#chat i won 🗣️

[z5mbiegrlz]

i know you’re sick so here are some edits of the beatles to hopefully make you feel a little better :33

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you’re my favorite forever and ever and ever and ever i love you sososososososoosososo much baby ☹️☹️☹️ ALSO THE MCLENNON EDIT ARGHHHHH 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[writinandcrying]

TMNT HEADCANON / how the turtles text

A lot can be said from how someone express themselves through texting, so this is just some crack / light headcanons !

Not really based on a single version per say, more that turtles have been deprived of social interaction for the majority of their life and I think texting them would be an very interesting experience lol

Idea based on @avery73 last random turtle post (thanks for being one of our strongest soldiers and writing wonderful pieces 🫡) English is not my first language and I didn’t proofread this, if there is any grammatical erros pls don’t hesitate to tell me!

Mikey

🎢 Single texts

🎢 Just like this

🎢 Loads of it

🎢 You got 60 new messages

🎢 in the past 2 minutes

🎢 Loads of gifs too

🎢 And voice memos

🎢Oh look

🎢6 personality tests links

🎢What do you mean you won’t do it

🎢He needs to know what kind of cupcake you are!!!!

🎢 And music recs

🎢 Your phone won’t stop vibrating

🎢 for the next weeks

🎢 After you meet him (Honestly really annoying unless you have a crush on him)

🎢 For the latinos/latinas; if he EVER finds out about WhatsApp and the stickers. Oh you are so done. If you have an older phone that shit WILL blow up / malfunction for SURE

🎢 uses TONS OF EMOJIS !!!!! 😍😍😝🤪😋🤩AND CAPS AS WELL!!! 🥳😽✌️👅🗣️

🎢Mikey live reaction when you ask if he’s upset that you asked him to tone it down a notch with the texting on a busy day:

🎢 Will lowkey tone it down with the emojis when he finds out some ppl find it cringe, but with his angels cakes ???????? 🫵 YOU BET 🗣️ HE WILL SHOW YOU WITH IT 💋🫦💅🏻🤳🏼💃🏻🕺🏽🙈🦋🌺🧡🌚🌻🔥💥🌟

🎢Will accidentally send you some random ass emoji that wasn’t supposed to be on the context of the text, also the autocorrect is def not his friend

Mikey : how’s it going baby gorila

Mikey: babygirl*

Mikey:

Mikey: I’m sorry

🎢 adds emojis to very contacts in his t-phone:

Leo: Leader of the pack 🐺 🐢 🫡

Donnie: Eistein 📚🧬⚗️ (Raph also shares this name on his t-cell)

Raph: Murderous teddy bear 🧸 🧨

Splinter: Mafia Boss 🪤 (no one knows about this name tho)

April: Chanel N.6 🎤(or World of Apes 🦧 lmao)

Casey: New York Hockey League 🏒

Vern: Some dude (adds 🦅 so he knows it’s Vern and not “some random dude”)

Y/n: angelcakes pookie wookie baby boo boo love of my life !!!!!! 😍🥰👀🧚🏻‍♂️

🎢Mikey live reaction when Raph yells at him to stop flooding the chat, followed by mikey texting him “make me” (they are sitting next to each other):

Donnie

🔭Huge blocks of it in the speed of light. many topics, many questions and also explanations at just one sitting

🔭But won’t hold back on a smart ass short cut response for one his brothers (literally has the sharpest tongue)

🔭Will hardly uses emojis, only when it’s a single text to express an emotion (most current used emojis: 🤓when he does something impressive 💜: for y/n 🙄: when venting about something annoying Leo / Mikey / Raph did)

🔭Will want to discuss random ass problems he has encountered in his projects, in forums online, specially if you ever show interest in debating / doesnt hold back into showing your strong opinions

🔭 Has named their brothers as “Failed Lab Experiments” and managed to color code their messages (has the only t-phone that has this feature)

🔭Donnie creating the most unique and smartass way to charge his phone just cuz he can:

🔭Deadass his reaction when texting his crush 👀:

🔭 Has modified Mikey’s phone so he doesn’t have access to emojis for a whole week after his baby brother decided to spam him “out of no where” (after Donnie won consecutively 10 Mario Kart matches AND ate the last 2 slices of cold pizza)

🔭Result: mikey spammed EVEN MORE and only spoke to EVERYONE by Japanese emojis. Leo and Raph begged demanded that donnie install his emojis back cuz they were DONE with the whole situation

Failed lab experiment N.4: ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° (♡´౪`♡)

Failed lab experiment N.1: Stop.

