#chaorian meme

[shadowhandss60]

Chaorian, anyone? 👀😂

[i-only-see-daylight]

Dorian: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Chaol! 

Chaol: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

[abraxosissilly]

I Made a Blog

Hi there hello, it is me. I have absolutely no clue what I'm doing here, but I absolutely feel in love with Manon Blackbeak while reading Throne of Glass so I wanted to make a Tumblr blog about her I'm a Malide shipper, and Chaorian, the other ones are kinda just there for me ig. I love music (more so orchestra/concert band/that shit) and am not really... good at stuff so I'll probably just post headcanons/incorrect quotes, or other meme-y stuff So... yea? Cool.

[lucien-calore]

chaorian: *kissing*

sj//m: the two cOMPLETLY STRAIGHT friends are hanging out in a totally hétero way. they are just friends, they love each other like brothers and they’re totally straight because they have wives who are totally not sapphics, not at all. everyone is straight, not a single homo in sight.

[friend-of-the-elves]

So I’ve been reading Throne of Glass

[sanktlantsov-insta]

Dorian : i want to live in your socks bro.

Chaol : what the heck bro?

Dorian : So i can be with you every step of the way.

Chaol : *tearing up* bro?

Dorian : Bro.

[dawninlatin]

Dorian when he shifts into a fly to sneak around in Morath:

[for-sorscha]

Guess who’s making memes instead of sleeping again

[aelinbitch-archive]

Aelin Content Drinking Game!

take one shot for each occurrence of:

photo of a golden retriever in an edit

dainty candle flame in an edit

wispy white-blonde hair in an edit

close up of blue eyes in an edit

pale, white, pretty, dead-eyed faceclaim

“scars?” what are “scars?”

she loves chocolate! content

she loves cake! content

she loves books! content

best friends with dorian content

best friends with chaol content

“original trio” content

talks like a sugar-high 13 y/o in incorrect quotes

don’t ship rowaelin? *jenna from 30 rock voice* i’m gonna be constructive here. you should kill yourself. 

“heir of ash and fire and she would bow to no one” quote

platonic aelin x lysandra content

wears exclusively paolo sebastion, zuhair murad, and elie saab s/s

castle by halsey is her theme song

she listens to the jonas brothers! she reads fan fiction! she’s a fan girl! modern au’s

quaint instagram au’s with heterosexual wine-mom pinterest aesthetic

“secret plans cool” attitude only acknowledgement of canon grittiness

meme-related headcanons about how she’d love pokemon go or would raid area 51

rowan sam and chaol are the ever-martyred Voices Of Reason putting up with her quirky stupidity

assassin what? enslaved who? depression when? trauma where? child abuse victim qué? alcoholism what? guilt fear rage and self-loathing who? sounds fake honestly

anti edition! take two shots for each occurrence of:

“celery” “alien” (THREE shots: alien assryver whiteporn galahideous)

total willful erasure of her identity as a child of a colonized country (THREE shots if it appears in a hot take about how she’s a colonizer, FOUR shots if it’s suggested that chaol and dorian “take back terrassen” from her)

“she should die”

“bitch”

“she loves herself too much” takes that willfully ignore her self loathing

“everyone kisses her ass” 

ongoing conflict with and criticism from sam, ansel, rolfe, dorian, nehemia, chaol, CHAOL, aedion, darrow, lorcan, and manon who? 

general description of her rise to power as causing mixed feelings of hope, uneasiness, and outrage in the realm when?

“glorified by the narrative” 

“not held accountable” 

“mary sue”

“too much page-time”

“overpowered”  

losing the majority of her powers in koa whom???

unironic reblog of chaolaena content sandwiched between hate-posts

unironic reblog of doraelin content sandwiched between hate-posts

implying that not only is rowan abusive, but she’s complicit in that and it’s a reason to hate her

“past trauma is just to make us feel sorry for her and has no impact on her character - we never see how it manifests. and on that note why is she so secretive and controlling for NO reason?? clearly just sjm trying to make her look cool”

didn’t have a problem with her or anything in tog until either qos when chaolaena sank or eos when malide sank

kaz brekker>>>

Condemning Aelin For Eleven Traits Dorian Havilliard Also Has: now in theaters near you!

“she’s unbearably whiny and should Just Do Something Already For the Love Of God” [OR ALTERNATIVELY] “she’s a bully and a tyrant and doesn’t deserve any power and we should #bringbackcelaena” (THREE shots if these two takes appear within two minutes of each other) 

complaining that she’s the main character

claiming moral superiority and woke points for not enjoying her personality 

everyone is suddenly a military strategist and economics professor with a PhD in medievalism and ready to tell you why aelin would be a terrible queen because of her lack of experience. aragorn fucking around in the woods for sixty years before becoming king in lotr is cool though 

dunyasha = aelin

sjm = aelin

daenerys = aelin and they’re both bad [OR ALTERNATIVELY] aelin is a dany ripoff and dany is better than her and that’s why aelin’s bad (THREE shots if these two takes appear within two minutes of each other)

“her plans are dumb and would never really work. side note i really admire six of crows for its realism”

narrative arc overcoming internalized misogyny where?  

