#charles augustus milverton x reader

[hergan416]

Yo - anyone besides me interested my deranged & problematic milverton x reader hcs lmao

[moriartyluver]

Throwback to when ruskin PISSED on Sherlocks violin

This was probably so awkwardly silent. They should’ve animated this for comedic relief but whatever

[wizardfrog69]

Hello! I really liked your giving/leaving hickeys headcannon! What about collecting/keeping s/o's underwear/stockings/gloves for mtp boys? Thank you and please take care of yourself! Have a wonderful day! <3

Thank you for the request! Have a wonderful day too! :) <3

'•.¸♡ keepsake ♡¸.•'

Mtp x gn!reader

Mostly fluffy but there are mentions of nsfw!!! So be cautious

Feat. William, Louis, Albert, Sherlock, John, Charles.

William James Moriarty:

Ok so like he keeps or collects any peice of clothing which you leave either on accident or you don't notice it has gone missing.

Mostly your stockings go missing usually never to be seen again.

What does he do with them? You may be asking, well no one knows the answer to that and no one ever will.

He keeps them when he feels lonely and wants something which reminds him of you and also like he finds it almost humours that you're going home without any stockings on.

Also he's a theif at heart, stealing not only the lives of many and your clothes but also your love.

Louis James Moriarty:

His s/o probably left their gloves or something at his place and he say it one day and kept them to be more close to them yk.

Idk why that's the only thing I said in 3rd person but oh well.

Like he doesn't know if he should give them back or like tell you, but if you say that you can't find those gloves or something similar then he would awkwardly say he found them and he ment to give them back but it completely slipped his mind.

But yeah like he wouldn't do it on purpose just on accident kinda.

Albert James Moriarty:

This little rascal would probably take your underwear and tease you about it.

For example, the two of you were having a quicky somewhere outside of the house and when you were getting dressed he would steal your underwear either to tease you or as 'punishment' for something you did earlier.

He would later either forget about it or would keep it for good measure.

If you tried to take it back then there would be more ✨️teasing✨️.

I'm using that word too much.

Sherlock Holmes:

Maybe he keeps a pair of their s/o's underwear just to tease them but other than that I don't really see him keep anything of their's really yk.

Or like you left something in his apartment so to speak, and it stayed there forever ot until he moves out which is unlikely tbh.

John H. Watson:

He's not the type to collect or keep anything of his s/o's, if they leave something then he will tell them and give it to them.

Therefore I'm gonna say random stuff to fool you into thinking I actually put some thought behind this >:)

I'm listening to the phantom of opera rn cuz it's an amazing film, my favourite ones are the 2004 and 1989 I think Christine was great in that movie, I think Christine is great in both the movies tbh.

I also watched the 1925 one, it was a silent film which I definitely finished, but they did Erik so dirty in that one, like he had no mask, and in the 1989 version Erik literally killed someone with his face 💀 I wish I was joking I love that movie so much. But if you want to listen to some great music then I recommend the 2004 one but if you rather see rats and a random rat man then the 1989 one, it's amazing.

Enough about my rant, enjoy the rest of the fic! :)

Charles Augustus Milverton:

He collects your whole wardrobe in a weird pervert way

Like everytime he's over he steals an item of clothing from you, but only one so you don't notice (unless it's like a pair the he steals the pair but that's beside the point)

He has a special drawer for all your things.

༺♡༻ 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 ⋆ 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 ༺♡༻

Sorry I got lazy again, pls ignore the John part but honestly I could write so much about the phantom of the opera like that shit is a fucking master piece and wanna get the book.

[ten-cent-sleuth]

for the fic writees ask, 49? (im reading a galling yoke so i hope youll talk about the next chapter 😂😂) and also 15 33 and 41 bc im curios

What’s your favourite AU that you’ve written?

My best AUs are for Philinda lol. My favourite is Committed to the Cause, a POTUS/USSS one with Coulson as the president and May as his head of security.

