#check the alt text for an actual list of all the items

[clamsjams]

there’s been a trend going around on tiktok of editing fictional characters with stuff from ur own culture/country and i think that tumblr also deserves to see ashke jew law

everyone say mazel tov to law on his late bar mitzvah

[pythianoracle]

PSA About Some Shady Shit on Tumblr

This post is to bring light to some shady marketing on tumblr. This is not about an individual, but rather as a company posing as an aesthetic/meme account in order to get people to buy from their shitty drop shipping company.

I am making this post because I am sick of covert marketing and drop shippers over charging for the same stuff that can be found for cheaper and by the actual company. I am also concerned for the possible hazard of drop shipped items that need to be food safe in order to use.

Tumblr user @/my-kawaii—world is a drop shipping company pretending to be an aesthetic blogger who happens to “find” links to all the products in posts. All these links lead to the same drop shipping company website: Lavender Constellation. Under the cut is evidence to support my claim.

Alt text has been added for accessibility.

Hey, so I’m really not one to make posts like this, but I saw something that rlly sketched me out that some people may want to be aware of.

So, someone I follow reblogged this really cute teapot that my-kawaii—world posted!

[ID: a screenshot of a tweet reposted by user my-kawaii—world on tumblr. The post reads “losing my mind over this frog teapot my best friend gave me”. Attached to the tweet are two images showing a green frog teapot with two black tadpole cups. ID END]

Seems innocent enough, right? But then you scroll to the end of the post.

[ID: A screenshot of the bottom of the previous post by my-kawaii—world. Attached is a link to a storefront in green and pink text that reads “**Update For the people asking I asked her and she bought the frog tea set HERE🐸. ID END]

I thought “dang, a ton of people must have been asking them if they went to all that extra effort”, so I decided to check the tags.

[ID: A screenshot of the post reblogs with the user names blocked out in red to respect privacy. From top to bottom, the tags read: #cat #basically #cats and #haha. ID END]

Why would people be tagging this with cats if it has nothing to do with cats? Looking further, if you open up a reblog, you see this.

[ID: A screenshot a reblog that shows a different tweet. Punctuation has been added to alt text for readability. The tweet reads as follows: “Me: Invents a device to talk to cats. Cat: Oh god, finally you understand me. When ever I meow for hours it’s because I want wet food. I know this was so opaque for you. Me: No no, I knew you want wet food the whole time, but you can’t have it whenever you want. Cat: (blank space) Me: (blank space) Cat: first of all, fuck you,”. ID END]

They’re retroactively editing their high note posts to give more credibility to the shit they’re selling. Here is the listing on the linked website

[ID: a screenshot of a website called “Lavender Constellation”. The website has a light purple background with darker purple text. The listing image is of a green frog teapot with two black tadpole cups on a pink background and labeled “TEA SET FROG & TADPOLE”. The item’s original price is listed as $149.95 USD and is listed as on sale for $79.99 USD. ID END]

Wow isn’t it so cool that it’s on sale right now? Save over $60 USD? What a steal! They also offer free world-wide shipping and have a coupon code you can use. Crazy.

Upon further digging, the real teapot is the frog from the サンアート aka sunart brand, specifically from their parent and child collection. And guess what? You can get it on Amazon for less than half the price, even after the “sale”.

[ID: a screenshot of the same green frog teapot and black tadpole cups listen on Amazon. At the bottom are options to select, including Frog Parent, Elephant Parent, and an additional one that is cut off. The frog parent is $32.96 USD and the elephant parent is $26.22 USD. ID END]

I looked into the brand and they seem to specifically make ceramics additionally, the options to pick less popular options that I don’t see nearly as many bootlegs of make me pretty confident this is the actual product.

This is far from the only post they’ve done this with. Looking at their blog, you’ll see a sea of ads for their original posts, all linking to the same store:

[ID: A screenshot of a post by my-kawaii—world. The post is cut off due to the size of the device it was taken on. In the screenshot, there is an image of a silver sword ring with a skull on the pommel and a chain connecting the pommel to the cross-guard. Below the image is a link that red, bolded, and underlined text that reads: “OMG, I FINALLY FOUND THE RIGHT WITH FREE SHIPPING!!!!”. ID END]

And then following the link, we get taken right back to the Lavender Constellation website:

[ID: A screenshot of the same Lavender Collection Website from before with a pale purple background and darker purple text. The listing photo is of a person’s hand with a silver ring in the shape of a sword. It has a skull on the pommel and a chain connecting the pommel to the cross-guard. The listing is labeled “STAINLESS STEEL GOTH SWORD RING” in purple text. ID END]

If you go to their page, you will see a ton of other examples of this. Hell, I have even more examples, but I feel this post is long enough as is. I’m frankly fed up with people doing this shit, especially charging over double the price of an original product for a shitty knock off.

I’m not going to comment of the safety of these products (i.e., if the knock off teapot is food safe or not) because I don’t plan on buying one to test for lead, but that is a genuine risk you have when buying drop shipped products. For example, counterfeit makeup is well known for containing chemicals that can be harmful to the skin due because they’re much cheaper than the skin safe stuff. Here is a research article that discusses some of the harmful effects that unregulated, counterfeit makeup can have on your skin. The article is open access, so don’t worry about being blocked by a paywall.

Again, I don’t know if the counterfeit teapot is food safe or not, I haven’t been able to find any posts discussing the bootleg, or even Lavendar Constellation as a whole, but with stuff like this, it’s much better to be safe than sorry.

I am positive my-kawaii—world and Lavender Constellation are not the only people running operations like this on tumblr, I’m sure there are a shit ton more. Most will probably run the same way as my-kawaii—world. Essentially if you go to a page that posts a ton of cute, aesthetic products and they link to the same website for every single thing, it’s probably a drop shipping scam.

I’m not someone who thinks I’m “morally superior” for buying only name brand stuff, hell I own a few bootleg plushies, but items that need to food safe are not something I personally would fuck around with. And even if these bootlegs are food safe, the fact that they are charging over double the price of the original is so ludicrous and inexcusable.

Personally, I recommend blocking the @/my-kawaii—world account. Don’t micromanage people who have already reblogged from them unless they’re a friend, mutual, etc. Basically, don’t harass strangers who happened to reblog the original post or the edited post. Just get the word out there about this account.

Do I think my post will shut down their site and drive them off Tumblr? Probably not. But the more people that know about this specific scam and scams like it, the better.

[theygender]

I posted 29,932 times in 2022

That's 3,970 more posts than 2021!

437 posts created (1%)

29,495 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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@theperksofneurodivergency

@mettatonsass

@horsebeckett

@similartendencies

I tagged 4,554 of my posts in 2022

#rambling - 410 posts

#htn spoilers - 78 posts

#gtn spoilers - 59 posts

#alt text - 54 posts

#🧡 - 52 posts

#mcr - 37 posts

#conversations with a bot - 33 posts

#:0 - 33 posts

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#griddlehark - 28 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

August 24, 2022

There's a new recall that I would like to spread awareness of: Great Value Shredded Hashbrowns have been recalled for possible contamination with listeria. Listeria can cause food poisoning and flu-like symptoms in healthy adults, but it more commonly affects infants, pregnant people, senior citizens, and the immunocompromised. In these groups it can also lead to more severe infections including sepsis, meningitis, and encephalitis, and symptoms of listeriosis can appear up to 2 months after a contaminated food item has been consumed. This recall currently only includes 64 oz bags with the following date codes and UPC, but if you're seeing this on any date other than the one listed above please make sure to check if the recall has been expanded:

Description: Great Value 64 oz Frozen Shredded Hashbrowns

UPC: 7874215557

Dates: 7/25/2023, 7/26/2023, 9/14/2023

This recall hasn't yet been reported by the FDA and at the moment this information is only being communicated by email to people that Walmart has records of having ordered Great Value Frozen Hashbrowns within the past 6 months, so if people wouldn't mind reblogging to spread awareness (especially among disability and parenting circles) I would greatly appreciate it. The current direction from the company is to discard affected bags and request a refund from the store, but I would caution against accepting any compensatory gift cards from the store in addition to your refund because they may try to claim it as a settlement if you need to sue for medical bills or damages later on

7,606 notes - Posted August 24, 2022

#4

Tips for dealing with below 0°F temperatures, for anyone who's not used to it and is now having to deal with it in this winter storm:

Tuck your shirt into your pants to prevent the cold from sneaking in

Put on a sweater or a hoodie over that, and then also wear a coat over that

Put on a beanie and then pull your hood up over that (BOTH hoods if you're wearing a hoodie instead of a sweater)

Wear a scarf underneath your coat hood. You want it to be kept as close to you as possible, and hopefully high enough that you can tuck your nose into it while walking outside

Wear solid pants like jeans, and put on tights, leggings, or (if you actually have any) long underwear underneath

Wear two pairs of socks—at least one of which is long socks—and tuck your leggings into those

Wear boots or some other thick shoe with good traction if you have any

GLOVES. Wear two pairs if you need to. I only have one pair and now my hands are my only weak point 😭

Try not to stay outside for too long if you can help it, frostbite and hypothermia are painful and very dangerous. When you're inside, make sure you're eating plenty of food and drinking plenty of water. Your body needs energy and hydration to fight off the cold. Stay safe out there everyone

20,636 notes - Posted December 23, 2022

#3

The more I learn about judaism the more I wonder where tf christianity got all its bad shit. Why is divorce a sin in christianity when judaism has recognized the right to divorce for nearly a millennia and has codified religious laws for it. Why does christianity consider sex to be dirty (to the point where puritans considered it a sin to enjoy having sex with your own spouse) when in judaism it's considered holy and it's a literal mitzvah to have sex with your spouse on the sabbath. Why does christianity consider it a sign that you're faithless if you question your religion when in judaism that's considered an essential part to developing your faith. I'm probably stating the obvious here but I still can't get over the fact that there's no historical basis to any of this shit before christianity started, it's like christians just said "hey guys what if we took the torah and built a new religion around it but this time it was actively hostile to human life"

22,080 notes - Posted July 29, 2022

#2

August 11, 2022

I just wanted to give everyone a heads up that 30+ brands of nutrition drinks including but not limited to Ensure, Pediasure, Glucerna, Oatly, and Premier Protein just got recalled for possible contamination with the bacteria that causes botulism, a paralytic toxin with a lethal dose of 1.3 nanograms. If you've purchased one of the affected lot numbers please return it to the store to be properly disposed of as a biohazard but do not accept any compensatory gift cards because that can be counted as a settlement if you need to file a lawsuit for any potential damages caused by this later on. If you have any questions regarding the recall there's a phone number listed in the article above that you can call, but if you believe you may have ingested toxins then please call your local poison control hotline. Stay safe

33,578 notes - Posted August 11, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Nail polish 2 hours after you apply it to your nails intentionally: oh no, a gust of air has lightly accosted me! I have been torn asunder and stricken from my resting place, I must leave this place at once!

Nail polish the millisecond you spill it on something accidentally: the essence of my being has been permanently bonded to this substance since the day I was born—atom to atom, body and soul. you could no sooner remove me from this wooden table than you could remove the ocean from its water

57,998 notes - Posted April 25, 2022

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[mateojack321]

How to Make Christmas Ornaments With Cricut? [Beginner's Guide]

Since the holiday season has officially arrived, it’s the perfect time to learn how to make Christmas ornaments with Cricut. I have been creating crafts with my kids during holidays since they were little. As time goes on, I find projects that will make them excited to work with me. They found my Cricut machine quite impressive, so I came up with projects I could create with my machine.

The possibilities for decorating a home with Cricut Christmas items are endless. Besides, making handmade projects adds a personal touch to the festival. This year, I decided to take things a step up and share my crafting experience with you. In this guide, I’ll teach you how to create Christmas ornaments with Cricut.