#chaolwestfalldefensesquad

“aelin’s character specifically is autonomous and personally responsible for everything i don’t like about the series, but dorian chaol manon and elide are victims of bad writing and deserved better”

chaorian 

blitz round - bizarre combo of both edition! take three shots for each occurrence of:

fandom-mom brainrot

“the manorian goggles stay ON when we analyze” 

manon>aelin because which one of them was smart enough to fuck dorian? checkmate! 

gay people don’t exist. 14 year old malide shippers are ruining my online experience. everyone stop with the hate :( 

white!manon. straight!manon. 

aelin didn’t let dorian be in charge in eos. TYRANT!!!! HE WAS SIDELINED AND ITS AELIN’S FAULT!!!!! 

“i read tog for the heterosexual side characters :)”

“unpopular opinion: aelin is overrated!”

SJM please let me suck your dick 

attracted to chaol and dorian instead of shipping them with each other

“honestly aelin was so mean to [insert male character] :(((( why does no one ever call her out for that :((((”

[rhysanoodle]

For the ship meme: Chaorian😉😏😘

Thanks for the ask! I answered that one here! 😘

[aedicn]

MEMES AND STUFF

shipping: 1, 2, 3, 4

GAME OF THRONES:

Tormund and Hound

Arya and Sansa: 1, 2

Daenerys x Jon

THRONE OF GLASS:

Fenrys: 1, 2, 3, 4

Gavriel: 1

Lorcan: 1, 2, 3

Rowcan

Elorcan: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

Aelin: 1, 2

Chaorian

Rowaelin: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

Rowan: 1, 2

Abraxos: 1, 2, 3, 4

Manon: 1, 2

Lysedion: 1, 2, 3

Aedion: 1, 2, 3, 4

ACOTAR:

Nessian: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22

Nesta: 1

Cassian: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,9

Cazriel: 1, 2, 3, 4

bat boys: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Rhysand: 1, 2, 3

Feyre: 1, 2

The Suriel: 1, 2, 3

Amren: 1, 2, 3

Elucien: 1, 2,

Lucien: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Tarcien: 1

Elain: 1

[shadowhandss60]

Dorian: And then I said, “I’ll bleed whatever you tell me to.”

Chaol: …

Chaol: What does that even mean?

Dorian: No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative.

[i-only-see-daylight]

Aelin: You don’t see me saying anything crazy about Chaol and Dorian's weird little relationship

Chaol and Dorian, in unison: She's just jealous.

[mayaheartsbooks]

Hello! I’m back with another post for my personal take on the #WeAreTOG tag. This month’s topic is Dorian Havilliard, which is great because I love him!

No spoilers because I’m nice like that.

Dorian Havilliard is basically the purest character in this series. He likes reading, he’s been basically shielded from the real world his whole life and when Celaena arrives his world is turned upside down.

For this installment of my #WeAreTOG monthly meme, I thought I’d gather up some quotes and other Dorian-related things I really like, instead of ranting like I did when it was Manon’s turn.

(Because what is there to rant about, he’s a sweetie pie).

(Well there’s all that Manorian crap that went down in EoS *shudders at my own poor choice of words* but I already made myself pretty clear last month).

ANYWAY.

First of all, let’s see some fancasting choices for Dorian:

We have a young Henry Cavill:

And Douglas Booth in his Romeo era, who is basically perfect and ready to film:

Look at that soft smile! That’s so Dorian!

I’ve also seen Logan Lerman and Matthew Daddario, but after PJO and Shadowhunters people will fancast them as literally any blue-eyed character and they’ve kind of got old for me.

They were infinite. They were the beginning and the ending; they were eternity. The king standing before them gaped as the shield of flame died out to reveal Aelin and Dorian, hand in hand, glowing like newborn gods as their magic entwined.

It’s part of one of the most intense parts of the entire series, and this paragraph from Queen of Shadows made me cry like a BABY. I love love love Dorian and his magic and how powerful these two characters are.

You cannot pick and choose what parts of her to love.

Which is one of the most overused quotes but still, it’s such an important quote. Not for Dorian, really, but for Chaol. It’s the sentence where both Chaol and the readers realize that Aelin is so much different from Celaena, and completely incompatible with him. It’s also the moment when I cry because Chaol is the most human character in these books and I love him.

(But this is not about Chaol).

(Or is it).