If you write chaptered fics, what’s your ideal chapter length to write? Is it different from your ideal chapter length to read?

My ideal chapter length to write is 4–7k, which is also about my ideal chapter length to read. Maybe my reading ideal is on the shorter end, so more like 3–5k, but gfhjsgdhs that’s not too big a difference.

Link a fic that made you think, “Wow, I want to write like that.”

There are a few that come to mind. The main ones are literally anything by @indilwenofmirkwood (but especially What Makes Her Tick, which can be read here on AO3 and here on FFN) and Kismet by @midnightlovestories (can be read here on AO3) for how they developed plot/romance, analysed my comfort character, and got some whumpy goodness snuck in there. The former is for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. while the latter is for The Addams Family.

Feel for You by @parksanddownton603 (can be read here on AO3) made me fall in love with a specific tone of AU and gave me the motivation to try my hand at writing an AU like they did (also for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.). On the flipside, Defensive Wounds by @rebecca-in-blue (can be read here on FFN) is an in-universe fic but I greatly admire the characterisation in it and would love to know and honour my blorbos as well as they do. It’s for NCIS.

Another one for the Addamses, Human by @unhappychildhavingfun (can be read here on AO3) packs the kind of emotional, meaningful punch that I want my writing to throw. Though I also aspire to churn out numerous one-shots that just put my guys in situations the way @suallenparker does (if I must name particulars, the ones that affect me the most in this way have been Bulletproof, Lifeline, Safe and Sound, Liar, Mayism, Second Chances, and Being Someone Else, all for Philinda hfjsgdhhd).

And can’t play dead by @widespindriftgaze (can be read here on AO3) is…simply some of the best creative writing I’ve ever read. I love how they dabble in various, sometimes small/short-lived fandoms; I long to do that.

Welp, that was more than a few.

I hope the authors don’t mind being tagged—I wanted anyone who reads this post to be able to click onto your blog directly, but if you’d rather I not tag you, let me know and I’ll neutralise the ping right away. Sorry!!

(And of course, the one you’ve been waiting for, anon—)

What are you currently working on? Share a few lines if you’re up for it!

I am currently working (well, focusing) on A Galling Yoke, my Sherlock Holmes x Reader exes-/friends-to-lovers casefic. (It was actually supposed to be enemies-to-lovers lolol.) I’m like a third or so into Part 12, and I’ve got like seventeen chapters planned total plus an epilogue. Exciting stuff!!

And hey, you want a few lines? >:P

“No.”

“Mr Holmes, I cannot impose—”

“It shall not happen!”

You straightened in your seat, shoulders tensing. Sherlock groaned and dragged a hand down his face.

“I meant not to be…domineering,” he said. “But […] am I not to assume that you came here…for a reason?”

He and you looked at each other for a long, open moment.

I grabbed that out of the middle of a conversation for Maximum Suspense. I cut out […] because what I have written there currently is a bit of a placeholder. There was another part I wanted to share because it’s got a long quote from Arthur Conan Doyle’s “The Adventure of Charles Augustus Milverton”, but I figured that excerpt was a tad too spoilery. I’m sure you guys will prefer this romantic tension anyway. ;P

Thank you, and please feel free to send in more!

[pillow-anime-infos]

moriarty the patriot {masterlist}

I. MORIARTY’S ASSOCIATES

WILLIAM JAMES MORIARTY

‘a kiss that is leading to more, but is interrupted by a third party’ {kiss prompt number 40 + scenario | 543 words ; suggestive?}

partner at work and in life {headcanon ; sfw}

his childhood friend {headcanon ; sfw}

nightmares {headcanon ; sfw}

you two against the nobles {headcanon ; sfw?}

his reaction to the kidnapping of his s/o {headcanon ; sfw?}

sex with him {headcanon ; nsfw}

he has a crush on you – the artist {headcanon ; sfw}

poly relationship with him and his brothers {headcanon ; sfw}

yandere!william {headcanon ; sfw & nsfw}

old love {headcanon ; sfw}

comfy time with rain {headcanon ; sfw}

math lessons {scenario | 905 words ; sfw}

modern life with william {headcanon ; sfw}

“why are not you listening to me?” “... i’m very lucky to have you, you know?” {quote prompt number 20 + scenario | 435 words ; sfw}  

