#characters in order of appearance: peter lukas; callum brodie; simon fairchild; jonah magnus/elias bouchard; hezekiah wakely; michael crew;

[jazzically]

[1:09 AM]

Peter L.: Anyone up?

Peter L.: No?

Peter L.: Thank god

callumbrooding: i am

Peter L.: W.t.f. do you ever sleep

callumbrooding: sleep is for weak old people

Fairestofchilds: It’s easy for YOU to stay up! You’re a child

Fairestofchilds: Aren’t you nocturnal or something like that

Peter L.: Wait why are *you* up

Peter L.: Simon??

Peter L.: Jonah why is he up???

JimmyMagma: Peter, I am trying to sleep.

callumbrooding: just turn on dnd

JimmyMagma: I burned my phone years ago. The group chat resides in my goddamn brain.

JimmyMagma: Which BTW does not have a Do Not Disturb option.

callumbrooding: sounds like a you problem :/

Peter L.: What on earth are you doing though simon

Fairestofchilds: Being awesome!

JimmyMagma: He's stalking partygoers so he can kidnap them and throw them off Mt. Helen.

Hezekiah Wakely: How original.

JimmyMagma: I know.

Mikechtenberg: He stole that idea from me

Hezekiah Wakely: I was talking about the repetition. Mr Fairchild, do you never tire of pushing things off of high ledges and making them fall?

Peter L.: Of course he doesn’t he's practically a fucking cat it's so irritating

Hezekiah Wakely: All I am saying is that perhaps a little variety would widen his view a bit… How does entrapment sound?

Fairestofchilds: Not today thank you

TMA au where everything is the same except all the avatars have a whatsapp group chat where they all talk shit, constantly.

Whenever you give yourself up to a fear you get added to it automatically- if you don’t have a phone, you get a phone- it’s like a little gift baggie

Jon is the only one who’s never in the GC (or whoever the Archivist is at the current time)

Because its funnier that way.