#cheeseparade

[officialcelebrity]

"Relatable experience"

by Cheese Parade (cheeseparade on TikTok)

[hunkybeans]

This is from cheese parade! Check out the rest of his stuff!

You will not guess where this is going

[narrativestringtheory]

NST #956: CheeseParade, "A Strange Ritual" (2023)

A classic string board appears near the end of CheeseParade’s “A Strange Ritual” (TikTok, 2023).

From contributor Kelly Williams.

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by cheeseparade. caption: This was my favorite part of the bible]

[voice-of-illogical-sense]

@cheeseparade

[defconcitydotcom]

Fan art of Cheeseman of @/CheeseParade on tiktok

[herecomesthementalmeltdown]

cheeseparade is great

[marsixm]

the way i saw the tv glow is literally this But Trans

[thats-amigos]

CHEESEPARADE MENTION!!! AAAHHHHH!!!

[acanvasofabillionsuns]

[ID: A tiktok by cheeseparade with captions. It begins with someone zipping a body bag closed outside, a voiceover saying, "Victim's body was found this morning, just like all the rest." There's a low, humming music in the background. The video jumps to two cops, also outside, standing and holding coffee cops. The one of the left is black and is wearing sunglasses; the one on the right is white, has a fake mustache, and was the one talking. He continues, "Perfectly preserved, buried six feet underground." The angle shifts and he points to a gravestone. "An engraved stone (dramatic music note) marking its location."

Both cops look right as someone offscreen says, "Sir, you might want to come look at this." The fake mustache cop looks back at the sunglasses cop and nods his head to the right, and they both walk over. The music builds up dramatically. They walk under a fallen tree, the fake mustache cop taking a sip of his coffee as they come onto the scene, only to do a spit take as he takes it in. The sunglasses cop takes off the sunglasses in wonder, saying, "Jesus Christ." An aerial shot zooms out with a dramatic whoosh to show a normal graveyard.

A feminine voiceover announces, "Next week on Cops who are Confused about Cemeteries." Sunglasses cop says, "I need all these bodies dug up immediately," and someone takes a shovel to the land in front of a gravestone. There's a jump to a conspiracy board labeled "Buried Box Killer" with photos and sticky notes all around, and lots of red string connecting things. Someone says, "Sir, some of these victims are over two hundred years old." Fake mustache cop, leaning against a whiteboard with several lines of "cop stuff" written on it, looks over dramatically at someone offscreen and says, "You telling me this son of a bitch is immortal?" His mustache falls off right as he finishes talking and the video ends. /end ID]

god this tickles me

(OP's tiktok here)

[badgerofshambles]

FUCK YEAH CHEESEPARADE Blow up and act like you don’t know anybody yes yes fuck yeah

[unixtmdev]

cheeseparade ftw

You will not guess where this is going