#chats ⸻ draco & rae

[isolatednights]

the man has to bite his tongue to keep from snapping back at her as he trails after her retreating frame. "you certainly are, but one has to wonder why you're wasting your time speaking with him of all people. you do realize the mans reputation, do you not?"

"you're not my husband!" voice echoed through the halls as she stormed past the male, praying he would leave her alone for the evening after her outburst. "i am allowed to speak with whomever i chose."

for draco // @justsurv1vor

[gameofdrarry]

Wizards Hearts Recs: Crack!Fic

Wizards Hearts was a four-month-long Drarry reading fest. Players were given a playing deck of 52 tropes, and were asked to find 52 different fics to read and comment on to fill their decks. To prevent the same few fics from being read, fics were restricted to only being used for the game three times before being considered ineligible for further points. The tropes and submissions list can be found here.

Check out the masterlist of fics for this trope below the cut!

📜 Can't Afford to Fall by p1013 Rated:  Explicit Words:  100543 Tags: Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Auror Harry Potter, Ex-Auror Harry Potter, Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor Harry Potter, Potions Master Draco Malfoy, Past Draco Malfoy/Neville Longbottom, Draco Malfoy & Minerva McGonagall Friendship, Draco Malfoy & Rubeus Hagrid Friendship, Neville Longbottom & Draco Malfoy Friendship, House Elves, Hogwarts Castle, Quidditch, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Boggarts, Slow Burn, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Excessive Quidditch, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Harry Potter is Obsessed with Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy is Obsessed with Harry Potter, minor vomiting in the final chapter, Frottage, Getting Together, Pining, Mutual Pining, Angst with a Happy Ending, Resolved Sexual Tension, Idiots in Love, Injury Recovery, Emotional Constipation, Emotional Growth, did I mention slow burn?, POV Draco Malfoy Summary:  Looking at Harry Potter, the Savior of the Wizarding World, curled in on himself on a classroom floor, Draco can't help but think of that scared sixteen-year-old version of himself. All he wanted was for someone to help, to save him from his own choices. And here he is, with Harry Potter pooled before him like blood on tile, needing the same. Draco takes a hesitant step forward. He's on the edge of something, though he doesn't know what it is yet. But there's a choice before him, one he almost doesn't want to make. Draco's been the potions master at Hogwarts for four years. At the beginning of his fifth year, everything looks like it'll be smooth sailing. That is, until the new Defense against the Dark Arts teacher arrives and throws all of Draco's well-considered plans out the window. ❤️ Read on AO3

📜 to punch & to understand by canonjohnlock Rated:  Teen and Up Words:  12393 Tags: AU, text fic, Social Media AU, Alternate Universe - Non-Magical, Non-magical AU, Alternate Universe - Social Media, Harry and Draco text, Humor, Crack, Sexual Humor Summary:  The group chat names are all over the place, Hermione does a keg stand, and Ron passes out at dinner. ❤️ Read on AO3

📜 Ad Pavonem by Lomonaaeren Rated:  Mature Words:  29460 Tags: Aurors, Crack, Jealousy, Mystery, Peacocks, Birds, Master of Death Harry Potter Summary:  Draco Malfoy, who had seemed to be staying out of trouble after the war, has been connected to smugglers of Dark artifacts. Harry goes to investigate…and runs afoul of a defensive spell at the Manor that makes it highly improbable he can complete his mission. Much worse, Draco doesn’t even know the defensive spell has been triggered. ❤️ Read on AO3

📜 Ten Points for Gryffindor by VivacissimoVoce Rated:  Mature Words:  31395 Tags: Romance, Humor, Patronus, Christmas, Fluff, Redeemed Draco, Crack, Auror Harry, Transformation, Healers, Post-Hogwarts Summary:  It’s Christmas and Harry is growing antlers, but no one knows why. Perhaps Draco Malfoy can apply his expertise as a Healer and figure out how to remove them. ❤️ Read on AO3

📜 nailed by peachpety Rated:  Mature Words:  1788 Tags: Texting, Crack, Friends to Lovers, Oblivious Harry, Cock Soap, Dick Jokes Summary:  An innocent search for a birthday gift has Harry in quite a lather. ❤️ Read on AO3

📜 It’s a lovely day at Malfoy Manor, and Draco is a horrible goose by toutcequonveut Rated:  General Words:  2225 Tags: Alternate Universe - No Voldemort, Comedy, Humor, Fluff and Humor, Crack-ish, Untitled Goose Game References, Task Lists (Untitled Goose Game), Animagus Draco Malfoy, Based on a Tumblr Post, Crack Treated Seriously, ish, i dunno i can't tell what's crack anymore, Embedded Images, Getting Together, Animagus Summary:  What the title says ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ❤️ Read on AO3

