#chechu

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Chechu Álava.

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ophelia by chechu álava, 2019, oil canvas, 33 x 41 centimeters

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"Le Rêve", A Collection of Works by Chechu Álava

Born into the town of Piedras Blancas, in Asturias, Spain, Chechu Álava's life as a contemporary female, Spanish artist could be considered one of true, artistical magic.

Now residing in Paris, her collection of soft, pastel oil paintings undoubtedly grows by the day. Having studied for a BA in Fine Arts at the University of Salamanca, and also at the Gerrit Rietveld Academy in Amsterdam during 1995, Chechu's dedication to the arts has truly manifested itself into an unparalled prophecy of soft pastel beauty.

Álava's dream-like approach to both her still life work and portraiture is one of the many captivating charms of her art. Delicate and bewitching, works such as 'Lee Miller's kiss' seem almost poetic in a way.

Ambushed in my writing

you are singing a poem.

Captivate of your sweet voice

engraved in my memory...

Alejandra Pizarnik

Having first discovered and been influenced by the works of Ana Mendieta, Kiki Smith, Cindy Sherman and Marina Abramović at a younger age, Chechu's paintings certainly hint at such influences, yet take on a life of their own...

To view more of Chechu's work, visit her website here.

Alternatively, you can follow her Instagram.

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The Lore behind Ullrichstrong

I have been asked to explain the lore behind Ullrichstrong by @lalalabro and, after some drafts and back and forth, I have decided to go in as much of a chronological order of events as I can.

Lance puts it very well when he said in 2018: "He was the most important person in my life. Nobody scared me, motivated me. The other guys… no disrespect to them, didn’t get me up early. He got me up early. He put the fear of god in me."

Lance and Jan met first during the UCI roads in Oslo in 1993. Where Lance raced as a pro and Jan as an amateur.

Lance stuck out because he beat Miguel Fucking Indurain, Jan's literal idol, in the pouring rain. Meanwhile Jan beat the other amateurs in the final sprint.

Both of them still remember this to this day, and Jan even revealed that from that day on he followed Lance's career. And the only other two he was following religiously before that were Miguel Indurain and Marco Pantani.

They would meet again only in 1996 during the Tour de France. But only for about six days as Lance abandoned the Tour after stage 6, only to be diagnosed with cancer.

This pic was taken there.

And this says more than 1000 words actually. Because Jan's English was abysmal back then and he relied heavily on his teammates for translations. But he seemed to have had no problem communicating with Lance here.

Lance would be at the road side during the second solo time trial of the Tour de France in 1997. The year Jan won the Tour de France. And he remembers thinking how nobody would be able to beat Jan for ten years.

And you gotta understand, based on Jan's performance at the Tour de France in 1996 and 1997 everyone thought Jan was the next Indurain. That he would go on and win ten Tours in a row, with nobody able to beat him. You had people like Poulidor at the roadside being baffled and saying, "it's Merckx!"

Instead Jan would end up like Poulidor, the eternal second to Lance Armstrong.

They would only meet again during the UCI Roads at the end of 1999, where Jan beat Lance in the the time trial, after Jan lost the Tour in 1998 to Marco Pantani and couldn't compete in the Tour in 1999 due to injury.

Jan did manage to win the Vuelta in 1999, which was held after the Tour, and which he only rode to, "get back into it".

It's also worth mentioning that back in 1999 Lance winning the Tour was kinda smiled at because his greatest competition, aka Jan and Marco, weren't there.

2000 Jan was unable to beat Lance during the Tour de France but something interesting did happen during stage 15.

Lance's great rivalry that year was with Marco Pantani, who he had the greatest bitch fight ever with.

During stage 15 Marco started an attack on the first of five passes that evoked the move he made in 1998, which destroyed Jan and gifted him the yellow jerseys. Lance, completely riled up, was telling his team to allow Marco to go, thinking he would blow up after riding hard the whole day and they could just blow past him.

