matchboxcat
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The characters are so character | He/They/Neos | a poet sometimes | Epic: The Musical enjoyer
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matchboxcat · 23 hours ago
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Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better
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matchboxcat · 1 day ago
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Today cleaning my closet I have found:
Part of a chandelier
The teeth container
Some papyrus
Six (6) packs of herbal tea (in flavors I don’t drink)
A sushi mat
A plastic lizard
A picture of a duck in a rabbit costume
And part of my window blinds
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matchboxcat · 6 days ago
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Today I have learned that Clorox is a bleach brand and not just a detergent
Oops
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matchboxcat · 12 days ago
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I know you have to experience the mortifying ordeal of being known to experience the rewards of love, but what about the mortifying ordeal of being loved? What about someone caring about you enough that they love you? What about having to face that you are a person who might be worthy of love? What about- *gets shot*
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matchboxcat · 16 days ago
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Can confirm, he never shuts the fuck up, yet also will not elaborate, I get all my information through cryptic memes
StEx has my brain in a death grip with no intention of letting go any time soon
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matchboxcat · 18 days ago
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@irunaki so I made this thing, im way too pleased with myself in all honesty
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matchboxcat · 18 days ago
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So @arisofinsanity gave me this meme format to use :))))))
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(The art in this is obviously not by me, but if you somehow don’t already know who it is by, this Penelope is by Gigi, and this Odysseus is by Ximena Natzel, I highly recommend checking out both of their work)
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matchboxcat · 21 days ago
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Yes, our son, I am the one with legal custody and you helped for about 5 minutes
Okay so, me and 3 of my friends (@arisofinsanity, @miss-denbrough, and 1 other) went thrifting today, and we found someone
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Introducing:
My son:
Charles Gonk Lastname
Also known as Gonk:
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(Banana for scale) also for anyone curious he is 3ft7in
So, I saw Charles Gonk Lastname from across the store and we all just started booking it, all four of us, just fucking ran right?
I expected a creature as majestic as Charles Gonk Lastname to be like 40$ at least, right? and I know we were in a thrift store but things like that normally sell for like 150-200$ (don’t fact check me on that one though).
So we’re all laughing our asses off and then I see the price tag, and Charles Gonk Lastname was only 13$!!!!
You must understand I had to get Charles Gonk Lastname
Let me tell you I lugged that motherfucker around for at least 30 minutes before we all broke and decided to get a cart, the cart was very Janky and did not work very well. I’m now regretting not taking a picture of Charles Gonk Lastname in the cart because he looked very majestic
We also gave him a hat,
Here he is in his hat:
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We actually found the hat before we found Charles Gonk Lastname, and so we all naturally attempted to put the hat on each other’s heads. I won that game as the person with the least time with hat on head.
Here we have a Charles Gonk Lastname, with his shark cape we also got at the store:
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For anyone concerned about the care of Charles Gonk Lastname, don’t be! He is fed a highly nutritious diet of DnD dice and has a full size enclosure with many enriching features like fake vines, a climbing tree, and a genderfluid flag, mimicking his environment in the wild! Charles Gonk Lastname’s enclosure is kept at correct temperatures and light levels, it is cleaned daily, and we make sure to give him plenty of attention when he comes over to us!
Here we have a few more pictures of Charles Gonk Lastname, let us know if you want updates on how he’s doing!
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matchboxcat · 21 days ago
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Eh fair enough, also Aris I see you, you don’t get to like this post you ALSO abandoned me in a thrift store 3 hours ago cause I was looking at a shark blanket
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matchboxcat · 21 days ago
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Bro you literally abandoned me in a thrift store 3 hours ago cause I was looking at a shark blanket idk what ur on
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matchboxcat · 21 days ago
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Okay so, me and 3 of my friends (@arisofinsanity, @miss-denbrough, and 1 other) went thrifting today, and we found someone
*Drumroll*
Introducing:
My son:
Charles Gonk Lastname
Also known as Gonk:
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(Banana for scale) also for anyone curious he is 3ft7in
So, I saw Charles Gonk Lastname from across the store and we all just started booking it, all four of us, just fucking ran right?
I expected a creature as majestic as Charles Gonk Lastname to be like 40$ at least, right? and I know we were in a thrift store but things like that normally sell for like 150-200$ (don’t fact check me on that one though).
So we’re all laughing our asses off and then I see the price tag, and Charles Gonk Lastname was only 13$!!!!
You must understand I had to get Charles Gonk Lastname
Let me tell you I lugged that motherfucker around for at least 30 minutes before we all broke and decided to get a cart, the cart was very Janky and did not work very well. I’m now regretting not taking a picture of Charles Gonk Lastname in the cart because he looked very majestic
We also gave him a hat,
Here he is in his hat:
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We actually found the hat before we found Charles Gonk Lastname, and so we all naturally attempted to put the hat on each other’s heads. I won that game as the person with the least time with hat on head.
Here we have a Charles Gonk Lastname, with his shark cape we also got at the store:
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For anyone concerned about the care of Charles Gonk Lastname, don’t be! He is fed a highly nutritious diet of DnD dice and has a full size enclosure with many enriching features like fake vines, a climbing tree, and a genderfluid flag, mimicking his environment in the wild! Charles Gonk Lastname’s enclosure is kept at correct temperatures and light levels, it is cleaned daily, and we make sure to give him plenty of attention when he comes over to us!
Here we have a few more pictures of Charles Gonk Lastname, let us know if you want updates on how he’s doing!
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matchboxcat · 23 days ago
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My partner just called me a skrunkly little gay guy and I love them more every day
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matchboxcat · 23 days ago
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“Sorry did you say ares milf????”
Okay, no, but also very much yeah ur right
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matchboxcat · 24 days ago
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So like… is Penelope a monsterfucker now?
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matchboxcat · 26 days ago
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Ok so you guys know how I’m doing a mock/bootleg version of Epic, and I’m playing Ody right. My partner is playing Penelope and I’m absolutely thrilled. It also makes it much easier to act. But fucking gods I’m going to break. Like if I’m standing there looking in their eyes and they’re singing “no matter how long it’s been you’re mine” I’m on the floor, I’m dead, I’m crying, I’m bawling
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matchboxcat · 26 days ago
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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
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matchboxcat · 26 days ago
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Me in my trans flag skirt and my trophy boyfriend crop top sending the most confusing signals
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