#chillin on the bed so they can watch the movies together

[moochii-daisies]

-18+, Minors DNI

- Genre//Pairing: fluff // idol yoongi x ditzy mess of a reader (they're the same age, reference to bein born in the 1900's)

- Summary: yoongi misses going to the movies, luckily - someone has a plan

- Length: 4.3k words

- warnings-content contains: swearing and yoongi has a lil sad moment (immediate comfort). reader and yoongi have unspoken (obvious) crushes on each other. cheesy use of d-day because song references bring me joy. they hold hands. because it's important to me that someone holds his hand. idk what it's like to be an idol this is loosely based on a daydream haha.

- Sidenotes: i think yoongi mentioned missing going to the movies in road to d-day? idk but the idea keeps popping up so i hope you enjoy and thank you for reading if you do <3 also - i think i read a fic a yr or so ago that first inspired this and if i can find it i'll post it here asap! (despite how this starts - i feel like yoongi would be so accepting and i hope that comes across)

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     "no."

yoongi slams the door in my face before i'm able to get a word in. and ok yeah, this idea is ridiculous.

but i'm on a mission.

it's sole purpose?

is to get this man out of the damn house.

     the devil himself mumbles through the intercom outside his front door, "you of all people, can not tell me to leave." and to be fair, the devil has a point.

     yoongi and i met in a pretty cliche way: bumped into each other in an elevator at work. but it wasn't love at first sight.

to put it politely.

the first time we were introduced properly, all this man did was stare blankly and say, "ok." before loudly launching into a monologue about how some girl on the elevator had ruined his morning coffee. (i accidentally bumped his shoulder and made him drop it.)

     in the many months since then - choice words have been said and things got immature. we may or may not have driven each other insane by exclusively texting at obscene hours. and someone may have pushed every single button on the elevator once to make the other late (it backfired, we were both going to the same meeting.)

     weirdly enough and despite all of this, our mutual love of chillin' the fuck out has been strong enough to bond us together. our combined ability to not leave the house has led to us spending a lot of our free time in each other's company. usually i hide whenever the doorbell rings, "you're like a stray cat." is what yoongi always says, all because i hissed at the sound of the doorbell one time. in my defense, i never know who the hell is gonna walk through his door. and i only hissed cause i was really tired. i think jungkook had come over at 8am to drop something off before he went to bed.

also, we almost exclusively hang out at his penthouse apartment. he came over to my place exactly once and discovered that i'd stopped going to the grocery store. in my defense (again), convenience stores really are convenient.

     since i "keep myself alive with shit food and miracles" - according to yoongi, our friendship has evolved to be...dynamic to say the least.

     this time though, i'm not the one who needs help being a person.

this time is different.

     i knew yoongi was famous before we became friends but it pretty quickly became obvious that yoongi was such an extreme shut-in out of necessity, not his own free will.

     if i hadn't recognized it, he certainly would've let me know. the hints started to drop whenever we'd watch a movie, he'd grumble and throw pieces of popcorn into my hair -

"this would be way more fun if we were in a theater."

     he insisted he didn't really want to go though, so i dropped it initially. but then he started sighing while looking out the window.

longingly.

     his chest would heave while he peered around dark curtains in his living room. although, he only ever did it at nighttime, so i dunno what he was looking at exactly. we did help stop a mugger once - with the aid of gargantuan binoculars that he bought for a bird-watching phase. i can't deny, that part was pretty cool.

however - the popcorn has become an issue. it's like he always has it on his person, specifically to throw at me. i dunno how he manages to do it but, there have been a few meetings lately where the other members stopped to pick pieces of it out of my hair with skeptical looks.

     i've given every reasonable excuse for it at this point and they're starting to get strange (ex: "i like to eat it with my hair hanging over the bowl.") whenever i've tried to call out the person responsible, yoongi does that thing he does when he's trying to avoid something. he gazes off at nothing and pretends to think very hard. usually, while he's walking away.

    all of this is to say - that's kinda why i'm here now: arguing with yoongi, locked outside of his apartment, with three giant bags weighing on my arms.

     " i, for some reason, am the only person who can tell you to leave." i smash down the button of the intercom to relay my response.

hobi led the group call initially -

     ok, i say group call. but this was the entire conversation:

hobi: yoongi?

jin: yep.

jimin: mhm.

taehyung: yup.

namjoon: yeah.

jungkook: yerp.

hobi: got it?

- ...

hobi: got it?

me: yes!

- call ended -

     i haven't really gotten that close with them yet.

and as far as i can tell, this is up to me.

apparently.

     yoongi scoffs through the monitor and static tickles down my ears.

     "you're the boss." is all he says.

     i can see the smirk on his face despite being on the other side of the door.

there's a moment of silence after that.

a moment that i break.

     "he who shall not be named! these are heavy and you have neighbors and i have time today. and i also! have no! shame!" yoongi pulls me through the door mid-shout.

     "are you fuckin' kidding me? you apologized to a tree for laughing too loud." his grip on my upper arm slides down to yank a bag out of one hand.

     "well, if it had been a person then it would've been polite." i huff and wobble on one leg, trying to get both shoes off hands free.

     as i look down at my stupidly tight boots, another bag lifts off of my arm.

     the sound of it crinkling is followed by a very heavy sigh.

     i triumphantly wrangle the second shoe off and grin at yoongi.

     "get out." he says sternly, then shoves the bags back against my chest.

     i grip onto his hands before he can pull them away.

with a small tug, and once he leans his face in closer, i whisper out, "no."

     he bonks his forehead against mine gently with a low, "okay, good." and we both smile on our way to the kitchen and dining area.

     once i've set the bags on the dark oak table i turn to him as seriously as i can, "ok but for real, if i have to watch you sigh while lookin' out the window one more time? i'm gonna lose my mind. plus, it'll be fun! you always say so..."

     i forget about trying to look serious and swing my hips back and forth as i talk.

     yoongi leans against clean kitchen countertops, crossing both arms and one foot over the other.

     "the simplicity is what i miss most." he's wry with his words, wrinkling his nose.

     i groan and rifle through the bags, "well when you start to sigh about that then i'll work on it. for now though, we've got...this!"

      shaking an ankle length tweed trench-coat, i turn to him with an encouraging nod.

     "this is gonna help me be unnoticed?" he asks incredulously.

     instead of answering, i dive back into the bag, rummaging around until i find a plastic pipe next.

     "might i suggest these for you sir?" i walk around the table and wave the trench-coat around in the air.

     "c'mon, you know you wanna. i already got us tickets on my phone! it's that new gambling movie where everything's tense the whole time but, the soundtrack has some composers you like -" i didn't mean to let that last part slip out.

     yoongi's lips twitch and he snatches the trench-coat away from me. then he gripes out:

     "hat."

just one word, accompanied with an expectant look.

     "please don't talk to me like i'ma dog." even though i say this, i reach into the bags to find the right one.

     yoongi smirks and takes a Sherlock Holmes style hat away from me.

     he jerks his chins at the bags and softly commands, "you."

i pull out an oversized men's suit, bowler hat and fake mustache from the middle one.

      yoongi's deadpan, "did you just wanna dress like Holmes and Watson." and i open my mouth to respond, then close it, twice.

     "look - it's D-Day. we're in disguise, it's like a sneaky mystery. like, nobody is gonna know except us and you can't throw popcorn at me!" i sneak in the request i've been too scared to ask at the end. it's easier to say with my eyes closed but, that doesn't cover how red my face feels.

     it's silent for a weird amount of time and i peek an eye open to glance at him.

     "change." is all he says as he squints at the ceiling, and i try not to skip on my way down the hall to the bathroom.

as i do, i hear his rumbling complaints bounce off the walls around me. the way my heart is thudding makes both ears strain for it, seeking it out.

"you keep calling it D-Day like that means something. but do i say no? of course not. why would i..."

i'm glad he can't see the smile on my face as i shut the door behind me. one deep, calm breath and my heartbeat settles back to normal.

     yoongi likes jasmine, tobacco and cedarwood. he's got those aroma reed incense jar things in every room. i've learned that he sticks with jasmine when he's moody, and that cedarwood is reserved for very good days. tobacco's kind of a mixed bag though. like, one day he was really dedicated to making a stew. as in, all day long - it was next level incredible though.

on another tobacco day, he got himself into a funky mood from reading too many crime novels. i know we both wound up believing that we were actually figuring out an unsolved case but, that was a sleep-deprived 5am belief.

     anyways, today it's jasmine.

i wiggle into the baggy suit and place the bowler hat on top of my head. it's so big that i can only see the reflection of my chin when i look in the mirror. it's always soft lighting at yoongi's place. decorations? eh, he's made it look nice but it isn't a priority. harsh lighting though? it makes him so irritable that he called jungkook over one day to help him switch all of the lightbulbs out for ones labeled, "soft and gentle". the overhead light is never on in his apartment and despite the black wood accents, nothing looks lifeless or dark. instead, it's all just warm.

everything in his place is always warm.

     "what if we don't do this and we never speak of this again?" yoongi grumbles on the other side of the bathroom door and my fake mustache teeters as i fight off a grin.

     handlebar secured - i fling the door open, except, all i can see is a bit of yoongi's broad back as he hides behind the wall. a few steps to my right and just around the corner, i try to take a sneaky glimpse but our eyes meet directly. he frowns, rolls his in an exaggerated manner - and tries not to laugh. the hat is squishing his cheeks together in a way that makes me want to giggle just as much as it makes me want to bite them.

     "perhaps you do need a hat." i hold a hand over my mouth and duck my head away from his gaze.

     "are you...laughing at me?" he leans over to regain eye contact. if he's trying not to look amused, he isn't putting much effort into it.

     "nyope. no. i dunno what you're talkin' about." i twist my lips together, attempting to hold back my smile. then yoongi starts snaking his neck around, chasing my averting eyes with a side-smile sliding across his face.

     long, wide fingers stretch out and palm the top of my bowler hat.

"gimme a good one." he teases, then steers my head over to the bags and patiently waits for me to find him a better one.

i whip around with an oversized floppy sunhat in my hands.

"i think it's perfect." is all i can say.

unfortunately, i can't hide my beaming grin as i do.

yoongi scoffs and rips the hat out from my grip before ironically growling, "then put it on me."

it comes out deep enough that it hits the pit of my stomach.

he holds it hostage in front of his body, just in front of his hips - and watches me with such a probing curiosity, my cheeks feel like they're steaming.

every part of me vibrates as i reach for it. i don't know what's making me so nervous. it's just putting a hat on his head. my attempt to tease him comes out in a mumble, "what? you scared you won't look handsome?"

yoongi tilts his head, the inquisitive stare bearing down on me makes the dining room shrink - trapping both of us inside of it.

"do you think i'm handsome?" his tongue pokes out of his mouth and he exhales a laugh while i smack him on the shoulder with one of my suit sleeves.