Well, Marco did blow up, but so did Lance. Allowing for Richard Virenque and Jan to ride away and finish the stage as first and second.

This picture, taken during that stage, is pretty funny given what would happen a year later.

At the end of the season Jan was also able to remind Lance that he was still a force to be reckoned with as he beat Lance during the Olympics and took home a gold and silver medal.

The 2001 Tour de France is where it really kicks off.

There were some... situations.

"The Look". A bush detour. And a handshake.

• "The Look": during stage 10 Lance faked being in bad shape only to roar back and leave everyone, including Jan, in the dust. He looked back before powering away, at his teammate Chechu Rubiera, but the angle makes it look like he looked straight at Jan.

• When Jan misjudged a corner during the descend on stage 13 Lance waited for him.

• At their arrival at Luz Ardiden, after a hard day of fighting they crossed the finish line almost side by side. Lance actually easing up and allowing Jan to cross first, and Jan reached back and shook his hand.

In 2002 Jan wasn't at the the Tour de France because he got busted for doping and subsequently kicked off his team, Telekom.

And Lance actually went on record advising Jan to race for his former team captain Bjarne Riis.

The 2003 Tour de France is Ullrichstrong big bang.

It was the heat wave of 2003 and as Jan operates amazingly in the heat he absolutely smoked Lance, who doesn't handle heat at all.

The race was so close that year that Lance was considering getting off his bike and abandoning during the first time trial (which Jan won, putting 1 and a half minutes into him). Their time difference was so close before the last, and deciding, time trial that Jan went with the sprinters on stage 18 for ONE bonus second.

But what really cements them as sporting rivalry of epic proportions is what happened during stage 15.

Lance's handle bars caught on a fans bag and he and Ivan Mayo went down, Jan barely avoiding hitting them. And despite Jan's directeur sportif, Rudy Pevenage, telling him to go ahead Jan waited for Lance. Later saying if he had won the stage, or the Tour, because of taking advantage of Lance's bad luck, the stage and the Tour was not worth winning.

And you gotta understand, this is not AT ALL like what Lance did in 2001. Back then the jersey was not in play, in 2003 it ABSOLUTELY WAS. Jan literally passed up his chance to win a second Tour, to be fair toward Lance.

Jan even revealed how he was relieved when Lance was back with them after his fall. While Lance said he would have been annoyed. But, as Lance says, "Jan is just a sweetheart."

And, what you also gotta understand, Jan was the only one Lance was afraid of. Pantani, Mayo, Basso, Vinokurov? They may have been annoyances, but only Jan made him get up earlier and put the fear of god in him.

(And that is despite Pantani working him over so hard in 2000 Lance admittedly considered abandoning the Tour).

Lance apparently trolled the internet and mined contacts to get info on Jan, to the point Tyler Hamilton thought Lance had an intern doing it for him before realizing Lance was doing it HIMSELF.

He would force Postal's team doctor Michele Ferrari to dawn disguises and spy on Jan.

Johan Bruyneel, Lance's directeur sportif, would also mine contacts.

They were watching Jan like fucking hawks.

(Granted Jan's side was pretty much doing the same, although not as obsessively).

In 2004 Jan was back in the flock with Telekom but his Tour de France didn't go all too well as he was severely sick.

He actually noticed early on that he was too sick to compete correctly and encouraged his young teammate Alexander Klöden to attack instead. He would help him as much as he could along the way.

One instance to note though was during the last time trial. Bruyneel said: "You know, Lance and Jan never really spoke that much. They basically didn't speak, but I'll always remember being with Lance at the doping control after he'd won the final time trial in 2004, and Ullrich coming over and giving Lance a hug. He said, "Ach, come on, it's only a bike race.""

This was the only Tour de France Jan raced where he missed the podium.

In 2005 Jan was doing better and managed to come in third. But what's really amazing is what happend after.

Not only the final podium where Lance kept saying, "I'm gonna get to Basso," only to circle right back and gush about Jan.

You see, Jan actually showed up at Lance's victory party, took the mike and gave a speech in Lance's honor in English.

