#chapter 4 but it's not funny

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I hope you take this as the compliment it is intended to be, but you strike the same chord of irreverence-as-love, jokes-to-showcase-sencerity that I get from Chuck Tingle, and I adore both of you.

You have bestowed the greatest honour upon me.

[sableeira]

sure ango may have betrayed every organization under the sun but tachihara put in the effort to build up the perfect stereotypical gangstersona and act his silly little heart out for the perfect plot twist so we all know who deserves the award for best port mafia betrayal

[juniperhillpatient]

I know poor little meow meows are so often men but gosh do I love a little guy (who is a girl) that just has everything in the book wrong with her & also she’s got the most pathetically sad backstory ever. yes she’s capable of atrocities but have you seen her big sad eyes & her over the top depressing sob story? ignore the blood magic & grave robbing did you know her life was already so bad & then it got insurmountably worse because everyone around her couldn’t resist the urge to kick the shit out of her when she was already down 🥺

[gagedraws]

We were fed a lot of HORROR games this year, huh?

[shoutmon1v1]

Y’ALL SHE’S A TWITTER USER- 😭

[sapatosonico]

i have crossover brainworms sorry heres some evil silly and or traumatized people drawn from memory

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[spottedenchants]

Chapter 3 of the first time fic is done! So here is a snippet for you :3

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Caleb sighs as if it were a held breath.

“Could you, ah-.”

He drums his fingers on Essek’s lower back.

“Mhmm?”

Essek scratches behind Caleb’s ear.

Caleb leans into his hand, sitting up and meeting his eyes with brows furrowed.

“Could you do, ah some- something, um, anything, just.”

Oh, a distraction? He can do that.

“Anything, Caleb?”

Essek trails under Caleb’s jaw as he croons, sh-skritching through Caleb’s beard along the way to his chin.

Conversation can be distracting, yes?

He traces a single forefinger down Caleb’s chin, then strokes featherlight fingertips over the stone of his throat to reach its hollow- plenty enough to feel Caleb swallow.

Essek settles his hands to either side of Caleb’s collar.

“It’s unwise to make such a broad offer.”

Caleb’s shoulders ease under Essek’s palms. His expression melts into a prettiest smirk.

“Maybe I like to play the fool sometimes.”

“You….”

Essek smoothes a hand over Caleb’s collarbone as if in contemplation, letting only a shimmer of his amusement rest on his face.

“You are a curious one.”

Entirely dismissive, Caleb shrugs.

“I can only hope to make you so.”

‘Only hope’? Please.

Fingertips splayed to Caleb’s sternum, Essek pushes him into a backwards lean.

“I think you deserve a little more credit.”

Hand curled under chin, he tips Caleb’s head up.

“Look what you’ve done, brought me into your bed--”

“Allow me to remind,”-

Caleb snipes, sly.

“You brought yourself.”

“And who has granted me the invitation, time and again?”

Essek presses his thumb against Caleb’s mouth to stop the retort he sees forming. Silly man, what is any of this but Caleb’s own generous fault.

“Who has let me so close?”

He draws Caleb’s lower lip into a pout.

“Who, Caleb Widogast…”

A breath apart, their noses brush.

Caleb’s hand rests motionless against Essek’s spine, steady as a knife poised between the vertebrae.

Essek presses his lips to his thumbnail.

Relishing Caleb’s hitched inhale, Essek grins in full.

“Who has let me stay?”

[thebutler-archiving]

up up and away! bard never got an answer for that pie either it seems

[nikathesiren]

A jojoreference? In 𝒎𝒚 jojoreference? It's more likely than you think 🫢

I instantly thought of the Jotaro vs Dio scene when I got to that scene in chapter 4 of Jojolands, and I know I wasn't the only one, lol. I've never drawn anything so fast ✍(ಠ益ಠ )

More of my art - Kofi

[starrywangxian]

top 10 best things to say when you're convincing a doctor that you're a human

[rosy-crow]

First Soldier Plot

Glenn: Hey why don’t I take the lead this time? I’m hella capable you know. 😎

Miniroth: Hm. Very well. I suppose I can accept this for the moment seeing as you have more experience.

Miniroth, internally: AAJSHSHSSH HE IS SO COOL AND KNOWS WHAT HE’S DOING AND HE MAKES IT FUN AND LETS ME SLACK OFF FOR ONCE FINALLY THERE’S ZERO PRESSURE HGGG PLEASE BE MY DAD AND SHOW ME THE WAY GLENN WATCH ME BLOW UP THIS TREE I HOPE YOU’RE PROUD OF MEEEE—

[valhallavalgrace]

Favorite and least favorite activities, if you’re willing to share?

Also, did you learn anything about what’s going on with the new guy down the hall? Sure, you were supposed to stay out of it, but you’ve got to at least be a little curious, right?

LEO: *quiet guilty thoughts because he can't ask about if Loki is like Loki in the movies* *pretending to know anything about Norse mythology*

MAGNUS: *overthinking about Uncle Randolf and the Loki symbols* *forgetting that Norse demigods aren't the only demigods bc they still haven't talked about his Greek cousin*

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[riacte]

so hey guys i finished dungeon meshi yesterday and i'm still thinking about it

[disgurrr]

*Peeta has shown nothing but kindness to Katniss. Is trying his best to get her back home.”

Katniss to us: He’s trying to kill me.

[xenodile]

For real though, I'm gonna be thinking about that finale scene in chapter 4 where Lucy is saying they can find someplace new forever. The Outer Ring, Blazewood, the Sons, none of it matters to her compared to Caesar, she can thrive anywhere so long as Caesar is with her.