“let’s watch some movies from disney!” {quote prompt number 1 + scenario | 642 words ; sfw}

“you love flowers, right?” “yes… i love flowers very much.” {quote prompt number 38 + scenario | 733 words ; suggestive}

“i told you this is how it ends.” {quote prompt number 49 + scenario | 543 words ; nsfw}

LOUIS JAMES MORIARTY

cheek kisses {headcanon ; sfw}

his childhood friend {headcanon ; sfw}

nightmare versus tea {headcanon ; sfw}

you two against the nobles {headcanon ; sfw?} 

his reaction to the kidnapping of his s/o {headcanon ; sfw?}

poly relationship with him and his brothers {headcanon ; sfw}

switches {headcanon ; nsfw}

comfy time with rain {headcanon ; sfw}

“i’ll kill you next time.” {quote prompt number 54 + scenario | 576 words ; nsfw}

ALBERT JAMES MORIARTY

‘a long kiss where the other person’s lips are the color of their partner’s lipstick’ {kiss prompt number 9 + scenario | 642 words ; sfw}

his childhood friend {headcanon ; sfw}

your comfort person {headcanon ; sfw}

soft!dom albert and his tsundere s/o {scenario | 532 words ; nsfw}

bad dreams {headcanon ; sfw}

you two against the nobles {headcanon ; sfw?}

‘a pleading kiss where one person cannot reach the other’s lips’ {kiss prompt number 5 + scenario | 405 words ; sfw} 

his reaction to the kidnapping of his s/o {headcanon ; sfw?}

poly relationship with him and his brothers {headcanon ; sfw}

comfy time with rain {headcanon ; sfw}

make out session with him {scenario | 589 words ; suggestive}

SEBASTIAN MORAN

your silly nightmare {headcanon ; sfw}

you two against the nobles {headcanon ; sfw?}

his reaction to the kidnapping of his s/o {headcanon ; sfw?}

sebastian and barmaid!reader {scenario | 588 words ; sfw}

FRED PORLOCK

his childhood friend {headcanon ; sfw}

the death of his s/o {headcanon ; suggestive} 

IRENE ADLER | JAMES BOND

irene;

dance with me {i love girls month + scenario | 431 words ; sfw}

james;

the death of his s/o {headcanon ; suggestive}

ZACK PETERSON

soon

JACK RENFIELD

the death of his s/o {headcanon ; suggestive}

VON HERDER

soon

HENRY ANTRIM

soon

MISS MONEYPENNY

soon

II.  HOLMES’ ASSOCIATES

SHERLOCK HOLMES

from a chance meeting to the first ‘i love you’ {headcanon ; sfw}

‘a drunk, funny kiss in a weird place’ {kiss prompt number 16 + scenario | 364 words ; sfw?}

the death of his s/o {headcanon ; suggestive} 

JOHN H. WATSON

his first crush {headcanon ; sfw}

sex with him {headcanon ; nsfw}

MYCROFT HOLMES

“… you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.” {quote prompt number 42 + scenario | 600 words ; nsfw}

MISS HUDSON

soon

GEORGE LESTRADE

the death of his s/o {headcanon ; suggestive}

III. OTHERS & ENEMIES

CHARLES AUGUSTUS MILVERTON

soon

IV. WHOLE GROUPS

WHOLE MORIARTY’S GROUP

soon

WHOLE SHERLOCK’S GROUP

soon

WHOLE MI6 GROUP

mi6 and new member {headcanon ; sfw}

[joanquill]

hihi! thank u for providing us with moriarty the patriot content 😍 i absolutely fell in love with your writings and i love following your account 🥰 i'm a weirdo, so could i request headcanons about relationship with Milverton? yeah, he is shitty person, but maybe love changes everything? Maybe then The Whiteley brothers can survive, because our bad boy will be busy preparing for the wedding? 😏 hope u have a good day 😁

Relationship Headcanons with Charles Milverton

A/N: Hello!! No problem, I love writing for these boys! Thank you so much 🥺💘 That he is, but I can try! I tried to do him justice but I just cannot with this man :')

The first time you two met, you hated Milverton with a passion.