Failed lab experiment N.4: ┬┴┬┴┤ᵒᵏ (･_├┬┴┬┴ Failed lab experiment N.4: (;﹏;)

Failed lab experiment N.2: You stupid IDIOT Failed lab experiment N.2: look what you've done now he’s sad

🔭 Donnie also has to deal with his brothers thinking he is their personal Google (he will always answer their questions, even out of spite):

Failed lab experiment N.4: Donnie what’s a Cochlear implant

Successful lab experiment: A small, complex electronic device that can help to provide a sense of sound to a person who is profoundly deaf or severely hard-of-hearing. The implant consists of an external portion that sits behind the ear and a second portion that is surgically placed under the skin.

Failed lab experiment N.4: :0 yikes

Failed lab experiment N.4: Okay thanks!!!!

Successful lab experiment: Stop asking me stuff when you can just Google it.

Failed lab experiment N.4: But I like talking to you 🙀😔

Failed lab experiment N.4: You are my favorite turtle Siri!!! 😉

Successful lab experiment: I’d prefer if I wasn’t... Also, why are you curious about cochlear implants?

Successful lab experiment: Mikey?

Successful lab experiment: Mikey!!!!!

(He still doesn’t know why)

Raph

🥊 Barely uses emojis. Lowkey barely texts? doesn't see the appeal to it, rather prefer to hang out with you 1 on 1 than being far away from you (will never ever admit to it. maybe after 3 years in a relationship)

🥊as a friend: he wont be the one spiking a conversation, but might keep going if he's truly bored (this is prone to happen during daylight / evening when they still can't go out) but will probably be the one to ask to hang out when he needs an outlet and such 🥊*sees messages* eh i'll reply later *completely forgets about it*

🥊 will effortlessly take the most breath-taking pictures of new york during patrol and send it to you 🥊 if you are already his s/o / someone he trusts: will most likely text you to ask about stuff (if you need anything or something he needs from topside) or to diss / vent / gossip about his brothers 🥊 will send embarrassing pictures of his brothers to you cuz he can't deal with that shit alone lmao

🥊 will either be pretty clueless with the most random ass stuff or out of propose just to tease you: y/n: jniasunoakpfa raph: what was that y/n: keyboard smash? raph: how do i do that y/n: just press anything raph: 7 🥊 Raph Live reaction as soon as he realizes he has feelings for you:

🥊 Also Raph Live reaction when he comes to terms with this feelings and has an excuse to ignore Leo (even if he doesnt like texting) just bc he can ignore Leo as he pleases:

Leo

🎏 Perfect texts 🎏 looks like an email/letter sometimes 🎏 to most people: 1 message with divided topics. pretty direct 🎏 when he can't reply right away: "Hello. I'm happy you wrote to me. I try to reply promptly but currently I'm not available at the moment-" Like omg bro RELAX. 🎏 to his s/o: 70% direct, the other 30% likes to send little reminders, either with songs or pretty things she has seen during a patrol with a "thinking of you" message. lowkey romantic when he doesn't even mean to be, def shows how thoughtful he is 🎏 prefers to call you rather than texting. especially if you are dating/has a crush on you he might not even realize why he likes calling you so much, until it hits like a brick that he just wants to hear your voice 🎏Leo when he calls you and doesn't know when to "intervene" / his time to talk back (god forbid he's unpolite and interrupts you):

lowkey him listening to April vent about smth dumb shit Casey did /any human friend venting and he doesnt know how to react lmao 🎏Just like Donnie, has favorite emojis and will only use it in specific situations (this will take time for it to happen, like after years Donnie first invented the t-phone and finally relized he didn't had to be so formal when texting): 🐢 when talking about team work or his brothers / 🪷 for meditating or mindfulness (thinks its peaceful) / 💙 for his boo and his boo only / 😏 only in a relationship, especially when he's feeling scipy (extremely rare for it to happen over text tho)

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Group chat (more than one reaction)

💚 catching social cues irl can be hard, you are telling me there are hidden social cues in texting too??

