#cherry lipsmackers

[y2kbeautyandother2000sstuff]

Bonne Bell Splash and Shine in Strawberry Shine Cherry Chill, , Wet Watermelon, Smooth Vanilla, Blue Raspberry Slush and Raspberry Splash

early 2000s

Found on Ebay, user twist-so-fine

[starryarles]

i got my first kith>:3

[yourgalgremlin]

“He’s a booottom!”

He said, reapplying his favorite lipgloss: the cherry flavor LipSmackers gloss w/ a scratch-n-sniff sticker on it.

[futurewife]

me the second it gets a bit warm outside xx 🍒💄🏍 the cherry coke + cherry coke lipsmackers. mark my words when you kiss me you're tasting it. not pictured here the beat up converse hi tops (im wearing them)

[songs-about-girls-like-me]

chapter 19: an almost deleted scene (2)

(a/n: alternative title for the chapter: Feisty)

"Okay, take out your lipgloss" Poppy scattered her collection of BeautyRush on the school desk.

I had two lip smackers that my sister had gifted me. One was skittles, the other one was sprite. I also had a roll-on straberry gloss I had bought myself (my parents' money) at "Todo Moda" during the weekend. The five of us put them in the middle of our school desks making a considerable collection that looked so cool in their plasticky colorful glory and, idk why, we put them into a light green plastic pencil holder that Poppy had brought from home.

"This way we can share while we're in class!" It was a cool shiny display in the middle of our school supplies. Our gloss obsession was a bit deluded and silly but the bond between us sharing them felt so real. We were doing geography or math and we had taken over the desks at back of the classroom. Mr. G hadn't scolded anyone for completely disregarding the sitting chart and changing places, so my friends and I were all together in one "school team", rolling with it. We all went in to take one, I chose the most true-pink gloss, almost like a magenta shade that looked just clear on the lips. It smelled like pure sugar. I was happy that MJ took my Skittles lipsmacker.

"1, 2, 3, lipgloss"

"That one is so dumb, guys" called out Liv. Maybe it was, but we just laughed.

"This is awesome"

We nodded in agreement with Ella, I flipped my front pieces of hair off my face so it didn't stick to my lips, the now familiar thick texture of petroleum jelly making me smell berries under my nose.

"Oh, wait. Careful with the cherry gloss!" Said Poppy pausing the silly bliss of the moment.

"This one??" I asked showing her mine.

"No, it's red. The 'cherry bomb' one isn't clear gloss, it's so so red."

"Which one?" we all were moving the glosses around on emergency mode all over the desks but it wasn't there. Then I smelled cherry. We all darted our eyes to the head of the table.

"Wait, this one?" Ella's lips were dripping red like a vampire frozen in spot with the lipgloss still pressed to her bottom lip, squeezing more product out. It was definitely THAT one and we all cracked up laughing. It smelled really fucking good, I could smell it from 1.5 metters apart, holding on to my chair while laughing so much I could've fallen to the ground. Ella bursted out a laugh still confused, not knowing how funny she looked but having an idea by how much we couldn't stop laughing. Her lips were red, the gloss making a line down the left corner just like blood, and MJ didn't miss the moment to call her sexy. Elizabeth sent each one of us a flying kiss, playing along to the dumb sexy vampire jokes. I wiped my tears away to keep writing down whaterver we were copying from the blackboard, still carrying a giggle in my chest.

That afternoon we were messing around still at school before Jazz. We all had been perfecting a walking technique, a model stride that made your hair move in the wind, even with zero breeze needed. My friends and I would line up and practice before dance class or recess or whenever we could in the hallways, each starting with the right foot on the count of 3 to be coordinated. By this moment, it was a nonchalant reflex to go everywhere chatting while walking like that. So we walked the length of the running track at least three Times just to enjoy ourselves while discussing TV shows, probably talking about Shake it Up's latest aired episode.

"I almost cried with 'Add it up', it was so good." MJ held Ella by the shoulder while still strutting with us.

"Yeah!! I liked it better than 'Meatball it up'" She agreed. I was wondering how in the hell they knew the episodes' names.

"Rees? Did you catch 'Add it up'?"

"Mhh... I don't think so..." I had watched the first episode and the Olive Garden one like five Times now, but apparently I was missing more. Sometimes my mom would be late to pick me and my sister up from school and I couldn't catch it before America's Next Top Model started.