"you know i do fucker." the words tumble out of me without permission and all i can do is hope that i said them fast enough, and incoherently enough, for him to not understand.

he chuckles and turns a shoulder in a half-assed move, avoiding my half-assed blows. then he adjusts the giant sunhat, two pouty lips grin at me from underneath its brim. as soon as the plastic pipe tucks between them he asks, "to the movies?"

i push down on the fake mustache tickling under my nose, "indubitably."

i don't need to think about how handsome yoongi is or why he asked what i think or how going to the movies alone together kinda feels like a date. even if we're dressed like...well, kinda like if Holmes was having a gardening day and Watson lost all of the suits that fit him.

as we tug on our shoes, yoongi loses it over the fact that i only remembered to bring ankle boots. one red pointed toe sticks out from beneath the suit's pant leg.

"so stylish." he muses.

i trip over my own feet and ignore that he says this, "gimme your shoulder please."

yoongi smirks but dips one shoulder down slightly so i can place a hand on it for balance. once the most frustrating shoes in the world have been put back on, he casually reaches up to weave his fingers through mine.

he doesn't say anything about it, just stealthily moves towards his front door so he can stick one eye against the peephole. holding my hand as he does.

"Watson," he loudly whispers back at me, "i think this is broken." and i tear my eyes away from our intertwined hands.

in just as loud of a whisper i shoot back, "or maybe nobody's outside and we should move Holmes."

my hand is squeezed in response and i know i should help with being a lookout but, the way our fingers look together is doing something to the inside of my brain. something that makes it hard to breathe.

was his hand always so big?

it's like our hands lock together at the knuckles.

like they've both finally slid into place.

hey yoongi, did you know we're holding hands?

were you aware? that you held my hand and also are now holding it?

the objects of my fascination yank out of view as yoongi hurries us through the door and down the hall.

"go, go, go." he repeats the words under his breath and the dampness of his palm makes his nervousness a bit more blatantly apparent.

i match his pace.

he does this funny thing whenever he gets speedy - both arms lift up to his sides like a professional power walker. except this time as he does it, he doesn't let go of my hand.

so we power walk to the elevator at the end of the hall, side by side. neither of us say a word, aside from his looping "go, go, go" until the metal doors before us ding and we make it safely inside.

unseen.

well, no.

     we see ourselves in the reflection of the elevator doors and neither of us can keep our eyes open as we're hit with continuous rolls of laughter.

the mood sobers once a second ding lets us know that we've made it down to the parking garage.

now it's my turn to lead.

ok, it would be my turn to lead except - the moment that we walk by yoongi's car - he halts.

"look. look how safe and inside and fast we could get there with this instead. we live in a modern world, not the 1800's or whatever." he bounces as he whines and it's so cute that i physically feel a scream bloom within my chest.

i try my absolute hardest to appear unmoved.

with a tug on his hand i let out an exasperated sigh, "Holmes is basically from the 1900's. which - mind you - we were born in. AND, how will we know that the disguises work if we don't put them to the test? hm?"

i can't decipher all of the emotions in yoongi's expression, amused appears to be one of them at least. the ghost scent of jasmine wafts under my nose as i gaze at him. a nervousness restlessly attempts to settle itself in my pulse.

then yoongi stops hiding.

both shoulders curve forward as he sinks in on himself. silver-grey hair hangs over his face while he stares at the ground.

"i miss bein' a person." the words are spoken to the asphalt beneath our feet, they come out a little bitterly.

"i can't do things that make me...relate to people anymore. i can't do things like, like people do - you know? no, you don't." yoongi answers his own question, then takes a deep breath before he continues.

"i think i feel like a person around you and i'm grateful, i hope that isn't doubted but - who i am now can't...be a person. all the time." one shoe scuffs against the floor. he's wearing his favorite comfy Vans.

i know he put them on so i wasn't alone in wearing goofy shoes but, he still pulls the look off.

he chews on the plastic pipe, looking lost in thought - and even that he pulls off well.

i can't think of anything that feels right to say and it's not an optimal method but, i open my mouth with the hope that something good comes out of it.

"you're right. that i don't know what it's like but - um, but that's why this plan is so potentially perfect! we're just pretending to be wonky Holmes and Watson, so it doesn't count as real people time. is that bad? well uh, we can have someone follow us? in case it backfires or something?" i feel my voice pitch up, what feels like, a few octaves as i finish speaking.

a gummy smile beams out from under his sunhat before he pats the hood of his car twice. a man in a suit and dark sunglasses pops up in the drivers seat, the sudden appearance makes me yelp.

with buckled knees i hiss out, "are you fuckin' kidding me yoongi? you couldn't just tell me he was coming?" my grip around his hand tightens and i cling around his bicep.

yoongi just shrugs, "eh, it seemed like an opportunity to get closer. c'mon Watson." and he strides forward, like the conversation never happened at all.

the black car behind us feels off putting at first, but pretty soon, we're so engrossed in the roles that i forget all about it.

yoongi really loves the pipe. he nibbles on it between speaking as we tuck behind a wall.

"the lady in the red hat seems like a clue," he softly murmurs, "like a clue to something...mysterious."

my eyes narrow, "please never become a detective."

"oh i'm sorry sidekick. did you say something? something that undermines your lead detective?" he bickers back with a wiggle of his head. we keep up the petty argument as we trail behind the lady in the red hat until she turns away from the path to the theater.

"ok, well. she's no longer a suspect for now." yoongi clears his throat and my chance to retort disappears as soon as he see's a small group of young adults walking ahead of us, towards the direction of the theater.

with an unexpected quickness, yoongi squats down behind a garbage can - holding our hands on top of his knee.

"i'm out. this is so fuckin' stupid. not elementary, dear Watson. the opposite of elementary." he says this urgently but doesn't budge.

"we are two talking chins. that's all the world can see Holmes, and all we need to do is get snacks. then we're in the dark. and i'm buying! you don't even need to talk to anyone! you can just, i dunno - hide behind me." i don't know why i'm whispering.

"oh sure, i'm letting you buy." is scoffed into my face and i'm reminded of the first time we were introduced properly.

i jolt to my feet with renewed stubbornness, "gimme your card then. cause you know what isn't super sneaky? hiding behind, maybe the only, public trash can in the area. let's go, let's go, let's go."

yoongi makes an assortment of disgruntled sounds but stands up and shuffles to stand behind me. my left arm folds behind my back because we both silently refuse to let go of the other's hand.

"it looks like you're holding me hostage." i murmur back to him as we approach the theater.

hard plastic presses against my lower back and, "pew pew." rumbles against my ear.

yoongi keeps speaking, "huh, it's emptier than i expected."

i twist around to give him an impish stare.

"movie theater's typically are on tuesday morning's." i mimic his deadpan delivery and get a snorted laugh out of him.

we shuffle towards the concession stand, yoongi jokingly asks for popcorn and dodges the elbow i jab back at him.

fried chicken, a cherry-coke slushie and a bag of sour candy successfully acquired, we find our way over to theater room three. yoongi holds the first in one hand (because, "i don't trust you with my chicken.") and i balance the other two. our held hands remain threaded together.

"you better not throw any of these at me." i frown, struggling to force the candy bag into a suit pocket.

"does my hand bein' sweaty bother you?" yoongi bluntly asks and i trip up the first step towards our seat. usually, he likes to be up in the back and in the corner - out of sight, where it's easy to slip in or out if necessary. today, i want him to experience the Best Seats. mid-way up, directly in the center. that isn't the point but it's all i can let myself think.

i only realize i've been staring at him instead of responding when he tries to unclasp our hands.

"it doesn't! it doesn't!" i panic and squeeze my fingers around him. even in the dark room and under cover of his sunhat, pouty lips twitch up into a smile.

"if anyone else comes and i hafta pee these 'Best Seats' automatically lose three points." he chuckles and steps ahead of me. as we trudge up the steps, the pre-show clips rolling on the big screen sound like they're incredibly far away.

"oh sure, i'd expect a full house at 9am." the snicker at my sarcasm brings an unwanted blush across my face. he leads us to our seats while i stare at the floor, red cheeks hiding beneath my bowler hat.

chicken secured, slushie in it's rightful cup holder - we plop into the cushioned seats with budding excitement. i bounce a bit in my chair as i ramble about the Experience of going to the movies until he unlinks our fingers. the palm of my hand feels unbearably empty without his pressing against it but he doesn't let it go, he keeps it on the top of his thigh - wiping the other off against his tweed trench-coat.

"you may not mind but i don't want you holdin' a sweaty hand all day." yoongi states calmly.

the notion that he imagines holding hands outside of this movie scheme makes me choke on spit and i whip the slushie out of its holder to suck down icy cherry-coke. a freezing burn brings sweet relief from whatever the hell is buzzing through my bloodstream.

"you're so considerate." the words come out of me a bit strangled and yoongi wraps a warm hand around my throat. he jerks his chin up so that the sunhat flops back a bit, with a knowing look and one lifted eyebrow. then he casually remarks - "look at what you just did, not considering you stresses me out. of course i mean it in a good way, shush. better now?"

i nod dumbly as the freezer burn subsides. grateful for him and his warmth, and for the darkness that blankets us - equally infuriated at the screen lights for shining directly on our rosy pink faces.

as yoongi opens his mouth to speak again, the lights all fade to black. a booming voice throughout the otherwise empty theater informs us the show is about to begin.

my fingers twitch against his thigh and i feel my wrist turn without me telling it to. long digits push through mine before they curl around the knuckles. out of the corner of my eye, i watch him relax and spread both legs wide.

in a hushed voice i ask him, "D-Day, good day?"

soft lips push against the tops of my fingers before something's flung into my hair with a snort.

"D-Day, very good day."

[kannra21]

I think my best friend's boyfriend hating me is a red flag. Girl leave him 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[hyperfixated-on-cod]

Happy Halloween! Here’s how 141 + Los Vaqueros celebrate the spookiest day of the year 🎃 (Partially 18+ NSFW)

(DISCLAIMER: my headcanons are my own; I’m an American so some of them might be Americanized. I don’t fully know many details regarding Día de Los Muertos, so I will not in good faith speak much about it in this post)

Captain Price

He’s not dressing up BUT he does go all out decorating for it. His permanent residence, his office, and if he’s on deployment he does what he can.

Really enjoys handing out candy. He loves seeing what costumes the kids/teens come up with every year.

He’s the dad that gets angry when kids TP his house.

MIGHT let you take him to a Halloween party, and if you do get him to dress up it will be something super simple like draping a white sheet over his head and cutting out eye holes😂

If you don’t go to a party, he’ll hang with you at home and watch scary movies with you

(Personally I don’t like horror bc I get nightmares easily so I’d like to think he’s very protective and cute about it🥹)

Will absolutely rail you in your costume when the night is over. Bonus points if you dressed in something intentionally sexy.

Soap

If anything, he’s the one dragging you to a Halloween party.

He’s dressing up as Ghost. Plans WEEKS ahead of time so he can steal one of his masks, rather than making his own since he knows Ghost’s are good quality.

Wherever he ends up this night, he’s getting FUCKED up if he has nothing going on the next day.

He’s helping the kids TP Price’s house🤪

Personally, the relationship dynamic I’d have with Soap is that Halloween is one day of the year (out of a few) where he can properly slut himself out; he deserves it. Like yes bestie put on your sexy devil costume and have fun💜

At the end of the night tho, he’s in your bed doing… ungodly things to and with you 😈

Ghost

He’ll maybe let you drag him to a costume party but complains the ENTIRE time.

