#chat w/ blu sniper!

[thescoutgaymer]

HELLOOOOOO I'm Scout (duh) 💪

I've seen some other blogs 'round here and decided to take part in it, no big deal

I'll probably reblog stuff most of the time, but I'm down to talk to fellow mercs and answer any asks 🙏

I ALSO DRAW! So I'll try to draw any asks if I can!!! But I've been busy with killin' and being awesome to draw much sadly

#sciut's reblogs - for my awesome reblogs 💪

#scout's posts - basic text posts :)

#scout's art - my art, obv

#scout's chats - me just chattin' with ppl on this site

#scout's asks - asks that I've answered

#scout's pics - stuff I take pictures of 👍 (includes selfies)

#scout's stuf - other posts that idk how to label

That's all for now! (P.s, in the tags are some other ones I use)

[thescoutgaymer]

Eww! What tha hell- I just sprayed ya with some water!

Screw you!

*I'd throw some moldy bread at him from my pockets before running away*

Oh hey! If it ain't Blu Snipah! Say, I got a gift for ya!

*he grinned before spraying him with his water gun*

- @thescoutgaymer

Eh? What is it, ya wanke- GAH! What the bloody 'ell is wrong with ya?!

[He tossed a jarate jar at the other Scout.]

[numberonekoalawitch]

Another snipercest fic.....-_-

Enjoy.

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It was a cold night at the Red base in 2fort, while the Red team were chit chatting about what they are going to do at the weekend. Scout really wanted to date Miss Pauling, but Spy kept on telling him that she is not interested in men, while Demoman will be buying beer for his team especially for himself as he hopped on the teleporter then whizzed away. 

The RED Sniper had his own plan for the weekend, as he leaned near his position for sniping. Looking at the opposite side of the base, there he saw the Blu Sniper sharpening her knife while chatting with the Blu Engineer. When the Engineer left, Sniper went back to the respawn room.

He grabbed his mask that Spy gave him to disguise himself as a Blu sniper, then secretly headed to the sewers. When he arrived at the Blu base sewers, he spotted an engineer sleeping on his rancho relaxo. Being as quiet as possible, he hopped on the teleporter and sent him to the 3rd floor of the base.

He saw her on her sniping post then turned around and smiled. "You're late.." She said. The RED sniper raised an eyebrow placing his fists on his hips then laughed.

"I’m not so surprised, love" He responded and hopped down off the teleporter. She ran up to him and kissed him hard.

"You're really missing me aren't you?" He smirked. As he wrapped his arms around her then dove in the kiss. She pulled him in the darkness and took off his mask as it revealed his red uniform. "You want to sneak in to me tomorrow?"

She nodded then kissed his neck passionately then wrapped her around him. She can feel his warm hands smoothing her thighs then held her head to draw her closer. They hummed in the kiss which made them want to kiss more. When they heard noises from the otherside. they stopped.

"Ugh my team is doing some poker tonight…not that interested" She wrinkled her face on the dislike of her team. "Kinda tired mate"

“I know something that might interest ya” He said as he leaned forward to whisper something with a cheeky grin. She smiled then kissed his check for a sign that she liked it.

"Well I'll see you tomorrow then?" 

"Yup" They kissed once again then the RED Sniper went back to his team's base.

The next day, both teams screamed and yelled at each other while shooting. Trying to get the intelligence. The Blu fem sniper arranged her hat then levelled her scope to shoot her enemy.

The Red Sniper was also dealing with a Spy who was trying to aim to stab his back. He kicked him then the Spy lost his balance then fell backwards to the open window as he fell. He heard a bone crack from  him as he screamed. "Take that you scoundrel!" He bellowed.

The Blu sniper laughed quietly at her teammate who was in pain. When she looked at her left side, Red Spy charged at her with his knife. "Great," She said with frown on her face.

When the Announcer announced that the Red team had won, they cheered then mocked the Blu team with their insults. But the RED Sniper only stayed silent because he knew his lover is from the Blu team. So, he sighed then watched.

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Later that night, the BLU Fem Sniper sneaked past the Red team to get to her lover. When she arrived at the place where she needed to be, he came out of his van then led her inside. 

She kissed him when the door closed behind her, they both hummed through the kisses. When they stopped he took off his shirt then tossed it on the sofa to his right and walked to the light switch.

"That….was a rough battle right?" She said

"Ya it was…at least we get to do something together after that ya?" He grinned.