📜 Three Wishes by PalenDrome (nerdherderette) Rated:  Explicit Words:  10161 Tags: Fairy Tale Elements, Fairy Godparents, Wish Fulfillment, Explicit Sexual Content, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Hand Jobs, Butt Plugs, Sex Toys, Implied Switching, Light Angst, Humor, Fluff and Crack, Confessions, Auror Harry Potter, Ministry of Magic Employee Draco Malfoy, Be Careful What You Wish For, Thirsty Draco Malfoy, POV Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, H/D Sex Fair 2020 Summary:  Draco meets his fairy godmother and is granted three wishes. Unfortunately, they all keep coming back to the same thing. [excerpt]: Pop! "Oh, wow," Vince says, and is that sarcasm Draco hears? "I never saw that coming." "What?" Draco opens his eyes. He's prepared for the theatrics of the puffs of smoke—Vince, despite the sudden career change, was never blessed with an overactive imagination—but what he was not prepared for was the sight of Harry Potter, bare-chested and dressed in arseless chaps, his hands bound and mouth wrapped around a ball gag while lying face down on Draco's sofa. ❤️ Read on AO3

📜 The Noble and Most Ancient Kettle of Black by MaesterChill, timothysboxers Rated:  Teen and Up Words:  8296 Tags: Established Relationship, Moving In Together, Sentient Objects, Tea, Bickering, more tea, Not all of it good, more bickering, POV Alternating, The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black, Fluff and Humor, Claustrophobia, Panic Attacks Summary:  Things get steamy in the newly formed Potter-Malfoy household. Unfortunately it's not in the sexy way you might expect... When a copper kettle and a porcelain teapot stir up tensions to boiling point, who will be the unlikely saviour to calm the troubled waters with a perfect cup of tea? ❤️ Read on AO3

📜 The Secret Diary of Draco Malfoy: Aristocrat, Ne'er do Well, Rampant Homosexual by Alysian_Fields Rated:  Mature Words:  73008 Tags: Humor, Crack, Explicit Language, Sexual Content Summary:  Draco is the bitchy gay wizard version of Bridget Jones. And he has a huge crush on a certain Boy Wonder... ❤️ Read on AO3

📜 Malfoy's Secret by justasnake Rated:  Explicit Words:  24059 Tags: Crack, Smut, Alternate Universe - Crack, Gratuitous Smut, Crack Treated Seriously, Shameless Smut, Hogwarts Eighth Year, Doppelcest, Snakes, Time Travel, Shrinking, Character Turned Into a Ghost, Hyperdimensional Bondage, Underwater Blow Jobs, Bodyswap, Coffee Shops, Public Blow Jobs, Eventual Plot Summary:  The Malfoy family holds an ancient and terrible secret. Harry finds out what the secret is on page one. 90% Drarry smut/crack, 10% discussion of higher-dimensional physics. COMPLETE! ❤️ Read on AO3

📜 So find your happiness by LakeWitch Rated:  Mature Words:  40731 Tags: Mentions Of Infidelity, not drarry though, Swearing, Drinking, Drunkenness, Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World, Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things, POV Draco Malfoy, Computers, YouTube, Ibiza, This was all an excuse to research Ibiza as if I was planning a vacation, Dancing, Clubbing, Sexual Tension, charity work, Beaches, Stargazing, Television Watching, Skinny Dipping, Brief talk about Muggle religion, Confessions, there is some drama, someone cries, custard, Literal Sleeping Together, No Smut, crackish?, Crack Treated Seriously, at least, The crack bits include:, DJ Harry Potter, Draco singing along to Britney Spears, Harry makes YouTube videos of himself dancing in his living room, Harry's ringtone is the intro to Aaliyah's Try Again, Too many late 90s/early 00s RnB and Pop references, yes Harry is a DJ in Ibiza, Draco plays Boyz II Men when he's pining, mentions of clown sex, pandemic brain wrote this, ignore me, Oh and Also, Possessive Behavior, Gaslighting, this is really a mixed bag, but mostly enjoying Ibiza and friendly conversation, And lots of dancing, Draco Malfoy is Obsessed with Harry Potter, Stalking, but with good intentions, Meddling Pansy Parkinson, everything I write is essentially the same story Summary:  Thanks to a special interest in Muggle culture, Pansy comes across something rather interesting on the internet: someone who looks very much like Harry Potter is posting videos of himself dancing on YouTube under the name "Evan James". But Harry Potter has been missing and unheard of for years. They say he couldn't take the fame and he'd just up and left the UK behind, with rumour placing him somewhere on the Continent. When Pansy shows Draco one of the videos, something ... well, awakens in him. Something he had very much tried to move on from and forget—that he has loved Harry Potter ever since they were fourteen. Pansy convinces Draco that it's time he travels to Ibiza to find Harry and "shoot his shot", once and for all. ❤️ Read on AO3