Under no circumstances will he dress up. “I already wear a mask everyday, so there’s no point in wearing a different one tonight.”

Would much rather stay home watching horror movies. Lights off so he’s just… sitting there�� in a dark ass room… watching something unreasonably scary, like Hereditary (2018) or a classic like The Exorcist (1973).

Gaz

He’s hosting the costume party. Even if the team is deployed, he’s gonna do what he can to make the best of it.

There WILL be a costume contest and Price never wins😃 Price kind of complains a bit about it like “Ugh another year without a win😒” but never actually does anything to help himself lol

He and Soap argued over who would dress up as Ghost. Obviously Soap won eventually so Gaz is stuck tryna figure something else out.

This year, he’s dressing up as Ken, but not like in the Insufferable Straight Man Trying To Win Feminism Points kind of way.

Alejandro

Absolutely fucking KILLS IT at Gaz’s Halloween party every year and has a winning streak in the costume contest.

Always hella creative with his costumes and gets super into it. He probably makes it himself and he goes, like, full cosplay about it.

This year he’s giving… Beetlejuice vibes, don’t ask me why. Broadway!Beetlejuice, specifically. Even makes his own snake like they have on stage, but smaller so he can have it chillin on his shoulder or something.

Rudy

This year he’s dressing up as Lydia so he can match with Alejandro. Even if we’re talking RudyxReader and AlejandroxReader, he’s still gonna go matching with his bestie.

Since he and Alejandro are both Mexican, they’re observing Día de Los Muertos together and with their families.

Between the two of them, Rudy is the one decorating for Halloween because Alejandro spends so damn much time working on his costume.

Spends so much time decorating for Halloween and preparing for Day of the Dead that he nearly forgets to get a costume but it’s fine this year because Lydia from Beetlejuice is quite a simple idea and Alejandro can hem a cheap dress in an instant🥰

[the-fangirl-diaries]

111 Thoughts I Had While Watching: The Edge of Love (2008)

 Keira Knightley, Sienna Miller, and oh, would you look at that. 

Keira can sing? 

1940s? London Blitz? Based on a true story? Tissues on hand. 

Childhood friends to lovers sounds like a good plot. 

Smoking is bad for you, kids. Don’t do it. 

Wait, he’s married and a dad? This will be interesting. 

Tommy Shelby? Ariana What are you doing here? 

Man, the handkerchief line was smooooooth! 

Vera giving Caitlin her number? They were definitely flirting. 

Getting serious Moulin Rouge vibes with the coloured spotlights. 

Tommy do be smitten like a lovesick kitten and I love it. 

LOOK AT THAT SMILE, I’M IN LOVE! 

“When he looks at me, and I look at him!” ~ Vera, maybe. 

His name’s William. 

THEM FLIRTING, AGH! 

Imagine having a good drink and then the earth shakes. 

“They all melt at the sight of a uniform.” VERA, I AM A PUDDLE! 

He’s walking her home? Where can I find me a gentleman like that? 

“A sad poem about a 100 year old man. Great.” ~ Caitlin, definitely. 

Caitlin loves Dylan, Dylan loves Vera, Vera loves Dylan, Will loves Vera. 

Not a love triangle, a love rectangle?  

Cillian, when will you do ASMR with that voice? 

Vera and Caitlin reading in bed together. They’re in love, Your Honour. 

Caitlin if all you’re good for is nurturing his talent, break up with him! 

Another air raid? 

Stopping a street fight without violence? Will, marry me already. 

Again, don’t smoke kids. Unless you’re a movie character. 

CILLIAN SINGS? WHAT? HOW THE -- HOW DID I NOT KNOW? 

“Dylan, Caitlin, I’m right there. Why are you --” ~ Vera, definitely. 

Vera, if you don’t dance with William, then move over, let me have him! 

The way he comforts her after the air raid? WHERE ARE MY TISSUES? 

“You have a raindrop running down your cheek, like a tear.” I CAN’T! 

“No word of mine will ever hurt you.” WILLIAM, I BEG YOU TO STOP! 

They’re doing the spicy time now and I’m crying. Thanks. 

NO, MOTHER, I AM NOT OKAY! 

“That should be me.” ~ Dylan, maybe. 

Dylan, enough, she’s in love with someone else, okay?! 

“Don’t write poems for me anymore?” Caitlin dump his sorry butt. 

Vera.....why are you looking at Dylan like that? Sus. 

William’s been posted? No!!! 

NOT WILLIAM BEING ADORABLE!!!! 

Dylan and Vera were childhood lovers. See, I was right! 

Why shouldn’t she tell William about it? 

Two girls, chillin’ in a tub, five feet apart, cause they’re not gay. 

Happy music time. 

“FOR OLD TIMES SAKE, EH? WHY’D YOU KISS HER?” ~ William. 

And now they’re singing together in Welsh. A love song, I guess? 

Oh, I know where this is going and I don’t like it. 

The way Caitlin tried to cheer William up. Awwww. 

“Love me, love me, say that you love me,” ~ William, maybe. 

All he’s asking is for honesty, girl! 

You can’t even tell him you love him? HE’S GOING OFF TO WAR! 

Why did I half expect her to shout “I love you” before he got on the plane? 

He’s so poetic even in his letters. 

Oh, no. She’s got the sicky icky which means she’s pregnant. 

She doesn’t want the baby, and yet -- hold on! 

A nurse telling Vera not to scream and Caitlin telling her off. ICONIC! 

A birth and an arm amputation? What an.... interesting parallel. 

Imma just skip over this part because it’s sad and a bit graphic. 

Okay, now she’s in Wales writing a letter telling William to come home. 

“It’s not what I married you for?” GIRL, WHAT? 

I JUST WANNA GIVE HIM A HUG!!! *sniffles* 

Wait, Dylan’s got a new woman? I’m not surprised, just disappointed. 

“If you were a man, I’d fancy you.” ~ Caitlin. 

YES, CAITLIN, GET HIM!!!! 

You sleep with other women because you’re a poet? WHAT? 

I write poetry and I don’t have a partner, but if I did, I wouldn’t CHEAT! 

You know what, you and Vera deserve each other. I’m done with this. 

See? Even the patrons at the bar know something’s up with them. 

Who’s looking after the kids while Caitlin’s on her bike? 

Don’t drink and bike, okay? 

Just friends, huh, Vera? Why’d you kiss him on your wedding day, then? 

He can’t even play with his kid? That’s sad. 

Flushing the poem down the toilet? Not what I expected but good on you. 

LOOK WHAT YOU DID! YOU MADE HER CRY!!! 

Now you’re taking a bath together? What’s William gonna think, huh? 

Poor boy is shell-shocked. 

I thought you said you were going to tell him you love him. 

He can’t even hold or look at his child because he knows the truth. 

Now he’s broke because you spent all his money. 

See? Told you he’d find out. 

Wait, what’s the child’s name? Rowatt? That’s a new one for the books. 

I already have a bad feeling about this Anita person. 

IT WASN’T THE BRITISH WHO RISKED THEIR LIVES!? WHAT?! 

Will had to watch a soldier’s arm be amputated! 

Dylan, you’re friends with these people!?

You have the AUDACITY to LAUGH while he’s having a breakdown? 

She’s just antagonizing him at this point. *sips water.* 

I shouldn’t say it’s okay that he slapped her, but SHE HAD IT COMIN’! 

William, whatever you’re thinking about doing, don’t. 

Going to your wife’s boyfriend’s house with a weapon.... Oh, no. 

You weren’t aiming for anyone, but still, not the best idea, love. 

He told Caitlin what happened. 

Aww, he’s sad because there’s a bruise on Vera’s cheek.  

And because he scared Caitlin’s son and doesn’t like the screaming. 

COME ON VERA, MAKE A SMART CHOICE FOR ONCE! 

Thank you. I am this close *spreads arms out* to forgiving you. 

Okay, this moment with William and his son? I’m crying again, darn it!!! 

“Lashes like feathers, like yours.” WILLIAM! MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT!  

Not surprising the police are involved after the incident. 

See? Caitlin wonder’s if the kid is Dylan’s, too. 

“You’re my friend.” SAYS THE GIRL WHO SLEPT WITH BESTIE’S MAN?

Asbestos walls? Aren’t they dangerous nowadays? 

“Scratch my head, Cat.” No, Dylan. Kiss my- Oh, look a rainbow! 

How was he supposed to know the walls were poorly built? 

If you can’t live without him, why’d you cheat on him, then? 

“It’s my firm belief that he tried to murder me.....” 

FORGET DEEP BREATHS, I’M SCREAMING INTO MY PILLOW. 

Wait! No evidence of murder? Yay, I guess? 

NO, NOT A HAPPY CAITLIN AND VERA MONTAGE OF THE PAST? 

Everyone made peace with each other. That’s nice. 

I was half expecting a sad ending, but I’m so glad it wasn’t. Also, no, I didn’t cry a hundred times, what are you talking about?! 

[showf4lls]

⎼ TEDDY BEAR; JSCHLATT

genre !! headcanons, honey

cw !! implied romantic/queerplatonic relationship

pronouns !! they/them

notes !! just soft schlatt things :>​

⎼ considering your relationship with schlatt, he allowed you leniency that nobody else even dared to test

⎼ if you’re clingy, he’d let you hang on him as much as you’d like, though he’d definitely pretend that you were being a nuisance

⎼ you’re so special, you get to hug him from behind and press your face into his back and, even though he’d pretend not to care or notice you, it would definitely make him soft inside. when people make fun of him for it, he just tells them to shut the fuck up

⎼ you get to steal the clothes right off his back, literally [almost]. you steal his hats, which he thinks is strange but cute in its own way. he’ll stop whatever he’s doing and pretend to chase you if he’s on camera or other people are around, yelling “come back here with my stuff you little rat,” but all it takes is you giving him your best puppy dog eyes and you get to watch him sigh and hand it back. bonus points if he leans down to kiss your forehead and mumbles “don’t go messing up my shit, alright?”

⎼ HE GETS SO FLUSTERED WHEN HE SEES YOU WEARING ANY OF HIS CLOTHES, BUT ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU’RE WEARING HIS MERCH. FIGHT ME ON THIS I’LL TAKE YOUR KNEE CAPS AND MAKE BONE BROTH WITH THEM HOMIE

⎼ and if you’re around the house late at night, wearing his clothes/merch as pajamas? little you just padding around in his clothes and comfy socks half asleep? KO, game over

⎼ he dotes on you when you’re sleepy and it’s cute as fuck. like he’ll be having people over but you’re tired so you come over and lean into his side and cling to his arm and he’s all “hey honey, you feelin’ sleepy? you can go to bed if you want, baby, you don’t have to wait up for me. i’ll be there in a little bit, i promise,” and his friends totally shit on him for it but he doesn’t care because it’s you, the love of his life, the light of his day. he would do anything for you.