Smiled sheepishly then also took off her shirt. She remembered when that Spy ruined her shirt earlier that made a cut from her side. Frowning at the cut she tossed her shirt to the sofa where his shirt was. Looking around at the room to look for him, she turned her head to see him smiling at her with a sexy grin. He switched off the lights then  everything became dark. She can hear him coming towards her then felt her lips were on his.

The kiss became passionate as they mumbled through each other. He can hear her saying something as he extracted from her lips to kiss at the back of her ear. "Can we just do this on the bed?" she said 

He nodded and they both climbed on the bed. He removed her trousers then saved her underwear for the last. His hands roughly smoothed her body as he tried to cover her and himself under the blanket. 

"Hmm" She hummed, feeling satisfied when he cuddled with her. Wrapping his arms around her then snuggling at the back of her neck. Humming again, which made him kiss her back, while seeing the scars. When she turned around then drew him closer for another.

"You want more love?" He cooed. She did not respond but still kissed his cheek. "I guess that’s a yes…"

She laughed then climbed on top of him to pin him down. But she does not have enough strength to do it, but instead he grabbed to also tug her down. She can hear him purring at her then leaning to grab for another tight kiss.

"Hmm…you have a very nice neck love" He laughed then kissed her neck. She nodded and laughed thinking it might be his jokes. They enjoyed their time together through kisses and talking but before she could continue, she first wanted to wrap her arms around him. Problem was her arms were tied up. "I really love you, Mundy..." She moaned with delight.

"I love ya too, Sheila..." He smiled. "I loved ya ever since I first saw ya through my scope..."

"Hmm" She responded

Sniper can remember the first time he saw her on the battlefield. It made that feeling made his stomach churn and a hard feeling or the urge to talk to her. But confessing his feelings to her, made him better after all those times of keeping it to himself. The only worry he had is that the Administrator would find out.

Nothing bad is going to happen right? He thought then stopped. Thinking about the future of what will happen to the both of them. "You alright?" She wondered.

"Hmm? Oh nah its fine"

"It's about our relationship, right?" She let out a sigh. "I know you've been thinking about it...so am I.."

He nodded then released her hands from tugging them down. "I know it’s…I mean uh" She waited for his speech on what he was trying to say until he got his words out. “I don’t know what will happen if they knew”

"I know" She said. "I…I understand, If we get caught it’s a problem" they looked away from each other in silence thinking on what they should do when their teams find out. For Sniper he tried not to think about it then spoke.

"Well…we will think about this another time alright? Not right now" He suggested. Looking at her smiling again and nodding. "So….where were we?" trying to think where they left off. He saw her wrapping around his neck then kissing him to come closer, embracing her then dove into the kiss.

That morning, Sniper woke up and looked at his side to see her sleeping softly and soundly. He smiled and huddled with her, until she woke up. Looking at each other, and noticing they were naked, they both blushed and laughed. The sun rose on the horizon and the room filled with small light.

He was about to grab his shirt when suddenly she took it from him while smirking. Looking at her, she worn his shirt. "L-Love?!" He chuckled and at the same time confused. "Why you wearing my shirt?"

"Hmm? So?"

"Well…." He looked down and up to her face, he now blushed and suddenly thought that she looked great in his shirt. Watching her get up to grab her undergarments his face was heating up, he then scooped her up to meet his face from above. Arms were holding from her waist and her arms were at his neck

"What the-?" She yelped in surprise while blushing again. She looked at him to see his face blushing also.

"S-sorry love…it’s just that..you look pretty in my shirt" He breathed while watching her laugh and rested her forehead on his.

"Why, thank you" While the sunrise kept coming up, it shined on them through the other curtains, he kissed her by the time she got down.

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END.

[mercenarypark]

that screenshot em submitted was from an hour long, agonizing 2fort game w/ awful ppl who spammed slurs, including one particular shithead on the enemy team[blu] who would get REAAAALLY foulmouthed when they got headshot. and we had 4 snipers on red. it got to the point where even the other ppl in game were sick of them whining and screaming homophobic and racist insults in chat, and both Em and i told them to shut the fuck up already; and then red team started all changing to sniper, w/ BLU team encouraging us /specifically/ to spite this one asshole i think we had 6 snipers plus me, having switched strategies to a crusader’s crossbow battle medic[i refuse to play sniper. ever. i have dignity] and joined the battlements. thats 7 snipers[1 “sniper”] out of 11 players anyway eventually they said, and i quote, “IM RAGEQUITTING” in chat and left, to a general chorus of “god FINALLY” this is basicallt only screencap i have, sadly, from right after they left; u can see at the top the sheer number of snipers we have, and in the chat both em and i saying “thank god”: