#cheeeee

[lucylikesgarlicbread]

I really like cheese.

[everythingisarabbithole]

thank you for the tag kai!!

I wanted something that looks like chi! (do any of you know who chi is?)

@aveller @rainonthehillside @smol-stargirl @demigoddess-of-ghosts @lilacs-and-memes @call-me-copycat @ryuryuryuyurboat

Picrew Tag Game!

I was tagged by @odeblr to cattify myself using this picrew! Thank you so much, Ezra :)

The blue spots represent the streaks of blue I currently have in my hair! The glasses on my cat self are almost identical to my real ones, so I couldn't not use them :)

I will tag @jongside, @faceglitchsworld, @solaysa, @snoos-tattoos, @seohosincerely, @toxicrevolver, @luvrli, @shadow-of-tea-and-tea, @littlebookworm69, @asoulsreverie and @chronosik only if you want! As always, if you see this and would like to do it too, feel more than welcome!

[r-truth]

[halion-halion-aito]

THE LION KING???? ON MY FESTIVAL DI SANREMO????????

[en-chi-la-da]

Well, now that you've been introduced to it. Thoughts on Hinadamchi? (Gundham/Hajime/Kokichi) I personally believe Hajime deserves two evil boyfriend's who will rule the world.

dang hajime how come you get two evil purple boyfriends HONESTLY ANON i ship it mostly in the jokey kind of way. i like it based almost entirely on kokichi having two partners to bother LMAO but it's very funnie to try and imagine scenarios with these three lmao

hajime trying to wrangle the purples whenever they go somewhere, haji + gundham constantly dragging kokichi around bc he's the smallest + lightest to carry, gundham showing haji + kokichi how to properly handle/care for most animals, gundham + kokichi both promising to take over the world for hajime, meanwhile hajime is stuck trying to figure out what gift to get them both that could possibly match that lol, kokichi trying to convince haji + gundham to join D.I.C.E. (once he realizes he wants to keep them around in his life), ALSO hajime: "YES YOU GUYS you're both so villainous and evil and wicked and epic and everybody fears the very ground you walk on now will you two PLEASE come to bed >:/" lmao poor haji

...alright maybe i don't ship it so joking-ly anymore

[wyverndollface96]

Sweet Flavor; Bad Aftertaste

Your friends, even Arven, are somehow cursed by some toxic mochi. You and Kieran had to take matters into your hands to break the curse caused by this peachy-looking Pokémon. Mentions of mild cursing and vomit.

Nemona went missing while you, Penny, Kieran and Arven were searching for the remote in the Community Center in Kitakami.

“Where could she have gone?” you asked. “She in the bathroom or something?” Arven asked. “No,” Penny said, “I was over there. I would have seen her go in there.” “She’s not in the backrooms, either,” Kieran said, “I was there the whole time.”

“Maybe she’s outside.” you said. Everyone else nodded. “Well, (Y/N),” Kieran said, “you and I can go out and find her. Arven, Penny, you two stay here in case she gets back.” “Be careful out there.” Arven said.

So you and Kieran exit the building to go find Nemona when you see a couple nearby. For some reason, they were doing what looked like the chicken wing flap with their arms, the tippy toe dance and chanting “Mochi mochi!” Even their eyes were a vivid magenta color and a dark aura was surrounding them.

“What in the name of Arceus is going on!?” you questioned. Kieran was in utter shock. “They’re doing exactly what my sis was doing!” he exclaimed. You and Kieran hurriedly snuck past the couple and continued on, passing the little bridge and going up the stairs to find Nemona. You both come across Kieran and Carmine’s grandparents.

They, too, were doing the same dance, also with magenta-colored eyes and a dark aura. “Not you both, too!” Kieran cried. “Shit,” you gasp, “I hope this doesn’t happen to Arven.” “Well, as long as he doesn’t get his hands on those purple mochi. He or Penny. Though I bet you anything Nemona ate the one at Peachy’s.” Kieran said, before slightly approaching his grandparents.

“Gramps! Grandma! Stop eating those mochis!” he exclaims. The grandparents just glared at you and Kieran and continued doing that weird dance while chanting “Mochi! Mochi!” You and Kieran decided to just battle them, hoping they would snap out of it.

Didn’t work. They were still cursed.