Step 1: Cricut App Login and Create a Design

Alt Text: The Cricut app sign-in window

Alt Text: Select images from the Recently Uploads section

Alt Text: Change a text color from the Color toolbar

Under the Layers panel, I am going to attach each of the layers by selecting the Attach option. After connecting all the layers, I will press the Make It and will proceed towards the next step.

Step 2: Cut Christmas Ornaments Design

Alt Text: Choose base material for making Xmas ornaments

Alt Text: Add the roll holder and load material into your Cricut machine

Step 3: Weed Out Your Design & Apply the Transfer Tape

Alt Text: Gently remove the extra material from your design

Alt Text: Clean the blank and paint it with the color of your choice

Alt Text: Place the design on the ornament blank using the scraper tool

Step 4: Assemble Items and Enjoy

Alt Text: Cricut Christmas ornaments for Xmas tree

As a result of this blog, I am 100% sure that these customized projects will make my children discover their actual talents. Other than that, they will also help in letting me know about the buyer’s expectations and how I can fulfill them.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Which Cricut Accessories Do I Need to Design Christmas Ornaments in 2023?

Answer: To design the Xmas ornaments 2023, all the crafters need to buy some essential supplies. Those accessories will help you to mold the craft as per their choice. Have a look at the list of supplies below:

● Cricut machine

● Cricut cutting mat

● Design Space

● Materials

● Transfer tape

● Ribbon

● Weeding tool

● Scraper tool

● Ornament blank

● Cricut roll holder

● Acrylic paint

● Ribbon

● Paint brushes

Question: How Can I Make Cricut Christmas Ornaments With My Cricut Machine?

Answer: To create personalized ornaments that you hang on your Xmas tree, read the below steps:

First, log in to your Design Space and start your design on the canvas.

After that, choose the material and then load it into the machine.

Once the cutting process comes to an end, start weeding out the design.

Next, use a transfer tape to stick the design on the blank.

Following this, remove the tape and tie a ribbon knot on the ornament.

Question: Which Christmas Ornaments Can I Make With My Cricut?

Answer: The DIYer can create numerous types of Christmas ornaments for this festive season out of their Cricut machine. Have a look at some of the famous crafts below:

● Wood slice

● Christmas Gnomes gift tags

● Buffalo checks Xmas ornaments

● Painted glass

● Glitter peppermint

● Wooden house decor

● Flannel Christmas tree

● 3D glitter paper ornaments

● Gingerbread house ornaments

Visit: Cricut New Machine Setup

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Source: how to make christmas ornaments with cricut

[aelaer]

Whumptober 31: Embrace

And somehow I've completed every prompt for @whumptober2019 with this final one here. Even more crazy, I basically completed NaNoWriMo with this series, only, you know, in October. The Google Doc all my fics live in for this series is at 51,299 words with the following fic's completion. Considering I was absolutely not attempting the challenge when I started this, I'm counting that as a complete NaNoWriMo, even if it does include a lot of the author's notes in that word count. Doesn't matter, it's still my writing!

So thank you very much to the mods for putting this together, because I would have never come up with all of these stories (which includes three series) otherwise.

I'll have the full list linked on my "bingo list" post, and the works have been slowly going up on AO3 for easier reading (and AO3 is only about a week behind at this point) - all the links will come probably in the next week or so. I'll reblog it when it's ready.

This one is the last one in the "demon" series within these prompt fills. If someone told me on the 2nd that my experimentation in first person would lead to this I wouldn't have believed them because I wouldn't have thought I was crazy enough to do every prompt while working a full time job on the freaking fly. *shakes head*

The series: Part One: 20 - Trembling Part Two: 22 - Alt 6 - Lost Part Three: 25 - Humiliation Part Four: 29 - Numb (and fanart(!!!!!) from dragonnan here, tw blood/wounds)

31. Embrace

Christine looked up at the Sanctum doors with a soft frown. Out of all the times she had been to Stephen's weird new home, this was the first time she could remember that she was coming without an advance notice of any sort.

The thing was, though, that after that… that thing (she really didn't like to think about it too much) over three months ago, Stephen had been acting odd. And even if they didn't tend to see each other more than once a month (and sometimes not even that), they kept in touch fairly consistently through texts. She knew he used her as a bit of a remaining connection to the so-called real world and she was happy to provide it. Besides, it was fun to share hospital gossip with him.

But for a while he had been very limited in his conversation until he stopped replying entirely two weeks ago. She texted Wong to see if he was especially busy "being a superhero" but he assured her that it's been relatively quiet since "the demon issue" (ugh, she really didn't want to think about it).

So here she was, come to figure out why the hell he was suddenly ghosting her.

After a moment of hesitation, Christine ascended the two steps up to the doors and firmly knocked upon them. After waiting for thirty seconds with no response, she bit her bottom lip and looked at her purse; maybe she should text someone, see if anyone was available—

Suddenly, the door opened… but she couldn't see anyone on the other side of it.

Magic house, right, she thought dryly as she stepped in. She knew a little bit of the weirdness that encompassed Stephen's new home, but generally speaking the building had acted like a proper, regular building every time she visited (and, to her own credit, she never went into any of the rooms that Stephen told her to leave alone. That made perfect sense to her, but apparently not everyone had her common sense, at least according to Wong).

Long story short, this was different.

"Uh, hello?" she called out into the empty foyer. "Stephen? Wong? … anyone?"

Yeah, it was completely empty. This was… this was definitely unusual.

Still, she had been at his house— the so-called Sanctum— enough times to remember where Stephen's study and the library were, so she decided to search those two rooms. Since the house had let her in, she figured she was more than welcome to.

If she wasn't, well, she'd blame the magic house.

She ventured first towards the library, careful not to touch anything sitting on the shelves or hanging on the walls. Even with her familiarity with the Sanctum, many of the items in the building's collection continued to look rather otherworldly or just felt outright wrong to her.

(Christine had learned early on, maybe her second or third time within the Sanctum, that they had a surprising amount of dangerous things on display for aesthetic purposes. At her remark about that, Stephen had pointed out that they didn't exactly have any children within the Sanctum to worry about. Wong later said that having magical items on display was a fantastic litmus test to weed out any really idiotic and self-destructive novices and apprentices, though that the test had somehow failed with Stephen. Stephen had flipped the bird at that remark, but she had seen it was in good nature, and it definitely made her happy to see the somewhat reclusive man making friends with his new cult.)

The library doors were closed. She knocked, then tried the handle; it opened and she peeked into a library that still looked like it was stuck somewhere in the nineteenth century. It was completely empty.

Now that she thought about it, it was a little weird she had yet to run into anyone. While Stephen's new home was rather empty the first few months he was there, it did not become uncommon to see the occasional passerby, though only a few people stopped to talk with her when she was with Stephen. When she really thought about it, she couldn't actually remember the last time she hadn't seen other people in the Sanctum.

Weird.

Christine shut the library doors again and started towards Stephen's study. It was closer to his bedroom (which she only knew because she came over to bring him soup when he had to cancel a meetup because he was sick, thank you very much), so she went up a level and headed there.

Stephen's study door was closed, too. She knocked and heard some sort of noise just beyond the door. Christine waited, but when nothing happened, she knocked again. "Stephen? It's me. Can I come in?"

Silence. She frowned and tried the door, but it didn't budge. "C'mon, Stephen. Even if you don't want to see me, at least reply to me." Even though she tried to pretend to be genuinely unbothered, the silent treatment did sting. He was meant to be a friend, after all.

The knob on the door jiggled and it opened, but all she saw in the small gap was shades of red. Why was the Cloak opening the door? Was Stephen hurt? At that alarming thought, Christine pushed the door fully open, the Cloak sweeping aside to give her full access of the room.

Stephen was… Stephen was sitting in the air, meditating, it looked like. Her shoulders relaxed when she saw he was okay, but her lips began to downturn as she stepped a bit closer. There were dark shadows under his eyes and it appeared like he had lost a bit of weight. Didn't Wong say that things were currently calm and uneventful? At the moment, Stephen looked something like he did after the alien invasion in 2012, only somehow worse. (She had, of course, seen even worse than this, but she refused to think back on the months after the accident. He was a different man, a much different man now.)

Christine took a couple steps back so she didn't startle him when he came back from wherever he went to when he was meditating. "Is he okay?" she whispered to the Cloak. It still astounded her how communicative the fabric could be.

And she really didn't like how it down-turned to bow its collar, only to end up shrugging its shoulders in a gesture that spoke of uncertainty. Her frown deepened and she went back to watching him and, finally accepting that he might take a while, asked the Cloak, "Are there any books here in English that are safe for me to read?" The Cloak tapped at several options, and she picked one at random to read.

It turned out it was about souls, of all things. She had keyed in that they were very much real things after… after everything that happened with the world in the last few years, but beyond that she only had a vague grasp of what it was, or what she thought it was, from the occasional visit to church as a kid.

The first five pages of the book were both incredibly dry and fascinating at the same time. It reminded her of many medical textbooks; no wonder Stephen was so good at this magic stuff, if this was the tone of the material in all his books. Christine settled down into a rather plush loveseat and got comfortable; her record for waiting on Stephen to "come back" was forty-five minutes, and during that wait Wong had proved to be surprisingly entertaining, funny, and kind. If anything, getting to know him better had made Christine feel a lot better about Stephen's very strange (hah) new role in life.

This time it was just after twenty minutes when she heard Stephen say in clear confusion, "Christine?"

She looked up from the book; he was now standing and his expression matched his tone. She offered a smile. "Oh, there you are."

"What are you doing here?"

If she didn't know him better, she might have been a bit miffed by that greeting. However, she did know him, knew him very well, and he sounded honestly puzzled. Still, she was more than happy to respond to bluntness with bluntness. "I came here to see why you're ghosting me."

Stephen looked startled by the accusation. "I'm not ghosting you— or certainly not intentionally. I've been too busy to check on my phone in a couple weeks."

"No, you haven't," Christine countered, and her comment surprised him so much that she was able to continue without interruption. "I asked Wong if things were busy and if you all were overworked with your jobs. He told me it's been so quiet that he finally got to catch up on the last two seasons of 90 Day Fiance and the newest season of Botched, and I still can't believe he enjoys trash TV so much."

He blinked and shook his head. "I knew you two talked sometimes, but— but that's not the point." He walked over to his desk; the Cloak followed him halfway before stopping in the middle of the room, and turned from him to her, and then back to him. He rounded the desk and flipped through several pieces of paper, looking them over as he said, "It's been quiet, yes, but that doesn't mean that I haven't been busy. There is always work to be done and I just don't have time for other things."

She narrowed her eyes at him and placed the book down before standing. The Cloak was again facing her as she took a couple steps forward. "Other things like the occasional break? Talking with friends? Sleeping?"

Stephen narrowed his eyes at her. "I've been sleeping just fine, thank you."

"Stephen, I can see the dark circles around your eyes from here. You're not hiding it from anyone."

He blinked and quickly strode over to a small mirror on the wall, back to her. "Fuck," he muttered under his breath, but it was quiet enough in the room to hear. When he turned back around, the bags were completely gone and he looked fully refreshed.

Christine gaped. "You're using magic to hide your exhaustion? I can't believe you!" Actually, on second thought, she could very, very much believe he would do something like this. As one of his friends, he drove her absolutely insane sometimes.

"I do what I must," he retorted. "I am still relatively new to my position and there is entirely too much to do and learn, and I cannot show any faltering to the students of Kamar-Taj."

"What about your peers?" she retorted right back. "What about Wong or, or any of the others, these Masters? Does anyone know what you actually look like or what you're putting yourself through?"

"There is no need for them to," Stephen answered, lips pressed into a thin line. "Now if you'll excuse me, I do have work I need to do, as enjoyable as this little conversation has been."

