#chat noi

[izanogi]

I was so incredibly tired when I decided to read chapters 5 & 6 at 7am with maybe 4 hours of sleep. I cried a lot

from Drowning (in plain sight) by @buggachat

[dogandcatcomics]

#repost @petopaj Peter Larsen (Copenhagen, Denmark, 1984-). First image is Uden Titel XVII, 2023, reduction woodcut on 220 g. paper, 39 x 53,4 cm, edition of 7. Second image is Uden Titel VI, 2023, reduction woodcut on 220 g. paper, 39 x 53,4 cm, edition of 8. Third image is Cat of Many Eyes, 2023, ceramic stoneware, 30 x 27 x 17 cm. I appreciate Larsen's frequent portrayals of canine and feline subjects. Thanks to @limitedworks for the tip.

[fartzapril]

Wedding ended early guys

[oceano-mare-azzurro]

Quanto sei bella, ti appisoli per un po e poi ti addormenti tra le mie braccia.

Il tempo che mi alzo per andare a bere un caffè e ti ritrovo girata verso il mio cuscino per abbracciarlo.

Ma mi chiedo, come ti sei trovata tra le mie braccia?

È bastato un attimo per capirlo, un attimo per assaporarlo questo splendido e incontrollabile disastro.

[silkval]

Finding mlm writing blogs feels like finding a treasure tbh. I just hate that some wlm blogs forget to tag it as fem!reader and i always get jumpscared

YES. it's a constant cycle of seeing a cool post n seeing the tags arent masc/fem specific and just hoping that means it's gender neutral... only 2 be met with BOOM she her or POW reader has a pussy 90% of the time and it's like. awh :(

a bit of a rant but it's startin to annoy me how many fem readers are hanging around on mlm blogs. like. don't u have enough content out there already girlies?..?? is it that hard to respect a mlm blog?? i wonder if I'm just overreacting but. augh. anyway happy to be of service to the pretty boys of tumblr :)

[dead-set-goat]

Although spotify does it for you, i think it’s better to make your own music-year-review list. I want to share a few songs (and maybe a few words about them too) that have inspired, helped, impressed or spoke to me. This is also a very light personal year-review.

No particular order!

Every Day is Halloween by Ministry

Obviously, listened to this constantly in October but really works any day of the year, the message gets me going. Moving away from my parents and my hometown that very October, I felt free as all hell, free to be who I want to be, dress how I want to dress (or at least try!), it makes me want to fight for my skin :

I exclusively listen to music from an MP3 player when I’m out, fuck smartphones :))))))))), so the story of this: downloaded this whole album to my MP3 player for my trip to Greece this summer because I’d be out a lot, was just curious about ska punk, never listened to it before. And yeah, I fell in love with this, and Capdown. I listen to this when I’m on a rush always, gets me flying! (Yeah, nothing beats running and panicking about being late to an appointment to this)

Can’t recommend Swans early stuff enough! And the new stuff as well. Could swap this for Power for Power on Filth as well. Really good mechanic beats and cold lyrics, walking through a city as lively as it is decayed to this feels just right. A great inspiration for what I’d like to achieve with my music.

I quite enjoy (love with a burning passion) this album for the most part, I don’t listen to drum n’ bass on it’s own but, the metal combo to me hits just perfect. I think this song has the perfect amount of agression, melancholy, explosive distortion, and the best whiney guitar ever! I swear I can hear words of lament in that guitars voice… it’s awesome. It’s a very good song to drown out the noise of the Subway…

This album as a whole. My anxieties and anticipations for the future, my nostalgia and existential terror, agitated into soundwaves. Listening to this, on a suffocating late August afternoon while driving, feels like a thousand spent lifetimes.

I listened to this on easily one of the most emotionally charged days of my life. I was on a car trip across the country, it really hits different with neverending crop fields and rural sights and abandoned factories… For more context about the song, it’s a mockery of the former communist regime, the singer is posing as the dictator, singing about a carefree land preparing for winter, in which “everything is wonderful” and “perfect”.

This is a commuting staple. An industrial rock banger! I think the sound is easy to get into, good for guitars, good for the dance floors, a perfect combo. A fair bit of Machines of Loving Grace songs hooked me instantly.

Absolute dance staple. Strapped it to a wall in the hall of dancing-with-your-last-breath.

I had a panic attack while driving to this, on a bridge. That was an exciting time. I was going to the beach. In the winter. All the vibes were off that day, but in the best way possible. And this song took them all, it’s preserving them like alcohol. Oh also, saw a guy at the gym near my house that had a HEALTH tshirt and I was like, yoo, cool! Because really, rarely do you see people with taste here hah.