Just then, Arven called. “Yo, sweetie,” he said, “are you guys okay? Have you found Nemona yet?” “Not yet,” you told him, “though we had just came across some folks doing that weird dance Carmine was doing.” Your voice sounded cracked like you were about to cry.

“Whoa, (Y/N), are you crying?” Kieran asked. “Uh-oh!” Arven gasped. “Arven, look up there! It’s the thing I was trying to tell you about!” you hear Penny exclaim through the phone.

“Arven, please! Whatever you guys do-” “AAAAHH!” Penny shrieks, then the call cuts out. “Arven!! Arven!!!!” you begin to panic, tears coming. Kieran tried to calm you. “(Y/N)! Hey, (Y/N), take it easy,” he reassures, “we’ll head back down there to check on them.”

So you and Kieran went back to Mossui Town to check on Arven and Penny. You ran to Arven and hugged him tight, literally crying. “Oh, Arven, thank Arceus you’re okay! I was worried you would get cursed, too!”

But Arven didn’t say anything. He didn’t even hug you back. But you could feel his motion; flapping his arms. He even uttered the word “Mochi!” “Arven, stop messing around. This isn’t funny.” you whimpered.

“Ummm….(Y/N),” Kieran said, “I don’t think he’s messing around. And neither is Penny. Look at them.” You pulled away from Arven to see his eye was magenta. Then you noticed the dark aura surrounding him. Then you looked over at Penny, also with magenta eyes and dark aura and the weird mochi dance.

“No!! Not you guys, too!! Not my boyfriend! Not my friend! Why!?” You fell to your knees and broke down even harder before Arven, who was awkwardly dancing the mochi dance and looking down at you.

“M-mo? Sweet…chi?” There was concern in his voice, even in this curse. Almost like he’s trying to resist the curse that took hold of him.

Kieran was trying to deal with Penny in her mochi-crazed state by battling her. “Cheeeee!!” Penny chants. “I’m snapping you out of this,” Kieran said, “while (Y/N) is dealing with Arven.”

“Snap out of it! Please, Arven!” you begged. Arven may be cursed, but it seems he’s fighting to stop dancing funny. “Mochi-chi-chi-chi? Baby-chi? Oof!” You knocked the wind out of Arven by punching him in the stomach, hoping he would somehow chuck up the toxic mochi.

Arven slightly curled, but he didn’t throw up. “Try sticking a finger into the back of his throat and touch his uvula!” Kieran called to you as he was just now trying that to Penny after defeating her Eeveelutions.

“Oh, dear Arceus,” you groaned, “forgive me.” You grab Arven from behind and forcefully shove a finger into his mouth; reaching for his uvula. You could then hear Arven gag and he was still dancing.

That did it. Arven threw up. You pulled your hand away from his mouth just in time for him to expel the chewed-up mochi. Kieran succeeded with getting Penny to throw hers up, too. She and Arven fell to their knees, coughing and breathing heavily.

“Arven?” you spoke to your boyfriend, hoping he’s back to normal. The dark aura was slowly fading. Both him and Penny groaned. Penny then spoke, “Ugh! Guess…that didn’t agree with my stomach.”

Arven sat himself up, eyes closed; gut acid dripping from his lip. You took a tissue out of your pocket and wiped his mouth with it. “You feeling better, honey?” you asked.

Arven turns his head towards you and slowly opens his eyes. They were back to its original aquatic color. You were relieved, though you still had tears in your eyes.

“I…I feel better, I guess,” Arven said, until he noticed your tears, “oh, sweetie! You’re crying?” You nodded, gently pulling Arven into your arms. “I was scared I lost you.” you quietly sobbed.

Arven hugged you back. “I’m still here, baby,” he said, “you didn’t lose me.” “(Y/N)! Arven! Watch out!” Kieran yelled. You and Arven look up to see the peach Pokémon preparing to fire off more mochi. It looked furious.

It fired mochi at you and Arven, but you both dodged them. You quickly pulled out your Hydreigon. “Hydreigon, use Dark Pulse! Terastallize!” you ordered as you threw your Terastal Orb at Hydreigon. It Terastallized and unleashed its Dark Pulse at the ghostly peach.

The Pokémon, Pecharunt, was defeated and caught in no time. Just then, you see all the people around return to normal. “Nicely done, (Y/N)!” Kieran cheered. Arven hugged you again. “You did it, baby,” Arven said, “you saved us all again.”

Penny shudders, seeing all the purple mochi scattered everywhere. “Not eating those ever again.” Arven looks down at the puke spill on ground. “Was that from me?” he asked.

