#chest INCREDIBLY REFLECTIVELY PALE (never sees sun) (now burnt in pattern of bathing suit) / shorts area VERY pale (covered)
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“none of these kids ever listen” “the osprey is dismembering its fish breakfast on the dock again” “btw do you have a fresh tetanus shot” “the boss is committing DMV fraud again” girl forget all that the worst thing abt this job is these DAMN TANLINES !!! girl how can my feet be three entirely different colors send help.
#lee’s bullshit#got SOOOO burned today it’s actually criminal. yowza.#i love my job so much genuinely idec that it is a complete hazard i have so much fun <33#however comma. never in my life have the tanlines been so bad.#from top to bottom.#scalp burn / forehead pale (hat covered) / cheeks burnt (not hat covered) / nose red (sunglasses tan line) / ears red (burnt)#shoulders burnt (lifejacket burn) / arms VERY tan (out every day) / back of arms burned (forget they exist)#chest INCREDIBLY REFLECTIVELY PALE (never sees sun) (now burnt in pattern of bathing suit) / shorts area VERY pale (covered)#legs incredibly tan (striking against shorts tan) / feet SO pale (they look like dead fish attached to my legs T-T)#(also now have further developed a flip flop tan over previous sneaker tan. For help me.)
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