Christine recognized that biting sarcasm a mile away. She pulled out her phone and looked for Wong in her contacts.

"What are you doing?" Now he sounded alarmed.

"Telling Wong that you need a damn babysitter," she snapped.

She managed to type a couple words of her text before she heard sparks and then a golden rope wrapped around her right wrist. It didn't hurt, but its sudden appearance caused Christine to drop her phone in surprise. Her eyes shot up at Stephen, who looked just as shocked as her by its presence in his hand. A beat later and the magic rope was gone and Stephen was stumbling backwards, clear horror in his eyes.

Okay, that was… not good he did it in the first place, but clearly he realized that and looked on the verge of panic. She pushed the issue to the side to talk about later and instead addressed what was in front of her right at this moment. "Hey, hey," she said slowly, calmly. She left her phone on the floor and took two slow steps forward. "It's okay, Stephen. You didn't hurt me. Not even a mark, see?" She lifted her wrist to show him. "It's alright."

"That was not alright," he said. He made it to the back wall and leaned heavily against it. "That was not alright at all."

"I am not angry at you," she answered slowly in a slow, calm voice. "Everything is okay."

"No it's not," he gasped, as if struggling for air. He slid down the wall until he was sitting, and Christine finished crossing the distance between them to sit a few feet away. He stared off for a moment, then met her eyes. "I could've hurt you."

"You didn't," she reminded him.

He shook his head. "But I— Christine, this is why we can't— I can't see you anymore. I only bring danger whether it's through my own actions or due to who I am."

"You are not completely yourself right now," she reminded him gently. "You're clearly exhausted, and even then you caught your temper immediately. That's a vast improvement from a few years ago." He snorted in self-derision, and she pressed on. "As for who you are, I've known for years that there might be risks. I'm okay with that."

"I'm not," he whispered.

She offered him a small smile. "You don't get to decide who wants to be your friend, Stephen. And I know you and your level of stubbornness, but you know I can be just as stubborn if I want to be. And you're worth the effort."

He closed his eyes and shuddered. "I'm not so sure I am."

"You are," she retorted a bit more strongly. Lips downturned in thought, she considered his words. "Is this about that… that demon thing that happened three months ago?" Come to think of it, that did about match the timing when he started seeming a bit off, at least in texting habits.

Stephen pressed his lips together. "That should have never happened. I failed to place basic protection about you and it was a gross oversight on my part."

"Congratulations, you're human," Christine deadpanned, then softened it with a small smile and added, "no matter how much you'd like to think otherwise." He took another shuddering breath and leaned his head back against the wall. In the corner of her eye she saw the Cloak hovering, as if anxious. And she definitely understood that feeling.

But this, this was a start. "Stephen," she said softly, "I think it's time you told us what exactly happened after you got me back home." He stilled, and she couldn't quite read him, but she said, "Please, Stephen. Let your friends back in." She reached out and laid a hand on his calf.

Again he shuddered and, after a moment, he slowly nodded. She gave him a small, encouraging smile before offering her hand. He took it and together they got back up on their feet.

She led him to the loveseat and had him sit down. She sat beside him and asked, "Is it okay if I have Wong join us? Or will that be too hard?"

Stephen closed his eyes and again pressed his lips together, but a moment later responded, "You can call him. He probably deserves an explanation as well."

Christine gently squeezed his forearm, then stood up and went for her dropped phone. She abandoned the text and tried calling Wong instead.

He picked up on the third ring. "Christine," he said in greeting. He didn't sound surprised (she wasn't sure if he ever allowed himself to sound surprised), but she'd like to think that he at least knew she wasn't calling for no good reason. They texted, not called. That was what they did.

"Hey Wong, are you busy?"

"Not with anything I cannot finish later," he replied. "Do you need something?"

"Not me," she answered, walking back to Stephen. He had his head bowed. She placed a supportive hand on his shoulder. "It's Stephen. He could use another friend here, if you don't mind."

A pause that, again, she couldn't read. "Certainly," he answered. "Where are you?"

"In his study. And um, if it wouldn't be too much to ask, could you make that tea of yours?" He made really good tea.

"I can," he answered, and with that he hung up. Succinct, as always.

"He'll probably be here as soon as the tea's ready," she said as she sat back down beside him. "I like his tea."

Stephen slowly nodded. "It's very good tea," he muttered.

Christine peered at his face. "Are you going to wear the mask around him?" she asked.

He exhaled, long and slow. "Not much point if we're having this conversation, is there?"

"It's okay to be human, Stephen."

He shot her a grim smile, and slowly the mask that covered his exhausted face dissipated. The Cloak closed the distance it had to the couch and hovered at Stephen's side.

A couple minutes later, a portal opened straight from the kitchen and Wong floated a tea tray into the study before following it in. The golden sparks disappeared behind him and he turned to look at the two of them on the couch. He stared at Stephen for a moment, then exhaled. "I suspected something," he muttered, almost as if to himself. He let the tray settle on the table in front of the loveseat and summoned the chair from the corner of the room to sit across from it, and from them. Wong settled in the seat and poured out three mugs of tea, keeping Stephen's only partially full. He gave them both their cups wordlessly, then sat back and looked at Stephen with silent, but unjudging expectation.

The man in question huffed as he grabbed the mug and took a short sip. "Now all I need is a blanket to get real cozy," he muttered.

The Cloak, in turn, twisted its way between Stephen's arms and legs and settled across both his and Christine's laps.

She laughed softly at his slight frown at the garment and patted the red fabric on her lap. "Good Cloak."

They fell into a patient silence after that, both Christine and Wong quietly drinking their tea as Stephen gathered his words. She could see his struggle in his small microexpressions that she had only learned after knowing him so well after so many years. Wong, she suspected, could read him nearly as well, if not equally.

Eventually he cleared his throat and began to speak. "In return for Christine to get back safely to Earth, I agreed with the demon Mephisto to play games of his choosing for the next twenty-four hours…"

Christine listened in growing horror as he described each game, seeing how this creature had somehow known about Stephen's innate need to protect and rescue innocents and how he dangled souls that, no matter their decisions, he would certainly see as people taken advantage of in desperate, awful times. Throughout his recollection she occasionally looked at Wong; the man's expression was completely frozen in a soft frown. She had a feeling that it was a mechanism to keep the absolute horror off his face. Goodness knew that she was doing her best to appear supportive and sympathetic as opposed to absolutely horrified.

It only got more difficult as Stephen's account went on. By the time he finally got to where he was let go back to Earth with the six souls he managed to save, her free hand was gripping the Cloak so tightly that she felt that she might rip through it, were it not the Cloak.

"I've replayed those hours time and again in my head," he muttered as he stared down at his shaking hands; the quivering had incrementally increased throughout the tale. "All I can think about is all the ways I could have done more, done better, saved more innocents. It was only due to his whims that I was able to save any." 

"Oh, Stephen." She leaned towards him and, without asking for permission, engulfed him in a large hug. She felt the Cloak wrap around her side and she was sure it was pressing against Stephen on the other side.

She felt him let go for a moment and indulge in the embrace before pulling away, and she let go and gave him his space again. She watched him as he looked up to Wong, who had managed to keep his amazing poker face with only the slight frown throughout the conversation. "Wong," Stephen started, "I couldn't— I couldn't bear telling the other Masters about my failures in my first real test as Sorcerer Supreme. And I promise you, I've been doing everything in my power to bridge the gaps that remain in my knowledge and power so that I may be more capable in meeting such threats, whether I have the aid of the Vishanti or not."

Wong exhaled and clasped his hands together. "The experience you call a failure, Stephen, is what all of us consider a success," he started. Stephen immediately opened his mouth to argue, but Wong quickly said, "Let me finish, and try to listen to my words and not the doubt that plagues your mind as I speak." He leaned forward. "When you first left with the demon that refused to name itself, we thought it a lesser one that a sorcerer of your caliber could deal with, even on its own plane of existence. Any one of us present would have been able to, though it would not necessarily be easy. It was with that thought in mind that we left you with advice rather than protests, though Master Hamir was correct in his suspicions that the demon was unusually more powerful than those we've encountered in recent memory.

"I know you have been doing a lot of research on demonology, Stephen, and what information we have upon the greater demons known as the Hell-Lords. There is a reason that, despite thousands of years of collecting knowledge, what we know of them is so little. Hell-Lords are very powerful due to the number of souls they have attained over the uncounted millennia in which sentient, reasoning lifeforms have existed. They gather more souls to be ever the strongest, but they are not desperate for every sentient being they come across. Hell-Lords are unlike lesser demons in that they will kill if they don't think the person's soul is worth the effort."

Christine grabbed at the Cloak again and looked again to Stephen; he, in turn, was looking at her with a tight expression.

They both turned to Wong as the man continued, "Had we known this was one of the Hell-Lords, we would have done as much as we could to stop you, perhaps even by force— though I doubt that would have worked in our favour. So we would have seen you off and declared you dead, more than likely."

Stephen's brow furrowed. "Dead? Immediately? Why?"

"The last time a Sorcerer Supreme fought a Hell-Lord within their own domain and lived was the first one in Agamotto. The last time anyone encountered one was the Ancient One in Germany at the end of WWII. From what I understand there were three Hell-Lords present in the spring of 1945 in that country, but as they were upon Earth's plane, they were manageable. Facing one in its own dimension is unprecedented in modern history. That you were able to play its games with enough wit to not only survive, but to also bring back six souls that would have otherwise been lost, is a great victory."

Christine watched as Stephen's gaze fell to his hands, still trembling. "It did not feel like a victory," he mumbled. "Each test, each game I failed in some manner."

Wong shook his head. "Each test was specifically designed to take advantage of what Mephisto would consider your weaknesses, though I assure you your passion for the soul of the individual is considered one of your greatest strengths by all of us." Stephen lifted his head in surprise, but Wong continued on. "Consider this: if it had been Hamir in your place, one of his tests would have involved something that would give a person with two hands a distinct advantage. If it had been Minoru, you know there would have been something with spiders." Stephen's lips twitched upward, and Wong raised his brow pointedly. "The point, Stephen, is that this demon is known as a deceptive trickster. He twisted his so-called games to place you in the worst possible position and keep you in a position of doubt."

"Out of all of this, what I do find concerning," Wong admitted, "is that he knew you so well. It is possible that he has been watching you for some time."

Stephen's brow furrowed. "Why would he do that?"

"It is hard to say," he answered. "Demons are soulless creatures with no concept of time beyond the souls which they trick and enslave. It is thought that some have some greater perception of the wider multiverse and their realities; it is possible that Mephisto has some small knowledge from that."

Christine did not like where this conversation was going, and there was still one rather important thing to address at that time. "I think what you should get out of this, Stephen," she started, "is that you are most certainly not a failure. You can't be so hard on yourself."

He gave her an imploring look, as if willing her to understand him. "I have a great responsibility to this world and I cannot—"

"No, she's completely right," Wong interrupted. "Kamar-Taj calls for devotion wholly to defending reality, but you can't do that if you're half-dead from exhaustion."

"I'm not—"

"You wouldn't be using glamour if it wasn't an issue," Wong pointed out, and Stephen had nothing to retort to that. "And," he added, "the occasional lunch or ice cream break is not only permitted, but encouraged to retain one's sanity and reminder as to why we do what we do."

Stephen gave him a long look. "Are you saying you do it for ice cream?"

"And so that reality TV may flourish unhindered," Wong replied, and Christine quickly covered a surprised laugh. "If there are indeed areas you believe you may be lacking in knowledge, all the Masters will be more than willing to assist you, though I feel that you are equal if not more knowledgeable in most fields. But we can talk about that tomorrow."

"Tomorrow? Why tomorrow?"

"Because you look absolutely awful and clearly need to sleep for the next twenty-four hours," he retorted.

Stephen frowned. "I'm awake and functioning."