“Yes,” you said, “I had to force you to throw up. That mochi was the cause of everyone around to act weird. And that Pokémon, called Pecharunt, was using those who ate the mochi as its puppets.”

Arven shudders. “Creepy thing.” he said. Just then, Nemona’s voice was heard. “Guys,” she called, “how did I end up at Loyalty Plaza?”

Kieran shook his head. “Nevermind, Nemona,” he said, “too long of a story to tell. (Y/N) had already found the remote for the TV in the Community Center. Let’s just go and relax.”

“Well, before we do,” you said, looking at the mess of puke and mochi on the ground, “we gotta make sure this gets cleaned up and disposed of. We don’t want to leave it around for some other folks to get ahold of.”

Everyone else agreed. Your Quaquaval, Arven’s Cloyster and Penny’s Vaporeon sprayed away the puke spills while everyone else picked up all the scattered mochi and chucked them in the trash so nobody can get ahold of them again.

Soon after, you and everyone else relaxed in the Community Center and watched a movie. The rest of the week was spent attending the festival.

💕💕💕

[itsdetachable]

At the vet with Kora, they took her back, and I can hear her "CHEEE....CHEEEEE" in the waiting room xD

She was feisty this morning, she bit me HARD. TWICE.

[rhysdoesstuff]

Mouse!

Drew this in art today! Every week we have a prompt we have to draw something for, and which week the word was Enlarge, and so I drew a mouse enlarging his piece of cheese with the Cheeeees-inator!!!

[bicheco]

Cheeeee?

Ma perché nei film italiani non si capisce mai un cazzo quando parlano?! È un problema di microfoni scadenti o di recitazione pessima? Probabilmente entrambe le cose.

Forse il cinema italiano dovrebbe ricominciare dal muto. O, ancora meglio, non dovrebbe ricominciare proprio, finiamola qua, spariamogli in testa così finisce di soffrire e di far soffrire.

[terriblebarmaglot]

cheeeee??? I'm so productive today🥳🥳🥳

[dyns33]

Me : "I don't care about football." Also me : "This goal was not offside at all, and if the Tunisians paid the referee, I hope they paid a lot of money for nothing, see you in 4 years, losers, cheeeee !"

[dumblilracoon]

CHEEEEE HOOOO!!!!

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL 🇼🇸

LOVE OUR CULTURE SO MUCH SHES GORGEOUS!!!

MIKU SAMOAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i didnt expect to have so much fun drawing this tbh

thoughts and notes:

Tuiga (headdresses worn by chiefs and their children) made to be her huge hair. I made her a fiafia dancer because shes a performer. The fire dance itself is done typically by men only but i let her have some fire as a treat :). She also wouldnt have any tatau at her age but i gave her a hand one anyway based vaguely on my mums one. theres alot of other bits i could talk about but im by no means an expert, but if anyone is interested they can feel free to ask 🇼🇸🇼🇸🇼🇸🇼🇸

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[maguro13-2]

*1st Attempt of Anniversary*

Shinra : Okay everyone! Get into the picture! 3...2...1...CHEEEEE-

*SHOOP DA WHOOP*

(changes to Shinra in his reincarnated form; Devil Chaos, looking at a photo)

Shinra the Devil Chaos : We we're so young back then.

*2nd Attempt of Anniversarry*

Shinra : Alright, guys. Get into the picture! 3...2...1...

Tamaki : GUYS! GUYS! HELP! THERE'S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST!

Shinra & Arthur : (yelling indistinctly)

*KABOOM!*

Tamaki : (now has a hole in her chest) It goes right through everytime.

*3rd Attempt of Anniversary*

Hinawa : Really guys? This is gonna be the greatest anniversary picture that you wanna do?

Shinra : Yes, man. Take the picture already!

Hinawa : Are you sure?

Shinra : Take it already before I--(gets hit by Tamaki's fist)

*CAMERA FLASH*

Shinra : GOD DAMN IT, TAMAKI!

*Final Attempt of Anniversary*

Shinra : Okay, we are in this together.

Arthur : Be careful, guys. Whatever you do ,this attempt on making anniversary picture is kinda dangerous. Are you sure that we wanna take the picture?

Shinra : For the anniversary we are having. I can't wear anything fancier than being in a tuxedo that is way too overrated as a shoujo.