Just the mere mention of his name makes your skin crawl and blood boil.

And you have no problem showing it to him.

When he’s around, your face shows pure disgust and annoyance. Which he found surprisingly amusing.

You were usually pretty kind and approachable, but as long as he’s around, you’re repulsed.

Because of his interest, he started spending more time with you.

You wanted to curse every God that existed ever since then.

He made his subordinates find information about you, wanting to know each and every detail about you.

One thing led to another, and you started working for him.

You found out he blackmailed your boss.

You tried to find a job somewhere else, but no one would accept you because of Milverton.

Since you had no choice, you agreed to work for him.

Even though you worked for him, you’re not going down with a fight.

Every time you met, you had the fakest smile and were clearly trying to hurt him each and every day.

Milverton wasn’t fazed; he actually found them fun. Especially when he gets to see your irritated face each day.

HOWEVER!

If someone else tried to mess with you, he’s not having any of it.

If some drunkard tried to harass you, Milverton whacked him with his cane no problem.

When you asked why he did that, he said nothing.

Only he can mess around with you.

He didn’t know why, but he didn’t want to see you go through anything nasty… Unless it’s because of him.

Your annoyed and angered expressions are only valid if it’s because of him.

The more time you spend with him, the more… tolerable he is.

If it’s your birthday or a special occasion, he gives you a day off or some free time.

He became a little kinder to you, especially when you’re not in the mood for his usual antics.

He usually leaves you alone or leaves you some of your favorite food and drink.

When he sees you slowly coming back, he dips his toes in the water slightly, checking if you’re finally okay.

You were appreciative during those moments.

Not like you ever admit it.

But when Milverton asked you out, he was very genuine and vulnerable. It almost sent you to a shock.

When you agreed to go out with him, he went back to his old self and teased you.

That led to another argument, but it was clear that you two were happy.

It was during your wedding when the Whiteleys became huge on the news.

You pleaded not to do anything horrible during your big day, and he actually gave in.

He’ll never admit it, but he has a soft spot for you.

And he wants this day to be perfect for both of you.

You can never fully change this man, unfortunately.

But you have tamed him, which surprised a lot of people.

Don’t be surprised if two mysterious gentlemen left you a gift saying thank you for some reason at your wedding.

[rnnsdrms]

⚠️ requests status: OPEN ⚠️

╰┈➤ SO, WHO CAN WE SCREAM ABOUT?

— occasionally, i simp pretty much over every character in moriarty the patriot, haha. so, yeah, we can talk about everyone. if you’re wondering, i’m a mycroft + albert + moran kinnie. daddy squad for life *dabs*

— i did say everyone, but i didn’t literally mean everyone. characters i don’t feel like writing: charles augustus milverton and his gang (really not feeling them)

╰┈➤ ON TO, REQUEST RULES.

— since this blog is dedicated to moriarty the patriot, so moriarty the patriot requests only.

— you can requests ANY of the characters (except for a few already mentioned above). but i will limit them from one to three characters per requests.

— some of the things i won’t write: character x character / character x oc, specific body types, mental illnesses, deaths (both characters and readers). also, my mind is usually wires to female readers, but i try to keep my works gender-neutral.

— fluff, angst, smut requests are allowed.