Christine wrinkled her nose. "Barely. Get some sleep!" 

The Cloak lifted itself off their laps and waited expectantly beside the study door, causing its keeper to make a face at it.

Wong stood up and walked over to him, offering him a hand. "Listen to your friends. We can discuss more details about what happened and where we need to go tomorrow, but for now, you need to rest. No matter what you have been telling yourself, you do deserve it."

He hesitated, but for only a couple seconds before taking Wong's proffered hand and letting his friend hoist him up. "Don't let me sleep too long," Stephen muttered.

"You're sleeping for the next week if you have to," Wong retorted.

"I can get some drugs that would do that," Christine quipped as she got to her feet.

"No need; we have spells that can do the same, but thank you for the offer all the same."

"You're both terrible," Stephen moaned as he trudged to the door. The Cloak fit itself snugly across his shoulders.

"You're welcome," she said in return, and he glanced at her with a soft, but very warm smile that still made her heart do things that it shouldn't do, all these years later. Damn that man. "I'll text you."

"You'll hear from me," he promised, and then he turned and let Wong and the Cloak usher him towards his bedroom for some much-needed sleep and, for the first time in a long time, a peaceful time of rest.

—————

(Anndddd the series is done! Wooow. Whoda thought this was going to be a thing, because I certainly didn't.

You can take the headcanon that Wong is an enthusiastic fan of trashy reality TV shows from my cold dead hands. Definitely inspired by my two co-workers I work with the most, though I have had the occasional reality TV show binge watch.)

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Seo tips  for websites

Professionals Share the Most Efficient Search Engine Optimization Tips to Drive Website Traffic to Your Web site [Professional Roundup]

If you have a site, the concept is for individuals to visit it. A site s traffic shows just how well a service is doing online. It is likewise a sign of consumer habits, and also will assist you formulate an advertising strategy that will get you a far better position in the internet search engine outcomes.  The basic idea of SEO optimization is obtaining extra website traffic to the site. But with 1.24 billion websites on the planet, just how do you guarantee that your web site gets great web traffic?  Right here are my top seven Search Engine Optimization ideas that will certainly help drive traffic to your site:  

7 SEO Tips to Drive Traffic

 Key words: In many searches, at least 50% of people make use of 4 words or more. This indicates that simply keyword phrases are not important. You require long-tail keyword phrases that are specific to the search.  When it concerns broad key phrases, there is difficult competitors available which implies that you require to provide something even more to stick out amongst the group. A long-tail keyword is very important to ensure that individuals get specific results of what they are searching for.   Top Quality Content: In this affordable world, there are lots of people that write on the very same subject. What should you do various to obtain noted at the top of the search listings? The response is composing great, well-researched content.  The material on your website must likewise vary to prevent any kind of inner competitors amongst websites for online search engine listings. You need to arrange your site in manner in which when individuals look for something particular, all associated info is quickly accessible. Also ensure that your material is on a regular basis upgraded as internet search engine frequently check for updates to supply the most effective outcome to its customers. Composing great material can improve up your web traffic and eventually impacts your SEO.  Meta Description as well as Title Tags: Title tags are similar to a book title. This is the clickable link that appears on online search engine result pages. If we take Google s instance, a perfect title tag should be much less than 60 characters.  A meta description is what appears below the title in internet search engine results. This is what produces the first impression on a user, and believe me, first impressions issue. If you have a great as well as concise meta summary, there s a better opportunity of people visiting your websites and additionally good for SEO.  Enhance Pictures: Pictures are what include shade to a websites as well as make it less dull. I can t also think about a websites with pictures. For a far better online search engine listing, make certain that you optimize the pictures by adding descriptions, alt tags, and also titles. Its valuable for your site Search Engine Optimization initiatives.  An internet search engine can t recognize an image s web content. It is the text with a picture that aids them rate exactly how appropriate a page is. For this, use initial, ideally sized, top quality pictures.  Backlinks: For a search engine, back links are a recommendation of a website. A visitor blog site on another website that connects back to your own will certainly drive web traffic to your internet site.  Obtaining a listing in on-line directory sites will additionally drive traffic to your website. The summary of your company in a e-directory will have a web link to your site. Make sure you constantly upgrade your info in these directory sites to produce web traffic and also enhance your Search Engine Optimization position.  SSL Certificates: For an online search engine, an SSL accreditation is essential. What an SSL certificate primarily does is it alters your web site s http:// to https:// that makes it extra trustworthy as well as safeguarded. If you want an internet search engine to trust you, a SSL certification is a must.  Mobile Kindness: According to Google, there are more mobile searches than on desktop computers in 10 nations consisting of Japan and also the US. In order to take advantage of this growing pattern, your web site requires to be mobile friendly.  Obviously, apart from these fundamental SEO suggestions, there are numerous various other ways that SEO can help drive website traffic to your site. Listed below, 91 SEO professionals share their finest SEO suggestions for web traffic generation.

Radomir Basta - 4 Dots

There are lots of points you can do around to accomplish this, yet I ll distinguish a number of foundational actions or seo pointers to take, to start driving more major traffic from online search engine queries.  To start with, make your internet site as technically polished as feasible.  People in some cases just maximize their web site on the surface, however stop working to dig much deeper as well as minify code, enhance the web server, relocate javascript to the footer, eliminate unneeded tracking scripts no one is making use of and so forth.  These tweaks, when built up, will create a significantly far better individual experience in regards to page tons rate, and also this is a straight signal for enhanced internet search engine rankings. After all, your final goal as an internet site owner is to make users feel comfy when browsing through your web pages, and so is Google s.  Along with this, I still can t imagine a full SEO project without deploying an appropriate web link building method combined with PR/branding efforts.  Publish outstanding and also pertinent resources on your sites, promote them both via social media sites projects and hand-operated outreach initiatives, and also it will work wonders for both the page you are aiming to enhance as well as the site authority in general.  Visitor posting is still the very best seo service for boosted brand awareness as well as well-targeted back links. Just focus on websites with a pertinent audience and also you ll be great.  Ultimately, producing touchdown web pages for all appropriate subjects with website traffic capacity ought to enhance the web site s keyword reach, and place it for new as well as potentially better converting keyword variations that vary across markets, areas, language and also social obstacles, expert occupancies or topical savviness.

Phil Rozek - Regional Visibility System, LLC

The create terrific web content and make excellent web links recommendations has been covered enough in the meantime, including by me. So my finest piece of less-obvious Search Engine Optimization guidance is: either specialize in a slim specific niche, or start supplying a truly unknown service (or item or widget). The weirder as well as even more specific niche, the far better.  If you re the only company, or only regional one, or the very first one, you can grab some very easy rankings, website traffic that contains individuals with a particular as well as prompt requirement, and often even a couple of simple links. Also, some individuals will come for the strange little solution as well as remain for the more-mainstream service( s) you supply?? for which your positions as well as exposure perhaps aren t so great. Go a little off the beaten path.

Eric Siu - Single Grain

There is so much material on SEO available, and it can really feel challenging to start an optimization overhaul. I concentrate on ideas or methods that are effective AND make the very best use resources, including the material you currently have. Right here goes:.  Update your existing material?? Existing material already has authority as well as a well established readership. So instead of composing something totally from scratch, discover a blog post already doing well, rejuvenate it with updated info, add visuals, as well as depend on existing signals to make it rate for terms.  Improve interaction to enhance positions. Take your existing web content and also make it a lot more readable?? separate any kind of huge blocks of message, splitting material up with headers, bullet points.  Concentrate on subjects as opposed to key words?? Google formula updates now allow the online search engine to identify intent as opposed to count solely on the actual key words. So while keyword research study is still very essential, concentrate on what customers are looking for as opposed to different methods to phrase a search query to increase up your SEO.   Develop backlinks?? Made backlinks?? via top quality material, outreach and also influencer advertising and marketing?? are still incredibly effective. As well as try to find guest uploading chances on reputable sites. We developed our domain name authority on guest messages from excellent websites like Entrepreneur, Hubspot, Forbes, and also more. While both back links and guest posts will take some manual outreach as well as tenacity, they re big for your brand name acknowledgment and Search Engine Optimization.  Reporting and also analytics suggestions?? The numbers put on t lie so measure what s functioning and also what s not as well as always remain to iterate.

Anna Lebedeva - SEMrush

Search Engine Optimization is an ever-changing idea. So to talk about search engine optimization, you really have to see what s going on with Google as well as its formulas. If we utilized to speak about keyword phrases, alt tags, LINK framework and also link-building?? I put on t wish to be deceptive, these things do still issue, a great deal?? material is now getting miraculous significance.  Material is king, we ve all heard it. Yet, material made use of to be vital because it was the way to position the best key words, to obtain backlinks and more. Yet, now when Google is all about search intent as well as bringing one of the most appropriate pages before the user, material becomes progressively vital to getting web traffic.  Besides, where does traffic come from? From individuals finding your content in much less time than your competitor s content. Which s when you need to enhance for # 1 or absolutely no setting. And also you just arrive if your content satisfies user s intent. That s how it functions. That s really completion factor of all SEO suggestions, techniques and also techniques.  So, I d state, rather than utilizing ideas and also plain techniques to maximize for online search engine, try to really get into the individual s head. What does he indicate by typing in fancy dining establishment for Valentine s Day. And also make certain your material addresses his/her needs. Individuals wear t requirement material for the sake of content, or for keyword phrases, or for backlinks, they require it for answers?? any kind of search inquiry is generally a question, even without the question words, so your actual task is to answer that concern.  So, the best Search Engine Optimization suggestion is a fundamental content optimization to respond to the inquiries your customers have, and also for that, you truly need to understand your target market as well as prepare for any concerns they require responses for. It s like an excellent old focus team strategy made use of in standard marketing?? prior to developing completion item, big companies purchase customer viewpoints and the needs they require to be covered.   Therefore, in addition to mere keyword/backlink research as well as on-site optimization, concentrate on discovering the questions your possible individuals require answers for. At SEMrush, we tried to accept this pattern by presenting rather an one-of-a-kind function for the SEO/content market?? we established a tool that really investigates the most prominent answers for the specific subject you are composing a piece of material on.

[seocompanyinamritsar]

35 Tips That Make SEO Work For Your Website

These days the manner by which we structure URL addresses, compose title labels and meta-depictions, streamline site pictures, etc turns out to be less significant as Google centers around other SEO factors (generally on substance and third party referencing procedures). In any case, as we're finding out about the SEO nuts and bolts, the main way we ought to do it is to find out about great practices.

This is actually what we're going to do now.

 1. Make your site's structure understood, natural and forward-thinking.

 The manner in which you sort out a site engineering, and its route is pivotal for both SEO and your guests. Web indexes experience a connection structure to discover and record pages. On the off chance that your site is organized well, all the pages and subpages will be effectively found and listed via internet searcher crawlers.

 Additionally, a natural route will work for your guests as it will enable them to discover what they desired at all measure of time conceivable. A 'three ticks' standard says that any data on a site ought to be accessible for a client inside close to three ticks. This is the manner by which you should design it.

 Page URL

 2. Remember one essential catchphrase for a page URL.

 The website pages in your area might be advanced for a wide range of catchphrases. It is said that the most ideal path is to concentrate just on one watchword state and to incorporate it straightforwardly in the URL address.Use hyphens (- ) rather than underscores (_) in URLs.

 3. Use hyphens (- ) rather than underscores (_) in URLs.

 At the point when you use underscores to isolate words in a URL name, Google will peruse it as one single word. This implies the_best_seo_practices will be treated via search crawlers as 'thebestseopractices'. That one is difficult to peruse, correct?

 4. Pick a static URL address rather than a unique one.

 There are two kinds of web addresses: static and dynamic.