Obi : Just take the picture already!

Tamaki : Hey, guys! I'm wearing a party hat and in my birthday suit! Can I be in the pic-

*Camera flash*

Shinra : THAT'S IT, TAMAKI! I AM GOING TO RIP YOUR MELONS OFF!

(Slams table by accident, causing the pie to fly into Hibana's face)

Arthur : (in slo-motion) NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*SPLAT*

Shinra : Hibana! Wait! I can explain! It was an accident.

Hibana : Oh, it was an accident alright. That pie was sure the perfect taste.

Shinra : Wait a minute. Pies don't splat, they go boom boom.

Hibana : Like what? You mean Nana's Boom Boom from Fairy Odd Parents, or that explosive Pie bomb from that yellow sea sponge?

Iris : actually, the pie was a bomb and you forgot about. Also, that one was a dud.

Hibana : Hmmm. Taste funny. It seems fair that explosive Pie from a yellow sea sponge is a load of--(another pie flies into Hibana's face)

*LOUD EXPLOSION*

*SIZZLING*

Hibana in ashes : ...Crap.

Shinra in ashes : Okay, I like to thank everyone for having a great anniversary for us.

Arthur : And it was certainly the best idea to come up with.

Iris : Okay, guys. Looks like this would've been the best anniversary party we ever had, and it's okay for us.

Tamaki : Also, I would like to ask anyone who can find my spleen.

Maki : A pie bomb? Really?!

Hinawa : All of that for a lousy explosive filled in the pie?!

Obi : It was worth the flavor and also, I think I lost my pants.

Viktor : Don't worry...At least we still have our dignity.

Lisa Isaribi : Hey! I'm okay!

*BONK+BOING*

*Birds chirping*

Lisa Isaribi : (with a goofy voice) Okay, maybe not.

*WHISTLING+SPLAT*

(Scenario ends in reality)

Shinra the Devil Chaos : And that's how Japan ever makes us a freaking anniversary party mishap with us wearing suits and dresses for promotion.

Shinra the Devil Chaos : And If I ever see you doing that mishap, it will be your funeral at San Francisco. Got it, Maka?

Maka Albarn : I promise! I won't!

Soul Evans : What are you talking about? Anniversary outfits are seriously overrated. The only reason about celebrating anniversary for promotion is about commercial, and we get party hats, drinks, and food for free.

Soul Evans : It comes to understand something to anniversary parties. How come the Mashimaverse is rich while we're just underpaid teenagers serving your legacy, Mr.Kusakabe?

Maka Albarn : All of that Soul Eater is driving everyone bogus. These days, I ended being working as a bunny girl and a swimming coah for kindergarteners.

Nokotan : Here's your annual anniversary flute solo.

Soul Evans : Hey gee thanks! This looks good for having this anniversary of ours! 20 years of eating souls is all worth playing for--(hears a hissing sound) Wait a minute. Pirates don't play a flute. They play a fife.

(Soul realizes that he has a dynamite in his hand)

Soul : AAAAH!!! That stupid deer girl!

Maka : SOUL EVANS, NOOOOOO!!!

*KABOOM!*

Shinra the Devil Chao : I told you that was gonna happened!

*sizzling*

(trumpet playing the wah-wah sound is heard)

Soul Evans : Ah nuts! The party's over.

Liz : Nice anniversary party, Mrs hero for Shinra's sake. You just had to the ruin the anniversary, didn't you?

Patty : It took us 20 years to make that anniversary party in San Francisco, and you blew it. 20 FREAKIN' YEARS!

Tsubaki : Whoop. Black Star's dead.

Maka Albarn : That is it! I am never gonna be hero of this crazy story anyway! What does the Mobian Reaper want to do with me now? Well, at least I still have my dignity.

(Scene flips to Hang Castle Interior)

Seto : (sucking on a lolipop) Yeah...we need to talk.

Maka Albarn : What did I do this time?

Grim the Hedgehog : Yeah, Maka Albarn. I'm afraid that the 20th anniversary party is terminated. Looks like you're gonna be a hero-less citizen at San Fracisco for the next 20 years. Actually, you debuted as a hero in 2003, before you became popular.

Maka Albarn : Well, that's cool. At least I'm still friends with Crona.

Grim the Hedgehog : Also, this Crona kid that your so-called power of friendship drawn into, is actually with his guardian and lover, Kaguya the Clown, who has also escaped from the influence of Demon Vibe.