"O.M.G. You'll love it" MJ would spell out OMG when talking. "It's about Cece!" A smile grew on my lips.

"Lame, Rees! Keep up with the episodes!" Ella and I had the most savage friendship at Times, so I pushed her by the shoulders, making her laugh and starting a quick physical fight between us. After being stopped by MJ who was giggling and Poppy who finally snapped out of counting the petals of a pink geranium from The Flowerbed, we reached the basketball court. The four of us found a bech facing the basketball court to chill at before having to change out of our school uniforms. The boys before jazz were still annoying, but today we were hanging around them even while they were having basketball practice. Everyone was in for the banter, which some days could actually be just innocent enough to make us more friends and less enemies. MJ and Poppy were bickering with the boys warming up for practice. Ella and I were once again quoting Disney Channel not paying too much attention to the dudes doing shoulder rolls and neck stretches wearing baggy basketball shorts and tanktops.

"I tipped over the canoe, I cut my lip... and my top came off." I was even copying Cece's voice and closing the imaginary olive green jacket over my flat chest. We would do this scene all the Time, unprovoked.

"Cece, you were 10. Nobody even knew you were a girl." Ella was my Rocky, pretending to sit back on a bench in the Chicago subway. (The irony in this, I was currently actually 10 loll).

"I knew!!" our cadence was exact, and in the end we would burst in laughter and repeat it all. The rhythm between us was the best thing, like a quick witted game of cards we had perfected.

"Go Joe!" Poppy was being her extra cutesy self, while the team did some laps around the court. Joe winked at her, still running.

"Get out of the way, girls" Max came up to us, pretending she was about to throw a ball to our face and retrieving it at the very last second before it hit us. We were so used to it by now, we barely even flinched.

"Stop that!" Poppy whined in complaint of the aggressive game.

"Let me try" Ella jumped up and quickly took it out of her hands.

"No. Let go" MJ, Poppy and I were now laughing at the scene. Both girls fighting over it, Ella hunching over the ball hidding it from her reach, her curly hair falling over her face.

"It's mine now, Max" she stated with a laugh.

"Noo, Elizabeth, let go." Max was trying to use her elbow to make the dirty synthetic ball fall from my friend's grip. Max lets out a laugh too. "Ella."

"Ohhh, Max can be nice. Did you just call her "Ella"? I loved pissing her off like this. She looked me in the eye with half a laugh and her basketball back in her hands.

"Watch it, Rees" She did the trick again, only this Time the ball actually hit me straight in the face by accident. "Omg, sorry" She was laughing but sounded genuinely surprised by the slip. We were laughing too, cause it was one of those good days. She rubbed my forehead a bit, holding back a giggle.

"I'm fine, I'm fine, thanks" I acted just a bit pissed keeping her hands away, but finding it funny too.

"You girls are distracting" Mick yelled wearing that crush he had on both Poppy and MJ on his sleeve.

"So focus" asked MJ. I could laugh so much when my friends acted like this. Some of the guys were finishing their laps now, panting from the running, while forming a group in one corner of the court.

"What are those? The cheerleaders?" Their coach was paying attention now, shading his eyes with one hand to be able to see us better. He was so deeply annoying.

"Yea, they're our cheerleaders" Joe agreed, he seemed very okay with the idea and I fucking hated his coach.

"In your dreams" Poppy blew her boyfriend a sarcastic kiss, while she walked her way closer to them. The rest of us following behind to back her up.

"Oh, we'd never be cheerleaders for you." MJ was being real now, sniggering.

"You should! Isn't that what you do?" This was getting my blood heated.

"Oh, they're your friends who do dance" their coach didn't speak directly to any of us.

"Yes. So you could cheer if you're going to be here watching us"

"We dance. It's so not even similar" Ella corrected Rick, her arms crossed. We nod our heads, as if all of us had said the thing.

"What's the difference, again?" Max was back to being annoying, and the boys were too, laughing.

"You just twirl around in mini skirts" They all broke into a laugh at Rick's joke. I didn't know the word "misogyny" at the Time, but these dudes were constantly making me discover the concept from firsthand experience.

"Cool, as opposed to what?" I had been quiet but my voice appeared harsh and hostile. "Running like graceless deadbeat horses after one single lap? The team is terrible ?" I said bluntly making them silent. I wasn't used to talking back like this, even worse cause it sounded like my insult went out to an adult too. But what the fuck?!