 A static URL resembles that:

 your-area name.com/classification/the-best-search engine optimization rehearses

 A unique one can resemble this:

 your-area name.com/class/?p=028705

 While web crawlers can without much of a stretch comprehend both of the URLs, for individuals dynamic URLs are totally obscured.

 For example, in the event that you have a blog on WordPress you can see that a default URL address of a specific post is dynamic.

 At the point when you click the 'distribute' button, WordPress will consequently change over it into a static location. Notwithstanding, it will pick irregular catchphrases from the blog's title. As far as SEO, it would be better on the off chance that you alter the URL name yourself which is conceivable as observed previously.

 5. Keep a URL address brief, unmistakable and significant.

 A guest ought to have the option to tell initially what a specific site is about. In the event that you decide to alter a URL address yourself, you'll not just work for the watchword improvement, yet you'll likewise make it simpler for a client to comprehend what the person in question can discover on a specific site. Along these lines you'll make a searcher's life somewhat simpler.

 Title-tag, meta-portrayal and ALT-trait

 6. Make a sweet title-tag for each and every page of your site.

 A title tag portrays what your area is about. This is one short sentence in which you portray your online space. It will show up in a few spots, for example, the SERPs, internet based life, outside pages, and in programs (see models underneath).

 It ought to be short, infectious and unique enough to draw in the consideration of those individuals who are your focused on crowd. Indeed, it implies that you ought to communicate in their language and present your site in a manner that would be appealing to them.

 7. Use meta-depiction to introduce your image better.

 A meta depiction is a short passage which is shown under a title tag on the SERP (see screen above). A meta-depiction offers you the chance to present your image before a searcher visits your site and really observes the items that you offer.

 The ideal length of a meta-portrayal is between 150-160 characters.

 8. Remember to utilize ALT qualities for the entirety of the pictures.

 Web indexes don't understand pictures, they read the ALT text. You should utilize an ALT credit to help motor crawlers better comprehend the importance of a picture and what it speaks to. Obviously, it's acceptable to utilize catchphrase phrases you focus to portray the pictures on the website page itself.

 Additionally, it is acceptable to put watchwords in the content that encompasses the pictures and make it bolded. Along these lines motor crawlers will realize that this piece of a post is especially significant for perusers.

 Whatever CMS (content administration framework) you use, each time you transfer a picture you will get an opportunity to enhance it with appropriate watchwords. It's simple. The following is the manner by which you can upgrade pictures in WordPress.

Catchphrases and watchword phrases

 9. Discover watchwords that will work for you.

 Website design enhancement is basically founded on watchwords. The way in to a decent SEO technique is to discover what words clients type into a quest bar when they search for sites like yours. With a rundown of pertinent catchphrases in your grasp, you'll be a most of the way there.

 One (and the most well-known) method of doing a catchphrase research is to utilize Google Keyword Planner. This free apparatus is accessible to anybody with a Google AdWords account, which is likewise free. When you arrangement your record and give more insights concerning your site, you'll get a rundown of watchword recommendations.

 Your main responsibility is to pick the most pertinent watchword phrases from the rundown. Be that as it may, it is likewise significant that those watchwords are mainstream among clients (have a generally high number of normal month to month look). Ultimately, they ought to have medium or low rivalry (very few sites attempt to advance for those catchphrases).

 This is just simple in principle. The precarious part about Google Keyword Planner is that it shows the assessed number of normal rivalry is for the number paid promotions for that specific watchword. With regards to the opposition for the natural outcomes will be entirely unexpected.

 So the best thought is to utilize extra (and generally paid) devices for checking the real catchphrase trouble metric.

 All things considered, Google Keyword Planner is a decent beginning stage for catchphrase research. Here you can peruse increasingly about how to utilize Google Keyword Planner.

 10. Blend various kinds of watchwords at the same time.

 Fundamentally, there are three principle kinds of watchwords: nonexclusive, wide match and long tail. Every one of them draw in somewhat various sorts and measure of traffic. The most secure and the best procedure is to blend those kinds of catchphrases so as to get distinctive assortment of traffic.

 Nonexclusive watchwords are vague and extremely broad terms, for instance: "content showcasing" or "development hacking" are those sorts of catchphrases. Such terms give a great measure of traffic, which, simultaneously, isn't very focused on. Conventional watchwords are additionally serious.

 Wide match catchphrases normally gives a decent harmony between the traffic volume and its importance for a site. They could seem like: "development hacking for new companies" or "substance promoting best practices". Traffic that originates from those expressions will be better focused on, which implies that individuals who visit will be bound to turn into your future customers and supporters.

 Long tail catchphrases are long expressions (they could be even entire sentences) that individuals type into search bars. "Instructions to set up a substance advertising procedure" or "how to utilize development hacking strategies to grow a business" are instances of long tail catchphrases. They won't carry a great deal of traffic to your site. In any case, guests that they furnish you with, are well on the way to turn into your drew in clients.

 11. Remember to remember an area for your watchwords.

 Along these lines you'll streamline your site and your business for both neighborhood searches and nearby customers. For example, in the event that you offer substance advertising administrations and you're situated in San Francisco, it's acceptable to you let your potential clients know and put catchphrase such an undeniable watchword state like: "content promoting administrations in San Francisco".

 12. Spot your catchphrases in features, subheadings and stay messages.

 Few out of every odd spot on your site will give your watchword states a similar introduction and SEO power. In a substance's structure the best places to put your watchwords are features, subheadings, bolded segments inside a content and stay messages (duplicate that portrays joins).

 When portraying joins never utilize the "click here" term! It gives positively no data about what can be found under a specific connection, in addition to you pass up on the opportunity to improve a book interface.

 Thusly you'll do it right:

 on page advancement search engine optimization

 Additionally, if conceivable, put the most significant catchphrases likewise for the sake of your site's areas.

 13. Put catchphrases normally all through your on-page content.

 They should fit into the specific situation. In the event that you over do it and stuff your substance with such a large number of watchword phrases, you will make your website page look nasty and ugly both for clients and motor crawlers. Catchphrase stuffing will bring about a negative client experience and definitely will hurt your site's rankings.

 14. Attempt to concentrate on one watchword while improving a site page.

 It is a great idea to upgrade a website page with one watchword state as opposed to a few ones one after another. By concentrating on one watchword, you'll be certain that it increases all the SEO power it can get. Enhance title and meta labels of a site alongside its substance (feature, subheadings, body text, connections and pictures).

 15. Enhance all pictures with legitimate catchphrases.

 Remember to utilize watchword phrases all through the site's substance, yet additionally in the picture portrayal. It is additionally accepted that it's acceptable practice to utilize words, for example, "picture", "photograph", "picture" alongside your picked watchword while depicting a picture with an ALT characteristic.

 16. When you begin doing SEO, track the presentation of every one of your watchwords.

 On the off chance that you don't follow the inquiry rankings of your site and don't have a clue how specific watchwords work for your situations in SERPs, you should simply quit doing SEO by and large. Site improvement is a drawn out procedure which requires cautiously following every one of your endeavors. With regards to catchphrases, you need to know which ones work for your rankings.

Content despite everything wears the SEO crown.

 17. Distribute just top notch, new and watchword rich substance.

 One of the most significant SEO factors these days is a site's substance. On the off chance that you give helpful and noteworthy data to clients, web indexes will rank your site higher in SERPs. To get the best enhancement results, you ought to likewise refresh your substance as regularly as it is conceivable. Along these lines you'll keep your site new and your crowd intrigued.

 18. Give extraordinary consideration to spelling and language structure of your substance.

 Excellent substance implies perfect spelling. The facts confirm that individuals regularly incorrectly spell words they type into search bars. Some the of not really prescribed methods encourage to upgrade a site likewise for incorrectly spelled catchphrases so clients who are bad at punctuation could without much of a stretch discover it. Be that as it may, unnecessary incorrect spellings and poor language structure can just mischief your site's rankings.

 19. Ensure your substance is remarkable and important.

 To make a site hang out in the profundity of the web is the hardest activity for each and every individual who maintains an online business. There's no enchantment formula that can be applied and give manageable outcomes. Be that as it may, web search tools will in general prize those sites that carry a genuine incentive to their clients.

 A site that has data that special and significant (enlightening, helpful and coherent) will acquire introduction in the SERPs. Web search tools rank higher those sites which attempt to have any kind of effect (positively obviously!) and give genuine incentive to individuals.

 20. Plan content that interests to your focused on crowd.

 Only one out of every odd bit of substance will be fascinating for every single client out there. Your site will get before an arbitrary crowd every once in a while. Be that as it may, your activity isn't to satisfy everybody, except to make content customized to the requirements of your clients.

 Build up a purchaser persona before you begin putting your assets into content creation. Distribute just those bits of substance that issue to your crowd.

 21. Cautiously plan your substance technique.

 Truly, you ought to have a procedure for content that you distribute on your site. In addition to the fact that you should know precisely what sort of data you might want to give, yet in addition how frequently. This applies particularly in the event that you run a blog inside your site. Start with making a guide for content creation.

 22. Make your substance simple to peruse.

 On the Internet, individuals will in general output text as opposed to peruse it from spread to cover. That is the reason you ought to give an away from of each bit of substance. Use features, subheadings, shots and bolds in the most pertinent segments of your duplicate.

 Likewise, attempt to make your substance more distinctive – use pictures, genuine models, infographics or recordings to outline data better and make your substance significant. Additionally remember to put legitimate catchphrases all through the substance.

 23. Deal with all copy content on your site

 Copied content – a similar substance that shows up on numerous one of a kind URLs – isn't welcome via web search tools and can cause a genuine drop in a site's rankings. In any case, once in a while it's difficult to abstain from copying content, particularly on web based business sites where a similar item is introduced on independent website pages with various size and additionally shading.

 In cases this way, you should utilize a standard label that brings up which page ought to be considered as unique according to copied content. You can likewise utilize a 301 divert to ensure that SEO juice is coordinated to one site address and not isolated into a few pages.

 Third party referencing matters a great deal

 24. Construct a solid backlink profile for your site.

 Inbound connections that go to your webpage are the second most significant SEO factor (directly after substance) that has extraordinary effect on your site's rankings. From the principal long periods of making a SEO system for your business, you should arrange for which external link establishment methodologies you'll put resources into.

 Picking trusted and significant sites that you'd prefer to get backlinks from will be a decent beginning.

 25. At the point when effectively picking up joins point just for the quality ones.

 Just connections from quality and confided in sites that pull in a high measure of traffic can have a genuine and great effect on your site's rankings. In the event that a definitive site connects to yours, a portion of this "authority" is moved to your site.

 Web crawlers begin to confide in your webpage more. What's more, when they think about it as a decent wellspring of information, they are likewise all the more ready to rank it higher in their SERPs.

 Keep in mind: quality is in every case more significant than amount with regards to connections, substance, and SEO as a rule. A lot of malicious connections can just damage your rankings, not make them higher.

 26. Try not to put resources into supported connections.

 It's obviously better to concentrate on coming to legitimate web journals and giving them genuine worth instead of pay for a nasty or profoundly limited time articles with a backlink to your site. Such a distribution won't bring you much traffic, nor will it give you validity in perusers' eyes.

 It's much better in the event that you locate a regarded blog or news source from your specialty and present your broad mastery on a specific subject as a blog entry, contextual analysis, infographic, introduction, and so forth.

 Genuine worth creates traffic, devotees, commitment and backlinks. At the point when you give something beneficial, you'll receive a quality backlink squeeze consequently. No cash will give you maintainable SEO results and quality inbound connections like that.

 27. Connection to other quality sites.

 On the off chance that you connect to different sites, you help to advance their substance, yet additionally you let others realize that you exist. Basic as that. Furthermore, in the event that you give quality substance, individuals whose work you've shared will be additionally ready to advance your site also.

 Quality third party referencing is increasingly about making connections, not trading joins.