Maka Albarn : Oh, Barnacles!

[cues Game Over (Super Mario Bros.) by Koji Kondo]

[Iris shot]

Maka Albarn : I hate my life.

[iris out]

~ TOO BAD, MAKA ALBARN! ~

[Iris in]

Maka Albarn : So, uhh, what now?

Seto : Well...We can forget about the anniversary stuff and do a little fun in the country. You wanna go grind some rails at the Pyramid Base that Robotnik left?

Maka Albarn : Cool!

[guardianasdelrpg]

crea que no hay más personas que la recordamos de The Last Curse y Fire and Blood es ¿? /// Cheeeee pero eso eso peor JAJAJJAJAA. Fue hace mil años. Superen. Entre todo eso, me recibí de carreras, me casé, hice mil cosas. Entre ellas, superar las rencillas boludas de rol. Fue 2015 y 2016

Hay gente que no crece y no olvida. Hiciste mucho daño, un poco más y matas a todas sus familias (?) XDD

✶✯╰☆╮ ︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╤── ☠ ~ JINX ~ ☠

[miabebe]

Tags

@foxinnie8 I used to read Percy Jackson too like a lifetime ago but I remember I really enjoyed it! This is set in a very different kind of universe though, I hope it's just as exciting hehe shall surely add you to taglist ❤️

@lleercy I don't have a scheduled update really, it's just gonna be me posting as and when I write but I shall add you to the taglist so you get notifed for the update ❤️

@rainysundaysonthecouch yessss my friends and I were talked about how underestimated hestia is and I knew I had to make her kid main character hahaha I'm so hyped to continue too hehe

@whipped-for-kpop-fics CHEEEEE HIIII ❤️ yes I shall pack bags too, let's go to this camp, we can share and care or whatever hahahah

@letsplayitcool hi my love ❤️ you're here as always 🫂 shall surely tag youuu

@kiyoomisbimbo thank youuuu

Camp Seventeen: Prologue

Seventeen as Greek Demigods Series

Pairing - Reader x ot13 (Yes, you read that right, I am insane and you are allowed to scream at me)

Word count - 2.7k

Genre - Greek Demigod AU! We’ve mainly got crack cause all of them are idiots, and obviously smut because they are thirteen lonely, horny men afterall (aka reverse harem) also throwing in some fluff and angst as well because I gotta let emotions run high for plot sake :)

A/n - Hello hello, this is a new seventeen series I am starting and boy oh boy is it gonna be a wild ride! A special thanks to @okiedokrie @whipped-for-kpop-fics @ourdawnishotterthanourday @multi-kpop-fanfics for all their amazing help and bearing with me through the discussions for this, I’m so grateful to you guys :)

I will have a taglist for this so please comment/ send an ask to be added!

“Over here!”

Wincing, you looked up from the disgusting heap of mud your foot had neatly landed in, ignoring the way your little piglet was ecstatically rolling in the same filth.

The man before you looked equally disturbed as he walked over, pulling out a bottle of water apparently from up his ass because you didn’t remember him holding it a second ago.

Sighing a thank you, you took it, emptying it onto your boots before grabbing your gremlin of a pet from its happy place, resulting in a series of loud, incessant whining.

In all that noise, you heard your shoe savior take your name with a voice that was as pretty as him.

“I’m Jisoo.” He put out his hand. “You can call me Joshua.”

You nodded, unable to shake his hand thanks to the problem trashing in your arms earning Joshua’s amusement.

“And who is this?”

“Natalie.” You muttered as he raised an unimpressed eyebrow. “Natalie Porkman.”

Joshua burst out laughing, looking away as he covered up a snort, shoulders shaking. You smiled, truly taking in his beautiful features for the first time. Cute.

“This way.” He pointed at absolutely nothing yet you followed this complete stranger, survival skills be damned. “We’ve got a half mile trek ahead of us but it gets a little confusing from here so I thought I’d come pick you up.”

Cute and kind.

You filed it away under ‘to-learn-more-about-when-I-fiigure-out-what-the-fuck-is-going-on-in-my-life.’

The two of you walked side by side, footfall softly echoing in the lush green forest around. Though silence was all you had been craving after the last few days you’ve had, that did not seem like an option since one, Natalie hadn’t stopped whimpering in fifteen minutes and two, Joshua kept glancing at you like you were some sort of ancient artifact.

