#chat and like all that streamer slang and it was fucking hilarious

[stilldani24]

No Cap

corpse husband x chaoticdumbass!reader oneshot

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request: “corpse’s gf is kinda like sykkuno where she’s not really that hip with the kids? like she doesn’t know much slang and gen z stuff despite being like 1 or 2 years younger than him? she’s also really flirtatious so she doesn’t realize that she’s flirting with people. all around she’s just wholesome but clueless” from anonymous.

a/n: less flirting, more chaos. this just fits chaoticdumbass!reader so much better. 

You’ve been playing with this squad for months now. Ever since Among Us became the popular game to play over quarantine, almost all of your streams have been that. Aside from a few games of Phasmophobia or other random games, Among Us was your go to. It made you feel close to your friends during this pandemic, even if you had met them online and never actually seen them face to face. But once it died down and everything began going back to normal, you were sure it would be an inevitability. 

You were introduced to this particular group through Pokimane. You were both Canadian streamers, so you had collaborated a number of times, and when the game was kicking off she immediately invited you to join one of the first streams she did on the game. That was where you had met Valkyrae and Sykkuno, and the three of you clicked right away. So, of course, it was almost a guarantee you would meet Corpse.

You became best friends after the first twenty minutes of meeting him. The both of you just kept joking and laughing with each other, disrupting the meetings whenever a body was reported and many clips of the two of you were uploaded to YouTube and TikTok just laughing because of the things you would say to each other and just being all around chaotic when you would kill the other or just chasing each other around the map. 

From there, you met the rest of the core group and now you only really streamed with them and it would be chaos the entire time. Especially when the proximity chat mod was introduced. Today, you were, of course, streaming with the Squad™: Rae, Sykkuno, Sean, Ethan, Ludwig, Toast, Poki, yourself, Corpse, along with the random addition of Dream. You loved Dream, your real life best friend loved the DreamSMP so you were honoured to play with him. You were playing with proximity chat and it was fucking wild. 

You were playing on the Skeld map, and you were impostors with Corpse. You had just turned the lights off and were running to electrical from the right side of the map when you heard Corpse and Dream. 

“How are you following me, Corpse, it’s dark!” you heard Dream yell as you stood still in storage, Corpse just laughing the entire time as Dream panicked. “I can’t see you, how do you see me?! How are you following me, Corpse?! No!!”

Corpse then shut the door leading into storage just as Dream ran into it, cutting Corpse off from following him. 

“Hah, you missed!” Dream yelled right as you killed him, sending you and Corpse into a laughing fit as Dream’s yell was cut off by him dying. The both of you were just scream-laughing as you ran to the other side of the map away from Dream’s body. Corpse’s was more silent but you were just losing it. Dream’s body was then reported, you and Corpse trying to stop laughing. 

“Okay, what the fuck,” Sean was also laughing. “All I hear is Corpse and Y/N laughing in storage as we’re fixing the lights and I went to go check and Dream is dead in there.”

That just sent you and Corpse laughing again, unable to speak or defend yourselves because the situation was just so fucking hilarious. You were sent into space, followed by Corpse the next round and then the round was over. 

“I can’t fucking breathe!” you wheezed as you gasped for air and laughed at the same time. Dream was yelling at the both of you for killing him like that but you were just crying so hard from the laughing fit you were still under. 

“That was the hardest I’ve laughed ever, no cap,” Corpse chuckled now as the both of you calmed down. 

“No cap? The fuck does that mean?” you asked now, full of energy from the sheer stupidness of the last round. 

“You can’t be serious, Y/N, you’re the youngest in the game and you don’t know what that means? You’re a disgrace to Gen Z,” Dream now laughed. 

“Hey, shut the fuck up, you’re the baby. I’m 22,” you now told him. “But seriously, what does that mean? Stop laughing at me!”

They were all laughing at you now. You were the definition of your generation, just a chaotic dumbass ready to die at any given opportunity and you didn’t know your own damn lingo. 

“It means that you’re telling the truth. So saying ‘cap’ means you’re lying,” Corpse explained to you now, but you could tell he was still trying not to laugh as hard as the others were. “So like...you’re good at this game is cap.”

“HEY!” you yelled at him, making the others send into another laughing fit as you exited the game and left the Discord call.