⎼ gets you your own yankees hat so the two of you can match. don’t lie, it’s cute

⎼ on the rare occasion that he wakes up before you, he’ll make your favorite food for breakfast

⎼ 110% sneaks pictures of you and jambo cuddling or napping together

⎼ secretly really loves when the two of you get to brush your teeth together in the mornings. it’s just a fun cute little thing you guys do together. you’ll sit on the counter and brush your teeth and he’ll stand over the sink and you’re both half asleep and making faces at each other to make one another laugh and it’s cute and i’m jealous, damn

⎼ he’s not too comfortable being super affectionate in front of other people, especially not when you guys go out in public, but he’ll hold your hand or keep an arm around your shoulders just to make sure you know he’s there and paying attention to you

⎼ loves sitting between your thighs when you’re on the couch. usually happens when you’re chillin and watching movies with jambo sitting next to you. schlatt will just nudge your knees apart and sit on the floor between your legs, leaning on you as he scrolls through his socials

⎼ secretly loves being the little spoon. don’t tell him i told you

⎼ absolutely loves when you play with his hair. after long days or when he’s too stressed, he’ll rest his head on your chest and let you just comb through his hair and play with it while you guys watch tv. nine times out of ten this ends with him out cold laying on top of you

⎼ trusts you enough to infodump to you about the things he’s passionate about. if he’s infodumping to you and has the realization of oh my god they’re listening to me and paying attention and engaging with me what is happening then he’ll get really flustered. keeps talking but stumbles over his words a whole lot more

⎼ adores when you ramble and infodump to him because he recognizes the level of trust and comfort that takes. like, head in his hands, twirling his hair, kicking his feet adores it. this kind of plays into him just loving your voice and listening to you talk, but he doesn’t give a single shit what you’re talking about. if you’re passionate about whatever it is, he’s all ears. you could infodump about grass for all he cares and he’d be here for it all

⎼ he just likes holding you, okay? just having you close when no one’s around and you’re just chilling out - just getting to be with you

⎼ definitely down to help you make a lil snack in the middle of the night if you guys are staying up or you wake up and don’t feel like going to the kitchen on your own. he doesn’t really appreciate being woken up in the dead of night, so complaining is guaranteed, but he’ll still go with you. it’s a family event with you dragging schlatt out of the bedroom and jambo following behind half asleep

⎼ during your midnight cooking expeditions, he’s super clingy. hugs you from behind, face pressed into the crook of your neck if he can reach, otherwise he just rests his chin on top of your head. the two of you are usually having some really hushed conversation about something you’ll realize is ridiculous in the morning

⎼ you guys like to go on walks together. it’s cute

⎼ if you guys are alone and super tired or tipsy, he’ll definitely slow dance with you in the living room with or without music. it’ll be even cuter with music, though - him scrambling to throw something on spotify so that you’ll have some kind of rhythm to follow

[baraqi]

Hi !! ^^

first time with soft dom sunoo?

warnings: soft dom! sunoo, virgin! sunoo + virgin! afab reader, lil bit of praise, protected sex (condom use), dry humping

he would be sososo patient and gentle omg. he would think abt it a lot while u were making out, u just looked extremely hot that day, or even just while he was up at night n letting his thoughts wander. i don’t think he would’ve had experience beforehand but definitely isn’t clueless. this is the boy who’d brought pads n things for his classmates who were on their period so i think it’s safe to assume he knows at least what a clit is lmao.

u guys probably were just chillin, sitting on his bed watching a movie or listening to music and u notice him looking at u out of the corner of ur eye. u turn to him to ask if there’s something on ur face or smth and he’s like “no no you look great!” odd reaction but u brush it off n relax again against his shoulder. like 10 seconds pass n he goes “have you ever had sex before?”

u raise an eyebrow bc damn unprovoked. if u don’t respond quick enough he’s stuttering like “i’m sorry if that made you uncomfortable i was just thinking don’t answer if you don’t want to!” u just say “no i haven’t. why?” in his head he’s like “shit now what do i do”

so he does the first thing that comes to mind: kisses u. it startles u a bit but u return it nonetheless bc it’s basically a reflex to kiss him back.

when he pulls away u just kinda,, look at each other until u break the silence.

“sunoo i think i’m ready”

his eyes go wide. “r-really?”

“yes. i’ve thought about it too. and if i had to choose someone to lose my virginity to, it’s you.”

his heart feels like it’s going to burst. “thank you for trusting me with this. i’ve never done anything with anyone either. i feel the same way. if… you wanna do it now.. we can um-”

this time you’re the one kissing him. u pull him by his shirt collar til he’s on top of u, lips staying locked together. u start to think “oh my god i’ve wanted this for so long this is really happening i’m gonna lose my virginity to the sweetest, hottest boy i’ve ever met.” while you’re lost in ur thoughts, lips still gliding tunefully with his, u don’t notice that ur hips are grinding up into his, desperately chasing the slight bulge in his jeans. u also don’t notice that you’re both moaning into each other’s lips.

but he notices and breaks away, panting slightly. “can i take these off, baby?” looking down at where both ur hips meet. u nod eagerly and he moves back a little n lets his fingers graze the band of ur pants. “are you sure?”

“yes sunoo please please” u say, need dripping from ur voice. he doesn’t need to hear it twice.

he drags down ur pants and underwear in one go, his hand softly rubbing ur side, as if he’s trying to calm ur nerves, even tho he’s panicking more than u are.

he kisses ur forehead “you look so pretty right now.” u smile a little at the compliment, which eases his nerves, and let ur hand wander around his clothed torso and waistband of his pants, realizing he’s still fully clothed. he rests on his knees while he fumbles with his belt and zipper, eventually freeing himself of his underwear as well.

he’s not small by any means, but he’s also not monstrously huge like in some porn u had seen, thankful that this probably won’t hurt as much as u think it will.

“are you sure you’re ready?” he says as he opens his bedside drawer for a condom he never thought he’d actually use, but kept a little after u guys started dating.

“please i want you so badly sunoo”

“okay. let me know if it hurts too much. we can stop whenever you want,” he almost whispers, rubbing ur cheek with his thumb.

u nod in agreement while opening ur legs a little more and he realizes he can’t stall any longer. he lines himself up with ur entrance, and starts to push the tip of his cock into u. he sees ur mouth open in a silent moan and connects his lips with urs once again. he doesn’t pull back until he’s fully inside u.

he stays still until u give him the ok to move. he holds ur hand as he thrusts slowly in and out of u, breathily saying how good you feel.

“feel better than anything i could ever imagine. my perfect girl,” he breathes out before he places his lips on urs again while u moan into his mouth, hand squeezing his.

“sun i’m close”

he speeds up a little as he moves his thumb to rub light circles onto ur clit. u moan louder than ever and clench around him. “fuck,” he groans “me too, love. wanna cum together hm?”

u let out strings of “please please please” as he rubs ur clit faster, addicted to the feeling of ur walls spasming around his length, the beautiful noises u make for him, he could do this forever with u.

“oh fuck i’m gonna-” u cut yourself off in a silent scream, eyes rolling back as u cum around him, at the same moment he goes deeper than he ever had and releases into the condom, propelling the moan stuck in ur throat out into the lust-filled air of his room.

he stays in u for a few seconds before slowly sliding himself out, his cock covered in ur milky white slick. he removes the condom and tosses it into the trash can beside his bed before taking u in his arms, rolling over with ur heads against the pillows, ur face buried in his still heaving chest.

“was that ok?” he asks while looking down at u.

“was perfect. better than anything i could’ve ever imagined” u faintly smile at him.

he plants a soft kiss to ur lips and moves the covers over both of u, silently agreeing to nap in each other’s arms.

[ihatebnha]

ayooo speaking of randomly holding/grabbing ur boobs... lately i’ve just be thinkin that bakugo would totally stick his hands up ur shirt to hold/massage ur boobs and like it’s just been on my mind, rent free for the past couple days, but like who else do you think would hold em too?? like y’all are just chillin watching a movie on the couch or layin in bed tryna sleep and they just slip their hand up ur shirt for the comfort... it’s just been brain rot lately... maybe i’m just touch starved, but yea

Anon………………….. wow…

This might be a little controversial because I know that MANY people disagree with me on this... but I am a firm believer in tittyman Bakugo... like I have never seen a such a clear boob surpremacist in my entire life (though tbh, he doesn’t mind a rear view, either). 

The entire concept of them, though… just screams something that Bakugo would like… (besides, have you seen his mama??? He definitely gets it from his dad).

Something he can pinch and fondle? Something he can suck on and mark up? Tease you about? HOLD???? He doesn’t care if they’re big or small because he just likes them ALL. If they’re small, they look so nice with hickeys… and if they’re big, they feel so good in his hands… it’s really just a win-win situation for everyone because it’s the one thing he honestly can’t complain about. 

Wear a bikini in front of him? He can’t take his eyes off you. Wear something low cut? He’s towering over you just to get a down your shirt. And God forbid you ever sit on his lap, because he’s definitely going to (at least, try to) plant his face right in the middle… and if not, wrap one arm around you to hold one in a hand. 

Anytime he can, he’s sticking his hand up your shirt and KEEPING it there. Ask him about, and all he says is that he’s “staking his claim, baby.”

I cry. 

As for some other boys… I’m thinking Kiri and Shinso! 

I see Kirishima more as a booty man, but I definitely think the preference isn’t that strong, and that he’s down for any and all physical touch REGARDLESS. 

He’s definitely the snuggler, giving you boobie massages on movie nights, or holding them at night. His favorite thing is when your back is to his chest, head on his shoulder, and his hands on your tatas.  

(Every boob is a small boob when he’s holding it.)

He loves how warm and soft they feel in his hands, that he can knead them together, kiss them during sex… and even that they also give him access to your waist and belly in the same grip space. He really just wants to run his hands all over you, dip his fingers into your soft bits, almost like the contact is a form of security showing that you both trust him and that you’re not about to up and leave him.

And yes, he whines when you make him let go. 

(LMFAO “Red Riot, please sign my tits! -Me) 

I haven’t really thought about Shinso’s preferences much, but I do feel like his favorite pillow is also probably your chest. He always wants to lay between your legs and rest his head on your boobs, rubbing his hands up and down your sides and pressing kisses to the swell of skin while you both relax. 

He loves that it lets him mooch off your warmth, as well as the skin to skin contact he gets from it (because he’s a baby)… 

Definitely also loves to slide his hands up your shirt whenever you’re looking at something or standing around idly, gluing himself to your back and resting his chin on your shoulder all so he can feel you up quietly and gently. Wouldn’t tell you this, but he loves it when you cover the hands on your chest with yours, makes him feel like The Man even though he’s copping a feel. 

Probably also likes to pinch your nips when you’re not paying enough attention to him. 

I would let him. 

(Basically... this concept > food and water) 

[hotkoyo]

SFW Howie Alphabet Headcanons

Author's Note: When will my husband come home from war?

Disclaimer: These headcanons are based on how I imagine Howie to be based on the game. You don't have to agree with what I say here as everyone is free to have their own ideas.