‼️ do keep in mind that these statements may change over time. you can send me horny, spicy or dirty thoughts but i can't and won't promise that i will be answering all of them. i write when i’m inspired or in the mood :’)‼️

╰┈➤ THE NAUGHTY STUFFS: THE YES & NO 😈

here are some of ‘the dirty’ that i’m familiar with (note: by no means i’m an expert in writing them). i would prefer that you choose the ones below if you want to request. bold ones are personal favourites.

KINKS: body worship, daddy/sir, praise, degradation, breeding, foot, spit, food play, impact play, choking, somnophilia (more to be added …)

here are some of the things that i DON’T write.

race play, age play, water sports (piss kink), scat, incest of any kind, gunplay, knife play, vore, pedophilia (obivously), domestic violence, r*pe, self harm, suicide, eating disorders, cheating, fisting

for now, that will be all, folks.

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[taccuinodiunasognatrice]

The Six Thatchers: La teoria dell’alibi

Dato che il fandom sta viaggiando ad una velocità pazzesca con le teorie e non tutti riescono a stare dietro a tutte le meta, ho pensato di raccogliere qui sia la teoria dell’alibi originale che le conclusioni a cui si è arrivati, e anche alcune teorie che supportano questa teoria. (E poi mi piace proprio tanto questa teoria, quindi ne dovevo scrivere.)

Concordiamo tutti che The Six Thatchers è strana, e la domanda è sorta spontanea: ma gli eventi che abbiamo visto sono successi davvero? 

Premesse

Nella stessa puntata noi abbiamo l’MI6 che ha modificato il video che provava che Sherlock ha ucciso a Magnussen in modo tale da scagionare Sherlock, e riguardo al racconto a cui His Last Vow si ispira, i Mofftiss hanno detto che secondo loro, gli eventi raccontati ne L’avventura di Charles Augustus Milverton non sono andati come Watson li ha descritti: nel racconto Watson e Holmes assistono all’omicidio di Milverton per mano di una donna di cui però non si parla. E se Watson e Holmes conoscessero quella donna (come hanno poi cambiato i Mofftiss)? E se fosse stato in realtà Holmes ad uccidere Milverton e Watson, per proteggerlo e coprirgli le spalle, avesse inserito una donna a caso e reso così Holmes innocente? I Mofftiss credono che i due amici siano capaci di coprirsi le spalle su questo soggetto. 

Mentre stavamo sclerando sulla puntata, è uscita una foto, e a questo punto linko direttamente l’inizio della discussione riguardo l’alibi: The game is on/over 

Teoria principale

Il pensiero semplice e nudo quindi è: Sherlock sta raccontando gli eventi di TST in modo tale da creare un alibi per John che in realtà ha ucciso Mary, proprio come l’MI6 ha modificato il video per creare l’alibi per Sherlock. 

(x)

E’ già stato fatto prima?

Non è la prima volta che questo succede all’interno della serie: oltre al video modificato, in questa puntata abbiamo quest’informazione:

MYCROFT: Appointment in Samarra. SHERLOCK: I’m sorry? MYCROFT: The merchant who can’t outrun Death. You always hated that story as a child. Less keen on predestination back then. (Sherlock narrows his eyes.) SHERLOCK: I’m not sure I like it now. (He picks up his coat from the chair in front of the desk and starts to put it on.) MYCROFT: You wrote your own version, as I remember. Appointment in Sumatra. The merchant goes to a different city and is perfectly fine.

 (x)

in A Study in Pink Sherlock afferma di esser riuscito a far arrestare Angelo con un crimine minore rispetto a quello di cui la polizia lo aveva accusato ( parallelo tra ASiP e TST ) , e spostandosi sul Canone, spesso si è pensato a John Watson come ad un narratore inaffidabile, in quanto non dice sempre come sono andati davvero fatti, e ammette lui stesso di omettere dei dettagli ai lettori. E si parla di modificare gli eventi o scegliere cosa raccontare o meno anche quando Watson ci introduce il caso dell’abominevole sposa.

