#chaotic power muah

[dead-girl-wailking]

I wanna join

Good morning! I’ll be working on these two today :)

[birdsong-18]

a consecutive ranking of lovejoy songs (with explanations), from the opinion of a diehard lovejoy fan (aka me) (ft. songs from anvil cat, peewee, and jim jams)

let me know your opinions, and your rankings if you would like! i’m free to discussions and changing my mind about my ranking if you can talk me into it.

this was really hard i love all of their songs, but i had to rank them ahhhh

1. It’s All Futile, It’s All Pointless

this is honestly one of their best songs, with lyrics that hit hard and such a great instrumentations and vocalisations as well. the fact that it’s a rewrite of Wilbur’s old song makes it even better with being able to see the contrast from his first version to this one. it’s an illustration of how things may feel “futile” and “pointless,” but can be okay. its slowly become a comfort song (i will listen to it when my airplane lands when i fly home for breaks to feel less anxious). i could go on for a while about this song.

2. The Fall

ah, The Fall. the crux of screaming into the void about the nature of humanity, especially the rich and powerful. i could also write an essay on this song, with the simple chords and melodic structure at the beginning, the shouting of “fucking scared” in the chorus, and the complete breakdown at the end. a great song to just scream in the car.

3. Sex Sells

Where do I start with Sex Sells? it’s such a great song, and illustrated the true potential of the band on their first album. the more “chill” feel is so good, and i hope they explore the style more in the future. “how’s it feel to be so loved yet so alone” still hits hard after many listens. also a surprisingly fun song to play on the ukulele?

4. Concrete

ohhohoho cöncrëtë. i love the layering of the instruments at the beginning, and the drums in this song are so fun. also wilbur singing “sleep on the concrete floor” is *muah.* another honorable mention of good lyrics is “people on the night bus have to lis.ten. to. you” and the way it’s set musically is so fun. i love the lyrics on this one as well. it’s just so fun and good

5. You’ll Understand When You’re Older

Oh my God this song is so underrated. the focus on the instrumentals, the bridge lyrics of “and you think that it gets better, just you wait until next week, you’re keeping a dark secret, but you’re talking in your sleep” the idea of working so long, but people still saying that you’re not old enough to understand the struggles ahhh it hits hard.

6. One Day

this was my most listened to song on spotify wrapped this year oop- anyway. this is a great song to scream in the car, and i love seeing people’s faces when they hear “stop. cause why’d you have to kill my cat?” my brother started calling it the “killed the cat song”

7. Knee Deep at ATP

Great cover (thank you Los Campesinos for such a great song). It really portrays the calmer vibe that i described in Sex Sells while also keeping that chaotic lovejoy touch. And Wilbur gets to show off vocals!

8. Oh Yeah, You Gonna Cry?

This is such a fun start to Pebblebrain, and does a great job keeping the chaos going by jumping between rhythmic and melodic patterns just quick enough to keep us listeners hooked but not so fast that it’s overwhelming. the little piano riff at the beginning always makes me so excited! it honestly feels like a song you would find at the beginning of a coming of age summer movie.

9. Model Buses

I’m here for the Boris Johnson slander. My absolute favorite part of the song is the bass part on the verses (ash my beloved <3). The beat hits on “you’re just scared of the future” are so good. the fact that all the instruments get a chance to shine in this one is so fun. also the little “wait” before the second chorus. the cut time at the end is cool as well. this is a good song to analyze musically

10. Taunt

the Are you Alright? opening song! Taunt’s fun. I like how quick it moves, but it’s always leaving me wanting more. i can’t get the music video out of my head when i listen to this song, with george just staring into my soul. i also like the quick little riffs throughout the song, and the bass part is cool in this one

11. Perfume

I like Perfume, but i feel like it doesn’t hit as well as the other songs on Pebblebrain. i love that there is use of he/they pronouns, and the vibe that the lyrics seem to be flirting with the person. “you say your ex-boyfriend’s a policeman, i say you need better standards.” the lyrics are good (especially the second verse), but i feel like the song gets slightly repetitive compared to the rest of the songs on the album, which is why it’s so far down

12. Cause for Concern

I’M SO SORRY CAUSE FOR CONCERN IS LAST. It just feels like their weakest song compared to all the rest of them. Musically and lyrically it’s still great! but i just feel like it could have more. it feels repetitive, and idk i just find myself skipping it when i listen to the whole discography more often than not. it’s a nice close in the Are you Alright? story narrative, but it just doesn’t hit the same as the rest of their songs. The little instrumental part in the middle is fun and really illustrates the band’s style! The billards metaphors gives it the vibes of a man getting beat up in an old speakeasy, you know what i mean? anyway, still a fun song!

[animated-moon]

hi moon! could you ship your moots with a hq and genshin character that you’d think would suit them?

oHHHHH OKAYOKAY !! but i have like 20 moots so this might take a while, and there may also be competitions but just pretend you didn’t see that :,) also i’ll just to either or bcus not all of them plays genshin !!

@mysterystarz aKAASHI OBVIOUSLY 🙄✋ how could i ship her with anyone else when i just got her wedding invitation hAHAHA. but that aside you guys just give me really good vibes,,, if that makes sense !! you both are just SO CUTE.