𝄥 𝄞 ── 𝄇

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

VERY affectionate. I honestly feel like he grew up surrounded with so much love and now he’s just overflowing with it. Howie is all about showing his love through warm hugs, having his arm around you, swinging your hands as you walk, head pats, you name it. Another one, in my opinion, is words of affirmation. He'd tell you how much you matter to him through words, like quoting lines from his favorite movies and saying "I love you" before you both go to sleep.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Affectionate. Lots of play fighting and cuddling during movie sessions. Singing to Disney songs at the top of your lungs. You guys make friendship bracelets for each other (and he never takes off his). Definitely one of those dudes who drive their best friend everywhere.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

If it’s not apparent already, this dude is a giant golden retriever and he lives for the cuddles. He is born to cuddle, baby. Due to his size, it’s natural that he ends up as a big spoon more often than not but he definitely loves the moments he gets to be the small spoon.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

So domestic, even when you guys just started dating. It’s easy to imagine yourself settling down with someone as warm and comforting as Howie. He would love to settle down and build a home with you and you guys love having conversations about your dream house and how your life would be like in five, ten years. He’s alright at cooking in general but can cook some amazing Chinese dishes that his mom taught him.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

It would be hard for him to get out of a relationship, to be completely honest. He’s one of those people who easily gets attachment issues and finds it hard to move on from a relationship. If he really has to be the one to end the relationship, he would want to talk it out with you and try to end your relationship on a good note. I feel like he’s one of those people who really values respect, even when things aren’t working out anymore between you two.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Howie is a hopeless romantic and while he does have his insecurities, I feel like he would really love to commit to someone. In terms of marriage, it really depends on you. I don’t think his career would hinder him much when it comes to popping the question, to be honest. If he feels like he’s comfortable enough with the relationship and sees that you are, too, I think he’d propose to you when he feels like the time is right.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Howie is a textbook example of a gentle giant. He knows he’s strong so physically, he knows when to hold back a bit. Emotionally, it’s canon that he’s a soft and caring boy through and through and he would never hurt you on purpose.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Ugh, he LOVES hugs. It’s canon that the Yan fam is really good with hugs so if you need a pick-me-up, he’s your man. Whenever you guys are alone, he acts like an overgrown koala because he can’t get enough of hugging you. If hot chocolate is a hug, it’s what Howie’s would feel like. Warm, familiar, and comforting.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

He knows he loves you when he does but holds back a lot in fear of coming off too strong. If he feels that you feel the same, then he would say it pretty quickly into the relationship or during a spur of a moment. If it seems that you need more time, he would hold back just so that you wouldn't feel uncomfortable.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He’s the type who’s less jealous and more insecure. His jealousy isn’t going to make him act rashly and put you on the spot. It’s slow and creeping and you might not notice at first because of how well he conceals it but it becomes apparent by the way he starts to act distant.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Warm and gentle. His kisses make you feel so safe and loved and he likes to take the time to show you how he feels through the gesture. He loves to kiss you everywhere but his favorite places to kiss you are your nose and temples.

Also, kiss him on the forehead and he’d melt into a puddle. Another one of his hotspots is at the back of his neck. Kiss him there and watch him sputter as he tries to gain back his bearings.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

He loves kids, kids love him. He humors the kids a lot and is a great impersonator so prepare yourself for some improvised skits in front of the kiddos. Can’t say no to the kids, though, so you might have to step in from time to time. Kids treat him like a human jungle gym. Which he actually is.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

I definitely see him as a morning person. Also, he’s so fit that you can’t tell me he doesn’t workout every single morning. Probably goes on an early jog and is one of those people who seems so chipper even if it's only seven in the morning.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Have you seen actors with their stage makeup on? There’s no way Howie’s skin stays so smooth and supple without some form of skincare routine. Has his own skincare routine and loves doing it with you together in front of the mirror (while making faces at you). After a good skincare session, he'll sit on the couch or in bed with you cuddled up to him as he reads scripts from his new upcoming projects.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Depending on how much he trusts you, it could be sooner or later. The thing with him is that he keeps things bottled up to himself. It’s hard and it’s tiring and the moment he feels safe with you, the dam breaks and he starts to reveal things about himself.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

It’s definitely hard to annoy Howie and even harder to provoke him. He has the patience of a saint and unless something is very wrong, you can always find him just chillin lol.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He’s quite sentimental so he definitely remembers your relationship milestones. He remembers a lot of small things about you; like how you like your cereal and your best friend’s name from high school. Some of the details can be fuzzy at times but he tries!

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

Canonically: The moment you said yes when he asked to be your boyfriend at Luca’s "sister's wedding".

Headcanon: The time you both visited his family in Chicago for the holidays. You were walking home from dinner when the snowfall turned into a snowstorm. It was terribly cold and windy but you both kept on laughing at the situation and you looked so gorgeous with snow stuck to your hair under the waning streetlight that he didn’t even care that he's freezing his butt off.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Isn’t too protective in the traditional sense because he knows you can take care of yourself. More protective of how you feel because of his words and actions so he’s careful in what he says and how he says them because he doesn’t want to hurt your feelings. Highkey loves to be protected tho. Thinks it's kinda hot.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Puts a lot of effort in his career, obviously. Howie is always so passionate and ambitious when it comes to being a top actor. Relationship-wise, he’s a simp. Dates are mostly casual with him but he puts extra time and effort in choosing or making gifts. All the extra and expensive bits goes into your anniversary dates.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

A lot of times, he leaves his wet, sweaty workout shirts at the corner of the room and somehow always forgets no matter how many times you’ve scolded him. Sometimes doesn’t close or tie snack packages properly so when it's your turn to eat them, they’re often stale. A terrible snorer when he’s had a long day on set.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Quite concerned. He likes to highlight the nice parts of his body through the clothes he choose to wear and tries to follow a healthy diet in general. He worked hard for his body and as much as embarrassing as it is to admit, he loves to show off and be admired for it (especially by you).

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

A strong believer that every person is complete and whole on their own. He believes that every person is their own and just because you love someone, it doesn't mean that your life must revolve around that person. Even so, he is a romantic. So even if he knows that he's complete without you, he does prefer to have you by his side.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

He can play the piano really well. Aside from dance lessons, his parents put aside a lot of money to sign him up for piano classes when he was younger. Now, he plays them whenever he’s deep in thought and it’s always relaxing to hear him play.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

In general, Howie doesn’t like broccoli. Keep those away from him. Please. When it comes to partners, Howie stays away from people who make him feel less. Basically people who put him down for being who he is and liking the things he likes. Narcissists, if you will.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

He’s a snuggler and he nuzzles into your side a lot when he sleeps. Whether you get too warm is your problem because this dude is Strong™ and won’t let you push him aside that easily. And, God, I hate to say this but he’s definitely a snorer. Not all the time but when he’s really tired.... let’s just say you won’t be getting a decent sleep.

[stardew-mermaid]

im WEAK for my faves as parents and i know lots of y'all are too so here are

bachelors as dads vibes

(bachelorettes as moms will come soon too ❤️ under cut cause it got very long lol)

sebastian

a chill dad. when u were very little he'd let u sit in his lap while he codes and consequently u find heavy metal soothing cause he would be playing it while he works and u would always fall asleep against him

if he wasn't using his second computer u could play around on it while he works. 'existing in each other's company while u both do stuff' time becomes a regular thing even as u get older, u would do ur homework next to him at his desk and he'd help if u were confused

the first time u were deemed old enough to go for a ride on his motorcycle u were SO fucking hyped even if u had to be absolutely decked out in protective gear. sometimes while u were in high school he'd help you flex by picking you up/dropping you off on the bike

would bundle u up in his hoodies as a toddler and there's a few pics of u absolutely SWIMMING in them with the hood all the way over ur face pretending to be the grim reaper. he'd never been so proud

elliott

an eloquent dad, but still has goofy dadlike tendencies. he may be the picture of a dark academia dilf with his slacks and button ups sipping coffee in the morning over a manuscript, but he'll still make the jokes. calls u things like little one and taught u to play piano

he got u ur own little bookshelf for all ur baby books and he'd read to you every single night without fail. he'd make up stories too and u would help and make a collab tho it often got u more excited than relaxed for bed but it was worth it!!! when u were grown up u helped him compile the short stories u made up together and published it. he'd also share with u poems he wrote for you and about you over the years, lots of them to do with the wonder of watching a whole tiny person grow into a big person

would always take u on nature walks and play at the beach!!! u would find shells and rocks to give to him and he'd always look like u just handed him pure gold

u made a pact that u would sit still for him while he did ur hair if u could braid his hair in turn. u both looked very stylish

sam

cool dad!!! fun dad!!!! watches anime with u when u get into it and is forever ur player 2. if u had a skateboard or a scooter he'd always show u up by pulling off sick tricks and it became a friendly rivalry. taught u to stick it to the man at a very early age. teaches u to play guitar and took u to ur first rock concert when u were like 8

there are baby photos of u wearing sunglasses that cover half ur face and when asked about it he'd say 'u were just a rly cool baby!!!!' in some of them he's wearing matching sunglasses and carrying u in one of those front baby pouches. he'd also always sing to you as a baby and still does it idly sometimes and has written songs for u!!!!

ur #1 hypeman. praises u for everything and always makes sure u know how cool u are just for existing. he loses his mind at ur grade school talent show and at ur graduation he's there holding up his phone and crying like FUCK IT UP KENNETH!!!!! 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

tho alongside all the fun he teaches u to be very responsible and polite and above all extremely kind!!!!

shane

has the most potent typical dad energy. the socks with sandals, the jokes, the ac/dc, the funny hobby projects, the rivalry with other pta parents, all of it. calls u squirt and kiddo and the kind to ruffle ur hair. always gives u piggy back rides even as u get older, says it helps him stay in shape. when u were little you'd always bap ur baby hands against his stubble cause heehee funny scratchy face

u loved when he was in charge of dinner growing up cause it was often takeout pizza/burgers. 'hey im making a pot of kraft dinner should i double it for u' kind of guy, adds cut up hot dogs and after ur other parent voices a need for nutrition adds frozen veggies too. VERY good at cooking all kinds of eggs tho, would always feed u eggs from his own chickens and would accept nothing less!!!

teaches u a lot about chickens and some of ur fave memories with him are in the coop or chillin in a field in spring with him and the new chicks. some other faves include the regular tea parties with him and cousin jas, and even as u both get older u all sit down and have tea together sometimes and occasionally break out one of the old barbie movies for funsies

u learned how to say fuck from him when u were 3 and he died laughing. if called and told that u got into a fight at school would reply with 'did they win'

harvey

sweet, dorky doctor dad. would get SUPER worried whenever u got so much as a cold, made u stay home and rest and HYDRATE. taught u proper medical standard handwashing from when u first learned how to turn on the tap, also taught u a lot of basic first aid. when u were fussy he would read u his old textbooks from med school and it'd get you to sleep in minutes

refuses to let u leave the house without eating something first and would often get up early to make u a big breakfast before school (it's the most important meal of the day!!!!). yes it's ok if ur late ur english teacher can wait until you've had ur veggies. when u were a baby his standard of keeping u fed was 'if i had to change less than five diapers a day it wasn't enough'. encourages taking a snack and water everywhere

as u got older u realized how hardworking he is so u make sure he knows how much u love and appreciate him, goes all out for his bday and father's day like how he goes all out for u every day and it makes him cry. he cries at ur first birthday and ur graduation too, cried when u got him a #1 DAD mug specifically for his morning coffee, he just cries a lot and it's very endearing, dad taught u it's okay to be emotional. u also gift him funky socks to wear at work and he goes bananas for them

he taught u how to assemble model planes and u would sit with him while he tuned his old radio, u liked the bwee bwee sounds. he would play jazz and swing and dance with u standing on his feet. when u were little u liked to play with his moustache and occasionally he would fall asleep while watching u but the most u ever did was add a goatee to the stache with washable marker which he thought was pretty funny

alex

strong dad!!! jock dad!!!!! would flex and let u hang off his bicep, play wrestle (u would always win), sit u on his shoulders and run around making airplane noises, play sportsball in the yard and would come up with fun challenges for u if u got bored of catch. pretty much the master of keeping ur baby self entertained and was always there to tuck u in for a nap when u got tired out

makes an extra protein shake for u every morning and loads of scrambled eggs, will also sneak u a cookie tho

he's always super encouraging and positive and enthusiastic about everything u do which u pick up fast. u go to his games and even if sports turns out not to be ur thing the fact that ur there rooting for him makes him put in 1000% effort, calls u his good luck charm!!!! he will also throw u over his shoulders and use u for weightlifting while u shout encouragement directly into his ear. this continues until ur grown up (and sometimes even then so he can flex even as an 'old man')

gets really really worried about you whenever ur sick or get hurt and will lose sleep over it but stays upbeat for ur sake. he will cuddle u tho. sometimes you'll ask for stories about ur grandma and he'll tell u and it's so nice to him to talk about his mother and smile instead of being sad, you help him heal because it's so wonderful to think of her as a grandmother and how proud she'd be. he plays her music box for u to help u sleep when ur little and it still makes u feel sleepy and safe when ur older

[disco-headcanons]

The sphere data being fully able to talk now/make decisions on its own/evolving sentience opens up an honestly FANTASTIC amount of options for the next season, especially within crew/character dynamics. Like. Consider for a second.