"Yea... you guys always lose your games" Poppy added, her eyebrows furrowed. And it was true.

"Girls, we're in the middle of practice. You can't even be here to start with." The adult who started this decided to speak again. "Imma ask you to leave"

"Yea, kick them out coach!" our classmates encouraged him finding their laughter again, booing.

"Yea, let's go girls." Said MJ. That was the cue for our hair flips but this was too serious for that. "Enjoy your stupid class" She murmurs, starting to walk away. I know most of them caught her words.

"It was a joke, girls!" Despite de half-apology, Joe was partially still laughing.

"You are a joke!" Ella had to scream it from the other side of the courtyard and I knew it was a good retort to exit with. I flipped my hair subtly over my shoulder to feel less shaken up as we walked lined up, all four pairs of legs matching the beat.

"Damn! Graceless deadbeat horses was insane, Rees" says Ella as a compliment. I hear the naughty snigger on her voice and we all break in a bit of a laugh at what I said, hopefully they'd hear us giggling. I wanted them to know it had no effect on us.

"'Enjoy your stupid class' was crazier" I break from the line to jump a bit and look at them. "And Ella, just now?"

"It was good" says Poppy in deep recognition of the scene. We strode taking the short hallway to get completely away from their sight. The running track was more populated yet chill as always. It felt funny, even if we had to take some punches, I was so fixated on the good parts. Did I really have those harsh comebacks in me? We kept walking,four different shades of medium to dark brunette hair moving in a made-up breeze of our own.

"I really hate the boys, though. And Max." MJ was setting the pace for our coordinated walking.

"Yea... we should stop talking to them. And the school should get a cheer team, maybe that would show them how hard that also is." I state, feeling a bit amused. They conversation gets cut short cause we see a girl a year below ours was approaching us, directly to Poppy. I couldn't tell right away, but then I recognized her brother's hazel eyes.

"Hey, can I talk to you for a minute?" Joe's sister was asking for a word with her.

"Sure, Sienna. I'll see you in a minute, guys"

"Catch us at the bathroom" Poppy nodded at Ella's words while picking up her pace to match Sienna's. It was not the first nor the second Time this happenned. She was good looking, prettier than Joe and she had a cunning look in her eyes he didn't have. Poppy had already told us how Sienna was a big cause of drama and arguments between Joe and herself. She had even cried to us about it a couple days back, so I didn't understand how she would still have these private conversations with her but... I think she was trying to get on her good side, so she stopped talking shit about her to her brother, making them fight.

"Hmm... Sienna is a bit..." MJ started.

"Yea, I don't like her either." stated Ella. I sighed. I mean, I didn't even fully liked Joe to begin with, so. "Anyway. Let's get changed?"

[midsummerknife]

your words are made of daggers and cherry lipsmacker !!!!!!!!

[otherkinfashionselfcare]

Self Care for Peter Parker from Spiderman: Homecoming (anon) 

Fruity Vanilla Soap: $8.00 It’s vegan, cruelty free and handmade! It’s also just so pretty. They can be used for either body or face wash. 

Borax-Free Slime: $2.99 + $0.58 shipping. Super soft and squishy! 

Medium Tsum Tsum: $15.80 It’s not one of those tiny itty-bitty ones, it’s about 11 inches long. 

Fidget Spinner: $11.99 Look! It’s you! 

Peter Notepad: $9.99 + $5.60 Ohh, nice. I like personalized name stuff for kin a lot. 

Caramel Vanilla Candle: $10.49 A fourteen ounce candle for ten dollars?? Count me in! 

Cherry Bath Bomb: $7.99 It’s red, white and blue, called “The Patriot Bomb.” Apparently it’s quite moisturizing! It’s an entire 8oz, so you could easily cut it in half to get two baths out of it. 

Spiderman Lipsmackers: $9.95 I love lip balm as self care because it’s so easy to do something small for yourself and it smells good! It includes Super Strawberry, Scientific Blueberry, Radioactive Lemon, Crime Fighting Cherry, Ultimate Cinnamon and Vanilla Frosted Web. 

Beanie Ball: $7.38 This can be used as a stress toy, like a squeezie!