Lance himself says he wouldn't have been man enough to do the same for Jan, and he still tears up to this day while telling this story.

Lance retired in 2005 and Jan was forced to retire after the Fuentes scandal in 2006.

Before Jan could try and win a second Tour in Lance's absence. Even while saying a win in Lance's absence is worth less.

And even after Lance came clean about his doping in 2013, and everything came out about what a dick he was (forcing teammates to dope as well, intimidating whistle blowers, to name just two) Jan maintained, "He never did anything to me, but was always fair and respectful."

Lance apparently decided to hand the 'get out of jail free'-card to the one guy who was the biggest threat to him.

And you gotta understand, Lance literally destroyed people back then. He was not just a grade A asshole, he was insane, and he could have EASILY went and did the same fucking thing to Jan.

But he never did.

They didn't really seem to have had much contact after their retirements.

Jan struggling immensely with depression and burnout after being forced to retire and deciding to not confess to his doping, opting instead to stay silent and shoulder the burden on his own.

He wouldn't even be able to touch a bicycle until 2010.

There were sporadic mentions of Lance from Jan.

How he tried to connect in 2010 but was unable to.

How it isn't good for the Tour de France as a whole that Lance's wins were taken away in 2013.

In 2017 Lance attacked ASO on twitter for not inviting Jan to the start of the Tour de France in Düsseldorf.

Jan, at this point, had already been in a downward spiral, that Lance, admittedly, knew about.

Lemme make it short, Jan was having a life crisis after his wife left him and took the kids in 2018 and was in the midst of destroying himself with alcohol and coke.

His family and friends, old teammates, even his old trainers, the German movie star Til Schweiger, all tried to help and didn't manage to.

So in a last ditch effort Mike Baldinger, Jan's best friend, called Lance to come in and talk to Jan.

Saying Lance is the only man Jan respects and fears too much not to listen to.

So Lance flew in to visit Jan in rehab. And mind you, Lance was willing to fly in lawyers and doctors to help Jan. He organized rehab in the US in fact.

That's not exactly the route Jan took, but his route also led him to 2021, where he had pretty well recovered from his 2018 fall.

It was the first time Jan went on his (now) yearly Mallorca Tour with Lance, George Hincapie and Johan Bruyneel.

During the podcast they recorded Lance revealed how his wife asked him if Jan was still okay and he said, "Anna asked me that the other day. She asked, Jan's still good right? And I said, I'm pretty sure I would be one of the first calls. And I would be on the next flight."

And at the end of 2021, as Jan now revealed in his new amazon documentary, he had a relapse while on vacation in Cuba.

On the flight back to Mexiko he apparently went berserk and had to be taken off the plane and to the hospital. And when Mike learned what happened he called Lance and asked him to go to Mexico and take care of Jan, which Lance did IMMEDIATELY.

Lance explained how he watched Jan come to in his hospital bed and how Jan looked at him so confused and shocked and how he just nodded and went, "Yeah. I'm here."

So Mike and Lance get Jan into another rehad and I find out in the news that Lance APPARENTLY gifted Jan a black ring with stones on the inside for GOOD LUCK?!?!

(Yeah sure "good luck", you two are married)

Add to that, ALWAYS when asked why Lance is helping Jan, why he is going so hard for him, he says, "because I love him."

2022 marked the 25th anniversary of Jan winning the Tour and Lance actually agreed to be interviewed for the documentary series "Being Jan Ullrich" and for the book "Jan Ullrich - the best there never was" by Daniel Friebe that was also released that year.

Even going so far as to telling Friebe that if he was out to write a hatchet piece about Jan, to not even bother coming to Aspen because he would not utter one bad word about Jan.

At the end of 2022 Jan went to California with Paul Ripke (who he did a podcast with an became fast friends with. He is the photographer behind the BottAss calendar btw) and they met up with Lance, and the two of them went to a basketball game together. And who knows what else they got up to😏

Jan saying in a post on instagram: "Lance and I had a lot of mutual respect even as opponents. After our careers, we both went through a lot and were able to understand how the other is doing. And then when I needed help, Lance was there the next day. That's when you realize: I'm really important to him, it's not just a blah blah, there's something behind it. It's a great friendship.”