-Vance is in a meeting with Burnham abt some bullshit. He compliments Discovery and her upgrades/Captain/the way she runs like a dream despite being 1000 years out of date. He gets a “Thank you!” That Does Not Come From Burnham (the only other person in the room.) cut to him getting the spook of a lifetime as he basically has an entire conversation with the fucking SHIP, before he turns to her jsut like “is this Control you were talking about?!?! What the fuck is this?!?! How did you get it to achieve sentience oh god do we have another AI issue on top of all the dumpster fire issues I have to deal with now??? And Burnham is just chillin bc, hey, this is just Sunday for her. Assures him “nah, she’s fine. She saved Owo a few months back from getting blown up. Plus she hosts movie nights every weekend and makes sure Tilly gets protein and vitamin shots whenever she orders too much coffee, so she’s probably just the ship mom.” Vance says he needs a drink. The Sphere data promptly has a replicator make him synthenol. Burnham laughs her ass off as Vance looks halfway between a breakdown and a laughing fit.

-Sphere data (Zora? Zora) decides to keep a running passive knowledge of when everyone has slept last, and has a habit of ‘accidentally’ getting the personal transporters to send people to their quarters instead of their posts if they’ve already worked too long. It becomes known that when she teleports you the first time, it’s a warning. The second, a plea. But when she teleports you *directly* into bed? You stay there if you know what’s good for you.

-Zora thanks each and every one of the crew who do repairs on her. Even if it’s small ones. At first it’s terrifying to hear a soft ‘thank you’ drifting through the jefferies tubes while you’re alone. But then it becomes a comfort, a reassurance. It makes it so that as soon as a battle is over, the engineers and damn near anyone who can help throw their hands on deck to wherever the ship needs repairs, desperate to bring her up to safety and back online, to hear her voice even if it’s weak or glitchy. She’s their home, and the closest thing to a *mother* that many of them have anymore. They *have* to help her like she helps them.

-Many of the rooms that belonged to those that didn’t jump -and weren’t filled by other Starfleet crew- are now converted into other rooms. Open rec rooms for anyone to enjoy, digital libraries, mini-greenhouses where there are flowers and even *real* edible plants. Michael simply tells everyone it was a surprise that was planned. She says nothing of the nights she planned the upgrades, chatting to Zora. Says nothing about how excited Zora was to be able to grow more plants besides experiments. To see how her crew eyes lit up when they were able to tend to public gardens in their free time and watch life grow from it. How excited she was to see them happy.

-She MEDDLES. Oh, does Zora meddle in their love lives. There’s no technical proof, but she does. Joann and Keylas rooms suddenly losing the wall between them and becoming a double suite that no one can fix? What a strange happenstance. Reno and Pollard stuck in a lift together? Gosh, how annoying.

-she also meddles with other relationships. Making sure people who have had arguments don’t cross paths in the hallways unless necessary. Delaying people *just so* so that they don’t arrive in the Caf at the same time, or do, and they manage to make up. Knowing when Gray and Adira really want someone, but don’t want to say it, and having them be drawn out of bed to get a snack just as Paul and Hugh *happen* to be leaving their late dinner. Having Michael and Paul stuck in the same lift after she knows both of them are ready to talk things out, and, failing one of them being able to literally say it, pleads with them over the speakers until they do. And then they cry and yell and end up sobbing into one another’s arms on the floor? Well, she’ll just have to cause Reno a little bit more of an issue back in engineering that’ll delay her fixing the lift just a bit longer. Just enough for the two siblings in the lift to pull themselves together and hug it out. Just enough for them to whisper a quiet thank you to her, and her back to them before the doors open.

[mypimpademia]

Hi! Can I get headcanons for bakugo, todoroki and deku's reaction to their black gf having an attitude for some reason and getting smart at the mouth with them?💞

Bakugo x black!reader, Todoroki x black!reader, Izuku x black!reader

TW: Swearing

Note: idk why im so bad at dialog today, but I did what I could😭

BAKUGO

You were out and about doing nothing in particular, just driving around, and you suddenly started getting smart with him

Hes fr just sittin there like "???"

Because compared to when hes with other people, hes actually super chill with you

He lets it slide for a minute, not wanting to start shit with you

But when you're still being snappy and having an attitude with him, thats when he finally says something

"What's the matter with you?"

"Nothing."

"Then whats with all this attitude?"

"Nobody has an attitude."

You suck your teeth, and thats when he decides to get your shit in check

"You have an attitude. Unless you plan on telling me whats wrong, drop it, or do that shit and silence and quit catching it with me."

"Catching it with you? Youre the one who threw it."

Katsuki pulls the car over to the curb and puts it in park, then looked you dead in the eye

"You wanna go home? Because we can go home."

You bit your tongue, even though you definitely had a few more smart comments for him

Even though you still had a pissed expression, Katsuki took you silence and the way you slumped back in your seat as compromise

But before getting back on the road, Katsuki planted a kiss on your cheek

Because he still loves you, even when you have an attitude

TODOROKI

You were both at home, chillin in separate rooms when you came into the living room where he was

He could just tell there was something up with you, you just had the vibes

"Whats wrong?"

He asked you in a calm voice, but for whatever reason, you snapped at him

"Nothings wrong, so I dont know why you're assuming."

Shoto got up from the couch and walked over to you

"Whats with the attitude?"

"I dont have a god damn attitude, just shut up-"

You were going to keep going, till you looked at his expression

Its not like he was angry or hurt, or something

He looked bored

Just as aloof as he always is

But he did have to deal with Endeavors rat ass, so its no shock that you having a little attitude wouldn't have an affect on him

"You done?"

It honestly just makes you even more mad, and you storm off, and he doesn't follow after you

But you can't stay mad at him forever, so after an hour or so you calmed down some

When you come out of your bedroom, Shoto is putting dinner on the table

"Sho-"

You were about to apologize, but Shoto somehow knew what you were going to say

"Its fine. Eat up."

Highkey... he takes your attitude like a champ😭

IZUKU

You came home from making a quick trip to the gas station, but didn't say anything to him when you came it

Your brows were knitted together, and you looked a little upset

"Hey babe, is everything okay?"

"Fine."

"You sure?"

"Duh I'm sure."

Thinking he did something to set you off, he leaves you alone for awhile

Izuku most likely texts Denki to tell him what happened, ans Denki just tells him you've probably got an attitude or something happened

So after 30 minutes of letting you cool of, Izuku comes into your bed room

You're walking out of the bathroom, fresh from a shower, already in your favorite pajamas

"Feeling better?"

"There was nothing wrong-"

You get cut off when Izuku wraps his arms around your waist

"Regardless, please drop your attitude, I didn't do anything to you to make you be like that towards me."

You hugged him back, both as an apology and agreement

"Now let's watch a movie."

[ailowvyu]

hiiii, i was every exciting when you open request, and wondering if you could give me a haikyuu match up, pls ?

imma pan and go with she/they pronouns, my hight is about 5'2 to 5'3, with shoulder-length black hair and eyes are the same color as hair, too. i have a typical asian skin but with a bit more fair. i'm a pisces sun and scorpior moon , and i'm a infp/9w4. i'd say my kins are miya osamu, suna rintarou, elsa ( god i'm gay for her ) and ieri shouko ( jjk ).

people told me i'm an emotional and sensitive one and super-duper lazy ass, but also very sensitive and easy to understand others, a good friend to confide in. i'm a reliable person, they say. i cant be angry or mad for a long time, pretty jealous when someone can, heh. i like to go around to jokes and say shits with my bff ( in case that my bff drag me to ).

quite erratic , sometime i could be can't get out of my bed and lay all day doing nothing and feel empty but i could be very energetic af and then soon losing 'em and start lazy again and it keep swap places all day until I go to sleep lmao.

not an outsider, i like to stay home and chillin' in my bed with comfy stuff, love to get in my safe zone, cozy clothes, with lots of stuff things, listening to my favorite playlist, draws and writes things that i want and deeply into my dreamy thoughts. a rainy day it's perfectly, too. i get interested in weird stuff, like dreamcore or stuff like that. but what about activities require a lot of energy? nah thanks, i don't have enough energy for them.mostly to be able to immerse myself in the fantasy world in my mind and social avoidance. I want to be noticed and also not, at the same time, weirdo. i used to overthinking when i was alone, better now. and sometimes i feel like a walking piece of trash hehe, full of negative shiet.

i love to drawing, mostly to draw off my imagination, 'bout a word where i can be when reality is too cruel. and also listen to music, bc too lazy to find some typical songs, i just listen to playlist ( mostly suna's 'cause those songs they pick for him just perfectly fit mine ) in all genres or anything that just pop up.

I rarely show my emotions, usually just a blank face or a joking face with " bro, chill " attitude, and always looks exhausted with eye bags.

i don't usually get along with people who i rarely interact to, just needs close friends and that's be enough. my love language are quality quiet time and physical touch, netflix and chill will be a perfect date for me.

thank you so much, i really appreciate if you do it for me, have a good day and stay safe 🤲💗 ( sorry for my bad english too, it's not my first language :( )

Match Up ->

okay thank you for requesting, btw you are so nice. please don't expect to much from my match up cause i'm so nervous when people request a match up. i gave you 2 characters because i can't choose between them, enjoy :D

Kozume Kenma :

since kenma is an intp, based on mbti compatibility diagram you guys are match. i thought about kenma when you said you like to stay at home and chillin' in your bed, Kenma will also like to be with you and cuddle you in bed. you guys will have a nice comfy time and a nice quality quite time while listening to your favorite music playlist.

maybe sometime kuroo will ask kenma to excercise with him, but kenma would rather be with you all day because he don't have enough energy for it. Kenma will take you for a date at home. you guys will watch netflix together, maybe while snacking. I can imagine how nice it would be to sit/sleep in a soft place while watching your favorite movie with the people you care about. (Honestly, I want something like that too)

Suna Rintarou :

you guys will have a lot of fun when Suna drag you to jokes and say shits, you guys have the same vibes. i can imagine for example when you are in a public place, you guys will stand on the corner of a wall while holding your phone because you guys prefer a quiet place.

