#chichi is a simp

[chichibleeps]

"I'll worship you everyday, my Love" -Alhaitham

warning: NSFW art and bad writing

a/n: brainrotting rn, and i will try my best to tell a story so uh hopefully you like it. m

"you're getting bolder, dear"

now look what you've done. teasing him at your movie night? giving him hickies and whispering in his ears with naughty things. so yes you technically turn on your bf. you better prepare yourself

him trapping you between the couch and your legs separate by his toned torso, his hazy eyes filled with lust and his hand travels around your body. starting from your belly, kissing it like his worshiping your body. his hand roams upwards slowly as his kisses follows.

hands squeezes your tits.

cupping it.

groping it

flicking your perky nips.

"oh Archons, you're so beautiful, my Love."

his lips now reach your cute chest, sucking the other side while playing the lather. your cute noises and whines gives reassurance that his doing great at giving what you want. and that is what his goal is.

[chichibleeps]

If someone ever harm him. i will kill everybody and then myself.

Guys could you please take care of him for a bit

[scribz-ag24]

[madara-fate]

someone on twitter said sasuke a boring husband even goku makes chichi feel special , ok so sasuke is not reAlly a affectionate person sakura is the fun one in the relationship

she makes sasuke feel special because his whole life was crap

it does not mean he loves her any less

i mean people do so much with their partners and cheat on them lets be fr

like shikamaru simping over eida likeee so embarassing if this was sasuke blushing ss stans would not have the end of the day

I was with you until that last part. So hold on a minute, do you actually think that Shikamaru being affected by Eida's captivation ability says anything about his level of devotion to Temari?

[madraleen]

Spy x Family anime - Season 1 (alternatively known as, the cutest show ever)

a running commentary

-Omfg, Anya so cute, I’m gonna cry, Anyaaaaa

-She’s been adopted four times and returned?? Who would return her???

-Aww, I like Loid.

-Saori Hayami voicing pleasant yet deadly women, you can’t go wrong, can you. I see you Shinobu, I see you Ayaka.

-Yoru and Loid are so cute, helpppp

-Oooh, we’re not seeing the brother though, will he turn out to be Loid’s foe?

-This is the most adorable, wholesome, funny thing everrr, omg, I can’t stop smilinggg

-”Chichi tsundere”!!! Help!!

-When they blush, I can’ttt

-I’m living for Yoru hugging the wine bottle.

-I know Yuuri’s voice, wait... who... Diluc?!?! No. There’s no way I got Diluc from this, I must’ve confused him for someone else. Have I been playing Diluc too much, have I come to know him too intimately

-HOW IS HE DILUC

-Oh yeah, I hear it now. Diluc. I’m impressed.

-I genuinely smile non-stop when I watch this, THIS SHOW IS SO FUNNY

-I actually really like Damian too.

-The only thing I want is to see more of Yoru being an assassin job-wise, not mother figure-wise.

-Anya is a tiny disaster and I love her interactions with Loid.

-Aww, Inu-san is also an experiment :’)

-Me, knowing full well that Loid can’t die in ep14: Nooo, Loiddd, someone save himmmmm

-I love how for Loid, Anya is *a* child that he should protect, *the children* - all of them represented in her, and *the* child that is his now and that he will protect.

-My favorite character is actually Loid.

-Imagine if the Forgers actually worked with each other, they’d be unstoppable.

-I actually like Sylvia too.

-I can’t wait for the very very very finale (not the season’s finale), when Loid will decide this is a family he’s not giving up on (surely? Surely this one will have a happy ending?)

-Am I simping for Loid

-NOOO, Yoru’s learning to cook? That’s all? No assassin business?

-I really like Yuuri, lmao.

-Oh, Loid ACTUALLY pretends to be a psychiatrist, I hadn’t realized he went to work and all.

-My level of WAKU WAKU! has dropped a bit re: the ep to ep plot now that the cuteness novelty has worn off, but I’m still enjoying everything very much.

-Yo, Fiona, back off.

-In any other context, I’d probably root for Fiona, but not here. Not here.

-The stupid thing is, I’d just as readily watch a show of Loid and Fiona spy shenanigans. But the Anya and Yoru context changes everything. Sorry, Fiona.

-Season two, let Yoru be an assassin!

[mooshs-crack-headcanons]

🏃🏻‍♂️ rn going around the world to obliterate any and all Chichi slander. 🏃🏻‍♂️

I will defend her at all costs.

[is-nini]

*takes a deep breath*

there is absolutely NO EXCUSE for genshin impact men to be this hot.