One of my industrial fascinations. Not exactly the eye opener (I’ll have that guy show up later), but my, sound has never felt so powerful and it’s not even booming-lound. I highly suggest listening this surround, but even stereo, it’s such a disorienting, enveloping experience.

OH SHIT. Audio limit for this post???

Look out for part 2

[ninefuckingoneone-ssideblog]

If actively human hunter why chompable :((

Derpy ears

(via)

[randombloops]

Guys does anyone have tips to talk to ppl I forgot how to :(

[buggachat]

adrien never went to public school / adrienette have never met AU where Ladynoir are dating but Marinette has beef with Adrien Agreste™ on twitter, spurred by her interest in the fashion industry and her friendship with Mylene. ads are all over the place of Adrien promoting products like air in a bottle and NFTs and just generally so many products that are extremely poor taste/bad for the environment. Marinette tweets about beauty standards in the industry and all the shit Gabriel brand does to the environment and how Adrien Agreste perfectly encapsulates it all.

Adrien, of course, never responds to any of her tweets. her tweets are just white noise in the background. she is nowhere near on his level. one day Marinette tweets out something akin to "if I saw Adrien Agreste irl i'd punch him in the face" and her twitter gets banned for Threats of Violence, Alya draws attention to the injustice of it via the Ladyblog and suddenly "I want to punch Adrien Agreste in the face [gets banned]" becomes a bit of a meme. NOW people know who Marinette is and are listening to what she's saying (on her new account or whatever). Chat Noir also tweets that he wants to punch Adrien in the face

A hashtag trends. Marinette caves and starts tweeting about the scandals of the industry on her Ladybug twitter too. Adrien's twitter and instagram comments are flooded with both threats to punch him but also just generally critical comments like "nice pic and all but are you not going to address the sweatshop allegations?". Adrien still does not address it. At most he turns comments off. Marinette is gnawing at the wood of her desk.

Then a Ladybug and Chat Noir identity reveal happens.

Marinette is stunned. Absolutely mouth agape. Cannot form words. Chat Noi— NO, ADRIEN— ADRIEN FUCKING AGRESTE looks at her and is like "oh ha :) .... Marinette Dupain-Cheng, right? You're the girl who wanted to punch me hahaha"

after recovering from her world being shattered, she's like...... "hahaha...... um............... yeah...... uh..... so you... DO know who i am. and you're just. ignoring it then. hahaha... ok... thats....... fine..... anyway..... u-uh...... im not... gonna actually punch you. but. um. k-kitty do you um. maybe want to stop promoting deforestation and all that"

he's like "I don't"

she's like. "yes you do. literally in your newest ad you said to the camera 'who needs trees when bottled air is the way of the future'. like did you really read that line out loud and not see a problem with it"

"yeah, that wasn't me"

"what are you talking abou—"

"it's deepfaked"

"..... what"

"all of my ads in the past few years are deepfakes. I complained too much so my father fired me. turns out that i signed away all rights to my face and voice to him when I was 13 or something. he can just use my face and voice and name however he wants. he generates ads. i dont even have access to the 'Adrien Agreste' twitter or insta accounts. sometimes he makes me do runways but beyond that I'm not involved in all."

"... ... ... ... ... what"

"yeah haha... :") im sorry. i wish i could help you more. but he never listens to me. i don't like it either, i.... i've asked him to stop sooo many times. but he never listens to me. i hate seeing my face used without my consent but haha.... i don't... have any rights here so. sorry. i really wish i could help more"

and now marinette hates "Adrien Agreste"™ ads/posts EVEN MORE and is threatening to kill Gabriel Agreste himself. all while kissing the real adrien agreste silly

[oceano-mare-azzurro]

Preferisco mille volte aggiustare un telefono vecchio anziché perdere la nostra chat

@oceano-mare-azzurro

[wowwwhi]

now i COUKD JYST- oh shitt wait my poll. hangnon. now i coudk just. dowhat OVER says and not like???????go into bear infested terirktory?

bur also. a) mama dint raise no quitter and b) i think my.memoties of thay night are now so far behind me im pretty sure it canthave been that bad. right?????

c). i cant die. right??? right???

[nguyenthanhtamsblog]

Giáo Án Giáo Dục Thể Chất Lớp 11 Sách Kết Nối Tri Thức

Bộ giáo án Giáo dục thể chất lớp 11 sách Kết nối tri thức giúp thầy/cô tham khảo các hoạt động thể dục thể thao, học cách xây dựng chế độ dinh dưỡng và lối sống lành mạnh. Cách trình bày tinh tế, hình ảnh sinh động và cách diễn đạt sáng tạo sẽ tạo điểm nhấn độc đáo trong quá trình dạy học.