💚 “Nah shut up” group, doesn’t care much about it and won’t change their ways: Leo, Raph

💚 Will research about it, will talk to every single human he knows (yes. you. Vern. Casey and April) Needs to know the social cues. NOW: lmao try to guess

💚 Also needs to know, but for meme reasons, he has to say up to date w the terminology/ slangs: another hard guess /j

💚 Oh btw, Donnie totally uses /j /Tw /srs terminology WHILE he texts fast AND huge text blocks. none of his brothers know how he does it

💚Will over use fresh lingo he has learned overhearing humans on patrol, shows, from his humans friends to the point it’s almost unbearable: Mikey 💚Live reaction of Raph and Leo trying to understand when Mikey or Donnie spamming the group chat with their extremely recent memes or hyperfixations:

���the chat WILL be flooded with things related to their favorite basketball teams, show they want to see or dumbass pictures of their daily lifes, example: Mikey: *has sent an selfie*

Mikey: you know y/n

Mikey:If you’re fortunate enough

Mikey: your internal organs will spend their entire lifespan in absolute darkness

Mikey: but mine?

April: oh boy here we go

Mikey: Hasn’t. 😏😏😏

Y/n: Oh?

Mikey: *send another selfie flexing muscles* you see when you fight crime everyday-

Raph: yeah he shallowed a glow stick

[chokedonaturtle]

DIGITAL SKETCHBOOK PG 1

Brick Yardley

i love him he’s human now !!!

also chat he literally only won twice ‘last year’ girl be so fr GET OUT 🗣️🗣️🗣️ we shouldn’t be picking on cal let’s pick on brick instead !!! anyways have fun with the little things :3 PS HE LITERALLY CANT KEEP A STRAIGHT LINE THATS SO FUNNY TO ME-

bye !!!

(also suggest who’s next !!!! pls!!!!)

[fruitbasket-gossip]

🗣️: a voicemail for mod starf

[An Audio Recording is attatched! Listen?]

The audio recording begins. There's a beat of silence before a woman's voice comes through. It sounds like she's practiced what she says into the voice mail.

"Hi-" The audio cuts out for a moment. An obvious censorship of a name "-It's Fang again. I was just calling to check on you. I know you're probably in class right now, so get back to me when you can, okay? How's class at Naranja? Your teachers aren't overworking you, right? I know if they were you'd tell them but... I still worry, right? You're my little brother! Are you still friends with that girl you mentioned and the two Blueberry kids? They seem like good kids. Meet anyone else?" There's a pause after this. The next part doesn't seem as practised. More unscripted.

"Listen, I saw you on TV. Moving up in the world of Coordinators... Won a pretty big Paldean Contest. I'm proud of you but mum... I don't know if she's proud, or upset. I know you left to get away from her. I know you don't want to talk to her. But please, just one phone call. She wants to talk to you. She hurt you. She hurt me too. I know this. But she just wants one chat. One phonecall. Please,-" the audio cuts out to remove the name again

The audio returns, but it's just faint background noise and a quick breath before the speaking returns.

"Um. Bye. Call me back when you can. I love you."

[AUDIO ENDS]

[saioratral]

i just woke up and i have alot to read but skibidi on the skibidi timeline 🤯

i love the dialogues ngl.. making me giggle even if i just open my eyes and brain isn’t working 🗣️🗣️

WE 👏 LOVE 👏 COMMUNICATION ‼️‼️‼️🔥

the build up is so nice and like i don’t gotta stress read and is it odd that i find it so cute 😭 and and and and and makes me wanna like build my 7 feet william cut out

oh my god there’s more to read???

