#cheseburger
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I think its time for a cheeseburger break
Heck yeah!!
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first time making a pinned post on this app this is going to suck ass. i don't know how these work really, i guess basic info is fine??
my name is raz, razputin or whatever your brain can think of. (get creative if you're sending hate mail!)
pronouns are he/him, no they/them or feminine terms.
no this is not a rp blog and my blog will get twisted and strangely gross at times do not thread lightly.
number one mirtala fan, fight me for the title. i love my sister.
that's it. yay! 🎉
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DRAW TIM EATING A CHEESEBURGER ☹️
Cherr: Occasionally eat one
Sorry for the delay, I started university!
(I don't know how to draw cheseburger)
#art#ask creepypasta#tim masky#tim wright#marble hornets#tim marble hornets#digital art#my art#masky marble hornets
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4 bic macs oder 15 cheseburger
4 bic macs und 15 Cheeseburger
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Cally brought him his take away, 10 double cheseburgers from Mcdonalds, fries and nuggets, two large pizzas, 2 bottles of Coke and ice cream for dessert. Paul started eating as Cally watched how big she made her baby. She started undressing, as Paul’s tiny member got hard beneath his rolls of fat and his diaper. Paul was still a virgin and couldn’t touch himself for over two years because of his weight.
“Hold up your belly, fatty” Cally told him, as he did his best to pull his gigantic fat belly. She started to unwrap his nappy, revealing his tiny member surrounded by fat.
Cally started riding him with all her might. Paul passed gas them, making her stop.
“Do you need to go?” Cally asked gently.
Paul left out a fart in embarrassment as he blushed a deep red.
“Not now” he thought. “Please, not not!”
But the food and the movement on his bowels had been enough, and Paul closed his eyes as he dumped in his nappy.
“That was a big one, fatty” said Cally joyfully. “But sloppy pigs have to face the consequences. I’ll wipe that fat ass when im done with you” she said as she resumed her riding…
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Lenny Do You Like Cheseburger?
I'm actually a vegetarian but I did list cheeseburger as my favorite food when I was 7. actually the vegetarian part is kinda inconsequential because there are some very high tech veggie burger patties these days so uh. i guess the answer is yes with an asterisk
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@ivypapercutsxo || Dru & Eddie Brock
.。.:*☆ Dru was determined to not get attached again. After all, she had learned her lesson here. Being attached meant there was a chance to get hurt. On the other hand, though, she wanted a family. Or, someone to be there for her, at least. Maybe that was why she had allowed Eddie to come close to her. It did not seem to be a problem for him that she had been a vampire once. Or of her episodes, as Dru was calling them. Those moments when insanity was slipping back in.
So, yes, she was giving this a try. Even when nothing was really serious so far. "So, what movie have you planned for us to watch?" It was such a mundane thing. And Dru wanted to do more mundane things, so, she was happy. "I got popcorn and nachos and stuff to drink. As for Venom - will he be okay with popcorn as well? Or do we get him, I don't know.... something like a cheseburger maybe?"
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jimmy buffet betrayed me when they changed the recipe for the veggie cheseburger in paradise and since then i have not been able to trust anyone
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rats and bees seem like they are for fire star but in reality the burger is for the cat
he CAN have cheseburger. i don't know if he wants it though
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I dont do it because i suck at it, it had always been that way, plain and simple, nice and easy, right? I've always disregarded my self as someone who is “not creative enough to form 2 paragraphs” kind of person where every essay,story,fanfic ive written sounds like a wattpad romance 3rd rate trashy novel. In comparison to the genius jel or to the politically inclined francis my creative writing skills simply suck. And i dont mean suck in a “oh shes too much of a perfectionist to appreciate her talent” thank you! but i've accepted my fate, my fate to be stupid,lazy, and naive where I could lay around a pile of mud and thank the heavens for allowing me to sleep when its the only thing i know. Im fat,ugly, and i have shiny bright yellow corn stained teeth, who wouldn't hate me? Im worse than a pig, the fact that i disregard pigs as mere livestock or simply use a negative connotation in an animal that feeds the whole word wattered down to an english adjectives already suck. A third rate loser that cant study for shit, is lazy as fuck, and cant even go on about her day without blowing up. A lipstick on a pig to try to make me look better, but with my broken teeth, my fucked up genetics, and my frizzy short hair i look more worse than any other asian i've seen, i look like i haven't been able to take a shower in decades when in reality i wake up everyday and drown myself with the steaming showers of misery to start off my morning. i still look like i ate 10 mcdonald cheseburgers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner when i skip out on most meals in fear of getting any bigger. If all is true on God's plan was it really his plan so make me miserable? to cling unto any smears of hope and get nothing in return? Is God simply sadistic? Is he enjoying the greedy capitalists' profit off my dad's medical condition? Was it in his plan to give other girls a pretty face but he couldnt even think twice on checking up on mine? If a God was this evil then i have no God, he has already taken enough of my flesh, body, and my weary soul what more does this epitome of a high being want? Questions i simply cant answer because i am just a girl.
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me when when when i uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ill haave a uhhhhhhh cheseburger thanks
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Hello, nom or chomp
I uh.... ufckin.... uhhh....... cheseburger?
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