#charles gonk lastname

[matchboxcat]

Okay so, me and 3 of my friends (@arisofinsanity, @miss-denbrough, and 1 other) went thrifting today, and we found someone

*Drumroll*

Introducing:

My son:

Charles Gonk Lastname

Also known as Gonk:

(Banana for scale) also for anyone curious he is 3ft7in

So, I saw Charles Gonk Lastname from across the store and we all just started booking it, all four of us, just fucking ran right?

I expected a creature as majestic as Charles Gonk Lastname to be like 40$ at least, right? and I know we were in a thrift store but things like that normally sell for like 150-200$ (don’t fact check me on that one though).

So we’re all laughing our asses off and then I see the price tag, and Charles Gonk Lastname was only 13$!!!!

You must understand I had to get Charles Gonk Lastname

Let me tell you I lugged that motherfucker around for at least 30 minutes before we all broke and decided to get a cart, the cart was very Janky and did not work very well. I’m now regretting not taking a picture of Charles Gonk Lastname in the cart because he looked very majestic

We also gave him a hat,

Here he is in his hat:

We actually found the hat before we found Charles Gonk Lastname, and so we all naturally attempted to put the hat on each other’s heads. I won that game as the person with the least time with hat on head.

Here we have a Charles Gonk Lastname, with his shark cape we also got at the store:

For anyone concerned about the care of Charles Gonk Lastname, don’t be! He is fed a highly nutritious diet of DnD dice and has a full size enclosure with many enriching features like fake vines, a climbing tree, and a genderfluid flag, mimicking his environment in the wild! Charles Gonk Lastname’s enclosure is kept at correct temperatures and light levels, it is cleaned daily, and we make sure to give him plenty of attention when he comes over to us!

Here we have a few more pictures of Charles Gonk Lastname, let us know if you want updates on how he’s doing!

[matchboxcat]

Yes, our son, I am the one with legal custody and you helped for about 5 minutes

Okay so, me and 3 of my friends (@arisofinsanity, @miss-denbrough, and 1 other) went thrifting today, and we found someone

*Drumroll*

Introducing:

My son:

Charles Gonk Lastname

Also known as Gonk:

(Banana for scale) also for anyone curious he is 3ft7in

So, I saw Charles Gonk Lastname from across the store and we all just started booking it, all four of us, just fucking ran right?

I expected a creature as majestic as Charles Gonk Lastname to be like 40$ at least, right? and I know we were in a thrift store but things like that normally sell for like 150-200$ (don’t fact check me on that one though).

So we’re all laughing our asses off and then I see the price tag, and Charles Gonk Lastname was only 13$!!!!

You must understand I had to get Charles Gonk Lastname

Let me tell you I lugged that motherfucker around for at least 30 minutes before we all broke and decided to get a cart, the cart was very Janky and did not work very well. I’m now regretting not taking a picture of Charles Gonk Lastname in the cart because he looked very majestic

We also gave him a hat,

Here he is in his hat:

We actually found the hat before we found Charles Gonk Lastname, and so we all naturally attempted to put the hat on each other’s heads. I won that game as the person with the least time with hat on head.

Here we have a Charles Gonk Lastname, with his shark cape we also got at the store:

For anyone concerned about the care of Charles Gonk Lastname, don’t be! He is fed a highly nutritious diet of DnD dice and has a full size enclosure with many enriching features like fake vines, a climbing tree, and a genderfluid flag, mimicking his environment in the wild! Charles Gonk Lastname’s enclosure is kept at correct temperatures and light levels, it is cleaned daily, and we make sure to give him plenty of attention when he comes over to us!

Here we have a few more pictures of Charles Gonk Lastname, let us know if you want updates on how he’s doing!