This year (2023) Lance also agreed to be interviewed for the documentary series Jan did with amazon.

And of course they also met again on Mallorca.

During that podcast Lance was surprised to hear Jan wanted to be at George's Fondo in 2024, and planned to do something similar himself (with George visiting). He stopped the two dead in their tracks and declared, "if Jan is gonna be there I am gonna be there." And that after George was ribbing him for not having been at his Fondo for some years now. But if Jan's gonna be there Lance is gonna be there.

Or when Lance explained that he was fitter this year because apparently George called him fat in April, only to turn to Jan and assure him, "I would never say that to you."

Because, as Lance openly admits, back in the day he was obsessively studying Jan's body, just to know his level of fitness before the Tour; adding to Jan's body image issues.

Then the amazon documentary dropped in November and so did the GAYEST FUCKING MAGAZINE COVER I HAVE EVER SEEN.

Seriously, whos idea was that and who okayed it??

There are probably things I skipped but their history is literally way too fucking rich.

Their story is like Senna v Prost, or Anquetil v Poulidor, you cannot tell one of their stories without also telling the other's. They are way too interwoven and way too emotionally attached to each other.

This is more than just ship tropes, and at the same time they are a walking talking ship trope and literally ship themselves.

Height difference? Check.

Age difference? Check.

Virgo x Sagittarius relationship.

East vs west trope.

Shared daddy issues.

Hot vs Cold.

They are so entirely and fundamentally different.

Lance was a natural leader and had great mental fortitude, while Jan enjoyed way more to follow a leader like Riis and struggled a lot mentally.

Where Jan had immense pressure from the German media, Lance never had any from the US.

Lance was such a dickhead during his pro years. He had a literal 'no friends' rule enforced on US Postal, forbidding his teammates from fraternizing with other teams, meanwhile Jan was such a genuinely nice guy to everyone that you are hard pressed to find someone saying or recalling something bad about him.

On one had it's fun to compare their rivalry and subsequent later friendship to other sports rivalries like Poulidor and Anquetil, or Senna and Prost, while on the other hand what Jan and Lance have is on a fundamentally different level.

Like Bruyneel said, they didn't talk a lot during the races. George even recalls how Jan would scarcely speak during races, but apparently despite this those two had the biggest level of respect and fear and admiration and even love for each other.

To the point where Lance was the literally only person able to get through to Jan at his lowest. Even his fucking mother and brothers couldn't get through to him, but Lance could.

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little study buddy chechu XD

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La Chechu Alias mybadreputation una argentina que triunfa en la página Azul en 2024

En el TikTok, Onlyfans hasta en páginas pornograficas la Chechu esta  constante evolución, donde las redes sociales y las plataformas de contenido en línea han reformulado las dinámicas de la comunicación y el entretenimiento, surge una figura que desafía los estereotipos y rompe con las convenciones tradicionales de la educación sexual. Chechu, más conocida en el mundo virtual como mybadreputation, es una joven argentina que ha sabido convertir su pasión por el sexo y la educación en una carrera exitosa en 2024, marcando un hito en la forma en que se aborda la sexualidad en internet. Personalmente aparte de gustarme en el sentido que ustedes se imaginan le tengo mucho aprecio y como decirlo admiración. Disfruta del sexo supera sus prejuicios, bueno vamos al tema informativo y dejamos mi opinión personal. jeje ;)