@flairlust seggsy man deelook 😩 why ? bcus man needs some joy in his life (which you will give) and someone has to force him to tie his hair up into a high ponytail 😋 also because i think youre seggsy and i love u muah <3

@yanfeiurl seggsy man kaeya. no explanation needed /hj (granting ur wish of stuffing your face in his mommy milkers <33) and also yall r cute !! you give me power couple vibes (like you kick bird abyss mage ass)

@sunamayo okay the first person who came to mind was actually albedo (or venti). i feel like the vibes you give off are very nice and makes me very comfy, so i think you’d go well w them !! besides you’re a really good listener, and i feel like both of them would be the types to really appreciate it

@teyvatdreams honestly? first person who came to mind was beidou. you’re really nice and sweet, and just give me soft vibes and i think beidou would really like that!! after a tiring day big strong pirate woman would be here to make all your troubles disappear into thin air 😋😋

@infxrity iwa-chan :0 you both as a couple give me vibes of that pic of him and oiks where oiks (you, in this case) goes “go iwa chan!” hAHAHAH. either that or mattsun/makki !! i think you’re good both with someone who’s serious and someone who’s playful

@haikyuutothetop ushijima because rmb you are my co manager at shiratorizawa and im dating his best friend 🤪 (/hj). ushijima would find it very amusing when you send him cursed pics but on the times he actually gets scarred bcus of them, he’d look at you like “>:(“ and go “why?”

@u-make-my-heart-tsumtsum tSUMS OBVIOUSLY- y’all give me power couple vibes and you both are either the most fun people to be around or most annoying (/hj) and it’s probably bcus of your displays of affection or just because y’all r being rowdy hAHAHA

@mjoork you give me major childe vibes. both you and jacob hmmm. i think you’d be good with either childe or kaeya !! it feels like you’d go well with someone who is playful and not so much serious

@schppo youre a moot boom 😗 aNYWAYS HAHAH you give me major childe and diluc vibes!! i think that your energy matches well with both of them and diluc would definitely find how you type very endearing hAHAHAHAH. childe would probably bully you playfully and you’d bully him back, maybe not so playfully /hj

@flushphoria iwa !! i dont know why you just scream “iwa loves me and i love him too” vibes. iwa and you would definitely play volleyball together and it makes him so happy when he sees you enjoying yourself !! i just think he really appreciates an s/o who plays volley too

@horseanon--simpforall aTSUMU. you give me super strong tsum vibes and it goes well with the tall and seggsy lady vibes you give me (in my mind you are and will always be 170cm tall <33). you probably bully him a lot for fun and thats why he loves you

@aphrodytem hutao vibes r strong rn. if you were a fanfic youd be the best friends to lovers, 19k words, slow burn, tooth rotting fluff with no angst kind of fanfic! i sense strong mutual pining before you date and zhongli is just standing there like 🧍‍ please just date already

@kousukii oSAMU. maybe your discord pfp brainwashed me or something but just, osamu. i think that you can be pretty chaotic if you wanted to but you also give really cottagecore vibes and in my mind, cottagecore person = osamu person

@kitashinsvks actually?? not kita but suna (sorry). i just think that you and suna would be 😚👌 perfect together. you‘re like that couple who’s both chill and fucking chaotic. if you watch korean drama i strongly believe suna would watch it with you, complain it’s cliche then get so invested in the series. also dont even hesitate just steal his hoodies

@luvbub bub you’re so amazing so cute so lovely you’d be good with anyone :,) but you gave me a very strong zhongli vibe!! i think you’re someone who would listen to him talk about the past for hours and drink tea with him ! there was a lot of mutual pining and everyone around you sensed it but yall r just idiots in love

@depraved-empress oooohh the tsukishima vibe is real strong. you were the first person to make him feel like maybe,, just maybe he shouldn’t be so mean (but we’re talking abt tsukki so its only a maybe and it stays a maybe). he’s just so in love with you

@milk-is-here hey seggsy 😚😚 i dont know if you’re still into haikyuu but !! you give me strong tendou vibes !! he would totally watch mcyt with you and would PLAY minecraft with you if you ever asked him to. he probably already does anyway and you both live on a house which looks like a turtle from the outside i will not take criticism

@pockydays SILLA BBY I HAVENT GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO INTERACT WITH YOU YET HOW R U <33 i’m gonna judge you based on your behaviour in the disc server so 🔫🔫 venti !! you give me strong venti vibes. the more i think about it the more perfect you are w venti honestly. like,, he’s a bard and you’re pITCH PERFECT ?? i hope you know this means lots of musical journeys with venti,, at the tavern (don’t worry diluc would rescue you if venti is too drunk for you to rescue him). also you just seem really sweet and would totally hit it off with venti !!

[killuababie]

can i request all of the teams with a floofy hair manager ??? Their hair is so soft and fluffy every ones like “ spare conditioner ma’am 😳” (fem!manager please ! )

Floof

Pairing: Aoba Johsai x Fem!Manager, Shiratorizawa x Fem!Manager.

Summary: Teams with fem manager who has soft and fluffy hair.

Type: Platonic Headcanons.

A/N: THIS IS SO CUTE!! also I hope you don't mind that I wrote only for 2 teams, writing for all the teams is kinda not possible there's like around 10 main teams so :(

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AOBA JOHSAI:

You have been their manager for quite a while for and day by day their urges to touch your hair increases.

