#changed his gender to fit the maiden narrative in Elden ring

[moistmailman]

Elden Ring AU

Tarnished Pyrrha, holding the Dark Sun Greatsword: Wow, this sword in honestly beautiful. Is that gold engraving on it?

Jeanne the Witch: Yes. It’s a family heirloom passed down from generations. It even has my sigil on it, the dark sun.

Tarnished Pyrrha: Wow, I’m honored. I can’t believe you would give something like this to such a lowly tarnished like me.

Jeanne the Witch: Of course I would. That’s the whole point of the sword after all, my dear consort. *vanishes*

Tarnished Pyrrha: What’s that supposed to mean?

*5 seconds passes*

Tarnished Pyrrha, blushing: WAIT CONSORT?!

*LATER IN THE ROUND TABLE HOLD*

Yang: Hey, cool sword. Where you get it from?

Tarnished Pyrrha: My wife.

Yang: What?! You’re married?! For how long?

Tarnished Pyrrha: For like…3 hours.