Este es el segundo post y no el ultimo sobre Chechu

Originaria de Lomas de Zamora, en la provincia de Buenos Aires, Chechu decidió emprender un camino menos tradicional luego de abandonar sus estudios para ser docente de música. Su travesía comenzó de manera insólita: junto a su novio, decidió partir de mochilera hacia Colombia, un viaje que marcaría el inicio de su carrera en la industria de los contenidos para adultos. Lo que podría haber sido una simple aventura de juventud, se convirtió en la génesis de mybadreputation, un canal en Pornhub -el sitio de pornografía más grande del mundo- donde Chechu combina la teoría y la práctica sexual con un enfoque educativo y liberador. En una era donde el acceso a la información es prácticamente ilimitado, pero la educación sexual sigue siendo un tema tabú en muchas sociedades, Chechu se presenta como una pionera en la lucha contra la desinformación y los prejuicios. A través de sus videos, que ya acumulan más de 40 millones de reproducciones, esta joven argentina ofrece un contenido que es tanto estimulante como informativo, una rareza en un espacio acusado a menudo de perpetuar estereotipos y ofrecer una visión distorsionada de la sexualidad. Los tutoriales de mybadreputation, que incluyen temas como "¿El tamaño importa?", "¿Cómo tocar a una mujer?" y "¿Qué es el Edging?", no solo buscan excitar a la audiencia, sino también educarla. Chechu se graba practicando sexo, pero a diferencia de otros contenidos para adultos, mira a la cámara y comparte consejos prácticos para que sus seguidores puedan mejorar su salud sexual y disfrute. Este enfoque revolucionario ha creado un nicho único para Chechu en el vasto universo de contenidos para adultos en línea. Aprovechando la curiosidad innata de los hombres que buscan contenido nude sin tener que suscribirse a plataformas como OnlyFans, Chechu ofrece una alternativa que no solo satisface esa curiosidad sino que también educa. Esta estrategia ha resultado ser un éxito rotundo, posicionando a mybadreputation como un referente de la educación sexual en el espacio digital. El primer video de Chechu, titulado "Cómo ponerse y usar el preservativo. Tutorial Argentino termina en sexo", es un claro ejemplo de su enfoque innovador. Con más de 1.400.000 reproducciones, el contenido destaca la importancia del uso del preservativo, enseñando a colocarlo con la boca y promoviendo el sexo seguro a través de una práctica sexual real y placentera. Esta combinación de educación y placer es lo que hace que los videos de mybadreputation se destaquen en un mar de contenido monótono y repetitivo. En su canal de PornHub, Mybadreputation, Chechu ha sabido mantener esta línea, ofreciendo una amplia gama de videos que cubren diversas temáticas sexuales con el objetivo de informar y liberar. Más que una simple creadora de contenido para adultos, Chechu se define como una educadora sexual, una "puta virtual" que trabaja con la sexualidad de las personas sin prejuicios ni tabúes. La singularidad de mybadreputation reside en su capacidad para trascender el estigma asociado al trabajo sexual y los contenidos para adultos, presentándose como una fuente confiable de educación y diversión sexual. Este logro no solo ha generado una audiencia leal y entusiasta, sino que también ha posicionado a Chechu como una figura influyente en el diálogo sobre la sexualidad en la sociedad contemporánea. En un mundo que aún lucha por abrazar la sexualidad como una parte integral de la experiencia humana, Chechu mybadreputation emerge como un faro de esperanza. Su éxito en 2024 no solo demuestra el apetito del público por una educación sexual más abierta y honesta, sino que también resalta la necesidad de continuar rompiendo barreras y desafiando las normas tradicionales. A través de su trabajo, Chechu no solo educa y entretiene; también empodera a su audiencia a explorar su sexualidad de manera segura y satisfactoria, demostrando que es posible encontrar un equilibrio entre el placer y la responsabilidad. Voy  a dejaros una nueva entrevista pero si os gusta la pornografia no creo que haga falta que os deje un link a Pornhub o a Onlyfans. Bueno quizas si agrego unos links gratis de mybadreputation en accion pero otro día actualizo el post ahora mirar la entrevista jeje Con 26 añitos de edad esta en su apogeo   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6xi-me9swU Bueno no busqueis Chechu nude, ni mybadreputation nude ni desnuda porque ya os aviso que la podéis ver gratis xd Read the full article

