#charlies girlfriend

[cheesecakeingfriends]

As y'all know, I'm a "there's no way Charlie could pull a bad bitch like Zoey (or any bitch whatsoever)" truther. But then I realized... there is. What if my girl over here is in a very bad place? That would explain it all. So anyway, I'm totally writing an emotional character study about her deciding to stop dealing with Charlie's bs, Charlie quietly mourning the relationship because this is what he always does isn't it, Pim trying to get them back together without asking (because he'd say no!) and lots of angst just for Zoey to say "why don't you fuck him then? omg since you like him so much"

[greykolla-art]

Guys! Can you believe I was gonna just CASUALLY watch Hazbin Hotel???

But it’s way too good. The writing is so tight, all the characters are interesting and layered, ALL THE SONGS:🔥🔥🔥

Alastor is such a Cheshire Cat! Not a characteristic I see often, but it’s always good! Gimme more immediately.👏👏👏

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

SCOOOORE!!!!!!!

[toneelspeelster]

i, too, am defined by absence. i am a child, and anything could be taken from me at any moment.

[alymccart]

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*SLAPS COMIC DOWN* WHO WANTS SOME CHAGGIE ANGST!?

Edit to add: Mood music for this one is Counting Stars by NINA

In all seriousness, the really fast reconciliation between Vaggie and Charlie was kinda upsetting to me in that they really didn't *talk* about the issue at all on screen. I understand fully that the low episode count was the likely reason for this. I know they HAD to talk about it at some point before the final battle, though. The entirely unnecessary full-demon rage glare Charlie was giving the defeated Lute seems to lend credence to that theory, at least. Charlie knew what Lute did to Vaggie, even beyond the battle bruises Vaggie had just gotten. Anywayyyy... this is my personal take on how that conversation went down. Used it as a fun experiment with a different coloring style, as well. Enjoy!!

[eroticlamb]

Pattie Boyd posing with The Rolling Stones, 1964 ♡ Photographed by John French

[beidousboots]

The Fallen Angel

Holy crap y'all I've been obsessed with Hazbin Hotel and is completely in love with Vaggie (Don't tell Charlie🤫)

[cheesecakeingfriends]

I'm glad Zoey's not dead because the potential for dramatic fanfics is wonderful and I'm a girls' girl, but in my mind there's no way Charlie can get bitches. She's a closeted lesbian or something, she doesn't love that man, sorry.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Charlie: "Dad. Don't freak out now. But it turns out my girlfriend is...."

Lucifer: "? Lesbian, yes?"

Charlie: "...an angel."

Lucifer: "Oh I KNOW she is Char-char! Just look at her!"

Charlie: "You whuh?"

Vaggie: "It's- it's not that obvious! ...is it?"

Lucifer: "Aww Maggie, anyone who's known you for two minutes could see that you're just the sweetest most angelic girlfriend."

Charlie: "Oh noo..."

Vaggie: "Uhhh. How, sir?"

Lucifer: "Why, the way you look at Charlie! All soft and gooey! Like caramel melting on an apple!"

Vaggie: "Oh."

Charlie: "No dad I didn't mean 'angel' as in she's sweet like an angel or pretty like angel- I mean! She IS pretty! The most pretty!! Gorgeous, stunning-"

Vaggie: "Getting off topic babe."

Charlie: "We mean it literally. Dad, Vaggie's an angel. Vaggie?"

Vaggie: (wings go floomf)

Lucifer: ".........."

Lucifer: "...."

Lucifer: "Oh." (tears up) "Wowzer."

Vaggie: (PANIC) "Shit oh shit, Charlie- Charlie I made your dad cry-"

Charlie: "H-happy tears, right dad!? Happy tears!"

Lucifer: "Oh, yes. It's only. Standing like that. You two, you look a lot like..." (clears throat) "Golly!"

Charlie: "We look at lot like...?"

Lucifer: "A whoooole lot of happy! Just. Wow! HA!"

Vaggie: "Are you okay sir?"

