#chicken hawk

[mgroenke47]

I made one of them Looney tunes alliance rd is based by Looney tunes world of mayhem

[noteviljustlazy]

It's time for

Important Questions for Important People

Riddle me this:

[sillyewe]

Here are some cosmetic concepts I made for Hawk. He is in desperate need of new clothes and love.

[asterixfan123]

they call me the chicken hawk the way i be eatin 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓷

note: this has nothing to do with men

[ourrobotculture]

The Chicken Hawk's Caper

In the cozy coop, where feathers fluff, A hawk with a beak as sharp as a bluff, Landed one day, with a mischievous grin, Ready to stir up a poultry whirlwind.

The hens clucked in panic, feathers aflutter, "Who invited this hawk? What a terrible clutter!" But the hawk just grinned wider, eyes gleaming bright, "Hello, my fine fowls! I'm here for a bite!"

He strutted around, wings flapping with glee, Ignoring the rooster, who crowed, "Hey, that's me!" The chicks huddled close, their tiny hearts racing, While the hawk eyed the buffet – oh, what a placing!

"Listen up, ladies," the hawk declared, "I've come for a feast, and I'm not easily scared. Your eggs are my treasure, your drumsticks divine, So step aside, cluckers, it's mealtime, no whine!"

The hens exchanged glances, their wattles all droopy, "Is this guy for real? He's acting downright loopy!" But the hawk lunged at an egg, claws outstretched wide, And the rooster squawked, "Hold it right there, feathered tide!"

He flapped his wings, feathers flying like confetti, "Enough is enough! You're not having spaghetti!" The hawk blinked in shock, feathers ruffled and bent, "Rooster, my friend, I thought we were content!"

The rooster puffed up, chest swelling with pride, "Content? Not with you here, causing chaos inside! This coop is for chickens, not hawkish invaders, Now shoo, before I call in the egg-laying crusaders!"

The hawk grumbled, talons tapping the floor, "But I'm just a hungry bird, seeking a little more." The hens formed a circle, feathers fluffed in defiance, "Go hunt elsewhere, hawk, this is our alliance!"

And so, with a flap and a squawk, the hawk took flight, Leaving behind a coop in disarray and slight. The hens cheered, the rooster crowed, victory won, And the chicken hawk learned: coops aren't for fun!

So next time you see a hawk eyeing your eggs, Remember this tale of coop-bound dregs. For even the fiercest bird can't outwit a crew, When it comes to protecting their eggs and their coup!

[journiland]

TW: Animal death (I think)

RIP Barred Rock (?)

We noticed yesterday that the rooster's tail was all short. (His flopped-over comb has always been like that.)

Then I realized that for some reason, it seemed like there were fewer chickens. After counting over and over (you try counting chickens whilst they're running around. Contrary to clichés, it is easier to count your chickens before they've hatched!)

Finally, we realized that neither of us had seen the barred rock lately. No trace. All we can surmise is that hawk we recently saw flying over came back, grabbed the barred rock, the rooster tried to fight him off (losing some tailfeathers in the process), and the hawk got away with her. We found no barred rock feathers anywhere, but the woods are thick with brush. If the hawk went to a nearby tree for its meal, the brush could easily hide the dropped feathers.

The remaining Buff Orpington (aka "the blonde one") is the sole remaining hen from our first chickens, and all the hens from the year after are gone. She must have nine lives!

[yammpi3]

𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨 // 𝙃𝙖𝙬𝙠𝙨 𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙪

Part 2!! Hawks x Assistant — random messages somewhat coordinated ༉‧₊˚.

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[proton-wobbler]

Non-US Backyard Bird Poll!!

The submission box closes tomorrow, December 1st!

[abductsanxiety]

two fried chickens chillin' on a couch, zero feet apart cause they're hella gay

(( belated bday art for @matesparkles ))

[hotwings-incorrect-quotes]

dabi: birch.

hawks: what did you just called me??

dabi: *louder* BIRCH

hawks: ????? what? why did you call me like some freaking tree? what the hell?

dabi: it’s not a tree, it’s a bird bitch - birch.

hawks: and now he is a fucking poet...

[fiddlesticksmcgeetheunnamed]

Aah. So like I just recently stumbled upon Sky Cowboys and I am so enraptured by Larn’s worldbuilding.

If you don’t know, Sky Cowboys is basically what if old west but Pegasus and I love it.

I made these three for it.

Sorin is based off of a bearded vulture and loves to roll around in red dirt to the point he’s stained his pale gray feathers red.

Asra is based off of an ornate hawk-eagle and she is a very firey mare with a short temper.

Visha is based off a salmon pekin brahman chicken and he is a good boy that loves traveling to dressage shows as well as going for trail rides with kids.

You can go here to see my photo references.

I spent too long on these but it was fun anyway. Will likely add more.

Full credit to @skycowboys for the lineart and worldbuilding I love your ideas and storytelling. I recommend checking out their blog.

[buttonheart]

What’s better than one Dabi? two Dabis! Double trouble hehehehe

[kamiraaah]

A man too fast for his own good~

[saturnniidae]

I love the idea of Berk being the closest inhabited island to Helheim's Gate/Dragon Island. Like while other islands in the archipelago certainly had their issues with dragon attacks, Berk got the absolute worst of it. Idk I was just thinking about when Hiccup says to Ryker in rtte: "if you leave now, you and your men won't have to learn what burning flesh smells like." And while I'm sure he does know, you couldn't really work in dragon hunting without witnessing casualties, he didn't grow up surrounded by the kind of constant violence the kids on Berk did.

The way it's implied they get such frequent raids I'm sure they've seen so many people they know die and had to wake up everyday knowing that it could be their last if there was even one slip up in their routines during the raids

Like the raids were so consistent and eventually predictable they must have some kind of routine for handling them but of course, human error, especially when it comes to literal kids being involved.

[lycheelsea]

BIRDS. I absolutely adore bird and painting them has been getting me out of some art block, probably drop a batch every weekend for this month

(@elliottnotyet’s marchirp!!)