Chi tiết: https://topskkn.com/giao-an-giao-duc-the-chat-lop-11-sach-ket-noi-tri-thuc/

[best4team]

Giáo Án Giáo Dục Thể Chất lớp 11 Sách Kết Nối Tri Thức Đầy Đủ (Word & Slide)

Trong bài viết dưới đây, Best4team tổng hợp và giới thiệu đến bạn đọc kho giáo án Giáo dục thể chất lớp 11 sách Kết Nối Tri Thức gồm bản Word và Powerpoint xuất sắc nhất.

Tham khảo: https://best4team.com/giao-an/giao-an-giao-duc-the-chat-lop-11-sach-ket-noi-tri-thuc/

[maythanhbinh]

MÁY CO MÀNG NHIỆT UY TÍN CHẤT LƯỢNG

Máy co màng nhiệt là máy bọc màng co sử dụng để co màng thành lốc, thành khối. Hoặc bọc màng các loại sản phẩm chè, cà phê, thạch rau câu, giấy, mắc áo. .

Phân loại máy co màng nhiệt:

 Máy khò màng cầm tay hay máy khò màng co : là loại máy rẻ nhất, nhỏ gọn. Máy có kích thước chỉ tương đương với một chiếc máy sấy tóc. Tuy nhiên nhược điểm là lớp màng bọc độ thẩm mỹ thấp, lớp bọc không sát.

Máy bọc màng nhiệt bán tự động: Là loại máy đang  được sử dụng nhiều nhất hiện nay .Máy có giá thành hợp lý, phù hợp với quy mô của nhiều cơ sở, doanh nghiêp.

Máy co rút màng tự động: Máy được sử dụng  tại các dây chuyền khép kín .Máy thường được tích hợp thêm các chức năng cắt dán tự động màng co. Máy có giá thành cao hơn nhiều so với máy cầm tay ,bán tự động. Lợi ích lớn nhất là tiếc kiệm được nhiều nhân công ở khâu cắt màng co. Và hơn hết máy co đều, đẹp.

Máy Thanh Bình tự hào là đơn vị cung cấp các loại co màng  tốt nhất trên thị trường hiện nay.

Ví Dụ : Máy khò màng co cầm tay, máy co màng bát đĩa, máy bọc màng co mỹ phẩm, máy co màng bình nước,máy co màng nắp chai bằng tay,màng co nhiệt cổ chai

 Máy Thanh Bình đảm bảo chất lượng,tốt nhất, dịch vụ sửa chữa bảo hành hậu ,giá cả tốt nhất.

Xem thếm:https://maythanhbinh24h.com/may-co-mang-uy-tin-chat-luong-tai-ha-noi-gia-tot

[duskerot]

dusk , its me Wilburfrom tumblr. hiya

HI there wilbur , on tumblr its me dusk. thanks for writing !

hows ur night going? im actually just about to go to bed LOL

[ma1dita]

Duddee, now you gotta write luke proposing to trouble, you simply cannot now IBHBHKK

the perfect weekend

a ‘partners in crime’ alternate universe installment - luke castellan x dionysus!reader

alternate universe masterpost

words: 1.2k (this was too cute the word count escaped me)

summary: alternate universe - the perfect weekend with your perfect boy, even if he thinks otherwise

a/n: happy luke happy luke happy luke FIANCE LUKE 

(posted 2/4/23 unbetad and written on caffeine)

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This weekend felt like a dream.

Luke took you to your favorite spots that you’ve both carved memories out of in Westport, buying you and his mom gorgeous fresh flowers from the farmers’ market, and he let you drag him around his hometown, spending hours in tiny antique shops and the record store on Main Street. He couldn’t get over how you always found fun in the simple things— even going to the pharmacy to pick up his mom’s medication felt like going to Disney World with you. He couldn’t be more sure of his decision, it was almost inconceivable to spend another day without you being his fiancee.

But luck wasn’t known to be on his side, after all (yeah, thanks dad). Luke’s always had to work harder to get what he wants, and he’s spent the past few years trying to prove himself to your dad—though deep down, he thinks Mr. D doesn’t mind him as much as he makes it seem. (Asking him for his blessing last week over a bottle of wine and a bone-shaking hug scared the wits out of him. He pretended to not notice the god cry.)

Luke just wants to give you what you deserve. And if he needs to spend the rest of his life working on it to prove it, he ought to do it with you by his side.

But he couldn’t think of how.