WATSON : Over the many years it has been my privilege to record the exploits of my remarkable friend, Mr Sherlock Holmes, it has sometimes been difficult to choose which of his many cases to set before my readers. Some are still too sensitive to recount … whilst others are too recent in the minds of the public. But in all our many adventures together, no case pushed my friend to such mental and physical extremes as that of The Abominable Bride. 

(x)

HOLMES: Have you written up your account of the case? WATSON: Yes. HOLMES: Hmm. Modified to put it down as one of my rare failures, of course? WATSON: Of course.

(x)

Quindi non dovrebbe suonarci nuova la narrazione inaffidabile, eventi modificati, realtà modificate. In questa specifica puntata, possiamo credere che Sherlock stia raccontando gli eventi ad Ella, un po’ come The Reichenbach Fall, ma li stia modificando per, appunto, creare un alibi per John: John non è mai presente nelle scene in cui tutto va a farsi a benedire, per esempio arriva all’acquario solo dopo che Mary è stata colpita. 

Se fosse vera, cosa cambia? Cosa ne consegue?

Se fosse davvero così, si spiegherebbero un’infinità di cose che vediamo nella puntata, come per esempio la velocità a cui procede la puntata o alcuni comportamenti non proprio IC dei personaggi oppure la scena della morte di Mary, che è hollywoodiana al cento per cento (Sherlock non può proprio resistere al tocco di drammatictà). Questo non significa però che gli eventi raccontati nella puntata siano falsi: si tratta del resoconto di Sherlock dal suo punto di vista, quindi alcuni dettagli sono stati cambiati, altri mantenuti. Mary è morta in quell’acquario, tutta la storia di A.G.R.A potrebbe essere vera, cambia solo che in realtà è stato John ad uccidere Mary. E l’allontanamento può avvenire per due motivi: per mantenere l’alibi, John e Sherlock non devono farsi vedere perché John teoricamente dovrebbe essere arrabbiato con Sherlock per la morte di Mary, e perché se ha dovuto uccidere sua moglie perché Mary stava minacciando Sherlock (???), perché Sherlock si è messo nei guai senza aspettarlo (???), beh… non è proprio una cosa che fai tutti i giorni, ammazzare tua moglie per salvare il tuo migliore amico. 

Su questo soggetto consiglio due meta a proposito di come Vivian e John siano molto simili e la meta che confronta le varie ferite da proiettile che vediamo nella serie tv. 

E i testimoni? C’erano Lestrade, Mycroft e altri agenti di polizia lì presenti, com’è possibile che la verità non sia uscita fuori da quella stanza? 

(x)

(x)

E nel blog c’è un caso in cui i testimoni hanno mentito a proposito dell’assassino: x

Teorie nate in seguito all’Alibi theory

TST is so godamn blue: a meta che si può riassumere con: dove c’è il blu, gli eventi sono andati in modo diverso da come ci vengono mostrati.

Più il teschio del quadro si illumina, più gli eventi sono modificati: Projection , l’idea di @quietlyprim (e il reblog che mostra che non è esattamente una novità) 

Rewatch the aquarium scene (alla fine della quale otteniamo i bramati Tre Garrideb)

Conclusioni

Se le cose fossero andate davvero così, si spiegherebbe perché il titolo The Lying Detective, sia Sherlock che Lestrade infatti in questo scenario hanno mentito e nella puntata si potrebbe rivedere come sono andate le cose davvero in TST. La storia proseguirebbe, al contrario dell’EMP Theory che quasi richiede che la storia ricominci dall’ospedale di HLV, il che causerebbe la perdita di divertimento (e inoltre il ricominciare la storia dicendo che era tutto un sogno è un espediente utilizzato quando il prodotto sta fallendo, e BBC Sherlock non sta precipitando). 

Spero di esser riuscita a farvi amare questa teoria che mi ha conquistata appena l’ho letta ieri sera, se avete considerazioni da fare, scrivete pure, e spero di aver chiarito le idee a chi era confuso da questa teoria.