📜 Bitch, I'm Harry Potter by Aylaar Rated:  Mature Words:  12068 Tags: Crack, Fluff and Humor, crackfic, This is crack, What the hell did I write this for, Hogwarts Eighth Year, This Is STUPID, Song Lyrics, Parody, Drarry, Love, Flirting, Kissing, boys, Gay, Help, Pansy is a VSCO Girl, Draco is embarrassed, Skateboards, Dyed hair, Harry wears vans, and he sings songs, really awkwardly, i cant believe i wrote this, I'm super weird, I'm Sorry, Famous Harry, Good Draco Malfoy, POV Draco Malfoy, Oblivious Draco Malfoy, Alternative Energy, Not Epilogue Compliant, Epilogue? what epilogue, Out of Character, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Crack Relationships, Draco is sassy, Why Does Draco Roll His Eyes SO MUCH, Hermione Wants Pansy, Pansy Wants Hermione, it's cute, Pansmione Will Happen, I promise, Blaise Might Want Ginny, Ron Loves Chicken, Song: Toxic (Britney Spears), Song: Sad (XXXTENTACION), Song: Buy U A Drank (T-Pain), References to VSCO Girls, References to Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe, I May Have Made a TikTok Reference, I'm 26 and I act like a 14 Year Old, Cute Boys Singing To Each Other, Happy Ending, Boys' Love, Boys In Love, Marriage Proposal Summary:  It's Eighth Year at Hogwarts and Harry Potter rocks up with a skateboard, turquoise hair and is fully prepared to prank, annoy and act completely ridiculous. It could be for the attention of Malfoy, it may not be. Who knows? This is a crack fic, it's not serious what so ever and really just a fic full of ridiculousness. This is for my favourite Mommy Puff Complete ❤️ Read on AO3

📜 Surprise us by tomoewantsdolls Rated:  General Words:  1036 Tags: Drarropoly 2.0 - A Drarry Game/Fest, Portkeys, Travel, Crack, Humor, a pissed off portkey official is vengeful, Mythical Beings & Creatures Summary:  A pissed off portkey officer sends Harry and Draco to an unknown destination. ❤️ Read on AO3

[condoonmywrist]

2017 Songs

1. Young Thug - Safe

2. Future - Fresh Air

3. Frank Ocean - Chanel

4. Playboi Carti - Magnolia

5. Swae Lee - Unforgettable (Feat. Wizkid)

6. Migos - T-Shirt

7. Playboi Carti - Dothatshit!

8. Gunna - Belly of the Beast

9. Ty Dolla $ign - Lil Favorite (Feat. MadeinTYO)

10. 03 Greedo - Never Bend

The rest:

2 Chainz - OG Kush Diet

03 Greedo - Small Dollas

03 Greedo - Would U Mind

03 Greedo - Mei Mei

018 Lane - What U Know (Feat. Jimmy Wopo)

21 Savage - Bank Account

21 Savage - FaceTime

21 Savage - Numb

21 Savage - Dead People

21 Savage - Whole Lot

21 Savage - Issa (Feat. Young Thug & Drake)

21 Savage - Run Up The Racks

21 Savage & Offset - Rap Saved Me (Feat. Quavo)

30 Glizzy - RTN

A$AP Mob - RAF (Feat. Playboi Carti, Quavo, Lil Uzi Vert & Frank Ocean)

Baka Not Nice - Live Up To My Name

Cardi B - Bodak Yellow

Chance The Rapper - Big Bs (Feat. Young Thug)

Chief Keef - Text

Chief Keef - Told Y’all

Chief Keef - Can You Be My Friend

Chief Keef - My Baby

Chief Keef - You & Me

Chief Keef - Whoa

Chief Keef - Grab a Star

Chief Keef - Slow Dance

Chief Keef - Empty

Chief Keef - Reefah

Chief Keef - Knock It Off

Desiigner - Thank God I Got It

Drake - Free Smoke

Drake - Sacrifices (Feat. 2 Chainz & Young Thug)

Drake - Ice Melts (Feat. Young Thug)

Famous Dex & Rich The Kid - No Noise

Fmb Dz - The Truth

Frank Ocean - Biking

Frank Ocean - Lens

Frank Ocean - Provider

Fredo Santana - Go Live (Feat. Chief Keef, Ballout & Tadoe)

Future - Good Dope

Future - Draco

Future - Mask Off

Future - High Demand

Future - I’m So Groovy

Future - Might as Well

Future - Extra Luv (Feat. YG)

Future - My Collection

Future - Lookin Exotic

Future - Damage

Future - Hallucinating

Future - Solo

Future - Sorry

Future - Feed Me Dope

Future & Young Thug - All da Smoke

Future & Young Thug - 200

Future & Young Thug - Real Love

G Herbo - Lil Gangbangin Ass

Gucci Mane - I Get The Bag (Feat. Migos)