Not the good kinds.

“What is it?” You said finally, starting a conversation you didn’t want to have. “Never seen a mess of a human before?”

“Never such an old one.” Well, at least you got ancient right. Joshua quickly corrected himself. “I mean I’ve never heard of a demigod surviving undetected in the mortal world for this long.”

Oh but you got ‘human’ wrong. You forgot. Normalcy was never your defining factor but at least now you knew exactly what kind of freak you were.

Almost.

“I wouldn’t call it surviving, more like ‘barely made it’.”

“But you made it.”

“At the cost of what?” You sighed. “Everything is much more complicated now.”

“Don’t worry.” He stopped at a large boulder at the base of an abnormally large tree in the middle of seemingly nowhere. “We’ll all help you.”

“All?”

He nodded, looking at you over his shoulder. “All.”

Your eyes followed his hand as he placed it in the middle of the rock, and after all that you’ve learnt in the last few days, you’re not sure why you were so shocked when it rolled away at his touch. You expected it to lead you to a dark, suspicious cave but a bright light poured out, making you momentarily lose both your vision and your pet who jumped out of your arms and ran into the illuminance, squealing in delight.

“Welcome to Camp Seventeen.”

Joshua grinned, pointing at the scene before him and your jaw dropped in awe.

It was a large opening in the middle of a forest that looked very different from the one you were just trudging through. There were hills on one side, a large lake shimmering far away, fire torches lit everywhere, little cottages scattered here and there, strange symbols topping them all off. Looking at everything curiously, you walked down the cobbled path, only just noticing the two men who were standing at the end of it, both incredibly beautiful. The blonde one was playing with Natalie and the redhead was staring at you with his arms crossed, expression smug.

“Would you look at that, the prodigal babygirl is here at last.”

You frowned, taking an almost immediate dislike despite his pretty, pretty face.

“Jeonghan, play nice.” Joshua muttered, walking over to him.

“Don't patronise me Aphrodite's son, she was supposed to be here at 4-”

“It’s 4:10.”

“-yesterday.” He turned back to you. “You’re a day and 10 minutes late.”

“Well you’re not the one who’s relocating your whole life.” You spat back at him. “I had things to take care of - my dorms, my bills-”

“So much that you missed the meeting with your lawyer.”

“I did ask to reschedule. It’s not my fault he’s an unsympathetic prick.”

“Careful sweetheart.” Jeonghan cocked his head at you. “I’m unforgiving too.”

You stared at him for a whole maddening minute, realizing why his voice seemed so familiar. You had heard him on the phone over the last few days.

“You’re my lawyer.”

“And the best in the city.” Joshua interjected, sensing the rising tension. “Children of Athena tend to be big brained.”

“And hot headed apparently.”

“Natalie says ‘not more than you’.”

All three of you turned to the only other presence there, the man who was carrying your pig, silent as a statue all this while.

“Jun, son of demeter.” Joshua introduced, pulling him ahead. “He’s a natural with anything, well... natural? Mostly plants but he also happens to talk to animals.”

“Domestic ones.” Jun mumbled. “Hansol is better with the wild.”

You greeted him awkwardly, half smiling to be polite and half frowning at the way Natalie was looking up at him with literal heart eyes.

“How did you come across a fledgling?”

“A what now?”

Jun picked your pig up by the arms like a little baby. “She says she’s 10 years old, yet is the size of a toddler. Have you never wondered why your pig never grew?”

“I uh….assumed it was just the kind of breed that didn’t?”

“What an intellectual.” Jeonghan looked at you with faux amazement making you roll your eyes.

Jun, however, still hadn’t met your eye. “Fledglings are creatures of Olympus. Time moves differently there so they don’t really grow like the others in the human world. In that sense, technically, she’s still only a few months old-”

“So you’re telling me this thing, which has lived with me for 10 odd years, is….magical?”

Jun shook his head as Joshua spoke up, clarifying.

“Not magical, that’s a whole different branch of powers and abilities. Your pig is just….not a part of the human world.”

“You betrayer.” You narrowed your eyes at what you thought was your loyal companion. “We were friends. How could I not know?”

Natalie whined sadly in response earning a smile from Jun and of course, yet another snarky comment from Jeonghan. “I don’t speak pig and even I know she said you’re not very bright.”

“Understanding your native language is not particularly intelligent, you swine.” You glared at him, receiving a smirk in response.

