#chickooon ramblings

[lordchickooon]

hector barbossa is kind of like the flea-ridden soggy old cat you adopt out of a cardboard box on the sidewalk and jack sparrow is kind of like the dog you see the car ahead of you abandon on the side of the freeway

[lordchickooon]

BY GOD. MY TIME HAS COME. I have SO MUCH TO SAY op I am so sorry one of my very top choices is specifically the Deftones version of Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want. the song itself lyric-wise is INCREDIBLY Barbossa to me but the Deftones version has a very certain energy that I think matches him quite well. Just that simmering resentment kind of feel. nothing ever goes his way and he just!! wants it to!! for once!! without some horrible catastrophe following in its wake!! goodness is he miserable <3 I know this is gonna sound so silly of me but a bunch of Mitski songs remind me of him sooo insanely much too. Remember My Name is up there, just the sentiment of wanting to BE something and have recognition for it. so many of Barbossa’s central desires boil down to that I think. absolutely Abbey as well for the similar reason of him being just. so so consumed with his desires and going his entire life chasing after more and more and more and constantly fucking himself and other people over with the pursuit... he was BORN hungry. it’s this constant unyielding desperation that was ingrained into him since a boyhood spent romanticizing the lives of wealthy sea captains, peeking through their doorways and swearing to himself he’d be rich and happy some day. and it sticks with him even through the hazy decade of half-living and constant violent outbursts and utter misery. I’m such an advocate for likening stereotypical “sad girl music” to the bossa bc it’s so him so much of the time 

and how could I not add Brutus by Buttress to this list <3 the caesar and brutus metaphor just feels so Jack and Barbossa to me. the song itself encapsulates his energy a lot too. sorry for more Mitski ones but Why Didn’t You Stop Me? is in a similar category to me because it’s just more of Barbossa trying to rationalize his conflicted feelings about Jack in the time immediately surrounding the mutiny. I would do a lyric by lyric analysis of ALL of these if this was not a reply to someone else’s post bc I Feel Bad.

anyway those are just the ones that come to mind first. there’s a good few songs by AJJ, Will Wood. and various other artists that give me very strong Bossa Energy but I do not want to keep adding to this. once again op I apologize profusely but this was too good an opportunity not to take

A question for everyone who sees it

🎼What songs do you associate Barbossa with??

[lordchickooon]

hey guys I Cannot stop thinking about the way that Barbossa is always turning the medallion over in his hands in COTBP. the minute he gets a hold of it he starts doing it. and maybe probably it was just because oooh spooky villain has mannerism that displays his condescending and self-assured air but I CANT shake the idea of him doing it as a sort of mindless habit that ties into the curse... because just the idea of him Not Being Able To Feel That!!! but he does it anyway because it's so naturally ingrained in people (especially to a seasoned pirate who has probably seen his fair share of valuable objects) to Feel The Texture on a textured item.

also the idea of it not even being a thought-out choice almost makes this MORE true to me. because if Geoffrey Rush really was just fidgeting with the medallion for no reason other than he felt like it does that not lend itself to this even more??? im sorry im Insane about this stupid fucking curse it drives me out of my MIND please I need to talk about it in excruciating detail

[lordchickooon]

Aztec curse headcanons have been rotating around in my brain like a microwave meal... like dude I wanna see Barbossa do some freaky body horror shit while under that curse. I wanna see him get totally torn to shreds and just keep on fighting like it’s nothing. someone should draw this (me) (its me im gonna draw this)

[lordchickooon]

unfortunately i am writing weird crackship fanfiction for my crossover au that caters specifically to me

[lordchickooon]

i’m so bad at blogging because every opinion i have on a fictional character must include the 5-hour preamble

[lordchickooon]

plotting and scheming my pirates of the caribbean/interview with the vampire crossover au like a mad scientist slaving away over his biggest experiment . except instead of madness it is autism

[lordchickooon]

potc hangs on a precarious set of butterfly effect circumstances already but the One guy from iwtv whose life events are super important for the plot progression to happen the way it does is of course the one whose life events I am changing

[lordchickooon]

I am one more breakdown away from making myself a pathetic-looking Barbossa plush so I can shake him around irl as a stress reliever

[lordchickooon]

just finished marathoning potc 1-3 AGAIN, these movies mean the world and more to me. was giving commentary on discord in real time as I do whenever pirates enter the brain and there is just entirely too much to cover in one tumblr post but I am so insane about these pirate movies

[lordchickooon]

hi howdy hello!! i’m chickooon :]

any pronouns r fine [transmasc & generally queer], i am a multifaceted artist and lover of media. i like freaks and creatures and being cringe. i will probably get weird. i am autistic.

this blog is mostly just for me to get really fandom brained and nerd out abt the stuff i like. a lottt of pirates of the caribbean & the vampire chronicles/interview with the vampire bc they are my biggest and most cherished media interests. but i do just toss whatever i feel like on here so ya never know!!

PLEASE please please do talk to me if we have an interest in common🙏 i get nervous with people but i absolutely love to have discussions it’s always the highlight of my day

texposts i write r tagged w #chickooon ramblings

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[lordchickooon]

listen I do not care if a character has no reason/canon backing to prove that they’re ace/arospec, the rule is that if I like them and they have the right vibes, they just are. I will project onto my blorbos all I want 

[lordchickooon]

one of my favorite things about the pirates of the caribbean cast is that almost all of them deserve every bit of misfortune they get but you STILL root for them because of how they’re portrayed by the narrative. fuck all these guys but you also want them to be happy kind of!

[lordchickooon]

currently thinking abt how Geoffrey Rush said that he interpreted Barbossa as seeing himself as the hero of his own story and how he ultimately thought that he’d prevail and break the curse and get his happy ending. he’s such an interesting and tragic character, my god

[lordchickooon]

headcanon that Jack and Will trade relationship advice and Elizabeth and Barbossa trade relationship advice. they’re all surprisingly relatively good at it in their own ways but none of them take their own advice. Elizabeth and Will are always like “ok cool thanks but what about whatever you’ve got going on with YOUR husband???” and Jack and Barbossa are both always like “I would eat my hat before apologizing to that man”

[lordchickooon]

I don’t understand when people say they don’t like Tia Dalma/Calypso because she’s “mean” or she isn’t actively helping the other characters. that's the POINT she is literally the goddess of the sea. she is the physical representation of the ocean. the point is that she can be cruel and on no-one's side except for her own and do whatever she wants. morals mean nothing to her. she deserves to make life harder for the pirates actually because they’re all sons of bitches