CHAT WE WON?? WE ACTUALLY WON?? BRO PREPARED US A FEAST 🗣️🔥‼️

wait wait where’s the pic i saved hold on

this is me consuming all of your content 🙏🙏 don’t mind me re reading again cause i’m probably gonna think about it all day 🤧🔥

⚠️: william james moriarty x gn!reader, smut, penetration, no gender specific genitalia mentioned, soft sex, lazy(?) and lowkey steamy sex, light teasing, OOOH WAIJT DRUNK!!! SEX!!!!!, also kinda fluffy tbh, he talks you through it, very lovey dovey basically, not proofread (none of my works are)

ok i had to walk away SEVERAL times from my screen for this pls enjoy it + highlight smut one of the day. actually night for me but yk🙏🙏🙏

art credits to @ilikecarpet1 on x. go check them out

the world felt tilted, swimming under the soft haze and champagne. the dim glow of gas lamps threw flickering shadows across the richly paneled room, where the distant strains of a waltz spilled through the half-opened door.

it was just you and william here, tucked away from prying eyes.

his dark red cravat, hung loose, the buttons of his black waistcoat undone—a rare dishevelment for a man of his standing. his eyes were red and searching your face, though his gloved hands seemed to be trembling as they reached for you.

"are you sure about this?" he murmured, his voice low and strained. a flicker of hesitation had flashed across his face, but soon melted the instant your alcohol drenched lips met his.

it was fervent, almost desperate—the kind of kiss that left no room for thought. just the taste of him, him and him.

"what," you smiled against his lips. "getting shy on me?"

he pulled your body flush against his own. "hardly." he whispered. "but this is madness. you realise that, don't you?"

"and yet, here we are." your reply was barely above a whisper. sultry, daring, and reckless as your fingers toyed with his lapels.

you pulled him down onto the velvet sofa, you beneath him as the the heat of his hands held him besides you, a knee ridged between your legs and the slow, spinning gravity pulling the both of you under. william hummed, though the noise that escaped his chest was hoarse. "if someone finds us—"

"let them."

the boldness of your words surprised even you, and the way his gaze darkened—hooded and heavy with lust, desire and confirmation sent a shiver down your spine.

a pause—then, "god, help me."

william whispered before claiming your lips again.

his gloved hands were discarded now, and his slender fingers pushed up and past the fabric of your shirt/blouse. a gasp left your lips at the satisfying touch, yet your back arched off the cushions below, trying to meet the pads of his finger once more.

"mm," you groaned, but the sound was swallowed by his mouth.

his lips, warm and damp, tasted of bourbon and the faintest trace of salt. it was intoxicating in more ways than once. your fingers tangled in william's hair, and you felt him exhale sharply. time seemed to stop and stretch, the line before minutes dissolving like sugar in a glass of rum.

when he pulled back, just slightly, his forehead rested on yours, his breath hot against your lips. his gaze, which was bloodshot and hungry, caught your own inebriated eyes. and for a second, neither of you moved; chests heaving and touching unevenly.

"i need you," you declared—and then, with a soft and needy groan, he pulled you back in, as if he couldn't stand to be apart for a minute longer.

you couldn't quite recall when your legs had first given out, but you knew it had been a while. the room felt endless and distant, the earlier laughter and music nothing more than a mere memory. everything outside of him had ceased to matter, leaving only the sounds of your shallow breaths and his low murmurs.

your undeniably red cheeks rested against the polished velvet of the settee, and his careful hands kept you upright. one of his hands tightened around your waist, pulling you back against his pelvis. "look at you," he exhaled, but you could hear a proud smile in his voice. the only noises that escaped you were your moaning and repeated gaps of his name. "my sweet darling."

"you're going to ruin me." he kept thrusting in and out of you, fluids of arousal seeping outside your fluttering hole.

"you—ah!" your voice cracked. your throat felt dry after making all those noises trying to accommodate him. "i think you'll like it."

every time you clenched back on his throbbing cock, his jaw slackened and his head fell onto your shoulder, groaning. he painted against your skin, pressing a kiss on the shell of your ear. "yes," he huffs out a breathy laugh, one of amusement and resignation. "certainly... i would. for you alone i am debased."