Kunimi, the guy who isn't really interested in anything really wants to know how your hair feels.

They definitely low-key stare at it sometimes.

One day Iwa breaks the wall.

You did something minor, maybe give them their water bottles and Iwa just pats your head as a thank you before complimenting it

Iwaizumi: Oh- your hair are so... soft

Oikawa: I THINK WE ALL KNOW THE ULTE- *boom a volleyball in his face*

Hence the saga of them giving you head pats at most random times started.

You walk? Head pat. You blink? Head pat. YOU EXIST? HEAD PAT.

Now Oikawa wants to know that recipe-

Oikawa: MA'AM HAIR TIPS PLS🤲🏻

You: OH SURE!!! :D *tells them tens of products you use*

Everyone: Whew... That's a lot 😟

You: WHY DON'T WE HAVE A HAIR MAKE OVER DAY ONCE A WEEK? :D

-cue Kindaichi combusting at the thought of him stepping into a girl's house.

Commencing y'all's hair days. Y'all go to someone's house and have a makeshift salon at their house and shit.

It's chaotic- sometimes, actually many times, y'all slip over the slippery mess y'all created and what's a pelvic bone? We don't know her sis.

WATARI LOWKEY HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO BECAUSE NO HAIR but he still does everything y'all do and y'all are just vibin

Now the vbc is also known for their silky, soft hair.

Oikawa makes the fangirls pay before allowing them to touch his single hair strand-

SHIRATORIZAWA:

You and the team has just introduced each other and our blunt boi is like 'zayum I want that shi'

Ushiwaka: Hey y/n your hair seem really soft, may I touch it?

You: oh- thank you? And yes sure ig?

Ushiwaka: *giving you endless headpats*

Cue Goshiki thinking he HAS to compliment you in a better way

Goshiki, slightly flustered and panicking: Y/N!! Your are definitely the s-softest, they are sHIIny aswell- AND- YES.

You, confused but living for the the chaos:THANK YOU!!

You give the baby a head pat and he dies-

Headpats have been definitely common and ordinary since the first day, Tendou literally rests his chin on your head because it's literally so comfortable for him

I definitely know Shirabu and Semi are pretty knowledgeable when it comes to haircair

Also, ik TENDOU GOT DRY ASS STRANDS THEY MAKE CRACKING SOUNDS WHEN RUBBED 😭😭

You're in tears.

Hence you, Semi and Shirabu lecturing Tendou how important it is to take care of hair and Ushiwaka, Goshiki taking literal notes.

Ushiwaka: I hope my hair quality improves.

Goshiki, challenging him: MY HAIR QUALITY WOULD BE THE BEST

Wakabaka: Yes goodluck.

Just like Aoba Johsai y'all have hair days

TENDOU FINISHES BOTTLES IN ONE GO AND YOURE CRYING

Ushijima: It's okay, if you want I will buy that for you later as a gratitude for helping us out.

You: HAND IN MARRAIGE.

Ushijima: I'm not yet ready to marry.

Also, Rheon DEFINITELY tries some hairstyles on your hair and MUAH they look soooo friggin good.

Y'all 10 billion percent have photoshoots when your hair is done by Rheon.

Since y'all live in dorms, this happens in dorms.

Now everyone wants good hair like y'all got

-Next week in Shiratorizawa- Due to high demands, we have decided to open a hair salon.

+ Y'all start getting sponsorship calls from famous high-end brands

Tendou is like "YUHH WE GONNA GET DA BREAD💅🏼"

GIRL YOUR POWER.

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[s-c-r-i-p-s-i]

MyQuil™ Cold & Flu: Powerful Nighttime Relief

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Pairing: Laurie Strode x Michael Myers

Rating: Mature

CW:  Incest, nonconsensual cuddling

Word Count: 2,277

Summary:

Textbooks were strewn across her messy bed with good intentions, peppered with crumpled up dollar store tissues that rubbed her nose raw. A full, unopened bottle of NyQuil sat on the nightstand, taunting her; she’d bought it as a last resort but was too stubborn to actually touch the damn thing.

She was already disgustingly vulnerable as it was. No need to sign, seal, and deliver an invitation to the Devil himself.

Notes:

Thank you so much for commissioning me, Beck!!! It was a joy to delve into this ship. 🖤 I think it was kinda taboo to talk about this ship even on the DBB server until you broke the ice and I'm eternally grateful because it's a GOOD one.

& Thank you to Pugge for coming up with this GODAWFUL title, and buying me boba, and keeping me sane ILY MY MUSE, MUAH 😘 🖤 🖤 🖤

Michael had never stopped chasing her. Nor she him.

And that balance was more delicate than she’d like to admit. Always the looming sense that despite everything she did, all the measures she took, she wasn’t completely in control.

Turns out that feeling was right. She just wasn’t expecting that her greatest enemy would be her own body crapping out on her.

Textbooks were strewn across her messy bed with good intentions, peppered with crumpled up dollar store tissues that rubbed her nose raw. A full, unopened bottle of NyQuil sat on the nightstand, taunting her; she’d bought it as a last resort but was too stubborn to actually touch the damn thing.