He tried proposing over dinner last night, with the smell of burnt cookies in the air, but that wasn’t romantic at all, and his hands were shaking so hard he knocked a glass over, prompting you and his mom to fuss over the mess and giggle over his silliness. You both chatted deep into the night, Luke sitting quietly and nodding at two of his favorite women babbling about who knows what (Sometimes he’s still convinced you like his mom more than him, but the way you both take care of him makes him tear up if he thinks too hard about it).

When you went horseriding this afternoon, he set up a picnic for lunch, which was romantic. Chocolate-covered strawberries and sandwiches made by mom, sparkling cider twinkling in the sun. Luke was sure it was going to be great timing— until he realized the ring box fell out of his pocket again, and he slipped in manure trying to rush you back to the house (The sound of your laughter at clumsiness made his heart warm though, and it almost made up for the three hours he looked for the stupid box in the grass that night when you fell asleep with his tiny Star Wars-themed flashlight).

He woke you up early before the sun rose, carrying you out to the car still bundled up in his old Toy Story throw blanket that you wouldn’t let him toss out when he brought it to college (The faded pictures of Buzz and Woody kept a smile on your face, and the memories it brought make you feel connected to 9-year-old Luke). The drive to the beach was short, a sleepy smile on your face as you felt Luke grab onto your hand, sand getting between your toes before he laid out a blanket and the both of you sat down.

Cracking open a redbull for the both of you to sip on, you leaned against his muscled frame, legs hanging over his lap as he wiped the sand off your feet, holding you close as he smiled.

“Good morning, handsome,” you grinned, leaning up for a kiss. Luke obliged, savoring the taste of you mixed with sleep and artificial peach. Your noses nudge against each other before he mumbles a reply, “Good morning, pretty girl.”

“Y’know? I could die happy just like this. I can’t think of anything else that would make this weekend more perfect.”

Luke hummed in contemplation, “I could think of a few things,” he said, as a laugh bubbled from his lips. A noise of confusion rose from you as you reached up to dust lint off his shirt before your knee nudged something hard in his pocket, and your eyebrow raised in mischief.

“Dirty boy, you get me out of your mom’s house and you’re already excited?”

And he laughed the stress off until it freed itself from his bones, pure elation radiating off of him before Eos even had a chance to spread her first rays of light into the sky. 

He’s never needed perfect.

He just needs you.

His hands dug into his pocket, pulling out the ring box that’s caused him so much trouble this weekend. But a life with you should’ve already prepared him for that—and the shock on your face became funnier when you launched yourself on top of him, kicking up sand and taking the air out of his lungs.

You both hit the ground with a loud thud, your nose buried in his chest as he chuckles at your scream. Why was he even worried to begin with? 

“Wait, wait, I still have something to say trouble, don’t jump ahead of the script!”

His hand rubbed your back in gentle strokes as he popped the box open to reveal a delicate golden band with two diamonds juxtaposed against each other sitting pretty on top.

“It’s always been you and me. And I’ve spent hours thinking of what to say, days trying to figure out when the time would be right, months working for a pretty ring that’s perfect for you, years loving you… and well… I want more. I want this, you and me spending the rest of our lives together because I can’t comprehend a future without you. I’d do anything for you trouble, and I don’t believe in much, but I believe in you. Us.”

You’ve cried so hard by this point that you’re convinced it’s so goddamn ugly but Luke smiles at you like he’s been promised immortality. And perhaps he has, with the future you two will have scrolling through his mind like an old film, a house on a hill, kids, a dog, shit—whatever you want as long as he’s with you it’ll be the closest thing to forever he’d have.

“Are you sure?” you said sniffling, and your boyfriend wiped your tears away like he has countless times before, though happy tears are something he’ll have to get used to.

“I literally ruined your proposal, I just thought you were horny, oh my gods…” Whining loudly and laughing, you held your shaking hand out as he sat up to put the ring on your finger.

“Well, we can fix that later. I still have a question to ask, after all.”

Luke grinned when your head nodded rapidly, finally shutting up so you wouldn’t interrupt him again.

“Will you,” he says so surely now, saying your name before continuing, “let me have the honor of spending the rest of our lives together as your husband?”

“Gods, yes. Fucking hell angelface, did you really think I’d say no?”

The both of you laughed through tears and snot as he placed the ring on your left hand, and still, it couldn’t be more perfect.

“A life with trouble is the life for me,” he mused, laughing as you covered his face in kisses before the both of you fell back into the sand a tangle of lips and lust and love.

You jolted up from your fiance’s embrace just as he thought he was going to get lucky, almost emptying your entire wallet of drachmas into the sand-covered blanket to Iris message your friends.

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(pics are not representative of reader's appearance or gender just a lil visual for funsies)

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