Question: would you go to kfc if they are the waiters? 👀

(I'm sorry it's side ways, art is NOT made by me. ʷⁱˢʰ ⁱ ᵃᵐ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵃᵗ ᵈʳᵃʷⁱⁿᵍ)

[chichinaylo]

LISTEN TO ME CLEAN YOUR EARS

HEAR

ME

OUT

I’m not FUCKING listening

[hamliet]

What are your thoughts on people saying Eremika is proof that shonen/seinen writers are incapable of writing a "well-developed romance"? I know that many male writers don't execute romantic storylines well, but in the context of 139 specifically, the two main arguments I see against Isayama are: (1) the strong suggestion of mutual feelings between Eremika from the very start is "bad writing," and (2) the fact that Eren revealed his feelings for Mikasa only at the very end proves that their relationship is "undeveloped"/"underdeveloped."

I always thought comments of that kind were strange even before 139, bc imo Eren and Mikasa's relationship wasn't written solely to serve a romantic storyline, and it encompassed other themes relevant to the story as a whole. Those fans aren't so different from those that devalue the rest of Eren's arc bc they now call him a simp. It frustrates me to no end bc I feel like people are missing out on the really beautiful takeaways from the chapter, and what could have been meaningful discussions with others often come down to pointless arguments. Have you come across those too? Thanks!

I mean I agree with you and don’t have much more to say. 

I think those takes are missing the point hard. SnK isn’t a romance. It’s a tragedy. Eremika is the beauty of what could have been, and I say this as someone who doesn’t get a lot of “feels” from the ship and never has (Aruani is where that’s at for me), but who shipped it because of the themes their relationship explored which were absolutely crucial to understanding the story as a whole. 

I also think most of these fans are western, and there’s a lot to be said about how the west perceives Mikasa (especially as opposed to Historia, who fits western standards of a heroine far better) and how the Japanese fandom does (from the little I know, Eremika is far more popular there). However, I’m not Japanese, so I want to be careful how I talk here...

SnK might have western names, but it is a Japanese story first and foremost. There are tropes in Japanese fiction that are not present in western fiction, and vice versa. Concerning romantic tropes, for example, in the west the girl who is always in love with a guy is usually seen as cringey and they almost never end up together. In shonen? The girl in love with a guy from the start often does end up with him (Sakura and Sasuke, Hinata and Naruto, Chichi and Goku, Ochaco and Deku, Winry and Ed, Orihime and Ichigo, etc, etc, etc). It’s not even just shonen; it happens in J-Dramas too (Masaki and Keigo from Kamisama Mou Sukoshi Dake). 

I’m also not saying all those ships are well-written/should have been canon, or even that there are no complaints I have towards Eremika’s writing (I think the pacing could have been better, as with everything). I’m just saying it’s a trope  and clearly appeals on a cultural basis, and western fans should take that into account when stating things like Eremika wasn’t built up from the start. To a western perception, it might not have been, but to a Japanese fan it might have been a lot more obvious because it relies on tropes more commonly utilized in its context. 

[chichibleeps]

can we like talk about King Deshret 👀👀

like look at him

[saudade-mayari]

Thank you for trusting me with my first ever collab. I really appreciate when you and Harlie took my offer to write for my art🤎🥺 The Bakugo fic you wrote left me at no words and the Aizawa fic is fucking poetic, you never disappoint. I love you!!😭 It really makes me happy. I’m glad you’re my moot and I’m so happy I joined Konoha Simps or else I wouldn’t be able to talk with You, Harlie, Dina, Mother, Cheska, Nire, Ume, Chichi and the rest🤎

yooo y didn’t i receive this ask 😭🤍 im very much honored to write for ur art, i swear. u have no idea what it feels like when u personally dmed me to write katsuki & shouta👉🥺👈 +++you’re a great artist yourself, gly! have more confidence in your art😚🤍

im so glad you loved it and im happy as well that you’re my moot. im glad i met you on the dc server and im pretty sure harlie and the rest feels the same😘🤍 I love you more , sweet sunshine 🤍

[theshrinegodofanime]

I don’t simp for Sero, but he is one of my biggest comfort characters :3

I tried to draw my BNHA/MHA oc(Chichi Misaki) for my bnha/mha oc story plot. It’s not terrible but it could be a lot better though

[rock-n-roll-mioda]

Simp means I wants to become your wife 😩☝

Ibuki looked a little conflicted for a moment, as a bright red blush came across her face. "But... Ibuki already likes Miki and Chichi... and Ibuki doesn't know if she's ready for marriage just yet..."

[araitsume]

I don't know how either of them fit those roles (Chichi = Simp maybe, but Goku = Thot?)

Best simp x thot ship?

Spike-x-Rarity? Mordecai-x-Margaret? Timmy Turner-x-Trixie Tang?

Just spit-balling here.

[hqxreader]

HELP I SAW THE REBLOG AND THE "CHI CHI" FOR SACHIRO AND I BELIEVE THAT WAS ALL IT TOOK FOR ME TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM

HEY HEY ANOTHER SACHIROU SIMP 🥳

it’s bout time 😈

Chichi’s so cute 🥰

A friend wants to know which Hirugami brother you love more, Sachirou or Fukuro

[chichibleeps]

First Fan?

Loud noises is something Alhaitham hates the most.

but maybe he could give this as an exception.