She was already disgustingly vulnerable as it was. No need to sign, seal, and deliver an invitation to the Devil himself.

You know - she was willing to bet he didn’t have to put up with this kind of thing. But that would be opening up a train of thought she’d rather not have.

It was cold in the apartment. Laurie never put the heat above 60 degrees. And any other day, that would have been perfectly manageable, but she’d soaked clean through her sheets overnight with sweat, and now she was freezing.

Sarcastically, she wished Michael was there so that he could put her out of her misery then instantly regretted it, chastising herself and wondering when her sense of humor had gotten so dark. The answer, though, was obvious. He’d changed her. Morphed her, warped her. She couldn’t even relate to her peers anymore. And they certainly couldn’t relate to her.

She was in some half-state at the moment. Awake enough - the bitter cold made sure of that - but too sore and lethargic to actually do anything about it. Just lying there shivering wasn’t going to be very productive, though. At some point, she’d need to decide what she was going to do, whether that was sleep or study or… what.

Droopy eyes blearily drifted over to the alarm clock. 3 AM.

God. The whole day. Gone.

Her gaze wandered over to the television playing quietly in the background, its soft light playing across the walls. Had she really left that on? Falling asleep on the couch in front of the TV had been commonplace as a kid, or while she was babysitting, but now… Well, she preferred to be able to hear her surroundings.

How unlike her to forget...

Wouldn’t hurt to leave it, would it? She wondered with a shiver, eyes slipping closed. Just this once…?

Impossible to tell if it was seconds or hours that had passed when Laurie awoke with a start at the sensation of the bed moving under someone’s weight. Eyes cracking wide open, she stared at the wall in front of her, the way her heart kicked a crater in her chest immediately sobering.

She knew. Exactly. Who it was.

It sounded ludicrous, even to her. She wanted to doubt. To believe that there was a thin margin it could really just be a very… very foolish burglar. But she knew better than that.

So… what should she do?

The obvious answer was fight, but something told her not to move. Not yet. Wait. See if she could map out her attacker’s positioning first; anticipate what he was going to do. She might only have one chance. Had to make it a good one.

Strategically, she was in a tough spot. Her bed was adjoined by the wall on two sides so that she couldn’t be snuck up on from behind, but evidently, she’d gotten turned around in her sleep - all that feverish tossing and turning. Now she was facing the wall and flying completely blind.

It took all her willpower not to move, scraping, with tooth and nail the bottom of the barrel of her everything. Defying every instinct, every ache in her muscles to do otherwise. She could hear him swiping her textbooks out of the way like a cat knocking things off the table with zero regard for her personal belongings; one of them audibly smacked the floor and she nearly jumped out of her skin.

In the past three years since that one fateful Halloween and everything proceeding it, Laurie had seen him a handful of times. But never this close. Just glimpses, here and there. Hard to tell what was real and what was just… unchecked psychosis. (She refused to do something so foolish as dull her senses while he was still out there - fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. She wasn’t going to let anyone else die if she could help it.)

He seemed to come and go like a stray. Sometimes leaving evidence in his wake. Missing clothes… things in the wrong place. Hard to tell if he was trying to bait a reaction out of her, or if he just… didn’t care enough to try and cover his tracks.

On a dangerous whim, she’d tried to chase him down a couple of times. It never amounted to anything, though. Wouldn’t be seen unless it was on his terms.

To think he was nearly in her grasp now…

She tried to make the move as natural as possible, like she was merely shifting in her sleep as she crawled her hand beneath her pillow and wrapped her trembling fingers around the hilt of the knife stowed away safely underneath. If she wasn’t already sweating, she would have started now.

He seemed to hesitate behind her, as if unsure if she was awake or not - though she knew better than to think it was out of fear. She got the impression that, for whatever reason, he didn’t want her to be awake for this.

Well, fat chance, it was like an elephant stepping onto the bed. He had to weigh some two hundred and something pounds.

For a moment, they were both perfectly still.

Then he began to move again, lifting the blanket up and… keeping it there. She could feel the cold air on her sweat-damp skin, on her bare legs and hip, her nightshirt having ridden up in the middle of the night.

There was a pang in her shoulder, a desperate urge to preserve her modesty and yank it back down over her ass, because she could feel his eyes burning into her.

It drew out too long, and something inside her snapped. “Michael!” Laurie whipped around, the words hissing through her teeth, sharp and scolding, before she could even stop herself.

Her heart dropped to her stomach as soon as she realized what she’d done.

There was a long pause. Odd, how much she could interpret from the silence, even without a real face to put to it. He was definitely… thinking. Contemplating something, staring at her with those mismatched eyes from behind his mask.

She did that to him. It was a point of pride for her, and maybe it shouldn’t have been, but the physical proof she could leave lasting damages on him was… Satisfying.

Whatever he was set on doing, he apparently decided to carry on with it even if she was awake, the weight of his knee pressing into the mattress as he loomed into her space.

Digging her heels into the bed, she kicked herself back until she felt the wall behind her, but he just wouldn’t stop.

She had to strike now.

Fingers tightening around the knife, she lunged for his throat, only to be brought to a screeching halt mid-air as his hand clamped around her wrist. A metallic clatter jarred her, Michael dropping his own knife so that his other hand was free to pry her stiff fingers off the blade one by one, until there was a second clattering as it too hit the floor.