 28. Procure joins by helping individuals

 In the SEO world, the cash is joins. At the point when you help other people, for instance by sharing your insight, important bits of knowledge, simple to-execute tips and free apparatuses, you generally receive something consequently. Clients ordinarily feel appreciation and the need to give you something in return – they give joins.

 In the event that you choose to burn through cash on paid battles, consider spending them for picking up backlinks, yet to really help individuals. There are a lot of good cause and not-for-profit associations that are searching for supports. Consequently, they will make reference to you on their sites.

 Fortunately spaces which end with .organization (for association), .edu (for training), .data (for data), .gov (for government) have higher area authority than business sites and are far superior trusted via web crawlers. Accepting connections from them will give your site a great deal validity.

29. Make content that individuals couldn't want anything more than to connection to.

 As it was referenced above, on the off chance that you give a genuine incentive to your guests, they will be glad to impart it to their loved ones. You won't need to request it. Along these lines you will get 'characteristic' connects that web crawlers are partial to.

 30. Manufacture great associations with sites from your specialty.

 Web search tools have truly brilliant calculations. On the off chance that you attempt to pick up joins from superfluous sites (even the quality and confided in ones), you won't get any connection juice as web crawlers will think about it as one of the manipulative procedures.

 It's far superior in the event that you put your time in making associations with sites and organizations from your specialty. You could trade significant substance with your crowds and become your backlinks in a protected manner.

 31. Make your internet based life nearness.

 Alright, the facts demonstrate that joins from web based life are 'no-follow' which implies that they don't have the immediate effect on your rankings. Be that as it may, having a brand nearness in online networking channels can expand traffic to your website and assemble your notoriety by and large.

 The more noticeable your substance is via web-based networking media, the more possibility that individuals will share it by means of blog entries, discussions, social bookmarking locales, and different roads, normally expanding your connection profile.

 32. Look for visitor blog trade openings.

 Visitor blogging is a famous and a fairly sheltered strategy for picking up backlinks. A blogger offers to compose a post on another blog from a similar specialty. The individual gets a significant inbound connection while the blog have gets a great substance for nothing.

 Nonetheless, on the off chance that you need this method to work for you, the main route is to target top notch writes that are additionally pertinent to your webpage, as opposed to taking an interest in conventional blog trade systems.

 33. Try not to exaggerate visitor blogging.

 An enormous size of visitor blogging just for connect reason for existing is considered as an infringement of Google's principles. Visitor blogging ought to bring esteem not exclusively to the two sides (the blogger and the blog have) yet for clients too. Web optimization has consistently been a long haul and tedious procedure, however these days it is additionally increasingly about clients, not site proprietors.

 Toward the finish of a day, it's common individuals who use web search tools regularly. On the off chance that they can't discover pertinent data there, they will quit utilizing them and change to different sources.

 34. Screen the nature of your backlink profile.

 In the wake of executing any SEO procedure, you have to screen your endeavors. With respect to external link establishment you should check what results you get. You ought to do it not exclusively to know whether your difficult work is paying off, yet additionally to ensure that you're not harming your rankings with low quality inbound connections.

 Furthermore, remember to…

 35. Discover what your opposition is accomplishing for SEO.

 Continuously watch out for your rivals. Discover what catchphrases they enhance their sites for and screen their rankings alongside yours. Do it regularly. Check what sites they show up on and what content they distribute on their blog.

 You should know those not to duplicate their SEO procedure, however in actuality, to locate your own exceptional method of streamlining your site. Likewise, don't be hesitant to change the methodology when you realize that it neglects to bring you great, practical outcomes.

 To wrap things up

 We trust that those tips will be a decent beginning for making your online nearness progressively noticeable and easy to understand. On the off chance that you previously started your SEO experience, you can regard the above tips as an agenda that assists with keeping your technique significant and powerful.

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How to maximize traffic to your website

How to search website traffic

Specialists Share one of the most Effective SEO Tips to Drive Web Traffic to Your Site [Professional Summary]

If you have a site, the concept is for individuals to visit it. A site s traffic reflects exactly how well a business is doing online. It is also an indication of client actions, as well as will certainly assist you develop an advertising technique that will certainly get you a much better position in the search engine results.  The keynote of SEO optimization is getting much more web traffic to the web site. However with 1.24 billion internet sites worldwide, just how do you make sure that your internet site obtains great web traffic?  Right here are my leading 7 Search Engine Optimization ideas that will aid drive web traffic to your website:  

7 SEO Tips to Drive Web Traffic

  Search phrases: In most searches, a minimum of 50% of people make use of four words or more. This indicates that simply keyword phrases are not important. You need long-tail keyword phrases that specify to the search.  When it concerns broad key phrases, there is difficult competition available which means that you need to use something more to stand out among the group. A long-tail key phrase is important to ensure that people get specific results of what they are searching for. Good Quality Web Content: In this affordable world, there are lots of people who compose on the exact same subject. What should you do various to get detailed on top of the search listings? The answer is composing great, well-researched material.  The material on your web site should also be diverse to avoid any kind of interior competitors among web pages for online search engine listings. You require to organize your site in way that when people look for something particular, all associated info is quickly obtainable. Also make certain that your web content is regularly updated as online search engine routinely check for updates to supply the best result to its individuals. Composing great web content can increase up your web traffic and also eventually impacts your SEO.  Meta Summary and Title Tags: Title tags are similar to a book title. This is the clickable link that shows up on online search engine result web pages. If we take Google s example, an ideal title tag ought to be less than 60 personalities.  A meta summary is what shows up below the title in internet search engine results. This is what produces the impression on an individual, and also believe me, impressions issue. If you have a great and succinct meta summary, there s a far better possibility of individuals seeing your websites and likewise great for SEO.  Enhance Pictures: Images are what add color to a websites as well as make it less monotonous. I can t also consider a website with photos. For a much better search engine listing, make certain that you enhance the images by adding summaries, alt tags, and titles. Its useful for your site SEO efforts.  An internet search engine can t determine a picture s material. It is the text with a picture that aids them price how pertinent a page is. For this, use original, efficiently sized, high quality pictures.  Back links: For an online search engine, backlinks are a recommendation of a site. A guest blog site on an additional site that connects back to yours will certainly drive web traffic to your internet site.  Obtaining a listing in on the internet directory sites will additionally drive web traffic to your internet site. The summary of your company in a e-directory will have a web link to your website. Ensure you continuously upgrade your info in these directory sites to produce website traffic and boost your Search Engine Optimization position.  SSL Certificates: For a search engine, an SSL accreditation is very important. What an SSL certification basically does is it alters your web site s http:// to https:// that makes it a lot more trustworthy as well as safeguarded. If you want an online search engine to trust you, a SSL certification is a must.   Mobile Friendliness: According to Google, there are a lot more mobile searches than on desktops in 10 nations consisting of Japan and also the United States. In order to maximize this expanding fad, your site needs to be mobile pleasant.  Naturally, aside from these fundamental SEO tips, there are lots of various other ways that Search Engine Optimization can help drive web traffic to your website. Listed below, 91 SEO professionals share their finest Search Engine Optimization ideas for web traffic generation.

Cynthia Johnson - CynthiaLive.com

Usage multimedia efficiently. Video, photos, as well as interactive web content will enhance the individual experience on your site and also drive even more web traffic.

Stoney deGeyter - Pole Position Advertising

Develop a website that fulfills as well as surpasses site visitor assumptions. We tend to think about pleasing the site visitor as something that occurs after we get the traffic, yet excellent Search Engine Optimization puts this at the center of their efforts. Online search engine wish to reveal just the very best and also most appropriate sites to their searchers. Which implies that instead of attempting to please the formulas, we should do what online search engine do: attempt to please the searcher.  You can t get to the top of Google without considering what it is that Google wants. As well as when it comes down to it, they put on t want enhanced text or enhanced title tags. Those do give worth, but those are simply SEO signals to the bigger image of enhancing the site for what searchers desire and also need.  If you focus on the visitor follow this suggestions, generating both material and a website experience that satisfies searchers requirements, after that you re not just mosting likely to do a far better work at producing brand-new business, yet you ll be offering Gooogle precisely what it intends to reveal their searchers. That equates right into much better exposure, not because you optimized material, but enhanced for the visitor experience.

Ann Handley - MarketingProfs.

My general Search Engine Optimization suggestions is: Produce user-centric content that addresses the inquiries your potential customers have, and that makes them feel like you comprehend their problems, bear their concerns together with them, and feel their discomfort.  Is that Search Engine Optimization recommendations or is that Material advice? My answer = Yes.

AJ Ghergich - Ghergich & Co

My preferred ideas would certainly be reoptimize your old content to gain Google Included Fragments. Gaining Included Bits permits you to inhabit setting 0 and obtain high CTRs versus your rivals.  These changes will likewise set you up well for Voice Browse Optimization. 80% of Google Home quizs return responses from Included Snippets.  1. Search for material that has top 10 20 rankings however has not earned highlighted snippets. 2. Reformat your material to consist of bought as well as unordered checklists. 3. Use great deals of descriptive below headers to break up you content. 4. Keep you content concise with paragraphs no more than 40 50 words. 5. Submit your upgraded material to Google by means of Browse Console.

Warren Whitlock - WarrenWhitlock.com

Individuals will certainly react to your offer for a purchase however what they are actually searching for is link as well as shared experiences, so make sure that they obtain that in everything you do. Selling a quality item with excellent service as well as an affordable price is simply the first stage of a successful website. Most of the growth for the future will remain in real links with vendors the understand, like and also trust their clients.  For SEO tips, this indicates that generic content and also web links are just the start. You will certainly get a better margin, a lot more sales, and customer sending much more recommendations when you become well-known as well as the industry leader. To do that needs outreach to market websites, including value to what they do, sponsorship of blog sites, podcasts as well as influencers to create useful connections as well as engagement in the remarks, messages as well as sharing of anything that helps your customers. not just the sale you are running this week.  This is one of the most powerful utilize possible in Search Engine Optimization. We ve seen ROI over 10x in projects similar to this. Begin currently. leave a comment on this article, share it where assume it will help your target market and also reach out to me or any person contributing when you see something that resonates.

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Hedva’s Disability Access Rider

August 22, 2019

Over the last few years, I’ve received more and more invitations to speak and/or perform at arts and literary institutions (often internationally). In doing these events, I’ve learned a lot about my own capacity and how working with institutions tends to go. So that we can work together better, now, when I am invited somewhere, the first thing I do in response is send my Disability Access Rider. 

Accessibility is just starting to take root in how institutions understand and work with disabled artists and communities. They’ve often never heard of “access intimacy” before, or if they have, they don’t know what it means in actual practice. I’ve found that my access rider is often the first of its kind that they've seen. 

I decided to make my access rider public because many people have asked to see it, and I’ve heard from a range of folks—from other crip artists, to abled curators who want to work with us—that this document has been a useful model for them.

I welcome anyone who wants to use this as a template for your own rider, or to share with institutions who invite you to do stuff. And I invite anyone working within the institution to use it too. Please copy/paste and circulate!

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Hedva’s Disability Access Rider

Thank you for inviting me to contribute to your event! I am disabled, so for me to be able to participate, I need support from my hosts. I also require the events I’m part of to be accessible to the disabled community. 

This means that we’re going to have to embark on access intimacy together (if you don’t know what that is, please click here to read this article by Mia Mingus). Before I can commit to that process with you—and honey, it is a process!—please take a moment to read the below, and let me know how you can support each item. If you need more specifics about any component, ask me. I’m happy to clarify and assist where I can. If you can’t provide something on this list, let’s have a conversation about it. I am more interested in accessibility as something for which we work together, rather than a punitive standard I measure you against. 

Below my requirements is a list of references that give more insight to where I’m coming from.