Gunna - Drip or Drown

Gunna - Phase

Jacquees - Sink (Feat. FYBTevin, Boakie & DC DaVinci)

Kap G - Slumped

Kehlani - Piece of Mind

Kendrick Lamar - Element

Kendrick Lamar - Loyalty (Feat. Rihanna)

Kendrick Lamar - Pride

Kendrick Lamar - Lust

Kendrick Lamar - Love (Feat. Zacari)

Kendrick Lamar - God

Kodak Black - U Ain’t Never

Kodie Shane - NOLA

Koly P - Back Again

Koran Streets - Fired Up

Lil Baby - Narcs

Lil Baby - Rider (Feat. Young Thug)

Lil Baby - Freestyle

Lil Durk & Lil Reese - Distance

Lil Peep - No Respect Freestyle

Lil Pump - Flex Like Ouu

Lil Uzi Vert - Dark Queen

Lil Uzi Vert - XO Tour Lif3

Lil Uzi Vert & A$AP Rocky - Metro Boomin Freestyle

Meek Mill - Save Me

Meek Mill - We Ball (Feat. Young Thug)

Migos - Call Casting

Miguel - Sky Walker (Feat. Travis Scott)

Mike Will Made It - Bars of Soap (Feat. Swae Lee)

Mike Will Made It - Come Down (Feat. Chief Keef & Rae Sremmurd)

Mozzy - The People Plan

Mozzy - Sleep Walkin

Nef The Pharaoh - Back Out (Feat. Ty Dolla $ign)

Nef The Pharoah - Bass Head

Nef The Pharoah - My Way (Freestyle)

OMB Peezy - Talk My Shit (Feat. Yhung TO)

Peewee Longway - Rerocc

Peewee Longway - Creep

Playboi Carti - Location

Playboi Carti - Wokeuplikethis* (Feat. Lil Uzi Vert)

Playboi Carti - Let It Go

Playboi Carti - Other Shit

Playboi Carti - No. 9

Playboi Carti - Lame N****z

Playboi Carti - Flex (Feat. Leven Kali)

Playboi Carti - Kelly K

Pologang Kentae - Backstreet Baby

Pressa - Flashy (Feat. FridaiNite)

Rae Sremmurd - Perplexing Pegasus

Rich Gang (Birdman & Young Thug) - Bit Bak

Rich Homie Quan - Heart Cold

Rich The Kid & Famous Dex - Windmill

RJmrLA - Is It Mine (Feat. Ty Dolla $ign)

Sahbabii - Purple Ape (Feat. 4orever)

Sahbabii - Pull Up wit ah Stick (Feat. Loso Loaded)

Sahbabii - Marsupial Superstars (Feat. T3)

Sahbabii - Chit Chat

Shy Glizzy - GG Worldwide

Skooly - My Brother Had Dope Before He Left

Smino - Anita (Remix) (Feat. T-Pain)

Smino - Father Son Holy Smoke

Smino - B Role

Smino - Blkoscars (Feat. Jay2)

Smino - Amphetamine

Spaghetti J - Give It To Her (Feat. Slimelife Shawty, Slimeball Kelly, Lil Reek, Maja Got It & Zack Slime Fr)

Thouxanbandfauni - Lessgetit

Travis Scott - Butterfly Effect

Travis Scott & Quavo - Saint Laurent Mask

Trippie Redd - It Takes Time

Trippie Redd - Hellboy

Trippie Redd - Owee (Feat. 6ix9ine & UnoTheActivist)

Trippie Redd - Deadman’s Wonderland

Ty Dolla $ign - Famous

Ty Dolla $ign - Don’t Sleep On Me (Feat. Future & 24hrs)

Ty Dolla $ign - All The Time

Ty Dolla $ign - Side Effects

Ty Dolla $ign - Message In A Bottle

Ty Dolla $ign - In Your Phone (Feat. Lauren Jauregui)

Tyler, The Creator - I Ain’t Got Time!

UnoTheActivist - FreeSmoke

Valee - Diamonds

Valee - Acid

Yhung T.O. - Slidin

Yhung T.O. - Shots Fired

Young Scooter - Cook Up (Feat. Young Thug)

Young Thug - Family Don’t Matter (Feat. Millie Go Lightly)

Young Thug - Daddy’s Birthday

Young Thug - Relationship (Feat. Future)

Young Thug - You Said

Young Thug - On Fire

Young Thug - Get High (Feat. Lil Durk & Snoop Dogg)

Young Thug - Oh Yeah

Young Thug - Best Thing Of All Time

Young Thug - Free Blac Youngsta

Z Money - Two 16′s (Feat. Valee)

Zoey Dollaz - Bad Tings (Richmix) (Feat. Future & Tory Lanez)

Zona Man - Cold World (Feat. Future & Bump J)