[hergan416]

Apparently I'm just going full on nasty with this Milverton x reader fic guys 😳

[hergan416]

Well, getting volume 12 meant that I finally decided to edit the cringe that is my Knot In My Name event entry

I think the title is going to be "Knot In Y/N" for the lolz

And it's possible I edit once again to add 2000s era director's commentary author's notes in line with the text. If I do that I'll put the real thing without it on AO3 but archive locked with the worst possible version of the fic being publicly accessible and an A/N directing real humans to log in and see the real thing.

Because I suspect there will be others who actually like this...

Preview below cut-- omegaverse, G/N Omega!Reader x Charles Augustus Milverton, ownership

The truly bad shit hasn't been written yet.

...

[hergan416]

You know how I said I didn't have any piss thoughts for Charles?

Well. I take that back.

[wizardfrog69]

୨⎯ "finding you masturbating" ⎯୧

Idk how to title this, but it's the Moriarty the patriot characters x gn!reader

Btw idk to put so instead I'm gonna be putting gif of the characters cuz I'm lazy

Also requests are wide open if you want me to write about anything! :)

Cw!: nsfw

Please if you don't feel comfortable with nsfw/nsft content do not read this

Feat. William, Louis, Albert, Sherlock, John, Hudson, Milverton, James, Sebastian, Mycroft

William James Moriarty:

He truly didn't expect to see you and thought you were off in the market or something

Didn't seem to have a reaction but in fact he was a but shocked? He just really didn't expect it

If you two are courting then he will go up to you and ask if you need "help"

Will gladly help, also makes sure to lock the door behind him

No one knew where he was for a while untill they heard your moans 🥰

If you the two of you weren't courting and just friends or something then he would leave and never mention it again

If you didn't notice him then you will never know he was ever there

Tries telling you to lock your door

Louis James Moriarty:

Runs away cutely

Is probably low key blushing

If The two of you are courting:

He would leave as soon as he enters and doesn't speak a word of what you were doing

If the two of you weren't courting:

Leaves faster then he enters

Man never knew you before in his life

Who are you?

Also most runs away everytime you enter a room

Idk he just finds it really embarrassing, finding you like that

Silly goofy little man fr 😔

Albert James Moriarty:

Why am I using courting so much? Oh well ig we gonna need to go to so many different weddings 😒

Whatever

He will stand there like 0.1 seconds too long

Weather you're courting or not you notice him and try to hid yourself cuz like he just chilling there

But he leaves

Unless you want him to stay 😏

If you two are courting then he will probably tease you a bit

But if you're not then he won't mention it

But like he wants to make fun of you 😔💔

Sherlock Holmes:

All the gifs of him is just him smoking or playing the violin

Not complaining tho 🤭

It just kinda baffles me the amount of smoke everywhere

Moving on

He would just be there like 🧍‍♂️

He would just like leave and go for a smoke probably

Like how would he react to seeing someone have a wank yk

If you're courting:

He would most likely just go up to you and tell you to just come to him before your hand(s)

If you're not courting:

He would just turned around and leave

Never speaks of it again

John H. Watson:

WHY ARE MOST OF THE GIFS OF SHERLOCK? BROS NAME IS JOHN J-O-H-N BUT NO SHERLOCK LIKE WHAT ? this app is getting confused or everyone hates John

Poor john

He's married though so this is simply platonic

Anyway

He would freeze in his steps once he opened the door

Quickly ran away

He ran where the pepper grows

Will feel really awkward

God I hate the word 'awkward' it's so hard to spell

But yeah

Miss Hudson:

Idk she wanted rent or something

Idk how many house she's the landlady of

Or as one would say, landbastard

If feel half dead yall

Whatever

She was shocked and didn't really expect for her furniture to be used in such a manner

Kinda left and was disappointed?

Yeah I feel too tired for this, I'll come back to do the rest later

Charles Augustus Milverton:

I'm back~

Charles' is such a silly little man

Why am I including him?