0. Money—

Access should not be funded solely by me, the disabled individual (e.g., taken out of my fee or production/materials/travel budget), but shared with the institution, and/or city, state, and/or federal funding. The fact that it is often funded by me, in more ways than just financial, signals how inaccessible the world is. Please join me in carrying this weight.

1. For scheduling—

I require all of the below to be confirmed and agreed upon by contract at least three weeks before the event takes place. Trust me, the more time there is to work out all the logistics, the better. Accessibility takes a really long time and it’s messy af! 

(For the commission of new work, or an event that requires a more long-term relationship, we’ll need to have a conversation about time.) 

I require at least 48 hours after arriving to acclimate before I can participate in any public events. I’ll need to fly home the day after the event. 

2. For the entirety of the trip—

I require a care person to assist me. I cannot travel alone. I prefer to bring a care person with me, because we will already have a relationship and they will know what is needed. Their travel, lodging, food, and transportation must be paid for by the host, as mine are.

3. For air travel—

The flight cannot depart before 15:00. The airport cannot be more than one hour away from my house. Nonstop is preferred. If a layover must happen, it cannot be longer than two hours. I need to be picked up from, and taken to, the airport. I must have an aisle seat on the flight, because I use a cane. This has to be booked in advance. On transatlantic flights, I require an economy seat with extra leg room, premium economy, or business class. Depending on my health, sometimes I require wheelchair assistance at the airport. Please check with me about this before booking flights. 

4. For lodging—

I require my own room, bed, and private bathroom in a non-smoking room that has a window. I prefer hotels to air bnbs. The lodging has to be a reasonable distance from where the event will take place. I require an elevator if there are more than two flights of stairs. I require meals to be paid for by my host. My food allergies/intolerances are: no nuts, seeds, shellfish, cephalopods.

5. For the event itself—

I cannot participate in anything before 16:00. I, and my audience, cannot sit for longer than 90 minutes without a 15-minute break. I require a dressing room/backstage area, and would not be bothered if fresh flowers appeared there. On the stage, I require a cushioned chair with a back for the entire event; I cannot stand. 

 6. For the accessibility of the event—

I require that the event take place in a wheelchair accessible space, no exceptions. I require every effort be made to provide both CART and sign language interpretation for the event; at least one of these has to happen. I require all-gender restrooms at the space. I require spaces to be as scent-free as possible (see reference below for more info). If someone makes an access request, I require that the hosts make every effort to provide it. 

If you can’t provide what’s been requested, tell me with enough time before the event so that we can find a solution. 

7. For the publicity of the event—

I require that the accessibility information of the event be posted with all materials that include my name. This includes information about parking, elevators, wheelchair and all-gender accessible restrooms, CART, and ASL interpretation during the event. Best practice is to be transparent and as detailed as possible about how the space is, and is not, accessible.  

For example, if there is one step, anywhere in the space, say so and where it is, and if there are any additional routes. For example, if only CART is being provided and not ASL, say so. For example, if the parking is a five-minute walk, or a fifteen-minute walk, from the space, say so. For example, if the space must be kept at a noticeably cold temperature, as it is in most archives, say so (in this case, I’ve seen an institution provide blankets: a good idea!).

A contact email and/or phone number must be posted with all materials that include my name, in order for people to request specific access items. 

8. For the documentation of the event—

I require open/closed captioning of all video documentation. I require textual image descriptions (alt text) for all photos posted online. I reserve the right to approve all final language published that includes my name. NOTE: I use they/them/their pronouns.

9. In case—

Because I have chronic illnesses, I may have to cancel the trip at the last moment if I have a flare. This doesn’t happen often, but it has happened. If there’s a way that I am able to participate remotely, I will. 

10. For the future—

It would be so cool, and you’d make me and my friends and many others very happy, and you’d increase the attendance of your events by a lot, and you’d become a working part of building the kind of world that needs to be built, if you would follow this document not just for me, but for all your work in the future.

References—

Accessibility in the Arts: A Promise and a Practice, by Carolyn Lazard

Access Intimacy, and Crip Solidarity, by Mia Mingus

Access Docs for Artists website, by Leah Clements, Alice Hattrick, and Lizzy Rose (the resources listed there are for the UK)

Fragrance Free Femme of Colour Genius, by Leah Lakshmi Piepzna-Samarasinha

Thank you to Neve Mazique Bianco, Carolyn Lazard, Park McArthur, Constantina Zavitsanos, Amalle Dublon, and Jordan Lord for their support and feedback.

[kumoriyami-xiuzhen]

Hakuoki SSL Kazama Cross Story "Friend” Translation

Did this one since Kazama’s SSL short stories are quite entertaining due to his “common sense” lol. I was surprised to see an exchange with Sen and Kazama in SSL.... but I really like how the two always seem to butt heads so I ended up translating this. As always this was translated from Chinese to English so something might have been lost in translation... but oh well. 

There’s also something with Harada and Shiranui, Hijikata and Amagiri, Heisuke and Shiranui, and Heisuke and Amagiri for the cross stories that I’ll get to later... probably [eventually... lol].... though its unfortunate that I couldn’t find anything with Saito and Amagiri in it... or Harada and Sen (I really like Sen and ship her with him... especially since I thought it was interesting how she commented about him being hot in the SSL live action series and how harada actually goes to the Yase village for some reason in the yuugiroku vita game in kazama’s spring route). *sigh* c’est la vie. 

I’ve updated my lookout list again due to me waiting on the closing of an auction for that one item almost 3000 yen cheaper which i won... [unfortunately i couldn’t resist the allure of one of the last hakuoki shinkai art books - its the one with the cd, that i didn’t have....seriously no more shopping now]. please check that it if you own any hakuoki cds or know where to get access to them... also if you can recommend a Chinese text extractor from image free website that does multiple files at once (and without a limit  that requires signing up to bypass it) tell me... or one that can extract text written vertically since all the ones i’ve tried so far gets me weird stuff.

Anyway here’s the translation that i’m going to assume that most people will just skip to....

Hakuoki SSL Cross Short Story Kazama x Friend [....rather enemy. probably.]

translation by KumoriYami

Sen:.... Che, Kazama...

Kazama: Hearing such an unrefined/crude lady's voice, I was wondering who it was...

Kazama: It turned out be you. The evil girl who blocked(/tried to interfere/obstructed) the path(/road) of love between me and my wife.

Sen: Who's an evil girl. You ability/skill to talk so annoyingly like that is really the best in the world. 

Sen: Forget it, It's a waste of time and energy talking to you. Also heading home-

Kazama: Wait.

Sen: What? I don't have anything to say to you/I have nothing to say to you.

Kazama: Even if you have nothing to say, I have a reason to be looking for you.

Kazama:....I heard you were trying to bring my wife to your school.

Sen: Oh, that thing/matter. /Oh, that.

Sen: I felt/thought that compared to Chizuru-chan being in an all-male environment, she'd be happier with us/on our side —— 

Kazama: Stupid. Don't use these methods to influence the heart of my wife.

Kazama: Indeed there are some rude men around her, but as long as I am here/there, this is the best environment for my wife.

Sen: Listen to me finish talking. It's because you can never listen that even people from my school say that if you speak, you'll get destroyed.

Sen:....In fact I don't to take steps to have her to come to the Shimabara All-Girls school.

Kazama: Ah? (you're) Actually self-aware?/Finally aware.

Sen: No... because I think she has found her own place to belong to.

Sen: In that school it appears that she has someone she likes. If I tried intervening again, it would be too cruel.  

Kazama: Hmph. Exactly. She is the one I love/my favourite person, there is no need (for her) to go anywhere.

Kazama: Don't interfere and just watch. I'll still give you a wedding invitation later.

Sen: Hey, you wait for me! oh, (he) actually left.

Sen: .....Aiya, aiya, it looks that Chizuru-chan's path is going to be very complicated..... (/problematic) [alt: it looks like chizuru's future is going to be a very rocky/difficult....]

-fini-

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check back in 5 min if you happen to be a person with bad sleeping habits like me... (don’t be like me lol. tis bad for thy health)

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How to catch a cheating spouse with proof

Do you have a cheating spouse?

This is the question that goes through the mind of any individual who has raised suspicion about his/her spouse. Do I have a cheating spouse? This is a very painful and dreadful question to ask yourself, but if you have strong feelings that it may be happening to you, then most likely it is. Although the media may have planted this thought through shows like Cheaters and many instances blasted on social media of a cheating spouse; the signs that slap you in the face in your own relationship may be a strong indication that it’s your reality as well.

You can always assume that your husband may be cheating if he’s answering a random phone call late at night. Or you may think that your wife is cheating if she has shown a trend of late arrivals home from work. However, to be really sure of this, you may want to do your own investigation and not immediately assume that your partner is being unfaithful, as it can cause a strain on your relationship/marriage.

Signs your partner is cheating

It is understandable to think that your spouse is cheating when you see strange behavior, especially if the relationship seems a bit rocky at the time. Changes in your spouse’s habits and odd behavior may be very well linked to infidelity, so keep a very good eye on these things. While every situation is different and cheating can manifest itself in many forms, the following are definitely a few signs to consider as possible links to infidelity when they come up:

A decrease in sexual intimacy and affection.

Suspicious habits with their phone such as, changing the passcode, hiding the screen when receiving a notification, clearing the browser history, etc.

Sudden changes in work schedule and coming home late from work.

Constantly moving to a different room in the home that you’re not in.

Making sudden improvements to their physical appearance and hygiene.

Being less communicative and avoiding any conversation with you.

Seems nervous everytime you try to have a talk.

You sense indifference from your spouse and don’t seem interested in any activities with you, inside or outside the house.

Excessive spending on unknown items and bills are not being paid.

Leaving the house late at night, while you’re sleeping.

These signs may be the determining factor that your spouse is in fact cheating. However, it also may be a mirage, deceiving your sight and leading you to believe something that is not happening. So be very careful to go on accusing based on signs and gut feeling alone, without having the facts lined up.

Do not confront your partner until you find evidence

When you see signs of infidelity, your immediate reaction may be to confront your partner, but this may not be the best idea right away. Confronting your partner directly about how you feel, may not be the best idea without strong evidence. Your spouse may just simply lie to you and tell you that nothing is happening if you don’t bring solid proof to the table.

The next time they do it again, they will probably begin to be more careful and secretive with everything they do, to prevent you from discovering the truth. So don’t go on immediately accusing your spouse without the facts. Be prepared and emotionally ready with strong evidence before you bring it up at the dinner table.

There may be indirect conversations you may be able to strike with your partner concerning infidelity that may provide you some strong leads. This is a very delicate topic, especially if your spouse is actually cheating, so make sure that the conversation you have isn’t raising suspicions to them that you have concerns of infidelity. Be patient and look for signs in the conversation, because if they are or have been actively cheating, they will tell on themselves.

However, some people are very good at disguising and masking the truth, so make sure you are also doing your due diligence and research outside of these conversations, to find out what’s really happening.

How to conduct a cheating spouse investigation

It can be quite challenging to identify if a spouse is cheating, because they lie and take advantage of the trust that their spouse has in them. This allows them to easily disguise themselves and put on a mask to not get caught in the act. However, there is always a trail of signs left behind and if you become suspicious, it is your job to begin investigating and finding out if your intuition is telling you the truth about what is actually going on.

You may ask yourself “well, where do I begin my investigation?”. Below is a list of steps you can take towards your discovery:

Check yourself for STD: Although this is something that should be done regularly, the best time to get tested is when you have suspicions that your partner is cheating. If the results come back positive and you have only been intimate with your partner, this may be a huge sign that your partner is being unfaithful to you.

Look for receipts or random documents: Check around your home for receipts or any paperwork that seems suspicious to you. You can check in areas in your home where your spouse spends most of their time, in their vehicle or even in the trash. Anything you can find that doesn’t seem normal can be an indication that they are up to no good.