Lucifer: "Am I okay- are YOU okay??? How did you get down here, Maggie! And without anyone telling me! I would've LOVED to have helped- errr ah well, or at LEAST given you a place to crash- oh GOSH not the best word choice is that ha ha oops! Um!"

Vaggie: "It's alright sir. Charlie kinda... took care of all that. And, me."

Charlie: "She was Exorcist. She is NOT like that anymore. She left them all on her own, and they- they just left her here."

Lucifer: "An Exorcist? One of Lilith's ex's scary vengeance ladies?"

Charlie: "Dad-"

Lucifer: "OHHHH THAT IS HILARIOUS- oh Lili would LOVE this- did you leave him too? The-"

Vaggie: "First dick? Yeah."

Lucifer: "HIGH FIVE! Ooh ooh AND DOWN LOW! Oh haha, I haven't done that part since Charlie was still my size!!!"

Charlie: "Daaaaad..."

Lucifer: "So you left Adam like Lili did and you're dating a demon like I was and you're and angel like me and- oh do you. Do you miss heaven? Are you, trying to get back...?"

Vaggie: "No. I like it here."

Lucifer: "Preferring and happier in hell, another point like Lili! But why?"

Charlie: "She didn't exactly have the best time up in heaven."

Vaggie: "No shit. You weren't up there."

Charlie: "Vaggieeee."

Lucifer: "Youuuuu're looking at her all melty and sweet again~"

Vaggie: "Anyway sir, we just wanted you to know."

Lucifer: "Well gee whiz I sure hope you kids didn't stress over tell me! This is PERFECT!"

Charlie: "It is?"

Lucifer: "Of course it is! Maggie." (takes Vaggie by the shoulders) "Do you know what all of this means?"

Vaggie: "...that i can... keep dating... your daughter..?"

Charlie: "Vaggie of course you c-"

Lucifer: "YOU WERE DESTINED TO BE MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW!" (hugs her) "You're like a perfect mix of me and Lili! It's like creation made someone specially to understand our daughter- and it's YOU! Charlie's matching other half, her soulmate- exactly the right wife for her!"

Vaggie: "Your- wait- HER-?"

Demon Charlie: "DAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!"

Lucifer: "Two beautiful brides!" (sniffles) (pulls charlie into the hug and cracks them both like glow sticks) "So! When's the wedding!?"

[virtkha]

where am i

[alymccart]

Can't stop. Won't stop.

I love them so much...... ((유∀유|||))

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Extermination Take 2: Chaggie ft. Lute

Lute: (swinging sword wildly at Charlie) Why! Won't! You! Just! Die! You! Bitch!

Charlie: (shield up and blocking easily) WHO do YOU think you're calling a bitch, you cunt!?

Lute: This Cunt happens to know what it's like to feel that traitor girlfriend bitch of your's nether lips feel like against hers! How does it feel getting sloppy seconds?

Vaggie: (mortified and pissed off beyond all belief) Charlie! Don't listen to her! It only happened once after she got me plasterd post Extermination one year! It didn't mean anythi-

Demon Charlie: (grabs Lute by the throat and starts using her body as a rag to wipe down every single surface of the Prostitution District) I'M SORRY!!! I DIDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF STREET CUM GURGLING DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!!

Vaggie: (blushing shocked Pikachu face)

Angel: Holy Fuck, babe! Your girl is going all out!

Vaggie: Yeah, she is. GET THAT BITCH, BABE!!!

Demon Charlie: Honestly, I'm not surprised she never mentioned having sex with you. She's so busy screaming MY name she probably forgot all about it!

[the-carlos-cow-eyes]

Okay, this Is by far one of my favorite Chaggie moments-

LOOK AT MY BABY GIRL'S FACE WHEN CHARLIE SHOWS HER WHAT SHE GOT HER😭

SHE REALLY THOUGHT SHE'D STILL BE UPSET WITH HER AND COULDN'T BELIEVE SHE GOT HER A PRESENT, I-😭

I LOVE THEM, YOUR HONOR😭

[ptvstvrrr]

This is genuinely probably the craziest and dirtiest edit I've made

[nazkarcito]

gf

[siilly-guy]

he has never seen a shower in his life