[therealvalkyrie]

haikyuu boys and the flavor of chapstick you’d wear to kiss them

suga :: vanilla - it’s warm, and calming just like your hubby. it’s also what i put on just before bed, so i’m imagining soft bedtime kisses in lamplight after a long day of work for you both.

oikawa :: rose - specifically, the glossier bomb dotcom. i got this one as a gift a while ago and it smells SO nice, he’d love it SO much, and i can imagine him footing the bill for this one because honestly it gets pretty pricey. he’d also probably get some for himself, too. maybe in the mint flavor? mmm i’m very into that idea~

iwaizumi :: pomegranate - he likes the subtle flavor and how it gives a slightly darker tint. also finds it comforting because it’s what his mom wore - odd association, but we can work with it.

ushijima :: cherry - i think he loves the classic flavor and scent of this one, as well as how good it looks smeared after a heated victory kiss after winning a match.

tendou :: cotton candy - sweet things for your sweet boy:) he obvi loves the flavor, as well as the fun colors. he’d constantly be on the lookout for new lipsmacker flavors and get the ones that come in funky packaging. and honestly, you’d both use them.

kuroo :: coca cola - honestly this one just popped into my brain unprompted. it just makes sense?? i also think this is his soda of choice. he likes the flavor, and likes it even better when he gets kisses as part of the deal. win/win all around. plus, it fits the whole black/red aesthetic

kenma :: vaseline - straight up, we already know this boy doesn’t know what chapstick is, and you’re slathering yourself in vaseline so that at least some moisturization happens. this is for the greater good.

bokuto :: peppermint - he likes how it packs a punch and makes his lips feel tingly, and gets so excited about anything peppermint scented or flavored because it reminds him of kissing you~

[hailie-tyler]

𝐻𝒶𝒾𝓁𝒾𝑒 𝒯𝓎𝓁𝑒𝓇 𝒜𝑒𝓈𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓉𝒾𝒸

(sparkly) black nail polish, old Converse, black jeans, ‘pretend you’re in a 2000s romcom’ playlists, messy hair, cherry Lipsmackers, piles of laundry, sleeping in, obscure band t-shirts, fluffy pink pillows, cheese fries, resting bitchface, sarcasm, unexpected flirting, sleeping at awkward angles so you don’t disturb your sleeping cat

[y2kbeautyandother2000sstuff]

Bonne Bell Coca Cola Liquid Lipsmackers in Coca Cola, Sprite, Cherry Cola, Vanilla Cola and Barq's Rootbeer

early 2000s (maybe late 1990s? does anyone know?)

Found on Ebay, user 412liquidation

[dragcnlxrd]

[Modern verse] On an average day, what can be found in your character’s pockets?

Hmm... Well first would be his cellphone of course. Some gum or tic tacs (cola flavored or the sour ones), his lighter, cigarettes, random scraps of paper, his wallet, a bus pass, probably some kind of drugs if he's using stashed in like an altoids tin... his house key and chapstick the Chapstick kind in cherry or some kinda lipsmackers flavor.

[touchmycoat]

Why is your tiansuliu so adorable???? I really really want lqg to give tlj some lip balm??? He'd get so pink and so embarrassed about it he might have to give it to sxy instead but she'll know who he's really giving it to and he'll have to go kill some monsters to relieve all the feels. And when he finally lets tlj kiss him he'll taste the lip balm... *dies* why am I so obsessed by how sweet they are??? I was here for the kink!!! The feels snuck up on me!!!

LOVE IS STORED IN THE MOISTURIZATION i'm realizing this might be the second time i've used lip balm (lotion????) as a love language fjdjfndjjn it's 'cause failing to moisturize is the consistent burden i bear in my own life...

dear god i'm WAILING at the mental image of LQG on a murderous rampage and everybody's like "whoa he's really Out Here today what happened, did those monsters hurt his disciple or something" and TLJ's just on the side grinning smugly w his cherry lipsmacker. meanwhile SXY hasn't moved her mouth in hours, no licking, just drying and chapping, and she's just staring placidly at LQG like "yes? i am here too? you're really going to play blatant favorites and force me to deploy a 苦肉計?"

she won't talk to either of them until LQG's put lip balm on for her too and as he's doing so, hand violently shaking lololol, TLJ leans in over his shoulder all serious-like and goes "Peak Lord Liu...do you have designs on my wife..." and LQG ends up destroying a whole mountainside but tiansu sure got a good laugh out of it nfdjskdfjnsdfksd