“Ten minutes in camp and you’ve already made Jun’s ears red and picked a fight with Han.” You turned to see three men walk up to you, the one in the middle with an amused look and a powerful aura. “You’re gonna fit in quite well Newbie.”

“Seungcheol, son of Zeus and leader of the camp.” Joshua whispered as everyone bowed to him. You imitated them quickly.

“This is Seokmin, Son of Poseidon and Minghao, Son of Ares.” Seungcheol added, pulling out his armor as one of them shot you a cheery smile and the other continued to look at you cynically. “They are our training specialists. Seokmin should help you with your overall fitness and Minghao will train you for combat.”

“C-combat?” You stuttered looking around. “You mean like war?”

“The world of demigods is new to you, don’t try to understand everything in one day.” The Son of Ares sheathed his twin blades behind his back. “Take a few days to adjust to the camp first. You can start training next week.”

You nodded, a little thankful that despite his cold exterior, he seemed to be surprisingly sympathetic of your situation.

“He’s right.” Seokmin chimed. “You should settle here first, not to forget, deal with that lawsuit before you focus on everything else.”

You turned to Jeonghan expecting yet another snarky remark but he looked worried, lost in thought.

When you turned back to Seokmin though, you bit back a scream, your face inches away from a man who appeared soundlessly and seemingly from thin air.

He gave you a cheeky grin with a tilt of the head, “I’m Chan aka Dino, Son of Hermes, Camp cutie, camp hottie and camp leader- ow!”

He rubbed the back of his head vigorously when a small rock hit him with a dull thud. You looked over his shoulder to see Seungcheol aim another one with just a flick of the wrist.

This one Dino skillfully dodged, stepping away from you as Joshua laughed, “Chan is the camp messenger. He’s in charge of all sorts of delivery and transportation.”

“You were the one who picked up my things.” The realisation hit you at last as Dino nodded, pointing at a pile of your stacked bags and trunks beside the entrance.

“Guilty as charged.”

“You were supposed to arrive over an hour ago.” Seokmin narrowed his eyes at the younger man.

“I got held up with some uh distractions.” Chan laughed nervously, scratching the back of his ear. “I didn’t know where to keep her things though, considering you know, she doesn’t have a place yet.”

Seungcheol turned to you to clear your confusion. “Everyone on camp has their own residence but you came on too short a notice so we’re yet to build one of you. We could have housed you in the guest cabin except it was recently damaged in a fight,” He glared at all the boys around him. “So that would not be feasible. Until your own place is not ready you can stay at mine - it is the biggest so you should be comfortable.”

You pursed your lips unsure about his offer. Did you think you would be unsafe in his presence? No absolutely not, the opposite in fact.

You wondered how long you could hold yourself back before unsuspectingly jumping this man and his huge biceps and beefy thighs and manly voice-

“She’s thirsty.”

Taken aback you looked around, searching for the owner of the voice who unnecessarily accurately voiced your thoughts. Instead, you heard the snap of a twig and a low growling sound from the area the forest got more dense. You narrowed your eyes, trying to peer through the overgrown wilderness only to meet a pair of menacing red orbs.

Your adrenaline response barely had the time to kick in before ten, no fifteen, wild hounds ran out of their hiding place towards you, making you scream and hide behind Joshua.

The boys laughed as the dogs circled around you and you gripped onto Joshua’s shoulders terrified.

“Stand back lads.” A silver haired man walked over with a golden haired one beside him, both with a bow and quiver strung over their shoulders. The dogs immediately ran over, aligning themselves in an obedient, straight line behind them.

“Hansol, Son of Artemis and Jihoon, Son of Apollo.” Joshua looked at you over his shoulder. “They are in charge of daytime border patrol. There are all sorts of wild animals out here, hence the hounds, for protection.” As you shuddered, Joshua looked around curiously. “The Son of Hades, is in charge of nighttime patrol. He should be somewhere around here…”

Your eyes widened as the water canteen hanging on Jihoon’s belt flew towards you on its own, making you almost claw Joshua’s arm.

“Wonwoo don’t scare her.” Joshua chastised laughing as you literally see a tall, lean man materialize out of thin air, the canteen in his hand and a smirk on his face. “How long have you been here?”

“The whole time.” He mumbled, handing you the water. “Jihoon said you were thirsty.”

“Not for water.” The blonde man whispered in a way only you could hear, looking entertained at how flushed you were. Did he actually read your mind?