Idk but deal with it, not a big fan of him either but like I'm including him for some reason

He's more on the perverted side

He would like to stay and watch but he won't

Man I wanna steal this man's furniture so bad rn 😔

Mainly to piss him off

Anyway he would probably just stay there until he can remember it and leaves

Stays like 2 seconds

James Bond:

Bro I forgot everything about this man's personality

Oh well

Honestly he would leave and act like he never saw anything

Literally the same thing I've said for all of them

He doesn't find it shocking or anything and wouldn't pay it no mind

Doesn't care, like at all you're just doing your thing yk

Sebastian Moran:

How is this man's whole personality drinking in my head? 💀

If you're courting:

He will join

Just like steps up to you, take your hand(s) in his, kisses you and tells you to ask him next time and proceeds to masturbate you

Yeah, idk how to make that into a normal sentence

Fred Porlock:

Im not gonna write anything for him

So apparently he's 19

He doesn't look 19

Thats all i'm saying

Mycroft Holmes:

You don't know how long it took me to find this only for it to be poor quality

There wasnt anything better

He never even walks in the room

Hes a gentleman and he would never even dream of walking in on someone doing something so private

He also respects people (I hope)

[hergan416]

Well I got a like so imma do mine bc hell why not? What are you guys going to do, judge me for being a freak? Lololol

So like first of all there's the Milverton/prostitute!reader thing I've got going on in my head. (APPARENTLY today's just prostitution day for me, sorry guys) GN!Reader if that matters. I see him using both.

I keep wanting to read more My Secret Life to like. Really get an idea about what prostitution was like in the era but alas I have not, so idk how historically accurate any of this shit is but it's sex, how much could it change?

He's a little rough but he does pay well for it.

He has a lot of kinks and is not ashamed of talking about them, demanding them, paying for them. He has no reason to fear blackmail or his good name. His good name isn't very good, it's just protected with an iron pen.

There's an element of your interactions with him being extremely high stakes that turns you on in a way that is sort of disquieting.

Like you might normally find what he's doing sexy or boring or whatever, but he means it in a way that adds danger and you feel like this should not turn you on but it does

As a result he's both your least favorite client and your favorite one. Because somehow he manages to make you needy when you don't want to be, and then fulfill that need.

Somehow work becomes legitimately enjoyable, but you are also certain the benevolence won't last (it can't last with him)

Also if you become one of his favorites... you'll basically lose the right to deny him anything because he can drag your name through the mud while somehow maintaining his own

He will ruin your life, you'll be addicted to him and he'll lose interest. He'll become cruel and feed your name to the media, you'll lose your career, you'll beg him to take you back and he won't.

You're best off if he hires you once, mostly anonymously. Of course... with him you never know...

Yo - anyone besides me interested my deranged & problematic milverton x reader hcs lmao

[hergan416]

How many archive warnings and warning tags can I throw in one a fic? XD

Apparently I'm just going full on nasty with this Milverton x reader fic guys 😳

[lledron]

You were fourteen when you married him and fifteen when you became Demetri's mother. You didn't know what to do when you became a widow. A part of you wanted to laugh. No more sex, no more touching. No more the "you're not enough" look from your husband. You went to William Moriarty's funeral and you saw the younger brother, Louis. You gave him your condolences. He was 23 and you were 17, both too young, too tired. You were there for him for three years. Now, your son had two uncles and he called a wonderful man father. Sometimes you had to remind Albert not to drink in front of you. Augustus would get "freaky" when he drank. Sometimes there are days when you feel that you have not healed completely. You look at the scars on your husband's chest, sweet and beloved Louis. Sometimes the wounds that are not seen are the ones that hurt the most.

Yo - anyone besides me interested my deranged & problematic milverton x reader hcs lmao

[hergan416]

Oh I also have a really fucked up Louis x reader au thing that I'm not confident about on a technical level.

Yo - anyone besides me interested my deranged & problematic milverton x reader hcs lmao