I KNOW I WAS HERE FOR THE KINK TOO AND SUDDENLY THERE'S LIKE 4K OF RELATIONSHIP BUILDING TTTTT WHAT'S HAPPENING TO US

[ohsh1t2wksl8]

All About the Face

Eyes What color are your eyes? Do you have big eyes or small eyes? Do you or anyone you know have a lazy eye? Do you need to wear glasses or contacts? Do you wear “regular-sized sunglass” or “big sunglasses”? Do you pluck your own eyebrows or get them waxed/shaped by a professional? Do you wear eyeshadow often? If so, what colors? Do you make wishes on eyelashes? Have you ever pulled your eyelashes out before? How often do you have eye boogers/crusties when you wake up? Have you ever had pink eye before? Name some sights that are appealing to you. Do you know anyone who is colorblind? Do you know anyone with two different-colored eyes? Do you know anyone with a glass eye? Do you know anyone who uses/wears colored contacts? Do you tend to look at people when you talk to them, or look away? When you cry, do tears come out? How many different parts of the eye can you name without using Google? Do you blink often? Would you be any good at a staring contest? Do you know anyone who is blind or legally blind? Can you do any weird or creepy eyebrow-wiggles? Can you make yourself go cross-eyed? Do you enjoy watching 3D movies, or do the glasses give you a headache? Are you able to see things from multiple points of view/perspectives? Do you get dizzy have blurred vision, or vertigo often? Have you ever had to get something small removed from your eye or had any sort of eye surgery before? Do you wear eyeline or mascara? Ears Do you have differently-shaped ears? (ex: elfin ears) How often did you used to get ear infections as a child? Have you ever failed a hearing test? Do you know anyone who is deaf? Are your ears pierced? How many times/what parts? Do you have good listening ears? Have you ever lost your sense of hearing before and had it come back? (ie: had your eardrum burst) Do your ears hang low?  Can you wiggle your ears? How do you get the earwax out of your ears? What are some sounds that would make you cover your ears? What are some sounds that are pleasant to your ear? Do you or anyone you know have an auditory processing issue? Are you guilty of frequent eavesdropping? Have you ever gotten anything stuck in your ear canal before? If so, then what? Nose Do you have a large, medium, or small nose? Are your nostrils small or large? Do you get seasonal allergies? How often are you guilty of digging for emeralds? What’s the highest number of sneezes that you’ve done in a row? What are some smells that are unpleasant to you? What are some of the best smells, in your opinion? Are there any unusual smells that you enjoy that most others do not? (ie: gasoline, Sharpies) What’s your favorite candle or air freshener scent? Have you ever stuck anything up your nose before? If so, then what? Do you get frequent nosebleeds? Do you know what causes them? Do you have any nose piercings? If so, then where? Have you ever had a broken nose before? Have you ever lost your sense of smell before? How did it happen? Do you use any sort of nasal spray? When’s the last time that you had both nostrils close up on you at once? Do you have a habit of being nosy and sticking your nose where it doesn’t belong? Have you ever snorted any sort of drug before? If so, then what? Do you snort when you laugh? How often do you get sinus infections? How long does it take you to get through an entire box of tissues when you’re relatively healthy? Mouth Do you have plump lips, thin lips, or one of each? Do you wear more lipstick or lip gloss? If you wear it, what shade do you normally choose? Do you use lip liner? Do you remember those LipSmacker Chapsticks from your childhood? Which was your favorite one? What brand of chapstick do you use as an adult now, if any? Do you have a tendency to pick at your lips or chew on them? Who’s the last person you kissed? Do you lick your lips often? Do you make “the fish face” often in photos? Have you ever had gingivitis in your gums? Do your gums bleed when you brush your teeth? How often do you brush your teeth? How often do you floss? What brand of mouthwash do you use, if any? How many teeth are in your mouth currently? Do you have any cavities? Have you ever had a root canal? What color are your teeth? What brand of toothpaste do you use? Have you ever had any teeth extracted? How old were you when your last baby tooth came out? Do you grind your teeth at night in your sleep? Have you ever broken your jaw before? Have you ever swallowed something you shouldn’t have? Has your throat ever started to close up from something before? Have you ever choked? If so, on what? How many times have you had strep throat? What is something that causes your throat to itch? Have you ever lost your voice before? If so, when was the last time? Have you ever lost your sense of taste before? How long did it take to come back? What are some of your favorite foods that taste delicious to you? Can you fold your tongue into a taco shape? How about a clover? Can you tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue? What’s the last thing you licked? Can you roll your R’s? Who is the last person that you stuck your tongue out at? Have you ever choked on your own saliva before? How frequently do you experience dry mouth? Have your parents ever threatened to wash your mouth out with soap before? Who’s the last person that you mouthed off to, and why? Do you speak any other languages? Have you ever worn braces or retainers? Chin & Cheeks/The Whole Face Do you need to shave your upper lip or chin? Do you shave your entire face? If so, how often? Do you have a moustache?  Do you have a beard? Have you ever fractured your cheek bone? Who was the last person to kiss your cheek? Do your cheeks get extra red in any of the following instances: sickness/fever, drinking alcohol, cold/windy weather, embarrassment, or infatuation? Do you have any relatives who are guilty of pinching your cheeks and making comments about how big you’ve grown? Are you mature enough to turn the other cheek? When’s the last time that you said something cheeky, and who did you say it to? Has anyone ever slapped you across the face before? If so, what was the reason? Do you get a lot of blackheads or acne? If so, are there any special products that you use in order to combat this? Do you wear blush or foundation? What shape face do you have? Do you have any scars on your face? Would you ever consider getting a face lift or Botox? [ohsh1t2wksl8]