Dorian surged from the chair and dropped to his knees beside the bed. He grabbed Chaol’s hand, squeezing it as he pressed his brow against his. “You were dead,” the prince said, his voice breaking. “I thought you were dead.”

Haha! Did you really think I could make a post about Dorian and not mention how much I ship Chaorian? Do you know me at all?

Everything- everything was for Dorian, for his friend. For himself, he had nothing left to lose.

Does Chaol even have another conversation topic.

He looked at his friend, perhaps for the last time, and said what he had always known, from the moment they’d met, when he’d understood that the prince was his brother in soul. “I love you.”

No homo though *glares at SJM*

Dorian walked slowly back to his rooms, his heart racing. He could still feel her lips on his, smell the scent of her hair, and see the gold in her eyes flickering in the candlelight.

Consequences be damned. He’d find a way to make it work; he’d find a way to be with her. He had to.

He had leapt from the cliff. He could only wait for the net.

Throwback to when I thought I shipped Doraelin. Good times.

So, this was a much lighter post than my first one! What did you think? Do you like my fancasts? Do you like the quotes? Do you like Chaorian? Let’s talk!

This month I’m talking about Dorian Havilliard for #WeAreTOG!

Hello! I’m back with another post for my personal take on the #WeAreTOG tag. This month’s topic is Dorian Havilliard, which is great because I love him!

This month I'm talking about Dorian Havilliard for #WeAreTOG! Hello! I'm back with another post for my personal take on the #WeAreTOG tag. This month's topic is Dorian Havilliard, which is great because I love him!

[yabooksreviewed]

Hello! I’m back with another post for my personal take on the #WeAreTOG tag. This month’s topic is Dorian Havilliard, which is great because I love him!

No spoilers because I’m nice like that.

Dorian Havilliard is basically the purest character in this series. He likes reading, he’s been basically shielded from the real world his whole life and when Celaena arrives his world is turned upside down.

For this installment of my #WeAreTOG monthly meme, I thought I’d gather up some quotes and other Dorian-related things I really like, instead of ranting like I did when it was Manon’s turn.

(Because what is there to rant about, he’s a sweetie pie).

(Well there’s all that Manorian crap that went down in EoS *shudders at my own poor choice of words* but I already made myself pretty clear last month).

ANYWAY.

First of all, let’s see some fancasting choices for Dorian:

We have a young Henry Cavill:

And Douglas Booth in his Romeo era, who is basically perfect and ready to film:

Look at that soft smile! That’s so Dorian!

I’ve also seen Logan Lerman and Matthew Daddario, but after PJO and Shadowhunters people will fancast them as literally any blue-eyed character and they’ve kind of got old for me.

They were infinite. They were the beginning and the ending; they were eternity. The king standing before them gaped as the shield of flame died out to reveal Aelin and Dorian, hand in hand, glowing like newborn gods as their magic entwined.

It’s part of one of the most intense parts of the entire series, and this paragraph from Queen of Shadows made me cry like a BABY. I love love love Dorian and his magic and how powerful these two characters are.

You cannot pick and choose what parts of her to love.

Which is one of the most overused quotes but still, it’s such an important quote. Not for Dorian, really, but for Chaol. It’s the sentence where both Chaol and the readers realize that Aelin is so much different from Celaena, and completely incompatible with him. It’s also the moment when I cry because Chaol is the most human character in these books and I love him.

(But this is not about Chaol).

(Or is it).

Dorian surged from the chair and dropped to his knees beside the bed. He grabbed Chaol’s hand, squeezing it as he pressed his brow against his. “You were dead,” the prince said, his voice breaking. “I thought you were dead.”

Haha! Did you really think I could make a post about Dorian and not mention how much I ship Chaorian? Do you know me at all?

Everything- everything was for Dorian, for his friend. For himself, he had nothing left to lose.

Does Chaol even have another conversation topic.

He looked at his friend, perhaps for the last time, and said what he had always known, from the moment they’d met, when he’d understood that the prince was his brother in soul. “I love you.”

No homo though *glares at SJM*

Dorian walked slowly back to his rooms, his heart racing. He could still feel her lips on his, smell the scent of her hair, and see the gold in her eyes flickering in the candlelight.

Consequences be damned. He’d find a way to make it work; he’d find a way to be with her. He had to.

He had leapt from the cliff. He could only wait for the net.

Throwback to when I thought I shipped Doraelin. Good times.

So, this was a much lighter post than my first one! What did you think? Do you like my fancasts? Do you like the quotes? Do you like Chaorian? Let’s talk!

This month I'm talking about Dorian Havilliard for #WeAreTOG! Hello! I'm back with another post for my personal take on the #WeAreTOG tag. This month's topic is Dorian Havilliard, which is great because I love him!

[shadowhandss60]

Chaol seeing Dorian shift into Yrene in Kingdom of Ash: