parties at their colleges and talking about how much they hang out with all the wrestlers there and Cason and I are sitting across from each other around this fire 

(yes a bonfire outside I live a small ass town this is how every party is) 

so I look at Cason and I mouth to him “wow this is so interesting” and he is just cracking up and he’s like yo Cole you gotta come sit by me so I come over and sit by him and him and I are whispering jokes about these two girls while they are still talking about how much they hangout with the wrestlers at their college and he turns to me and says “lets see how much we can get them to talk” and he’s like “wow you guys must be with those guys like all the time how often do you see them?” and Kenzie is like “well probably like 4 times a week we party together like every weekend” and cason says “you must know a bunch of wrestlers then, can you name them all?” and this bitch is so fucking stupid she doesn’t realize cason and I are making fun of her and she starts naming them “josh, Jacob, Casey” etc and she's like counting them on her fingers and I can’t control my laughing so I go inside and I'm dying just sitting on the couch fucking laughing my asss off. this shit made me realize how much the popular kids are actually so fucking stupid and I don’t like any of them and I'm glad I'm not involved in their shit all the time because it would make me so fucking stupid  

[lightspren]

1-50?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

WHO ARE YOU ANON THAT YOU CARE ABOUT ME anyway here they are under the cut

2. Are you outgoing or shy?Somewhere in the middle tbh, if I’m in a group setting I start withdrawing but one on one I’m pretty outgoing


3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?FELIX OH MY MOTHERFUCKING GOD MY BEST FRIEND IS COMING BEGINNING OF MARCH I CANT EXPRESS HOW THRILLED I AM


4. Are you easy to get along with?Superficially, in meaningless settings? Yes. Actual real friendship? no lol ppl don’t like me


5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?Assuming this means who is, probably my husband or Felix lol. they’d both laugh at me but at least they’d also pity me.


6. What kind of people are you attracted to?Nerdy people, sweet people, Every Girl Ever


7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?Certainly fucking hope so, kinda like my husband


8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?~*~opposite gender is a fakey fake term~*~


9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?completely depends upon who, and what level of detail.


10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?Felix ily


11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?“SRSLY I’m gonna nap and hpefully that plus chilll time later does a reset” my brain’s had a bad day lol


12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?Numb - Marina and the DiamondsThe Cave - Mumford & SonsKiller Queen - QueenDrops of Jupiter - TrainCan’t really think of a fifth one so lol


13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?GOD YES


14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?Luck I think so, miracles I’m much iffier on


15. What good thing happened this summer?Summer is the season of hell and nothing good comes of it


16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?husband, so i fully intend to


17. Do you think there is life on other planets?somewhere, yes, absolutely


18. Do you still talk to your first crush?fucking god no


19. Do you like bubble baths?drown me in bubbles tbh


20. Do you like your neighbors?the old lady on one side is quiet so yes. the ones on the other side just moved in but they seem to be quiet so tenative yes there too


21. What are you bad habits?DERMATILLOMANIA jesus fucking christ


22. Where would you like to travel?Scotland, Japan, England


23. Do you have trust issues?Not really I don’t think, I kind of trust too easily


24. Favorite part of your daily routine?collapsing into bed once the “functional adult” part of the day is over, around 5pm daily


25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?my weight lol


26. What do you do when you wake up?often, cry


27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?no


28. Who are you most comfortable around?felix or batman lol


29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?I don’t have a romantic ex WHOOP


30. Do you ever want to get married?feel like i already answered this


31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?a tiny mini one, I think it’s cute


32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?None god ew


33. Spell your name with your chin.no. lol.


34. Do you play sports? What sports?I used to do karate and i was REALLY GOOD AT IT GOD. I WAS SO GOOD. but i’m on that good old fibromyalgia trainwreck now so no.


35. Would you rather live without TV or music?tv probably. i forget to watch my shows often lol.


36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?see: every crush I had before my husband.


37. What do you say during awkward silences?nothing. i generally am just grateful that there’s silence.


38. Describe your dream girl/guy?my husband.


39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?im broke so walmart, dollar general, dollar tree. but also micheals, because i’m also a slut for crafting materials.


40. What do you want to do after high school?*is three months away from getting my bachelors* uh


41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?not everyone. most people. not everyone.


42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?that i’m existing lol


43. Do you smile at strangers?always. give random compliments too.


44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?SPACE. STARS. SPAAAACE.


45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?fear of starvation/losing my job and guilt over being “lazy”


46. What are you paranoid about?a Lot


47. Have you ever been high?nooope. well. slightly on my pain meds but not REALLY, just mild side effects.


48. Have you ever been drunk?noooope.


49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?no I don’t think so


50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?navy blue with constellations all over ~~