[themetaphorgirl]

This is probably gonna be weird but what chapstick does everyone use? I think your chapstick of choice can tell a lot about you lol

honestly you’re correct

David: something his mom picked up for him in the men’s section at Sephora

James: aquaphor. it’s very practical.

Alex: Glossier lip balms (they’re expensive but she loves them)

Emily: also the Glossier lip balms (she has them in every flavor and shares them with Alex)

Hotch: doesn’t use any. he’s fine.

Derek: Burt’s Bees that he stole from his sisters. they wonder why their tubes keep going missing

JJ: plain cherry chapstick

Penelope: has every variety of lipsmackers

Spencer: doesn’t know about chapstick. wonders why his mouth hurts in the winter.

[kappakaijutv]

i have strawberry fanta and cherry cola lipsmackers im out here

[lovemesomesurveys]

All About the Face

Eyes

What color are your eyes? Brown. Do you have big eyes or small eyes? I think they’re small. Do you or anyone you know have a lazy eye? I used to know someone with a lazy eye.

Do you need to wear glasses or contacts? Yep, I wear glasses.

Do you wear “regular-sized sunglass” or “big sunglasses”? I don’t wear sunglasses at all.

Do you pluck your own eyebrows or get them waxed/shaped by a professional? I tweeze them myself. I’ve only had them waxed once and that was when I was like 14. Do you wear eyeshadow often? If so, what colors? I haven’t worn eyeshadow in several years.  Do you make wishes on eyelashes? Nah, but I did that when I was a kid. Have you ever pulled your eyelashes out before? Yes. I sometimes mess with my eyelashes and a couple will come out. How often do you have eye boogers/crusties when you wake up? There’s usually a little. 

Have you ever had pink eye before? Nope. Name some sights that are appealing to you. Scenic views like of the ocean, mountains, etc. Oh, and Alexander Skarsgard, of course. Do you know anyone who is colorblind? Not that I know of. My chem teacher in high school was colorblind, though. Do you know anyone with two different-colored eyes? I don’t think so. Do you know anyone with a glass eye? Not that I know of. Do you know anyone who uses/wears colored contacts? Probably. Do you tend to look at people when you talk to them, or look away? I switch between both. I can’t hold eye contact the whole time or even for a long time at once before it gets awkward so I have to look away for a bit. When you cry, do tears come out? Yes. The only time they don’t is if I’m not able to cry or I’m all cried out. If I’m crying, though, then there’s definitely tears falling out

How many different parts of the eye can you name without using Google? A few offhand. Do you blink often? I guess? It’s one of those things you do absentmindedly.  Would you be any good at a staring contest? No, I’m the worst. Like I said, I can’t do it for long before it gets awkward. Do you know anyone who is blind or legally blind? Yes. Can you do any weird or creepy eyebrow-wiggles? No. Can you make yourself go cross-eyed? No. Do you enjoy watching 3D movies, or do the glasses give you a headache? I find them annoying and it’s hard to wear the glasses over my own.