Check bank statements: Seeing what your spouse is spending their money on can be a great way to find out if they’re cheating. Taking random restaurant or liquor store visits without your knowledge can be a major indication of this. Check their bank statements if you have access to this to verify any unusual activity.

Check or set up a home security system: If you have a home security system, this may be a good way to see if you can find any unusual activity, especially while you’re at work. However, if you don’t have one, you may want to set one up in your home, but be very careful to not identify it as a means to discover infidelity in your relationship. Talk to your spouse about it to see if they are fine with it. If they seem resistant to the idea for no apparent reason, then this could be a sign.

Check their phone records: If you’re under the same phone plan with your spouse, you can request a print out of call history and text history from your carrier. If not, see if your spouse receives a bill in the mail and check for any unusual activity.

Check their cellphone: If you have access to their phone or can somehow gain access while it is left unattended, this may be one of the best ways to dig up some dirt. Go through text messages, email photos and random documents saved on the phone. Also check their browsing history or even GPS history to see where they have recently gone. Checking messages, comments and what has been searched on social media is also a good place to check. Be prepared to discover the worst possible, because this is where most of the dirt can be found.

Follow them around: Your partner may leave at random hours of the night or times of the day without not knowing exactly where they are going. Get in your own car or find a way to get around and follow your partner. This is a good way to see if they are on their way to have an affair.

Hire a cheating spouse investigator

This may be too much work for you to do or perhaps you’re too scared to do it yourself. This is one of the reasons why there are professional private investigators who handle these types of investigations. You may have to go to the bank with this option, but it’s the professional way to go about it and it will alleviate the stress and fear of doing it yourself. You may be feeling too overwhelmed and stressed about your concerns anyways, so why not leave it to a pro, who can probably do a better job in digging up some dirt on your spouse.

Every situation is different, so the cheating spouse investigation may vary based on your needs. Be very specific and thorough with your private investigator, because they will need as much information as possible to do their research effectively. Keep in mind that there are laws in place, so they’re unable to take certain actions such as:

Act as law enforcement 

Use wire tap

Obtain cell phone records without consent

Tamper with mail

Trespass private property

Hack personal accounts

However, here are some means they use to conduct their investigations:

Search public records, such as run background check, social media and search engines.

Set up hidden cameras and obtain access to private cameras to conduct surveillance.

Use GPS tracking to track their every move and see where they’re going.

Use a decoy to tempt the cheating spouse and see if they will fall for the bait.

Work with other investigators and lawyers to help them with their investigations.

Hiring a cheating spouse spy or private investigator is definitely a solid means to obtain all the evidence you need to confront your spouse who is cheating on you. These are professionals, so they can conduct an investigation without the risk of your spouse finding out that you are monitoring them. Private detectives have a fiduciary responsibility when you hire them, so they will provide a truthful and accurate report of their findings.

Consider Confidential Investigations, inc to investigate your spouse and find out the truth about their secret activities. We will provide a free consultation if you need help. Just give us a call at 610-821-9112 to set up an appointment with us today!

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BnHA Chapter 115: Hard-Boiled Villain Antics

Previously on BnHA: The provisional license exam concluded. Everyone from class 1-A passed except Todoroki and Bakugou. The exam committee announced there would be a special training course for the ones who failed, and they would then receive their licenses as well. They want all the students who made it to phase two of the exam to ultimately succeed because with All Might gone, the world needs as many quality heroes as it can get. The U.A. kids said their farewells to the other schools and prepared to board the bus home. Deku inquired about the weird girl from Shiketsu Academy and was told she had already left, and that furthermore she’d been acting strange for the last few days. We then learned that the girl, Camie, had actually been Toga in disguise, and that she has a shapeshifting quirk which allows her to take on others’ appearances once she drinks their blood. Oh, and. Now she has Deku’s.

Today on BnHA: We take a break from our intrepid hero hatchlings to check in with Twice from the League of Villains. He stares broodingly out the window like a noir character, listens to the news talk shit about Endeavor, watches a group of Tarantino tribute villains rob a store, and gets a phone call from the villain broker Giran. We learn that the League has temporarily split up and are recruiting to expand their organization. We also learn that Twice has more than a few screws loose, the reason being that when he was younger he used his duplication quirk to clone himself, only to have the clones all murder each other one by one until he was the last one standing. If that isn’t fucked up enough for you, perhaps I can interest you in the new villain introduced in this chapter, who goes by “Overhaul” and has a penchant for dismembering peeps. Or perhaps you’re more a fan of the classic villain, in which case the chapter ends with All Might meeting up with our old friend All for One, so, you know. Enjoy that.

(As always, all comments not marked with an ETA are my unspoiled reactions from my first readthrough of this chapter. I’ve read up through chapter 151 now, so any ETAs will reflect that.)

who the fuck is this

he’s staring darkly out of his window and hating all the people he sees walking past

but also there’s a black speech bubble thinking the exact opposite. “I think it’s fantastic”

is this that Twice guy, maybe

I was wondering what you were up to, yes. good catch there

“THIS MAN STARTS HIS MORNINGS A LITTLE MORE HARD-BOILED THAN MOST.” yes, the really hardcore way to start your day is to hate people from windows

holy shit this ominous fucking chapter! right from the get go!

“unleashed.” and the text underneath: “a world where All Might is not coming”

I’m thinking it’s safe to say the villains are winding down from their little break

I’m so curious how Tomura is doing. prediction: still crazy

the narration is saying that the news networks and Internet are constantly buzzing with “idle chatter fanning the flames of anxiety”

jesus christ this is so similar to the real-world climate in the last few years. anxiety and fear-mongering

oh shit the newspeople are talking about Endeavor

depends on whether you’re the type who can accept assholes who beat their wife and kid

(I personally am not)

they’re being really polite about it, but they’re saying that you can’t help but contrast him against All Might

he’s “coarse”

“he just looks like an ordinary person pretending to be a superhuman” I’ll take it a step further; he looks like an asshole not even trying particularly hard to pretend he’s a nice guy. and yeah, he’s strong, but not even in the same realm that All Might was

oh my god it’s a list of top “Moogle” searches for Endeavor. this is the most 2010s shit I’ve ever seen in a manga omggggg

yeahhhh, public opinion is just not on this guy’s side. and good riddance

basically he’s become “the symbol of weakening heroes.” exactly. I feel like all these people must just be like, “is this really the best we can do now omg”

is Endeavor Donald fucking Trump

this is one of the best chapter openers I can recall reading in a long time. there’s something fascinating about watching a well-established fictional world get shaken up and seeing how the people of that world respond. it’s reminding me a little of the post-Goblet of Fire Harry Potter universe. and why do I have a feeling that by the time this series ends, we’ll have progressed all the way to Deathly Hallows in terms of grittiness

the narration is continuing and saying that just as All Might brought hope to everyday citizens, his presence was a curse to villains

and now that curse has been lifted, so “it’s no surprise at all that it’d turn out this way”

and it’s showing some guy robbing an ATM or something. not sure what he’s carrying, but anyways he’s busting through a wall looking happy and deranged

now a pro hero is showing up to stop him

but another villain is cracking the back of the hero’s head with a huge metal pipe

and two more villains are waiting over by their getaway truck

nice Tarantino reference there. bold and unsubtle and in-your-face

and the narration is talking about how villains are feeling more emboldened and more free to run around without fear of consequence. and that the more daring they get, the more villains they inspire in turn, and it goes on and on. “running a red light isn’t scary if everyone does it with you”

we’re seeing the exact same thing happen irl nowadays with racists and nazis and the alt-right and such, aren’t we. my escapist manga is really starting to hit close to home here

now Twice is getting a call from someone

isn’t this the guy who introduced Toga and Dabi to Tomura

damn, manga, you’re really going to make me go all the way back to like chapter sixty-something to check this. fine

yep, it is. chapter 68

he says that in the past two weeks there’s been a surge of black market requests for things like suits and related items

he says it’s all thanks to the League of Villains

really it’s thanks to one specific villain that did all the work and is now imprisoned though. just saying. though no doubt he won’t mind Tomura getting the credit

anyway so Twice is asking why the broker guy called him

probably cuz Toga got Deku’s blood, so now the gang is getting back together to hatch some more schemes

yep

so Twice is like yeah of course I heard, and the broker dude is like okay catch you later then

gotta say, I was already fond of Twice just as a funny and eccentric (you have no idea how much my brain struggled to find an adjective to use in place of “quirky” there, but needless to say I wouldn’t have been able to keep a straight face otherwise) character. but it’s pretty damn fascinating to witness his psyche on display now as well

apparently the League has been separated and scattered for a little while, both to lie low and to scout for more people to join the group

and now we’re cutting to Dabi and he’s just roasting some poor dudes alive

damn son

oh shit what’s happening to Twice

this guy is soooo weird

he says his quirk is “doubling.” “I make one into two”

okay. I don’t get it at all, but

-- WHOA

IS THIS THE FUCKING PRESTIGE OR WHAT. AND WASN’T THIS ALSO A PLOTLINE IN FUCKING CALVIN AND HOBBES

he says each of the clones claimed to be the real one (by “real” I assume “original”) and they started arguing and eventually they all killed each other

and he’s not sure even now whether he’s actually the “real” him

holy shit I would read an entire book about this guy. I want David Fincher to direct a movie about him

it seems like he’s not even really that evil, it’s just that he’s so crazy that the league was the only place he could find that would accept him. “what I was searching for were others who are just as crazy as I am”

I would read a spinoff manga about Twice and his existential nightmare of an existence, trufax. this is so compelling I almost forgot about the fact that we’re thirteen pages into this chapter and so far it’s been all villains and no U.A. kids

-- what the fuck

IS THAT THE GUY FROM EARLIER?? WHO ROBBED THE ATM???

(answer: yes, I just went back and looked)

WHY IS HIS FUCKING HEAD HERE?? IS THIS HIS QUIRK OR SOMETHING MORE HORRIFYING THAN THAT

farewell Reservoir Dogs. you had a brief and uneventful run culminating in THE MOST HORRIFYINGLY GRUESOME SCENE I’VE EVER SEEN SHOUNEN JUMP ALLOW IN THEIR FUCKING MAGAZINE. NOT ONLY WAS IT INDEED HIS FUCKING HEAD, I COUNT LIKE SEVEN OF HIS AND HIS FRIENDS’ OTHER BODY PARTS MORBIDLY STREWN ABOUT AND ROASTING ON THIS OPEN FUCKING FLAME. dude what the fuck

oh boy here we go

now his buddy in a raincoat -- and they all have the same plague doctor masks on btw -- is saying he took the money and let’s get out of here

he’s calling the “YOU GUYS HAVE AN ILLNESS” dude “Overhaul.” okay I’ll admit that’s a pretty badass villain name

and Twice is watching them all like, “oh. more maniacs”

so I’m guessing he’s going to recruit these guys lol

the narration says that both the heroes and villains’ sides have begun to undergo changes in appearance. well, we’ve seen a lot of the heroes’ side of things so far so I guess it’s nice to take a break from that and see what the villains have been up to

is this the prison??

OH SHIT!!!!!

WHAT IS HE DOING COMING OVER THERE TO TALK TO HIM OH MY GOD

“THE DISCUSSION WITH THE BIG BOSS IS ABOUT TO BEGIN” [FRANTICALLY CLICKS TO THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!]

-- except no, damn it, because I gotta check out the bonus page first :/

 bonus

...actually the bonus page is just Horikoshi being excited that there are now two spinoff series. apparently he’s a fan of Illegals. I do want to check that out (especially since he just said Eraserhead has a cameo in it omgggg), but like hell if you think I’m clicking away from this main story just yet. I still have 85 chapters to go and it’s not like things are exactly getting boring omg

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