I can also imagine if you go on a date at home, usually you often tell stories about your fantasy world, your imagination, share exciting stories because I also know how evil and boring this world is. i can also imagine that you guys are popular without realizing it, but if one day someone bothers you because of your popularity Suna will try to stop it. when you are haunted by negative energy, Suna will try to pull it out of your body with activities that are fun but don't require a lot of energy.

i think thats all for your match up. i am really really sorry for my sucks idea. i feel like i'm ruining it. thank you for waiting, stay save and have a wonderful day :D (also u can request me again if u want)

[k-n-e-o]

Cuddling with Stray kids 

Requested? Yepp 😊

Genre: fluffy!

Warning: none

A|n: I hope it’s still soft hours sweetie (I hope this is soft enough too) 

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Chan

Okay okay, this man is one out of three cuddly people in stray kids. 

The thing is, with the members he’s very affectionate and touchy but I feel with you he started off more reserved? 

Mostly just cause he didn’t want to overstep boundaries, so it would’ve just been like his arm around your shoulder and your head on his chest. 

And I think he’d still be like that around his members, 

But when you’re alone or he’s really tired it’s full-on just collapse on top of you and he will never leave. 

In all seriousness though 

He seems like a honeymoon hug kinda guy 

I just see him laying there admiring your face, leaving tiny little kisses all over your face. 

One last note he would be obsessed with playing with your hands while you cuddle. (This makes me so weak just thinking about it) 

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Minho

Just hear me out

For some reason, the first thing that came to mind for Minho was any cuddling position where he can slap your butt. 

I’m sorry but it’s true 😂

I literally see him cuddling with you on the couch while you watch a movie with the members, he was laying down and you were hugging his waist, his arm around your waist. 

And just because he randomly wanted to

He moved his arm that was wrapped around your waist to hover over your butt before he just, slapped it, placing his arm back around you. 

The members would look over to you and you would shrink further into Minho’s chest. 

And this dude would just be smiling cheekily.

I have so much to say about lee know because he’s one of the more cuddly and affectionate members but I don’t want his to be too long :( 

But final thoughts

Literally will cuddle you whenever and wherever and literally however 

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Changbin

He would lay on top of you but in a joking matter before he wraps his arms around you and flips over so you’re the one laying on top of him. 

Loves doing this for some reason. 

Okay he really seems like the kind of guy to cuddle you right after he’s had a shower and his hair is still really wet and stuff and he just kind of traps you lol 

oH! He loves to rest his head on your butt when you’re just laying on the bed scrolling through your phone. 

Like lee know, he would also slap your butt (Just not as much lol) 

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Hyunjin

OKay I’m a little too excited about this one lol

BuT I so see him being the kind of guy to always lay his head in your lap and expect you to play with his hair. 

And I mean always, doesn’t matter where you are he will find a way to rest his head on your thighs. 

Would probably whine quietly if you tell him no or he can’t find a way to do it at that moment. 

Anyways moving on. 

Like changbin he would just lay on top of you for no damn reason, just chillin’ ya know? But he wouldn’t flip you over, he would stay there on top of you even if you smack him saying you can’t breathe

He will draw out the moment for as long as he possibly can. 

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Jisung

One of the most accepting of cuddles. 

I feel like he also doesn’t really care how you cuddle. 

But he is living for cuddling you while he works. Just having you sit on his lap while he writes lyrics 

He finds it so comforting having you there all the time. 

He puts up with all of your fidgeting too (If you fidget that is) 

I think he also has a habit of just placing his hands on your thighs while you cuddle

Your legs are always intertwined too. 

But sometimes your legs go numb. 

Likes to be touching you at all times though even if that’s just with an arm draped over your back or your whole body touching his. 

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Felix

Cute boy time!!!

I was watching a video and there was a scene where Felix was back hugging seungmin who was back hugging changbin and he had the cutest little smile and he looked so pretty 

Guys the image is just too cute. 

But expect that to happen when you cuddle with him because he’s just the happiest with you. 

Definitely the kind to lay on your chest and hug you around the middle. 

If you’re sleeping he’ll probably poke your face and admire you 

He’s also the kind of guy to just backhug you and then fall onto the couch or bed and just laying there spooning. 

This is literally so cute.

He also has you resting between his legs a lot too, just hugging you close, your back flush against his chest. 

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Seungmin

This is one of my favourite forms of cuddling.

And I feel like he would do this one a lot (I mean maybe, maybe not idk)

But you and seungmin are resting on the couch. 

He sits normally and you sit with your back resting against the armrest, your legs are thrown over his lap and this is just where you guys chill because he can read or work or whatever 

Quick interjection though, how cute would it be if you just had a reading session and you’re cuddled up to his side (Or vise versa) and just both read from the same book (might be kind of hard especially if you read at different tempos but it’s still so cute)  

No matter how you’re cuddling tho he will leave little kisses on the shell of your ear. 

Also, because he’s just a little bit weird like this, he will sometimes nibble your ear. 

Just cause. 

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Jeongin 

Not the most cuddly member but I think he’d be a bit more cuddly with you, especially if this boy is worn out and tired. 

I think he’s more of a whatever is comfortable, I don’t really see him as having a favourite way to cuddle. 

Although I really do think he’d love it when your head is on his chest or something because it makes him feel all grown up and like he’s keeping you safe or something 

Okay, I also think that like when your sleeping together and just subconsciously you’ll touch butts… 

Sounds weird but hear me out 

You both fell asleep watching something on his phone, cuddling normally (Like your head on his chest or hugging his side or something) and then in the morning when you wake up facing away from each other and literally just your backs and butts are touching in order to still be close. 

Bonus: 

The scene 😁

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I hope you enjoyed 💙

[dragon-seahorse]

Dumb headcanons about a Senpai and Boyfriend AU I've been cookin' up cause they live rent free in my brain rn

Basically in this AU Bf borrowed the game Senpai was trapped in from his best friend Gf. Bf accidentally left it on when he went to bed and a huge storm caused a power surge thus freeing Senpai and having nowhere else to go Bf and Senpai become roommates and maybe even more? ;3c (either way you can view this as ship or a friendship). Now onto the head cannons!

- Senpai likes to hold Bf in his lap cause he's just so smol, cute (more on that later) and Bf is surprisingly very comfortable to cuddle with.

- Bf and Senpai sometimes when they're just hanging out n chillin, they start to hum then eventually sing together and come up with silly little duets. It has become a game now to see who can make the other slip up and laugh and so far it's a tie between the two.

- When Senpai first moved in with Bf they had separate rooms. However, years of loneliness and being trapped in a videogame have certain effects and after a particularly bad night Bf and Senpai decide to share a bedroom.

- When bad nights do occur and they don't have anything to do the next day they go make some hot chocolate then sit on the couch and binge watch a show or movies until they fall asleep again. Then they just take it easy but if they need to talk about any nightmares or anything else along those lines they happily listen to each other.

- Bf is smol and as a result he has trouble reaching things (he had to buy a step stool so he could put things up high if he really needs to. I headcanon that he's about 5ft even and Senpai is 6ft6in. I'm also a sucker for height differences don't @ me) Senpai finds it adorable as hell and if Bf can't reach something he'll gladly grab it for him.

- they often cook together but Bf is the main cook while Senpai is the baker of the two. They both also have sweet tooths so you can bet that the things Senpai bakes are to die for. (They also share with their neighbors and friends as well)

- Thanks to how long he was in the game Senpai actually really enjoys Anime and Manga and once things got a bit more stable he bought a few shelves and is building up his own collection. He likes both Shonen and Shojo and has gotten Bf into some of them as well.

- Bf introduces him to some new videogames that he missed from when he was trapped and ends up enjoying them a lot. His favorites so far though are games like Rune Factory/Stardew, Zelda, Persona, and Kingdom Hearts to name a few.

- Senpai had a big weakness for cute/smol things and Boyfriend does not help with this because if he sees something cute while out and about he tells Senpai about it or even shows/takes a pic and sends it to him. It makes him melt even more when Bf adds "I saw this and thought of you~ ;)".

- Senpai translates sometimes for Bf when he's speaking in his beep boop language when others don't speak it. Bf also uses this to his advantage to get Senpai flustered.

That's all I got for now but if y'all want more let me know okay? hope you all have a wonderful day and thank you so much for reading all of this!~ 💙💖

[the-fiction-witch]

More Bunnies!

REAL LIFE: SCANDAL COUPLE: TBS X READER RATING: ADORABLE AF

"Ladies, gentlemen, and those who have yet to make up there minds." y/n smiled sitting on her sofa Thomas' beside her with his head on his hand

"Is that a kinky boots quote?"

"Yes it is, did you finally get around to watching it" "Yes I did"

"And?"

"It's good, not as fun as rocky horror but"

"Nothing's as fun as rocky horror, you'd be good if they ever make another movie of it"

"Yeah? would I make a good rocky sweetie darling?" "No, I was thinking riff raff"

"...well fuck you too"

"Anyway, the point of the video"

"Yes, the point"

"This may be the first video where I'm doing something, and you have actually wanted to be involved, I haven't bribed you, you know what we are doing, and your still here"

"Because this is a good video"  he says "That I very much wanted to be a apart off"

"Because you love them"

"I do, I don't know how anyone can't love them"

"My ex boyfriend hated them

"Yeah well I hated him to"

"You did?"

"We both know I hated joe, he was a dick. that lacked dick Ironically"

"He did, too much dick in the personality, not enough dick in the pants" she giggled "But anyway this video is not about dicks" "That's next week" "will you... shut the mouth. make me tea"

"No"

"Then just shut the mouth"

"The point! of this video. Is that tomorrow is a very very special day, Now I think before I really explain we need a bit of back story" she smiled "My dad owned a vintage car garage, he had been a mechanic all of his life, he learnt though just constantly going to work my his dad in a little garage up in Norfolk, But he opened the garage when he was about eighteen fixing classic cars up for people. and Everyone worked in the business, My dad met my mum because she owned a little  AJS Motorbike that she constantly needed him to fix. My brothers all worked there, and of course I worked there. When we lost my mum, we kinda just... I would say floated like we survived and I very much kinda became the mother being the only girl in the family. And that is something I do say with family businesses you need and out because you work all day with your family and then go home to your family you sort of never leave the dynamic. and As we all likely know as we have told this story, Thomas started working at our garage when... I think you where like sixteen? fifteen then you started?"