Are you able to see things from multiple points of view/perspectives? Yeah, I think I’m pretty good about that. Well, except for when it comes to myself and my issues... then I tend to just see one side and it’s negative. Do you get dizzy have blurred vision, or vertigo often? It’s been a few years since I’ve had my eyes checked and I feel the strain and some of the other symptoms that go along with needing a new prescription.  Have you ever had to get something small removed from your eye or had any sort of eye surgery before? No. I do get styes now and then, though, which are just super annoying and painful. It’s a bump on my eyelid that lasts for a few days until its ready to drain and yeah, not fun. It goes away on its own, but I do some things to help the process. Do you wear eyeliner or mascara? I did when I wore makeup, which I haven’t for the past few years now.

Ears

Do you have differently-shaped ears? (ex: elfin ears) No. How often did you used to get ear infections as a child? That wasn’t something I dealt with very often. Have you ever failed a hearing test? No, I’ve always had really good hearing.  Do you know anyone who is deaf? No, but I know people who are hard of hearing. Are your ears pierced? How many times/what parts? Yes, just my earlobes. Do you have good listening ears? I’m definitely more of a listener than a talker. Have you ever lost your sense of hearing before and had it come back? (ie: had your eardrum burst) No, thankfully.

Do your ears hang low? No. Can you wiggle your ears? Nope. How do you get the earwax out of your ears? I use Q-Tips. What are some sounds that would make you cover your ears? Fireworks, for sure. I usually wear headphones because I just find them way too loud. What are some sounds that are pleasant to your ear? The ocean waves crashing in and out, rain, certain ASMR triggers, piano pieces, the words, “I brought you coffee”... haha. Do you or anyone you know have an auditory processing issue? Not that I’m aware of. Are you guilty of frequent eavesdropping? Not frequent, but I’m guilty of it sometimes. Although, like I said I have really good hearing so I tend to hear things without even trying or even wanting to. Have you ever gotten anything stuck in your ear canal before? If so, then what? Ow, no.

Nose

Do you have a large, medium, or small nose? I think it’s  small. Are your nostrils small or large? Small. Do you get seasonal allergies? I do. How often are you guilty of digging for emeralds? I just get a tissue and blow my nose if needed. What’s the highest number of sneezes that you’ve done in a row? I don’t know; a few. My dad often has sneezing fits that seem to go on forever. And he sneezes really loud, too. What are some smells that are unpleasant to you? Old food, garbage, shit, too much perfume or cologne, too much air freshener, Sharpies, seafood, skunks, alcohol, nail polish, nail polish remover, shoe cleaner, most cleaning products... What are some of the best smells, in your opinion? The ocean/beachy air, rain, patchouli, cedar wood, sandalwood, pine, coconut, lemon, vanilla, cinnamon, mint, coffee, garlic, my favorite foods, sweet smells, powder... Are there any unusual smells that you enjoy that most others do not? (ie: gasoline, Sharpies) I do like the smell of gasoline. What’s your favorite candle or air freshener scent? I like the autumnal scents from Bath & Body Works. Have you ever stuck anything up your nose before? If so, then what? No. Do you get frequent nosebleeds? Do you know what causes them? No, thankfully I’ve never had one. Do you have any nose piercings? If so, then where? Nope. Have you ever had a broken nose before? Nope. Have you ever lost your sense of smell before? How did it happen? Yeah, like when I have a horrible cold or allergies. Do you use any sort of nasal spray? Very rarely. When’s the last time that you had both nostrils close up on you at once? Almost a year ago when I got sick with a bad cold. Do you have a habit of being nosy and sticking your nose where it doesn’t belong? No. Have you ever snorted any sort of drug before? If so, then what? No. Do you snort when you laugh? Nope.

How often do you get sinus infections? Very, very rarely. It’s been years. How long does it take you to get through an entire box of tissues when you’re relatively healthy? I don’t use a box of tissues unless I have a bad cold. 