Then he shoved her back onto the bed with such effortless force she bounced on the bedsprings.

Like a snake coiling and striking she reared her leg back and kicked right for the center of his gravity, but he just snatched her ankle, yanking her down a couple of inches.

Her stuffy head was spinning from all this motion, a twinge of pain blooming behind her eyes. And she didn’t know what his end goal was, but that didn’t stop her from thrashing and kicking up a storm as he manhandled her around, her own hair flying in her face, bodies bumping until she didn’t know what was direction was up.

Far too quickly, she wore herself out, the fight slowly leaving her as her body went lax, panting for breath and mind reeling as her brain tried to catch up and physically place herself, because she wasn’t getting anywhere struggling mindlessly.

She was on her side, her back pressed up against what she was fairly certain was his front, in some vicious mockery of spooning, and he was just pinning her there with both arms, waiting it out. A patient boa constrictor.

After a moment of her just lying there, one of his hands moved from around her waist to her arm - she jerked as if to elbow him, but it was a feint, and a weak one at that; she didn’t have the strength to put any real oomph into it. Her whole world was pulsing, dilating and constricting, blood rushing through her ears. No thought. Just raw nerve. A bird that’s just flown into a window.

Gradually, she realized he was examining her scar. Prodding and pushing at it, using his thumb and forefinger to pinch and stretch at the skin. She wondered if he felt the same way about it as she did the marks she’d made on him; satisfied. That same primitive feeling of ‘I made this.’

The number of times they’ve been this close have been few and often far between - and always chaotic, no time to smell the roses, as it were. Maybe that’s what he was doing. Examining her while he had the chance, while she was too weak and tired to yowl and spit and kick and fight. Playing with his food. Pushing the peas around on his plate.

It was strange, feeling him treat this permanent artifact of violence that he put there with such… He wasn’t being gentle, exactly. But something about it felt so antithesis all the same.

Grabbing her wrist and pulling her arm up and out from the blankets, he pressed his thumb into her palm and firmly rolled his giant fingers across her metacarpals neither gently nor ungently, more like he was trying to feel out her skeletal structure.

Strangely, it didn’t feel awful. Something about it redirected straight to her stomach, a light, lurching feeling but not an unpleasant one. It wasn’t that off from a manicure massage thought she knew without a shadow of a doubt pampering her was not his intent.

He was just being a creep. Like normal. Just… a lot closer than usual. So close she could hear his breathing. Feel his breathing, despite the number of barriers that should have prevented it; hot and warm on the back of her neck.

It wasn’t long before she felt his fingers creep into her hair. She allowed it. What the hell else was she going to do? In the same off, incidental way, it wasn’t the worst. Didn’t feel deliberately nice, but that’s because it wasn’t, it wasn’t for her benefit at all. And yet, every movement had tingles shooting down her scalp, it was so unexpectedly good.

A number of things to call him came to mind. Pervert being one of the first, though she wasn’t sure that’s what this was about. Maybe she was the weird one, for feeling anything other than utter revulsion at him touching her like this. He was her brother, for God’s sake.

She began to zone out while he messed around; Michael eventually moved on from her hair, but by the time he did, she was nearly half-asleep from the warmth he was radiating, finding it a whole new struggle just to stay awake. A grope at her elbow, here. A touch of her knee, there. Invasive. Bothersome. But non-threatening enough that she was starting to slip against her will. At one point, her aching eyelids had dropped closed and she hadn’t managed to reopen them since.

Unbothered, he continued exploring, his finger pushing past her lip to feel at the gum of her canine, while she mumbled some vague groan of complaint, gently kicking him in the shin. Everything felt so sensitive. Ooey, gooey, sick and vulnerable, and tired.

And then, his fingers found her hip bone, pressing deeply, and something sharp ran through her, zinging through the fog.

He was all over her, Laurie couldn’t even keep track anymore, her breathing starting to pick back up as his hands roamed over her. The next thing she knew, Michael was running his hand up the column of her throat and the sensation went straight to between her legs. Arching, she shifted in search of friction, only to feel an almost painfully unyielding hardness poke at her tailbone.

Oh.

There was a definite pause before Michael removed his hand from her neck, returning to constricting her in place with both arms so tightly she was unable to move- which was probably the point, but what it felt like, was that he was trying to grind their bones together until she was absorbed into him completely; to solder them, the gap between them only ever arbitrary to begin with.

Eventually, she melted into his hold, the last pale dregs of fight left within her evaporating as she drifted off to sleep.

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[sorenskyhigh]

Heyyy! I saw you take requests! Imagine: werewolfves, vampires, winged humans and other fantasy/mythological creatures exist (Dungen&dragon races maybe?), What would your favorite Karasuno character(s) be? And, already a happy new year! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧

Happy New Year!🎉🎆 I think I'm gonna do all of Karasuno bc they all deserve love and I just love all the Haikyuu characters!!!!! And thank you for putting in a request this is my first!!!!!! Wooohoo!!

Karasuno as D&D

(Or what I think they would be)

Daichi Sawamura

When I think of Daichi I think of a very stout, hardy person.