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Por cierto..hablando de BARCELONA..AITANA acaba de anunciar un concierto en su ESTADIO OLIMPICO..me recuerda 2 cosas..que solo ahí vi la gira HARDWIRED TO SELF_DESTRUCT de METALLICA [con GHOST de teloneros..cuyo cantante se hace llamar PAPA EMERITUS aunque el nuevo es PAPA V PERPETUA jaja] 5/5/19 y que en adjunto PABELLON SANT JORDI solo vi a U2 presentar cd ACHTUNG BABY ..16/5/92 [4 días antes de ganar FC BARCELONA su 1era CHAMPIONS por lo que no la vimos en su sala de TROFEOS en el CAMP NOU antes de ir a EL CORTE INGLES con el ENGLISH o José Maria González PLANT y CHECHU CENDAL (que había visto hacia unos dias en MADRID a DIRE STRAITS presentando su cd ON EVERY STREET lanzado con CALLING ELVIS y los cuales dieron su último concierto por las Fiestas del PILAR de ZARAGOZA del 92) ..para comprar en su supermercado cada uno su BOTELLA a su GUSTO y un PLAYBOY que vimos mientras bebiamos y escuchamos ensayar a U2 como fue UNTIL THE END OF THE WORLD]..concierto de U2 que acabo con LOVE IS BLINDNESS del cd ACHTUNG BABY y que en su gira de exteriores que grabó en SIDNEY sacó a una jovencita a bailar caracterizado del DEMONIO MCPHISTO y su chaqueta de ORO uniéndola a I CAN'T HELP FALL IN LOVE de ELVIS

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Malut United FC Resmi Rekrut Bek Spanyol, Chechu Meneses

INGATLAH.COM – Malut United FC resmi memperkenalkan rekrutan anyar mereka di bursa transfer paruh musim BRI Liga 1 2024/25, Jesus Maria Meneses Sabater, atau yang akrab disapa Chechu Meneses. Pemain asal Spanyol ini diharapkan menjadi kekuatan baru di lini pertahanan tim kebanggaan masyarakat Maluku Utara. “Saya senang bisa bergabung dengan keluarga baru ini. Malut United adalah tim yang bagus.…

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Malut United Boyong Chechu Meneses Asal Spanyol

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la beauté (d’après courbet) by chechu álava, 2022, oil on linen, 50 × 61 centimeters

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Chechu, con nuevo apoderado

El matador de toros «Chechu » ya tiene apoderado. Será el taurino Jorge «Herrerín», gerente de la empresa Puerta Grande 1975, SLU., el que se hará cargo de dirigir su carrera a partir de ahora. El acuerdo se ha sellado con el clásico apretón de manos y el objetivo a seguir será el relanzamiento de … La entrada Chechu, con nuevo apoderado se publicó primero en Cultoro.es. PUBLICADO ANTES EN…

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Domine nos pone a bailar con su nuevo EP

Domine nos pone a bailar con su nuevo EP DOMINE pone fin a la era I BELIEVE IN ME (su segundo álbum) con el lanzamiento de la remezcla de su tema AMÉN, que ha corrido a cargo del DJ Chechu Ibiza y que lleva por título: AMÉN (Chechu Ibiza Hi-Fi Galilea Remix). Una vez más, ambos colaboradores nos llevan a la pista de baile con esta relectura en clave dance-house y aderezada con vientos étnicos.…

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YO PUEDO PERDONAR, PERO NO OLVIDAR..porque MIRAR PARA ATRAS O RECORDAR es lo UNICO QUE TE SIRVE COMO ADVERTENCIA..y estan SIENDO MUY APOCALIPTICAS..así es como uno está ALL ALONG THE WATCH_TOWER del cd JOHN WESLEY HARDING [un habil PISTOLERO que se reconvirtio a ABOGADO y lo mataron en EL PASO=frontera de EEUU con MEXICO o CIUDAD JUAREZ=FEMINICIDIO..y donde hay un CRISTO en una CIMA]..de BOB DYLAN [la que más toco en su vida] single entre I DREAMED I SAW ST AGUSTINE y the BALLAD OF FRANKIE LEE and JUDAS PRIEST=grupo donde un FAN sustituyo a su CANTANTE en lo que se basa la Película ROCK STAR de Jennifer ANISTON estrenada en SEP 2001 [=11_$]..