Mouth

Do you have plump lips, thin lips, or one of each? Thin, but my bottom lip is a little bigger. Do you wear more lipstick or lip gloss? If you wear it, what shade do you normally choose? I haven’t in years. Do you use lip liner? Nah. I never bothered with lip liner. Do you remember those LipSmacker Chapsticks from your childhood? Which was your favorite one? Yes, I loved those. The fun ones like the ones that were supposed to taste like soda or candy were my favorite. Even better were the ones shaped like a soda bottle or various things. This store in the mall, Claire’s, has a ton of those. Years ago I had one shaped like a little Hershey’s strawberry syrup bottle, it was super cute. What brand of chapstick do you use as an adult now, if any? I like EOS. Do you have a tendency to pick at your lips or chew on them? Ugh, yes I do both. A lot. Who’s the last person you kissed? Joseph, many years ago. Do you lick your lips often? Yes. Do you make “the fish face” often in photos? No, I never liked that look. Have you ever had gingivitis in your gums? No. Do your gums bleed when you brush your teeth? No. How often do you brush your teeth? At least once a day. How often do you floss? I don’t. :X What brand of mouthwash do you use, if any? I don’t use any. How many teeth are in your mouth currently? I don’t know. Do you have any cavities? Yes. Have you ever had a root canal? Yes, a few times. What color are your teeth? White, but not pearly white. I could use some whitening strips. What brand of toothpaste do you use? Sensodyne. Have you ever had any teeth extracted? Yes. How old were you when your last baby tooth came out? Hm. I don’t recall. Do you grind your teeth at night in your sleep? Sometimes. Have you ever broken your jaw before? No. Have you ever swallowed something you shouldn’t have? No. Has your throat ever started to close up from something before? Noo, thankfully. That sounds terrifying.

Have you ever choked? If so, on what? Yes, I’ve gotten food and a pill stuck in my throat. How many times have you had strep throat? I think less than a handful of times. It’s been a very long time since the last time I’ve had it. What is something that causes your throat to itch? When it’s dry.

Have you ever lost your voice before? If so, when was the last time? Yeah. It’s been several years since that has happened as well. Like, over 10 years. Have you ever lost your sense of taste before? How long did it take to come back? It happens when I’m really sick. What are some of your favorite foods that taste delicious to you? Wingstop’s boneless lemon pepper and garlic parm wings, ramen, breakfast burritos or sandwiches, scrambled eggs with garlic, spinach, green onions, and shredded cheese, and scrambled eggs and biscuits smothered in country gravy with hash browns. Can you fold your tongue into a taco shape? How about a clover? Nope. Can you tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue? Nope. What’s the last thing you licked? The spoon I used in my coffee. Can you roll your R’s? Nope. Who is the last person that you stuck your tongue out at? I don’t recall. That’s not something I tend to do. Have you ever choked on your own saliva before? Yes. It seems like I choke on just air even sometimes. How frequently do you experience dry mouth? Ugh, that’s something I really struggle with.  Have your parents ever threatened to wash your mouth out with soap before? No. Who’s the last person that you mouthed off to, and why? I don’t mouth off to people. Do you speak any other languages? A little Spanish. Have you ever worn braces or retainers? Nope.

Chin & Cheeks/The Whole Face

Do you need to shave your upper lip or chin? No, not at the moment. Do you shave your entire face? If so, how often? No. Do you have a moustache? No. Do you have a beard? No. Have you ever fractured your cheek bone? Ow, no.

Who was the last person to kiss your cheek? My mom. Do your cheeks get extra red in any of the following instances: sickness/fever, drinking alcohol, cold/windy weather, embarrassment, or infatuation? When I’m sick, hot, nervous, and when I used to drink. Do you have any relatives who are guilty of pinching your cheeks and making comments about how big you’ve grown? No.

Are you mature enough to turn the other cheek? Usually. And to just avoid confrontation and drama. I’ll stew about stuff on my own and be upset about things for awhile, but I’m not one to hold a grudge. When’s the last time that you said something cheeky, and who did you say it to? Something jokingly to my brother, probably. Has anyone ever slapped you across the face before? If so, what was the reason? No. Do you get a lot of blackheads or acne? If so, are there any special products that you use in order to combat this? No, I just get like a couple now and then. I struggled with acne back when I was a teenager and young adult, though. Do you wear blush or foundation? I rarely bothered with blush back when I wore makeup and I dabbled with foundation for a short bit. My main staples when it came to makeup was honestly just eyeliner and mascara, and maybe a tinted balm. What shape face do you have? Oval or heart shaped. Do you have any scars on your face? Yes, a few little ones. Would you ever consider getting a face lift or Botox? Nah.

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