I know he's 176 or so cm but he's very built and in personality and physical build, sturdy

I also see him very hardworking

Daichi seems very dependable but in a chaotic way

Like he really wants to help but he also simultaneously has NO idea what he's doing

But also I can see him loving the world, people, and animals and nature

A protector but maybe a slight loner or the leader of a group, no inbetween

I honestly think he would be either a Dwarf (the only problem I have with this one is is that I don't view Daichi as a materialistic person like a Dwarf to want gold everything and whatnot) or a Firebolg

I feel either of these could fit him since they are very hardworking and sturdy people. But I lean toward firebolgs more since they are kinda calmer natural people if that makes sense??????

Daichi by no means is a calm and just no worries kind of guy but, I feel like he does have a slow and steady wins the race

Daichi is wise and strong and could live a calm and natural life like a Firebolg

Living with the animals and helping them but also living with a tribe of his people

Koushi Sugawara

I look at Suga as a very loving person that in his own chaotic way tries to help everybody

A mom friend if you will

I also see him getting close with few people a being very ride or die

He also seems a bit like a home body, like he enjoys staying home and being comfortable

Thats why I chose either a Gnome or Hafling

Gnomes are of a tight knit community and are very enthusiastic about life. Learning and building what they can

Building things to help their community and ending the day with a well earned drink with friends and family

Haflings love home comforts

Sitting by the fire and reading a good book

Doing some gardening and whatnot

But some travel and learn and grow intellectually

I think either of these would suit Suga

I can't stop imagining him as a Gnome with little goggles as he works on something small and metal with gears or him sitting in little Hafling attire or some pjs by a fire with some mead in one hand and a good book in the other

Asahi Azumane

I view Asahi as one of my personal favorite tropes of really big and scary but actually a sweet, bumbling mess/really small and adorable but could actually tortures you in a million different ways

Asahi is such a gentle giant but can get serious when he needs to

I also see him as someone very natural and loves nature/animals

That's why I picked either Triton or Genasi (the only thing about Genasi is they're super confident and Asahi very much is not)

Triton are water folk and outsiders (people think Asahi is scary and unapproachable)

They also have good relations with giant seahorses, Hippocampi, and sea lions

Can you imagine Asahi riding a Hippocampus with his gorgeous hair flowing in the waves of the water 😳 muah *chefs kiss* majestic

Anyways 😆

I also see him as a Genasi because they're kinda mysterious people with such a strong connection to nature and elemental energies

But I think he would specifically be an Earth Genasi bc they don't tend to make rash and are superior in strength and solid power

Yū Nishinoya

The little adorable ball of thunderous chaos

Noya seems like someone who loves to cause chaos but NEVER hurt anyone

He wants to have a good time but most people can't quite handle his version of a good time

Thats why I chose Satyr for Noya

Satyrs have the loose construct of a civilization and the wild urges of animals and beasts

Noya is a very independent person but will stick to very particular people

Satyrs are similar

They also view everyone as either a body to dance with, poor soul the mess with, or a sober mind to get absolutely hammered with

Ryūnoske Tanaka

Ryū is just such an awesome character to me

He is the real ride or die never gonna give up on you kind of person

I am not throwing any hate onto the other second years IN THE SLIGHTEST but Ryū did stay the whole time

And yet he seems, to me, to constantly need to prove his self worth

This is why I think he would be either a Human or a Lizardman

Humans are a young race and feel like, in their short lives they need to prove themselves

This drive causes them to be adaptable innovators and pioneers

Bu~ut I also think he would be good among the Lizardfolk

They have their own set of personal rules that they live by that aren't exactly conventional to most other races

Also they can be very food driven who isn't tho

Chikara Ennoshita, Hisashi Kinnoshita, Kazuhito Narita

All three give off similar vibes to me (not just cause they're background characters)

All three feel pretty chill and laid back but like their hardworkers once they have the right motivation

The three of them seem passive as well

Doing what they're told without much question but also like severe outsiders (I know they close themselves off from the others on purpose a bit bc they left and feel guilty)

So I chose Changelings for these three

Changelings are generally harmless, passive beings without interest in other races political affairs

But bc of this most others find them not trustworthy

They kind of don't have their own culture and just slip into other societies

I feel like these three did this with the volleyball team bc they didn't show them ever having some kind grand dream or ambitions

They just kind of float along with certain people they're comfortable with

Tobio Kageyama

Kageyama is a very independent character at heart

It's not that he WANTS to be a lonely necessarily, I feel, but that he wants to prove himself so much and constantly that he pushes people away

Even after he learned about relying on people and what it means to be a team

He stills feels like he should be able to do it himself

I feel like there is an ever constant duality in him

That's why I think he'd be a Half Elf

Human/elf mixes never really belong anywhere bc they either age faster than there elven peers or watch as their human loved ones age and die off much faster than themselves

This is why Half elf/humans keep to themselves

But for Kageyama, I feel if he had never met Hinata, Daichi, Suga, Ryū, or any of them, he would've isolated himself on accident from everyone

Shoyo Hinata

Shoyo is very impulsive but does extremely well with others

He is definitely social and NEEDS to have other people to watch his back

He has shown to be aggressive and super competitive with other players

But he forms strong bonds with those he really cares about

I feel like he would be, specifically a Longtooth Shifter

These shifters specifically are aggressive towards others they are not close to

But are deeply invested in those they have chosen to share their time with

They also are Lupine/dog based beings

And Shoyo definitely has a very dog like personality

They also are more pack oriented than other shifters

They have teamwork and group fluidity

Kei Tsukishima

Tsukishima a very stereotypical character but written in THE BEST WAY

He's that stereotype of antagonist to ally or prude outcast to reliable friend

This was caused by the circumstances of him finding out the situation with his brother