..canción popularizada por JIMI HENDRIX que murió en la misma CAMA que ELLIOT de THE MAMAS and THE PAPAS en LONDRES que murió tras cenar con PAUL MC ARTNEY Y LINDA [ella RICA por vender VEGETALES CONGELADOS para morir de CANCER] cuya multimillonaria madre se mató en el vuelo UNO de AMERICAN AIRLINES en NY.

..y canción que versiono U2 en directo dentro de su cd_pelicula RATTLE and HUM [que estrenaron en MADRID con U2 a los que se les olvidó el PASAPORTE].. tocandola en el EMBARCADERO DE SAN FRANCISCO [añadiendo que solo tiene UNA GUITARRA ROJA, 3 ACORDES Y LA VERDAD] y uniéndola a IN GOD'S COUNTRY [=EEUU] del cd THE JOSHUA TREE [VALLE DE LA MUERTE]..así que recuerdo que luego vino cd ACHTUNG [ADVERTENCIA] BABY [CARIÑO] lanzado con la apocaliptica THE FLY y que incluye UNTIL THE END OF WORLD..gira que vi en mayo 1992 PALAU SANT JORDI [con mis amigos JOSE MANUEL O CHECHU CENDAL que dias antes vio la gira de despedida de DIRE STRAITS "ON EVERY STREET" en la plaza de toros de MADRID y EL ENGLISH=JOSE MARIA GONZALEZ PLANT cuyo padre era Sobrecargo de IBERIA fusionada con BRITISH AIRWAYS poniendo de presidente al ex presidente de TABACALERA Antonio VAZQUEZ ROMERO donde sustituyo a CESAR ALiERTA que a su vez sustituyo a MIGUEL ANGEL VALLE_INCLAN padre de mi amigo RAMON VALLE_INCLAN bisnieto del famoso escritor del ESPERPENTO=ALGO ABSURDO Y RIDICULO..y autor de LUCES DE BOHEMIA protagonizada por MAX ESTRELLA] y en mayo 1993 en estadio del rio MANZANA+eRES [donde una MUJER_POLICIA A CABALLO me INCORDIO cuando MEABA bajo el TUNEL por el que cruzaba por debajo del Estadio la M_30 parte de la AVDA DE LA PAZ].. viniendo de un lluvioso concierto en OVIEDO poniendo a Kylie MINOGUE siendo entrevistada sobre que estaba Grabando su nuevo disco en las pantallas como intro de Even Better than Real THING del cd ACTHUNG BABY aunque en MADRID pusieron un combate de Boxeo...gira que como cd ACTHUNG baby empezaba con ZOO STATION [parada de metro de BERLIN donde lo grabaron tomando el ULTIMO VUELO a la ALEMANIA ORIENTAL antes de la CAIDA DEL "MURO"=

I'm ready for the laughing gas

I'm ready

I'm ready for what's next

I'm ready to duck

I'm ready to dive

I'm ready to say

I'm glad to be alive

I'm ready

I'm ready for the push, uh huh

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La procesión de las letrillas contra el Puerto Deportivo. A la memoria de Chechu Lastra.