Coming out of Joshua’s shadow, you grabbed the canteen before anyone else noticed, thanking Wonwoo with a hard smile. Tilting your head back you drank up, not noticing how all 10 eyes were intently fixed on you and your throat moving with each gulp. They all took a gulp of their own.

As you wiped your mouth with the back of your hand, slowly looking around and noticing everyone’s gaze, the ground below began to shake, fazing no one but you.

Jeonghan pulled you out of the way of what seemed like a large mechanical bull charging towards you with an equally large man perched on top of it. A smaller man arrived right behind, riding a….. A leopard???

“You said you would win.” The muscled man slid off the mechanical creature, patting it. “My baby is faster.”

“I said a cheetah would win. My baby is a tiger.”

“It's a leopard.” You corrected, earning everyone's snickers and the not so threatening stare of its owner.

“It’s a big cat with an identity crisis.” Taking your hand in his, placing a soft kiss at the back of it, the muscle man gave you a fanged smile. “I’m Mingyu, Son of Hephaestus.”

The other man raised his hand. “Soonyoung, Son of Dionysis and that-” He turned to yet another one who was running over, looking frazzled.

“Seungkwan, Son of Hera, owner of a peacock that has yet again disappeared.” He bent over, grabbing his waist, panting and out of breath. “I don’t get why she keeps running away.”

“Maybe because you keep calling him a she.” Minghao nonchalantly glanced at his neatly filed nails.

“I can��t-” Seungkwan ran his fingers through his head, annoyed. “It’s confusing okay, who the fuck named him Patricia then?”

Behind you Jeonghan giggled.

“You coagulation of human evil,” Seungkwan threw his shoe, missing the target. “Now she- He won’t respond to any other name!”

The boys roared with laughter as Seungkwan unsuccessfully chased Jeonghan around, hands flailing everywhere.

Seungcheol walked over to you amidst all the mess, shooting you an understanding smile. “Your life has just undergone a major change, I get that it is intimidating but don’t worry. All thirteen of us are here to help you get through this.”

You nodded slowly, looking around at the boys, doing a quick, confirmatory headcount. “So there’s only thirteen of you?”

And why were all of them so gorgeous??

“Yeah, only.” Seungcheol chuckled, “Trust me thirteen is more than enough, I’ve got to run a very tight ship here.”

“I just assumed there would be seventeen people since, you know, Camp Seventeen.”

“The Oracle apparently told Woozi to name us Camp Seventeen.” He shrugged. “Not sure why.”

You hummed, as all of them gradually stopped behaving like toddlers and turned their attention to you.

“Wait,” The realization slowly dawned upon you. Actually, it hit you like a brick. “You’re all men.”

Seungcheol nodded carefully, like he didn’t know where you were going with this.

“Am I….Am I the only girl in the camp?”

Soft mutters went around as Seungcheol cleared his throat. “Yes and I’m sorry if that makes you uncomfortable but unfortunately, it was not a choice.”

“It’s not common for a girl to be assigned to an all boys camp,” Joshua stepped up. “But I believe since Jeonghan and Wonwoo are working on the lawsuit that landed you here, the authorities of Olympus must have thought it is better for you to be here.”

“But it’s not permanent.” Seungcheol added. “You can choose to change camps after Quest Season if you wish-”

“What is Quest season?”

Jeonghan let out a loud sigh. “You’ve been here for what, ten minutes? Don't overwork your brain. The world of demigods is complex, you’ll learn everything with time.”

“He’s right.” Seokmin leaned against the tree near him. “Why don’t we first move your things to Seungcheol’s cabin? We’ll let you get settled, then Joshua can show you around camp, walk you through the rules and assign a duty-”

“Except.” Soonyoung looked at you from bottom to top, like he was assessing you. “What kind of duty?”

“Exactly.” Mingyu threw his arm around his friend, his expression matching. “Daughter of Hestia, Goddess of Hearth and Home, what would you be good for in this camp?”

Minghao hummed, walking up to you, bending to meet your eyelevel. “Well, what can a woman be good for in a camp of thirteen men?”

A/n - next will be a detailed post about each member, their background and powers so it's less confusing for those who aren't so familiar with Greek mythology and the series will start after that so stay tuned!

[mlarayoukai]

Name suggestion: Tres Leches instead of Dulce

I'm naming him after a cheeeees instead