So he decided that no one could be trusted with Yamaguchi as an exception

Elf or Tiefling, did you really expect anything else? 😜

Elven people are very reserved a set themselves apart most of the time from other races, generally thinking of them as inferior or untrustworthy to be around the knowledge Elven people possess

Like Tsukishima they think themselves above other beings with a few that choose to live with with humans

Tieflings are forced away from other races

Because of a past sin that has changed them to look slightly different from others, they are shunned

I relate what happened when Tieflings became a different bloodline of humans to what happened between Kei and his older brother Akiteru

Tsukishimas rejection of companionship is something he does himself, but it is a form of mistrust towards others to not lie to him like he once was

Both Elven and Tieflings are very intelligent in their own differing ways

Elven are very well read and prestigious

Tieflings are good at slight of hand and swindling others bc of the rough cards they've been dealt in life

Tadashi Yamaguchi

Tadashi is a very different person than from what people make him out to be

Everybody makes him out to be an uwu ooga booga baby child that needs protecting

But he's not

That's not to say he doesn't have a large, warm and welcoming heart but he's NOT weak by any means

He's strong and he eventually becomes independent from Tsukishima and doesn't have to be codependent

Tadashi Yamaguchi is an amazing hardworker that is learning about the world and is trying to better himself slowly day by day

But there is the soft, kind and helpful side of him that would just do anything for a struggling stranger

That's why I chose either a Tortle or Kobold

I see him being maybe a Tortles that lives a simple life filled with schedules and living a very ritualistic life

They live simply and are very personable beings

But there's also Kobolds who are dragon like creatures that are INWARDLY aggressive but are industrious beings

They hate larger beings as they're short but will show respect if need to but would show backhanded and passive aggressive ways to show their displeasure

They also don't like direct confrontation and would rather entrapt another creature or being than directly fight them

They are also cunning and have a knack for plan making with which they share through out their entire tribe

Kiyoko Shimizu

I see Kiyoko as a very dependable person but also very independent and very strong and strong willed

Basically a feminine icon, honestly

She can do just about everything but seemingly has her own agenda

You're very lucky if her agenda should happen to align with you and your goals because she is an indestructible force not to be dealt with lightly

And yet, she is above all else a women

Feminine, beautiful, and incredibly amazing (as all women are)

I chose Aasimar for Kiyoko

Aasimar are beings that are often descendants of celestial or higher beings

They generally hold good morals and are justice deliverers

They generally serve a guardians of law that strike at evil, lead by example, and dish out justice where it is needed

They are cautious of others and sometimes misunderstood as they did what they do what they believed to be right

Aasimars are also extremely empathetic and are often times hurt by the prejudice they suffer in early years as many don't like what they don't understand

Hitoka Yachi

Yachi IS NOT THE SOFT, DEFENSLESS, CRYBABY EVERYBODY MAKES HER OUT TO BE

Yachi is shy and nervous but that is only bc she was accidentally persuaded into an intimidating world of giants

And for a short and petite framed girlt hat is TERRIFYING at first

But Yachi stepped up to the plate and batted away everyone's shit expectations for her because she rose to become an amazing manager for the team

She became independent from her mother's harsh ideas of her and showed her how powerful she can be

She may be small but she is truly mighty

This is why I picked Centaurs for her

Centaurs are the swiftest out of the humanoids and build peaceful communities

They hunt what and where they wish, as they generally move after a few years in one place, move

They highly value personal choice and individuality among their tribes

They also love and worship nature, many wanting to devote themselves to a higher power and/or become druids

They generally bear no ill will towards anyone unless the opposers strike first

Thank you @popcorntime-doodles for giving me my first request I hope you like this and I hope I did a good job

Again this is just my opinion and how I see the characters and the many races of D&D

Also again I do request I have a character masterlist in my bio ❤

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[ainabaina]

Happy birthday to my baby, Lee Donghyuck,

I just want to show how much I love you and appreciate you and I’m so fucking thankful you exist. I feel like my whole heart, spirit and soul is yours.

To make a Haechan;

1. First, you need to prepare your heart. This boy will become; your torture device, your weakness, the reason you question life choices, the reason you question if you’re sane or not, your strength, the reason why you wake up in the morning and enjoy your day. Your kpop boy.

2. Great hair. Hair that you just want to run your fingers through - poke at it , twirl it, remove it to expose that forehead when you just haven’t seen it in awhile. It’s just that good *insert Colgate smile*

3. Honey skin. Beautiful skin. So so beautiful. That type of skin that you can words like drizzle, glow, lovely, pinkish hues, sun kissed. Muah, beautiful.

4. The face. Smoosh it in your hands and squish his face. Cause squish squish squish. Press kisses to his face - butterfly kisses, cheek kisses, loving head butts of affection.

5. The smile. Fuck sake. Ability to make even Russia in Winter melt. And the laugh is like the mix between an evil laugh but because I’m simping it’s really endearing.