Sabía de la gravedad de la enfermedad de Chechu Lastra desde hace unas semanas, pero cuando supe de su muerte me asistió una pena que me hacía difícil comprender que hay personas que no merecen morir, al menos tan pronto, una pena compensada por la celebración de haber conocido a una persona como Chechu, quien, parafraseando a Antonio Machado, ha sido bueno “en el buen sentido de la palabra”, y…

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El inicio de la tercera guerra mundial, parte 36 (esto es solo una historia inventada y una continuación del cuento «Las flores»)

Seguimos hablando con Charo y le pregunté sobre sus padres. El micro en el cual viajaban por la isla Chechu, en Corea del Sur, había explotado. Sin embargo, muchos pasajeros quedaron heridos. Los padres de ella no murieron al instante. Y fueron trasladados al norte de Corea, en Seúl. Y allí permanecieron, en una clínica, ambos en coma. Parece ser que un artefacto había explotado, pero la policía de Corea del Sur todavía investigaba si había sido negligencia de un turista o un atentado. Yo le dije que tal vez había sido por mi causa. Todas las personas a quien yo amaba, de alguna manera terminaban muertas. Por eso yo a ella la ocultaba de los demás. 

—De joven ya Dios me hablaba, pero en aquel tiempo solo fue en algunas ocasiones. De niña creía en Dios y le hablaba, pero jamás me contestaba, por supuesto. Tomé la comunión de grande, porque me quería casar por Iglesia cuando conociera a alguien—le dije a Charo, algo angustiada.

—A mí me llamó la atención lo de los animales. A todos nos impresiona si fuimos un perro o algo así... Hala, la verdad, nosotros no conocemos a Dios y vivimos la vida con miedo.

—Pero, Charo, cuando nosotros fuimos otra cosa, no teníamos conciencia de humanos. Es decir, el perro siente como un perro, no como un humano. 

—Entonces nosotras vivimos hace millones de años en varias formas, ¿no? —me preguntó ella, muy insistente. 

—Sí. Yo tuve varias vidas a lo largo de millones de años, igual que vos. Hay ciertas personas que se quieren mucho y Dios las vuelve a juntar en otras vidas. Mi primer forma fue un eucalipto, pero también fui una cerda. Y fui una vaca.

—¿Una vaca, Hala? Ja, ja, ja. No te imagino como una vaca.

—Sí, Dios, con forma humana, me llevaba por todas partes, siempre al lado de Él. ¿Nunca viste las imágenes hinduístas de Krishna? ¿No te fijaste que siempre está con una vaca? Esa era yo —le dije sonriente.

—Ja, ja, ja. No me hagas reír, Hala.

—Claro. Dios me dijo que los amigos siempre le preguntaban por qué iba con la vaca a todas partes. Charo, siento ganas de dibujar una vaca.

—¿Pero Krishna es el Dios de los hindúes, no? —me preguntó ella. Sus ojos brillaban, tal vez de las carcajadas que le habían producido mis dichos.

—Tal vez sea una parte de Él. Si leíste mis cuentos entenderás de que Dios se dividió en varias partes. Pero todas forman una sola, sería algo así como células que conforman un núcleo. 

—Hala. ¡Qué interesante lo que me contás! ¿Y cómo se llamaba la vaca? —me preguntó intrigada.

—Se llamaba Sión, pero por favor no se lo cuentes a nadie, a ver si me vinculan con esa secta que mata palestinos. Yo los odio —le dije, fastidiosa.

—Seguro debe ser una burla a vos, Hala.

—No sé... ¡Qué se yo! La Biblia fue cambiada. Nadie sabe dónde está el original. ¿Pero querés que te cuente una cosa? —le dije.

—Sí, decime, Hala. No sé si esto lo escribirás en tu cuento. Solo te pido que no dés a conocer mi nombre verdadero —me imploró. 

—Para mí vos sos Charo, es un apodo. Yo tampoco me llamo Hala. Lo que te quería contar es que busqué esa palabra: «Sión» en la Biblia. Y habla de que tuvo una hija y de que Dios la mató. Y eso me llamó la atención. Sin embargo, en el Corán no está esa palabra. 

—Ay, Hala, me da miedo todo esto. Yo pienso que a mis padres los mataron en la isla Chechu. Tenemos que estudiar coreano. Y vamos a vivir a Corea. ¿Te parece?

Y seguimos estudiando. Yo contestaba las oraciones y ella las corregía. La noche se acercaba y debía irme.