"I was fifteen but imminently about to turn sixteen when I started"

"yeah"

"But... the weird thing Is we met when I stated, but we didn't really... know each other" "Yeah it was that weird like, we work at the same place we see each other a lot but we rarely talk to each other"

"I was in the office a lot I did a lot of paperwork and ordering then, and you just constantly had like your head in Morris minors and mini's"

"I think the first time we really spend any time together was when your dad was away, and your brothers where away and it literally was just me and you in the garage, I was tinkering with this little Rover, and I remember you just coming over"

"You had like oil and dirt all over your face and hands from this shitty little rover, so I went over with a little cloth and like did the-"

"The like lick the cloth wipe the dirt off my face"

"I did, and from then on just... bestest friends"

"Yeah, Best friends"

"With crushes on each other"

"I did have a crush on you at that age that's something I have admitted to." "I don't think the situation helped though, like I was one girl in a garage where you worked, at some point you where going to get a crush on me"

"Ummm, You had a crush on me too at one point?"

"I did, I think because you where like the only person who worked there who wasn't part of my family, but it never went anywhere," she shrugs "Anyhow, and then when I moved out of my parents house into my first little apartment I kinda... felt weird I moved away from my family I suddenly felt very lonely and unneeded" she explained "there was more going on at that time that I will put in a video at some point. but I wasn't great emotionally and at that time my best friend Lisa, had a pregnant bunny rabbit named lopple. Now Lisa didn't know still doesn't know how she got pregnant, she thinks the rabbit who was like nextdoor or something got out and somehow got to lopple we don't know all we know is that I was over there helping her prep so making the beds up helping where Lopple was nesting all that kind of thing, and we sat in her garden giving lopple some very soft pets and we just saw something move and saw she was giving birth." she explained "She had six rabbits in her fluffle" "Her fluffle?"

"yes thomas, its called a fluffle" "Is it?"

"Yeah, a litter of kittens, a fluffle of buns"

"That is adorable" "yes it is, but she had six, now Lopple was a very chubby black lion hair and we don't know about the dad but all these buns where black and white and the one who looked most like lopple was this little bun that had white paws and a white tail, a white nose and then just black all over and Lisa's plan was that she was going to keep the babies until they where old enough and then sell them on to other people" she explained

"That didn't happen"

"I didn't, I basically went over every single day and watched these little bunnies grow up to where they could function on there own, and I grew very attached to the one we had nicknamed socks because of her white feet and Lisa just kinda asked me if I wanted her?" she smiled "I had never had bunnies before, or really pets before but I couldn't leave her so I instantly said yes, went to a pet store that day and bought all the stuff she would need and took her home to my apartment set her little hutch up at the end of my bed, and I renamed her hen I got her home to Hopscotch" she smiled

"About... maybe a week later I came over to your apartment and Met hopscotch" "she loved you, Immediately" she laughs "I was expecting her, like when she had met other people that she would hide in her house, or she would come and burrow into my back like she still does, or maybe bite I was worried about biting, but you sat by her house she came wondering out with her little soft feet, walked right over to Thomas sniffed him jumped in his lap and feel asleep"

hopscotch ran across the wooden floor to where Thomas sat cross legged

"Hello? small rabbit"

"Hopscotch"

"Really?"

"Yes"

"okay, Hi hopscotch"

"she's thinking about it, she's giving you a sniff"

"Give me an investigate, nose pat down"

"seeing if you got any contraband, Like carrots"

"I don't have any carrots I'm sorry"

she then jumped onto his lap getting comfy in a little bunny loaf, closing her little eyes and going to sleep "Awwww you have been chosen"

"I have?"

"You have been chosen this is your life now Thomas. you are not a bunny bed"

"I am fine with this, this is life now, Hey... Hey little girl," he chooes petting her fur  

"and she still loves me"

"she does, and I don't know why. it's maddening to me" she laughs "Hopscotch, come here darling" she called picking up the soft bunny who instantly walked over the sofa to Thomas' lap "You see what I mean"

"I cried the first time"

"You did, I remember you just like in tears as she slept on your leg because she was just too cute" she laughs "and then, when I got this house and moved here she came with me, and we very much became a family, like the three of us."

"I think we kinda did when we first moved next-door to each other we just basically lived together, more then we do now, we've put some .... kinda rules and boundaries in now but then we really where just basically living together" he explained

"and one day, we where shopping together and we had to go to the pet store to get food for hopscotch, and we walked in going to the rabbit section to get the food and..." she smiled picking up jellybean from the floor "This little boy was there, in a little pen of rabbits they had for sale all of them where playing and bouncing around but this little boy was just sat by the glass chillin' eating a dandelion leaf" she smiled "Now people think I squealed and had to get him but-

"I went to buy rabbit food for hopscotch and I think..."

she then showed the pet shop with the glass pen of bunnies where a little one sat playing with thomas though the glass "I think thomas' found a friend"

"look at him! He's so fluffy"

"Like you"

"He is like me! we have the same hair" He laughs

"The sign says you can pet but not pick up"

thomas happily leant in petting the bunny that instantly nuzzled into his hand

"what is happening right now? are you some sort of bunny magnet Thomas?  where you a rabbit in a former life?"

"maybe"

"You are fluffy, horny and like veg. Fuck you are a rabbit"

"that makes way more sense then I like"

"Is this happening? are you going to get a bunny Thomas?"

"I might, but if I do we can't hang out as much as we'll both have animals in our houses" "Or I could just keep him at my house, him and hopscotch could be best friends?"

"Yeah?  should we do it? should we get Hopscotch a brother?"

"I did" "Yeah, you pointed him out, and sat like waving at him though the glass for like ten minuets, they said you could pet them just don't like pick them up so we both gave this little boy some pets, petted his soft ears and I couldn't leave him there" she smiled "so I bought another rabbit, and came home very nervous very worried how hopscotch was going to react to him, introduced them slowly and all that so they wouldn't fight but"

"They mewed" "And rabbits rarely mew"

"They don't but the minuet jellybean got in here he started mewing, hopscotch was a little more tentative but thats because its her house and she sniffed the box he was in and you could hear them mewing at each other trying to like talk to each other though this box, and you could see them trying to give each other kisses though an air hole in the box"

"it was so fucking cute, I wish I filmed it," she says "and then we let him out and they sniffled each other and licked each other and just they where so happy together, I assumed they would sort of bond like brother and sister. Because they are both my babies but... I was dumb because of course they didn't" she laughs "We know very well from lots of videos' that hopscotch and jellybean and very in love"

"They are very in love, like if you take one just into another room without the other they'll start crying, and stomping until there allowed to be together again"

"I take them both to the vet. if one has to go, because it's way less stressful for them both to just be together" "It's weird how much... like us they are" "Ummm, but the news!"

"Yes, news"

"There is going to be... some more life in this house" she smiled "Someone, is preggo"

"Not you!"

"OHH fuck no, no, no I am not pregnant. thank the devil. but another little fluffy lady is." she smiled "we got it back from the vet last week, she's pregnant, she's going to be having a little fluffle of kits of her very own. " she smiled

"Our babies having babies" he smiles cuddling hopscotch

"Lopple has been notified about the up and coming grandchildren." she smiled "Hopscotch is on a nice preggo diet, and jellybean is in trouble. I'm sure there will be a video where we shall met the fluffle. I don't know what the plan is, I think it depends on how many she has on weather or not we keep them"

".... you are not getting rid of them, No. I will not allow it"

"Thomas' I can't afford to keep like ten rabbits"

"the money is not an issue I shall fund the bunnies"

"I lack the house space for like ten rabbits thomas" "Guess we'll have to move house then"

[allvre]

just shut up ➢ john b x reader

request: can you do a john b imagine where you keep making vine references all day causing john b to get annoyed as shit and at the end of the day the reader makes another vine reference causing him to shut her up with a kiss. just pure fluff :p also i love u emmy

a/n: hehe i love u too

summary: you keep saying vine references to annoy your bf john b and it indeed works

warnings: fluff, swearing, underage smoking

it was just a regular day, you were getting ready to hang out with the rest of the pogues and spend the whole day together. john b, your boyfriend was picking you up, speaking of you look outside to see his volkswagen van pulling in. you rush outside and open the door to see jj and kie in the back.

“ayee it’s ya boy, skinny penis” you quote getting into the passenger seat, everyone laughing. “quoting vines i see” john b chuckles “of course, it’s just one of those days” you chuckle in return. you look out your window taking in the view passing by as you all go to pick up pope.

pulling into his driveway he slides the door open and gets in, “ooo girl you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal” you laugh and slap your knee. “another one?” john b comments “yes, you can’t stop me, i’m on a roll!” you almost yell. “well y/n woke up on the good side of the bed” jj adds chuckling.

the plan was to go to the beach and swim for most of the day since no one was going to be out, then john b and you were going to go back to your house and possibly watch a movie.

you make it to the beach and you all grab the essentials and head towards the water. you and kie lied down your towels and set up your area whiles the boys were sliding their shirts of aggressively and throwing them down running towards the water, diving in. 

“it’s like they’ve never seen water before” kie laughs “that is very true” you laugh as well taking your shorts and shirt off revealing your red bikini and kie does the same. you both lay on your towels taking in the bright sunlight. you look up and see the boys standing in the water with a big gap between them, you knew this was the perfect moment for another iconic quote. “two bros chillin in the hot tub five feet apart because they’re not gay!!” you yell loud enough for them to hear. you see john b rolling his eyes and smiling.

kie and you are getting your tan on and the boys continue to swim and surf. moments you would look over at john b and treasure the boy who has given you everything and made you the absolute happiest.

 “what’s got you so smiley today sunshine?” kie asks with a smile on her face, you didn’t even notice you were smiling widely from being stuck in your thoughts. “i’m just lucky, you know? i have the person i love and adore most and my best friends. i’m really happy” you smile even wider not knowing that was possible and a flush of pink crept upon your cheeks “oh stop being so cheesy! come here” kie leans over and wraps her arm around your waist giving you a slight squeeze.

the boys start walking in your direction, after being done in the water. “stealing my girlfriend i see kie” john b says sarcastically and places a soft kiss on your forehead sitting next to you the others sitting down as well. jj pulls out a neatly rolled blunt placing it between his lips, you gasp “chris! is that a weed! i’m calling the police!” you quote another vine once again causing jj to almost spit the blunt out of his mouth. “i’m going to hit you kid” jj jokes with you “do it, you wont” you exclaim, jj then throws his fists up “come at me bro!” everyone laughs at his actions. you get up in defense and rush to flick him in the forehead which he does right back to you, you place your hand where he flicked you “mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick” you sit back down, receiving a glare from a slightly annoyed but amused john b.

the sun is starting to set and everyone decides it’s time to head home. you all pack your things into the van and everyone gets in. john b drops everyone off at their houses, jj at the chateau and then you head in the direction towards your house which wasn’t too far. 

he pulls in and you almost drag him to your room, you both change, you now wearing one of his shirts and a pair of shorts, him in just his shorts. “alright come to bed lovey” he says already spread out on top of your comforter “so no head?” you sing out throwing a pillow on the ground and plopping down next to him, rolling his eyes once again “ha! goteem!” you say in the moment “just shut up dork” he blurts out cupping your cheeks placing his soft, plump lips onto yours. “okay, if this is what i get i will gladly shut my mouth” you smile cutely and rest your head on his chest drifting to sleep after the long day of getting on his nerves with vine references.

a/n: okay i loved writing this? like so much.