"damnit—" you hissed when you felt a particular stroke reach a deeper, sweeter part of you. "so—so good, shit.. ngh."

the room tilted again, and he caught you before you slipped too far, his grip firm despite the unsteady sway of his own body. everything felt woozy. blurry. shapeless.

"you're.. haa.. doing good, darling. keep arching for me."

william whimpered quietly when he snapped his hips once more against your skin. his palms were clammy with sweat, and your own heated, slightly steaming hips kept slipping from his palms. you tried to lift yourself, but your arms refused to cooperate.

"william, please— i can't..."

"easy, my love..." he exhaled shakily. his hands slid down to your thighs, anchoring you. the velvet couch met your knees again as he eased you down, your legs too weak to support you and the weight of him behind you anymore. he followed, his pelvis pressing against your ass. "i've got you."

the effort in his drunken state made him stumble slightly, his chest pressing on your back as he laughed—a throaty, soft sound that buzzed your skin.

"ah.." you moaned. you turned your head slightly to meet his lips, and your body pressed back for more friction. "liam— mmph.."

"you're so gone, aren't you?" he whispered, voice slurry.

"takes one to, uh..." you moan, brows creasing. "—know one." you nibble on his trembling lower lip.

you knew he was close, and so were you. he was aware of this, too, when he felt your legs begin shaking under him.

"you're shaking," william knew. but william wanted you to say it loud. you felt his obvious smile against your neck, though it was fleeting, soon replaced by the scrape of his teeth. "why are you shaking? am i doing something wrong, pretty?"

"i—" you gasped, feeling william's pace quicken inside of you, his thrusts grew more uncoordinated—and so did his breath, heavy and ragged. "i... don't know."

"yes, you do." you felt his lips on your jaw, soft and warm, the taste of him all whiskey and desperation. "talk to me," he urged, his hands leaving your thighs to travel to your chest, his fingertips rolling your nipples, voice dropping into something raw and pleading. "does it felt good, pretty? say you feel me. say you feel this too."

"i do," you whispered, the words spilling out before you could stop them. "i feel everything. it feels so, uh—! it.. it feels so good. like nothing else matters to me except you. i love you..."

that was enough for him, you think, that was the tip of the edge he was barely standing on and you managed to push him right off with your words—because in minutes, in mere instants, the snapping of his hips, the roll of his thrusts, they grew urgent—drawing loud moans out from the both of you.

"ah..! liam, please please, i'm close— liam, i'm..—"

"god—damn it," he whined out, his hips stuttering. both of you were losing yourselves to the alcohol and the pleasure. every thing carnal and disastrous. "stay with me, (name).. stay with me." he rasped, but his voice was breaking into whimpers.

almost instantaneously, as soon as those words left his lips, you felt his body shudder and flashes of white painted the both of you. his lips found yours again, messy and uncoordinated, but it didn’t matter. it was drunken and desperate and fierce all at once, the kind of kiss that made the room spin faster and slower. the taste of him, the heat of his hands, the weight of him against you—it consumed everything, drowning out the rest of the world. his heated, panting body collapsed on your own.

the only noises that filled the room for a long time were your recovering breaths, bodies and shuffling as the two of you got into a more comfortable position. he broke the silence.

"(name)..?"

william slowly turned your face towards him, pressing a kiss on your forehead. "you did well.. are you okay, my love?"

you nodded, but your inebriation and exhaustion was pulling you to a deep slumber. "stay up for me, darling. don't sink on me." he whispered, patting your flushed cheeks. "the night is still young."

"i'm not...sinking." you babbled sleepily, yet your head lolled to the side, resting against his chest. "just floating."

william couldn't help but grin lazily. "floating.." he repeated quietly. almost thoughtfully. "i'm floating too. because of you."

"be quiet." you giggled, looking at his curved lips and his unfocused, glassy eyes. he wrapped his arms around you. he was so soft. "you're drunk."

"hm..." he laughed amusedly, voice soft as he intertwined his fingers with your own. "takes one to know one, remember?"

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