6. And if you’re Doyoung be sure not to challenge him, because in the end, Lee Haechan always wins. Even if he loses, he wins.

7. He’s the biggest little shit ever but it’s all in good fun. Because even if your nose twitches and you start glaring at him with a scowl you didn’t even think you could pull, you love him. Just, write that somewhere on your body so you remember. So don’t smack him too hard, he dies.

8. If Mark doesn’t hug the kid, I will. Gladly. He’s a person you want to love and if you don’t love him now, then you should. And you’ll get more than you ever thought you’d get back in return. He’s full sun you know.

9. Just a warning- the dudes a Gemini, I know some of you guys are into astronomy and zodiac signs so I’ll make it clear. He IS a GEMINI.

10. If you want to win, take a Haechan (and Johnny). He’s got this like witchcraft to him or some super power when it comes to competitions. But he is human and he needs a fatal flaw to convince everyone he actually exists so he does lose sometimes.

11. His fashion style. Not even kidding I dribbled. I then found a similar sweatshirt to his in the shopping centre that he wears in Punch and oh holy god I feel the butterflies in my sternum. Him in dance practices make me lose it especially when he wears something so cuddly. LIKE WHY. But also the button down shirts.

12. He’s so smart and witty. He’s such a quick thinker it’s insane and I want him to tell me his secrets because hello I’m in love. He’s just so freaking smart and it looks like it takes zero effort to just be so shameless but like perceptive.

13. He’s also a gamer. That’s all I can really say about that.

14. His freaking talent as a singer. Can fucking sing his ass off and sound the same no matter if it’s live or in studio. His dancing is just- he just wants me to melt in a puddle I think.

15. Although he jokes all the time and like roasts the members like it’s his second job, he really cares about his members and makes sure to show it. Usually by physical touch. He also knows when to be serious so he’s got that professionalism that fucking scares me. And with the fans he maintains a respectful distance until you welcome him first and he’s someone who welcomes you with open arms. But beware of a possible roasting.

16. Although overworked most of the time, manages to maintain himself or at least in the public eye. And I still think that despite being overworked, his talents as a singer hasn’t been totally showcased yet as I think he’s an idol that grows with each day he practices and so forth.

17. He’s not a typical guy for me. He has a different thought process to me. Like it’s so wonderous I could explore him forever and be content because there’s always something different about him to love or there’s something hidden.

18. He has a lot of love to give and it’s not just with people. Literally the grounds he walks on, the nature he may brush upon and Like his hair the eye makeup. He’s just so experimental with everything and uses it and makes it his own. It’s some Disney princess type of thing there.

19. His cooking. Like prepare yourself for beautifully made foods that could get chaotic or blissful depending on who’s in the kitchen with him. If it’s any of the NCT members I hope you like their chicken.

20. KING OF HANDSHAKES - like my bucket list includes 1. Make a handshake with Haechan

This took me like an hour to do, but I love you Lee Haechan, with all my heart I love you. On purpose. I love you. My favourite kid. My wild card. The little shit that needs a good smack of love.

[youngbutgood-a]

NAME:  kate bishop AGE:  25 SPECIES:  human

PERSONAL .

MORALITY:  lawful  /  neutral  /  chaotic  /  good  /  neutral  /  evil  /  true RELIGIOUS BELIEF:  agnostic SINS:  greed  /  gluttony  /  sloth  /  lust  /  pride  / envy  /  wrath VIRTUES:  chastity  /  charity  /  diligence  /  humility  /  kindness  /  patience  /  justice PRIMARY GOALS IN LIFE:  to protect those that cannot protect themselves LANGUAGES KNOWN:  english, korean, asl, conversational spanish, conversational french SECRETS:  if she told you, she’d have to kill you (not really) SAVVIES:  she was studying to go premed while in high school so she is super knowledgeable about the human body! she is able to give basic medical attention to someone in need (obviously not licensed or anything but She Knows What She’s Doing) and she knows where to hit people so it hurts, so it doesn’t kill them, etc.

PHYSICAL.

BUILD: scrawny  /  bony  /  slender  /  fit  /  athletic  /  curvy  /  herculean  /  pudgy  /  average HEIGHT:  5′6 SCARS / BIRTHMARKS:  plentiful amount of scars all over her body due to the nature of her profession (superheroing, duh), not many notable birthmarks but she does have one on her wrist that is shaped like a heart ABILITIES / POWERS:  master archer, expert marksman, photographic muscle memory/reflexes, expert martial artist, weaponry excellence, genius level intelligence, strategic excellence RESTRICTIONS:  she’s human so there’s that

FAVORITES.

FOOD:  pizza hello DRINK:  coffee PIZZA TOPPING:  sausage and green peppers COLOR:  lavender, any pastel purples MUSIC GENRE:  everything truly BOOK GENRE:  sci-fi, true crime MOVIE GENRE:  thriller, horror, action, rom-coms SEASON:  spring

FUN STUFF.

SINGS IN THE SHOWER:  oh YES LIKES BAD PUNS:  she’s literally bad pun central CURSE WORDS:  futz

tagged by:  @lauverine muah tagging:  @deathrisen, @hellhorns, @cryostore, @nobullseye, @earnedstripes, @inventcible and anyone else that wants to do this!